It's difficult to sustain a marriage with a daughter who never sleeps, a mangled penis, and a babysitter who kills herself on the day you need her most. But sometimes you still need to get away.
Everyone's had a crazy girlfriend when Old Man Evil got his finger in his ear and gave her a pack of cats to spy on you with. Grab a bag of snakes, kick back, and enjoy.
Sometimes, when your stink can make others vomit, when you're afraid of being beaten half to death with heroine needles, when your throat is clogged with gunk so tight you can hardly breathe, something beautiful can happen to make you rich and