I’m Eliza Jong. I’m a Yorkshire lass born and bred and live here my 2 slightly feral children, 1 beard that is Husband, 2 crazy dogs, a lizard and until last year some goldfish which have all died now thank god. I have a blog called Life by Eliza where I write about all sorts of random everyday stuff. I suffer with verbal diarrhoea and am an over sharer. I love cake and anything lewd, rude and inappropriate. I shall be reading you my weekly blogs so you don’t have to find your glasses or put in any effort at all. Sound good? Great. Get the kettle on.