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side doors. Yes. Hamry,

1:01

I'm going help. Hamry, going help. Hamry, I'm going

1:03

help. Hamry, going in. I'm ringing the file now.

1:08

Ready to perform? Girls

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are taking piano here. Girls are taking piano here.

1:11

Can you help me out? Are you real girls? Mhmm.

1:13

I love that cage in Henry. Yeah. Come

1:15

on. You know, your husband puts a black in his

1:17

background. Only a little buddy.

1:19

You all little girl. That's

1:21

good. Yeah. That's really good to remind me of some

1:23

of the fantastic food we had in Las Vegas

1:25

this past weekend. Vegas, we

1:27

kept the lights going. I wouldn't say

1:29

we did. My loss is alone in Vegas

1:31

this weekend. I hope it kept

1:33

one letter of the Tropicana sign

1:35

lit for an hour. Maybe one light

1:38

bulb in that letter of the Tropicana sign

1:40

was lit one hour because you lost all of

1:42

your money playing three card poker. However,

1:44

at one point, you're up. Welcome to side

1:46

stories everyone. I never was. I never was

1:48

once. I lost money from the fucking second,

1:50

I stepped into the casino. But, seeing a gossi from

1:53

fraudsters, he won. Could we get

1:55

a comment we were looking for him? Just so you know, if you were

1:57

if you know and you see seeing does not be somewhere

1:59

out there. He was with us in Vegas. He won a lot of money

2:01

Vegas. Fair enough for

2:02

cash. Go get man because he knows

2:04

how to flip it three times. He runs fraudsters. We'll

2:07

use that story. He will love that. I also

2:09

I'm doing my dry jam, but I took a small break, of

2:11

course, because it's love in Las Vegas. And if you're

2:13

sober in Las Vegas, it's a crime. Yeah. I

2:15

have to say I jump right back into the deep end.

2:17

And now it's been about thirty six hours

2:19

as well as

2:20

drink. I'm still hung on. Still hung

2:22

on.

2:22

It's still hung

2:23

on. No. I can hear it in your voice. And that is why

2:26

We're professionals at talking because no matter

2:28

how we feel physically, our lips

2:30

still arrive to the microphone. Absolutely.

2:33

Alright, everyone. Well, we have some fantastic stories

2:36

for you. We got a lot of stuff. Those are fantastic

2:38

stories, but they are stories of the human

2:40

condition aren't they? We really do. I wanna

2:42

say we got some good ones. Interesting. So first up

2:44

up top, I wanna say that we did we have been kind

2:46

of loosely covering the Brian Koburger case.

2:49

Cheeseburger. We were

2:51

subcepted global. And we were

2:53

fooled by some propaganda last week.

2:55

What happened? We just got some things wrong.

2:57

Because honestly, I don't

2:59

know, because that's the thing. You guys look to us. Right?

3:01

And you say like, oh, you know, like, your basins

3:04

of information. The thing is say think of a kissle

3:06

first of all. He's the center of how many controversies

3:08

we've had. Just on this network alone. He's

3:10

the center of Mattress Gate. No. That's

3:12

not even a controversy. It was a part of oh, yeah.

3:14

You that was your Chris Christine, like,

3:16

moment for the network. No. Absolutely not.

3:19

You were an mattress. It was I got a mattress

3:21

from Casper mattress. Jackie asked for it.

3:23

I said, I can't give it to you because I desperately

3:25

need a mattress. Let's just say, who am I hearing Oliver

3:27

North testimony? What are you talking about?

3:29

Who pooped in the tub. Right? That was also a thing

3:31

Kessel was there for. He who was celebrated. I

3:34

exonerated. But we were the one who admitted

3:36

to it in jest or not. Whether smoke

3:38

there's fire. Right. Because I wanna say because

3:40

he's a flip flopper. He's a flip flop. Whether it's

3:42

flopped. Alright. So just know that. We're trying to

3:44

cover it. think we're gonna get back to covering

3:46

the co burger case once it's kind of on the

3:48

trial. Let's get to the trial where people are

3:51

under oath and they can't legally lie.

3:53

They will get into it, but it is really interesting. I

3:55

do have some really, really great

3:57

information they do wanna share because me, I'm

4:00

just a horror for attention and money. We know.

4:02

I will suck the dick of any fucking

4:04

cockroach that will allow me to get ahead

4:06

in this life and you know that about me and you love

4:08

that about me because why I'm too

4:10

real to be adjusted to the industry.

4:13

Cut a roach. Of course, that's why Henry's favorite

4:15

band is still papa roach. This

4:17

is my last resort. Yeah. And

4:19

that's what I said. The last time I went on a

4:21

vacation to Mexico. Papa

4:23

Roach, they need to they need to partner

4:25

up with Margaritaville. Papa Roach

4:27

meets Margaritaville. Papa Ville.

4:29

We actually had a really good concept in Vegas and, yeah,

4:31

we were hammered maybe in a little bit of mushrooms, so it

4:33

was a good idea. Martha Rita Ville.

4:36

Mark Stewart. Mark Stewart.

4:38

I could see that where we can actually do like that.

4:40

She's picking up the the we're picking up the the

4:42

it's the the the the the the old crochet

4:44

in woman that needs a place to go

4:46

once her husband goes to the cigar bar to go

4:48

have sex with men. Martha's cooler than all

4:50

of us combined. Smoothly, but I

4:52

have some really breaking news about the

4:54

co burger case. Again, you come to this

4:56

website. You come to this website. Okay?

4:58

This is a website. This website. You come here because

5:00

you expect nothing but high grade

5:02

up to the metadata information that you might that

5:04

sometimes get It's a long weekly podcast. The

5:06

second. It did oh, not this minute.

5:08

The co burger we talked about the idea was that he was

5:10

yelling things in jail that got debunked. A couple other things

5:12

got debunked. We guess what, man? Things shave around, but you

5:14

know what? Didn't get debunked. So you remember what I

5:16

covered at the beginning of this month? Mysterious

5:19

booms in Idaho. Right?

5:21

Yes. These mysterious booms.

5:23

Right? And we talked about this, and, you know, we covered a

5:25

little bit about you know, kind of in general

5:27

about how booms are seen around the

5:29

country, not just boomer sites and on was

5:31

on television. That's really a

5:33

fantastic kind of a sports reference.

5:36

I'm more of a reference towards a commentator at

5:38

this point. I will say when it comes to the

5:40

booms of Idaho, perhaps someone's just

5:42

playing street fighter very loud. With this thing

5:44

is kistles that what if it wasn't just

5:46

mere explosions, but they were doors

5:48

opening to and I mean this, and

5:50

I get this information from the height

5:52

of Reddit. Alright. This is Wow.

5:55

Bigfoot's released from

5:57

the caverns of the hollow earth

5:59

that have gone and have murdered

6:01

these precious coeds. You

6:03

know, I But it is

6:05

I I am just saying here because there's also

6:07

some of you look up some of this and this is not debunked.

6:09

No. But anybody I'm actually not going to allow

6:11

this bigfoot landers. No. No. No. It's This will actually

6:14

piss me off. Big footwear. I don't give you fuck.

6:16

What? Co worker yelled in jail, but you're gonna

6:18

malign my encrypted by

6:20

the people scripted The bigfoot said

6:22

nothing. The bigfoot was a part of the Sarasol

6:24

was going on and did not decide

6:27

to disclose just how deep

6:29

this conspiracy went? People never do that.

6:31

Because they knew what think about bigfoot is they

6:33

know how to keep a secret. Right? They don't

6:35

talk. We don't know. They

6:37

telepathically no. They telepathically

6:39

will engage with a person, but

6:41

they do not actually speak. Can you be supposed

6:43

to take a That's a yell.

6:46

That's a yell. You're right. But I was

6:48

gonna say again, that is up to the

6:50

minute real information in. We know that

6:52

now for a fact, that now it's time for us to

6:54

begin our free Brian Colburger.

6:57

The whole campaign, we're gonna free him because we

6:59

know for a fact -- -- it was shadow people that were

7:01

caught on camera by the

7:03

same. So basically, there was a bunch of, like, street

7:05

cameras, and they saw a couple of blobs. And some

7:07

guy was, like, Those be encrypted. Those

7:09

And then he said, booms. He said,

7:11

big boom. Big boom would not mean

7:13

encrypted. Couple did live in Hollow

7:15

Earth and encrypted. He go up

7:17

to top of a Idaho and he go,

7:19

me be out. Me get out. Me get out. And then when

7:21

he get up out. Right? He were like, oh, me kill

7:23

girl. Me go girl. Because again, for some reason,

7:25

he has decided as scripted -- Yeah. -- that he's

7:27

some kind of, like, even though scripted has never killed

7:29

anybody with a knife before, they don't need to

7:31

use a knife again. They are super shoot

7:33

or super They they are entities

7:35

that have more superpowers than we. So

7:37

this is you attempting to

7:39

convince the most mundane mistake

7:41

that we possibly could have made because they also believe

7:43

everything we say. So you do

7:45

believe it was in d big book. I think

7:47

that now I am I am down. This

7:50

is me now. This is what when I

7:52

go to the trial because, again, because Christian

7:54

trial, I don't think it's gonna happen. I think

7:56

the Christian trial may they may

7:58

not make it. I think that they may

8:00

just kinda plead out in a way. I don't know what

8:02

they're gonna do. Uh-huh. But I don't think they're gonna go

8:04

to the best. So I need to go to a trial this

8:06

year. I mean, it shouldn't go to one. They're

8:08

fun to do. Like, you go, you hang out, you

8:10

pick it. And so I feel like this is my

8:12

way to get on TV at the trial. Well,

8:14

that'll be great for you. It's, of course, I'm

8:16

just You're exposed. On the show. Well,

8:18

Henry, I have something to tell you about the

8:20

future. Oftentimes people think

8:22

the future means that things are gonna be better.

8:24

No. Well, oftentimes, many times. But

8:27

usually, it's not the case. No. And you see

8:29

things are different. It's not really crime

8:32

in a sense that anything is being

8:34

done illegally. But it's a crime

8:36

against the life. The just a

8:38

crime against world. It's a crime against

8:40

comedy, then it's a crime against

8:42

entertainment. It's just a crime against humanity.

8:44

Susan Sarandon. Susan

8:46

Sarandon. Wait. So you're coming up my one of my

8:48

favorite pair of septinarian boobs

8:50

that exists. you're gonna come at this

8:52

woman. I know she's got some weird politics and stuff,

8:54

but I'll still like, I I'm not hearing what

8:56

she's saying. Politics are the best part about her,

8:58

and I'll tell you one thing. Mhmm.

9:00

Crazy. That's the best part about it. I'm

9:02

not a huge fan. But anyway, New

9:05

York City, they have a comedy club. They did. It's

9:07

called Carolinas. Oh, you

9:09

know what? It's And you know what? I

9:11

know when Caroline's has been replaced. We're about to I

9:13

know I know. We're about to head into, like, real

9:15

comedy and comedian's podcast

9:17

territory where we talk about inside baseball

9:19

comments. Oh, this is not inside baseball. This was in this was

9:21

in the middle of the time square. Well, it's because kids were the

9:23

most famous comedy clubs of all not

9:25

even just the most famous. They were truly good to

9:28

the comments of all of those types of

9:30

places they never had. I don't know. I did. Well, we

9:32

didn't try we didn't really try to get past

9:34

I did a bringer, which was hilarious. I did

9:36

a full stand up set where I made it up for ten minutes.

9:38

That was, like, so I think that was where I've met

9:40

my, like, my exes or I met

9:42

something. It's like, it's like a whole, like, fun

9:44

scenario in there. You know, a really good demurrageous. They

9:46

booked us, like, three times. We bombed. We

9:48

just bombed. They hated us. We're just

9:50

gonna comedy in in Times Square. They don't

9:52

want they don't want your alt.

9:55

Like comedy there. Skash comedy in

9:57

standup doesn't necessary early go hand in hand with

9:59

the minds of the consumer. Carolinas

10:01

leaving New York City is one of the worst things

10:03

to happen to comedy in a long

10:05

time. Well, because it's very, very sad. It you

10:07

it's impossible to have any kind of

10:10

restaurant or comedy club in New York

10:12

City, which is a massive problem. Unless,

10:14

of course, You're a ping

10:16

pong bar. I can't believe

10:18

this long barcept. Hey

10:20

now. Overtaken Carolans.

10:22

And I didn't know there was enough ping pong

10:24

enthusiasts to have a

10:26

ping pong bar. There isn't. You

10:28

just missed me just fallen out of my chair. No. I'm reacting

10:31

to it. You didn't even you didn't I don't react

10:33

because it's a it's an audio medium.

10:35

And so the idea of

10:37

walking into a bar and you're just your

10:39

rep. No. It's no something. Unless

10:41

it's done by booby. No. It's not.

10:43

No. And so I just wanna say

10:45

RIP to Carolines

10:47

to fine. To be it did anything remotely cool

10:49

in Times Square. Because I was probably one of the

10:51

coolest, like, of the dwindling

10:54

places to go that are remotely acceptable

10:56

in Times Square. That was one of the last ones. It was just forty years.

10:58

It was just one of those classics. Years

11:00

ago. History. Smolik's built

11:02

beer and bomming, but also laughter.

11:04

SO SUSAN'S SURRAIDEN COFOUNDED

11:07

THIS IS JUST WHY IT BROUGHT HER UP. YOU

11:09

KNOW, IT'S A fourteen thousand

11:11

square foot SPACE and it's

11:13

gonna charge sixty bucks

11:15

per hour. I per table.

11:17

So what do you tell me? I would

11:19

single pad. I could do anything else over sixty

11:21

bucks an hour. You can go and get

11:23

an absolutely satisfactory

11:25

handjob under a bridge for twenty

11:27

bucks. You can literally get that three times a

11:29

day. You have any idea how much more fun

11:31

that is, been paying money to

11:33

stand outside with a bunch of strangers,

11:35

playing ping pong. That's the dumbest shit I've

11:37

ever heard. There already was a ping pong

11:39

bar on the lower east side I remember I

11:41

went to it, and it was absolute

11:43

hot fucking garbage. It's

11:45

disgusting. I do understand. It's a fun idea, whatever,

11:47

but you're superior replacement. It's one of the most

11:49

beloved entertainment institutions in the

11:51

country. With a ping pong bar, nobody

11:53

likes it. Nobody cares about it. I have

11:55

just never heard of a ping pong bar. It's

11:57

a jewelry side. There was one and it was a it was kind

12:00

of a mess because the problem is the drunkard you

12:02

get, the worse you get at ping pong.

12:04

And so most of the time where people are just

12:06

chasing around ping pong balls It's kind of

12:08

like it's like if it's basically the

12:10

three stooges owned a bar.

12:12

Right. So anyway, if you are a ping pong

12:14

enthusiast, you can go spend

12:16

sixty bucks an hour or you can

12:18

just buy a ping pong table and have

12:20

people over at your house. A ping pong table. I'm

12:22

look it up. Think ping table will literally cost a

12:24

hundred and fifty dollars. I don't understand

12:26

that. Take it outside. Just take it

12:28

outside if you're gonna do it. I if you have an apartment at this point. I'm

12:30

gonna see how much it Yep. Well, well, the higher

12:32

end ones, it can be very expensive. Right? I'm

12:34

wrong. Okay. I'm fucking wrong. But higher ones

12:36

can be expensive, but still, it doesn't

12:38

matter. Fucking just sitting in a bar.

12:40

Well, either way. Dance. Dance

12:43

and sing karaoke. Not be

12:45

with people. Not really crime related just to crime and

12:47

guest community. And then just lastly, in

12:49

a scary story from New York,

12:51

planes almost collided when one plane was taken off

12:53

and another plane was I don't wanna hear about it.

12:55

There you Thank you. You don't wanna hear about that? I

12:57

really that's kind of one of those things I just delete. You don't like to

12:59

hear about that? I just tried to You don't like to do

13:01

yesterday? What? A YouTube's safest seats

13:03

on a plane because these people crashed

13:05

planes. I'm hurt. They say first class dies

13:07

first. True. They are they are always that is

13:09

technically the most dangerous seat. I

13:11

forget the seat they said, which probably should have

13:13

remembered. But it's somewhere in the middle and it's like

13:15

maybe the exit. Well, I'll say the exit row. Well,

13:17

what do you Fernando, what do you think? It's a row. It's a

13:19

row. Because again, you decide

13:22

who lives or dies. And you guess what? Every single

13:24

time, and I'm gonna tell you this right now, and maybe you'll

13:26

get me in trouble. But I don't care because I'm feeling a little bit

13:28

out of pocket today. Because guess what? They ask

13:30

me to save everybody on that plane. I say yes,

13:32

it's a fucking lie.

13:34

Well, I'm gonna need

13:35

you to prove me why you

13:37

can why you should go

13:39

on. I never fully understood

13:41

how that much risk responsibility

13:43

is given to any passenger. Because most of the time

13:45

people are sitting in the exit row because they're let's

13:47

just say they need the room.

13:49

They're tall. And -- Yeah. -- or they or

13:51

just they're just, you know, the the struggle.

13:53

The one thing about the exit row seating,

13:56

obviously, yes, you are a hero. They still serve

13:58

you a copious amount of boost. Think you get

14:00

just as drunk because you deserve it. Because, of

14:02

course, again, you're the last line of defense between

14:04

the planes, the people on the

14:06

plane, and

14:06

death. But the nice thing is They do scream

14:09

directions at you and they say, verbally say

14:11

yes. And then you have

14:11

to say yes. Yes.

14:12

I understand. Yes.

14:15

And that makes you a hero. But I immediately forget.

14:17

Mhmm. I wanna actually talk about then we'll talk about

14:19

this. This was a very interesting kind of

14:21

mysterious story involving planes Now

14:24

a plume like cloud.

14:26

It shot out of the ocean

14:28

in front of a Hawaiian Airlines

14:30

flight. And they don't know what's happening.

14:32

This is weird. This is fucking weird. There's on

14:34

December eighteenth, it was a flight from Phoenix to

14:36

Honolulu, which is just like What about an

14:38

upgrade? I honestly seriously.

14:40

Seriously. And so you get on that plane and it

14:42

was a great thing. You know, I mean, you we we

14:44

complain. Right? I mean, I try not to. I really

14:46

try to become a blessing. Complaints.

14:48

I never heard him complaining once. You I'm

14:50

not a complainer.

14:52

No. You tell me I am not a

14:54

complainer. I am not a complainer. I am not

14:56

a complainer. You know,

14:59

Henry is fucking lying. I am not

15:01

a complainer. I I've gone

15:03

through hell. And I'm not fucking saying

15:05

anything. What I am saying

15:07

is this. You just complain about the ping pong

15:09

bar. I thought it's like fifteen minutes. That's

15:11

not a complaint. That is a proper

15:13

that's gonna be great. It's it's I don't even

15:15

like Carolinas. I was never passed there. It was

15:17

just it's a ping pong bar that replaced an

15:19

institution that had just in

15:21

that history. It's just bizarre. No.

15:23

It's just bizarre. No. It's dumb. Anyway, I'm

15:25

just saying from going from Phoenix

15:27

to Honolulu. That's very

15:29

nice. It is very nice. So it's like we live

15:31

in a time now where you can do

15:33

that. Yeah. How grateful should we be? Yeah. You're

15:35

talking about this. It's nineteen thirty five. No. We cannot

15:37

fly from Phoenix to Honolulu in nineteen thirty five. I'm

15:39

just saying When did Elvis go? When

15:41

did Elvis go? Elvis I don't

15:43

think it was a religious. That was a sixties.

15:46

Boutes back when planes were actually nice.

15:47

That's when the plane was

15:50

like, you gotta go and you smoke a lot of

15:52

people. They all secrets to the kids.

15:54

Yeah. You plug the pilot's drinking.

15:56

That was when men were free and

15:58

women weren't as free. No.

16:00

At the same time, do we all

16:02

have fun? Sure. Sure. Yay

16:04

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were number five on iTunes. I

16:15

pull vaulted one time. That's

16:17

true. I don't care what anybody

16:19

says. Don't you ask Ben Kissell? So maybe

16:21

you're asking me, hey, Henry, if you've given

16:23

therapy a try, why I'm a winner?

16:25

But that is incorrect. Even

16:27

winners get therapy. Better help.

16:29

It's a great option, especially if you're in that winter

16:32

circle. And see, yeah, I've been in lots of different

16:34

types of therapy. I've been in WIP therapy. I've

16:36

been in jump therapy. I went

16:38

and I did I had a whole thing where I was

16:40

in super hot water. Well, it started

16:42

cold but slowly getting hot. It's cold,

16:44

frog, and a soup pot therapy was

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details. Alright. So this is a story about

17:39

our plans. And so this guy, this

17:41

separating team, they said that so they're on this

17:43

fight, and everything was fine, whatever.

17:45

And then they said passengers Like,

17:47

one of these managers saw it was about forty minutes before

17:50

landing. They looked out and they saw the

17:52

only way they could describe it was a

17:54

vertical tube like cloud.

17:56

Jeez. It came out of the ocean. And

17:58

the pilots said they didn't know what the hell would happen.

18:00

They saw this thing go through. And so they

18:02

just it was too late for them to

18:04

divert around it because as we know,

18:06

like, there if you're coming in on the landing, then you go back into

18:08

the pile's hands. But I do believe and I've

18:10

said this misinformation before. But, you know, I

18:12

don't know how difficult it is

18:14

to, like, off road once it's on. It's,

18:16

like, autopilot. Like, how do you then make a

18:18

quick swerve or whatever? I think that they just have

18:20

to hit a button. They didn't buy I am. But they eat.

18:22

Also, you wanna be careful because remember that one Buffalo plane when the

18:25

wings froze and then their plane crashed into a

18:27

house. Yeah. It's very scary. I hate all of

18:29

these stories. But they said it

18:31

hit this column of cloud,

18:33

and then the the

18:36

turbulence that happened was so

18:38

bad. It hurt twenty five people inside of the plane.

18:40

They got stitches. They were

18:42

really, really fucked up. Really? Six people

18:44

out of the hospital. It was clear

18:46

that they land in Honolulu. They did

18:49

because they did end up making it all the way to

18:51

Honolulu. They were forty minutes outside of it. They

18:53

were all I see. Pacific Ocean. They

18:55

were really At least they landed, they got a

18:57

loot. Yes, they did. But they got

18:59

fucked up inside of it. But it's really

19:01

weird because they don't know where it came from. They said it was

19:03

some kind of we another sort

19:05

of, like, they they said it the term? And it was

19:07

really, oh, man, an an anammoni, severely

19:10

convectively induced turbulence. I think

19:12

that term every day. Every

19:14

day, I think, severely conductively induced turbulence.

19:16

Well, now I would say, once Natalie, once I get her

19:18

down in her laundry. Right? Natalie, I've gone to bed. And the first

19:20

thing I do is prepare for

19:22

some severely, consecutively induced turbulence.

19:24

And we'll I'm gonna, like, shake the mattress. Yes. Because

19:26

people had a horrible time. Shake the mattress. It falls

19:28

off the the edge. Absolutely. Well, that's great. I

19:31

am not a some

19:33

people, they pretend like they're not

19:35

scared. You're allowed to be scared in a plane

19:37

plane turbulence. No. You should be able. I grip up.

19:39

I try to try to fall asleep. They try to fall

19:41

asleep. It's hard. I'm trying I

19:43

grip the chair, I drink a booze. That's how I

19:45

do it. But, unfortunately, you know, a lot of people have

19:47

that available to them, but booze

19:49

helps. And, you know, what helps practical

19:52

jokers? Really does help kinda wonder They're they're

19:54

gonna act like they're they're impractical joke.

19:56

They're impractical. It's your favorite show, and

19:58

you know you completely

20:00

got the name wrong. It's literally my favorite

20:02

show. It's the only comedy I do is

20:04

practical jokes. It would just be

20:06

really practical. Yeah. Because

20:08

then it will be weird. Yeah. Yeah. Practical jokes

20:10

means they show up in there like helping you with their taxes and

20:12

stuff. But there's another there's

20:14

another purple cloud story that

20:16

happened not too long ago, like, only, like, the

20:18

beginning of at the very end of last

20:20

year, it was in Chile. This,

20:22

like, purple cloud like,

20:24

look at this shit. Just like this beautiful

20:26

It is it's kinda cool looking, but it just showed

20:28

up and they don't know what the fuck it was. There was another

20:31

one. They said that they think that it was they said it would

20:33

they That was due to a failure of a

20:35

motor and an impeller pump in

20:37

a

20:37

mine. Mhmm. All that. With just

20:39

one of them, I don't know. Okay. But

20:42

it's weird. Did you hear this story? So

20:44

January sixteenth two thousand twenty

20:46

three, history was

20:48

made. Scientists were able to redirect

20:50

lightning strikes using a weather control and

20:52

super laser to do to wear. This

20:54

is complete true in Paris, France,

20:57

Scientists in France have created a way to divert lightning

21:00

strikes using a weather control and super laser. And

21:02

what are we trying to do? What are we trying to

21:02

do? We're not in danger of lightning. Right?

21:06

I mean, I don't know if you can do it

21:08

with lightning. Maybe you could help the folks in Kansas

21:10

who live in tornado alley. So

21:12

it was with the Polytechnic

21:14

Institute of Paris They guided the strikes

21:17

from thunder clouds to places where they

21:19

didn't cause damage. The team

21:21

says the new technique could save power

21:23

stations, airports, launch pets, and

21:25

other

21:25

buildings. So can actually keep you from

21:27

getting to your flights delayed and shit, I bet. I bet

21:29

you that could suck the lightning out or something like

21:31

that. That's cool. It's very interesting. This is the

21:33

kind of shit I was hoping we would get to in

21:35

twenty twenty three. This is the type of like, why don't

21:37

we have? Fernando, don't we have

21:39

massive weather manipulation? Well, we haven't. Nine stories LP0TL

21:42

at gmail dot com. There's one thing in LA. Why can't

21:44

like What we did see? We also saw

21:46

that they they were redirecting ash

21:49

the asteroids and things like that as well. Oh, You bumped off the asteroid.

21:51

They bumped the asteroid off trajectory. We know

21:53

that we can do that. It only cost a billion dollars. I

21:55

mean, we did it. But my question is

21:57

why can't we get why can't

21:59

we get consistent rain in LA with fake clouds?

22:02

I am so sick of the rain right now, bro. Oh,

22:04

right now, it's I'm glad we needed

22:06

it. It's a meme now. Go back to

22:08

the trail. I want the trail. No. It's coming back. It's already

22:10

over. But the the rain's over. But the thing is

22:12

why can't we get more consistent rain using science

22:14

clubs? But did science make it ring?

22:16

Maybe in the future. Well, we'll I'm gonna I actually have

22:18

a story here as well talking about American

22:20

Water. But anyway, the them

22:22

creates a virtual lightning rod, metal conductors that

22:25

intercept flashes. Whoa. And then

22:27

they guide it, like, a little guy, they say, come

22:29

over here. I mean, cool. And

22:31

then the lightning goes and, you know, blows I

22:33

mean, they could, to be honest with you at some point, use

22:35

this as a weapon. Hit the White

22:36

House. Which is good. That's fantastic. Yeah.

22:38

That's a great idea. Which, of course, what will

22:40

happen with everything. Dude, just hate it. That's

22:42

a fucking oh, man. That's a

22:44

good fucking action movie villain dude.

22:46

And the idea of his whole thing

22:48

They call me the weather day. And

22:50

his old thing is that he just sees a lot, mute

22:52

and go can stop me. I will bring the UN

22:55

down with my pounds of lightning. And then you

22:57

have a guy who's like, all static electricity. He's

22:59

somebody who can suck up the electricity himself.

23:01

What's the opposite of lightning? Rubber.

23:04

Misterrubber. And rubber

23:06

man gets in there, man. I

23:08

don't need to do

23:10

real video. I guess rubber man versus lightning did would

23:12

work. That's cool. I guess if I

23:14

didn't catch your show right then. According

23:16

to doctor Aurelian Horn,

23:19

says the findings extend the

23:21

current understanding of laser physics

23:23

in the atmosphere and may aid in the

23:25

development of novel lightning

23:27

protection strategy. Really interesting. I didn't

23:29

know that we were in so like, truly I

23:31

truly did not know that we were so in danger

23:33

of lightning. But as a whole,

23:35

Yeah. It's totally

23:36

dangerous. We're fixing the the ozone holes

23:39

regape, ingaping. We

23:41

do that one. I

23:43

don't know. Remember that we fixed. That was the biggest I

23:44

think you did just stop talking about it. I'm

23:47

gonna say this. If you are over

23:49

the age of, let's say, thirty five,

23:51

The only thing that you were ever told as a child, was that

23:53

that ozone hole? There was an ozone hole. There was a hole.

23:55

It was a layer. Yeah. And it was gonna fucking

23:58

kill all. Think we just stopped talking about it.

24:00

No. We did. They're saying that it's healing

24:02

because we stopped using the proper

24:04

hairsprays, but it just shows can

24:06

do anything. Can't wait, girls. I think it might be

24:08

I think that might be made up. But anyway, according

24:10

to doctor Horst, they said only said

24:12

correct things on the show ever.

24:15

blame the murder of four people on a

24:17

encrypted. I read it on the

24:19

Internet. On Reddit. So I know for

24:21

a fact that it It's real. I heard the

24:23

booms. You heard the booms. I just saw the

24:25

smudges on that street video. We know for the

24:27

fact that those are cryptids and that

24:29

they are hungry for

24:31

human flesh. Yes. And even though they've never

24:33

killed anyone ever before, they

24:35

did it night out. Anyway, according to this

24:37

duty says the findings may pave a new

24:40

way for better lightning protection methods,

24:42

for critical infrastructure such

24:43

as, again, power So you know, your support and

24:45

launch power. But

24:45

again, they will just no. I think they will

24:48

end up they'll end up making

24:50

a out of it. At some point, but anyway, I

24:51

thought that was kinda cool. Fingers crossed. No.

24:53

Here's another story. This woman,

24:56

I again, you

24:58

in love. I know. Are you in

25:00

love? Unfortunately, no.

25:02

I so we're

25:05

spinners and weavers of tales.

25:07

Sure. Right? Look at this. I don't view us

25:09

into our very, like, essential

25:11

nature as as people, as

25:13

artists, as that or

25:15

storytellers. Right? Like, that's why

25:17

I view anything under I I say

25:19

when illegally. Like, this is how the government does

25:21

it say. Legally, anything that comes out of my mouth It's story.

25:23

It's satire. It's satire. It's allegory.

25:25

It's too deep for them to understand. It's

25:27

never what it is on face value, wink wink

25:29

wink. Mhmm. Never Right? I can't wait

25:31

for George Santos to use that as his as his

25:33

excuse for lying about how he became

25:35

a member of the House of Representatives. I want someone

25:38

to file to him in the face with a

25:40

boat horn. I think that that

25:42

man needs there's very few people that

25:44

really need to hit with the Fed. You need to

25:46

walk around on the ground by a bunch of, like,

25:48

big adults. Need to, like, do what happened

25:50

to me when I was in that day camp where they all stripped

25:52

my clothes off me and laughed at my penis. I feel like

25:54

that could help. That could help. Some guys need

25:56

that. I honestly think that in a way, Like, now

25:58

it's, like, it was, like, trauma, like, would that

26:00

happen to me? Yeah. And also, at the same time, I think it

26:02

also made me stronger in a way. Yeah.

26:04

Now, this is the story of a woman that this

26:06

didn't happen to. this is, again, this is another storyteller.

26:09

So maybe this file's under

26:11

stories that she has told that some people got mad

26:13

about, but THIS IS HOW SHE'S TELLING HER

26:15

STORY. NOW THE WRITOR IS

26:17

SUSAN MICHAN. NOW

26:19

SHE DIED BY SUICIDE

26:21

IN SEPTEMBER OF twenty twenty.

26:24

Returns out not

26:27

not December of twenty twenty.

26:29

Oh, yes. Now So this is a bit she's

26:31

been holding under this con for a while. Oh, yeah. So

26:33

she went and she basically said,

26:35

out of nowhere, this was, like,

26:37

a couple weeks ago, a message on

26:40

her Facebook fan group came

26:40

out. That said, I debated

26:43

on how to do this a million times.

26:46

And I'm still just not sure if it's

26:48

right or not She won't

26:50

participate. There's gonna be tons of

26:52

questions and a lot of people leaving the group,

26:54

I guess. But my family did what

26:56

they thought was best for me, and

26:58

I can't fault them for that.

26:59

Let the fun begin. She doesn't see me

27:02

because she's a real She is

27:04

a schistur and a a

27:06

mean person. So she When we say

27:08

author, like, is she self published do

27:10

you want to read these books? She had

27:12

a fan base. Right? There was enough of it. So

27:14

she said according to though, the way the

27:16

story rolls out, is that according On

27:18

September twenty twenty, the only picture they found

27:20

to put on top of this story was

27:23

her slightly been strangled by a

27:24

snake. Yep. I believe that is her Facebook picture.

27:27

It is not flattering

27:29

-- Yeah. -- to see the least. It's

27:31

both it is not a flattering

27:34

picture. Alright. I'm right now. They are this

27:36

story is open. September twenty twenty, when

27:38

her quote unquote daughter posted

27:40

on a Facebook fan group for her mother's

27:42

writing called The Ward. That

27:44

mentioning that died by suicide. Alright? And they said

27:46

that the but the main thing is that

27:48

not only that she died by suicide, that it

27:50

was because of Internet bullying. Right?

27:52

The Internet bullying made her kill herself. Now

27:54

this is, like I mean, honestly, Internet bullying

27:57

is what it's it can't make you so she

27:59

took that very serious

28:01

horrible thing that happens. And then she

28:03

was like, let me flip this, reverse it, and I'm

28:05

gonna get everyone to be like, we really miss

28:08

her so bad. And then what did she think was gonna happen? Because this the

28:10

problem too is that not only does it make the yes.

28:12

The audience feels more unquote sympathetic

28:14

for the person that was bullied and then

28:16

committed suicide, but the is is that

28:18

it's also the her friends, fellow

28:21

authors, then kind of cannibalized

28:23

each other to be like who was

28:25

bullying this person. And

28:27

so the whole community, so they're kind of bullying each

28:29

other. They're about critics. Bullying cars.

28:31

So everyone because no one was. No one was

28:33

bullying this woman. But all of these

28:35

people that began to accuse each other of

28:37

bullying this woman to death in

28:39

a public forum. Right? Right.

28:42

Good. And so Great. Perfect.

28:45

Perfect way. Handling. Another

28:47

author basically came out and said, now when it came

28:49

out, the one of her own had taken her life

28:51

that was destructive enough and we were grieving

28:53

for that alone. Alright. And then all the finger pointing started, and

28:55

it drove a huge wedge in the community, and

28:58

then lasted for months. Now, the

29:00

thing was that Hold on a

29:01

second. Author's By

29:05

nature, you gotta sell the books? They do

29:07

not have community. Because

29:09

authors introverted, they

29:11

Could you be surprised? I don't believe

29:13

that authors authors cannot no.

29:16

Much like professional bowlers. You

29:18

do not have a community. Well, you're a

29:20

bowler. You're a lone wolf. You got ten

29:22

patients to take down every single time

29:24

with that

29:24

ball. You don't have a bowling

29:26

community when playing competitive

29:28

play. I feel that is epic don't

29:30

think writing is competitive. I think that

29:32

you write about bowlers. I don't think

29:34

it is competitive with writers. I think that there's room

29:36

for every one of the ten year. I mean, books for the year. I

29:39

mean, you read a I read many books. Yes.

29:41

But how many don't you? Because you're reading

29:43

the current book that you're reading? What?

29:45

Competition. That's

29:47

interesting. That's a really interesting concept. If you're

29:49

reading a book, you're not reading somebody else's,

29:52

again, he was the fucking g shout

29:54

on his buddy's couch. I did not. Do you remember when he

29:56

shouted his couch? I didn't. I didn't.

29:58

I never did it. It was never happening.

30:00

Exonerated. But again, why so many

30:02

accusations of shit? Why?

30:05

What's the bottom of it? Let's

30:08

move on. There's no real I saw the daughter

30:10

so the daughter came on again as this image.

30:12

So They don't She have a daughter.

30:15

I believe she does have a daughter. Okay.

30:17

But she is but she is still

30:19

performing as your daughter. So she first said this thing about

30:21

how, like, to celebrate my

30:23

mother's life. I need you all to

30:25

buy her new book called

30:27

using him. It was his her new book called Love

30:29

to Last a Lifetime. Right? Okay. How do I see you

30:31

have a new book? How does she have a new book? Because you said that

30:33

it was not finished before she committed

30:36

suicide, but then they all completed And the

30:38

doctors

30:38

went in and said

30:39

that and Yes. But it's all fake.

30:42

The woman just wrote the book. Right?

30:44

And so they that's the first thing. So I

30:46

was like, oh, we gotta buy this book,

30:48

blah blah. She then put out this statement. Again, this is

30:50

from the fake daughter's perspective --

30:52

Uh-huh. -- unless something changes.

30:54

In the next twenty one

30:56

days, all of mom's books

30:58

will be unpublished. Her paperbacks will

31:00

be going on sale, then unpublished.

31:02

The only way that you'll be able

31:04

to get the book that you will be through audio.

31:06

Her sales and page reads have

31:08

been zero for a few months out and it is

31:10

a waste of my time. To

31:13

work them every morning after work with

31:15

their movement. Hell, we hired a PA to

31:17

help and it's not helped any so far.

31:19

So if you want any of

31:21

her work, Then now is the time to pick them

31:23

up? Also, this account will be dark except for

31:25

audio providing. Yeah. Maybe maybe she needs

31:27

to be just kind of writing better books or something.

31:29

But anyway, I did just search This

31:31

is according to get legal dot com. Oh.

31:33

No. It's not a porn site. Is

31:35

it illegal to fake your own death?

31:38

They say are no

31:40

state or federal laws that make it a

31:42

crime to fabricate your own

31:44

demise even though technically

31:46

speaking of SINA, and fraudsters,

31:48

this would be an act of fraud. Would

31:50

it not? Yeah. I feel that it falls

31:52

into the gray area of your

31:55

piece of shit. Right?

31:57

And is it necessarily

31:59

always illegal to be a piece of shit?

32:01

I don't know. Well, this is what they say if you do

32:03

try to establish credit under a new identity, that is true. Well,

32:05

yes, of course. That makes sense. Because again,

32:08

you're taking what, money from the government, and they

32:10

always make sure to punish you

32:12

if you possibly try to fool the government. There you

32:14

go. Because that's the only thing they care about. Right? Is

32:16

is their money? They don't really care about your

32:19

life. Or you're the way you live your life or even the crimes that you do as

32:21

long as you're not taking money from them. I don't think that

32:23

this woman's gonna see an uptick in book sales. Oh,

32:25

no. I think people are probably extremely up

32:28

to be manipulating them that way. Well, because what

32:30

she said was that she said now, the

32:33

excuses, as she said that she was put

32:35

into a mental asylum

32:37

and to September of twenty twenty, and that her

32:39

family did all of this without

32:41

her knowledge, which I also So

32:43

the fuck would ever do that. I

32:45

do not believe this. I do not believe that

32:47

that is true. I think that that is fake. And

32:49

that she said now, she's like, I simply want

32:51

my life back. My family was in a bad

32:53

place into what they thought was best for me. And this is like that

32:55

is I just think that that is that is not true.

32:57

I don't think that she did that. I don't know whether

32:59

or not I don't know let me look this up. If

33:02

even Susan because she is a fucking

33:04

god this woman. She's a real she's a real

33:06

pip. Yeah. She sounds like a bit of

33:08

a a serial liar there, which could

33:10

also wait for a great author. I mean, you

33:12

can get on Oprah. You can be like that

33:14

to fry character, a thousand million

33:16

little pieces or whatever the hell. That was called

33:18

that was all a lie. Again,

33:22

I don't know whether or not that is true.

33:24

I it is it's

33:26

very very interesting that she came out. It

33:28

sounds like what happened, which happened to a lot of us is

33:30

when she got extremely overwhelmed during

33:33

quarantine, instead of dealing with

33:35

this. Is this in a way? Published author.

33:37

Yeah. But I think that she'd instead of dealing with it in

33:39

any shape or form, you know,

33:41

like she decided to do this

33:43

sort of attention seeking act that allowed

33:45

her to kind of step away from herself,

33:47

but then get to cold your

33:49

own funeral. So you also get to see everybody

33:51

have a few of these nice things about but

33:53

I'm George talking about on the Internet. Like, you get

33:55

to say that make this post about this person,

33:58

like, passing, and then you get to see all of

34:00

these people say, you're finding

34:02

out how you love her. I love her. And then

34:04

it turns into to the

34:06

but the bullying accusation also then destroys the entire

34:08

community from the inside out as

34:10

well. And so it's just

34:12

gets us all together very disruptive, very destructive, and

34:14

someone who is cheesy very

34:17

well. No. And again, I'm

34:19

just not sure if this gonna

34:21

help the career overall. And don't commit

34:24

suicide. Don't fake your own suicide because

34:26

at the end of the day,

34:28

it just seems like people are going to use it for their own motivations anyway.

34:30

Well, because the war the the Facebook group that

34:32

she had set up, it was four, a bunch of

34:34

people that

34:36

were self published ebooks and writers and print on demand

34:38

writers for romance. So she created sort

34:40

of the sheet cultivated like

34:42

a group she was told to be

34:44

anything. And then decided she didn't wanna do that

34:46

anymore, and then she fake killed herself.

34:48

And then she had her fake daughter come in there

34:50

and didn't do a bunch of this. Many books about

34:52

how

34:52

nine eleven was an inside job can people

34:54

handle?

34:54

I don't know. I mean, hey,

34:57

you gotta be you you would be surprised

34:59

nine eleven, romance category is just

35:01

getting thicker and thicker and thicker and I believe Wait

35:03

till that January sixth, the Radhika

35:06

starts coming up because you know it's out

35:08

there. Right? It's like just two guys. It's been like, I weren't looking

35:10

for cubed, but all I found was Dave.

35:12

Oh. And then it's like they went out there and they just

35:14

fucking that might

35:16

be nice. Probably one of the nicest thing he came out of is how many guys got to shocked

35:18

accidentally by other weird lonely

35:20

dads. Well, January sixth, that

35:22

is a good point. There was that

35:25

looking for community aspect wasn't

35:27

-- Wasn't there? -- to the ass,

35:29

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TODAY. WELL, SPEAKING OF

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HOW THE FUTURE IS INTERESTING AND MAYBE

36:36

NOT AS GOOD AS SOME THINGS OF

36:38

THE PAST, Did you know if

36:40

you if you eat one fresh water fish

36:42

in America from a river

36:44

or a lake, that's equivalent to

36:46

drinking talks sick water for an entire month because they're full of

36:48

forever chemicals. It sounds like clickbait,

36:50

kinda scary clickbait. No. This also comes from

36:52

France. I don't know why I have so many stories from France

36:54

today. I

36:56

I don't know if I I don't know France knows. I think France knows.

36:58

Just saying mean things about America because they're not

37:00

too sure if you're right to lighten it. No.

37:03

On offense. They're

37:03

guilty for what they didn't do when they win the

37:06

war on terror.

37:07

They should've tried harder. They get it.

37:09

Because people didn't afraid. They were Because those

37:11

people, the white airline, either the end of the war in terror,

37:13

they'd get rid of fear altogether, but they didn't do. Oh.

37:15

It's not terror as a concept. It's

37:17

terror as like an idea that it's a group. To be

37:20

there'd be a

37:22

war against all frightening things, which is the first thing because of these

37:24

cryptids are coming from underground. We're killing

37:26

our covenants. And now what I think we need

37:28

to do is we need to go

37:30

down and fucking preemptive strike and blow up inside the

37:31

earth. So according to

37:34

David Andrews He's

37:34

fucking Christ. He was fucking crazy. He's

37:37

just a prank chair. These

37:40

are fucking friends here, you're stopping. He's a senior scientist at the

37:42

nonprofit environmental working group. They did

37:44

research and they found that if you

37:47

catch and eat wild fish, They

37:49

say you can't do it. He says I can no longer look

37:51

at a fish without thinking about the

37:54

PFAs. I don't know contamination.

37:56

But just guys send out a crime against humanity. We don't

37:58

know if any of this is real. This

38:00

is real pollution of our rivers and

38:01

land. What's the name of

38:04

the website? France twenty four

38:06

dot com. I think I I don't I

38:08

don't know if

38:08

it's real. I don't know if it's real. If you

38:10

want to look different, I'm not afraid of

38:12

the fish. I don't know what's going on. Afraid

38:15

of fish. No. This is if you catch them wild

38:17

from lakes and rivers. The fish the fish that we get

38:19

is raised. We feel like I already

38:21

know that we're gonna get.

38:23

So just were you saying that? So in the

38:25

emails, being like, hey, first, period

38:27

of drink. Well, I'll do it. You can tell

38:29

me my mother, doctor Gergalyn,

38:32

mommy and She didn't kick any trout. I mean, like, you you know what I mean

38:34

we're gonna get? Gummies. You know what you

38:36

gotta do?

38:38

Delete. Isn't that the great

38:40

thing

38:40

about getting an email? Oh, look

38:42

at that one deletes. How many

38:44

times I do that? Yeah. You just got a

38:46

nicks in it. Delete. Also,

38:49

just in a little story

38:50

here, there was a gal and and

38:53

she had only fans. Right? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

38:55

Yeah. This is he this is

38:57

news. She was embarrassed because she kept on

38:59

wetting herself for years. Right? She had a thing. She

39:01

had some kind of condition, apparently. She did this

39:03

thing. I forgot what it's called. Something

39:05

about Piss crazy. It's about I think yeah. I think it's called

39:07

piss craziness. Yeah. And it's really fun. And so she's

39:09

a twenty nine year old and she lives in

39:11

Pamborn. It's chronic kidney

39:14

disease. Oh, And so she was always sweating herself in

39:16

class and stuff. And she's like, god dang

39:18

a man. This is real bad.

39:20

Turns out, sell the

39:22

panties on only fans. Boom.

39:24

Flip it. Reversed. That is

39:26

the true way to

39:28

do this. Rise is her real name. It is a name that has made only

39:30

fans Candy Dixon. Because

39:32

honestly, how many times do

39:36

you in your pants when you're taking a nap. Every single day, you should have seen me yesterday when I

39:38

was coming back from Los Angeles, hit a stop on the side

39:40

of the highway three times because in order to make it here,

39:42

I had to have five Red Bulls. No. I

39:45

totally understand. But so this woman, she sells her diapers. Right? She peeped those diapers

39:48

and just a menace. No. They are nappies.

39:50

She's wearing adult nappies. These are

39:52

the diapers. Is we're in Florida. Are

39:54

those diapers? Those are diapers in

39:56

UK. That's what they call in the UK. Right?

39:58

Nappies? Yeah. And you see this. Right? See, these

40:00

CDs are the classy ones. She's showing the ones because

40:02

these are the nice ones because these are the ones that you can wear

40:04

or not be as embarrassed. These are you know when you go into,

40:06

like, the pharmacy and you see the adult diaper

40:08

section and they always put some

40:10

hot mess. Like, in the adult diapers, like, in their fans, like, it's never that

40:12

guy. Unless he lost a stick in the war. You know

40:14

what I mean? Like, this is a guy like, this is I

40:16

thought they were just bad. It's because she's holding

40:18

him there. That's that's

40:20

called good advertising. They treat them much with

40:22

much more respect then because, yeah, in America,

40:24

there's like megamook horrible. So it's

40:26

nice that she shows them dry.

40:28

And then she shows them wet. I didn't that's a lot of

40:31

piss.

40:31

But you know what? Speak to your money's worth because I

40:33

think it's a thing. It seems like she seems to really be

40:35

sort of like the Costco

40:38

of piss filled panning. Absolutely. So she flipped

40:40

it. She reversed it. She's having a great time now.

40:42

She's living a great life. It's fucking awesome. This

40:44

is, like, literally, you did the most this

40:46

is to

40:48

me Yes, quote unquote, is dirty, but it's truly innocent because you were trying to

40:50

deal with this issue that you have. People wanna

40:52

smell and drink your piss, and you're

40:56

just a person that provides the pee pee. And then you and that's all it's just

40:58

pee pee. All pee pee is yellow water. There

41:00

you go. It depends on how

41:04

on how hydrated you are. She said she's my I hope that she's

41:06

dry. She said I thought my whole life, I would

41:08

be living in a bubble where I would

41:10

have to wear a nappy when

41:12

I go out and be ashamed, she says I was bullied about it my wet knickers.

41:15

Oh. Or now the reason for me and

41:17

my family and children to be independent

41:19

and have financial stability. Think about I

41:21

also wanna think men. I wanna

41:24

thank because dirty ass

41:26

horny men. There you go. Because if

41:28

it wasn't for those fucking, bottom of the barrel,

41:30

panties stuffing into their mouth, fucking

41:32

gremlins online. This woman wouldn't have a

41:34

whole life. So maybe think about that next time

41:36

you get. All like

41:38

all these men are disgusting.

41:40

Sometimes it provides an ample

41:42

flow of income. For some

41:44

people, I think it's

41:46

really nice. I think it's really nice as well. And obviously, it doesn't hurt she's quite

41:48

a beautiful gal. She's absolutely

41:50

gorgeous. Of a kidney problem. No. And it it is

41:52

really nice. I actually

41:54

kinda weirdly like that idea. That you because

41:56

you really are. You're embarrassed because you pee pee all the time, but then you just turn it into a fucking

41:58

function. Don't you just panties?

42:01

Those are are the new panties because now they have the

42:04

period panties too that look like panties and you can just

42:06

straight up, flow right up in there. I like it.

42:08

And you can flow in there

42:10

for like like, gallons and gallons. I asked that how much it

42:12

comes out sometimes. That's She's like it's like

42:14

it's less than I thought, thin.

42:17

Ten. But it's still more than I thought too. I like

42:19

the exclamation point. Panties.

42:22

Alright. Let's do hero

42:23

up, though, waiting here

42:25

on the way. I guess it's

42:28

just gonna be old people. So more

42:30

people over the age of sixty five have

42:32

turned again a best of fight

42:34

their arthritis in the right

42:35

place. Give me idea. Of course, they did bro. This is very

42:37

good. No. I love this because I think it's it

42:40

changed my mom's life. She loves

42:42

her edibles. In California

42:44

alone, people sixty five and older,

42:46

the amount of folks using marijuana

42:49

has jumped eighteen since two thousand and

42:52

five. Yeah. Of course. It became illegal,

42:54

but then heavily

42:56

advertised. Fantastic.

42:57

So also emergency room visits by seniors getting

42:59

high did jump eighteen hundred

43:02

percent.

43:02

That is because they

43:04

were taking my money. Yeah.

43:07

Too much all at once. They were taking

43:09

too much. So anyway, a guy

43:11

named Benjamin Han. He is the author of

43:13

the report of geriatricians

43:16

Anyway, these old motherfuckers get in stone. Right? He said

43:18

many older pot users quote, assume

43:20

they aren't gonna have adverse side effects

43:23

from the drug but they they do take too much and they do go to

43:25

the hospital. Yeah. I mean, that's they are doing a little bit wrong.

43:27

Yeah. Yeah. Sure. But anyway, I am proud of

43:30

them, though.

43:32

And I think that that's great that they're getting nice and stoned

43:34

and making, you know, their families love

43:36

them more and just making the holidays

43:39

a little bit better. So

43:42

anyway, there you go. You're you're just

43:44

being old. I actually and then and weirdly,

43:46

in a way, I feel like the hero there

43:48

is weed. Yeah. It kind of is weird. I wasn't over some other

43:50

heroes, but I really wasn't doing that

43:52

well with with heroes. There wasn't a lot of you

43:54

know, we need

43:56

a hero and there's just wasn't a lot of people being heroes. They're really being a lot

43:58

out there, man. That's why you gotta be your own

44:00

goddamn hero. You gotta make sure because no one's out there

44:02

looking out for you. You gotta look out for your

44:04

goddamn self.

44:06

Yeah. And and accept for incredible

44:08

listeners who always look it up for us

44:10

because I got this some wonderful emails

44:13

I'm into right now -- No. -- I've been

44:16

an avid listener for the last five

44:18

years. And I figured out there was I there

44:20

was a finally something I could

44:22

respond to. So first

44:24

of all, it was one of my favorite letters I ever

44:26

got. I was

44:28

formally a Catholic priest for five years.

44:30

Who's been listening for five years. We fucking broke, that nothing fulfills

44:32

me more than the fact that

44:34

we the priest got broken. Well,

44:37

don't got broken. Perhaps he got healed. It's called god.

44:40

You did. Because god

44:42

didn't show up to the meeting. Right?

44:44

Oh. So he said

44:46

that he saw himself out on a steady diet of history,

44:48

existentialism, and last podcast left. Congrats.

44:50

Thank you. You got out. Good work. You got an x men. We

44:52

got any

44:54

more. Now, much like Henry, I'm the spawn of East Coast Polish

44:56

Roman Catholics. Yes. And priesthood was

44:58

something of an expectation rather than

45:01

a personal choice. Yes. It was very much an open

45:03

thing. I do remember that was also kind of back in the day. If you were a

45:05

little weird socially wink wink wink, especially

45:08

at the time, a good way of avenue to do

45:10

that was to be

45:12

a priest. Because then it also elevated you in the town. And if a lot of times, you

45:14

had multiple kids, you'd be super excited if one

45:16

of them wanted to be a priest because that that was, like,

45:18

an important part of the, like, this

45:22

social struck Free wine. Free wine. Free free

45:24

cookies. He just, like, he'll knock a couple

45:26

hair maries off if you've been jerking off

45:28

into the fucking any into

45:30

the communal. Like when you're, you know,

45:32

when you're when there's a doctor in the family.

45:34

It's nice. Right? You got somebody you got a line of God.

45:36

Right? Sure.

45:38

You get to study in the Vatican for five years and also dive

45:40

deep into the corporate structure of one of the world's most established and profitable

45:43

cults. Very interesting. So to

45:45

report, I never observed anything

45:47

remotely supernatural even when tagging along with

45:49

an exorcist. But your content on cult

45:52

leaders is spot on with all the tactics

45:54

employed by more socially

45:56

acceptable cults like the Catholic church and its efforts to recruit and

45:58

retain believers. Mhmm. More directly to

46:00

your questions, which was, do

46:02

none shave. Yes.

46:04

I work in proximity to nuns more

46:06

than most people. Ben was right on the money

46:08

when you noted that there is a variety of

46:10

trim occurring in the nunnery. See

46:12

many of the older nun nowadays went through the sixties and the seventies

46:15

alongside with the women's lip movement. And

46:17

as much they shed their

46:20

habits died their hair and started shaving like an average woman. Many of

46:22

them have since moved out of comments and do social work.

46:24

They're often at odds with their church hierarchy

46:26

and push for things like women's ordination

46:30

and LGBTQ acceptance. Financially, they are independent from having

46:32

to fall in line with the male church hierarchy as many

46:34

of them being the last of their communities

46:38

are living off of the sale of their various condiments, hospitals,

46:40

orphanages, and properties. These older nuns

46:42

basically live like in cell lesbians who

46:44

do good deeds. We'll have fun

46:47

with it. But there are newer communities of nuns who

46:49

are much younger, which have sprung up

46:51

to fill the vacuum of celibate servitude

46:53

to the institution. These women dressed

46:56

in strict habits wear medieval

46:58

shit like hair shirts and

47:00

silly's and don't shave

47:02

anything. Oh. They have all that that separate they

47:04

have they all have that separate wives

47:06

thousand years stare. And and I I'm sure even putting on deodorant

47:09

would be considered an act of vanity.

47:11

Mhmm. Oddly enough inside these

47:14

churches, It is the opposite of the real world where the young

47:16

are progressive and the old are conservative.

47:18

The older folk in the church

47:22

leadership tend to be closeted hippies while the younger

47:24

recruits are some form of a lot of

47:26

times religious neo Nazi.

47:28

Oh, I think I think that's really

47:30

interesting because are we are seeing a

47:32

rise of sort of like ironic

47:34

Catholicism because I already just keeps

47:36

eating his snake. It just keeps eating its own tail

47:38

again and again. And you don't understand that we've like

47:40

beat these things. For a reason. Like, we're trying to move them for you

47:42

then need a constant stream of how to

47:44

be how do I still be contradictory

47:48

and make as many people upset as possible. So then like, what I did

47:51

with, like, you go Satanists, now everyone's going

47:53

Catholic, which is so dumb,

47:56

Although it's actually not true Satanism is on the rise and more kids

47:58

are anti organized religion than ever before,

48:00

but you're always winning. Outside or It's

48:02

it's that fringe thing of

48:03

making somebody upset. Right?

48:05

Yeah. But, oh, think they didn't want to get some questions about,

48:08

are you

48:09

dead? I've been a critical care nurse for decade,

48:12

and there's been no instance in which a patient's

48:14

heart rate stopping and hearing

48:16

a beep. Right? You

48:18

can turn part of the monitor on to beep

48:20

with every heartbeat, but never that long

48:21

beep. When the patient is

48:24

an assessor. Nailed

48:26

it. Wow. As

48:27

a stole. As a stole. Sounds like And

48:29

it's had a soup made with your butt. Yes,

48:32

it does. Now, also dead people can still have PEA,

48:34

pulseless electrical activity where the

48:36

heart has ceased to function. The patient

48:38

is dead, but the body

48:40

still sends pulses of energy that look like a

48:42

heartbeat on the monitor, but it's pulse.

48:44

Uh-huh. Super wild to think about where the

48:46

patient really

48:48

exists. IN THAT MOMENT WHERE THE FOUR WHO IS THAT PERSON? TO QUESTION

48:50

OF PEOPLE STOP BREATHING ARE THEY DEAD?

48:52

WE GO BY THE ELECTICAL ACTIVITY IN

48:56

THE HEART. When that stops, the patient is considered dead.

48:58

Patients can come back after that with CPR

49:00

meds and electricity, but the survival

49:02

rate afterward is ten percent for

49:04

those patients. As extremely

49:06

rare to see a patient make full

49:08

recovery even if if they are a if they

49:10

aren't a healthy young person. Okay. And

49:12

for patients who are brain dead, we consider

49:14

the patient clinically dead. When

49:16

intensive brain death testing is completed and there's

49:18

no brain function at all. The

49:20

patient is still breathing, has a beating

49:22

heart and can rarely

49:24

make noises. THERE'S A GREAT DOCK IN HB0. ABOUT A CENTRE FOR PEOPLE WHO

49:26

LIKE THIS IN JURCY. PATIENTS GLIP

49:28

FOR FOR YEARS. THE COMPLETE

49:30

IN TOTAL care until surrogate

49:32

decision makers agreed to remove interventions

49:34

that they were required to keep the body alive.

49:36

That's worse. They're allowed to vote.

49:38

Of course. Stuff. Right. Very interesting. And there's nothing but near death

49:40

experiences, which is, like, apparently,

49:42

there is it seems that there's some

49:44

evidence of near

49:46

death experiences people go past this brain activity beyond ten minutes,

49:48

but their bodies are still alive.

49:50

Right? I can't corroborate anything that's

49:52

specific, but

49:54

Bruce Grayson He's an examiner of near death experiences. He

49:56

said that he can now oh, he openly questions

49:58

the materialistic party line that we

50:00

are all being

50:02

pulled towards. You know how it is.

50:04

He is he allowed for consciousness in cases of the paradoxical case of dementia. Right?

50:06

It's idea that your brain slowly shuts

50:08

off, and they don't really know why

50:12

certain functions can zip you right back. Why their emotional

50:14

quotients can, like, bring like, let's

50:16

test the doctor who called into

50:19

I think that was hale yourself are serious. The serious

50:21

show on Tuesdays. And I asked if I'm

50:23

in a coma, can I request a blowjob

50:25

in my will and testament? He did

50:27

say that you could do stats also.

50:30

So if you are in a coma, you can be

50:32

like, nah. Someone

50:34

said, man. And if you come to, literally, multiple

50:36

ways, perhaps. There you go. So

50:38

you're very interesting. You

50:40

gotta

50:41

write it down. You gotta write

50:42

it down. You gotta write it down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because you're not gonna be able to say it

50:44

once you do it. This story. Basically, on the physics side,

50:47

there people just have to

50:49

advocate for

50:50

you. That's what they're saying. Because want there. you burned

50:52

every bridge. You've ever crossing your whole fucking

50:54

life. And so that you

50:55

actually will have somebody there

50:58

will make sure that you're taken care of. Of course not. You can just sit on the machine for

51:00

yours. Even if you haven't burnt every bridge,

51:02

maybe you have too many bridges still open, and

51:04

then the people on those bridges are fight

51:07

and look at Shifle. Look

51:10

at Derek Shifle. I feel like Too many people love to. I

51:12

think Too many people. That's just one of those things. And maybe,

51:14

yeah, maybe that was the There's a bite

51:16

That was really her issue of fights. Well, great way. If fighting over

51:18

a a borderline corpse, just look at each

51:20

other and be like, dad. What are we doing?

51:23

What are we doing? Let

51:26

it go. Insurance money.

51:28

Insurance money. Insurance money. Insurance money. That's how it

51:30

was. To live every day knowing that

51:33

you just need to be just sufferable

51:36

enough for somebody to give a fucking shit

51:38

about your corpse. Yeah. Right?

51:40

Because you're not

51:42

gonna love. That your corpse is just gonna be bandied about by

51:44

a bunch of corp salesman. If

51:46

someone's gonna be stuck in your dick with you or we like

51:48

it or not because

51:50

I'm mad JB invited in your will. Half these guys at work in the Morgan, I don't

51:52

mean to slight ending them. I mean, there may be a chunk of

51:54

them. There's at least some of them at least thought about

51:56

sucking a dead person's penis or or

51:58

pinning a

52:00

finger up of fucking dead persons vagina. I know maybe it was just because of scientific

52:02

curiosity. We don't wanna be the only person

52:04

that's there, right, that no one's looking after.

52:07

So they feel willy nilly to, like, sit under your dead face

52:09

unless it's something you want. And again, what you need to

52:11

do, you need to put them in writing and to say that, hey, where

52:13

are you gonna

52:15

get to laugh? I just gonna you just gotta laugh. Just think

52:17

about, like, you just never know what's coming on

52:19

the bike. You gotta laugh. So you never know what's coming

52:21

on the bike and you just gotta

52:23

take the way is all done. The thing goes down to it is that

52:25

if you've ruined everything that you've ever touched

52:27

and maybe whatever, Riley. I don't even fucking like

52:29

at miller time to really didn't

52:32

avoid the lightning strike on that triple l

52:34

there, did you? Yeah. Alright, everyone. Well,

52:36

thank you all so much for listening.

52:38

Wear back. We're back. And yeah. Anything do we have anything

52:40

else going on? Yeah. Again, we're still

52:42

waiting on the finalized word from the

52:44

Australian Booker.

52:46

It's been a whole thing. So if you're wondering It's a whole whole

52:48

thing. So we're still waiting on those dates,

52:50

but we are definitely coming to Australia.

52:54

It's going is going to happen. Oh, come as you just know. And including New Zealand also

52:56

being postponed. So it's sad that we're working on it.

52:58

Thanks to everyone who came out and went to go see the

53:00

show. Show this fucking

53:03

Awesome. You guys kinda see see the show. They put a lot of work into

53:05

it. It was super funny. The audience, super

53:08

duh. To check it out, that was

53:10

really great. And that's it

53:12

for us, because right now, we're just waiting. We're in

53:14

between things. We got last comic book on the left volume

53:16

two, and then we got Triple Tien

53:18

Industry Park three this week up at the end of

53:20

our series, and then we're gonna we got a lot of fun surprises this year. It's so good because we

53:22

got Marcus this fucking. I could smell his body.

53:24

We can smell him here. And of course, Mondays and

53:26

Tuesdays, six

53:28

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