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Space Adventures: Cat Pirates... In Space! (Encore)

Released Tuesday, 26th March 2024
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Space Adventures: Cat Pirates... In Space! (Encore)

Space Adventures: Cat Pirates... In Space! (Encore)

Space Adventures: Cat Pirates... In Space! (Encore)

Space Adventures: Cat Pirates... In Space! (Encore)

Tuesday, 26th March 2024
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One. Three Plus subscribers can listen to

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little stories everywhere early and ad

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free right now. Join. Wonder You

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plus in the Wonder He App or Wondered

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Kids Plus on Apple podcasts. From.

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Wondering: I'm Robbie Dame And and

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this. Is a little stories

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everywhere. Each episode will bring

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you stories for kids that

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sparked the imagination, take you

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to other worlds and bring

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joy. This is Space Adventures.

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Cat Pirates in Space.

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Hey Grown Ups On the Nintendo Switch

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system, there's so many worlds you could

0:47

explore like hero right? and by enemies

0:49

and save the kingdom would like. Him

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that selves adventurous or my.

0:56

Very own island. An animal crossing

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New Horizons reckon fish whenever I

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whine. About

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Sars about food. you. Can find even

1:07

more world's to explore on the Nintendo Switch

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system getting ready to eat and plus games

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and system sold separately. Shouts

1:26

Captain Clause from the top of the

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ships. look out for a Perrier. Serves

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toss so he.

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Kept in, Claus has a

1:40

ship and crew, but he

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isn't your average pirates. He

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may have a pirate hats,

1:46

a cutlass, and a gold

1:48

who earring, but he's also

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small, furry, and like taking

1:52

long naps throughout the universe.

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That's right, captain clause

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is a space cat

1:58

from the planet, Tatar,

2:01

and his pirate crew are space cats

2:03

too. There's first

2:05

to make Ginger Snap, a

2:08

tabby cat who's sailed the

2:10

seven solar systems. Then there's

2:12

Cosmonaut Flockball, who's very

2:14

good at navigating through outer space. And

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he's very fluffy. But

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unlike ordinary pirates, Captain Claus and

2:22

his crew don't care about looting

2:24

gold and treasure. Their

2:26

mission is to sniff out the

2:28

finest cat treats in the

2:30

cosmos and bring them back to

2:32

the planet, Tatar. Their

2:35

favorites are Starlight Sardines, Wrong

2:37

Tuna, and of course, the

2:39

rarest delicacy in the galaxy,

2:41

Space Salmon. Their

2:46

ship, the Whiskers Revenge, is

2:49

an epic spacecraft shaped like

2:51

a big silver banana. At

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the front of the ship is its cockpit

2:56

with a steering wheel, control panel, and seats

2:58

for all the crew. And

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at the top of the mast is a

3:03

black flag of a paw prince with a

3:05

large scratch swipe through.

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Avast ye! Cries

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Captain Claus. I'm coming down!

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He slides down from the top of

3:16

the mast and lands in front of

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first mate Ginger Snap, who is licking

3:20

her soft golden paws. Ginger

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Snap's eyes narrow. And

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this time you're absolutely sure, Captain

3:30

Claus? You know the exact

3:32

coordinates to our destination. Aye,

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aye, Ginger Snap. Not

3:37

a shadow of doubt in me mind. Speaking

3:40

of shadows, did I ever tell you

3:42

about the time I sailed the Great

3:44

Sphinx's tail and fought off a battalion

3:46

of shadow monsters with me bare paws?

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Ginger Snap stares at Captain Claus

3:52

without blinking. That sounds

3:54

very different to our last mission, where

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we spent two months searching for the

3:58

famous invisible tail. tuna fish. We

4:01

wound up on Earth, where all we got

4:03

was... cans

4:06

of clam chowder. Argh!

4:08

That invisible tuna fish was much

4:11

harder to find than I expected.

4:15

And then there was the time we looked for

4:17

goodies in the Catnip Major galaxy. And

4:19

we had to escape a pack of purple

4:22

poodles from Pluto. How could I have

4:24

known that there are purple poodles living on Pluto?

4:27

Anyway, forget all of

4:30

that. This time I'm

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positively, meow-solutely sure. A

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beautiful bounty awaits us on planet... Oh,

4:38

what's its name? Planet Flupidder,

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sir. Shouts Cosmonaut Fluffball. Ah,

4:44

yes. Planet Flupidder.

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Captain Claus adjusts his pirate

4:49

hat and raises his cutlass.

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Fire up the propellers and

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raise the seven sails. Ginger

4:57

snap size. She

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gently pulls aside her eye patch with her

5:01

paw and peers through a telescope

5:03

to check that the ship is clear for

5:05

takeoff. Meanwhile, Cosmonaut

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Fluffball raises the seven

5:09

sails. Fluffball, have you put

5:11

in the coordinates? Asks Ginger snap.

5:14

Affirmative, ma'am. Fluffball leans over

5:17

the control panel, flashing

5:19

green and red. 18 billion light

5:21

years away and will find an

5:24

enormous shoal of space salmon entangled

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in planet Flupidder's orbit. It will provide

5:28

food for our home planet for 60,521 years,

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six weeks, and uh, 14 minutes for sight.

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Thank you, Cosmonaut Fluffball. Do we have

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enough supplies? Yes, ma'am. We start

5:43

to applaud the snacks we'll need at the

5:45

Milky Way Diner. Are

5:49

those noises normal? I'd like

5:51

it if we didn't explode this time. Your

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equipment is 101% secure, ma'am. Ready for takeoff. The

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crew take their seat in the cockpit and

6:05

buckle up their safety belts. Fluffball

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starts the countdown. Five,

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four, three, two,

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one. We

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have a whistle. The

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whiskers' revenge soars through the night.

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The sheer force of the take off

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flattens their fur and pulls their faces

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tight, bearing their pointy little

6:30

teeth. Whoa! Take

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off clapping on fluffball. Thank

6:38

you. Phew!

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Well, we reached our cruising

6:47

speed. Next stop, Lupater.

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Captain Claus unbuckles his belt and

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prowls across the deck. He

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turns left and right, admiring the stars

6:58

all around them. Then

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he stops. What's causing

7:04

all that noise back there? Just the

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engines, Spratchet, steward some muck. Spratchet?

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The whiskers' revenge hurtles through outer

7:13

space. Past stars,

7:15

planets, and twinkling galaxies.

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Ahead of them, Lupater appears.

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A magnificent silvery pink

7:25

halo circles the planet. Ginger

7:28

snap looks through the telescope. Would you

7:30

look at that? That's

7:32

the space salmon. That

7:35

incredible sight, ma'am. Space

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salmon travel in huge shoals. This

7:40

one must have a total of,

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let's see, 10 million, 20 million,

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30 million. Aye,

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aye. That's not

7:49

waste time counting salmon. Captain

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Claus licks his lips and pulls

7:54

a blue bandana from his waistcoat

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pocket, tying it under his chin like

7:58

a bib. Prepare the

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next it's time for a feast

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Suddenly there's a strange noise It

8:07

sounds like a huge animal rolling

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along the side of the ship Seems

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to be getting closer Fluff

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balls hair stands on end ginger

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snaps tail shoots into the air

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Captain claws paw hovers above his

8:23

cutlass when a Green

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tentacle slaps onto the deck

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door Strange

8:31

creature has climbed aboard the ship

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Exclaims Captain claws backing away from

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the beast Cries

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ginger snap Triggy

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the alien appears to be an

8:45

invertebrate Resembles a shuffly

8:47

pod the size are positioned on

8:49

long stocks protruding directly from it.

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Thanks for the biology lesson fluff ball Captain

8:54

how do we get rid of this thing? Captain

8:58

claws is nowhere to be seen. She's

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already racing to the top of the

9:02

mast Meanwhile

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the creature stretches its tentacles across

9:08

the deck and holds its slimy

9:11

body closer Ginger

9:16

snap orchards her spine and bears her

9:18

teeth It's a

9:21

map wait the line

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interstellar convention 342

9:26

states that we must grant all stowaway The

9:33

alien stops no more than three feet

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away It's so

9:37

close that ginger snap and fluff ball can

9:39

see the suckers on its green flesh They

9:43

shimmer delicately as the creature breathes

9:45

in and down Greetings

9:52

strange furry beings The

9:55

creature has a melodic voice more

9:58

elegant than its squiggly appearance

10:00

might suggest. Bonjour!

10:02

My name is Zerpod and

10:04

I am no ordinary stowaway.

10:07

I am a chef at the

10:10

Milky Way Diner, the most famous

10:12

restaurant in all of the seven

10:14

solar systems. Fluffball

10:16

and Gingersnap are too amazed

10:18

to speak. Meanwhile,

10:22

Captain Claws slides down the mast,

10:24

landing back on the deck with

10:26

a thud. A

10:29

chef? You don't look like

10:31

a chef. Zerpod rolls

10:33

his big yellow eyes and sighs.

10:36

I get that all the

10:38

time. He reaches his tentacles

10:40

into a pouch under his belly

10:42

and pulls out a pepper shaker,

10:44

a bottle of hot sauce, a

10:46

bag of flour, and a cluster

10:48

of Venus berries. A

10:51

chef never travels without ingredients.

10:54

Next, he pulls out a tiny white

10:56

chef's hat with the words

10:58

Milky Way Diner on the front. It's

11:01

slightly crumpled, with tentacles and dripping down

11:04

it. Zerpod places the

11:06

hat on his head with a flourish. Sir,

11:09

do you believe me now? The

11:12

Milky Way Diner. Cosmonaut

11:15

Fluffball, isn't that where you bought the

11:17

food supplies for our journey? Fluffball

11:20

nods. Affirmative, ma'am.

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Captain Claws steps closer to

11:25

Zerpod, intrigued by the stranger

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in their midst. What's

11:29

a landlubber like you doing

11:32

out here? You're a

11:34

long way from the Milky Way Diner. I

11:36

overheard the cosmonaut talking about the mission,

11:39

but I couldn't believe it. Space

11:41

salmons are the rarest delicacies in

11:43

the galaxy, and you want to

11:45

use them for... cat food? What

11:49

in the devil is wrong with cat food?

11:52

Asks Captain Claws. Well,

11:55

food for cats is hardly...

11:57

hot cuisine. I won't... Oh

12:01

really, Never stole. Wait until

12:03

insults across always. Scars are

12:05

at a. Captain

12:08

Clause leaps on top of a wooden

12:10

barrel of oil or joy. you know,

12:13

airport or you would have went to

12:15

know. Why don't you are trying to.

12:18

Fight Still, I ever tell you about

12:21

the time I thought of one hundred

12:23

Rubles queens on the back of a

12:25

burning asteroid. The now captain mutters ginger

12:28

snaps. Her apologize why

12:30

should they have been are

12:32

just got food is movies

12:34

think a and they are

12:36

about a waste of space

12:38

some on the war and

12:40

use out of audience know

12:42

he fights. Captain Clause draws

12:44

the catalyst from his belt

12:46

and waves and dramatically above

12:48

his head as. Fortunately

12:52

he loses his footing, causing

12:54

the barrel to topple over

12:56

as crash to the ground.

12:59

Zero. Rules Across the

13:01

deck Emily: Soap and.

13:04

But everyone's surprise much

13:06

more than just food

13:08

supplies and seats full

13:10

of police. Few founders.

13:15

I recently in share like

13:17

course with states the sea

13:19

cucumbers, The.

13:23

Cat scrambling cause cause of I

13:26

prefer to ripple across the desk

13:28

at least encumbered spill from the

13:30

barrel. People around

13:32

and begins Who flew. using

13:35

their privilege humber when to flap

13:37

of i. I.

13:46

Swear I remember seeing these creatures and.

13:49

Once you cumbre flip through the air toward

13:51

Zola on our. Travel

13:54

overseas. Ingredients in surprise

13:56

silliness varies. With pepper shaker

13:58

and the hot sauce data. Yeah,

14:02

because scrambles to get away with

14:04

ships business Verizon in. It's

14:07

down on the deck floor

14:09

space too. Cumbersome feelings toward

14:11

him. Surrounded.

14:14

Around without oil gas Captain

14:17

Clause he reaches for the

14:19

pepper shakers and unscrew the

14:22

lid. Slowing spice bruised

14:24

strides Captain Clause as he

14:26

sees the pepper into the

14:29

air recently. He blows

14:31

street in the ginger snaps. Ginger

14:36

Snaps sneezes you sell pot of

14:38

frightened such of right? The so

14:41

far the only in the sense

14:43

in isms kicked in. Only sports

14:45

a huge twelve know purple ink

14:47

pirate crew. Was

14:50

happening. Streets

14:55

with pepper and purple linked to

14:57

ginger snaps. Groups her paws around

14:59

the decks and grasped the closest

15:01

objects: a bag of flour. Millions.

15:06

Of the Fray Lindsay or

15:08

captain clause. Covering

15:12

everything inside the crew

15:14

and in space you

15:16

converse. Shelves

15:22

fluff ball. Captain

15:24

Clause Ginger Snaps and Sell Pod

15:26

Freeze. Only. The speech to

15:28

Congress keep moving. By. Now all

15:30

of them have extended their tiny freely

15:32

wings and taken to the air. On

15:35

of them hover above the ship. The.

15:38

Lead cucumber speak. Or

15:42

sensor is our species

15:44

have been mortal enemies.

15:47

Are you gotta be kidding? Now that

15:49

you have released stuff. Still,

15:56

Pay so rain between. Without

16:03

warning the slotted to com birds

16:05

fly off towards another plan. The

16:11

Space Pirates or sorry sex

16:13

Captain Clause is coated in

16:15

flower, ginger snaps is still

16:17

sneezing then fluff balls white

16:20

first Street with tapper flour

16:22

and bright purple ink. Oh.

16:25

This is our my phone zell

16:27

pod gestures sadly yeah the ships

16:29

deck. If I have been smoker

16:31

board your ship. These are my

16:33

sort of never oppo. Wow,

16:36

there's no point in crying over

16:38

spilt think we've all had quite.

16:40

A Fright! oh I am

16:42

so I love with libraries. The

16:45

Milky Way barn owl exclaimed Zell

16:47

Pod was the right ingredients

16:49

and google grub about things

16:51

like a Motion Roles and

16:53

Stardust Souffle. Captain Clause

16:56

licks his lips, moves

16:58

stored asked souffle or

17:00

else one of my

17:02

favorites. Zell. Pod Smiles

17:04

month to. Most people

17:07

who come to the dreamer only every

17:09

the same things. Tired.

17:12

Of making slam smoothies.

17:15

Beeps rights. They speak

17:18

Ill one says Ginger

17:20

Snaps. Are you

17:22

thought? that's? Why?

17:24

Not so we know our

17:26

crew. We need a talented

17:28

chef to cookies the blonder

17:30

we wine Ginger snaps nods.

17:35

True, we could use the extra

17:37

help will google for to sell

17:39

pot. Your else would say the

17:42

hotel exceed exciting new flavors says

17:44

fluff bomb waiting of flavors Did

17:46

I ever tell you about the

17:48

time I was stuck on Mars?

17:51

Maroon was no then more than

17:53

two. My. You send a

17:55

can of sardines that sounds

17:57

fascinating. A day you get.

18:02

You can their sandwiches wonder

18:05

why. So

18:07

serious that go.

18:18

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18:50

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18:52

is our producer According producer is

18:54

Matt. guess are you assistance as

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usual as episode. Or

19:01

magic or editor. Run

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