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This week on a special all straight white male edition of Masturhaters nerds cry about Belle Delphine's not so porny pornhub account, we tackle the ever epidemic of meth fueled attack squirrels, and make fun of incels. Also this week Jon hates
Welcome back everybody, sorry its been so long! we've had some issues but hopefully those are past us now. We are BACK!!! we've got a new friend Rich who this week is hating hysterics in the work place, Jon hates Mondays, Ron hates driving his
We're back! this is episode is one that never made it up onto the feed but after this its all fresh content! this week Jon hates people who think that a band or a movie or a book saved their lives and won't shut up about it, Chris hates up stai
We're back! this episode is an old one that never got uploaded the next episode will also be one that never made it to the feed, after that its all up to date current content. On this episode Jon hates pitbull sympathizers, Cara hates pyramid s
This week on Masturhaters the gang shoots of some spicy hot takes about the parkland school shooting. Jon looks at the dark underbelly of nature. Chris wants illegal immigrants to assimilate better into the country. Ron is sick of whiny shit ba
On this episode of Masturhaters, Jon shit talks YouTube fuck boi Adam Calhoun for being an unfunny douche. We explain what rape is to Chris again. Alyssa is sick of ignorant Americans. Cara hates Halloween costume drama in January. Ron thinks y
On this episode of Masturhaters, Chris hates that he can't jerk off without pornography. Jon is frustrated by the amount of option he has for every aspect of his life. Alyssa can't stand happy people. Ron is tired of millennial's with rugrats t
The long awaited return of The Jon & Chris Show. Jon and Chris judge #metoo stories and play a game of rape or nah. The two go over some of the more prominent stories in the news including Youtuber Logan Paul's infamous suicide forest video and
On the first recorded episode of 2018 the Masturhaters Reunite! Chris thinks senile people don't have a right to exist, Ron thinks your fake meat recipe is just a shitty salad, Cara hates Christmas lights, Jon Saves Chris's life billions and bi
On this episode of Masturhaters, Chris returns and hates his job again. Ron hates nerds who cosplay at movie openings, Alyssa is entranced by Facebook live stream pearl parties. Jon thinks man caves are shit, and joins the fight for fifteen aft
On this episode of Masturhaters Jon think breakfast is a hoax being pushed by big breakfast companies to sell your fat ass more jimmy dean sausages you fucking losers. Ron tells us all how he will throw you under the fucking bus if you steal fr
On this episode of Masturhaters, Cara doesn't understand forum rules. Ron's fingers are all buttery from delicious mall pretzels, Alyssa thinks ASMR videos are creepy. Jon thinks rape kits are archaic and out of date and are intrusive to people
On this Episode Of Masturhaters, Chris questions the will to live of people who die in forest fires. Alyssa has an existential crisis. Cara weighs in on the controversy of Christmas taking up too much of the year. Ron tells us how to deal with
On this episode of Masturhaters Jon tells a tale from behind the bar, and expresses why the words "Donald Trump" are a curse on any form of communication. Cara tells weak shit head adults to grow the fuck up and leave the Disney shit behind the
This episode of Masturhaters (the first one after a few weeks off), Jon's dad guests on the show, bringing homeless people as his hate and shares a few stories about his experiences with them on the train in NYC. Alyssa Hates how people knee je
On This episode of MasturHaters we have a guest, Nick Wild in to tell us some tinder stories and hate on sjw antics, Ron hates on annoying fads, Alyssa delves into the world of financial domination, Chris hates people that cut them selves and J
On this episode of Masturhaters, Chris argues with his parents, Alyssa hates crying cunts, Jon hates your terrible music ruining parties, Ron doesn't have sex cuz he's really into star wars and fish, and Cara's cold i guess, whatever suck my di
Sorry for the wait everyone Masturhaters returns this week with a juicy episode filled with lots of laughs and maybe some cis white male tears, as Ron takes down white privilege deniers, Alyssa shares her hate of the marriage stigma, Jon fears
This week on MasturHaters Chris hates that poor people can't afford cars, Alyssa gets hit on by squibs an a chat app that has been repurposed for exchanging nudes, Ron gets dragged to taco bell on a drunk adventure, and Jon claims responsibilit
This week on Masturhaters, Ron shows his pacifist side and cry's when men hit each other, Cara sits in piss as she goes off on why public bathrooms need a reformation, Alyssa thinks Kelly Clarkson needs to take better care of her demonic offspr
This time on The Jon & Chris Show, Chris explains his argument against global warming for those who where upset about his rant on MasturHaters and then makes everything worse, Jon and Chris review Bill Nye Saves The World and reveal the agenda
This week on Masturhaters, Cara hates clickbait articles on facebook, Ron wants to cull the populace, Alyssa thinks celebrity news is bullshit, Jon gets stuck on carnival rides and thinks people who don't tip are the pits, and Chris denies scie
Ep 18: Glorified Rape Scenes, Cigarette Prices, Funerals For Heroes, Unicorn Frap, Horoscope Deniers
This week on MasturHaters, Jon gives his unique perspective on raising cigarette prices, Cara gets turned on by rape scenes, Alyssa hates how people hate stupid starbucks drinks, Chris thinks fire fighter funerals are a bit much, and Ron believ
this week on MasturHaters, Jon thinks girls are shit at pulling pranks, Chris hates weird pets, Cara's friends all ditch her. Alyssa thinks using sex as currency is a shit thing to do and Ron hates white people obsessed with asain culture
This week on MasturHaters Jon talks about the way feelings are weighted against facts today, Cara complains about t-shirts or something. Alyssa talks about Anxiety and why it sucks, Chris's phone made him stupid, and Ron hates militant nerds.
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