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stab. You. I. Guess

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they claimed that they would only

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take longer time get through it

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did not. A very thick skill

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at nothing hurts you emotionally or

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physically. I get this point.

1:13

I have thick skin having come

1:16

from a place of having very

1:18

thin in when I was younger.

1:20

metaphorically. Yes. okay. sickly, Very thin

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skin. Okay, agree. Cut: Bruce Rash

1:25

Yeah, the rash. Rash.

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You're asking if you get better than a Is

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that a thing? Or do you guys just make

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that up Right now. I've. Been referring

1:33

to myself as Rashly Raskin for years.

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As you say it, That made it

1:37

up just now. I said rash and

1:39

she said rashes. So. It. Works

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Wow. Alibi Raskin, Rashly Raskin Yeah,

1:44

I got a big Rashad when

1:46

I was on vacation the other

1:48

week. Why? I think the sun.

1:50

Iii guy at the people are like oh

1:52

let me go sit on the beach all

1:54

day and bacon the sun. I'm like my

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body literally rejects that idea premise near. My.

1:59

My my. It. Didn't even

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want know. We're meant to

2:03

the said. The Thinking. I'm.

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Doing I'm. A. Robot

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operator is now I'm up to the outside.

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am I like that? One of the best

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part about having dogs. It's like you have

2:15

to go out. Yeah I yeah. The

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ability to like, just be like fuck everything and

2:20

then you will have to take athletic been doubt

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I walked down the street and like book that.

2:24

Damn it. It's lovely outside new I drive places

2:26

to walk the dogs. When. I was.

2:29

I'm. Taking care of your

2:31

dogs. Are you on? I. Ran in

2:33

the rain in those fun. I

2:35

can't believe Sigur A Nasty I know

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Oval Office now. Apparently Melissa

2:39

learn that Sugars actually big sweetheart.

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Ah, I went on a shell.

2:47

the deep down easily be fine

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why our. Yeah, if you were

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saying that Phantoms as the same thing Beans does

2:53

this is try to sleep on your legs. Yes,

2:55

Between your legs? Yes. Yeah. Beans. Will

2:57

just now is new thing is just to sit on

3:00

my pelvis. And sleep. And where are you

3:02

uncomfortable? For like in between my knees

3:04

and like are you got eyes that good

3:06

for you you some people two days ago

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she there was like being kind of clean

3:10

I like went to the gym to work

3:12

out and she followed me and did some

3:15

rub and them on the couch with them.

3:17

When I moved away she jumped near me

3:19

than she gotten closer to me again which

3:21

is all very nice rate that am I

3:23

had I was like oh she's ill something

3:25

very wrong I guess what it was so

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did add to get anal sex really saw

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the has like ten minutes later she was

3:31

scooting. Oh and you're like oh I

3:34

knew I was actually way about me Help

3:36

I was like you are only love me

3:38

when you're sick. Some of the and where

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to go though yeah it's so nice he

3:42

picks media. Okay

3:45

let's let's dive into some hot

3:48

tin roof As Starting off with

3:50

the the. Premium. General

3:52

sub Reddit books. Okay, Ah, surprised

3:54

you haven't been there before. I

3:57

know. Well, I'm still really. Don't

3:59

understand. Anyway, here's the thing.

4:01

Embarrassing. Well, I'm. A

4:06

software. My new way of finding sub reddit

4:08

is I just type in one letter and

4:10

and see what I'd auto fill. Oh okay

4:13

that's actually good. better greatly the was in

4:15

it worked great out and but I tried

4:17

a new approach. You do that to be

4:19

found books. I found the. A.

4:23

Against the Opie rape. Found out my

4:25

friend returns books right after reading them

4:28

out on Opie Rights to day I

4:30

received a book I ordered online while

4:32

my friend was over why was ripping

4:35

open the package she noticed my visible

4:37

disappointment. I told you that the

4:39

booklets teased Generally I don't mind dying second

4:41

hand books, but I bought this expecting it

4:44

to be brand new, the side and corners

4:46

of the cover or peeled and some broken.

4:48

The. Cover also has some traces of

4:51

inc that's very easy to sit. He

4:53

then told me that someone must have

4:55

bought it, read it, then returned it,

4:57

that it's normal, and that she's always

4:59

done that since Amazon, let's He returned

5:02

books for free within fifteen days, and

5:04

other places such as local bookstore within

5:06

seven. I was both surprise and appalled.

5:08

She must have noticed she frantically tried

5:11

to explain herself, the economy, the prices,

5:13

Excedrin. Personally, I found her actions

5:15

wrong and try to explain to her the

5:17

losses, the publishers and the bookstore his face

5:19

because of this. Instead she got mad at

5:22

me. a kidney of hinting that she was

5:24

a thief, told me I was a terrible

5:26

friend oh my god and left. I do

5:28

not believe I was in the wrong for

5:30

my views towards her actions. I was wondering

5:32

if anyone else may have a different opinion

5:34

regarding this and it. For anyone wondering, I'm

5:36

not the Usa not remotely close, but the

5:39

Libby app that everyone is bringing up seems

5:41

to be very useful. I'm jealous and love

5:43

Libby. Libya's like up. Like of online

5:45

library? Yeah I get a library card

5:47

from the from L A and then

5:49

you can just. Like. Get you know.

5:51

Obviously it takes a while as. Lot. Of Books on

5:53

hold. which I find interesting. Because.

5:56

You're reading them on your phone but they have

5:58

a certain amount that they room we. Yeah.

6:00

I know that sometimes and like is it on. Hold.

6:03

Or could you just give it to me? I

6:05

think it's like licensing. I know. But. It's

6:07

get and then you can also like listen to

6:09

books do it's great This is a crime this.

6:12

Think this is so disrespectful.

6:15

Yeah, yeah, so I don't

6:17

know. I thought libraries

6:19

were everywhere. Goods the library get. A

6:21

library is everywhere I know they. they are

6:24

claiming that that they don't have access to

6:26

the same. Level of Library as we do

6:28

here. Know. Where. Is she getting these books

6:30

from. I am on and

6:32

local bookstores. Know the local bookstore

6:34

thing is York your criminal. the top.

6:36

Comment is a long time ago a

6:39

friend came over and saw my wife's

6:41

collection of library books. She was a

6:43

grad student then and said oh you

6:46

still library books to My wife replied,

6:48

no, I'm going to return the other

6:50

to steal library That is wild. I

6:52

think that like people don't. Like

6:55

of you're buying from Amazon you like

6:57

Oh Amazon can't be hurt by my

6:59

actions As such a big company like

7:01

not understanding like all the companies that

7:04

path to work through Amazon. Yeah I

7:06

can get affected and it's not just

7:08

didn't, it's affecting the consumer to. Because.

7:11

Grain this per the opie received

7:13

a used book. But. They are paid

7:15

for a new plan that I also do think

7:17

though that act companies shouldn't have sent out know

7:19

they famous book they should have cut. Their losses

7:21

or said it was used. Yeah.

7:25

Wow, like Amazon does, still use. There's

7:28

something that people do called.

7:31

Your. Is it drop shipping? That's.

7:34

Right where is what's the one where they. May.

7:37

Like say they claim that they didn't

7:39

get. Know. It's like a scam

7:41

where they claim that they didn't get a

7:43

or something. And. Then day and

7:45

then they get a second one and in

7:47

the oh what is that called and on

7:49

oh, that's good business know. It's

7:52

like there's like a whole sub reddit for it.

7:54

It's like I'm It's like of a thing that

7:56

people make a lot of money doing but if

7:59

they get it. but. The illegal. So.

8:01

I had an incident where I had

8:03

ordered some pillow pockets for phantom cookies

8:05

on meds three times a day. Pretty

8:07

cool song and they took a photo

8:09

of it outside my gate. And.

8:11

So I was like oh like if it

8:13

was outside main gate like somebody stole this

8:15

link with now I don't see the package

8:18

here Lake Yeah they use their supposed to

8:20

be able to open my gate like I

8:22

was like I reported it as as like

8:24

stolen not delivered. Then.

8:26

John those out there and realizes that they

8:28

had after taking the photo, thrown it over

8:30

the gate and it was in the bushes.

8:33

And then I started to panic because

8:35

I was like oh my god I

8:37

ruin this Amazon drivers reputation by seen

8:39

as they put in a bad place

8:41

and didn't follow the rules when in

8:44

fact they had followed rules so that

8:46

was frantically. With

8:48

Amazon Customer Service explaining what had happened

8:51

and being like please do Not put

8:53

this driver in trouble as a personal

8:55

they. Just. Relax the drivers

8:57

high as it and that does

9:00

classic our ethernet to where they

9:02

are so livid it to like

9:04

next door yeah I'm on accident

9:06

in lake I didn't work and

9:09

nice what it was. And

9:11

then I realized that I put the

9:13

address in Rome on. The

9:16

and I like. Done the same

9:18

thing where of apologize to them and unlike

9:20

same like I can return this are one

9:22

of those like keep it that yeah my

9:24

my god you know maybe they have strikes

9:27

against that he I don't want this parts

9:29

to that we had trouble with they'd actually

9:31

done their job and I was the idiot.

9:33

ah this is like such a classic allison

9:35

sit thing to happen where you're like tracking

9:37

down though to like in the got it's

9:39

like curb or something and the guy like

9:41

actually did get fired. And they only like

9:43

yeah, me and this is like your Larry

9:45

David situation. Or one time I grew up

9:48

on a hill on and says the hill

9:50

you fell down as a child. In. The

9:52

snow that was my back yard. Hilton Sisters the

9:54

street help with Thank you for remembering that. Learn

9:58

that has eluded. And

10:02

so ah U P S driver came

10:04

to drop off packages and then he

10:06

got out of his car to. Give.

10:09

Us the packages said he hadn't put

10:11

the car in park and then they

10:13

could Vps cart sorry guys panel at

10:15

rolling down the hill. I don't remember

10:17

exactly what happened but then my parents

10:19

complain about it and they fired that

10:21

driver. I was a kind of i

10:23

can't believe you would get someone fired

10:25

in the early Allison the only see

10:28

this person should be able to do

10:30

with not have their truck driver a

10:32

yeah or like the theory that and

10:34

like pretty dangerous the a mess up.

10:36

The fear is that it could roll

10:38

down. And hit some was added roll down

10:40

and like and into traffic and someone could hit

10:42

it in like an an accident. I still feel

10:45

like one tiny she always get a second strike.

10:47

Yeah had I was there out against. Aggro.

10:50

Yeah. Yeah, I think you get

10:52

a second strike when it is

10:54

an accident, but not when it's

10:56

a bad decision. Does.

10:58

That how do we know? How do we

11:00

know the different Finally he decided to not

11:03

put his car in park and my organizational

11:05

psychology class. He was giving examples of like

11:07

things that it happened in the workplace and

11:09

as someone and like what the repercussions where

11:11

we had to guess what had happened and

11:13

these people and there was some company that

11:15

it was like. They. They were

11:18

maybe construction or something but like

11:20

two people decided to lake. Lake.

11:23

Came from like the rafters with

11:25

their think like do something like

11:27

incredibly dangerous. For. Fun! And.

11:30

Like I was like. That you

11:32

should be fired for a meal because that

11:34

says you making like a really bad decision

11:37

that when another person's life in danger for

11:39

like no real reason as to me is

11:41

different than like of a mistake. Do they

11:43

just hop out of their cars while cards

11:46

idling that seems While. Have seen when

11:48

they park in the street. They do keep

11:50

it right. If you're a delivery driver for

11:52

like U P, S or or anything right

11:54

in let us know where you is there

11:56

some for a protocol for how useless to

11:59

leave the truck. Everything is very

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Kids are fucking stupid. I love that one.

15:30

I see. I like when you put your

15:32

hair like this and then you have like

15:34

one strand missing to do with like Liv

15:36

Tyler in Lord of the. See

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when like you have your earrings and and me.

15:41

Like. You you do it but like some hairs

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here is like giving our when Wow. As

15:46

I going to say is giving or she

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don't. Like I'm

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else. That

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not like that I'm in else I'm in honor

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of our wins and else but like not like

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a Keebler else like liga a majestic out a

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full of beautiful out. Yeah yeah yeah,

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Alyson and and see motor the you

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have. To. Live Now. I'm mad at first.

16:05

One and. I. Thought I

16:07

had promised my dad I'd see all of them with

16:09

him and and as the first and I like I'm

16:11

out. Here do I were they

16:13

saw all of them at midnight in

16:15

high school at midnight and that's not

16:17

surprising but I will say Orlando Bloom

16:19

as that little blonde man. gorgeous that's

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an elf. yeah very into him like

16:23

that. yeah that the know another didn't

16:26

him with our camp. Yeah.

16:28

Have no power to the Caribbean

16:30

or land of know node only

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only l for landesman. Superb. Stay

16:34

on out. Of

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against this post says what is the

16:39

dumbest thing you believed as a child

16:41

Tall man and someone wrote i thought

16:44

Michael Jackson has to stop whatever he's

16:46

doing and saying when I play his

16:48

C D as that is so few

16:50

of my guys are. As a result

16:53

I never played it at night to

16:55

give him some say to put his

16:57

father. That is so few

17:00

places misunderstanding ever. That's adorable

17:02

Fray I love that that's

17:04

so funny that like a

17:06

kind of makes sense that

17:09

you would be like. Well.

17:11

He who? Where's that coming from? A

17:14

bit of yeah, any that age to

17:16

be put mrs what would be acceptable

17:18

to you. Five. In nothing

17:20

more. Feels right. It's a

17:23

bad. If I first

17:25

grade you see it coming out of

17:27

the the Cds. In a similar vein

17:29

someone else wrote, I used to think

17:31

my toys we get tired so I

17:33

would lay down my action figure that

17:35

night so that he could get some

17:37

sleep less. Isis you you play pretend

17:39

with yeah and Toy Story. Two made us

17:42

believe that all of our shit was sent him

17:44

to the role. That. Was like hard

17:46

because my parents would be like okay we need

17:48

to get rid of these and I'd like now.

17:50

Toy Story has their a lot of items. That

17:53

must have parents. The amount of parents that to

17:55

suffer. Because of Toy Story is probably.

17:58

High and went to Disney by the way, Recently

18:00

and the haunted mansion it closed down. Why?

18:02

Because they're revamping it. I don't know why

18:04

the revamping it's can take forever. Splash mountain

18:06

is down because they're making it the on

18:08

a restaurant which is kind of cool and

18:10

I hope they actually do have like food.

18:12

Maybe we're that would be cool. Know it

18:14

they're the restaurant. Yeah they have like t

18:16

Honestly like the food that she's making. In

18:18

the movie Deck. Without. A visa.

18:21

Average citizen of fraud but that it's

18:23

great because they're taking splash Mountain that

18:25

is historically very racist their demolishing it

18:27

in there, putting in a Princeton The

18:30

Frog ride which is cool as seen

18:32

on the animatronics on you have on

18:34

tic toc oh hey, I'm gonna go

18:36

check that out among even at Disney

18:38

Prestigious Came across. China.

18:42

In sick I fall down tic tacs of

18:44

like of of Disney stuff in like behind

18:46

the scenes disney stuff and then now I've

18:48

fallen down a tick tock rabbit hole of

18:50

high school musical theater. Okay, this

18:52

is. Sort.

18:55

Of it's kind of funny. I didn't realize that

18:57

they did versions of players that are like. Like.

19:00

Mean girls junior or. The

19:03

i don't know when an Amp Music Man

19:05

junior or something like a naked the been

19:07

a killer get said Bob version. Ah so

19:09

that's pretty funny I guess. I

19:12

guess I don't know the I am

19:15

married at see like a tone down

19:17

Children's Theatre did not have areas it's

19:19

hilarious but also somebody like it's just

19:21

funny to think of our like be

19:23

theater kids now being like we gotta

19:26

get famous on take tog. Every

19:28

once he gets Amazon sector. But these

19:30

kids really do because they wanna be

19:32

like they're like Gilbert Musical Theater kids,

19:34

so it's like an extra level of

19:36

frenzy. Yeah. I'm glad that that

19:39

there was not social media when I was in

19:41

high school. What would you have done using.

19:44

Some. Really dark stuff. That

19:48

you're bored. He spoke to a. Hockey

19:51

game? Is that your boarding school? Again,

19:55

want to hear one more where someone wrote. I thought

19:57

that if you flush the toilet while running the tap.

20:00

You will get toilet

20:02

capitalists we're woo they

20:04

I. Love. Did you have something

20:06

that you believed when you were. A

20:08

kid that I'm already shared mine which is

20:10

that I thought that Son Point was an

20:13

actual place in Los Angeles. I'm.

20:15

Sorry I don't. I don't know what

20:17

you're talking about. Yours is. Now

20:20

I have no idea what you're talking. Wyatt

20:22

at Gunpoint Robbed at Gunpoint you the I

20:24

don't know why it was an of as

20:26

the you are like gunpoint as a release

20:28

The hazard Larry I have a so that

20:31

that is so hours in I've never heard

20:33

never. Know you

20:35

have an be cool if she's like

20:37

I got robbed example he was like

20:39

you must have because the when dangerous

20:41

when you said that I thought of

20:43

cool as yang must have said yeah

20:46

don't think I've never heard that is

20:48

so funny and oh. My God. I put

20:50

it in line and novel. But what about

20:52

that? Because that is. Absolutely power.

20:54

maybe? That's where I know from. Yeah you

20:56

know it from the novel you've never said

20:58

it. oh wow that is so funny I

21:00

say but like when you are New York

21:03

and you are hearing things you thought it

21:05

was still a place in California. I don't

21:07

think I thought about it that much into

21:09

less certain point it was like i realize

21:11

what it meant and I was like oh.

21:14

Here's. What's so funny is that like

21:16

of course you were like left they

21:18

should really changed the name Gunpoint. I

21:20

mean they're gonna ask you the American.

21:22

Aid over to our a man Lord a

21:24

man. Yeah exactly like allow like why would

21:27

you leave and also like why would you

21:29

go to replace part of the city that

21:31

so dangerous called Gun Point is giving Batman

21:33

the what has given me a like a

21:35

little like. Oh. The Joker hangs out

21:37

a ton political a place in California. I

21:39

don't think I thought about it that much

21:41

into less three point It was like I

21:43

realized what it meant and I was like

21:46

oh. Here's. What's so funny

21:48

is that like of course you are

21:50

like left They should really changed the

21:52

name Gun Points I mean that a

21:54

killer. Aid over to our in a

21:56

man Lord a man. Yeah, exactly. They're like,

21:59

oh wow. Why would you like and

22:01

also like why would you go to Lula replace

22:03

part of the city that so dangerous called Gun

22:05

point is giving batman of what has given me

22:07

and like a little like. Oh the Joker

22:09

hangs out in time. I'm

22:13

not proud know itself. I that's

22:15

really cute. Such really really here.

22:17

I thought that was. The.

22:20

Best toddler that maybe. I thought that

22:22

women had boobs. Because.

22:24

There was a hole underneath. That

22:27

a boob is covering. Late.

22:29

Like know, like hang on the like

22:31

boobs hanging down. I. Thought that

22:33

if she lifted her boob, there's a whole

22:35

And so the boob existed. To cover the

22:38

hook. Minus zero

22:40

whole. Why would the

22:42

skin fly with think flopped overs? This

22:44

because it was the skin wasn't hiding

22:47

the whole whole to were. Melting.

22:49

I guess I don't really know. I didn't

22:51

understand my think that you put milk in

22:53

their. Know. I thought I knew

22:56

it came from the body and thing but I

22:58

thought that like that's where it was and then

23:00

I get came out of the like a cop

23:02

or something but like the boom had to be

23:04

big enough to cover the whole and that's why

23:06

women. Wanted because. Our

23:08

the holes in their jest. That's

23:12

kind of like a like. A Gr Mio

23:14

del Toro? Sort of. yeah with that. Actually

23:16

really worried it's. The I

23:18

was very young okay but I just saw

23:20

that red light so then I was like

23:23

i really hope I get big boobs enough

23:25

to cover the whole The didn't you realize

23:27

you didn't have a whole does it would

23:29

group The boobs were cover it when I

23:31

got on that you didn't have a whole

23:33

to begin with I going a create a

23:35

whole and then lives whatever. I really did

23:37

not understand how you grew to be a

23:40

woman. I just feel as. If

23:42

the woman lifted. Her boob. They'd be whole. It's

23:44

like puberty that say that if you yeah a

23:47

whole form of all forms and. Gas.

23:51

And then all forms and here boob and

23:53

then since the did that's like use it

23:55

with your boob up to hockey. Where.

23:57

I have to from traumatize them back. My

24:00

favorite or bread. Okay, so wine

24:02

is about weight loss and one

24:05

is about periods. And. Either

24:07

both like. Traumatized them back.

24:09

I were both to pick which one

24:12

you might hear. Yeah, I'll do you,

24:14

period. Okay, teacher learned the hard way

24:16

how periods work. This

24:18

is tagged petty revenge. Oh.

24:21

So. This scenario took place years ago

24:23

in twelfth grade in Germany. Just for

24:25

context, Lunch. Break just ended and I

24:27

to to see in the classroom. Ten minutes

24:30

go by and all of a sudden I feel my

24:32

period. Start now. Side.

24:34

Note my Pms the quality and location of

24:36

the pain and the way it wandered around

24:38

my body sometimes followed and exactly time schedule

24:40

and therefore I always knew how much time

24:42

was left before my period. Starts well.

24:45

Lucky for gaming. My

24:47

internal clock never ever failed me until this

24:49

warm sunny day. I was absolutely sure the

24:51

next two days will be clear. so I

24:53

went for a knee length summer dress. Back

24:56

to the classroom, I knew I had to go

24:58

to the bathroom. Actually sprint to the bathroom in

25:00

a race against gravity. I. Put my and Up!

25:02

I'm really sorry mister Teacher, but I need to go to

25:04

the bathroom now. I guess there was

25:06

some panic in my voice already in the

25:08

whole class understood the situation except the teacher.

25:11

We. Just had lunch. Why didn't you go during the

25:13

break? Why can't you hold it until next class? First

25:15

off, but you know he's that. Mind.

25:17

You than we were all have diarrhea.

25:19

literally essential in which I get diarrhea.

25:21

hold it to the next class. Use

25:23

like this child to pay attention to

25:25

their work. And also have to pee. Mind.

25:28

You that we are all legal adults in the

25:31

room. but for some reason he stated this city

25:33

Powerplay was still not getting the damn point Lead:

25:35

How old is she? Twelfth grade? so they're a

25:37

D Another. I look him dead in

25:39

the eyes. Maybe he just needs a second to get

25:41

it. I thought to myself, he did it. Teacher.

25:44

What is it? Me: I'm waiting teacher for

25:46

what me for you to get it. Meanwhile.

25:48

One could feel the building tension in the room. Physically.

25:51

Teacher obviously annoyed. Get. What

25:53

you aren't five? just hold it. I took a

25:55

deep breath and I told him in the com

25:57

is Joan. Mr. Teacher. You're absolutely.

26:00

I'm not a five year old and so the reason for

26:02

my urgent need to go the bathroom is not the same

26:04

as a five year old. We a few options. One.

26:06

You let me go Now to I will be sitting

26:08

right here in the first row on this chair for

26:10

the next eighty minutes while you can witness how pool

26:13

of blood will form under to be under me and

26:15

it's blue will get bigger and bigger until my blood

26:17

will be dripping out of the chair and running down

26:19

my legs. The choice is yours. The

26:22

whole class burst into uncontrollable laughter. The teacher

26:24

turned white as a ghost. He looks so

26:26

shocked and embarrassed he couldn't say anything, just

26:28

point at the door instead. A D though.

26:31

So. I did my little sprint and save save

26:33

my dress last second. Teacher couldn't look at

26:36

me for awhile. Class was entertained. I just

26:38

hope he learned something great. Love this! And

26:40

then someone said that Beautiful. you forgot the

26:42

third option. Sudden attack of diarrhea, Way.

26:45

That I never forget that. Like

26:47

years of thing it. Did you ever

26:49

see the thing where the teacher was

26:51

so uninformed that like they said oh

26:53

what Like the girls like I just

26:55

got my period and they teacher was

26:57

i can you hold it yeah I've

26:59

seen that involves what solitude and yeah

27:01

believe a lot of dumb things. Yeah

27:03

well. What The fuck.

27:05

I love that this person is.

27:08

Confident enough like you like email you, not

27:10

like hiding the tampons like run to the

27:13

ban like that. This person is confident enough

27:15

to be like I'm gonna get blood everywhere

27:17

Citizens. As. Like I

27:19

have, that's the sort of twelfth grade that we

27:22

need. Number One and I. Grew. Up in where

27:24

you had to just like pretend you never had

27:26

a bodily function. Year. Until

27:29

late. Night. And we were in high

27:31

school. even have to ask. There's like a path

27:33

and via to go to the thought of and

27:36

live right? Yeah, no. remember if you had to

27:38

add to that feels very weird if he did,

27:40

well use your. What? Your seats aren't. You're

27:43

confused that they have a lot of really strict

27:46

rules in Germany. Not

27:49

wearing their middling on army now

27:51

seen as heck of a very

27:53

strict put his assess. Yeah,

27:56

the you know that they follow the rules

27:58

so much in Germany that. My ex

28:00

when they were in Germany just tried to

28:02

j. Walk and said citizens around

28:04

weren't yelling at them not to

28:06

read. Oh yes they are so

28:08

relied on a bear. So law

28:11

abiding. That. If if you try to

28:13

jaywalk in Germany they were the the people on

28:15

the street will be mad at you. Laugh.

28:18

I do want to go there because I've heard it's

28:20

very clean. The Loo. They probably

28:22

else I've Really great food. Yeah, lot

28:24

of Arbs. I bet. Mania. I

28:26

feel and wanted to be neat heavy as

28:28

as meet have. he plays oh yeah, gimme

28:30

gimme some me, give me some pretzel. Let's

28:33

fucking go. And I don't eat meat.

28:35

Mall. Get some pretzel I do love for.

28:37

Eat up a little in the cleanliness of

28:39

germs. My

28:42

mom when she loved. Earlier

28:44

me I'm okay. There's a sub reddit

28:46

I like called Tragedy. He

28:49

are a week I'm. Sorry you

28:51

are. You follow a sub reddit

28:53

called Tragedy Know? Listen. He. Are

28:55

A G E D E I G

28:57

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29:00

There we go. Sign

29:03

Yeah, it's a really bad knee I

29:05

never did understand spelling. Jokes: Oh

29:07

ya. Understand the name is set like

29:09

the bad name. So good. So I had

29:11

to ask if this was a joke. My

29:13

sister said it was not. She's not having

29:16

kids anytime soon. Fortunately for us all and

29:18

then it's and notes as and it's This

29:20

is the sisters. Boy Names or this is

29:22

the scissors name. A

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29:29

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29:31

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29:34

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29:37

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29:39

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29:42

she's a boy or girl. Avocado.

29:45

Danger of a cod Dozier.

29:48

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29:50

avocado. Greater.

29:53

Boy. Lerner. The. And

29:55

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29:58

assuming it's not A or V re. Maybe.

30:00

Than I. And I.

30:03

I. Your he and then

30:05

wisp boy. With. A

30:07

while and all of these are spelled

30:10

the worst way you could possibly melanin.

30:12

Here's a question is you had a

30:14

friend or family member who you respected

30:17

and loved it and and took seriously

30:19

and then they should use this as

30:21

their list of potential names for their

30:23

kids leisure and higher idea of them

30:26

change. I've got friends that. I

30:28

think they have interesting kids' names and I'm

30:30

just like that. The. Jewish, you may.

30:32

It hasn't changed your opinion of them.

30:35

It's confusing. It's. Not confusing.

30:37

Undies like this is different

30:39

and whenever I. Think.

30:41

About the children in the future. I'm

30:43

like did you. Stop. It

30:45

I feel bad for the kids. Vs

30:48

and it's just like added up it's It's sort

30:50

of like level of like. I.

30:52

Need against Hillary as I kind of like. Selfishness.

30:55

Yeah there is like I think this

30:57

thing is cool it will cause my

30:59

kid problem with their entire life the

31:01

like. I get to seem cool that

31:03

I think this weird name yeah and

31:05

not like and we're not talking about

31:07

like cultural name's yang about names were

31:09

they do have made them up for

31:11

people that are they take a name

31:13

and make it into i'm. They.

31:16

Just there is a daily ready

31:18

to embrace thin what the would

31:20

expose. Yeah I'm sorry there's a

31:22

difference between oh this is a

31:25

family nation versus avocados. Yeah I

31:27

suggest there is a different yes

31:29

one at a cool as name's

31:31

I remember so a weird at

31:33

my my preschool. Teacher We were like friends

31:35

with her and I would go to house and

31:37

deaf. And dumb, she had a

31:40

kid. And. She named the

31:42

kid. Is. Silly. And.

31:44

I thought that that so interesting and cool

31:46

and I was like why did you name

31:48

her that And it was because it stands

31:50

for i shall always. Love you. And

31:53

I thought I always remembered that I thought that was cool.

31:56

The mountains know that number that bad Italy

31:58

and I'll think that. Then people will think

32:00

it's Italy, which kind of is annoying. A light.

32:03

I. Was like oh I don't know, I

32:05

don't hate analyze Then I feel neutral to

32:07

negative about the. They

32:10

can go by like nicknames like it

32:12

is easier. Yeah Im also like you

32:14

have to think about what it's close

32:16

to like bro me or like patties.

32:19

Were. Like critter like. Those are all

32:21

like the burbs. none the same.

32:23

Yeah, I'm a navy name.

32:26

My kid burp. To psychopath on

32:28

my legacy. Lot

32:30

of these okay I will. if your friend

32:32

of my friend he added me this I

32:34

would I would say oh I really love

32:36

the least defensive one so like there's one

32:38

that's like. I'm. Tammy

32:41

He I mm I For a girl that's

32:43

the most reasonable one on this list so

32:45

I'd be like oh you know what? I

32:47

really loved him he is. This is my.

32:50

Sibling. I'm saying no.

32:53

Idea of as. Know if this is your

32:56

sibling? Yeah, you're that. Was that. the Oh

32:58

Pieces yard? Iowa Cheyenne

33:00

wants to name a kid Cheyenne.

33:02

Cheyenne. Junior which is so funny. To.

33:05

Me: That she's don't do that.

33:07

That. I. Whole lives I've been like what

33:09

are you on a name Like what's a cool name

33:11

that you want Because I wanted to use my grandmother's

33:14

name and other g want to use it she was

33:16

like no another to that curiosity like what would you

33:18

name a kid who they publish I and Junior. And

33:20

other give no other ideas and you like know. That

33:23

was a kid. What about and

33:25

she was like i guess maybe I would name them hope

33:27

and other does your own middle name and she's like yeah.

33:31

I. Find it, soak in seats and I will

33:33

abide a friend in college at the same

33:35

name as her first and last name, as

33:37

her. Mom and she would just use amount

33:39

credit. ah. Now that's a cool Paul. What

33:42

you really did was set. Your kid up

33:44

to seal your credit system. You know

33:46

it. He messes up like a lot

33:48

of credit. credit report says gets mixed

33:50

up. Yup, Yup. I do want to

33:52

talk about another one in this sub

33:54

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33:56

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33:58

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34:01

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34:04

can either that even a lawn eyes

34:06

a tough one like because people will

34:08

just be like a know backwards. Not

34:12

as obvious I know. But don't you?

34:14

that sounds like something you did personally.

34:17

No, I'm just thinking how hide our

34:19

role as gay? Be dumb. Which

34:21

is like you could really make it out of anything.

34:23

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34:26

is no you can't put anal in there.

34:28

You can put badge in there you can't

34:30

put. Penis in there? No No, no. Not

34:33

about Td. Know. Where

34:35

your name your kid Teddy? See.

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34:40

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34:42

to day to day to say

34:44

to say that they're like it's

34:46

pronounced to take it never known

34:48

as city as I know it's

34:50

to take. Yeah I bet someone

34:52

that someone's. Strife. The a

34:54

life sentence that they have to typical yeah

34:57

but you always can do a nickname always.

34:59

And also you can just change your name.

35:01

I changed mine. In lights off the

35:03

process as to do long buy food. Mostly

35:06

okay. I changed a change in the gender

35:08

marker. more of a problem. Junior name is

35:10

like sorry he pays a you had to

35:12

pay some money. But. I also

35:15

only just I like I paid so much just enough.

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To letters of the End. You kidding

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something working inside of me and I knew

35:55

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35:57

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reading a particular valued as is

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teacher one that we already shared. It's it's from

36:55

grad school. Yeah, And

36:57

that that post is what's the worst

36:59

thing a professor has ever said to

37:01

you. See. Wilde.

37:04

When. Com and Her rights. Undergraduate

37:06

physics professor told me that I was

37:08

a moron, embarrassment to the chemistry major

37:11

and the idea of me going to

37:13

grad school with the highest form of

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37:17

for like one point. I will say

37:19

bother you have someone else goes to

37:22

grad school who cares mice the physics

37:24

professor said I had when I was

37:26

in college. Were some of the

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most awful people really here? And.

37:31

At that was originally my major. Lamb.

37:33

Went to school and else like i can't be was

37:36

and also like. The. Only girl and

37:38

honestly I can't pieces. But also, oh my

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god there's is. Awful people you were

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37:56

I couldn't handle quote basic life stressors.

37:58

I said drop out. My

38:00

father had side. I

38:04

think these professors must lake. Just

38:06

lack empathy. Nothing there. Just the other

38:08

down, they're just something wrong with their

38:11

wife or pretty other academics they have.

38:13

No, although I will say I had.

38:15

The. Professors in college that people would say

38:18

where asshole I had like a pretty

38:20

okay time with them. Because. I

38:22

think looking back it is autism.

38:24

Where. I was just like I don't know what

38:26

I can't read tone. So like I know, like

38:29

I feel like I got along with a lot

38:31

of them. Some of them like. When

38:33

you just know like you go in knowing that

38:35

they're mean and they don't try to be like

38:37

sly about it yeah if you are still talk

38:39

shit to the in sin it's fine. May have

38:41

to go. To the level which is like

38:43

okay. But late arriving in prison and

38:45

shaking the the spigot? forget the name?

38:47

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38:50

they just. Pop. Off or just makes

38:52

a sly com it in your like what the

38:54

hell is this Vm? I don't think he should

38:56

have to go to someone's level of their mean.

38:59

By. Any higher Ai class I stand

39:01

against meanness. Wow huge all

39:03

the people like these successes the had

39:05

like Alice in I was like I've

39:08

I've talked about establishing your dominance and

39:10

either yes, my legs you can't let

39:12

them run over you. Yeah, I.

39:15

Also worked really hard and that guy's

39:17

class. the guy that it was really

39:19

difficult professor I've I studied I was

39:21

nobody. Past that class and I got in a

39:24

girl you still holding onto it, aren't you? It

39:26

was a huge deal. I

39:29

feel like anyone that went to Emerson would. Know

39:31

who I was talking about immediately without even having

39:33

to say who was. He's. Like

39:35

infamously difficult Like that person should

39:37

be fired. Know.

39:39

Or I was very was nice to

39:41

me. More

39:43

about he is as is everyone is failing

39:46

the class and that means they're not doing

39:48

their job right exactly? While. They should

39:50

work as hard as I didn't get an A. Know,

39:54

I know, I know. this was okay.

39:56

This is like two thousand and. Eight.

39:59

we didn't like. Think about things like that. There.

40:01

Are things that happen in college where I was just

40:03

like. I. Know how is that

40:06

allowed? Great. Helped up with a

40:08

professor. But I had to

40:10

be seen as I get why. I had one week

40:12

left and then I grand. Then I was graduating. So.

40:14

We the your professor. He was not my

40:17

professor know case how old is he? Ah.

40:19

Media early thirty's didn't

40:21

count. He was not my professor. This

40:23

is laugh. This is so dark. Not dark but

40:26

like. We looked up and then I knew that.

40:28

A party Like a party with the

40:30

students and we hooked up. And then

40:32

the next morning he like woke up and

40:34

he was like like he was like oh

40:37

and then he was like what year are

40:39

you It's fine I graduate. In a week

40:41

your good and he was like. Nah!

40:44

They don't worry, I'll be gone in a week.

40:48

Really grosses me out. At

40:53

least he realized she'd made a mistake

40:55

and then I was like your. Ear

40:57

off the hook. don't worry I'm I'm not gonna be a

40:59

you know my can be your next users. But

41:02

he was the notoriously hop professor. you

41:04

just telling stories as if they're brags.

41:06

the in reality it's just like those

41:08

kind of horrifying situation on this one

41:10

I'm okay with. It's okay. That was

41:12

it. Your professors like I'm I, that

41:14

my professors. What am I know? Power

41:16

Dynamic was my roommate for now. How

41:18

just because just because you're so young

41:20

and you look up at them, it's

41:22

like the person in power over your

41:24

friends and stuff. I don't. I don't

41:26

think he can be truly that you.

41:28

There isn't a level of Power dynamic.

41:30

Their. Yeah, I mean yeah

41:32

I wasn't. It wasn't the best, I will.

41:35

It was my friend, my roommate Cam. it

41:37

was her professor and everybody thought that he

41:39

was so hot and when I got home

41:41

from his house I woke her up to

41:43

be like cats like this. And

41:46

she is like shouted kim. And

41:49

then it's like if you look at his like. Rate

41:51

my professor, it's all. just keep that a

41:53

little hot. The. The. Lula Chili

41:55

Pepper mustard gas said little Chilly Bumper

41:57

Yeah, they only that he was. It.

42:01

It's appropriate for. Yeah,

42:04

I realized that he was high.

42:06

As a separate story about this

42:08

same professor is that my friend

42:10

who had a very similar name

42:12

to this professor got had hemorrhoids

42:14

and he had to get surgery

42:16

on his asshole and our friend

42:18

one of our other friends. While

42:21

while he was in. The Hospital. Or

42:23

like one of our other friends. Reached out

42:25

was like emailing him and was like

42:27

hey bud like i hope your ass

42:29

holes okay likes unsealed I have a

42:31

lot of accidentally him out the professor

42:33

and just like roses long funny email

42:35

about legs lit I'm sorry about your

42:37

bloody ask what that meant to send

42:39

it to our friend realize that in

42:41

school did not have the and then

42:43

features realize that he had said did

42:45

you are to is professor disprove others

42:47

and then at the right have been

42:49

an email back being like okay so

42:51

in this was so friend and in

42:53

context is. The foundation is

42:56

actually very kind nice. the else is

42:58

there but I think that subject line

43:00

was held your bloody as little. As.

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sub reddit said list I'm

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late time lapses over. Like five

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years. While. Lapses

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43:19

consistency. There is a sub reddit

43:21

and titled Time Lapse. Showing the

43:24

world from a different tempura perspective

43:26

of fulfil whole okay what he

43:28

mean by you know it'll have

43:30

an. A video up of like

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a pool of the watermelon. well it's

43:35

disgusting. It is it? Ten thousand meal

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live only decompose. know if it is

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why don't Why the oh or am

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of that is hi I'm lousy but

43:45

I don't like decomposed. Now you know

43:47

what I really hate when I am.

43:49

lapses. Seen. Things bake. And

43:52

what's that I don't know. like you can I

43:54

get a new thing right now like everybody's getting

43:56

into it but it makes me uncomfortable and I

43:58

don't know why. mix. Income is physically

44:01

makes me uncomfortable because of this

44:03

little reaction is time layered Why

44:05

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just really wanted. Yeah I.

44:32

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44:38

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