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Hello, leafers Thank
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you for tuning in. I really
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appreciate it. I know there are
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a few of you because I check the
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download statistics every day.
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This is going to be a little bit
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shorter than a normal episode,
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Rebecca took a trip to LA, I
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took a trip to the emergency
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room because of food poisoning.
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But the show must go on. I'm
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going to do a short segment in
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response to our first review on
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Apple podcasts, which I really
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appreciate that you reviewed us
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pG WISN. I don't know if that's
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an acronym, or if I was supposed
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to pronounce that somehow. But
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anyone else out there listening,
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if you want to review us, please
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do. So review asked in part, how
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old is the red oak in our
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backyard. And so this segment is
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about my attempt to figure that
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out and why it's a little more
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complicated than some online
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resources would have you believe. Okay, so right here in the
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backyard, feeling a little
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strange talking to myself. And
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I've got my tools here, a tape
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measure, and some rope. And what
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I'm going to try to do without
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crushing too many of our
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plantings is get this rope
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around the tree at four and a
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half feet off the ground. The
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first step in this process of
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trying to determine the red oak
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Ah, so, tape measure four and a
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half feet, right there. And then
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here's the real trick, trying to
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whip this thing around. Wow,
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that was very lucky. Okay, got
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the rope around. And now, four
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and a half feet off the ground.
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Just about here. Alright, so now
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I'm taking my rope back, and I'm
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going to lay it out on the lawn
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measuring Okay, so we have 133
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inches heading back inside. So I
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got my measurement 133 inches.
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actually doing this math right
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now, it's not just for show.
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Going to tree hugger dot coms
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article about estimating your
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trees age from its diameter,
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diameter equals circumference
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divided by pi. So 133 divided by
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3.14 is 42 inches, so 42 inch
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diameter. And then diameter
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times four, which is a growth
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factor for Reto equals artvin
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68. So, according to
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treehugger.com, the red oak is
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168 years old. You say 168. I'll
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go over there. Did you say 168?
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I did say 168. So it's very old.
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So Rebecca, Rebecca's training
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the podcast now from bed?
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bed, but I just heard
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him say 168. I just heard you
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say 168. Well, full age how like
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confirmed is that?
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So? That's a great question. I'm glad you asked. You're the perfect foil for this
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moment in the podcast. Because
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if you're a normal person, you'd
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go out and you would measure the
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circumference of your trunk. You
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say 168 That sounds great. I
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love that number. Okay, by
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normal person, you're
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a weird person. So
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what do you I'm a
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weird person. So I read about
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these growth factor
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calculations. And I read that
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they're not super accurate. And
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I said, well, it's not good
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enough to know that it's not
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super accurate. I need to know
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how inaccurate it is right?
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Because if it's off by like 10
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years, like great, that's,
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that's wonderful. If it's off by
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like 40%, then like, that number
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doesn't really mean a lot to me.
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So I started digging deeper and
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it turns out that the growth
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factors are based on forest land
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trees is the term used by the
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International Society of
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arboriculture tourists. Arbor
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culture Who came up with this
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methodology. And obviously, in a
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forest, the growing conditions
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are completely different than in
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a backyard, there's less access
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to water, but the soil isn't as
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disturbed. So it's like
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extremely variable. And nobody
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seemingly can tell you by what
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percentage off you might be. So
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what I decided to do is, rather
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than just using that single
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number, I would do a little more
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digging, and I would look at
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some other factors that might
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help me narrow down How old is
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this tree. So the first thing
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that I came across is, red oaks
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Do not hit their peak, a corn
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production until they're about
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50 years old. So it's at least
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50 years old,
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or 50 years old or more.
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We know that buck
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Tommy corn, here, we get
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approximately a fuck ton of
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acorns every year. Rain, rain,
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rain, hail,
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rain here, baby when
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you're standing under it and
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fall. So
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you can do that
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Google, I'll leave that one to
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you. We also know that this
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house was built in 1870. So that
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was only with the math here. How
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many years ago was that? 1970.
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warranty that we're not
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experts. In fact, we
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cannot dig our phones
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out of our pockets to use the
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calculator app. Our house is 151
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years old. The neighborhood in
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general was built around that
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time. That oak tree is right on
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the property line. So I've
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always thought like, oh, that
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would be interesting. If they
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didn't have, you know, large
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fences. Maybe they had a hedge
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dividing the properties or maybe
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they had a row of trees. And
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maybe that tree was planted
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around the time that the house
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was built. So that's 151 years,
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and maybe it wasn't planted from
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an acorn. Maybe it was planted
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as a small sapling. It was
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already five years old or
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something like that.
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Wow. I had never
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thought of that, that like when
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this house was built. Maybe they
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planted trees in the backyards
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intentionally. I never thought
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that that would be how that tree
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got there. I just assumed it was
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their first.
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It also could be that
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I mean, I'm making a total guess
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it just the fact that it's right
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on the property line has always
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indicated to me that by the time
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people were building fences, it
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was already big enough that they
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were like, Oh, we shouldn't cut
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down this tree
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when they would have
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built this whole neighborhood.
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Would they have clear cut the
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whole thing in order to build
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all the houses?
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What was farmland?
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Who was Ebenezer Dexter's
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farmland so he would have clear cut it
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so it was pretty clear
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cut. So I wonder if all the
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oldest trees were planted right
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around when all the houses were
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built?
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Right? Presumably
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unless he left a couple of trees
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for his cows to graze under
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which I feel like such a
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detective right? We are getting
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further and further from
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anything interesting for you,
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our dear listener,
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very micro interesting
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only to us because we live here
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kind of thing.
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But But I think the
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lesson maybe to take away is
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that it can be interesting road
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to go down thinking about the
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history of trees and the way
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that people interact with trees.
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I will say one of the things
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that made me think that maybe
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that tree was planted on the
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property line is that I know
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that these backyards were used
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as gardens for the house. So
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people were cultivating them
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people were paying attention to
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what was growing there. Anything
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else you're curious about what
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the trees
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very cool. I love
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thinking about the history. It
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feels very spooky to me sort of
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Is there any way for you to next
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do it another mini app about how
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to find out are trees,
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astrological sign the sun sign
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the moon sign maybe that's maybe
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we need to call in some bigger experts
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for that. That's not
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covered by the International
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Society of arboriculture lists.
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But in the age of the internet,
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If you can dream it, somebody is
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already doing it and charging
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$45 an hour for
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are saying they're
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doing it and ready to take your
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money for it.
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That's right. One
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other thing I will add, to give
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a little bit of legitimacy to
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this seemingly extremely
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amateurish process is that our
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breasts and other people who
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actually do this for a living do
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often use this kind of very
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local specific knowledge and the
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comparison of sizes of a given
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tree to the size of a tree that
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has a known age in order to try
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and estimate tree age because
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it's a inexact science and
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without taking a core sample and
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counting the ring. It's
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extremely difficult to really
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accurately estimate the age of a
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tree. So, you know, even if
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you're not perfectly accurate,
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you're only as inaccurate as the
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professionals. We hope you've
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