In an attempt to play wingman for a friend, Mean Joe puts himself through a series of excruciating dates with the most painfully boring accountant ever.
Thanks to the help of a smooth talking Wing Woman, Mean Joe has a date with a cute blonde named GoldieLocks, and attempts to end his current losing streak with women.
Mean Joe swears an oath for self-redemption and vicarious entertainment, then posts a Craigslist Advertisement in search of the infamous Officer Naughty.
Mean Joe finds out that an incriminating photo that went viral is his own, then recaps an epic Halloween KY wrestling match with a naughty police officer.