GOOD NEWS Y'ALL WE DON'T HAVE TO WATCH TWILIGHT ANYMORE!!!!!! Please enjoy our finale where we discuss the final moments of Breaking Dong: part 2! There is lots of running, the Avatar shows up and the baby is still fucking ugly and bad!!Thank

"Italy" a.k.a "Trans Pennsylvania" (Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt. 2 - First Half)

Sep 18th, 2021

HOOOOOOO BOY GUYS WE ARE FINALLY AT THE HOME STRETCH!!!Please just us, your favorite idiots, as we begin our final descent - the first half of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2. If you were worried that there wasn't gonna be any fucking in this

Timmy Thick & Morty (Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt. 1 - Second Half)

Jul 9th, 2021 1h 24m

OH GOD there's a whole other half of this movie!!! Shit!!!Anyway, HEY it's your favorite little guys and we are BACK to finish talking about the movie "Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt. 1". The second half is somehow crunchier and more uncomfortable

Damn, Girl... You Got That Iron & Wine Pussy (Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt. 1 - First Half)

Apr 29th, 2021 1h 22m

HEY WE'RE STILL A PODCAST!!!AND THERE ARE STILL MORE OF THESE MOVIES APPARENTLY???Welcome back to Live Free, Twi Hard: Your favorite Wedding Movie Watch-Along Podcast!!! On this episode, we watch the wedding of this freaky-ass couple who are

The Fighting Polyamorous Team (Twilight: Eclipse pt. 2)

Mar 13th, 2021 1h 15m

WHAT'S UP STINKY PEOPLE!!! Your overly supportive friends are back and they are finally going to finish talking about the second half of Twilight: Eclipse! Hooray! Gary and Charlie finally learn what the heck is so darn weird about this movie

Doggie Tribe vs The Cool Guys (Twilight: Eclipse pt. 1)

Jan 25th, 2021

Y'all aren't gonna believe this but it turns out they made ANOTHER Twilight movie???? This one is called "Eclipse" and we decided that we should probably watch this one too. Your hosts discuss how significantly more shit Jacob sucks in this mov

Sisterhood of the Traveling Jorts (Twilight: New Moon pt. 2)

Jan 7th, 2021 1h 37m

Awwwooooo!!!! What's up, Big Dogs? Your favorite stinky kids are back with part two of their dive into Twilight: New Moon! Soooo much happens in this movie, guys!!! Jacob runs! Edward shows nips! Alice drives! Bella fucking sucks!! What more c

Mr. Clean and his Cult of Boys (Twilight: New Moon - pt. 1)

Dec 5th, 2020

What's that, boy?! You're saying it's time for a new episode of your favorite Twilight watch-along podcast, "Live Free, Twi Hard"?! And you can't stop sniffing the asses of Your Boys?! What a good dog!!That's right! Your favorite freakos are b

Adult Chicken, Blood on the Dancefloor (Twilight pt. 2)

Oct 16th, 2020 1h 33m

Your friends from Forks, Washington (turns out it's real??) are back and they're ready to finish talking about the second half of the movie "Twilight"! The gang discusses Funyuns, Baseball and 'The Venom' as Bella begins to be pursued by Teen V

Fifty Shades of Blue & Green (Twilight - pt. 1)

Sep 23rd, 2020 1h 41m

Welcome to the very first episode of Live Free, Twi Hard – a podcast where your overly-supportive friends, Charlie, Jameson, Gary and Michael, walk you through the entirety of the “Twilight’ saga of movies!In Part 1 of our deep dive into the f

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