There are some new men in the neighborhood...the police! And they're hoping to use the girls' house in their undercover sting operation. There's some romance, some shootings, some farts. This episode has it all.

Son-in-Law Dearest

Aug 7th, 2021 2h 5m

This episode has it all. We get Stan. We get Dorothy trying to control other people's lives. We get amazing lines from Sophia. We get some tremendous Rose storylines. We get a stunned and flustered Blanche. Kate and Dennis may have given us

Diamond in the Rough

Jan 26th, 2021 1h 59m

Blanche swipes an eligible bachelor right from under Dorothy's and Rose's nose, but then decides he's not proper enough. Then she changes her mind, but it's too late.

Dorothy's Prized Pupil

Dec 30th, 2020 1h 54m

Listen as we dig into this strange episode. Dorothy inadvertently has her dimpled student, Mario Lopez deported while Rose becomes Blanche's servant. We discuss several plot-holes, strange acting, and cringey "jokes". Yet, there are some gem

Whose Face is This, Anyway

Dec 12th, 2020 2h 32m

This is the recording of our very first live show ever. We fired up the live stream, poured some drinks, ate some cheesecake, and chatted about the episode of the Golden Girls, Whose Face is This, Anyway. Blanche has another crisis over her

Long Day's Journey Into Marinara

Dec 5th, 2020 2h 13m

Sophia's sister, Angela, is back...and she's moving in. That is, until she moves in with Sophia's boyfriend! Meanwhile, Rose chicken-sits a piano player.

Forgive me, Father

Oct 21st, 2020 1h 53m

Dorothy has a new love interest, but there's one hangup...he's a priest!

Bedtime Story

Sep 15th, 2020 1h 20m

It's an episode of flashbacks. Sh*t on a shingle, Sophia farts, and grumpy clowns...oh my!

And Then There Was One

May 26th, 2020 1h 55m

Sophia is participating in a walkathon, and the other ladies have been volunteered by Rose to watch the children of other race participants in their house. I don't know...it was the 80's. Well, all of the kids are picked up, except one. Wha

Before and After

May 7th, 2020 2h 7m

Rose has a near-death experience that prompts her to change her lifestyle. This prompts her to "eat life" and move out and find new roommates. We have something special for you on this episode. Recently, a listener shared in our Facebook gr

The Actor

Apr 17th, 2020 1h 49m

The girls (minus Sophia the Pirate) are involved with a local community theatre, and the theatre knocked it out of the park by bringing in tv actor, Patrick Vaughn. Blanche, Rose, and Dorothy (as well as every other woman who is part of the th

The Stan Who Came to Dinner

Apr 9th, 2020 1h 49m

Stan shows up and needs Dorothy (and the other girls) to take care of him before and after his bypass surgery. Meanwhile, Blanche is juggling a pair of twins who happen to be the worst actors in Hollywood.

Sisters

Mar 20th, 2020 1h 55m

It's Sophia's birthday, and Dorothy has quite the surprise planned for her. Arriving from Italy, it's Sophia's sister, Angela. But the reunion doesn't really go as planned.

Bonus

The Coronavirus Episode

Mar 18th, 2020 1h 6m

This bonus episode was recorded before we discussed the Golden Girls....kinda. Listen for an explanation.

'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas - SE11

Feb 22nd, 2020 1h 44m

We get our first holiday episode! Listen as we discuss and (over)analyze the Golden Girls Christmas episode for 1986. We learn that Blanche really as a weakness for Santas. The ladies are held up...kinda. And then it snows in Miami.

Love, Rose

Jan 23rd, 2020 1h 51m

Everyone has a date...except Rose. And it's been a while since she was on a date. Blanche and Dorothy convince Rose to put out a personal ad. What do you know, but someone answers. His name? Isaac Newton. Well, Blanche has created this fic

Joust Between Friends

Jan 3rd, 2020 1h 36m

Not only does this episode have Rose speaking in a dog voice throughout, but we've got some great tension between Blanche and Dorothy...and we find out Sophia's underwear rinsing routine! This episode has it all, and tons of quips.

Vacation

Nov 13th, 2019 1h 38m

Dorothy, Rose, and Blanche take a vacation to a (generic) Caribbean island. The resort was not "as advertised," and they are not on a vacation from hell, which is only made worse by three nitwits they need to share a bathroom with. Meanwhile,

Family Affair

Oct 31st, 2019 1h 41m

Blanche hurt her at an exercise class, so she can't engage in any of her usual physical activity, but that doesn't mean her bed isn't seeing any action. Michael (Dorothy's son) and Bridget (Rose's daughter) happen to both be visiting the ladie

Big Daddy's Little Lady

Oct 11th, 2019 1h 46m

Big Daddy (well, a different "Big Daddy") is back, and he's got a new love interest. Well, Big Daddy is robbing the cradle, and as you can expect, Blanche doesn't handle that well. Plus, Dorothy and Rose work on a new song for Miami.

Isn't it Romantic?

Apr 18th, 2019 1h 33m

We were quite impressed with this Golden Girls episode. Dorothy's friend (Jean) comes to visit after her partner passes away. We find out that Jean is gay, and eventually, all of the girls learn this, and they react in our own ways. This ep

It's a Miserable Life

Mar 3rd, 2019 1h 20m

The ladies want to save a neighborhood tree, but one person stands in their way, Freida Claxton. At a meeting at city hall, Rose finally tells Mrs. Claxton how she feels, and that causes her to drop dead! Well, now the ladies feel various deg