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like them like that radically hip. I
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he just gave away the game went through the
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us last week put intros on the paper and
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point. A very good point. I didn't
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punch a little bit like the like I can't
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punch a person's enough always let's fuckin insane yeah
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knows what now we never jumped people in our
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you know yet if you really loss or of
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i can't believe I'm actually yes yes but
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it was never in the context of my
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home is jumping. Really? Couldn't jump know
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that's your girlfriend's I would take a i would take like
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a drink and I just whip it at her and she
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then I we would all just beat the shit. Out
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I saw? the roses are the only one.
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grew up in The Outsiders and my sister
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was hot and I was ugly so I
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had to get it. You defeated everyone in
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what is left a position to without your
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high seas really hot. The related yes he's
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a are you guys both just got hotter
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I thought up her when she had a
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baby and we sere yep when he says
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she gained a bunch of weight know like
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a girl who never a the tasteful moods.
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her name? Was your
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face. Am I gonna say earn a
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sister? What? some of were muslim your surface later. With.
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really drunk way when was this. Ah
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drunk, Argument Airdrop. Everyone knew the Jordan.
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that's even a child with the
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how does your sister or your
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your sister's decision over to set
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jacket Or a metal child? The oh
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she's pretty when you look similar to
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her. Nurses. You. Look a little rough around
16:06
the edge? Yeah, I
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didn't sleep during your not let me see you just
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put it away your life you to think about her.
16:13
You're more likely than uses to be able to beat
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up show the Rosa for sure. I
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think so. you give you have to resort I want.
16:20
My sister in the fight and she's like a fucking. Yes,
16:22
Yeah, yeah, yeah we are. What happens is
16:24
that you were teenagers. I was a teenager and I
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was having sex with a very hot man and she was
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kind of jealous and he was right. He was. It the
16:30
but the his the biggest city of ever met my like
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how old he took his clothes he took off his shirt
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to eat. Soup is. That. My
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guys are crazy for the Psu. Any guess
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what he called that he would say will because it's
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his games i'd take off shirt really read
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it's very new prefer assess as a foot.
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she got very mad max ask her to
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get out of my room of you're currently
17:06
fucking him yeah I was like get adding
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I need to fall in choose like you're
17:11
fucking loser and as like I'm not a
17:13
loser to that you're studying philosophy is another
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okay I'm a little bit of a loser.
17:18
And then seat. And then she I said
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that I said what I say. That got her.
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I said, you're not. Well, And. Then she
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got up and then she came after me and
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I bessie and work for Why would he have.
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got up girl interrupted. You
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know about my wealth is trainer.
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books to. I've been seeing a
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that's the thing that Darfur if is
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that allows is in etc. White women
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really has a steroid society. And then I
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had are up against the wall like this and I didn't. Have the
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undertow. I was like mmm. Hager
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and the my mom came out of. She hit her in the
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back of ahead with an urn. No, not
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out of half hour open.
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Follow suit. We're Nord. Smell
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you beg on your children.
18:12
But. Yeah and then my mom came out with a huge
18:14
you should fight. Her but you're going to break
18:16
the drywall So I had the had to
18:18
drag her downstairs and that oh yes it
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does not make their when you're fucking this
18:23
guy to. Oh. Yeah, and
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we're crazy interest in his set up to
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ever had pop and okay, we're not a
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way to spread across your audience and you
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are the real deal. Bear I say I
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am. I am trapped. Who's Norway Mom? I'm
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going to go fuck me, my sister Funny
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because I'm fucking and now your mom's like.
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Go. Fight outside forces or mom go.
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Jump. Attack in the thought. The guyer
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must know. You.
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our fucking upstairs south favor he says
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you're this is a sword was was
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a something really fun and then she
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stopped ourselves I just remembered we were
18:57
talking about it and at my mom
18:59
like is a lesbian obviously with me
19:01
and then C C C fuck this
19:03
guy's wife. And. Then the wife moved
19:06
in with us. And moved out
19:08
of the husband's house. and then my my mom's
19:10
pit bull who he is obsessed with bit the
19:12
foot off the wife's cat. Just. Clean off
19:14
of our and then the wife was like dude,
19:16
you're pimples aggressive in that. We have kids that like
19:18
I have little kids you have to hit with the people
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at my mom was like to take your people can't get
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the fuck outta here and they woman had the lead to
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move out hippo fucks me but i ever wealth and then
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get back to thousand. And
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the cat was no foot. He's.
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Not was. With the. Room.
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the people thousand in the white. Husband Peter
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could come in and sell me why my
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wife left me for you and mom was
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like I said I guess you just have
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to look at his last the math ask
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the whole to say okay I had no
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answer your mom of sorts with sure we'll
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have read Jordan's out. Spock.
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and all my my my
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pleasure, My pit bulls. Hear
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What is it? Grew
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up. In. Sick of. Is
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a New York Sucks Thousand? And.
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Six Oh yeah, it's pretty podunk. Wow.
20:17
Pretty far have we were still greatly were secret
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Lansing family which is like the white trash of
20:21
Ithaca but then we moved into the city when
20:23
my mom became a lesbian and started becoming a
20:26
little bit more granola. the you have to share
20:28
to run the bookshop this does she say she
20:30
was always lesbian was the it'll take you out
20:32
of extreme poverty for sure yet resident homes he
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was like working class yeah because. All of a sudden
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you can like be poor incidents of these. Couch but it's
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just a commune you don't like rise be division
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of a the she was denying. Her
20:42
lesbian hood. When. She was with
20:44
you don't sell. She still would be. I
20:46
don't care what what, she doesn't feel like
20:49
anything but she thinks she's a lesbian. She's.
20:51
Like me. Where everybody bullied her everyday like
20:53
you're gay, You're gay. If you're you're gay
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wants to build the resorts? And. He goes oh
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