Hello campers and welcome to your first day at Camp Clearwater! I know you must all be so excited to get straight into the various activities we have prepared for you all, but first we have to cover a couple of ground rules. First, make sure you always travel with a buddy. Second, please refrain from any PDA outside of the designated Kissing Hour. And third, please ignore any rumors going around about grisly murders that may or may not have happened here 20 years ago to the day. This adventure comes prepackaged with pottery kilns, a Brazilian Constrictor, and a sloppy joe recipe that is to die for.

(Note: This episode was recorded in October 2017 and apologies for the audio quality.)