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you stories for kids that
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sparked the imagination, take you
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to other worlds and bring
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joy. This is Space Adventures.
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Cat Pirates in Space.
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Hey Grown Ups On the Nintendo Switch
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system, there's so many worlds you could
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explore like hero right? and by enemies
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and save the kingdom would like. Him
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that selves adventurous or my.
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Very own island. An animal crossing
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New Horizons reckon fish whenever I
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whine. About
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Sars about food. you. Can find even
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more world's to explore on the Nintendo Switch
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system getting ready to eat and plus games
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and system sold separately. Shouts
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Captain Clause from the top of the
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ships. look out for a Perrier. Serves
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toss so he.
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Kept in, Claus has a
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ship and crew, but he
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isn't your average pirates. He
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may have a pirate hats,
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a cutlass, and a gold
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who earring, but he's also
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small, furry, and like taking
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long naps throughout the universe.
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That's right, captain clause
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is a space cat
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from the planet, Tatar,
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and his pirate crew are space cats
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too. There's first
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to make Ginger Snap, a
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tabby cat who's sailed the
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seven solar systems. Then there's
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Cosmonaut Flockball, who's very
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good at navigating through outer space. And
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he's very fluffy. But
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unlike ordinary pirates, Captain Claus and
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his crew don't care about looting
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gold and treasure. Their
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mission is to sniff out the
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finest cat treats in the
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cosmos and bring them back to
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the planet, Tatar. Their
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favorites are Starlight Sardines, Wrong
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Tuna, and of course, the
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rarest delicacy in the galaxy,
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Space Salmon. Their
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ship, the Whiskers Revenge, is
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an epic spacecraft shaped like
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a big silver banana. At
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the front of the ship is its cockpit
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with a steering wheel, control panel, and seats
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for all the crew. And
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at the top of the mast is a
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black flag of a paw prince with a
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large scratch swipe through.
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Avast ye! Cries
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Captain Claus. I'm coming down!
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He slides down from the top of
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the mast and lands in front of
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first mate Ginger Snap, who is licking
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her soft golden paws. Ginger
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Snap's eyes narrow. And
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this time you're absolutely sure, Captain
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Claus? You know the exact
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coordinates to our destination. Aye,
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aye, Ginger Snap. Not
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a shadow of doubt in me mind. Speaking
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of shadows, did I ever tell you
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about the time I sailed the Great
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Sphinx's tail and fought off a battalion
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of shadow monsters with me bare paws?
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Ginger Snap stares at Captain Claus
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without blinking. That sounds
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very different to our last mission, where
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we spent two months searching for the
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famous invisible tail. tuna fish. We
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wound up on Earth, where all we got
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was... cans
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of clam chowder. Argh!
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That invisible tuna fish was much
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harder to find than I expected.
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And then there was the time we looked for
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goodies in the Catnip Major galaxy. And
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we had to escape a pack of purple
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poodles from Pluto. How could I have
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known that there are purple poodles living on Pluto?
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Anyway, forget all of
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that. This time I'm
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positively, meow-solutely sure. A
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beautiful bounty awaits us on planet... Oh,
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what's its name? Planet Flupidder,
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sir. Shouts Cosmonaut Fluffball. Ah,
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yes. Planet Flupidder.
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Captain Claus adjusts his pirate
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hat and raises his cutlass.
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Fire up the propellers and
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raise the seven sails. Ginger
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snap size. She
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gently pulls aside her eye patch with her
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paw and peers through a telescope
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to check that the ship is clear for
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takeoff. Meanwhile, Cosmonaut
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Fluffball raises the seven
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sails. Fluffball, have you put
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in the coordinates? Asks Ginger snap.
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Affirmative, ma'am. Fluffball leans over
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the control panel, flashing
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green and red. 18 billion light
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years away and will find an
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enormous shoal of space salmon entangled
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in planet Flupidder's orbit. It will provide
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food for our home planet for 60,521 years,
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six weeks, and uh, 14 minutes for sight.
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Thank you, Cosmonaut Fluffball. Do we have
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enough supplies? Yes, ma'am. We start
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to applaud the snacks we'll need at the
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Milky Way Diner. Are
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those noises normal? I'd like
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it if we didn't explode this time. Your
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equipment is 101% secure, ma'am. Ready for takeoff. The
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crew take their seat in the cockpit and
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buckle up their safety belts. Fluffball
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starts the countdown. Five,
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four, three, two,
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one. We
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have a whistle. The
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whiskers' revenge soars through the night.
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The sheer force of the take off
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flattens their fur and pulls their faces
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tight, bearing their pointy little
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teeth. Whoa! Take
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off clapping on fluffball. Thank
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you. Phew!
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Well, we reached our cruising
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speed. Next stop, Lupater.
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Captain Claus unbuckles his belt and
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prowls across the deck. He
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turns left and right, admiring the stars
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all around them. Then
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he stops. What's causing
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all that noise back there? Just the
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engines, Spratchet, steward some muck. Spratchet?
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The whiskers' revenge hurtles through outer
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space. Past stars,
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planets, and twinkling galaxies.
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Ahead of them, Lupater appears.
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A magnificent silvery pink
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halo circles the planet. Ginger
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snap looks through the telescope. Would you
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look at that? That's
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the space salmon. That
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incredible sight, ma'am. Space
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salmon travel in huge shoals. This
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one must have a total of,
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let's see, 10 million, 20 million,
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30 million. Aye,
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aye. That's not
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waste time counting salmon. Captain
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Claus licks his lips and pulls
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a blue bandana from his waistcoat
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pocket, tying it under his chin like
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a bib. Prepare the
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next it's time for a feast
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Suddenly there's a strange noise It
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sounds like a huge animal rolling
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along the side of the ship Seems
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to be getting closer Fluff
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balls hair stands on end ginger
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snaps tail shoots into the air
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Captain claws paw hovers above his
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cutlass when a Green
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tentacle slaps onto the deck
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door Strange
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creature has climbed aboard the ship
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Exclaims Captain claws backing away from
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the beast Cries
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ginger snap Triggy
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the alien appears to be an
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invertebrate Resembles a shuffly
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pod the size are positioned on
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long stocks protruding directly from it.
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Thanks for the biology lesson fluff ball Captain
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how do we get rid of this thing? Captain
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claws is nowhere to be seen. She's
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already racing to the top of the
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mast Meanwhile
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the creature stretches its tentacles across
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the deck and holds its slimy
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body closer Ginger
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snap orchards her spine and bears her
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teeth It's a
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map wait the line
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interstellar convention 342
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states that we must grant all stowaway The
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alien stops no more than three feet
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away It's so
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close that ginger snap and fluff ball can
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see the suckers on its green flesh They
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shimmer delicately as the creature breathes
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in and down Greetings
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strange furry beings The
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creature has a melodic voice more
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elegant than its squiggly appearance
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might suggest. Bonjour!
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My name is Zerpod and
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I am no ordinary stowaway.
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I am a chef at the
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Milky Way Diner, the most famous
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restaurant in all of the seven
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solar systems. Fluffball
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and Gingersnap are too amazed
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to speak. Meanwhile,
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Captain Claws slides down the mast,
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landing back on the deck with
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a thud. A
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chef? You don't look like
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a chef. Zerpod rolls
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his big yellow eyes and sighs.
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I get that all the
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time. He reaches his tentacles
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into a pouch under his belly
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and pulls out a pepper shaker,
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a bottle of hot sauce, a
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bag of flour, and a cluster
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of Venus berries. A
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chef never travels without ingredients.
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Next, he pulls out a tiny white
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chef's hat with the words
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Milky Way Diner on the front. It's
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slightly crumpled, with tentacles and dripping down
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it. Zerpod places the
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hat on his head with a flourish. Sir,
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do you believe me now? The
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Milky Way Diner. Cosmonaut
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Fluffball, isn't that where you bought the
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food supplies for our journey? Fluffball
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nods. Affirmative, ma'am.
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Captain Claws steps closer to
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Zerpod, intrigued by the stranger
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in their midst. What's
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a landlubber like you doing
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out here? You're a
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long way from the Milky Way Diner. I
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overheard the cosmonaut talking about the mission,
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but I couldn't believe it. Space
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salmons are the rarest delicacies in
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the galaxy, and you want to
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use them for... cat food? What
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in the devil is wrong with cat food?
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Asks Captain Claws. Well,
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food for cats is hardly...
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hot cuisine. I won't... Oh
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really, Never stole. Wait until
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insults across always. Scars are
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at a. Captain
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Clause leaps on top of a wooden
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barrel of oil or joy. you know,
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airport or you would have went to
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know. Why don't you are trying to.
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Fight Still, I ever tell you about
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the time I thought of one hundred
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Rubles queens on the back of a
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burning asteroid. The now captain mutters ginger
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snaps. Her apologize why
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should they have been are
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just got food is movies
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think a and they are
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about a waste of space
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some on the war and
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use out of audience know
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he fights. Captain Clause draws
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the catalyst from his belt
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and waves and dramatically above
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his head as. Fortunately
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he loses his footing, causing
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the barrel to topple over
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as crash to the ground.
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Zero. Rules Across the
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deck Emily: Soap and.
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But everyone's surprise much
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more than just food
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supplies and seats full
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of police. Few founders.
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I recently in share like
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course with states the sea
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cucumbers, The.
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Cat scrambling cause cause of I
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prefer to ripple across the desk
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at least encumbered spill from the
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barrel. People around
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and begins Who flew. using
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their privilege humber when to flap
13:37
of i. I.
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Swear I remember seeing these creatures and.
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Once you cumbre flip through the air toward
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Zola on our. Travel
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overseas. Ingredients in surprise
13:56
silliness varies. With pepper shaker
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and the hot sauce data. Yeah,
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because scrambles to get away with
14:04
ships business Verizon in. It's
14:07
down on the deck floor
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space too. Cumbersome feelings toward
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him. Surrounded.
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Around without oil gas Captain
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Clause he reaches for the
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pepper shakers and unscrew the
14:22
lid. Slowing spice bruised
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strides Captain Clause as he
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sees the pepper into the
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air recently. He blows
14:31
street in the ginger snaps. Ginger
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Snaps sneezes you sell pot of
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frightened such of right? The so
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far the only in the sense
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in isms kicked in. Only sports
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a huge twelve know purple ink
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pirate crew. Was
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happening. Streets
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with pepper and purple linked to
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ginger snaps. Groups her paws around
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the decks and grasped the closest
15:01
objects: a bag of flour. Millions.
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Of the Fray Lindsay or
15:08
captain clause. Covering
15:12
everything inside the crew
15:14
and in space you
15:16
converse. Shelves
15:22
fluff ball. Captain
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Clause Ginger Snaps and Sell Pod
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Freeze. Only. The speech to
15:28
Congress keep moving. By. Now all
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of them have extended their tiny freely
15:32
wings and taken to the air. On
15:35
of them hover above the ship. The.
15:38
Lead cucumber speak. Or
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sensor is our species
15:44
have been mortal enemies.
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Are you gotta be kidding? Now that
15:49
you have released stuff. Still,
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Pay so rain between. Without
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warning the slotted to com birds
16:05
fly off towards another plan. The
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Space Pirates or sorry sex
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Captain Clause is coated in
16:15
flower, ginger snaps is still
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sneezing then fluff balls white
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first Street with tapper flour
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and bright purple ink. Oh.
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This is our my phone zell
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pod gestures sadly yeah the ships
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deck. If I have been smoker
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board your ship. These are my
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sort of never oppo. Wow,
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there's no point in crying over
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spilt think we've all had quite.
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A Fright! oh I am
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so I love with libraries. The
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Milky Way barn owl exclaimed Zell
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Pod was the right ingredients
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and google grub about things
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like a Motion Roles and
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Stardust Souffle. Captain Clause
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licks his lips, moves
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stored asked souffle or
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else one of my
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favorites. Zell. Pod Smiles
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month to. Most people
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who come to the dreamer only every
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the same things. Tired.
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Of making slam smoothies.
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Beeps rights. They speak
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Ill one says Ginger
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Snaps. Are you
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thought? that's? Why?
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Not so we know our
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crew. We need a talented
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chef to cookies the blonder
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we wine Ginger snaps nods.
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True, we could use the extra
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help will google for to sell
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pot. Your else would say the
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hotel exceed exciting new flavors says
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fluff bomb waiting of flavors Did
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I ever tell you about the
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time I was stuck on Mars?
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Maroon was no then more than
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two. My. You send a
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can of sardines that sounds
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fascinating. A day you get.
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You can their sandwiches wonder
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why. So
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serious that go.
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