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Jordan Jensen & Aaron Berg - Everything Dicey - Episode 829

Jordan Jensen & Aaron Berg - Everything Dicey - Episode 829

Released Friday, 12th April 2024
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Jordan Jensen & Aaron Berg - Everything Dicey - Episode 829

Jordan Jensen & Aaron Berg - Everything Dicey - Episode 829

Jordan Jensen & Aaron Berg - Everything Dicey - Episode 829

Jordan Jensen & Aaron Berg - Everything Dicey - Episode 829

Friday, 12th April 2024
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my light on holy shit last

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places so that with all black

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I'm sorry Sir Zacarias gets of a

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Commodore nominators The Usher of Hubertus

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Louis J. Gomez.

3:55

My ninety nine percent white audience of

3:57

one black guy. Is

4:00

it where people there? Yeah and he's laughing

4:02

any way tie I saw that part due

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he's still there is not enjoying the says

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oh he's enjoying the show. Services out as

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is it on a during the says you

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have to grimace with a lot of decisions

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as. A

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guy who just got a her.

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I share this assess. Assess

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the times I read his i Hate

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it is this. Ah,

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we have to. Amazing. Guess your knees in the zone

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of everybody? I'm. An introduce them for us.

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Formerly. Of guess is you don't

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now do in his own thing everyone

4:36

yeah I now he left. Guess is

4:38

you're saying on is a non loyal

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as as as everybody makes noise for

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hilarious Ehrenberg and how. Errors

4:50

or. Or.

4:55

Or ran. Away

4:59

from Earth with somebody about

5:01

Rush for your fucking Canadian

5:03

As some awesome was that

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saw this shows above so

5:07

much that. Same. People would

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never yell when you walk in and. At

5:13

I smile and more like when people

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say it when people go Stones or

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Beatles Diego Rush. The

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like them like that radically hip. I

5:21

know that's the one. it's own. We are. Only

5:24

Canadians how that pans. Yeah, that's such a

5:26

weird thing. The be. Mega.

5:28

Famous in Canada. the diverted, tragically hip.

5:31

Now they're. I mean

5:33

so at arenas the still is dead is

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dead Now he died I sell our but

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he knows or arenas and Citizens is a

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real real news. Or

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read who are My Outback or he

5:44

knew he had a tragically hip play

5:46

their your. Arm

5:48

but I saw him in Ottawa Blues. Best

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in it was the biggest audience of the

5:52

whole thing. Never heard of them but they

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rocked. The. It was pretty. Fucking.

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6:00

Whatever they involve drug addict of a here

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in the fall and nobody players as really

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good at it. I knew best the get

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their judgment Now what he wanted I was

6:14

if you're funny as Rick Moran s a

6:16

suit of you Showed up for Snl and

6:18

the musical guest was tragically hip. I would

6:20

ask for my money back so I know

6:22

our and at the end they set free

6:24

Palestine Asceticism. Yeah.

6:27

This guy was never can was one

6:29

of the rock song for yeah I

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just feel her Canadian though. This is

6:33

a view for any time you're in

6:36

Canada. This is what you say. Ah

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ha my fucking shoes are going to

6:40

give went out and I put black

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on the prime minister and assess the

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other sensors now shown a square cards

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two thousand twenty four. Is.

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How little money there isn't Canadian? This

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is a New Ford. Oh, I've got an

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eighteen and York. It's

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really good. Makes it look

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really push. The bus the best song. That's

7:02

it. That. Was the voice Memphis

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that that sounds Bob Gates sl with us.

7:06

bring our other I just don't get oh

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yeah as Canadian talk is killed yet and

7:10

will have or explain her favorite music. Ah,

7:13

Everybody. Again that was

7:15

is being in with Jordan still a

7:17

show. I. Heard they fight break up all the

7:19

time. Yeah. But abby

7:21

he just gave away the game went through the

7:24

guess was like i'll be honest with you I

7:26

us last week put intros on the paper and

7:28

is not just says Ehrenberg in our next guest.

7:30

Why I want to give her a get a

7:32

proper ensure our you could have brought that up

7:35

have outside Anyway here's here's her. She has the

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highest performing half hour special on Just Destroy Israel.

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Is hilarious you're

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just having about

7:45

I guess. He.

7:50

Said if you have all the

7:52

houses. I saw it as as

7:54

a movie How the Jaw. Good

8:01

good because his yard and Jansen

8:03

sick gather week, a daycare center

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has ever mice with me in

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Georgia Jersey party, all as I.

8:12

A guy is. A

8:16

lover of I like I like, I

8:22

said his eyes. Are

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just. Doing.

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A. Lot

8:34

of Missouri Jordan. Disease.

8:38

Because week they couldn't contain is up

8:40

their victims attainable not we would have

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been sold out and three people x

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her upstairs technically to that. Yeah, that

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would have been nice. We were in

8:48

spilling over. You admit more on and you probably

8:50

saw the bugs and now it's just me and the

8:52

three. To have another job never We don't

8:54

announce the desperate move we should start. A

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successor know it a bit of a service record

9:01

a far better that they got a promise of

9:03

a three of us would bring them in massa

9:05

and another thing is like a even when we

9:07

don't share the guests the audience does know somehow

9:09

he ever got a be to smell be energy

9:11

there or nothing that moons humans are you know

9:13

at this with gonna be a stinker Jordan and

9:15

aired. During

9:18

the last night. but usually it's a

9:20

classic when it's lovely virtue of the

9:22

funniest. Heard have wouldn't say what a loser

9:24

desk typically those are great Episode Yes okay

9:27

I was going to put like that you're

9:29

very funny and heavier these guys. They don't

9:31

have all the things they have served your

9:33

the get. Day. And

9:35

the lizard as ss.

9:39

Hills that Feals apps I did write a song

9:41

about. you know it was really good. Man we're

9:43

do his best. Be harder than Utah receive never

9:45

for your armpits. As

9:47

I. Have to take it off at look at. What

9:51

you do then soldiers who for this. Fight

9:55

A. War.

10:00

Want more far. As.

10:04

Soon as just laughs are making lewd I

10:06

was of goes around. Like you gotta

10:08

chill on this. Other German

10:10

with the next version of muslim is as

10:12

about the yeah rape. Our

10:15

house sort of has the best

10:17

spear in comedy. To

10:20

Jordan beat up Children's of. Would. Have.

10:23

Thought that the meanest thing you could ever

10:26

say. He's. A bit about your hair To

10:28

whom him up to the Rosa the Dewey

10:30

bro I only thought even assuming it was

10:32

mean to him I didn't even realize we're

10:34

being mean I knew to I thought to

10:36

say work out I think it's a pecan

10:38

pie. He. Has no bones. Know.

10:41

What are male cabinets? They can fold

10:43

the go under doors down. Very good

10:45

point. A very good point. I didn't

10:47

think that he could drop into a

10:50

puddle of there is now he has

10:52

no bones. He actually has more bones

10:54

that a former server. Without your bullshit.

10:56

During the irony of bone, he can't

10:58

go under doors. He gandhi's right through

11:00

walls or it does not matter. Iran

11:02

is on no bones but his ex

11:05

for cartilage You say? No question? You.

11:07

Be it's a fight to like someone

11:09

gives up Rza unconscious. You beat us

11:11

you know Joe. Really such a do

11:13

we may earn. Agree with you. I

11:15

think that Joe would be the ever

11:17

loving see I think you'll be Everyone

11:19

should have already on his hands Lady

11:21

I gotta my size fix sucked. Yeah

11:23

for that we would get a man

11:25

and associate with serious why do I

11:28

am a man? Mouth is technically closer

11:30

to a pussies and whatever he was

11:32

a basset. That's a fair point and

11:34

also what do so. While.

11:37

It's I'd at least amount is something

11:39

a woman has a whole why whole

11:41

managed to shot at more am I

11:43

right gave away in his life. Force

11:45

to a trans girl. There are his weekend and

11:48

so he's. Still a man's is like

11:50

the dude who suffer day i have

11:52

high testosterone look at my finger a

11:54

yet night live in. Point. Taken

11:56

by Giza. Once. I still think the

11:58

roselend one shot and. It's. Student Mucha now

12:00

is so wrong all the time in this

12:03

in the fight. at some point I'm not

12:05

saying that the I are banking on aim

12:07

happened in my money's on Jordan. Into.

12:09

This contoured you're out as you're going to guys. Sober.

12:11

I'm a sober person. All I do is

12:13

drink coffee. They been red. Bull Iraq radio

12:16

would come in the fight drunk just for

12:18

this. He went. take it seriously that much

12:20

is a guy shows up, hammer never near.

12:22

They are hundred and Madison. I've

12:25

got this is a modified to somebody to time you have

12:27

to show up and in. Should know not to be drunk

12:29

for this. I.

12:31

Don't I'm surprised. Yeah, surprised how quickly you

12:34

thought you could be said a job or

12:36

maybe maybe can. I think I could say. No.

12:40

One here. You. Are. You agree to

12:42

receive the one email me like a typical you

12:44

any be down to the going to eat I'm

12:46

I'm like no you are. as

12:49

i would take a while as know you and whole. Point is

12:51

and I think I would. When. Professor Professor

12:53

says twelve nine hundred and six

12:55

Added that we also have enough

12:57

offices of game anymore would operate

12:59

through Z with what you beat

13:01

him up before he would not

13:03

answer. They. All have laden rage against Women

13:06

I think Jay is a cutie. Pie sweetie Pants

13:08

And he wouldn't He would be when I am.

13:10

But if it was to the death. I

13:12

still use him. As

13:15

ssssss yeah. We

13:17

are correct I would be like you're just do

13:19

it you have to do I remember he sees

13:22

freezes, fights and and going to hit the person

13:24

to be like the absolutely crazy and pulling the

13:26

punch a little bit like the like I can't

13:28

punch a person's enough always let's fuckin insane yeah

13:30

you remember that and I don't know Your buddies

13:33

like go to kick somebody's and then they like

13:35

knows what now we never jumped people in our

13:37

you know yet if you really loss or of

13:39

i have pulled part of the have no right

13:41

before like. Very young fights were was like

13:43

i can't believe I'm actually yes yes but

13:46

it was never in the context of my

13:48

home is jumping. Really? Couldn't jump know

13:50

it's your home is. I was. I

13:52

would like see these girls over there there que. Oh

13:54

that's your girlfriend's I would take a i would take like

13:56

a drink and I just whip it at her and she

13:58

got. America would you say? and

14:01

then I we would all just beat the shit. Out

14:03

Why? Would

14:05

I saw? the roses are the only one.

14:07

Would you please tell me the whole different

14:09

way to had ordered used to be at

14:11

M S thirteen years. Which

14:13

grew up in The Outsiders and my sister

14:15

was hot and I was ugly so I

14:18

had to get it. You defeated everyone in

14:20

what is left a position to without your

14:22

high seas really hot. The related yes he's

14:24

a are you guys both just got hotter

14:26

progressive were yeah I tried to get to.

14:28

I thought up her when she had a

14:30

baby and we sere yep when he says

14:32

she gained a bunch of weight know like

14:34

welcome. Sister was Nc O's The Fatty Purchase.

14:37

Know. Those on exists is

14:39

a girl who never a the tasteful moods.

14:41

On what's. What's

14:44

her name? Was your

14:46

face. Am I gonna say earn a

14:48

sister? What? some of were muslim your surface later. With.

14:51

My sister ruins of yeah she get

14:53

really drunk way when was this. Ah

14:55

which is gentle drunken pretty one night

14:57

with your current a success rate our

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current Fraser Therapy and Or of Service

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or projects it up. I'm.

15:06

Sure, This. Is

15:09

as good as I move. Zone is a

15:11

picture you destroy a survey other the honorable

15:14

person or me either she said she thought

15:16

not that great. Second often asian guy in

15:18

every picture of a seat hear. His.

15:21

Wife was. Have. Them sign your to the

15:23

why for. Your do your phone. Camera.

15:26

As I am to my for. I'm

15:29

I got into fistfights, she got really

15:31

drunk, Argument Airdrop. Everyone knew the Jordan.

15:35

Sort I wasn't as easy was

15:37

dumb enough to harrys your body

15:39

is their body When is a

15:41

that's even a child with the

15:43

Falklands War of necessity soon as

15:45

you say yes obviously long as

15:47

com daughter's me is your that

15:49

how does your sister or your

15:51

your sister's decision over to set

15:53

aside camera so stomach like reverting.

15:56

Yeah, wait, let me see our say about that

15:58

ease investors' at it. What? your

16:00

jacket Or a metal child? The oh

16:02

she's pretty when you look similar to

16:04

her. Nurses. You. Look a little rough around

16:06

the edge? Yeah, I

16:09

didn't sleep during your not let me see you just

16:11

put it away your life you to think about her.

16:13

You're more likely than uses to be able to beat

16:15

up show the Rosa for sure. I

16:17

think so. you give you have to resort I want.

16:20

My sister in the fight and she's like a fucking. Yes,

16:22

Yeah, yeah, yeah we are. What happens is

16:24

that you were teenagers. I was a teenager and I

16:26

was having sex with a very hot man and she was

16:28

kind of jealous and he was right. He was. It the

16:30

but the his the biggest city of ever met my like

16:33

how old he took his clothes he took off his shirt

16:35

to eat. Soup is. That. My

16:39

most of us are my America we were

16:41

guys are crazy for the Psu. Any guess

16:43

what he called that he would say will because it's

16:45

read soup. And and was a tomato. Soup

16:47

yet? rent for supper or that

16:50

are as superhero movies can I

16:52

do? Such as

16:54

his games i'd take off shirt really read

16:56

citigroup if if if you read supermodels but

16:58

it's very new prefer assess as a foot.

17:00

Then she got really is very drunk and

17:02

she got very mad max ask her to

17:04

get out of my room of you're currently

17:06

fucking him yeah I was like get adding

17:09

I need to fall in choose like you're

17:11

fucking loser and as like I'm not a

17:13

loser to that you're studying philosophy is another

17:15

okay I'm a little bit of a loser.

17:18

And then seat. And then she I said

17:20

that I said what I say. That got her.

17:22

I said, you're not. Well, And. Then she

17:24

got up and then she came after me and

17:26

I bessie and work for Why would he have.

17:30

A not well just once or smash

17:32

got up girl interrupted. You

17:35

know about my wealth is trainer.

17:37

The I Ah isn't simply for

17:39

books to. I've been seeing a

17:42

Sherpa. Well

17:45

that's the thing that Darfur if is

17:47

that allows is in etc. White women

17:49

really has a steroid society. And then I

17:51

had are up against the wall like this and I didn't. Have the

17:54

undertow. I was like mmm. Hager

17:56

and the my mom came out of. She hit her in the

17:58

back of ahead with an urn. No, not

18:01

out of half hour open.

18:03

Follow suit. We're Nord. Smell

18:05

you beg on your children.

18:12

But. Yeah and then my mom came out with a huge

18:14

you should fight. Her but you're going to break

18:16

the drywall So I had the had to

18:18

drag her downstairs and that oh yes it

18:20

does not make their when you're fucking this

18:23

guy to. Oh. Yeah, and

18:25

we're crazy interest in his set up to

18:27

ever had pop and okay, we're not a

18:29

way to spread across your audience and you

18:31

are the real deal. Bear I say I

18:33

am. I am trapped. Who's Norway Mom? I'm

18:35

going to go fuck me, my sister Funny

18:37

because I'm fucking and now your mom's like.

18:40

Go. Fight outside forces or mom go.

18:42

Jump. Attack in the thought. The guyer

18:44

must know. You.

18:47

Know we do are fighting outside in

18:49

our fucking upstairs south favor he says

18:51

you're this is a sword was was

18:53

a something really fun and then she

18:55

stopped ourselves I just remembered we were

18:57

talking about it and at my mom

18:59

like is a lesbian obviously with me

19:01

and then C C C fuck this

19:03

guy's wife. And. Then the wife moved

19:06

in with us. And moved out

19:08

of the husband's house. and then my my mom's

19:10

pit bull who he is obsessed with bit the

19:12

foot off the wife's cat. Just. Clean off

19:14

of our and then the wife was like dude,

19:16

you're pimples aggressive in that. We have kids that like

19:18

I have little kids you have to hit with the people

19:21

at my mom was like to take your people can't get

19:23

the fuck outta here and they woman had the lead to

19:25

move out hippo fucks me but i ever wealth and then

19:27

get back to thousand. And

19:30

the cat was no foot. He's.

19:32

Not was. With the. Room.

19:35

In the Muslim and the purple know what

19:37

the people thousand in the white. Husband Peter

19:39

Sellars them what they want Sharply supporters you

19:42

could come in and sell me why my

19:44

wife left me for you and mom was

19:46

like I said I guess you just have

19:48

to look at his last the math ask

19:50

the whole to say okay I had no

19:52

answer your mom of sorts with sure we'll

19:54

have read Jordan's out. Spock.

19:57

Axes far as I have sex with

19:59

the. One hundred

20:02

and all my my my

20:04

pleasure, My pit bulls. Hear

20:07

What is it? Grew

20:09

up. In. Sick of. Is

20:12

a New York Sucks Thousand? And.

20:14

Six Oh yeah, it's pretty podunk. Wow.

20:17

Pretty far have we were still greatly were secret

20:19

Lansing family which is like the white trash of

20:21

Ithaca but then we moved into the city when

20:23

my mom became a lesbian and started becoming a

20:26

little bit more granola. the you have to share

20:28

to run the bookshop this does she say she

20:30

was always lesbian was the it'll take you out

20:32

of extreme poverty for sure yet resident homes he

20:34

was like working class yeah because. All of a sudden

20:36

you can like be poor incidents of these. Couch but it's

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official term is taken care of business in a

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51:42

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53:18

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53:21

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53:23

that everything's been fucking done. This guy was

53:25

fired. Rehired. By does get

53:27

the worst punishment you have to jail for.

53:29

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53:32

John Roberts to imagine being cancelled. This poor

53:34

guy. He went to jail for a weird

53:36

we sort amounts arms really? yeah. Lizards

53:39

and realize that this and I think people

53:41

in the the Drake and Josh sub reddit

53:43

were not happy with us because it seems

53:45

like if my minutes away from an outside

53:47

perspective. It. Seems like they were

53:49

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53:51

read that way cause us to see. Ah

53:54

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53:56

that documentaries vision of sex making fun

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54:03

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54:05

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54:08

this is. I guess somebody else made fun of

54:10

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54:12

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54:14

wrote, this is three million times

54:17

worse than than Ned part. Without

54:19

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54:21

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54:23

than the National. I love how

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54:29

word gaping is being said and it has

54:31

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54:51

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54:53

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54:58

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55:00

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55:03

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55:05

group of other zero What happens in

55:07

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55:10

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55:12

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55:14

and. One So yeah, this is another

55:17

Nickelodeon shows cast is it that came

55:19

along a little bit after drinking? Just

55:21

talking about the situation hasn't. Earned. Him:

55:23

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55:27

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55:30

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55:32

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55:34

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55:37

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55:39

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55:44

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55:53

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55:55

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56:00

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56:05

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56:07

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56:09

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56:11

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56:14

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56:16

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56:18

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56:20

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56:23

stress. Free. I

56:26

don't. I won't say I don't We never

56:28

did anything so fucked up as. Like

56:30

to break character and apologize. Then we

56:32

wrote a throw. A you guys

56:34

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56:36

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56:39

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56:42

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56:44

worse. As far away from the sewers it's

56:46

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56:48

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56:50

wake of I found out when we were

56:53

recorded like years later and you're like in

56:55

the years that you record allegiance games at

56:57

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56:59

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57:01

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57:04

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57:06

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57:08

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57:10

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57:13

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57:15

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57:18

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57:20

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57:22

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57:24

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57:26

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57:28

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57:30

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57:33

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57:41

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58:14

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58:19

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58:21

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58:23

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58:25

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58:27

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58:29

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good business offer. It's insane. His

1:21:40

movies a year now and I'm

1:21:42

gonna be he's of it. If

1:21:44

you don't understand, he owns ninety

1:21:46

nine percent of this town, but

1:21:48

he needs my city. Or

1:21:51

interfere with the jump. A resort

1:21:53

even though he owns everything. Else

1:21:55

and I, well as everybody else, although

1:21:57

he's resorted with their sales, resorted to.

1:22:00

The Ending: Ninja Xvi. I mean

1:22:02

that it has lost his sight

1:22:04

ourselves? Sure, I'm I'm spending literally

1:22:06

three hundred times my the profit

1:22:08

on one bouncer. Arbus.

1:22:11

no money as good as he says. full

1:22:13

of violence, in danger every series. the bars

1:22:16

are stupid bit about the weight. When things

1:22:18

are getting dicey, just starts killing It will

1:22:20

now become a real liability. Somebody who has

1:22:22

a dicey dice becomes the new bar on

1:22:24

the new bar tender minds of our oh

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why don't you Just as I. Said

1:22:30

look at all. Me aside

1:22:32

so as to say smoked

1:22:34

since this place is so.

1:22:38

High and sell his music as

1:22:40

often. As I say expect ties

1:22:43

to the said it's a scenario

1:22:45

for here are out what I

1:22:47

will. Bioware Man assistance We were

1:22:50

over there were over here. Now

1:22:52

we're doesn't since he was Governor

1:22:54

Roadhouse we why would I said

1:22:57

it's as well. as

1:23:01

it as long as is also is

1:23:03

somewhat booby bubble like I don't know

1:23:05

why but in the eighties in some

1:23:08

small town he be like hey you're

1:23:10

at this bar. On for the not

1:23:12

a fucking have like of fuck and you

1:23:14

know protective thing in front of the band

1:23:16

because people are going to throw glass bottles

1:23:18

and a cigarette smoke like line and then

1:23:20

you just like oh. What? If that

1:23:23

was happening today in see West. You

1:23:25

like? well it's socket wouldn't see was the

1:23:27

word Doubletree. Nine hundred dollars a night? Go

1:23:30

for? Don't really have. I just don't know

1:23:32

how to fans were it right wingers go

1:23:34

to retire. Know

1:23:36

is fighting this the toughest people we saw

1:23:38

at a bar and things for largest know

1:23:40

that sort of go resort about what the

1:23:42

report as we around thirteen for your help

1:23:44

we just as a good as often or

1:23:46

park. Or

1:23:49

margot really don't know. They have a

1:23:51

guy who's a spike in biker to

1:23:53

disrupt his pants or sister Or. Is

1:23:56

a versatile ride bicycles and was while

1:23:58

visiting it was not a. Is where

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you had to bring in an international

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you fc murderer bouncer Consensus: A: Since

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who fired Comey Going to say he

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stole a man's blazer to cover his

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entire boss is how it was just

1:24:11

either the whole thing was like I

1:24:13

was just brutal events. However, as economy

1:24:15

burners and realize though. And. Yeah,

1:24:17

there really wasn't even. Oh steaks ears nose Louis

1:24:19

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1:24:21

action or the fighting scenes were fun. For some

1:24:23

I didn't think the fighting scenes are fun but

1:24:25

it's not legal but the what a tidal energy

1:24:28

and with that was all right. I don't really

1:24:30

enjoy that like over the top fighting said I

1:24:32

don't I don't know who I par. I guess

1:24:34

it was shot okay but. This. Seems

1:24:36

like the boy was originally degeneration

1:24:38

of sperm intellectual the boys with

1:24:40

tennis who'd with his mistress over.

1:24:42

And need to get. Sick

1:24:45

as a source of we always had

1:24:47

a fight with so far as the

1:24:49

cynicism with i hate to see so

1:24:51

much browse like the fights looks cool

1:24:53

that rather disappointed or does make it

1:24:55

is that we're just do and if

1:24:57

is your dropped off your voice actually

1:24:59

something to be a real damage financial

1:25:01

economic philosophy less it doesn't make sense

1:25:03

of the movies but what about the

1:25:05

punching job is there were plenty of

1:25:07

the citadel as as as as as

1:25:09

i did airport with him between that

1:25:11

i mean due to sing the whole

1:25:13

scene where he's like. I'm not

1:25:15

scared of what you might do. I'm.

1:25:17

Scared of what I will do?

1:25:19

You like to go fuck yourself?

1:25:21

This movie sucked balls. Said.

1:25:24

It was Joe. how was ripped? You.

1:25:26

Look great! With. His two hours and

1:25:28

eight weeks but his or his acting soft

1:25:30

ass it was so bad it was all

1:25:33

over the out when they died. One hundred

1:25:35

I have again survey results are the only

1:25:37

character the didn't try to recreate was same

1:25:39

millions character. So. He had no steaks in the

1:25:42

in the game. And. Then when they go

1:25:44

he hung out with a girl once for a

1:25:46

few minutes and drank beer on the beach and

1:25:48

then we getting ready to leave town. They.

1:25:50

Go. Wait. That. Girls been taken

1:25:52

by the. Businessman. Who

1:25:54

wants to build the resorts? And. He goes oh

1:25:56

no, I can't leave. Why? Would he go

1:25:58

back again? Get caught up? There's a scene

1:26:00

on. The only issue about we hung

1:26:03

out alive minutes I sent out of

1:26:05

their ideology seen on the boats were

1:26:07

the dad's like we screwed you we

1:26:09

didn't in fact kidnapped my daughter of

1:26:12

an the other guys like I double

1:26:14

cross as as we do kidnaps is

1:26:16

hop on outspoken my was out now

1:26:18

now that we something or other see

1:26:21

the most of my daughter who. Was

1:26:24

on a double screw. this was any more

1:26:26

like direction if we're at Harrods with has

1:26:28

a set up a table for. Him for

1:26:30

him on associate with the referee. Want to

1:26:32

show you how how crazy Meme the bad

1:26:34

guy is a legitimate businessman who wants to

1:26:36

go the resorts. Are the ones

1:26:38

you're crazy Is so in a perfect storm

1:26:41

on a yacht. He's. Asking a

1:26:43

guide or straight blade save his

1:26:45

neck and every time he gets

1:26:47

Nicky's like goes with you mother

1:26:49

fucker omitted very overboard like sort

1:26:52

of golf is. Saying

1:26:54

and insurance. For your your it

1:26:56

and choppy waters on a yacht. And

1:27:00

every time he next to me like

1:27:02

what the fuck is wrong with this

1:27:05

is so that's something I would actually

1:27:07

do to does is also says is

1:27:09

that would be somebody says me on

1:27:11

a perfect storm I'm at a movie

1:27:13

was like hair the movie was like

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Louis at Seven Road. A

1:27:18

seven year old will resume as less.

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1:27:22

and I said had an assignment. A

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really nice assets monitor and piece of

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everybody in a foreign power many as

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six hundred pm. everybody in this house

1:27:31

is still more. This guy's nice. they

1:27:33

should have some were of his fucking

1:27:35

sweets. You lose out on arrival. Ah,

1:27:39

that's not be as nice as if

1:27:41

I had that as I'd. I'd

1:27:43

kill myself at where I'd whereas was fan I

1:27:46

would not have was rather selfish Louis you would

1:27:48

be a us the most I did has no

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down if you had that as you. Are.

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such as ball his elbow on our there's other things

1:27:54

like I think I think they get out of all

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I think the jingle then a few times in this

1:27:59

shot and area. That most magnificent weapon

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1:28:03

shitty shut up Dude is as

1:28:05

a sweep. Fuck.

1:28:08

It was but it was out of the

1:28:10

I think it was a fun movie to

1:28:12

watch and make fun of. way. Who was

1:28:14

kind that I am. yeah it was pretty

1:28:16

much himself. he was the bad director name.

1:28:18

ah you hop on and on kill a

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bow guy. Knox knocks on also have give

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as the with there is a covered as

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Mcgregor tattoo on his chest and the said

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knock knock knock who's is weird images of

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like you didn't have to do the you

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just knock knock knock who's there Me to

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1:28:37

Video: The Drugs Though songs vs Drake

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as we're talking a guy you have to feel

1:28:45

for most of this whole situation. Speaking to take

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the last because by the way of his videos.

1:28:51

On our. Hands

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was recorded on Rough Out There.

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Is all blown out now. Because

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if this, by the way he

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describes in. In. The documentary.

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How. Much a bomb them out when he went to

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court fum demand him out a. Lot

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of them. As I know

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he said when he got out

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of court he was all sodomized

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by the whole suppressive warren is

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nice, is playing Sox to course.

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courtroom. That. The other got a

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guy who fucked him. His. Side of

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the court room like he goes his own sandwiches,

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his mom. And. I and

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some like family friends. the other side was was

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dad wasn't our be celebrities and shit were like

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him. On the other guy side may have a

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list of. So. We'll to

1:29:48

worry that list after and it's

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it's public knowledge now. But.

1:29:52

Will read those after all this is Drakes

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new video he wanted to push on this

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episode. Five. This. Opening. His.

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my, I'm not convinced yet. That is

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not a catchy song though, as. I.

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I was laughing my ass of this done video but

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don't count ago by the in those like. Think.

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don't remember going was I don't believe.

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my god this is Saskia.

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have no, no.

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that said guy do not disturb what

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the fuck damage. rather you go and

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he gets worse. Selfless they open up

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with the the the opening. Now my

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know the how's your weather see says

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dragged around it's him. it's little hims

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and taken in by the horns. didn't

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know how you didn't know that was

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was business right? Well I thought it

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was a black guy. Isn't

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over. Drinks were was a black rebels

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name is threat. You know that for

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the So Canadian you only have one

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during our minds as a white guy

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named Dreyer. the smell I threw me.

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a white kids but that was like the

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guy the fuck them right from behind yeah

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I saw it off. as a citizen of

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the my assessment of thought to burn a

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leader and I was slain is he didn't

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have a sense. Of

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many. Zeros: you're totally

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bored and then. I'd

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also say they did sort of would be there.

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to the beach. Was very young kid and Drake

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I was like fourteen or fifteen. I don't think

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three have. yeah it was named says what they

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did with arm Prebon Mourns more. My mother says

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a lot of are just as well. As

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a tiger me or progress about a

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very photo. Oh my god they

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modeled a child and then used to the

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real story by morning. He was a goddamn

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a dog breeds Lewis was you made you

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know in excellent voice and I thought see

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the whole time for a brand new either

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way out or is a so angry to

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take a bite out of his show Right

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night guard to sleep. With

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says. Ah, All

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you know what time it is

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to some unknown that part once

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over anymore. Wow.

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died. In

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drunken all yeah knows when he was there.

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slowed us. Either

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guys, it's all the. Smoke

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was I. Said

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my office. Ah shit,

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without off. A. Sub

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par for the classes devices. it. Is

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not of his stomach. I don't know

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why they showed his medicine forms. Marmoset

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what is that would bar muscle? I

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don't have been a busy of anal

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ripping was a paid for this. Was

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photo we will have an office

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officer of Us Oaks. Lose your

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crafts wait. So they just got a

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they may cover the cost of production

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is a war. yeah that's a while.

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that's why Harvest know. like I know

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harm zebra mussel remove. this was

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this summer, her feet up over

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are good use of warm summers and so

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we're That's right, so we're I like waiting

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made after the documentary. Like.

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movie i were you Tomorrow Another reason came

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out six months ago. knows that I think

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he's trying to tell us something sit as

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well. I guess I generally was asking what

1:35:11

was this is a song he made and

1:35:13

now the people are looking for our alert

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none of the his mail now Syria video

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did this show the parcel a so weird.

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model is I was ready to and

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it now. it

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does make. Me:

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on. I knew there was a reason Drake

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had bomb as soon as new video. The

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way it lingered on that shot I had

1:36:14

asked this guy's got more detective. he's like

1:36:16

wait a second staff years now isn't something

1:36:18

was in and know I'm glad drink told

1:36:20

a story. I'm not surprised the mainstream media

1:36:22

is once again staying quiet about his pet

1:36:24

of allegations and Nickelodeon. I wouldn't be surprised

1:36:27

that these media companies are helping protect these

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pedophiles with. He. Was in an earlier.

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besides that even with that while I was in a

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car as he was in a car accident of leading

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some his mouth the i guess he did it on

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the steering wheel yeah he i steering wheel while he

1:36:44

was driving. He

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says as an hour itself I'd

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say and fight civilly. Bicester figures

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that some was getting by for

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really liked him when. His

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eyes this. Is. Bitter actors

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this show for their fifth episode We talked

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documentary came out and as money goes right

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