I was working in the lab late one nightWhen my ears beheld a dreadful blightFor Bobby "Boris" Pickett began to writeAn album which, to no surprise

Was really wack -- he made the monsters wackThe "Monster Mash", it was the only good trackThe rest is wack -- the rest is really wackHe made it wack -- just stick to "Monster Mash"

From our laboratory in Everett MassWe reviewed The Original Monster MashAndrew Wiley came from his humble abodeTo join us in tearing down this load

Of monster crap -- he made the monsters wackThe "Monster Mash", it was the only good trackThe rest is wack -- the rest is really wackHe made it wack -- just stick to "Monster Mash"

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