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always. A
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disney of came in. I put him in the window for you. Though
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I believe in five, anything else I
2:30
can do real quick. Well I was
2:32
hoping we could talk about the block
2:34
party next week. Feel as if you
2:36
could help serve the emperor not as
2:38
again and your father is doing decorations
2:40
the night before. Saw see if
2:42
I time have time. Yep.
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blames Mom is hosting a
2:47
Rockefeller Foundation fundraiser which he
2:49
wouldn't know which is huge
2:51
and she. Might need help which
2:53
is land meeting her today for the
2:55
first times As Valentina A. Day
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though since it's tennis bracelet
3:00
blink the epitome you Fleet
3:02
Center. Backs know mom. it's
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a term for a diamond
3:06
bracelet diamond Athena I forbid
3:08
you to wear that someone
3:10
could avert the movie Wearing
3:12
it now because I'm about
3:14
to go meet blames mother
3:16
And don't worry. Known stalking
3:19
kids through time and bracelets
3:21
below Ninety sixth. Street saying
3:23
you might. Not come for the
3:25
block party at adults here well
3:27
as Mrs. Davies for my help
3:29
with the fundraisers and bolland been
3:31
on. It's vow Mom and everyone
3:33
is gonna be there. Still rock
3:35
a salaried the bloomberg he
3:38
was actually expects me to
3:40
pass. Set up to serve
3:42
empanada simply dominoes in the
3:44
streets. Woods You Island
3:46
Tennis. On the full.
3:50
Moon don't feel like
3:53
fi. Mom
3:55
A. big
3:57
enough for mrs yes yes because the book
4:00
right here thanks see what
4:03
no joke no razzan what's
4:05
the point are
4:08
you no longer get endless enjoyment at my
4:10
expense it was never at your expense excuse
4:12
me no Val there's no
4:14
excuse for you you're rude
4:16
you're full of yourself you
4:19
know how many customers complain that you
4:21
insist on speaking English even when you
4:23
know they can't understand you why do
4:25
you think mr. DS is having me
4:27
delivering that's ridiculous no it's not ever
4:29
since you started going to that fancy
4:31
school you've been changing but now
4:34
with that yuppie gringo boyfriend of yours it's
4:36
like you're looking down on all of us
4:39
you're jealous I'm
4:42
going places in this world and you'll be
4:44
stuck in Washington Heights delivering
4:46
flowers for minimum freaking wage
4:49
see proven my point
4:52
you used to be fun Valentina cracking
4:54
fire hydrants and playing in the water
4:57
sneaking onto my abuela's roof to set off
4:59
firecrackers you used to kind of
5:01
be my I used to be
5:03
your what favorite person around
5:05
here okay but
5:07
now now I dread coming in here as
5:09
much as mr. DS whoa
5:13
way harsh Danny see
5:15
you around Val I'm
5:17
still fun aren't I
5:23
Val such a pleasure to finally
5:25
meet you she's really something special
5:28
oh thanks Blaine so Blaine
5:31
says you live in the
5:33
Bronx no I live in
5:35
Washington Heights it's in
5:38
Manhattan oh but it's not like
5:41
here in midtown I'm
5:43
sorry what do you she
5:46
means gentrified that's the
5:48
word it's not gentrified
5:51
oh not really
5:53
most people still
5:55
only speak Spanish oh good
5:58
and you you are speak
6:00
Spanish. I can but
6:03
I... Let's hear some. I
6:05
would know what to say. Come on
6:07
now, humor me. Mom, stop.
6:09
She speaks Spanish, okay? She's an
6:11
immigrant for crying out loud. Blaine!
6:13
How wonderful. The true beneficiaries
6:15
of the American dream. Um,
6:18
I'm not sure if Blaine told
6:20
you that he also knows
6:22
a bit of Espanol. He
6:25
mentioned that, well, perhaps
6:27
you can teach him a few authentic
6:29
phrases that would really set
6:32
his college essay apart. Mom.
6:34
College essay? Oh Blaine,
6:37
haven't you told her? I...
6:39
Told me what,
6:41
Blaine? It's actually quite
6:43
flattering, really. Blaine is
6:46
writing his college essay about
6:48
you. Ooh, me? What
6:50
about me? Uh, it's
6:53
about us. Both of us. And
6:55
what it's like to date a
6:58
Hispanic. Oh, oh my
7:00
god. No, it's not like that,
7:02
Val. Oh, don't be so sensitive, dear.
7:04
People like you have it easy getting
7:07
into college. Well, just as long as you're
7:09
a people. But Blaine's just
7:11
another wealthy Anglo. They need
7:13
an edge. And being
7:16
minority adjacent is the
7:18
next best thing. Um, excuse
7:21
me, Mrs. Davis. I just
7:23
remembered my mother needs my
7:25
help at the flower shop. It's
7:27
eight o'clock at night. Well, we're
7:30
open seven days a week, 12
7:32
hours a day, just
7:34
living the American dream.
7:36
Val, Val, wait. I
7:39
am so stupid. All those questions
7:41
about my family, the Dominican Republic,
7:43
and what it's like to actually
7:45
have to have a job. I
7:47
thought you were genuinely interested in
7:49
me. I was. No, you
7:52
weren't. You just started dating
7:54
me to help you get into a good college.
7:56
Well, that too, but that doesn't mean I don't
7:58
think you're chill. You
8:01
know, my virginity Edu he
8:04
what? This is one Food:
8:06
although I am on, there's
8:08
no such thing as minority
8:11
adjacent and don't call about
8:13
don't don't go meet meet
8:15
me. Court isn't as mature
8:17
as senses. right?
8:22
A gas left my bag in the south. Of
8:25
us. Are
8:31
dinner as you. Sorry.
8:33
plus. You. Can go
8:36
me Valentino. Don't care anymore. Hey,
8:38
I'm sorry bars and an
8:40
ad sales. Guess you did.
8:43
Send you were right. About
8:46
me about bullying all
8:48
of it. she. Was only
8:50
dating me as some corny as
8:52
proof that he's could truly aware
8:54
so he can get into a
8:56
good college. What? That's why he
8:59
singled me out. Not
9:01
because he saw me playing basketball. Or
9:03
because I'm really or whatever. But. Because I'm one
9:05
of the only non white girls at
9:07
Mayfield Academy. You'll be getting gold Yokohama.
9:10
Throw him a beaten so hard
9:12
he will not remember his dumb
9:14
crappy know. You won't Danny. It's
9:16
my fault. I
9:18
knew something about him with Cd. But I
9:20
ignore it because. I
9:24
ignored it because. If
9:28
I just believed in this. Is.
9:31
The part I could be
9:34
like them. Roots success. So.
9:37
Every door wide open with
9:39
is sick a permit on
9:42
the East river and lake
9:44
when I wanted. To.
9:50
But it doesn't matter what I do. When.
9:53
I say pruitt languages say
9:55
it in. i'll always
9:57
be a dominican girl from the height A
10:00
Dominican girl who could kick my ass on the
10:02
court. It makes a bouquet of
10:04
dying gardenias look like a million bucks. Why
10:07
doesn't he do something more, daddy?
10:10
And you will be. But
10:13
you don't have to pretend to be white to do it. You
10:16
know how many successful Dominicans there are? Your
10:18
parents, for starters. Oh,
10:20
please. Come
10:23
on, let me take you out. Give
10:25
you a little Dominican heritage tour. No
10:27
offense. But that sounds
10:30
super lame. It
10:32
won't be. Trust me for once, alright?
10:36
Oh, I forgot my backpack. It's right there under the
10:38
counter. Dang, this is
10:40
heavy. You stealing bricks
10:43
or something? Nah,
10:45
just my schoolbooks. School?
10:48
I started taking summer classes at the
10:50
city college. You? In college? You're
10:53
not the only kid in the heights with aspirations. I
10:57
learned that from you. I learned
10:59
a lot from you, actually. You're going to
11:01
college because of me. If you want
11:03
to catch a baller, you gotta be a baller, right? I
11:07
had no idea. Calm down.
11:10
Don't get sappy on me, now, ayy? You
11:13
gonna let me take you out, or what? Yeah.
11:17
Yeah, I will. Google,
11:21
let me get the check. We're leaving already?
11:24
No, it's a fun spot, right? But we got
11:26
more to see, Chica. Oh, yeah.
11:28
Gracias por todo, Ugo. Wait, how much
11:30
was that? Not enough. Come
11:32
on, let's go. You know
11:34
Ugo Rodriguez? Oh, Ugo, he doesn't. He
11:37
doesn't just own Ugo's. He owns the
11:39
entire building. It was abandoned
11:41
back in the 70s. Whole place crumbled. And
11:45
there were families in there. The city was going to
11:47
tear it down. But Ugo, he worked day and night.
11:50
Walked the building, fixed the whole thing up
11:52
himself. Beautiful. Now
11:54
he and his wife have the hottest spot in
11:56
the Heights, and vacation in Jamaica every winter. But
11:58
they spent their whole time there. lives here not
12:02
impressed okay how about
12:04
David Ortiz that rookie on the
12:07
twins Dominican oh and semi-sauce Dominican
12:09
oh everyone knows that all right
12:11
fine Maria
12:14
Montes the queen of
12:16
Technicolor Dominican Technicolor what
12:19
oh come on he was huge
12:21
yeah cover woman the sirens
12:23
of Atlantis drawing a massive blank
12:25
here okay old movie night you need a
12:27
pencil that okay
12:31
here we are my favorite Dominican
12:34
of all time Danny
12:38
it's a it's a bench look
12:41
closer in loving memory
12:44
and Rihanna Sophia Luciana Diaz
12:47
my great grandmother immigrated here
12:49
in 1949 started the first Dominican owned
12:52
business in Washington Heights what
12:55
was it the as Flores on 181st Flores
13:01
flowers she and my well
13:04
I built the business from the ground up sold
13:06
it to your familia back in 79 and
13:08
traveled the world now my
13:10
well I teaches economics and Madrid and comes
13:12
to visit every Christmas that's
13:14
incredible I had no
13:17
idea neither
13:19
did I I just wanted to
13:21
impress you so I had my mom do
13:23
some day in impress me I know
13:26
how badly you want to succeed in this world
13:28
Valentina and I want you
13:30
to know you'll have to pretend you're not
13:32
Dominican to do it and
13:36
I'm being honest because
13:38
I'm a little bit into you a little
13:41
no they're going postal on your
13:43
gringo boyfriend give me away maybe
13:48
yeah but
13:50
it was this tonight
13:53
made me feel really special good
13:57
you are special Wanna
14:01
grab a my had a double file? Are you home? I
14:04
would love to. Very
14:06
first immigrant who ever set foot
14:09
in New York City. Dominican? No
14:11
way he has way one further.
14:14
Yes. Look it up. an encyclopedia.
14:19
Hey. Guys sorry tutoring session
14:21
with Sebastian The real than
14:23
me again. And yeah,
14:25
he's a real mama
14:28
sir. mouth shut in
14:30
time. Evil here. Was
14:32
just retailing me with stories of
14:34
be amazing aura tom lens and
14:36
how good. She's getting at
14:39
Mario Kart see his. Wife
14:41
assault seen that literally all
14:44
you talk about when you're
14:46
supposed to be getting paid
14:48
us about five. Guys, I'm
14:51
out learn what. Send
14:53
broke things off with plane so there's
14:55
no way I'll be able to lose
14:57
my virginity. and in two weeks before.
15:00
School starts my resume that
15:02
many. This is Natalie. I
15:07
don't hear you going on about
15:09
other sexier having with Victor. Sad
15:12
because I didn't want to make
15:14
you feel bad for your abject
15:16
failure. Victor and I. Are
15:19
having sex all over the place
15:21
called the Fall Nancy's You and
15:23
Victor had sex. Already. Have
15:26
time so I didn't to spill the
15:29
beans and other the. Whole. Point is,
15:31
you think. I'm going to
15:33
tell you sisters and my
15:35
son zealously romantic escapades. When
15:38
it to a few even
15:40
try another thing coming. If
15:43
you'll excuse me, there is
15:45
a sense out there to
15:48
be as and going to
15:50
happen and that girl is
15:52
a wound. Something that. Life
15:55
is something she's not telling
15:57
us. Cities like.
16:00
I knew we all wanna lose or v cards at
16:02
some point. Of what's so
16:04
important about right now, you know,
16:06
And. Why she waiting out on every
16:08
time. We all get together is
16:11
mad annoying gab people on
16:13
our away for nothing. You know
16:15
she's stress or hurting and
16:17
whatever it is she doesn't want
16:19
to tell us about it.
16:21
Let's you know, getting all sorry
16:24
didn't Ah sustained a little
16:26
bit about myself in the past
16:28
few days. I thought that
16:30
I had some health. And
16:33
I think you and I gotta health
16:35
Natalie. Like how no idea
16:37
how we find out what's going
16:40
on. Oh, I love a Good
16:42
Sling. She's probably going to be
16:44
with Victor the rest of the
16:46
data eating her housekeeper lettuce and
16:48
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