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I have one. I have an appropriate
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one.
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When does either
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one of us ever come in with one and be like, I
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got it. Welcome to Maintenance Phase, the
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podcast that believes diets
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are a matter of personal responsive bootstraps.
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I wonder
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where we're
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going in this episode. I'm Aubrey Gordon.
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I'm Michael Hobbs. If you would like to support the
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show, you're already doing that. Thank
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you so much. And
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today
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we are combing the shelves
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of Aubrey's diet book collection. This
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is going to be the first of many such
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comings. And
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according to a text message you sent last night, we're
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today talking about conservative
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diet books. Yes. It's
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not GOP, but it stands for go on a plan.
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Nope. That wasn't that good.
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I really like the, like, the
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challenge here is I don't think anybody calls a diet
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a plan. Yeah, I know. Give
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me a time to work on that. I'll come back. So
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we're normally doing a diet book deep dive. I'm
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calling this a diet book buffet. A little smorgasbord.
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You had this great idea of just doing
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a
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tour of the diet book collection and
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picking out a few that like didn't
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have quite enough there there to sustain
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a whole episode. Right. And
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as I started to look at the collection
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like a that's a lot of the diet books, a
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lot of the diet books are like it's not enough for
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a whole episode, but it's very funny and silly
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and let's talk about how funny and silly it is. As
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I started to look through the collection, it became
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clear that there were these little like sub themes
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like there are a bunch of diet books that are just about like
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the wine diet or the pasta diet
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or the popcorn diet or the junk
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food diet. There's a bunch of celebrity
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diet books written by people who have absolutely
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never been fat. Why does Cher have
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a. a diet book. Oh, yeah. So
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there are all these little subsets. And I thought for
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today we would start out with one
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of those subsets. Which
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is politically conservative diet
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books. And straight up,
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some of these people are politicians. Some of them are political
2:16
actors. Either way, they
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are folks who have been like upfront about
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their political conservatism. Get out
2:22
the paleo.
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I'm going to keep doing this. Out
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the paleo. Good job. Throughout.
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So for this one, I pulled more diet
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books than I used. There were a couple.
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There's one that I pulled that was called A Diet Plan
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for Uncle Sam. Oh,
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yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get into this.
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And then it was just about like federal
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budgets and like obliterating the social
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safety net. I thought it was going to be
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like roast
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bald eagle and shit. No,
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unfortunate. No, it
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was a bummer, but it was not the kind of
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bummer I was looking for. A fun
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bummer. I know I was looking for a fun
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bummer and it was just a straight
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up bummer. There was another one that I was like,
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I think this might actually be a whole episode
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as a sort of like an episode
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in two parts. One of them is the
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Boston Police had a very
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popular diet book. What? Yes,
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what? Yes, yes. If
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it was popular enough,
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which it definitely was not, I would
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have been like, we should do this on a book could kill.
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Do you know what I mean? Like, hang on. I'm coming over.
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We're doing this one because it's garbage.
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So today we're going to look at three different
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diet books. It is a classic
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maintenance phase crescendo. So brace
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yourself for things to get wilder
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as we go along. The first diet
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book that we are going to look at. Hang on.
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I got to.
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Close out of everything and open up the folder
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of pictures of these diet books. And then
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I'm going to send you one of them. Garbage obstructing
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progress. Is that
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is that one. I see it
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coming. That one has a verb. Okay,
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Mike, I sent you a picture of
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the cover. No fucking way.
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I got you a present. Wow.
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Okay, so good God. Okay,
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so it's the I heart
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America diet by someone
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named Phyllis George and Bill
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Adler. And the cover is like
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this bright
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Rubik's Cube red with like
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a nice like swirly wedding invitation
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font and it says I heart America and the
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heart
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is like an image of
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like a Barbie doll woman. It's like a woman
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like blonde white gleaming
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teeth. Yeah, my whenever
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I see like Republican
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imagery like this, I'm just ready for a fucking
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horror show. I'm sure she's nice.
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This is a red flag. The Barbie doll woman
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is Phyllis George. It is the author
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of the book. She not
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nice. Her career started as
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the winner of Miss America. She went on to become
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a sports reporter and a news
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reporter. Okay. And at the time
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that she published this book, it
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was her last year as the
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first lady of Kentucky. Oh,
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okay. Yeah, she has she has a sort of Miss
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America news
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anchor lady kind of look technically
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the title of the book is the I
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love America diet. But every
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time they do the heart. So I'm only
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calling it the heart America. I
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feel about this like I feel about
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like so I live in Portland, Oregon. There
5:35
are Nike bikes
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that you can use all around town. Many cities have
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like just like bikes that you can like pick up and use ours
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are provided by Nike. Nike has
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a store in town called Nike town as it
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does in a number of places
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on the side of the
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bikes. It says bike town,
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but my brain always reads it as bikey.
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Biking town same whatever I'm in Portland.
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I'm like, I guess it's a bike town bike. And I feel similarly
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about this, which is like, look, I could try to rewire my
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brain to read that as the I love America
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diet. But it's always going to be the
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I heart America diet with the Barbie doll lady
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in it. Also a ton of people, you know, TSA
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pre check how it's like pre
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dash and then like a check emoticon.
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But everyone ignores that. So they'll just say like, I
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have TSA pre. This
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is where I fully turn into that like
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fucking TikTok about us, where
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I'm like this week, I thought we'd go light. And
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I end up with 11 pages of notes.
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I think about that TikTok all the time. I
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really am like, they really nailed
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it. And I know because of the amount of personal
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embarrassment I feel when I catch myself
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doing those behaviors, I'm called out,
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called out
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so lovingly, but absolutely. I know
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we we appreciate you and we're
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wildly self-conscious now. And we're mortified.
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Yeah. OK,
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so Phyllis George with
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this book joins the pantheon of
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lifetime thin people
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with the goddamn audacity to write a diet
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book. Oh, yeah. Look, look what I did. Miss
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America wrote a diet book. Yeah.
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This is how I became symmetrical. Wow.
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Her co-writer and I would guess
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the main writer of this book is
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Bill Adler, whose bio
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just says like he's a literary agent and a writer
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and he co-authored the I Heart
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New York diet, which
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I also have. Is that just a bunch of like pizza
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slices and sewer rats? Step one,
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former rat king with other rats.
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Future maintenance phase. Bonus app. This
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book was published in 1983, so it's exactly
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as old as I am. It was
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published again in her last year
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as First Lady of Kentucky, and it was
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blurbed by like
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one million med school
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professors. Interesting. We
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will get into why that is momentarily.
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The main thing that
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we are going to focus on for this book
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in particular.
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is the description
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on the flap of the book jacket. Because
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it really does encapsulate, like
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I skimmed the whole book and I was like, no
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actually I think the strongest text to look at is
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the actual pitch that they're
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making to readers. So
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I'm gonna send you, we're gonna go through bit by bit,
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we're not gonna do the entire thing because it's longer than it
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needs to be. But we
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are absolutely going to talk
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through the first couple of
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paragraphs of it. Okay, putting on my
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bifocals. There you go. It
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says, this is a diet for sensible
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Americans, like you
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and me. It's safe,
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it's sound, it's sure, of course
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it works, because it's based on the official
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recommendations of US government agencies.
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It's like no other diet you've ever been
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on or heard of before, doubtful. Because
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it's not just a diet, it's an integrated
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three-way program that
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permits you for the first time in your life to take control
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of your weight destiny. It
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tells you what to eat, it tells
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you how to eat, it tells you
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the ways, all caps, to beat fat
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with
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workouts anybody can do.
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It's not just a diet, it tells you what
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to eat, it tells you how to eat, it tells
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you what workouts to do. You're
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describing a diet. It's just like
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such God, it's such boilerplate
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and stuff. It's like this is like
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nothing else. We're gonna tell you to eat
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less and move more. It was
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really striking to me to be looking
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at something, again, that
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is my entire lifetime
9:37
ago, and be like, oh, this
9:39
is new marketing. Every
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diet is doing the same
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thing,
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which is just like, they're all like, we're
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not like the other girls, we're different.
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It is fascinating how like five minutes
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after the first diet, there was the first
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diet being like, we're not a diet. We
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know diets don't work. Are
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you ready for our next chunk? the
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description. Give on
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programs. No. No, it doesn't really work.
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Sorry. Yes, I'm ready. Sorry. Okay.
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So I'm sending you the next chunk of the
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description. All caps. And there's
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a fabulous bonus.
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Sentence case. You can be healthier
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than you are. You can live longer with increased
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vigor. That's because you'll be following the
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US federal dietary guidelines
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for Americans. The recent scientific
10:27
breakthrough praised by doctors everywhere.
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The president's council on physical fitness and
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sports asks a strong vital
10:35
America depends on physically fit Americans.
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Can we depend on you? If you
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love America, the answer is yes.
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It's patriotic to be trim
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and healthy.
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Ooh. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Problematic through lines
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in this little paragraph. I picked this one out because
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I was like, Oh, cameos. We've got
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the president's physical fitness tests. We've
10:59
also got the US federal
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dietary guidelines for Americans, which came
11:04
up so much in our food pyramid
11:06
episode. They are the basis of the food pyramid.
11:08
Food triangle. But yes. Also,
11:10
we've got those guidelines being praised
11:13
by doctors everywhere, which
11:15
like they weren't even really
11:17
praised by doctors within the
11:20
USDA. The guidelines doctors everywhere
11:22
said about. And
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then we've got this absolute
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fucking bananas shoehorning
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in of like real patriots
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are thin. Yeah, dude. It's weird
11:36
that they're saying it this explicitly.
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Usually it's like between the lines. It also
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just like, I was reading this one and I was like, this is
11:43
pure camp. Yeah. I know
11:45
this is the problem with this is it's hard to be offended
11:47
by it. It really is so
11:50
weird and surreal. This
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description also lists out
11:56
the things that you can do on
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this diet. which also
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felt really reminiscent of
12:04
diets that we have heard about, talked
12:06
about, all that kind of stuff. This is a list
12:09
that should have bullet points in front of it, but it doesn't because
12:11
I'm texting it to you. Is the exercise plan just standing
12:13
up and saluting the flag and sitting down over
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and over again? It's
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actually just like joining the military and going
12:21
to boot camp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just push-ups? Yeah,
12:23
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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It says, lose
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up to 11 pounds of fat a
12:29
month, not water, as on fad
12:31
diets. Eat the kind of foods
12:33
you've always loved, even ice cream.
12:35
Never, never diet foods. Make
12:37
the switch to lifetime stay-slim
12:40
habits easily, pleasantly, deliciously.
12:42
Learn how to transform your favorite recipes
12:45
into scrumptious, nutrition-packed,
12:47
slimming delights. Oh, this
12:49
is very similar to the Scarsdale diet thing,
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where in general, when it talks
12:54
about the diet in the introduction,
12:56
it's like you can do anything. Don't worry
12:58
about being hungry, Bestie. And
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then once you get to the specifics, it's
13:03
like prisoner of war camp rations
13:06
and hours of exercise, and
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they just coexist peacefully. Here's
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the thing that I would say about this particular diet
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is normally I'm like, yes, that is the pattern.
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In this case, it is USDA
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and FDA guidelines
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that they're operating off of, so
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it's less of that, just like
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you get one ounce of cheese every
13:29
week, enjoy it, savor it while
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you can. It's less of that. It
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reads much more like kind
13:36
of any number of 80s low-fat or
13:40
low-calorie diet meal plans.
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A bunch of the meal plans are like most
13:45
nights for dinner, you're getting a whole baked
13:48
potato plus a protein plus
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a cup of vegetables because it's
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essentially a diet book that was created
13:55
to popularize public
13:57
nutrition guidelines, right? Right.
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So it's not like completely off the rails. The
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fascinating thing to me is that they like
14:05
include a small number of recipes and
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the recipes that they include
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seem fine. They don't seem like bad
14:12
recipes to me, but I am confused
14:15
as to how these ones made the top of the
14:17
list. So they
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have like a few dinner recipes. They've
14:21
got a couple of soup recipes. They've got some dips,
14:24
that kind of thing.
14:25
They have a lot of recipes
14:28
that seem very time limited
14:30
for your use in the year. So they
14:32
have a recipe for gingerbread.
14:35
They have an eggnog recipe. Festive
14:37
liquids. They have a recipe for something called
14:40
cottage
14:40
cheese dip. Oh no,
14:42
the cottage cheese in the 80s. It was
14:44
so much. I have,
14:47
listen, Stockholm syndrome has been
14:49
debunked, but I have it with cottage cheese.
14:51
I continue to enjoy cottage cheese. I
14:54
have tried to get into cottage cheese so
14:56
many times. I've tried. I'm like, I
14:57
want to like this. It seems fine.
15:00
And every time I do it, it's
15:03
like opera. It's not for you. Aubrey,
15:05
what if we wrote a diet
15:08
book?
15:08
We've talked about this. We
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did the same intro. It's like, you can eat anything on
15:12
this plan. You can move however
15:14
you want to. You don't have to be hungry. And then we
15:16
actually did it. We just provided
15:19
a bunch of bomb-ass recipes. And
15:21
we were like, you can make these. You can not make these.
15:24
You can eat them. I don't give a shit. Literally anything
15:26
else. Whatever portion makes you feel
15:28
full and happy. Like, what
15:30
if? And then we just call it a diet
15:33
book. Or like, it's a diet book, but
15:35
it's literally just like,
15:35
physically eat anything what you want. Yeah,
15:38
yeah, oh my god. Listen, any excuse
15:40
to get this recipe for like a shrimp
15:42
that's poached in coconut milk and like
15:44
ginger and a bunch. Like, it's fucking
15:47
killer. I would get that out of the world. The
15:49
last thing I will say about this particular diet
15:52
book
15:53
is that, so they've
15:56
got the front spread
15:58
and the back spread
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It's just like, this is very goofy.
18:02
This is sort of the theme of the episode. Like
18:05
we talked in the Goop episode about like
18:07
dunking on things, but making it nutritious dunking.
18:10
There is no nutritional value. You're not learning
18:12
anything. You're not growing as a person. You're
18:14
not getting Thiamine out of this.
18:16
Book two, Michael, are you ready? Book
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two, give me. Book two is
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called The
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Love Diet. Oh,
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The Love Diet. Another heart cover, another
18:28
heart on the cover. This one's written by someone named John
18:30
Daubert. John Daubert has written
18:32
a number of other books.
18:34
Titles include How
18:37
to Improve Your Child's Education,
18:40
Give Yourself a Chance Finding Your Role
18:42
in a Competitive Society,
18:44
John Daubert's First Aid
18:47
for Marriage. Okay. And
18:49
If Being a Christian is So Great, Why
18:52
Do I Have the Blaws? That one actually
18:54
sounds good. I also have the blaws.
18:56
Maybe he has tips. This one was published
18:58
in 1977. The
19:01
tagline for this one is, how
19:04
to diet successfully using
19:07
that most powerful of all
19:09
motivators, love. I'm
19:11
intrigued. I'm going to
19:14
send you the description from
19:16
the back of the cover.
19:17
Get ready. It says,
19:20
a simple but complete explanation
19:22
of the catalyst, which can make any reasonable
19:25
diet a resounding success. The
19:27
catalyst is love. Everyone
19:29
has a capacity for it. Everyone has seen evidence
19:32
of its universal appeal and power.
19:34
John Daubert shows how to harness the enormous
19:37
power of love to benefit dieting.
19:39
The writing. Yeah. The goal is
19:41
to build a deep seated unified
19:44
inner attitude that controls the dieter's
19:47
behavior. An attitude motivated
19:50
out of love for the dieter himself,
19:52
his friends, his family, his career, and
19:55
his self perceived purpose in life.
19:58
The author shows not only. how to use
20:00
the love we have, but how to obtain
20:03
all the love we will ever need to get
20:05
slim
20:06
and stay that way. Is this chat
20:08
GPT? Are you motivated
20:11
out of love? You're right to be confused
20:13
by this. Use the love we have,
20:15
how to obtain the love we need
20:18
to
20:18
get slim. Why would
20:20
I need love to get slim? I need self-hatred
20:23
of the way that I look and feel. Mike, I'm
20:25
going to tell you what. This is the one
20:27
of the books that we're talking about today where I read
20:29
the entire thing cover to cover, and
20:32
I am no more clear on any
20:34
of the answers to any of the questions raised
20:36
by this
20:37
description. God, the real,
20:39
I feel like Jordan Peterson is the one that really cracked this
20:41
code. The trick to these books
20:44
is to write something totally incomprehensible.
20:47
And then if anyone is like, oh, this doesn't make any sense,
20:49
then you could just be like,
20:50
looks like somebody didn't get it. I
20:53
guess you don't understand these intellectual
20:55
concepts. You might be wondering, Michael,
20:57
why this is on our list of books
21:00
written by conservative political actors.
21:03
Please enjoy the cover. Oh,
21:06
wait, what? Oh, it took me
21:08
a second. Okay,
21:11
so it says, I mean, first of all, this
21:13
graphic design is on point as usual. It
21:17
is Microsoft Word 95. They
21:20
figured out the arch function. So
21:22
it says The Love Diet. And there's
21:24
like a little tagline
21:26
by John Daubert, small font
21:29
forward by James Dobson.
21:32
Yeah. The infamous focus on the
21:34
family, prime minister, whatever the fuck
21:36
he is. But like, he's this like this anti-gay,
21:39
anti-everything fun ghoul. Absolutely.
21:42
If there was gremlin shit
21:43
being said about queer people in national
21:45
politics, it was either
21:47
being said by James Dobson,
21:50
furnished by James Dobson, or
21:52
like parroted by people who were close to
21:55
him. Like he is like the nexus,
21:57
right?
21:59
Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson, you're
22:02
also probably
22:02
mad at James Dobson. Right. Like
22:04
he is again, like the beating heart of a lot of
22:06
this stuff, but also very, very trim.
22:08
People are always talking about his six pack neck veins.
22:11
OK, we'll get there. Just
22:13
a trim little man. At the
22:15
point that this was published, he
22:18
was an associate professor of pediatrics
22:21
at USC.
22:23
At the time, he was best known
22:25
for his book, Dare to
22:28
Discipline, which advocated
22:30
for the use of corporal
22:32
punishment by parents on kids.
22:34
I love it when they try to present this as like
22:37
as like a bold new idea. It's like
22:39
finally beating kids. It's like, yeah,
22:41
that's what we've been doing for like thousands of years. And
22:43
it's bad.
22:44
Also, it's 1977. So
22:47
this isn't necessarily even an idea
22:49
that has like gone out of vogue
22:52
in the way that it has gone out of vogue. When
22:54
I think of love, I think of beating children.
22:56
I think of the guy who's like gay people
22:58
are all going to die. And it's going to be their fault. Also beat
23:00
your kids more. The love diet. Yeah,
23:02
I just want to make literally everyone's
23:05
lives worse. This is also the year
23:07
that he founded Focus on the Family. So
23:09
he had his eyes on bigger things,
23:12
right? It was either become
23:14
a lifestyle influencer
23:16
or become an anti-gay grifter.
23:19
If only Instagram had been around back then. Chapter
23:21
titles for this one include Born
23:24
Again and Obese. That's
23:27
an absurdity. Oh, no. Your
23:30
diet must be self-imposed.
23:32
OK. Group pressure is great,
23:35
but at midnight, it's only you in the refrigerator.
23:38
OK. Tithing food
23:40
for health. Giving away 10 percent of all my
23:42
food. That's the key
23:45
to losing weight. I look at a meal and
23:48
I cut off 10 percent of it. I
23:49
put it in the collection plate. I just save the potatoes
23:52
just in my little hand. The last one
23:55
is absolutely, unquestioned of the darkest,
23:58
which is am I important?
25:59
There's no like evil genius stuff in here. It's like,
26:02
don't you have a Thanksgiving to ruin, James?
26:05
Yeah, he doesn't name check like Jerry
26:07
Falwell or anything. Like, it's like, it's
26:09
a real bummer. The other day, as I was shoving
26:11
a child back into
26:12
the closet against their will, I thought
26:14
about the exercise that I needed to be stronger.
26:17
Yep. Boo. Boo.
26:19
OK, so another
26:22
one of my questions was just like, what the fuck
26:24
does it mean for it to be the love diet? Yeah.
26:27
The argument for the connection
26:30
between love and dieting in
26:32
this book is so unbelievably
26:35
tenuous.
26:35
OK. He just keeps
26:37
saying, love is the greatest motivator, so
26:40
harness love as your motivation to diet.
26:42
Is it? I don't even understand what his fucking argument is. Is
26:45
it like, get thin so that people will love you, like you'll
26:47
be more successful at dating? Oh,
26:49
Michael, you are. That is the thinking
26:52
of someone who's operating on love level one.
26:55
I'm just like, yeah, I'm just like, I
26:57
paid $1.50 for this book.
26:57
I want
26:59
like some useful advice, but I guess it doesn't
27:02
even do that. Let me tell you, this is, I found
27:04
the clearest passage
27:06
that I could where he's like spelling out
27:09
what love has to do with motivation
27:12
to diet. What's love? OK.
27:16
He's stacking another metaphor on top of his
27:19
already tryhard metaphor. He
27:21
says, love levels can most readily
27:23
be compared to gears in an automobile.
27:26
It is necessary to get the diet
27:28
rolling just as first gear gets
27:30
the car rolling. First
27:32
gear, however, cannot meet the demands
27:34
and conquer all types of driving.
27:37
And love level one cannot
27:39
meet the demands and conquer all
27:42
impediments to dietary success.
27:45
Traveling in first gear for
27:47
a long duration is impractical
27:49
and may cause mechanical failure. Jesus
27:52
Christ. That's
27:55
the end of that paragraph.
27:57
Oh, that's as good as it gets.
28:00
I'm just going to guess. I'm
28:03
so sorry. It
28:07
is so funny to
28:09
me to think that I'm like, did
28:12
any editor ever look at
28:14
this? Because it doesn't even
28:17
make sense. This is such like
28:19
Michael Scott vibes where he's like, look, I'm
28:21
going to break it down. A business has
28:23
to make more money than it spends and
28:26
then draws out this extended metaphor
28:28
on this extremely easy to
28:31
understand concept. Yes.
28:33
Like, oh, in levels. So
28:36
can I walk you through the three love
28:38
levels? Oh, yeah. Because now I've been
28:40
in first gear
28:40
and I'm experiencing mechanical failure. This
28:43
is normally where you would say something like, I'm intrigued
28:46
and I appreciate that you didn't because you're not
28:48
because there's nothing to be. I'm not. There's
28:50
nothing here, but I love empty verbiage. So
28:53
take me with you.
28:55
According
28:58
to Daubert, according to this
29:00
author, when he's writing
29:02
about love level one, he's talking
29:04
about dieting from a place
29:06
of love using your motivation. Love is
29:09
your motivation
29:09
to diet. Right. It's
29:11
sort of his overarching thing. And he says that
29:13
love level one is about
29:16
dieting from a place of love of
29:18
yourself. OK. His version
29:20
of this sort of like love of self is just
29:23
really similar to the concept
29:24
behind Khloe Kardashian's Revenge
29:27
Body. Oh, yeah. That show. Do
29:29
you remember that show? Only from you talking
29:31
about it. If you are dieting on
29:34
love level one, if you are dieting for
29:36
a love of self,
29:38
here are his tips for
29:40
how to get yourself more motivation.
29:43
OK. He says that you should
29:45
undress in front of a full length
29:47
mirror, jump up and down and quote,
29:50
count the seconds until the roles
29:52
settle. Oh, my God. Motivation
29:56
tip number two, ask an honest friend
29:58
to tell me how I really.
29:59
Look oh These
30:02
are mean Aubrey motivation
30:04
tip number three Mike if those were too dark
30:07
for you hang on to your fucking butt I can't because
30:09
of jiggling too much. It's still it's still vibrating Picture
30:14
yourself confined to a nursing
30:17
home as a result of sickness caused
30:19
by overweight What that's not even a useful
30:22
tip just imagine myself in a nursing
30:24
home Also, it has the weird like 60s
30:27
70s language of like caused by
30:29
overweight. Oh, yeah, it's just such a
30:31
weird It should be overweightness
30:35
People with overweightness
30:36
Aubrey we're using people first
30:38
language Michael Are you ready to
30:41
hear about love level to love
30:43
level two? Is this like caring
30:45
for my family or something and then
30:47
like level three is like caring for my community
30:50
or some shit? Stop trying to skip ahead
30:53
because you're
30:53
not gonna guess level three the brother I'm
30:55
trying to impose like some form of coherence
30:57
onto this book No, just really just incoherent
31:00
level two is about love
31:02
of sort of the collective. He calls this the group
31:05
theme
31:06
He talks about
31:08
like teachers being motivated by
31:10
love of their students Pastors being
31:13
motivated by love of their congregants doctors
31:15
being motivated by their love of patients
31:18
so on and so forth So
31:20
he is sort of like thinking and talking
31:22
about like, okay
31:23
What does it mean to diet from a
31:25
place of love for other people?
31:29
He has some motivation tips for people who are
31:31
dieting at love level two Okay,
31:33
I'm gonna send two of those motivational
31:35
tips to you
31:36
motivate me He says even
31:39
a small weight loss causes your attitude
31:42
to be one of confidence Since
31:44
you know how many lives you're affecting
31:46
through your dietary compliance
31:49
Aubrey maybe this is just because I
31:51
just read your book which is like coherent
31:54
and like nicely Attitude
31:59
to be one of
31:59
confidence. Like why do you just say even
32:02
a small weight loss gives you a more confident attitude?
32:04
It's the writing is so
32:07
bad. Is he being paid by the preposition? Look
32:11
closely at each child as
32:13
he sleeps
32:13
and examine how much he means
32:16
to you and what he would be
32:18
facing if you, your love and
32:20
your earning power were suddenly
32:22
gone.
32:23
This is so weird.
32:25
I'm gazing at myself jiggling
32:27
in the mirror. I'm gazing upon my small
32:29
children. It's just like think in the most
32:31
negative terms possible at all times. Right.
32:34
And it's like think about what a failure you
32:37
are and will be. This is the
32:39
Jane Lynch meme.
32:40
I'm going to create an environment so toxic.
32:43
Like that is what is happening here.
32:45
Right. Uh, Michael, are
32:48
you ready for love level
32:51
three? I think I figure it out. I think
32:53
it's going to be God. Oh, fuck.
32:55
God damn it. Is it? It's love of God.
32:57
Dobs include me in. So he
32:59
offers some examples of what dieting
33:02
at love level three looks like. Okay.
33:04
I'm sending those to you. Okay. He says,
33:07
if my weight is controlled
33:09
and I'm healthier, I'll live longer, which
33:12
gives me more time on earth to serve
33:14
my master.
33:15
If I'm successful in setting an example of results
33:18
in my diet, others will ask me how
33:20
I succeed and I'll witness that my God
33:22
assisted me. My witness may result
33:24
in a convert
33:25
to my beliefs. Oh,
33:28
so I'm recruiting people to Christianity
33:31
with my like rippling abs. People
33:33
are like, yes, wait a minute,
33:36
Mike. None of you was jiggling in the mirror.
33:38
I'm like, thanks, Bible. He created
33:41
everything. And he's also like, man,
33:43
on this planet full of like, you
33:45
know, billions of people. Right. Uh,
33:47
John's getting a little fat, huh? The funny thing is, as
33:50
a former Christian kid, I actually think that like New
33:52
Testament morality is like pretty lit,
33:54
but nobody actually implements it. Jesus
33:57
talked all the time about like how, you know,
33:59
rich people. can't get into heaven and you
34:01
should care the most for like the weakest
34:03
among you. But there's just a
34:06
whole economy of fucking grifters
34:08
who are like, no, no, no, no, no, Jesus said the
34:11
opposite of what you think he said.
34:13
He wants you to be rich. He wants you to be thin.
34:16
It is really wild that in, you
34:18
know, some setting somewhere,
34:21
somebody read the Bible and out the other
34:23
end of whatever machine creates
34:26
these people came like Joel Osteen.
34:28
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Bible, yes. I
34:30
just want you to be hot and
34:31
shitty. That's what Jesus wants. Would
34:33
you like to hear some motivation tips for people
34:36
at love level three? He says pray
34:38
periodically during the day to seek assistance
34:41
to overcome temptation. Pray before
34:43
each meal asking assistance for appetite
34:46
control. Nurture the
34:48
belief that failure to adhere successfully
34:50
to your diet displeases God. Yeah,
34:54
this is like maybe false idol
34:56
territory. It's wild as fuck. I've
34:59
been doing some reading lately about spiritual
35:01
abuse. Is this a term you've come across?
35:04
It sure is. It's like a lot of church leaders
35:06
will use your sort of sense of morality
35:09
and like, you know, your entire worldview
35:12
through
35:12
religion to basically get away with terrible
35:14
shit, right? For like sexual harassment
35:17
or exploiting you for money. This
35:19
honestly feels like a form of spiritual abuse,
35:21
right? Where it's like he's explicitly invoking
35:23
your like moral
35:26
and religious worldview to
35:29
sell a book. Absolutely. To
35:31
me, the good parts of religion are
35:34
just a weekly invitation for
35:37
people to think about things larger than themselves.
35:39
And like, how am I doing good in the world? How am
35:42
I affecting other people? And
35:44
he's explicitly like clawing
35:46
that back. He's like, no, no, no, no, no. Monday
35:49
morning is to think about like how many sit
35:51
ups you did this week. And like, if you
35:53
don't do more, you'll die
35:55
and your children will never forgive. Yeah, exactly.
35:58
It's very strange for anyone with.
35:59
even passing familiarity with the Bible.
36:02
But at the same time, there is an
36:04
entire cottage industry
36:08
of evangelical diet books, evangelical
36:11
weight loss programs, right? Like there's like
36:13
a million of these, they are legion.
36:15
It's also very funny the idea
36:17
that Jesus would want you to adhere
36:19
to like conventional modern beauty
36:22
standards because of course beauty standards have changed over time.
36:25
So like, why would
36:25
Jesus be like, oh yeah, in the 1990s, I
36:28
want everyone to have like a long skinny torso.
36:31
And like right now Jesus wants you to have like thick hips
36:33
because like that's where the fat is. Look,
36:37
Jesus reads in touch weekly. He
36:39
pays attention to who wore it best.
36:41
He has some thoughts. Jesus says
36:43
boot cut is out. Skinny jeans are in.
36:46
Oh, oh buddy. I think you're behind
36:49
the times now. Is that not? That's out.
36:51
We're out. We're old. I ordered a pair of skinny jeans on
36:54
the internet the other day. So that's why I'm like, I'm on trend.
36:56
I'm a 40 year old man.
36:59
This is what having a 15 year
37:02
old niece will do to a person. See,
37:04
you actually know what the kids are doing. Because
37:06
I get corrected on it. Yeah.
37:11
What are you doing? Why are you wearing that? You're at my
37:13
school
37:13
and that's what you're wearing. She's like, Kigo
37:15
has a whole song about this. You're wrong. Okay,
37:17
Michael, are you ready for our third
37:20
and final conservative diet
37:22
book? Problematic level three. This one
37:24
is not actually a diet book. I will set
37:27
it up that way. This one is just straightforwardly
37:29
a cookbook. There's no calorie counting. There's no weight
37:31
loss. There's no nothing. This
37:34
one is just, I thought it would be fun
37:36
to yell about the existence of this book
37:38
with Michael Hobbs. Yelling about
37:40
recipes. Our favorite thing.
37:43
I am sending you, I'm
37:47
sending you the book cover to look at and to
37:49
describe for the listener. Oh yeah. I
37:52
feel like I will hear when you get it.
37:55
Oh, what? Yeah.
37:58
Wait, what? This
38:02
exists? This exists and
38:04
I own it. I'm so sorry. Holy
38:07
shit. Okay.
38:09
Where to begin? Wow. There's
38:12
so much happening on this book
38:14
cover. There's so much happening. Okay,
38:16
so it's a man and a woman
38:18
like facing the camera with their backs to each
38:20
other, like leaned up against each other, like two news
38:23
anchors or something. They're both wearing
38:25
sleeveless denim vests.
38:28
He is holding a rifle
38:30
and
38:30
she is holding some sort of like terrifying
38:33
looking fucking knife. I think it's a hunting
38:36
knife. Yeah, like a hunting like stab
38:38
a deer knife. And the
38:40
name of the book is Kill It
38:43
and Grill It. And it's by Ted
38:46
and Shemaine Nugent. A
38:48
guide to preparing and cooking wild
38:50
game and fish. So this
38:53
is like how to fucking kill animals
38:56
and eat them basically. It says includes
38:59
a recipe for deer, elk, wild boar,
39:01
rabbit, bear, wild turkey,
39:04
duck and more. I feel like bear
39:06
is the odd man out there. Everything
39:08
else I can get at Costco. Absolutely. There
39:10
are definitely bear recipes in this one.
39:13
Mike,
39:14
what do you know about Ted Nugent? Oh,
39:18
wait, did he do know when
39:20
to hold him and know when to fold him? No,
39:22
that's Kenny Rogers. That's Kenny Rogers.
39:25
Could not be more different. All I know is that he's
39:27
like a right wing
39:29
gun dude now, but
39:31
I don't know what he was like before
39:34
that. He's like an Elizabeth Taylor figure where
39:36
it's like I know her from the perfumes, but not from like
39:38
the main thing that she's known for. Yeah, you know
39:40
him from his appearances on Fox News.
39:43
Yeah, he showed up and I'm like this is
39:45
a I guess a famous person, but he's
39:47
like famous to other people for reasons I don't
39:49
understand. We're going to listen to the
39:51
opening riff of this song, which
39:53
I think will get you oriented
39:56
to who he is.
40:04
I've heard this. Yeah,
40:07
that's him. Wait,
40:09
let me let's wait till the beat drops. Oh,
40:12
yeah. So
40:20
you get the idea. Ted Nugent
40:22
official YouTube has 192,000 subscribers. Yeah,
40:26
it's both higher and lower than I would expect.
40:29
There's like Pokemon reaction YouTubers who have
40:31
like more than that.
40:32
I mean, listen, he's
40:34
a 74 year old man from Michigan, you
40:36
know, so he's like a 80s rocker
40:39
guy like hair. It sounds like hair metal, but then
40:41
the cover of
40:41
the album does not look hair medley.
40:44
He is reliably described as like a hard
40:46
rock musician. That's sort of how folks
40:49
describe him. Seventies, eighties
40:51
was sort of his high point. Okay.
40:54
Since then, he has really seemed
40:56
to make most of his career out
40:58
of being sort of like a personality. Yeah. Which
41:02
for him means like astonishingly
41:04
regressive,
41:04
outspoken
41:07
racism, proud racism,
41:10
big gun advocate. He
41:12
is a full disaster.
41:14
Wait, to go back to my acronym,
41:16
he's a geriatric obstructing
41:18
progress. Okay, there we
41:20
go. I thought that one was good.
41:22
He was and is
41:24
an extremely outspoken Trump supporter.
41:27
He refused to get vaccinated for covid
41:30
and then got covid. And
41:33
when he announced
41:33
that he had it, he only referred
41:36
to it as, and I quote, the Chinese
41:38
shit. God,
41:41
right.
41:44
He called President Obama, quote,
41:47
a subhuman mongrel. Oh,
41:49
my God. I mean, he
41:51
is like next
41:54
level. Here's
41:56
my question for you, Mike. What
41:59
year do you think? Who do you think this cookbook
42:01
came out? Who
42:03
graphic design says,
42:05
I want to say 90s actually.
42:08
Like it looks late because there's gradients.
42:11
That's a good catch. In
42:12
the color and then the background of
42:14
the image looks like one of those fucking magic
42:17
eye things where you'd blur your eyes and it would
42:19
be like, oh my God, a dolphin. It looks
42:22
like that. Like that's the aesthetic. And
42:24
then, God, the lighting is terrible. There's
42:27
like weird, just like a random pink
42:29
light that is like lighting of his hair but not
42:31
hers.
42:31
I think that's to be like, doesn't it look
42:34
like stage lighting for like a hard
42:36
rock musician, perhaps? It looks
42:38
fake and weird. And then I'm
42:40
going to say, I'm going to be wrong, but I'm
42:43
going to say 1996. Oh, you
42:45
are a lot closer than I was. I assumed this
42:47
was like late 80s, early 90s. This
42:49
book was somehow
42:51
published in 2002. Wait,
42:55
really? Yes. I guess conservative
42:57
aesthetics are a little, a couple of years behind.
43:00
Sure, sure, sure. There's no Helvetica here. The
43:02
blurbs on this book
43:05
are fully unhinged.
43:08
Is it like Ted Cruz? No,
43:09
no, no. You're not going to guess.
43:11
It's wild. They're so wild, they're unguessable.
43:15
Oh, no.
43:15
I'm sending you a blurb and
43:18
then you're going to read it. We're going
43:20
to talk about it and then I'm going to tell you who it's from. What
43:22
can I say about Ted that he hasn't
43:24
already said himself? Ted is a true
43:26
original. Whether you love him or hate him, agree
43:29
or disagree with his philosophies, side
43:31
with or oppose his politics, you
43:33
always know where you stand with good old
43:35
Uncle Ted. He means what
43:37
he says and he says what he means. Hillary
43:40
Clinton. Oh, interesting. No,
43:42
it's a twist. Not Hillary
43:44
Clinton. No. So first of all, just tell
43:46
me your take on this blurb. This
43:49
is a blurb for a cookbook. I mean, it's
43:51
just the whole thing of like,
43:53
well, he says it like it is. And
43:55
like, well, just because he's wrong
43:57
and bad,
43:59
he's being authentic. It's like
44:01
right, but I don't like the wrong and bad
44:03
part is what I object to. I don't think that he's being disingenuous.
44:06
Yeah, totally. These are the things that you say
44:08
when you can't say anything
44:10
else about someone who is an
44:13
asshole,
44:13
right? Yeah. That
44:15
blurb, by the way, comes to us courtesy of
44:18
Joe Perry from Aerosmith. Wait,
44:20
really? Yeah. That's also
44:22
a bit of a like, I didn't read the book blurb,
44:25
but I'm doing this as a personal favor. That's
44:28
all of these. Get ready. I
44:30
sent you another one. I've known Ted for
44:32
years and I can't say I always agree
44:34
with him. I can't even say I often
44:36
agree with him. It's just a huge asshole,
44:39
but I respect him for this reason. In
44:41
a world where fame makes people fat and
44:44
satisfied. Weird. Ted continues
44:46
to fight for his beliefs. He
44:48
loves nature and as this book
44:51
proves page after page, he feels
44:53
that living without passion is not really
44:55
living. That I agree with him
44:57
on
44:57
wholeheartedly. Barbara
45:00
Walters. Mitch Albom,
45:02
the dude who wrote Tuesdays with...
45:05
What? No. There's
45:07
a cameo from the Tuesdays with Morrie
45:09
guy? This
45:11
is also so chicken shit. To
45:14
just be like, well, I don't always
45:16
agree with him. I can't say I always agree
45:18
with him. I can't even say I often agree
45:20
with him. Right. I respect
45:22
him for continuing to fight for his
45:25
beliefs, which I
45:26
ostensibly find abhorrent. This
45:29
is such fucking brain
45:31
disease among people
45:33
like us, like over educated liberals. It's
45:35
like, well, I don't agree, but at least he's
45:37
fighting for his
45:38
beliefs. Yeah. His beliefs are
45:40
bad. He's fighting for things that
45:42
make the world worse. It's
45:44
weird to be like, oh, I like it
45:46
when people fight for their beliefs, regardless of
45:48
their beliefs. No. I
45:50
mean, listen, right now today, Pete Evans
45:52
is fighting for his beliefs, right? There
45:54
are plenty of people who really believe the stuff
45:56
that they're talking about that we have talked on this show
45:59
about. Right. Oh, God,
46:01
Mike, I'm getting so much worse at putting together
46:04
sentences. I think I've been infected by the
46:06
Love Diet guy. Yeah. Now
46:08
I only know how to say things in confusing
46:10
ways. Question mark. You have an attitude
46:12
that is out of confidence and
46:15
something. There's
46:17
one quote
46:18
that says Ted Nugent is beyond
46:21
argument. One of the good
46:22
guys attributed to Charlton
46:25
Heston. Look, as a piece of shit,
46:27
I respect the fact that Ted Nugent is a piece
46:30
of shit as well. There is a page inside the book
46:32
where the header is just praise
46:34
for Ted Nugent. Oh, nice.
46:37
And it includes quotes from George
46:39
W. Bush and Tom
46:42
Ridge. Why are politicians
46:44
blurbing a
46:46
wild game cookbook
46:48
from a guy who? From like
46:50
a total weirdo. Like
46:53
a deep weirdo who again is just
46:55
like proudly shouting
46:57
his racism rooftops.
47:00
Yeah. And his biggest hit
47:02
was at this point a solid 20
47:04
years ago. Right. Better
47:07
suited to be at VH1. I
47:09
love the 80s commentator than to
47:12
be like anyone's presidential
47:15
endorsement or what like it's just weird. It's
47:17
just weird. Right. The introduction
47:19
has a title. That title is Celebrate
47:22
the Flesh.
47:23
Oh, oh, God. Other
47:25
notable chapter titles include Rock
47:28
and Roll Hog Mando. Hog
47:31
Mando? I like my pork
47:33
pissed off.
47:34
He's going to make any sense.
47:36
I like my rare, but not that rare.
47:40
And a chapter
47:41
just called this is two words.
47:43
It's going to sound like four words. It's two words.
47:46
First word. No,
47:49
God. The
47:51
first word is sex fried.
47:55
What? What? Sex
47:58
fried? You've
48:01
melted down. We lost Aubrey.
48:04
It's so... It's
48:08
so ridiculous. Okay,
48:13
okay. I'm pulling it together. What
48:15
kind of sex are they having on the ranch? Uh,
48:17
sex fried fish slab.
48:26
Sex
48:27
fried fish slab. It's
48:30
like one of those things they say as like a vocal
48:32
warmup before you go on stage. You
48:35
need New York. You need New
48:37
York. Yeah,
48:40
red leather, yellow leather, sex fried
48:42
fish. Man, I'm trying to piece this together
48:44
backwards. So it's like I have a slab
48:47
of fish and instead of frying
48:49
it, I'm sex frying it. I don't
48:51
know. There's a whole note on language
48:53
that the book opens with.
48:56
It's like, you know, two sentences that's like,
48:58
hey, man, this language
49:00
has been newgentized or something. Or
49:03
you're like, okay, I get it. Content
49:05
warning. This book contains total gibberish.
49:08
He has some recipes in here. Mostly it's
49:10
like little essays or whatever. Like
49:12
he does some writing and then each chapter,
49:14
there are so many chapters. Each
49:16
chapter has like one
49:19
to three recipes in it. We were like, this
49:21
is not a great cookbook. This seems
49:23
like one of those books that's just like very blatantly
49:26
a cash
49:26
in. Absolutely. Where like he probably
49:29
wasn't meaningfully involved and
49:31
it's just like put them on the cover, people buy it. No one will
49:33
actually read it or engage with it anyway. After
49:35
all of those chapter titles,
49:38
my notes just say, I get it. You're
49:40
straight. Like Jesus message
49:42
received. Chapter 16,
49:45
vaginal intercourse with my wife. Like,
49:49
all right, Ted. All right. We already got
49:51
it with sex fried. So he does have
49:53
recipes in this cookbook. There are not a ton
49:55
of them. The first one
49:57
that I want to talk about is a barbecue sauce.
51:59
What have you seen the fucking TikTok videos?
52:02
I don't know what you're talking. I mean, I've seen TikTok, but
52:04
I don't know what videos you're talking about. But you've seen those like
52:06
deranged ones where it's like, I'm going to make this in the sink.
52:09
And it's like, you take all this pasta and then you pour like
52:11
a whole thing of
52:12
pasta sauce on it and you get in there
52:14
with your hands and you
52:16
mix it up. And it's like, then you add a bunch of slices
52:18
of American cheese and then something like peanut butter, like
52:20
it just gets like aggressively
52:23
more demented as it goes along. And
52:25
it's like, these things exist only
52:27
to be shared on Twitter for everybody to be like,
52:29
eww, gross. But then the
52:32
current theory is that these are
52:34
actually just like fetish content. And it's
52:36
like women getting into food
52:38
with their hands and getting like really dirty
52:41
and sort of talking about it, you
52:43
know, they're like, oh, just go in and get
52:46
really slimy in your hands. And
52:48
it's like, you know, there is an
52:49
audience for this, but it's not home chefs.
52:52
Once again, you and I are on different parts
52:55
of the internet. Learning
52:57
about different people and different things. I should say there's also
52:59
like a middle section that are
53:00
just like one million pictures of
53:02
Ted Nugent and his wife and his kids.
53:05
There's a picture of her posing
53:07
with like a bow and arrow.
53:08
I find it totally plausible,
53:11
Aubrey, that you are one of the only people who actually
53:14
read this book. This
53:16
does not seem like an organic grassroots
53:21
uprising of people who are like, what can I do with
53:23
this venison and my six pack of Coke
53:25
in my pantry? I will say I'm flipping
53:28
through the book right now. I'm on page 57 and
53:31
so far all of the recipes
53:32
have been for venison. I'm living it
53:34
with the lack of bears. That's why we're here. It's
53:36
a real bummer. There was one bear
53:38
recipe in here at some point. There's
53:41
a recipe just called Big Game Meat
53:44
Cakes. Oh, God, tone it down,
53:46
Ted. Jesus Christ. It's just
53:48
meatloaf. Oh. Salt,
53:51
pepper, ketchup, which he spells, cats
53:53
up, chopped onion and one
53:55
pound of ground lean
53:57
meat. The insecurity is
53:59
just. It's like leaping off of the page.
54:02
It's astonishing. It's like, it's OK to eat meatloaf, Ted.
54:04
You don't need to be like, it's
54:06
my man fried
54:08
meat slap. It's like this is just a normal
54:10
meal, Ted. That's all
54:13
I have for Ted Nugent. Do
54:15
we have any wrap up thoughts?
54:16
What have we learned?
54:18
I think the interesting thing about this is that
54:20
pretty much every diet and every
54:23
diet book has an extraordinarily
54:26
conservative logic to it, which is
54:28
like personal responsibility.
54:30
You've got to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
54:33
And I think what was interesting about all of these
54:35
books was that when
54:38
asked to fill a book full
54:40
of wisdom related to that worldview,
54:43
the first book that we looked at just reprinted
54:46
the USDA guidelines. And
54:49
the second one couldn't do it.
54:51
It's like a very short book, and it's
54:53
all gibberish and nonsense. So
54:55
it's just very interesting to me that
54:57
when asked to expound upon these
55:00
already very conservative views about dieting,
55:03
you can't go much more conservative than just
55:05
dieting to begin with. Also,
55:07
the phrase conservative diet
55:10
is kind of a pleonasm, because
55:12
the whole thing is instead of
55:14
changing a social hierarchy,
55:16
where fat people are poorly treated
55:18
in society, the way that you respond
55:20
to that is not by, well, let's treat
55:22
fat people better. The way you
55:24
respond is, well, I don't want to be fat. Yeah, absolutely.
55:26
It's kind of impossible to not write
55:29
a conservative diet. Absolutely. I mean,
55:31
listen, this is the same impulse behind
55:34
looking at a person who's fatter than you and
55:36
going, at least I'm not that fat. And
55:38
we don't really think
55:39
about our opportunities to reject the
55:41
entire fucking premise. Right. That's
55:43
why our advice on the show is get
55:46
out of these programs.
55:49
I'm out of them. I'm out of them. I'm
55:52
out of them. I'll
56:00
see you next time.
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