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narrative everybody matty smith

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you may have seen her in such productions

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i just go home and wait for further instructions

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people look their most least impressive

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family walked by and was like a huge black

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states where this is legal to

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real why someone

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i can't believe it's i didn't do was real

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by pretty sure it's real it's a dune

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teen statue they unveil the

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new orleans zero

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and of as a feelings viral and all but this as

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this is wild israel homing

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missiles religious fanatics got thread very lightly

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didn't make real giant half russia have

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your father when we're so soon

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the waiting room lit up will reverberate

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was his arm or the zone

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but yeah yeah i noted

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hi everyone

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i love it as great delightful

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ever just racism for no reason

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well turns out actually that was

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that very woke thing to do is baseball's

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because that statue less was funny was they

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go so far that it becomes a parody

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almost he go there has to be i somebody be racist

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rights like know they really the

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really article blackness with article

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euro we can we were malnourished

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not a week ,

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leaders i know know can't

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really shows are that he would succeed or be

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some struggle through this process

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but it's like we've gotten more really made

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him with toy out that is hilarious orleans

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the

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it we've gone to point in this falcon

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simulation that we're living in where

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it really it almost feels like

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would make more sense like if it was like right

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wing like of a klansmen

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like i'm making a statue about how black people

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me to get out my country

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you'd expect that of is always a

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way i do you fear here's your tilted

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lives in hi maria brain for another know

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what happened there the the fuck up your

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the losers you're watching me

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it is true your lives together

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looks go out people here watching if we put this in a field

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it's bleak i , this

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amount people a field would be pathetic crowd

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be really sad but here were kings

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for this little can hurt your efforts and

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reigns as an upstairs room in

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the stands we are legends

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the only other insane

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statues like they're forgetting all the other ones were

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like the

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slavery statues and shit were slaves

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that use that's so

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crazy thing i've ever seen the appropriate

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the goal bobby i'm a triple check that it's real

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but fucking was ah

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my did you hear the japan made online

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insults punishable by year prison

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the insults

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the or the editor the of you are trolling people

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online you insult them online you

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could be punished in china and

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japan so every duty as a little dick jokes

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and is going for life is

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are secure little dick jokes or yeah

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japan would presume like japan outdoor

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i have that is a habit night did

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hiroshima that's where

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week i'm here is your so we have years uma

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funny that of bitch the

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really more information on this the or

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all the articles mm surmise to

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sheba when you read in

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particular area they

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can read certain anything that's an insult

32:17

like anything if you're like or that's pretty stupid

32:21

go to jail for that maybe around

32:23

with an insult me new harass somebody

32:26

that i can understand i mean

32:28

other i'm saying is you go to jail for the like you can't

32:30

say anything that is insulting

32:33

online was the glamour what i write

32:35

nice things but i put the i've heard as the

32:37

oh i bet you within the next decade

32:39

a will be com against lotta correct

32:41

to to draw people that

32:43

you are you don't want because it know saddam

32:45

us today cause right now it is

32:47

no me such an extension of conversation

32:50

but you can't go i think of the alex and by swell

32:52

up stupid fucking slot whore you do it every

32:54

week it's ,

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the are tired or action there are

33:00

are you don't same occupied an allowance and i

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want to throw the hey suzlon whore that's

33:05

right if you are strange in a rather to make much more

33:07

sense than person who has stupid

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slot already here for the job interview ah

33:13

you're hired like a man of those and then she

33:15

was like did away for me i'd want talk the

33:17

over and over not sorry of sorts of a fucking

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super slot or as super slot years to get

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away from it as ran away and on showed

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up at cost you money in i was a guy but

33:25

if bravo i suppose one worse

33:28

that would eventually guy sounds very specific

33:30

i see a lot of us i can't harasser

33:32

this harass with it as like a charlie chaplin that

33:34

civil suits

33:37

, i realize

33:41

this year of harass people so

33:44

what was the say that they're not going to

33:46

start looking the internet as much more but

33:48

sensitive realize the

33:49

i i mean i suppose it's possible

33:52

wow what a fucking roundtable awkward

33:56

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33:58

fucking idiot the go from here people

34:01

summary smoke a cigarette forward as a virus

34:04

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34:06

guide as often as we'd so laughing

34:08

trump guy people hate of his actions

34:10

like this reddit threads of these programs about

34:12

him using have using

34:15

different your don't bet it will be in prison

34:17

for their lives the last if we're

34:19

into rehab made all go to jail now they

34:21

might stay at japan you fuck and

34:23

haters yeah you

34:25

magadan the we're

34:28

gonna will as we have no fucking qualms

34:30

with mega do your fight whatever your mac app

34:32

i like he just gave up on it

34:37

that you he goes over the it's over shop

34:42

, i would like i'm he just finished

34:44

recounting himself himself

34:48

if of that law is like and yep

34:52

no checks now yeah i

34:55

have add one more that puts biden

34:57

add eighty one million mother fucker did

34:59

as result of arizona's

35:01

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35:04

got call everyone on said this

35:07

is call super further mcgraw

35:10

as not no longer magic guy

35:12

ever the the

35:15

news show because it is a mega had would show

35:17

but have higher mega alfred yeah

35:19

the people in brooklyn of like who is he

35:22

too because we call someone for

35:24

oh people come to comedy shows brooklyn

35:26

and like bushwhack and

35:28

girls with armpit hair would be [unk] i feel

35:30

unsafe

35:33

right eleven everything

35:35

everyone ever said

35:36

it's like yeah he's

35:39

, sweetest guy he's is sarah bike

35:41

races races

35:44

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35:46

not wait where wait

35:48

fucking i love this guy this feel

35:51

substantially more unsafe around chicks with

35:53

armpit hair so effective

35:56

really caring yeah oh

35:58

yeah do you don't care of the o are you yell

36:00

at us

36:03

oh you're era the skull steaks

36:05

arabs for trump do that's big thing

36:08

or whatever air

36:11

oh well

36:13

they was in trump's still might run

36:15

and when again him and you will be kicked out

36:17

this country so

36:19

it's about way for says the

36:21

of abuses the

36:24

reason ago

36:25

yeah no he is great comedies i don't

36:27

hate on is awful laugh but we

36:30

, i had to get used to it it was

36:32

for a while i remember the first time few times you can

36:34

we would have conversations after the show but what

36:36

do we we can't kick a man out for laughing like

36:41

we did we have real conversations

36:44

about how distracting about how was

36:46

that like can we do that don't think it's literally

36:49

what he's supposed be doing here to com i've got to

36:51

used to it the confusing conversation

36:53

had really you mm

36:57

he's the best yeah he's i've never heard of joke he didn't

36:59

like yeah

37:02

to use the jolliest for he

37:05

supports everybody everybody

37:08

except , the

37:10

bell by whoa pill

37:13

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37:17

shit oh if i was speaking of bullets are on

37:19

the only political story this week joe biden

37:21

falling off a buddy

37:25

we're gonna give us hermit who

37:27

didn't fought this there's been another thousand

37:29

for down the stairs digital

37:32

, for that burns a bunch of have a

37:34

president george bush shoe

37:36

the world as they were they first asrani the

37:38

way asrani fell

37:40

i have a good he stops there yes ma'am

37:44

know , issue got stuck on

37:46

pedal and he was gonna say it was

37:48

funny how long he knew he was going down

37:50

below always

37:52

get their think cover the front of assume that of

37:54

assume the problem arises that is that is what

37:57

was that has come out very good good as his

37:59

foot out of like this like regrettably start or

38:01

a leading down the he was out of on his bones

38:03

i made as her acidic you

38:05

are yeah sponge cake

38:08

yeah he the it

38:11

if anything it it was just kind of funny

38:13

falters you're like you know he's he's

38:15

already stops i was going fast and

38:17

crashed or anything or anyone you it is laugh at a

38:19

joe biden so old that as he

38:21

fell you were like my god he might die

38:24

i guess what but was gonna fall

38:26

, hit the floor turn into thousand joe biden

38:34

biden i wear whatever always was

38:36

it is make fun of our president's that's

38:38

the problem there's a problem that

38:41

the habit the past like decade or so

38:43

we're of as i get to pick side and

38:45

like know side snl years roka the would make

38:47

fun of every president yeah everything

38:49

that happened was like they were like inevitable

38:51

was funny better we we responses sort of make

38:53

fun of it

38:54

they were empowered were not i hate

38:56

when i want make fun of louis for making serious

38:59

point but then i agree with the point where you

39:01

know you know an awful louis which get a fireplace

39:03

serves as an asus

39:05

is this guy smoking jacket louis

39:08

guys why can't just have it up with everybody have

39:11

you do a show in a field to we

39:15

have money for that gay guy me over here in

39:18

, pussy to feel it it

39:21

want to his family in field how the reporters

39:23

and but turns out there african american

39:25

time as for him they

39:27

really are a lot a path

39:30

for can use this are doing that danced

39:33

that patrick dempsey didn't can't buy me love

39:35

see african dance he did

39:37

and what everybody over buy , love

39:39

so i was at a low on the a nice enough

39:41

that as the thing though many out of it now

39:44

we're not some as and eventually get it a does

39:46

dance is rampant ago we were hit and does not

39:48

like when they don't know enough enough

39:50

bring up the up buy

39:53

me love you

39:55

she does his dad's it did for this

39:57

fight bringing a plan api in meantime i

40:00

was yesterday i at the mall and i brought

40:02

maximum james to a local

40:04

we will go karting which is fine and to go karting

40:06

place they have an axe throwing place

40:09

was used in the white is that you can do the

40:11

world by throwing action i've never i've never

40:14

heard man in my entire life i'm sure the

40:16

a lot of fun

40:17

either will be much more find it in the hood

40:19

they did spear throwing places with

40:22

long feel that you get for this in

40:24

fuckin fuckin

40:27

when you're for how much i was a really awkward time

40:30

for a black person the turned corner higher ups

40:32

of and i don't as

40:35

nervous as as set up to

40:37

or before about as throwing the

40:40

whole thing it

40:42

wasn't for reagan so i am my

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opera let's you know x i tell people now

40:47

you're nine nine if you are you going

40:49

on over there was work there

40:52

was is there was black your easy eight he

40:56

died from aids the

40:58

way he's every tuesday for

41:00

being scared to death yeah now

41:02

if he hadn't been the aids surely would killed

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of situations when you were like a but

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bam margera be a good guest on the show

43:51

had that know i just do the shall

43:54

we contacted we contacted that knows them

43:56

term at times

44:03

lot of money louis , retorts

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whole say while routes

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44:24

a different planet that's okay

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matt lauer else you on i did it

44:32

or any while anyway the sit

44:35

down and he didn't end up doing the show

44:37

or possibly cause louis started

44:39

the email was would bam margera

44:41

wanna do are so the where

44:44

they grew going we want bam margera

44:46

do the show and i wrote your

44:48

hour ago by your baby is like doing

44:50

well but when me and beddington interviewed him was

44:52

rough one and

44:54

and then the next morning the

44:56

news came out that he was now reported missing

44:58

from a rehab me just last year

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honors well i usually say yes

45:04

their plan little hospital gown i'm

45:08

i'm more within reach than ever

45:12

he was he was the coolest

45:14

one so was

45:16

yeah cool is for sure who

45:19

the cause one

45:22

price for igor as for

45:24

amateurs you know the other ones names

45:30

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was your name every member of good charlotte

45:38

may yeah i know a single person a

45:40

good sorrow as you do is i don't hate him

45:43

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45:46

great sure that was bad charlotte yeah

45:52

the guy who was a my pop check that's

45:55

why i gonna say simpson as the simpsons

45:57

boy that's one they even

45:59

get me

46:02

don't know sort

46:04

i couldn't even i was not include charlotte

46:06

the just how far you even listen to be as your friend

46:08

did you thought was in a good charlotte now

46:12

for current hands annually or been to

46:14

i was in the a little bit scream out for

46:16

not like that was like to popularly

46:18

poppy porsche you

46:21

go a bit like the whiny guy right

46:24

you're very little co eating cambria was my guest

46:27

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46:28

the doors brought us pretty good also ah

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doubles it was probably fan of theirs i like

46:33

a few other sorry you like co he because you

46:35

knew them and get on with there were only a

46:37

small my own heroes yes i know yeah we're

46:39

going out again on her items you know so he pays

46:41

i wouldn't get that i've had enough girl

46:46

help , a healthy amount of

46:49

capital he didn't have the bad for one guy the manga

46:51

right now so they now so

46:54

like probably five years older than me and

46:57

they played

46:58

shows like my a while i was in band

47:00

is was we used to play shows the or an old book shows

47:02

that they would like the arnold they

47:05

would be would open up for saw the black flower shut

47:07

out of years i swear my son's life

47:09

that wouldn't be by far the know been

47:11

up for they opened did you

47:13

have i opened louis whereas

47:16

for me louis look amazing

47:18

i , i swear my my son did fucking

47:21

raped by a clown tonight we

47:23

went by jasmine claudio jasmine their

47:25

lose their jew book the show where they opened for

47:27

oh yes all them

47:30

bringing all of that one already opened

47:32

for your you bucks

47:34

the show for sure so you booked

47:36

them admirer to try to

47:38

get some

47:41

, you what's your dog's right now

47:43

imagine for him the the

47:45

rock was opening for you at the lincoln logs

47:47

in chicago that a while since

47:49

i mean were pretty good shows for

47:51

hear what have they would say would matter that he has their

47:53

act together they would dave

47:56

show i made

47:58

my day

48:00

he opened up with religion on by my wife for

48:02

being such a bitch about set of doing scarves

48:05

, and other races are going to have like i was in their

48:08

know obviously are louis there

48:11

comedian the weather

48:13

reggie when he read him

48:16

burgeoning no didn't already

48:18

congolese back ready the

48:20

caring about , have

48:24

have wasn't sure if was cool of my racist

48:26

jokes racist wasn't

48:28

laughing he

48:31

wasn't laughing it was just staring down the barrel

48:33

of a gun yeah because was black

48:35

recipe for brown ah

48:49

made of nervousness ever thrown at work today

48:51

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48:54

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48:56

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48:58

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49:04

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49:15

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49:19

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49:21

guy with crutches and televised address

49:26

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49:29

everybody the great david cel

49:31

joins the show

49:36

they you we

49:38

welcome we just get off

49:40

that the burkheiser fully loaded or

49:42

man how great was that there

49:44

was a lot of robin i

49:46

gotta go yeah it was

49:50

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49:52

he really the tree is like rock stars it was like

49:54

buses private jets and all kinds

49:56

of as really leaving it

49:58

was what we really evil as how do get

50:00

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50:03

you that vote the other

50:04

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50:07

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50:09

my yoga is putting my my pants yeah

50:15

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the minor league baseball like they move up and

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league teams so you guys

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who reads i'm not real loser the

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