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Hello and
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welcome to Juicy Scoop. You
2:15
guys, you've got a great show
2:17
ahead of you. I had
2:20
the most incredible week in Palm Beach,
2:22
Florida doing four shows there. We
2:24
had so much fun. I brought my son Brandon,
2:26
who is my tour manager for the week because
2:28
he was on spring break. I met
2:30
so many incredible people in Palm Beach.
2:33
It was just a utopia. The
2:36
most fun ever. And I
2:38
mean, you guys have got to go over to my
2:40
Patreon because on Friday I'm going to tell you everything
2:42
that really happened on the week. It was so juicy.
2:45
I hung out. I had a two hour
2:47
lunch with Ramona Singer and it was amazing.
2:50
I hung out with Jill Zarin, which you're going to
2:52
hear a little bit of that because later in the
2:54
show, I went to Jill's house and
2:56
I interviewed Jill and the
2:58
stew Barbara, who also came to
3:00
my show about what really happened
3:02
on Below Deck because it
3:04
has made quite the splash, no pun intended.
3:07
And people are like, Oh my God, Jill said it was
3:09
supposed to be the most difficult passenger
3:12
ever. We're going to get all into that later
3:15
in the show. There
3:17
was housewives everywhere that came to see my
3:19
show. It was just so fun. And
3:22
I'm going to save all that for
3:25
Friday. Get that Patreon at heathermcdonald.net. Okay.
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But the biggest news happened when
3:31
I was at Jill's house getting ready to
3:33
call a Lyft to take me to the
3:35
airport just yesterday. And
3:37
I hear this voice that sounds
3:40
very familiar. It's mine. I'm
3:42
like, what is that? And Jill's like, Oh
3:44
my God, Heather, Ally just sent this
3:46
to me. Britney Spears just posted you.
3:50
And I'm like, what? So it is
3:52
me doing an impression of Drew
3:54
Barrymore interviewing Britney. So
3:58
now so many people. were writing
4:00
me at friends, relatives,
4:02
juicy scoopers, what is the
4:05
scoop here? She posted it,
4:07
Britney posted it on her 42 million
4:10
followers on Instagram and
4:13
it is, Phil didn't know if she reposted
4:15
me. At first she tagged
4:17
me, I guess originally, no she didn't tag me,
4:19
at first she had her comments on and
4:22
people were writing and tagging me saying,
4:24
oh my God, that's Heather McDonald. And
4:27
she took her comments off which most of
4:29
her posts are always comments off. And
4:32
she wrote, this was so funny, this
4:34
is a Drew Barrymore impressionist
4:36
on my birthday. So
4:39
now, juicy scoopers, let
4:41
me tell you how the story
4:43
came about. It
4:45
was December, which is, I think
4:48
her birthday is December 2nd, I can't remember
4:50
if that was her exact birthday but she
4:52
was out celebrating. I
4:55
was at, was united to
4:57
a private dining club experience
4:59
in Hollywood. And
5:02
I was there with two other people and
5:04
I went to the bathroom and I
5:06
was like, I've been going out a lot,
5:08
it's the holidays, I probably shouldn't have gone out tonight,
5:11
I'm really quite tired. I drove there,
5:13
I'm like, Jesus, show
5:15
me a sign that it was worth it for me to even
5:17
have left my house today. And just
5:19
then, I walked out of the bathroom and
5:22
in the corner of my eye, in my
5:25
peripheral vision I see this blonde
5:28
hair, girl, sunglasses,
5:31
I'm like, what? And it
5:33
is Britney Spears. I am like, how,
5:36
Christmas miracle, what is happening? So
5:38
I go and I sit down, I make
5:41
my friend move so I can watch and
5:43
she's with one other person, this guy, I
5:45
don't know if he was her boyfriend, her
5:47
bodyguard, her friend, I don't know. And
5:50
they're just having dinner and laughing
5:52
and whatever. And it's a private dining club
5:54
and you know, People
5:57
are not even taking, no one's taking a photo.
6:00
Her because you don't do that. The
6:02
Eddies places it's like Hollywood exclusive so
6:04
no one taking a photo. Is
6:06
she or anybody else is using to smoke.
6:08
Nobody cares. The rules don't count. It's.
6:11
It's. Pretty. It's pretty happening. so I'm like
6:13
oh my God. So then. I.
6:16
See. That she's with her manager who a
6:18
nap before. Kate. Hudson and he
6:20
calls me over and act real cool
6:22
like authorize I read your book and
6:24
she's like. And. She's got her
6:26
a little Arabian sunglasses on. she had
6:29
a brown boots on sensible brown boots
6:31
and a white outfit and shoes. In
6:33
a great mood and she's happy. And
6:35
and six. And then I left because
6:37
I didn't wanna be that person like
6:40
I was many years ago when I
6:42
sat down with Jerry Seinfeld unwanted the
6:44
classic other story. So anyway I leave
6:46
and see tax beanies like combat. She
6:48
was tucked you more. I'm like goodbye
6:50
to my friends. Go
6:52
right over there and see says.
6:55
Heather is incredible. Community does all
6:57
these impressions. Do Drew
6:59
Barrymore and I just. And
7:01
right when she goes about and right what
7:03
I start she just whips out or phone
7:05
again you're not must be filming at these
7:07
places but it's pretty spears and nobody cares
7:09
and her lights on and she starts filling
7:11
me and I just go for adults he
7:13
goes by best performances as through but you
7:15
know she's my favorite to do. So I
7:17
start guide oh my god. Britney.
7:20
I'm such an san. You are
7:22
so special it's like hit me
7:24
one more time with this incredible
7:26
bookkeeper. I don't even know what
7:29
I was sex but she's laughing
7:31
and filming it and I'm like.
7:33
It. Is back in December. I'm oh am going
7:35
to wake up. To tomorrow. And.
7:38
They. We went on it had
7:40
some other phone conversation also that night kind
7:43
yea and his wife Bianca were in the
7:45
corner of the room but I do not
7:47
go over there and at that time she
7:49
was i think wearing more than just nylon.
7:51
So it was It had not reached the
7:53
peak that it's not yet, it was it.
7:55
It was an epic night but I was
7:57
trying to be cool l a lady said
8:00
you know that's why didn't come and tell
8:02
the juice dead. But. Now that she
8:04
had decided that I'd miss Drew Barrymore impression,
8:06
I don't know what happened because I just.
8:09
For. The first time to let story on stage
8:11
in Palm Beach and I'll like There's no way
8:13
someone in Palm Beach like letter know I really
8:15
think the universe is worked out and ip shoes
8:18
just scrolling through her phone. Thought. It
8:20
was funny and posted it and I'm
8:22
so flattered an issue was really sweet
8:24
and find. And. Then they
8:26
were gonna go to an after party at
8:28
some. They're. Like you want to go to
8:30
a dancing after for. Oh
8:33
the other the africa to tell you is. After.
8:36
She filled me doing drew. On
8:39
see that as he she says dude you
8:41
me and I got oh yes I do
8:43
and I took off by jacket and she
8:45
screamed with glee like so excited and then
8:48
I just did what I know how to
8:50
do what I just did for dancing. In
8:53
her for yea and her spinning and are
8:55
dancing and showing off her outfits and she's
8:57
like film yet she goes. Oh
9:00
you're doing my Instagram I got oh yeah you
9:02
know I can't I don't I don't sing as
9:04
well as you so i to submit a do
9:06
your dancing. On your in success. Which.
9:09
Had a good attitude about it. She was
9:11
bud and then. They. Invited me to
9:13
go to the after party, the at the
9:15
after party and as much as the old
9:18
Heather would have loved to have gone, the
9:20
new Heather which was only about two days
9:22
old, decided you know white girl, you got
9:24
everything you want! This was amazing! Maybe.
9:27
God will bless you and show post
9:29
this and even though it took many
9:31
months, she did post it. I. Have
9:33
to hang out with are more! It was great to
9:35
see that she was out. And having
9:38
fun and I'm you know and
9:40
people weren't bothering or anything so
9:42
hopefully so go out. Also, you
9:44
can go hang out in Calabasas.
9:46
We. Can go on a hike girl. We.
9:48
Can go to Joey's We can go to
9:51
the Cheesecake Factory with Pawn Yea and Bianca
9:53
at the Westfield Mall into paying. Got what
9:55
ever you want? Girl Eight One Eight till
9:57
I die. Call me. Okay
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now. Speaking.
10:02
Of new hot child stars that if.
10:05
Take you to turn. Jojo. See
10:07
why? I. Mean my gosh,
10:09
she was one of the originals of
10:11
the Abby Lee dance Moms show where
10:13
Abby Lee would like verbally abused these
10:15
little perfect dancers and she was one
10:18
of them. After that she went on
10:20
to be always have the bows in
10:22
her hair and it was kind of
10:24
I've never seen like isn't she a
10:26
little older be still wearing these both
10:28
but sheath. Edo. Was huge
10:30
on you tube. she had song, she had clothes.
10:33
she had all these things little girls loved or.
10:36
Then. Around nineteen she came
10:38
out as a lesbian and
10:40
now this is her new
10:42
i'm emergence of her new
10:44
song karma. So. She
10:46
comes out the at the I Heart
10:48
Music Awards and she is dressed like
10:51
this with Lake. This kind of. She.
10:54
Basically took a few characters from
10:56
the rock group Chess and made
10:58
her own fifth character. Okay, and
11:00
she's walking out Her and she's
11:02
got a black discharge wrote her
11:04
eyes as Jezebel of As We
11:06
voice at us things are going
11:08
viral about it and so she's
11:11
be interviewed and disguise like. Adverse.
11:13
To ask her about her Pike? I did
11:15
know, but of course she has a Pike
11:17
Us to? Just oh yeah. Like who would
11:20
be my ideal guest on my podcast? Oh
11:22
okay, Let's. Kill a
11:24
crazy of. One. Of
11:27
my exits and hideous.
11:30
I realize they can be last art. Also.
11:33
She drives around a Tesla.
11:36
That. Is the Jojo see what? Tesla
11:38
with his per face. Not like
11:40
there's like from when she had to
11:42
both around it and apparently. People.
11:44
Spot at all or over L A it's all
11:47
or tic toc and she's like cutting people off
11:49
and stuff. I don't
11:51
know I'm of and it's so funny
11:53
there's a ought to also the day
11:55
and said she does this saws which
11:57
is ugh that risk little get have
11:59
added. Karma a bitch and then
12:01
and any she's doing this like really
12:04
hard dnc it's kind of crazy. it's
12:06
really grasp it's really a great. But.
12:08
She is a really great dancer. And.
12:11
See. You know it,
12:13
It's a different kind of dancing
12:15
to A but she really knows
12:17
her answers. Financing says he was
12:19
little and being that she is
12:21
kind of a more masculine fronting
12:23
lesbian now I and I would
12:26
harass little boys that are dancing
12:28
and this I love it all.
12:30
I think it was genius marketing
12:32
the song is in my head
12:34
and that some people being critical
12:36
saying that. In. Her Interview: She's
12:38
like nobody's done this before me. Nobody made
12:40
this kind of transition from what I was
12:42
before to this day. pop punk music I'm
12:44
doing and the. The. Video is like
12:47
her kind of aggressively like making out and
12:49
humping these different women. and I guess she
12:51
is kind of a tale of. How. She
12:53
cheated on two girlfriends who they
12:55
cheated on her iredale but. What?
12:58
A viral moment. I. Don't
13:00
know where she got this idea of from chess?
13:02
I don't You just discovered kids are how she
13:04
decided this is gonna be her work. But.
13:07
If she what is your shown up
13:09
with white a show like nipples out
13:11
or her ass out and it was
13:13
like oh look a Jojo see one
13:15
out like that would never have gotten
13:17
the attention that this. Unexpected.
13:20
Somewhat cringe you some would say experience
13:22
has gotten her. So listen Jojo I
13:24
too have a podcast and I would
13:27
love to have you on on. I'd
13:29
love to know about your whole life,
13:31
her childhood, you do. I.
13:34
Know that she was. Nice to Abby
13:36
Lee when she was either saic or and presence
13:38
is there that read somewhere she was take the
13:41
one. Little. Dance girl at visited her
13:43
I would just love to hear all about
13:45
it and of the song is catchy. It's
13:48
in my head, I can't get enough of it and
13:50
I'm going to try to do the dance. Soon.
13:52
But a lot of people have been lot of fun
13:55
with this. This guy's. She calls himself
13:57
Corey See was. See. Was
13:59
doing. Impression. That he made
14:01
the outset and the hair and it's
14:03
than really funny And you also want
14:06
to say that a once again and.
14:09
Jojo. I'm sorry, but I beat
14:11
you to it because. When. My sister
14:14
Shannon our very little kiss was a
14:16
huge deal and my brother was a
14:18
huge fan. And for Halloween he made
14:20
Shannon I to of the characters. From.
14:22
Test and Shannon as we speak is
14:24
trying to find the photo from that
14:27
Halloween but he put foil on heart
14:29
or boots. He's cut us out a
14:31
guitar. he did all the make of
14:34
use. Really good at art. And.
14:37
So I can't wait to get those photos.
14:39
But good for you. Judge out. Of
14:41
Somebody com as are So funny. they're like Jojo
14:44
dances like her vibrator is stuck in her pants.
14:49
But then also some people say she's still.
14:51
She's kind of reverting back to like the
14:53
whole that because when she doesn't have the
14:55
black stars are in her eyes, she's got
14:57
the sparkly beads in her hair she's wearing
14:59
the pony tails against. This is Tai going
15:01
back to that twelve year old girl that
15:03
she was. When she was
15:06
like twenty but you're still going like top
15:08
I don't else I'm fascinated. I like what
15:10
she's doing. Come on now J Lo I've
15:12
talked about last couple episodes where she's kind
15:15
out a lot of backlash, a lot of
15:17
people. I'm calling her out
15:19
for her Bodega. Sit
15:22
for a bodega of.
15:25
Ordering that it's not authentic and they don't believe that
15:27
she was really going to the Bodega as a living
15:29
in the Bronx. So. She went
15:31
out the other night girls night just like
15:33
every other girl. took a photo of herself
15:35
going on when out to dinner and I
15:38
looked at it and since really pretty at
15:40
this dinner with this woman. And
15:42
she's like oh, you know, Prozac And
15:44
then somebody I noticed right? it's top
15:46
somebody wrote this. And said
15:48
well I work at the restaurant where I
15:50
had did are today. She was very regal.
15:52
I had the honor of presenting her salad.
15:56
And like that. Is so weird. Why
15:58
would a waiter right that and right
16:00
under somebody wrote oh my god her
16:02
team has actual bought in her comments
16:04
now so than I clicked on the
16:06
person who supposedly presented the salad. And.
16:09
It had a. Ten.
16:11
Posts like know followers a
16:13
very sake looking blonde woman.
16:16
And. I'm like oh my god I think
16:18
because there's all these tic talks. That. Have
16:21
been saying that oh she doesn't wanna look
16:23
people in the eye and whatever these stories
16:25
are with sir servers are people that have
16:27
worked for her friends. That.
16:29
Maybe now, maybe she didn't do it. May
16:31
be super fans are doing it trying to
16:33
change the narrative that hey I were to
16:35
this restaurant and what I gave her salad.
16:38
she was great but just the way this
16:40
is written presented her solid. Sounds like it
16:42
might be. A bot in which something
16:44
was translated. I don't know a lot. A
16:46
lot of what I've discovered in the past
16:48
six months makes me think that not saying
16:50
that it's. Jail or who ordered it? That.
16:53
This happened but I thought that was a
16:55
very interesting thing being that we've talked about
16:57
in last couple weeks and how a team
16:59
or fans make. Told him. Infiltrate.
17:02
To. Change it to be a positive
17:05
thing vs all the ones that are negative.
17:07
Liz L. following up lives Are Now
17:09
has said. Ah, You.
17:12
Know I blood people are like I think
17:14
she listens to Juice is good cause I
17:16
said you know maybe you just need to
17:18
quit listening to all the haters and that's
17:20
what she said She goes i'm quitting my
17:22
attitude A Listing the haters I'm gonna go
17:24
back to singing and doing music and she
17:26
says is why she's wearing like a green
17:28
one piece suit She looks really good but
17:31
now she says she's gonna go back to
17:33
her original name Melissa and she wrote this
17:35
like blog kind of about her life in
17:37
her childhood and I think that's the right
17:39
thing I think. but I think you need
17:41
to. Just go away. As a she's to
17:43
take care of. Whatever. The
17:46
disgruntled employee dancers have going
17:48
on. Settle. That whatever that
17:50
is. Work. On you music
17:52
do her thing. Come back but
17:54
sure come back as Melissa. I.
17:57
Mean P. Diddy stage name five times as.
18:00
He worked out for him. On.
18:02
Morgan Wall and not to be confused
18:04
with my other favorite country singer, Morgan.
18:06
What I'm gonna make you Love They.
18:09
Morgan. Wall and last night away
18:11
led the league or top. Okay,
18:13
so excited for stagecoach! Hope this
18:15
doesn't screw up his. Appearance
18:17
there but I get he's he
18:20
may have let. The. Liquor Talk:
18:22
blicher. Whatever. And
18:24
he threw a chair. Off. Of the country
18:26
bar, honky tonk bar, Ah,
18:29
the other night in Nashville. now he's
18:31
that in trouble. In the past they
18:33
had him saying racial slur in which
18:35
he apologized for he had some the
18:37
else happened right around and Snl appearance.
18:40
At he's not a good but
18:42
he still I romanticize. but this
18:44
one. Nobody. Was hurt so
18:46
there was as he was arrested with
18:48
out on bail. It's going to be
18:51
a little something. Just please still come
18:53
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18:55
like your music but just don't throwing chairs and
18:57
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21:08
you guys sad news in the
21:10
Gypsy Rose Blanchard world. This
21:14
D is on fire! Well as
21:17
we know she is getting divorced. This did not
21:19
work with the D that was on fire and
21:22
her husband who seemed to
21:24
really enjoy the limelight has come
21:26
forward and said that you're
21:29
gonna see it all of what made
21:31
us break up because there is another
21:33
documentary I guess they filmed them doing
21:36
all the press, part of something
21:38
and we're gonna see what broke them up.
21:41
She since has been out and seen
21:43
with her boyfriend so I guess there
21:45
was a boyfriend either
21:47
before the one that killed her
21:49
mom or maybe there was maybe
21:53
there was another one that she met in
21:55
prison before this one that she married. Anyway
21:57
she's out with an old flame. They got
21:59
matching. tattoos and then
22:01
she also announced she's getting
22:04
plastic surgery and she showed her first photo
22:06
after her nose job which we knew this
22:08
was going to happen. Listen,
22:11
podcasting is on its way she's gonna
22:13
have a podcast and
22:15
when she gets tired of that and realizes how hard
22:17
it is she's gonna do
22:20
OnlyFans. I'm sorry and whatever that is
22:22
that's gonna happen and I
22:24
hate to always predict the people's futures
22:26
but I do and I don't
22:29
know how interested people are. I feel like this
22:31
got so much hype a couple weeks ago
22:33
and I don't know how much people really care why
22:35
she broke up with the
22:38
Diaz on Fire former teacher guy that
22:40
she met in prison. I don't know who
22:42
cares. Well I guess I do because
22:44
I just talked about it. Okay now Aoki
22:47
Lee Simmons daughter of
22:49
Russell Simmons and Kimora
22:52
Lee Simmons. She
22:54
is I think she's
22:56
only 21 but
22:58
she was out seeing dating and
23:01
love kissing in St. Bart's
23:04
with this 65 year
23:07
old restaurant group founder.
23:09
His name is Vittorio
23:11
Asif and they're
23:13
just having a great time and you know
23:17
they are in their swim shorts
23:19
and she's in her bikini and
23:22
they're kissing and in love and so
23:24
people were kind of freaked out because
23:26
it is like a 40 year age
23:28
difference but
23:30
hey you know
23:32
pretty juicy pretty juicy. Okay also
23:37
Miley Cyrus's ex-husband
23:40
Liam Hensworth posted
23:43
some great after-workout gym
23:45
selfie and apparently
23:48
Noah Cyrus who is her
23:50
younger sister who
23:52
is either about to get married
23:54
or engaged but also Noah dated
23:57
their mother's now husband before
24:00
he dated the mother. They dated.
24:02
Okay? So somehow
24:07
the internet discovered that Noah
24:10
liked Liam's self-selfie
24:14
after workout. Just liked it. And
24:17
I mean but the way they
24:19
write it like Eno's writes, it
24:21
looks like Noah Cyrus adores Liam's
24:23
Hemsworth's recent gym selfie. Adores? So
24:26
now is like now turning to adores or
24:28
it's just Eno's like
24:31
looking up different words to use besides like
24:33
I don't know. But could
24:36
it be that she never stopped following him? Could it
24:38
be that she had an assistant who liked it? Could
24:40
it be that this was a moment to try to
24:42
get a little bit of press? Or was it was
24:45
it just like a oh I'm
24:47
not even thinking about it but he was my brother-in-law at
24:49
one time and good for him for working out. I
24:52
don't know but I think the story really is
24:54
how people make such a big deal out of
24:56
possibly liking something and it wasn't even like a
24:58
conscious like type
25:00
of situation. Okay
25:03
in sad divorce news, Sasha
25:06
Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher, they've been married
25:08
for quite a while. They have three kids.
25:11
We never really heard about their marriage. They
25:13
didn't do like lots of talk shows where
25:15
they're you know they weren't basically
25:17
they weren't Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos.
25:19
Okay they weren't one of those people
25:21
that made their PR moments
25:23
about their marriage even though she's a very
25:26
good comedic actress of course. He is
25:29
a great comedic actor very funny but
25:31
they did announce they've been living separately
25:33
for about a year. They wanted the
25:35
kids to know about
25:37
it accept it, see how it
25:39
goes. So they are getting divorced
25:42
and apparently it was fights over
25:44
parenting and different schedules and things.
25:46
That's what people are reporting. That's
25:49
why they broke up but of course they want to be great
25:52
parents for their kids. When it
25:54
first came out people thought does this have
25:56
anything to do with the fact that Rebel
25:58
Wilson who has her book I
26:00
think it's going to be out tomorrow or maybe it's out this
26:02
week, but all these articles have come out
26:04
in which she Said
26:07
it was Sasha Barry Cohen that asked her to
26:09
do these awful things he wanted
26:11
her to stick her finger in his
26:13
butt in a scene that wasn't in the script and
26:16
She said he acted like an a-hole
26:18
according to her. He denied it. Anyway,
26:21
it was just kind of Interesting
26:23
timing that the announcement of their
26:25
divorce came out shortly after that
26:28
makes me wonder Did
26:30
Ila be like, um, yeah We're
26:34
done. We don't need to milk this
26:36
out any longer. I want
26:38
to get on with my life I don't like
26:40
the press that my ex is getting and
26:43
I'd like to start here Separating myself officially
26:45
from him let people know this has
26:47
been going on for a while and like
26:50
have a clean break because she is A really great
26:52
actress, but when I think about it, I
26:54
don't remember. I remember she was so funny in
26:56
the wedding crashers That's what I feel we were
26:58
introduced to her and I don't know that I've
27:00
seen her in that much since then I mean,
27:02
she's raising a family and everything. So
27:05
maybe this is like, okay, I'm ready to like start
27:07
it I'm ready to start working again, and I don't
27:10
want to be tied to someone that treated
27:13
women poorly Even
27:15
if it's only rebels account. So
27:17
there we go with that Speaking
27:20
also of divorce the horrible
27:22
selling sunset Christine Quinn situation going
27:24
on with her husband Where
27:27
he where she alleges that he threw
27:29
a bag of glass at
27:31
her to hit their child He
27:34
now has filed for divorce. There's back and
27:36
forth trying to get restraining orders against each
27:38
other I think she did get one and
27:40
he and he tried to get one against
27:42
her that was denied but he is now
27:44
in fact filed for divorce and We
27:47
want to get her and Chelsea back on selling
27:49
sunset. We want them in their tiny outfits meaning
27:52
billionaires going on
27:54
jets and Selling 18
27:57
million dollar homes. So let's see that happen
28:01
Now, the latest on
28:04
Angelina and Brad
28:06
Pitt, the never-ending long
28:08
horrible divorce, is
28:11
just getting worse because now she
28:13
has come out and said that
28:15
there was physical abuse on
28:18
domestic abuse between him onto
28:21
her, allegedly, before
28:23
the incident on the plane in
28:26
which right after that incident on
28:28
the plane where the stories were
28:30
that he was drunk and
28:32
he was physical with, I
28:35
believe, Maddox, that
28:38
there was something going on with her.
28:40
He has denied that. It's just gotten
28:42
uglier and just makes you... I
28:47
think that the reason people aren't as
28:49
up in arms about these
28:52
allegations against Brad Pitt, one
28:54
is there
28:56
are allegations. I don't know if there's a way
28:59
to prove if any of it is true and
29:01
if that's something that she wants to do or
29:03
not. But it seems
29:05
like he's had a little resurgence.
29:07
He's always looking great. I feel like he
29:09
was recently on the red carpet and kind
29:11
of getting back into it. He said he's
29:14
been sober. But
29:16
once again, I feel like even
29:21
though I think she's an incredible mother and
29:23
a great actress and she's been doing so
29:25
much, I feel that people are still like...
29:29
Brad Pitt cheated on Jen
29:31
Aniston when they were doing Mr.
29:33
and Mrs. Smith and they
29:36
were so insensitive once
29:38
they fell in love and pursued
29:40
their relationship. I remember
29:43
there was this huge spread of
29:45
them, just Brad and Angelina, when they were
29:47
just dating. I don't even know if the
29:49
divorce was over yet with Jen Aniston. They
29:52
did this 1960s chic spread. Before
29:58
they had kids of their own, it
30:00
was only... I think Angelina only had
30:02
Maddox and Pax at the time. And
30:08
they had all these cute little kids that looked
30:10
like them, all dressed like they were
30:12
in the 1960s, playing around
30:15
in a Palm Springs backyard. And
30:18
then they went on to have all these kids
30:20
and be this perfect family for the cameras and
30:22
then we find out that it wasn't and
30:25
they aren't together. But I
30:27
still feel like people think of her as the
30:30
vixen that stole the man from
30:33
Jen and not the anger
30:35
wasn't for Brad then and I
30:37
feel like the anger isn't for Brad now. And
30:40
I think that's just an interesting
30:42
observation of how fans react and
30:44
how women treat other
30:46
women. But as Jen would
30:48
say, oh God, I am sorry. I
30:50
am sorry that this is happening. But
30:53
God, karma's a bitch. Karma's a
30:55
bitch. I
30:57
mean really, JoJo and Jennifer Aniston need
31:00
to go and get her Tesla and
31:02
go to Sunset Tower. It's
31:04
one of Jen Aniston's favorite restaurants. And then Brittany and I will join
31:06
her and so will Drew Barrymore
31:08
as me. Okay, what a fun day. Now
31:11
this isn't fun. This is
31:14
another lawsuit, part
31:16
of the Bravo reality
31:18
reckoning situation. Savannah
31:22
Pump Rules, Faye Stowers, she
31:24
was the girl who
31:27
was on a lot of episodes apparently
31:31
apparent to this lawsuit, wasn't a
31:33
regular, was never like in a poster, but
31:35
on the show as one of the friends
31:37
also working at the restaurant and
31:40
the juicy storyline with her is
31:42
it gets revealed that while Jackson,
31:44
Brittany were not married, they were
31:46
in love couple.
31:49
It gets revealed that one night he went
31:52
and apparently he and Faye had
31:54
sex, not on camera, not while
31:56
they were filming, but while she,
31:58
her side gig, because Apparently, according
32:00
to this lawsuit, she only made
32:03
$5,000 total ever working on Vanderpump
32:05
rules. So she
32:07
was a hospice
32:09
care nurse or something, or caregiver,
32:11
elderly caregiver. And while she
32:14
was at some elderly caregiver person's house, Jax
32:17
came over and they apparently
32:19
had sex and it gets revealed on the
32:21
show and that's when Brittany goes, rotten
32:24
hell, Jax, rotten hell. But
32:27
she forgave him. They got married. They
32:29
are now, they had a child, they
32:32
booked the Valley and now they too
32:34
are separated, Brittany and Jax. And
32:36
every interview I see with Brittany sounds like,
32:39
I don't really know that they're going to make it. Sounds
32:41
like she's liking her time separately and it sounds like
32:43
he's not crawling on his knees begging
32:45
for her to back and saying, I'm a piece
32:47
of poo, which is what he needs to do.
32:50
So I don't know, maybe they are happy
32:52
living this situation right now, but she
32:56
has gotten the same attorneys,
32:58
Mark Garagos, as
33:00
well as Leah from
33:03
Real Housewives of New York. Leah
33:05
of course is suing saying they made her do all
33:07
these, encouraged her to
33:09
drink and everything on set and do
33:12
humiliating things. She too says she didn't
33:14
get paid very much doing
33:16
the Real Housewives of New York and that she
33:18
made more on OnlyFans in two weeks than she
33:20
ever did on an entire season of Real Housewives
33:22
of New York. So
33:24
they're revealing, we know that they don't pay
33:27
much until you've been a seasoned person on
33:29
these shows for years. But
33:31
in this lawsuit, she says things,
33:33
storylines were manipulated, there
33:35
were racial
33:38
slurs her way, which
33:41
I don't believe were ever captured on camera
33:43
when this affair broke out. This
33:46
is where Kristen Stasi got in
33:48
trouble for speaking about her on
33:50
their podcast and took them off
33:52
the shows for many years. So
33:54
it's all getting bubbled up again
33:56
and it's just interesting
33:59
that this law came this week
34:01
because on the Valley they address
34:03
all of this. They address how
34:05
Kristen got kicked off of Vanderpump
34:07
Rules based on things that she
34:09
said and did during this time
34:11
and during 2020 and that she's
34:13
back and then there's conversations with
34:15
the new cast members where a
34:17
new cast member where they were
34:20
accusing her of being a Republican
34:22
and therefore she was racist so everyone's talking about
34:24
that and it's like the Valley and then
34:27
there's this couple that one that this
34:30
couple Melissa and her husband they
34:33
are meeting with a
34:35
marriage counselor who's actually a life
34:37
coach. She's not a marriage counselor but he's a life
34:39
coach but anyway gave pretty good advice and
34:41
their marriage we're seeing is in a lot
34:44
of trouble. They sense have announced that they're
34:46
either separated or getting divorced so
34:49
there is a lot of real juice
34:51
that is coming out of the Valley
34:53
and not just because I live
34:55
here but it's
34:57
very good. That show has really surprised a
34:59
lot of people and that comes right after
35:02
Vanderpump so watch it all.
35:04
It's unfolding. Also Brandy
35:06
Glanville is not happy because a
35:10
producer from, executive producer
35:12
Lisa Shannon has submitted
35:15
her statement
35:17
saying that her recollection between the
35:19
Brandy Glanville and the Caroline Manzo
35:21
incident in the Ultimate Girls trip
35:23
which unfortunately we probably will never
35:25
see that that season. She
35:29
says she recalls Caroline Manzo saying
35:31
she felt uncomfortable but
35:33
not sexually violated but Brandy's
35:35
like that doesn't do anything
35:37
for me. I'm still distraught
35:40
over these accusations. My life you know
35:42
I've had medical issues and stress because
35:44
of all of this and so I'm
35:47
not sure if that was a deposition or
35:49
what's going on with that whole case but
35:51
of course Caroline is also part of the
35:53
reality reckoning ensuing NBC
35:56
and Bravo and the production company for what happened
35:58
on that trip work. She said She
36:00
felt sexually violated by Brandy. So
36:03
oh my god a lot there
36:06
latest on P Diddy his son
36:08
also has been now accused of
36:11
sexual assault his son is Christian
36:13
he's 26
36:16
and the case says it's filed by grace
36:18
Oh Marquet
36:20
grace worked as a steward on Diddy's yacht and
36:23
she claims that Christian assaulted her during a trip
36:25
in December of 2022 she
36:27
said that he pressured her to consume alcohol
36:30
groped her and attempted to
36:32
force her to perform oral sex and It
36:35
led to her determination
36:38
actually His actions led
36:40
to her being terminated caused her mental health
36:43
anxiety panic attacks suicidal thoughts and a
36:45
news order epileptic seizures,
36:47
so the Lawsuit also
36:50
named Diddy as a defendant accusing him of
36:52
aiding and abetting his son in
36:54
the alleged assault So
36:56
this is all par and this
36:58
was This is all
37:02
The oh this she claims that
37:04
the complaint that was around this
37:06
time Christian boarded the yacht to
37:08
record with music producer Rodney little
37:10
Rod Jones That is who
37:13
has also filed a lawsuit accusing Diddy
37:15
of all this sexual assault Also,
37:18
these three of the women that were
37:20
listed in that lawsuit as his sex
37:22
workers They have all denied that they
37:24
were his sex workers. So there's a
37:26
lot of You
37:29
know a lot going on with the
37:31
with this case Meanwhile, he was seen
37:33
like enjoying himself on his vacation P.
37:36
Diddy and and his attorneys are
37:38
like this is a witch hunt This is we
37:40
didn't need this many people coming to raid the
37:42
houses what's going on with this, but we'll
37:45
see What did they find in those in
37:47
his two residents? And then of course this
37:49
lawsuits a whole separate thing with
37:51
his son Whoo,
37:53
okay Also,
37:56
thirty million dollars was stolen a lot
37:58
of people think there's a connection there somehow, like how
38:01
could this happen? Why did this not go to a
38:03
bank? It went to this
38:05
vault on Easter. They definitely think
38:07
it's like an in possibly an
38:09
inside job. How they put all
38:11
this money in this vault, they
38:13
went like through the wall. It wasn't at a bank.
38:15
It's just there's a lot of
38:18
strange things happening. But
38:20
now for a very juicy thing, like
38:22
I said, a lot of people were
38:24
interested in Jill Zarin's trip
38:26
on Below Deck. It
38:29
was featured the last two episodes.
38:32
You see her as a guest. She was not a
38:34
primary. She was a guest. We're going to hear all
38:36
about it right now. And the cute
38:39
girl Barbara who worked on the boat, she
38:41
was there as well when I interviewed them
38:43
both at Jill's house. They both came to
38:45
my show. She tells what it's like, how
38:48
she got on the show. Get ready for
38:50
a really fun, juicy interview straight from Jill
38:52
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41:37
So first I'm going to make you say what
41:39
you said before. Tell
41:42
me about how you got
41:44
invited by your friend. You
41:46
thought it would be a great idea. You weren't at all
41:48
worried how you might come off. I
41:50
know I've been offered. I'd
41:53
have to pay as well. But I
41:55
just imagine them screaming that I'm
41:57
paying all this money. I would want
41:59
a buttery Chardonnay. If it was a dry
42:01
Chardonnay, if it wasn't from the Napa Valley, I'd
42:03
be a little bit bummed. And I imagined them
42:05
saying, oh God, who did this old wine-o wants
42:08
your wine? Like I always imagined exactly where it'd
42:10
be. Also, I didn't want to see the back
42:12
side of me like going down a slide. I
42:15
have to say that was the best part of the whole show
42:17
for me, me in a pink bathing suit. That was the best
42:19
part of the show for me. I never looked
42:21
so good in a bathing suit. I've always, I never,
42:23
let me tell you something, I have never won a bathing
42:25
suit on Housewives of any television show. I said I will
42:27
never, I don't even take photos in bathing suits, but for
42:30
some reason I had lost some weight. Thank you, send
42:32
the glute to us. And I was
42:34
feeling good. And I did wear a bathing
42:36
suit. So that was the best part. That's really all I could
42:38
say about it. So you were saying the
42:41
deal was you fly there for the night
42:43
in a hotel and then you
42:45
guys get on and it's
42:47
really only a few meals. Okay,
42:49
so let me explain. First of all, it
42:52
was in Granada and Granada is actually very expensive to get
42:54
there. There aren't that many flights. So from Miami, it was
42:56
like $800 a ticket for coach, which
42:58
was I think a lot. So we paid
43:00
for our own flight, we paid for the hotel, and
43:02
we contributed to the tip. And the
43:05
tip was not little. I'm actually
43:07
going to do a survey on my Instagram
43:11
or whatever and ask people what they think a
43:13
tip should be or generous tip should be when
43:15
you're on a yacht of that size and you
43:17
pay, we paid $45,000 for literally five meals. And
43:19
I'll tell
43:22
you how it goes. We,
43:25
and remember, you know, it's, you're enjoying it, but you're
43:27
also being filmed. So we're actually, even though I'm not
43:29
paying, not only am I not paid, we're paying, we're
43:31
contributing to making the show. And of course I went
43:33
in with the attitude, I want to make a good
43:35
show. And I was me. I literally was me. I
43:37
wasn't not me. I was me the way I am
43:39
in my real life. If I like my Diet Coke,
43:41
I want another, you know, if I don't like it,
43:43
I'm going to send it back. If I don't like
43:45
my food, I send it back. Most people do. And
43:48
this is definitely a service industry. Um, a mega yacht.
43:50
This is not a yacht. This was a mega yacht.
43:53
This is 190 foot with, I
43:55
don't know how many crew 15. I think we're 10
43:57
9 10, but it should be like 13. to
44:00
14. It should be. It should be. So you were
44:02
down a few people. We're definitely down. We're down
44:04
two. I think you got there or one. I
44:06
don't know if you were down one upstairs. Dylan
44:08
got there. We're down one inside. You were down
44:10
one inside. But really you're down two on the
44:12
way to the side there again. Only six total. No,
44:14
there were eight. Eight of you guys. So
44:16
imagine there's only one. So I mean,
44:19
I would rather you explain how it works with what, who does
44:21
what, like when you have three people. I assume when you have
44:23
three, let me go back to
44:25
how much it costs. So it's $45,000 for, for two nights. You get on the boat
44:33
at 12 o'clock right away. You get lunch and
44:35
you get a explanation, which I
44:37
actually taped on my phone. I'm going to
44:39
post a phrase you're explaining the layout of
44:41
the, of the, of the next two days.
44:44
In fact, one of the things he emphasized
44:46
is that, which is ironic, is that did
44:48
he snacks and food all the time everywhere?
44:50
He actually emphasized that and completely
44:53
didn't deliver. And I have to tell you
44:55
when I think about the trip, it was
44:57
the head stews job to make
44:59
sure things went seamlessly. And I kind of
45:01
blamed him for the trip not being kind
45:03
of a total disaster for my parents who
45:05
I felt horrible for. They spent enormous amount
45:08
of money. They hadn't been on a ship
45:10
like this before. I wanted them to have
45:12
an amazing experience because I've been on them
45:14
and they are an amazing experience. You
45:17
asked me what I, why did I do
45:19
the show? I did it because my friends wanted to
45:21
be on the go on television. I don't blame them.
45:23
A lot of people do. And I didn't mind doing
45:25
it with them because as long as
45:27
I'm me, I'm good. And
45:29
they, the problem was in offense
45:31
is that the, the crew really reamed me.
45:34
And I think that if the crew had
45:36
a different attitude towards me and said, Oh,
45:38
Jill, she's a little pushy. She's a Jewish
45:40
mother. She's a little bit of a know
45:42
it all. I think everybody would have, you
45:44
know, leaned into it. Okay. Well, let me
45:46
just tell you as my friend, okay. So
45:48
I knew I was coming out to see
45:50
you this week as I'm getting
45:52
ready, I think to get on the
45:54
plane, whatever I'm doing my makeup and
45:57
I called you and I was
45:59
like, Don't defend
46:01
yourself. Don't answer the hate.
46:04
Lean into it. It's funny. It's
46:06
TV. It is. No
46:08
offense to how cute Barbie is, but I
46:11
feel like Below Deck wasn't getting a lot
46:13
of buzz until this episode. Of course, I
46:15
follow all the shows and I
46:17
wasn't getting like the talking, maybe because the crew is
46:19
new, the captains knew, that type of thing. But I
46:21
always love it. The shows always do great. But
46:23
I was like, just, it'll
46:26
be okay. And it
46:28
was, it was so funny. And when you were on
46:30
my show earlier, we talked about the Diet Coke and
46:33
how a Coke has to be cold already before you
46:35
put it on the ice. So who got the instruction?
46:37
Did you originally get the instruction of how to make
46:39
a Diet Coke? I received the instruction
46:41
with the ice and the Coke. Did you know that about
46:43
Coke, that it had to be cold? I did it. And
46:45
my father worked for Coca-Cola for 25 years. Did he agree
46:47
with me? He did. Thank you. So
46:52
your father worked for Diet Coke for 25 years. For
46:54
25 years. And he said it's supposed to be colder.
46:56
It goes flat. Thank you very much. Your time on
46:58
Ice. Thank you so much. Right.
47:01
And you know what? So I come from a place
47:03
for people who don't know me, but if they see
47:05
me on TV, I'm exactly the way I am.
47:07
I come from a place of always in
47:09
love and teaching. I'm always trying to help
47:11
people. I see myself as the 60-year-old Jewish
47:13
mother who's had a lifetime of a wisdom. My
47:16
parents are alive, thank God, and they're still teaching
47:18
me. And I want to pay
47:20
it forward and I want to share it. So
47:22
I see, so when I met Barb on the
47:24
boat, she said, I'm a fangirl, I love housewives,
47:26
so I had an immediate attraction
47:28
to you. So I felt very
47:30
motherly towards you. So when I was telling
47:32
good things, it wasn't to reprimand her at
47:35
all, and it may have come off that
47:37
way. It wasn't even reprimanded. But I wanted
47:39
to help her and teach her that, like,
47:41
don't pour warm soda on ice because it
47:43
goes flat. But the way they edited
47:45
it, and I don't want to blame the edit, but all you saw was me
47:47
talking. If you had heard anyone else
47:50
talking in my group, they're not mute, they're not
47:52
deaf, they do speak, they all have a voice.
47:54
Gary has the biggest voice, and
47:57
the loudest and the funniest. He was completely
47:59
cut off. out of the show. So are,
48:01
have you talked to your friends since the air?
48:04
I have to say Barbie coming
48:06
to my defense and not even
48:08
to my defense. Barbie just saying
48:10
what really happened or actually just
48:12
feeling bad about what you said, whatever you said you're
48:15
feeling really helped me because nobody would
48:17
come to say anything to say. And how
48:19
did it happen? You just de-ender or you've
48:21
had each other's numbers? We had already
48:23
been in contact with each other. In
48:25
fact, Barbie had done an interview for entertainment tonight and
48:27
completely, well what did you say? Do you remember? I
48:30
said I love Jill, you know she's a little complicated
48:32
but I love her and I love her rugs. I
48:34
love her rugs. I wanted Jill's air dryer. This is
48:36
like a month ago. So
48:41
obviously I've been before it aired. So
48:43
you didn't know where the plug was
48:45
for the hair
48:49
dryer. I wouldn't have known that either.
48:51
Now after that, in showing
48:54
the next round of guests, did you point
48:56
it out where the plug was hidden in
48:58
the drawer? No. Well don't you think
49:00
you should have? Probably. At least
49:03
you're owning it. Right? I never was.
49:05
Not intuitive. I would have known to look
49:07
inside of the drawer for a hair dryer.
49:10
I think you went on to say what
49:12
about, yeah you need
49:14
a mirror but you all say you know normally in
49:16
these may be a lot you come in and
49:19
the toiletries are stocked. And
49:22
I had the pleasure of staying at a
49:24
friend's yacht for a few days and
49:26
that was the case. I was like oh my god I
49:28
didn't even like have to bring anything if I didn't want
49:31
to. Well I didn't. I didn't bring stuff because I knew
49:33
it would be on the boat like toothpaste like I had
49:35
a borrow from my friend because you know but they did
49:37
end up bringing me something. Okay so now you
49:40
would never heard that in your training or that wouldn't
49:42
have been your job no matter what. That would have
49:44
been the head person's job to stock.
49:46
Right so I know it's Fraser and then
49:49
Zandy. So Zandy is more in charge of the
49:51
housekeeping. So Zandy should have been in charge of
49:53
making all these things and they are very common
49:55
on mega yachts. This is what you do on
49:57
a mega yacht. This is like normal normal.
50:00
standard stuff. So they say they
50:02
dropped the ball there. 100% Zandy dropped the ball
50:04
there. Okay. So you're
50:07
like oh you know but then so then you
50:09
tried to make do with like a little like
50:11
goodie bag. By the way I didn't ask for
50:13
it. I didn't. Did I ask for it? I
50:16
don't think I asked for it. I think you just said
50:18
you were just like I didn't know what I needed and
50:20
that was the end of the conversation and then she came
50:22
back with this thing and I'm like what did I say?
50:24
I said something like oh you've been scrambled because I was
50:26
like you've scrambled like I didn't. Listen but
50:28
you know you hear me going down the
50:31
steps right. I'm so empathetic. I'm
50:33
going down the steps saying I am so exhausted.
50:35
I don't know how these guys are gonna keep
50:37
working tonight. Like I was giving them so much
50:39
props. The last thing I wanted to do was
50:41
bother them with anything but I needed to find
50:43
the blow dryer. I wasn't gonna be able to
50:45
go to dinner. So that was the truth. And only
50:48
because you were in my room did I bring up
50:50
the other stuff. I wouldn't have called her in to
50:52
say do you have this and that. It was just
50:54
a friendly conversation. Some people are very disturbed by
50:56
the fact that you said you know what you should have. You know
50:58
what you should have. I'm just saying but then I'll make a yes.
51:01
A little bell. A little bell to let people know. I'm
51:03
gonna talk about the bell right now. Okay ding
51:05
dong. Ding dong. And I'm gonna
51:08
be like really realistic okay. At
51:10
the moment I said that which I said half
51:13
jokingly but not jokingly. Yeah. Was we had been
51:15
sitting at the table for 45 minutes. Is this
51:17
what you're waiting for the hamburger? We're waiting for
51:19
the hamburger. No actually I'm not sure. Was it
51:21
the hamburger meal? I want to say I I'd
51:23
be a little bummed if the lunch was a
51:25
hamburger. It was so bumming. Okay. I messed
51:27
up lunch. I own. No no but it was a
51:29
hamburger. That wasn't your fault. What did you. Why. Why
51:31
did he. You didn't offer a hamburger. He offered a
51:34
hamburger. I don't know why he decided hamburger. But I
51:36
met you. I messed up those. No
51:38
no no. But the offering of a burger
51:40
was not the right meal for a mega
51:42
yacht when you're on for five meals. I
51:44
would think there'd be like sashimi
51:48
salad. Like maybe it like
51:50
me. And you know with all the different you know.
51:53
Gluten and this and that. Just a
51:55
really good chicken breast situation. Well she
51:57
doesn't eat chicken. But I would. I
52:00
understand it was very hard with everyone. And
52:02
you were really the only one that didn't have any research,
52:04
except more. I love that. I could just give me more
52:06
food. I could just give me more food. I was like
52:08
10 cokes a day. And by the way, I don't drink
52:10
10 cokes a day. It was because I tend to leave
52:12
them around. That was the reason I said that. And I
52:14
just didn't want to run out. And
52:17
wait, what was I just saying? So we were
52:19
talking about the doorbell. Okay, so the doorbell was,
52:22
we had been sitting at the table, we had
52:24
been called for lunch, okay? So we all came
52:26
like soldiers to sit at lunch. And we were
52:28
literally, I don't remember the
52:31
order of things, but I think you asked us what
52:33
we wanted, but then everyone disappeared. Now, when I say
52:35
everyone, there's only four of them. The staff, Zandi, okay,
52:37
and also they have to, they don't work 24 hours
52:39
a day at the same time. They can't, somebody's gotta
52:41
be sleeping, right? So I don't know who was off.
52:44
For all I know, Zandi might've been off for
52:46
a period of time. So they may have only had two.
52:49
But usually somebody's cleaning the stateroom
52:52
or doing the laundry. That's like a job.
52:54
That's like a full day job. And then
52:56
there's another person doing the food and there's
52:58
another person possibly with another guest. Like there's
53:00
a lot of things going on. You can't
53:02
be in the same place at all times.
53:04
And just like the crew communicates through walkie
53:06
talkies, we didn't have that pleasure of having
53:08
communication. So we were like deer in headlights.
53:10
It was our first meal. We just got
53:12
on the boat. We're sitting at the table
53:14
for 45 minutes. Nobody came
53:17
to say hello. Can I have a
53:19
drink? Anything. Frasier just left us there.
53:22
So when he came back, if you listen
53:24
to that scene, right before he
53:26
walks in the room, my friend Noah says,
53:29
oh, it's been like 45 minutes. Something
53:31
like that. He says it's been a really
53:33
long time since we've seen anybody. So I
53:35
said, because I was trying to make their
53:37
life easier, not harder, is that if they
53:39
had a way to communicate. So the bell
53:41
was funny when I go ding, ding, ding,
53:44
because I'm making good television people and trying
53:46
to be funny. That's my sense of
53:48
humor. Get it or don't get it. But
53:50
my point was, mega yachts have iPads. They
53:52
have ways of communicating with guests. You can't
53:54
expect when you have a 20,000 square foot
53:56
boat, there's four
53:58
decks. They are It's 190 feet long, do the
54:01
math, 15,000 square feet. And
54:04
you have three people, and one's probably taking a
54:06
nap. So if I'm
54:08
upstairs and I'm supposed to get up and go
54:10
to the galley, I'm supposed to go get an apple,
54:12
so I ask them, please have food or snack
54:14
set. All I want is an apple so I can
54:17
get something to eat if I want on my own
54:19
and not bother you. The thing is,
54:21
I don't want to bother them. So I was
54:23
trying to get an experienced voter. I
54:25
own my own boats. In fact, I get
54:27
these epilepsy, which I don't know if it's going to
54:29
make it on the show, but the
54:32
captain actually makes me an honorary captain on
54:34
the boat. Am I right? He gives me
54:36
four stripes, not three, and I'm going to
54:38
wear them with pride
54:40
because he actually respected my knowledge of
54:43
the boating. And you see at the
54:45
end of the—well, you haven't seen anything
54:47
yet, but I
54:49
know that at the end of the trip,
54:51
I'm like literally commenting on his docking about
54:53
how the wind is and the difficulty. Most
54:55
people wouldn't even know that. And
54:58
did your friends, the primaries and
55:00
stuff, did they, when it
55:02
was either cut or not filmed, were they
55:04
like, this is pretty
55:06
annoying, or did they just let you take the
55:09
lead? First of all, did they have complaints? Okay,
55:12
so Melinda and Noah are the nicest people
55:14
you've ever met. So like
55:16
if you really can't stand me, that's how
55:18
much you're going to love them because they're
55:20
the complete opposite, right? Opposites attract. So
55:23
they were completely mellow, and
55:26
they knew that I was an experienced boater.
55:28
They knew. And I do tend to take
55:31
charge. Somebody's got to be—I
55:33
don't want to say the boss, but someone's got to
55:35
take the lead because they don't
55:37
want to hear from eight different guests. It's
55:39
harder. Okay, I have a question. If you're
55:41
going on the yacht, let me direct
55:43
it to you for me. That's a good question. I
55:46
always think about what I would do, and I would be
55:48
a bit more specific, not
55:50
just about what I don't like. I would
55:52
be like, for lunch, I would
55:55
like to have sashimi, salads,
55:57
this and that for lunch. For
55:59
dinner. I would like an Italian
56:01
and I want like two passes and a fish or
56:03
whatever Is it helpful when
56:05
guests all like that? Or is it really up
56:08
to the chef to like kind of come
56:10
up with a menu based on their likes and
56:12
dislikes? I feel like that's why we have
56:14
the preference sheet We have a preference sheet where we ask
56:17
you what do you want? What do you like and what
56:19
kind of stuff do you want and people right there like
56:21
I want this theme? I want this food. How much time
56:23
do you have to read it? That's the problem, right? Cuz
56:25
if the chef get it on it is on our kitchen
56:27
on the wall and we have it all there to look
56:29
at You know how much how much the
56:31
preparation a day? Well, that's
56:34
a day unfair to Anthony right because in the
56:36
real world Yeah, they would have it way before
56:38
they get on the boat because how do you
56:40
provision? So if he doesn't see
56:42
our preference sheet before you get on the
56:44
boat How does he provision for a vegetarian
56:46
or a vegan? So because it's a TV
56:48
show and a vegan a gluten-free and it's
56:50
something else for everything It's not fair to
56:52
him because it is a television show but
56:54
the disadvantage is that that they're always they're
56:56
trying to make good television and getting the
56:58
crew to be Short-handed and to rush and
57:00
to be at the whim of these demanding
57:03
guests But at the same time these demanding
57:05
guests are paying $45,000
57:07
in fact the tip that you got for $30,000 was a three-night trip
57:11
They don't tell you that so there were two with how
57:13
many are there on the boat three? How many three-night trips
57:15
were there do you only one? It was only was only
57:18
one so the week before us was a three-night trip so
57:20
they get $30,000 So they're gonna make
57:22
us look like we're cheap, but it would not
57:24
with paying the same 10,000 and so I
57:26
had a friend on who ironically when I came
57:28
home last night It was a rerun on Bravo
57:30
and it was hers. It was probably like six
57:32
years ago and it was
57:34
with Captain Sandy and They
57:37
they were not Portrayed
57:40
as being troublesome guests and they left and
57:42
they were like this was so beautiful went
57:45
up on this thing and set up a meal and capri
57:47
and they're like crying about it and You
57:50
know and she goes well guys this
57:52
was not great tip But that's what
57:54
Yachty is you're each getting whatever like
57:57
I said this like a while ago I don't
57:59
even think each of them about $1,000. But
58:02
she had reached out to me because
58:05
they were scrambling for gas and
58:07
it was only six people. And
58:10
I'm like, I don't think anyone thought about the fact
58:12
that's right. That's only six people. It would have been
58:15
less demanding, less people to do it. And
58:17
therefore it should be less of a tip.
58:20
That's right. But you know, I felt badly
58:22
for her because they're on and now someone's
58:24
watching this for the first time last night.
58:27
And it's now been years and
58:29
they might be like, Oh my God, I
58:31
know this couple. They're not cheap. Right. Or,
58:33
or wow. Why were they cheap? And it's
58:35
like, you're only six of them. Right. And
58:37
that's why the 30,000 and 20,000 is very
58:39
misleading. And I'm going to have to put
58:41
that on my Instagram because I'm getting so
58:43
much heat about everything is that we did
58:45
pay 10,000 a night. And by the
58:47
way, probably it was, it was
58:49
45% of what we paid. Imagine,
58:52
imagine going on vacation, paying 45,000
58:54
for five meals in two nights
58:56
and then giving a $20,000 tip
58:59
on top of that. That's unbelievably generous.
59:01
No, it is. Okay. So let me
59:03
ask you, Barbie, how old are you?
59:05
I'm 29. And how long have you
59:07
been doing this for? I've been doing
59:09
it for six years. How
59:11
did you decide to get into this industry? My
59:13
friend owns a yacht and he, his stew canceled
59:16
on him last minute. And I was in the
59:18
car and he said, do you want to be
59:20
my stew? Ever since then, I
59:22
never got off the boat. Did you grow
59:24
up here, Florida, Argentina? Oh, Argentina. So did
59:27
you get, when did you start?
59:29
Did you start training here or there?
59:31
Here, here six years ago, started. Okay.
59:33
So what, how old are you when you
59:35
came home from Argentina? Gosh, I think it
59:37
was like eight. Oh, okay. Cool. That's really
59:40
impressive. I read that you speak multiple languages.
59:42
I do. I speak English, Spanish. I'm learning
59:44
Hebrew and a little bit of Yiddish. A
59:47
little bit of Yiddish. I love it. Are
59:49
you Jewish? I'm writing. Oh, awesome. Yes. Amazing.
59:51
I have to give you my
59:53
book, Secrets of a Jewish Mother. I know shameless plug,
59:55
but I do have to give it to you and
59:58
you have one. Well, sort of. So. Now,
1:00:02
when you started six years ago, were
1:00:04
you a fan of Below Deck? And did you watch
1:00:06
it? No, but when I started yachting, my
1:00:08
friends were like, oh, you're like Below Deck. Like, when people are
1:00:10
like, what do you do? And you tell them yachting, you're like,
1:00:12
oh, it's like Below Deck. And that's how I first started. I
1:00:14
was like, what's Below Deck? And I watched it and I was
1:00:17
like, oh, I'm going to end up eventually on that show. And
1:00:19
how did you end up on the show? So
1:00:22
I ran into a casting director while I
1:00:24
was working and she offered me to try
1:00:26
out. Wait, what do you mean you ran
1:00:28
into her? She was on a boat? Yeah, she was on a
1:00:30
boat. Oh, she was on a boat. And I
1:00:32
was like, I guess, I guess, I guess.
1:00:36
And I was working and she asked me if I wanted
1:00:38
to apply and I went through the whole interview process, which
1:00:40
is long. Was it hard? It was long. It's
1:00:43
hard and long. So what I've heard from people
1:00:46
in the industry, particularly
1:00:49
the captain of the yacht that I was lucky enough to
1:00:51
stay on for a few days and my friends, of
1:00:53
course, I always asked about Below Deck. Like, I was obsessed.
1:00:58
And he said, I won't hire
1:01:00
anybody that's been on Below Deck. It's
1:01:02
career suicide. And it's career suicide for it. So
1:01:06
as you decided to go on it,
1:01:08
you're like, I hope this propels you
1:01:10
to a different career, obviously, because you
1:01:13
don't plan on going back and doing this for so
1:01:15
you kind of did it. This is
1:01:17
like the last shebang or what's the deal? Right. This
1:01:20
is my retirement charter. Okay. My retirement season.
1:01:22
No, this is definitely career suicide. I'm not
1:01:24
getting hired in another yacht like a regular
1:01:26
one. Do they know that you want to
1:01:29
show for sure? They find out and
1:01:31
then they don't and they don't want it
1:01:33
because why because because I'm just drama and
1:01:35
you're you're fighting. Nobody wants a crew
1:01:37
member that's going to come and bring Below Deck drama
1:01:39
on their boat or play them. It's all for television.
1:01:42
It's not though, because Below Deck is real
1:01:44
and everything we're doing is very real and
1:01:46
our reactions are very real. I would think
1:01:48
that they wouldn't want a Below Deck person
1:01:50
because their aspirations were not solely to be
1:01:53
a great person in
1:01:55
yachting. And therefore, like if I have
1:01:57
a choice of somebody else that's like not.
1:02:00
hoping to be on TV or gain followers,
1:02:02
they might just be a more
1:02:04
dedicated employee. So that's what I
1:02:07
think it really probably is. Well, for me doing
1:02:09
the show, if I could go back and do
1:02:11
it, I really thought that the
1:02:14
show was about the crew. And that
1:02:16
they would, I knew I would be on it.
1:02:18
I thought they would make me funny because I
1:02:20
was giving them funny things with the Diet Coke
1:02:22
and with the Amanda, whatever it was. Because I
1:02:24
didn't think I did anything bad.
1:02:26
And the things that they cut out were like, I
1:02:28
mean, I haven't seen the rest of it. But so
1:02:31
far, like you haven't seen me get the things and
1:02:33
we played games and we went in the jacuzzi. I
1:02:35
mean, there were other things that we did. It looks
1:02:37
like we just like complained, ate at the meal and
1:02:39
then left. I don't know. It
1:02:42
was a little bit choppy for me, but I would say
1:02:44
that I would not do it
1:02:46
again. I mean, I just, I would, I don't, I
1:02:48
don't know anybody who should spend, you know, that
1:02:50
much money and put their reputation at risk where
1:02:52
someone could say something about you. I mean, the
1:02:54
only reason I thought about doing it a couple
1:02:56
of years ago and I
1:02:58
was like, well, first of all, this
1:03:00
is a few years ago. And I certainly didn't want to
1:03:02
pay for the whole thing myself. So I was like, who
1:03:04
are some thirsty, rich friends that might want to join?
1:03:07
You know, so I reached out to them.
1:03:09
I, you know, what
1:03:11
I did it. I actually didn't,
1:03:13
it didn't occur to me. I think because
1:03:15
I thought of you being,
1:03:18
you know, such a big like celebrity Bravo person.
1:03:20
I don't know. I didn't, I just thought, and
1:03:24
all I was hoping for was like, you
1:03:27
know, of course I would want to get something out of it.
1:03:29
So I was like, Oh, we'll do a podcast on
1:03:31
the, on the show or something. We're just mentioning
1:03:33
it, whatever. So then I went
1:03:36
to my friend and my friend is
1:03:38
a Bravo fan. And she
1:03:41
was like, yeah, maybe, you know, maybe
1:03:43
we'd be interested, whatever. So stay in
1:03:45
our house in Tampa and
1:03:47
doing standup. And she comes like running down the
1:03:49
stairs and she's like, Oh, we
1:03:51
are not doing that show. She's like, I
1:03:54
was just watching it. There's no way I
1:03:56
Can't imagine what they would say about us and
1:03:59
this and that. And that was
1:04:01
made. I mean, what I've
1:04:03
noticed about reality tv owning the up, using
1:04:05
that. It. Is like no one really knows
1:04:07
what you look like from the back until. You're
1:04:09
on reality tv or on Tv. Like
1:04:12
you look at yourself in the mirror and you're
1:04:14
like okay and know until you realize it or
1:04:16
not as like a fucking crazy cow like in
1:04:18
the back of my head so it's like they're
1:04:20
all of that I think. Also I don't like
1:04:22
that has ever had a thinks that all amas
1:04:24
and unlike of course I would be either has
1:04:26
a sick his body she cases into the other
1:04:28
night and is green dress unlike by the way
1:04:30
to see where that green dress in the yeah.
1:04:32
I know you don't want to wear the shoes are too high for an hour
1:04:35
but. A. Bill for better
1:04:37
shoes. They were I ah though
1:04:39
hot say to do so. Thickest
1:04:41
part. But. I will need oh
1:04:44
so anyway that after that. We. Still thought
1:04:46
about it and then either as time or like what if
1:04:48
I did you pay for the whole thing. To.
1:04:50
Get the promotion produces You put that.
1:04:52
I'm like, no, they're going to be
1:04:54
saying things like who doesn't have a
1:04:56
podcast? Who? Why does this girl thing?
1:04:58
She's young enough for. You. Don't I
1:05:00
mean I imagine all the things I
1:05:02
would say about me that I'm so
1:05:05
my metaphors Bravo Loved. I believe Loved
1:05:07
that you were the target. I
1:05:09
think they loved it. I see they. Wanted.
1:05:11
It loved it and I think they would do
1:05:14
the same thing to me. He. I
1:05:16
think they would make me look like
1:05:18
a complete asshole. As. He did make
1:05:20
me look like a drunk but I often I get
1:05:22
I would be a lot of it as that. I
1:05:24
think my other thing is that I'm not going to
1:05:26
like that only fifty thousand dollars are going to want
1:05:28
some good. Very. Survey of the silent Like the i
1:05:31
don't know i might be drunk. When of a
1:05:33
like Bobby said it's very real and in the
1:05:35
moments I think it depends on what's going on
1:05:37
in the boat behind the scenes. So like Bobby
1:05:39
was getting the cold sold it to replace us
1:05:41
so it wasn't lot of interaction person is totally
1:05:44
icing him out so they had to. They have
1:05:46
to make a shelf a bit enough to make
1:05:48
it into two episodes like I saw one episode
1:05:50
the season that was only thirty three minutes long
1:05:52
and then the cougars they say goodbye, the clues
1:05:54
asked you know yeah and I pads I think
1:05:57
there's online and was a great if there's not
1:05:59
there's they claim. want to but that's the
1:06:01
thing about the show is that if the people
1:06:03
are boring, they'll either make it a one day,
1:06:05
I remember they had somebody on and I was told
1:06:07
that they made them they were boring. So they only
1:06:09
gave them like one night on the boat. Yeah, that's
1:06:12
what I said to someone in casting told me what
1:06:14
do you mean? One, they just showed one I didn't
1:06:16
take you off the boat. No, but I think they're
1:06:18
boring. Right. Thank
1:06:23
you. There were multiple
1:06:25
people on the boat, everyone on the boat except for one
1:06:27
week and was on three nights was
1:06:29
on for two nights. Yet our episode is one
1:06:31
or three, you know, one and a half episodes
1:06:33
and others are half an episode. So it depends
1:06:36
on what they get out of the people on
1:06:38
the boat. Will you go back and do it
1:06:40
again on TV? Oh, I'm definitely going back. You
1:06:42
are. Okay. Now you should
1:06:44
get kidding. That was a joke.
1:06:46
Now you said you won't go
1:06:48
back. Barbie, would you go as
1:06:50
another Okay, continue on. Absolutely. And
1:06:53
well, she's on there. Maybe I'll go. There
1:06:56
we go. If you're on, I'll be
1:06:58
better. Honey, are
1:07:00
you kidding me? I'm asking me back. They're gonna pay
1:07:02
me this time. Yeah, but then you'll be you'll
1:07:04
be all like watching your peas and quesies won't
1:07:06
be I can't help who I am. You know, as
1:07:08
much as I always have been watching it,
1:07:10
you know, I can't help myself. Okay, now
1:07:12
what about all I can't help myself? Now
1:07:15
you have any comment exactly on the show
1:07:17
or you can't tell us. I
1:07:19
can't I just only talking about it. So
1:07:21
you you're currently at a romantic situation
1:07:24
happened on the boat on this season. Not. We'll
1:07:26
see. We'll see. Okay. Okay. But in the past, when
1:07:29
it hasn't been filmed, you have. Yeah,
1:07:31
but it's never a good idea. Boatman says I the worst.
1:07:34
What about what something happens out at sea? I know like,
1:07:36
happened with a guess. No, I've never
1:07:39
crossed that line. I'm usually around
1:07:41
married men, though. Yeah, I know. I know
1:07:43
she would never know it. I'm just saying they might
1:07:45
have to ever try. Yes. Oh, for sure. I don't
1:07:48
know. I don't even know. For sure. How have you tried?
1:07:50
And how
1:07:52
did you turn them down? You know, they want
1:07:55
to give me an extra tip. So they'll ask me for my
1:07:57
number to Venmo me or to sell me and I'll give them
1:07:59
my number to Zelle me or Venmo me
1:08:01
and then follows up with a message. Hey,
1:08:03
so beautiful. So nice meeting you. Yeah. Yeah.
1:08:05
It was nice meeting your family, your wife,
1:08:07
your children. And he has my only pants.
1:08:10
And then,
1:08:12
and then what, and then, and then I blocked them
1:08:14
and I never returned. You do block. I do. I
1:08:16
do. After you got, yeah, I'm not a home record.
1:08:18
And then how much was the extra tip for, for
1:08:20
these people? For the, Oh, I
1:08:23
wasn't that much. I think it was like 600,
1:08:25
700. That's pretty good for an extra tip on top of
1:08:27
your split. No, that was just like
1:08:29
my tip for that day. Like
1:08:31
instead of just giving me cash, he was like, I'm going
1:08:34
to sell you, give me your number. And I left and
1:08:36
he was like, okay, here's 600, $700. Oh, because it was
1:08:39
like one day trip. It was a one day.
1:08:41
Oh, okay. Okay. Gotcha. I have a question for
1:08:43
you. You had said you had the last boat,
1:08:45
the biggest boat you worked on was 80 feet
1:08:47
and now 190. Would you like better or something?
1:08:49
I mean, what did you like better in terms
1:08:51
of, on a smaller boat, you have to do
1:08:53
more things. You do, but it's more fun. The
1:08:55
people don't require such a service on small boats.
1:08:57
It's just like, you know, like basic drinks, party,
1:08:59
DJ, Miami life. It's way easier on
1:09:02
a mega yacht. It's five star service giving
1:09:04
four seasons. Well,
1:09:07
I'll tell you one thing that didn't happen on the boat. We
1:09:09
didn't get turned down at night. I didn't
1:09:11
complain or anything. Sandy, but I'm just saying
1:09:13
we didn't get turned down. I have to
1:09:16
say it. No, it
1:09:18
wasn't. I'm actually very
1:09:21
neat. I actually, I actually was very neat. Wait,
1:09:23
hold on. They didn't know the sheet wasn't turned
1:09:26
down. The actual turned
1:09:28
down. You did mention the chocolates. Did
1:09:30
you guys get chocolates? No chocolate. No
1:09:32
chocolate. No chocolate. And why did you
1:09:34
guys because you were showing? Did
1:09:36
I get water next to my bed? Sandy was ahead of
1:09:39
me and then
1:09:41
he was also in charge of everything housekeeping.
1:09:44
So everything that was inside was a hundred
1:09:46
percent Sandy. So those sheets being turned, we're
1:09:48
in today. I really don't know and don't
1:09:50
care. Oh, you're not a fan. Not
1:09:52
if I have a question for you. I actually
1:09:54
had a few more things
1:09:58
that I had on my little list. that
1:10:00
I... Complaints or what? Not complaints.
1:10:03
Whatever. The issues that happened on the...
1:10:06
And I didn't want to make them look bad,
1:10:08
so I actually... Constructive rid of them. Listen, when
1:10:10
I got off the boat, I sent Fraser because
1:10:13
we exchanged numbers and we became actually very friendly.
1:10:15
And Kelly said you were the worst guest you've
1:10:17
ever had. Right, until that. And
1:10:20
I sent him a list of things, probably that's why, things
1:10:22
that needed to be done. And I said to him, I'd rather
1:10:24
come... You need to be done in the future. Well, no,
1:10:26
I'll tell you what they are. And so, because I would want
1:10:29
to know if I was you and if you don't want to
1:10:31
know, then just rip it up or whatever. And
1:10:33
I'll tell you what they were. And I actually wrote, because
1:10:35
I don't want to make you guys look bad. Okay.
1:10:38
There are window shades in the bedrooms, right? And the sun
1:10:41
is very bright when you're on the water. You want them
1:10:43
down at night, so when you wake up in the morning
1:10:45
at five in the morning, it's not on your face, which
1:10:47
it was because we couldn't turn down the shade in the
1:10:49
bedroom. Are they electric? One of them was left to open
1:10:51
and we didn't know how to turn it down. Is it
1:10:54
broken or...? You were in the
1:10:56
VIP... VIP downstairs. No,
1:10:58
there was like a shade that went up and down. You
1:11:00
don't know. You don't remember. Anyway, that
1:11:02
didn't go down. Also, well, you're not going to like
1:11:04
this. Zandy won't like this, but you know, they left...
1:11:08
The housekeeping stuff was left in a room. It
1:11:10
wasn't my room. Bathrobe
1:11:12
came back soaking wet. No,
1:11:14
I'm just telling you. I mean, these
1:11:17
are the things and I... Oh, and the TV was
1:11:19
broken in the room, so we couldn't watch TV. And not that I
1:11:21
was watching TV, but I like to go to sleep with the TV
1:11:23
on. So I just gave them a list of a few things. Listen,
1:11:26
you know what? I agree.
1:11:28
I don't give a shit. I'm getting off the boat.
1:11:30
I don't remember. I don't think the next person, you
1:11:32
know? There's been times, you know, where
1:11:34
I'm not being filmed or whatever, but people know who
1:11:37
I am and I'm very scared of
1:11:40
people saying shit. That's right. But then
1:11:42
at the same time, I've struggled because
1:11:44
I'm like, if this was
1:11:46
my business... That's right. I
1:11:48
want to know. I want to know. So it's
1:11:50
like, how do you do it? Like, but then
1:11:53
is this person going to do a TikTok about
1:11:55
what an asshole I am? Well, obviously they did
1:11:57
it around me. That's part of being in this
1:11:59
world. You know, you're exposing yourself
1:12:01
to other people criticizing every little thing. I mean,
1:12:03
I was being nice to the next guest because
1:12:05
the TV was broken. So the next person is
1:12:08
going to complain. So instead of them complaining on
1:12:10
a test, we're not
1:12:12
all of it, but like they were you know, a lot
1:12:15
of ones after we had some really tough ones. I was
1:12:17
like a cupcake. That was actually rude. I don't know about
1:12:19
a cupcake, but like, like, I'm not going to get a
1:12:21
cupcake. But I
1:12:23
mean, even if you have like an Airbnb or whatever,
1:12:26
you know, like
1:12:28
I've stayed at someone's house and they're doing it
1:12:30
for Airbnb. They're like, any tips you have, you know, and
1:12:32
I was like, you should
1:12:34
walk around and film a little video of
1:12:37
how you do everything. Don't put it in
1:12:39
the book. That's harder to comprehend. Do a
1:12:41
little video. This is how blind. This
1:12:43
is this. This is that. I said, I was like,
1:12:45
you should have bites even if they're cheap.
1:12:48
Go get a bite for a hundred bucks. Have
1:12:50
the bites because whatever. They
1:12:52
love that, you know, and I
1:12:55
would be, I would want to get, I would
1:12:57
perfect. What is a great guest? Yeah. What is
1:12:59
it? Like if I, if what could I have
1:13:01
done better in other words, in terms of communicating
1:13:03
with the way not talking about Helen Keller, I
1:13:05
don't know if it was the amount of things
1:13:08
like, I think it was just like the amount
1:13:10
of different things, even though all those things were
1:13:12
right. It was just like
1:13:14
hearing them back to back to back to
1:13:16
back as you're working is just kind of
1:13:18
like, Oh my God. Is that a Frasier
1:13:20
did his job honestly, and had a menu
1:13:23
out and had snacks out
1:13:26
and had the bathroom with toothpaste
1:13:28
and whatever. Um, I
1:13:30
wouldn't have had much to say, would I? So
1:13:33
if they had done their job, no offense, but you're right.
1:13:35
Then your job in advance of us getting on board. We
1:13:38
wouldn't have had any issues. And if the
1:13:40
chef had read the preference menu and provisioned
1:13:42
correctly, there wouldn't have been a problem. Right.
1:13:45
So that's why it upset me that I got
1:13:47
some achieved because what did I do? I'm the
1:13:49
one. Okay. So things that I, that was, um,
1:13:51
that would bum me out if I was. Okay.
1:13:55
So nothing to do. Um, if I want
1:13:57
coffee or a latte or whatever. to
1:14:00
be really hot and sometimes I'm watching the show
1:14:02
and I'm like you know by
1:14:04
the time they I'll be watching it and they'll be
1:14:06
like making a latte for someone and then they have
1:14:08
a conversation with someone else I'm like I'm
1:14:10
sure that latte arrived and it's cold and then
1:14:13
what are you supposed to do? God
1:14:15
do you have a microwave? Can I just like keep
1:14:17
I'm not enjoying this coffee and I want to enjoy it
1:14:19
with the sunrise like there's certain things that you like.
1:14:21
And then you're gonna complain and get you know criticized
1:14:23
for it. And then yeah say that or like a
1:14:27
chardonnay being warm or whatever things
1:14:29
like that where you or
1:14:31
being the jacuzzi and it's been 25 minutes and you're
1:14:33
like I'd like my cocktail
1:14:35
where is the girl? Well
1:14:37
if you had a bell. But
1:14:41
I don't understand what the bell is. Not to annoy but to
1:14:43
just say I know. You'd be like
1:14:45
no. I wouldn't understand
1:14:47
about the bell. I wouldn't understand
1:14:49
about the bell. If the bell would have
1:14:51
to be like. Not in the
1:14:54
jacuzzi. Absolutely. That would be a whole wiring thing
1:14:56
for a boat. No it's wireless. It's
1:14:59
a doorbell wireless doorbell. I had them in. Do you remember
1:15:01
my house in the Hamptons? No
1:15:03
did you remember that? The outside was very far from the kitchen.
1:15:05
The table. Alright well I guess then go that's a good idea.
1:15:07
Well I had one of the other people. So if somebody was
1:15:10
in the kitchen it could have been Gary, it could have been
1:15:12
Bobby, it could have been Ally. Instead of
1:15:14
screaming and if I didn't have my phone I could
1:15:16
just ding dong and someone would open the kitchen door
1:15:18
and say what do you need? I'd be like we
1:15:20
forgot the forks. Right. It's
1:15:22
a communication thing. So yes if
1:15:24
you're in the jacuzzi and you want
1:15:26
to drink and they leave you alone because
1:15:28
they're short of staff and somebody else another
1:15:30
guest is downstairs and somebody's sleeping and somebody's
1:15:33
doing room service and I'm in the jacuzzi
1:15:35
and I want to drink. Now I got
1:15:37
to get out of the tub, get dry,
1:15:39
go downstairs and find someone and what
1:15:41
if I can't scream? Like
1:15:44
everybody's yelling at me about a doorbell but like
1:15:46
how am I supposed to find anyone? Yeah. Because
1:15:49
that's right. The doorbell is
1:15:51
so funny. But it's true. What is
1:15:53
the answer? What I would do
1:15:55
is like I would have like
1:15:57
set up if someone was in the jacuzzi with cocktail. I'd
1:16:00
be like, I'm going to be
1:16:02
checking on you guys. In the meantime, like
1:16:05
here at the extra one, here's the champagne
1:16:07
in a ice bucket. You can help
1:16:09
yourself, but I will be checking on you. But
1:16:11
just in case, like if you want to
1:16:13
booze it up. Do you think 45 minutes
1:16:16
is too long to be checked on? I do. You
1:16:19
was really 45 minutes and I've got
1:16:21
eight people at the table. And
1:16:23
it was really 45 minutes. And by the way, it
1:16:25
was on the show that someone else actually said, I had him
1:16:27
be saying the doorbell. He said, yeah, because it was 45 minutes.
1:16:30
Are you a little bit traumatized just like reliving it
1:16:32
right now as we're like asking? Not really, because
1:16:34
now I know Jill personally. And
1:16:36
I understand that Jill is not malicious. She doesn't
1:16:38
have a malicious bone. She's just a mom and
1:16:40
she's just giving her opinions. And
1:16:43
it's not malicious. So no, it's not traumatizing.
1:16:46
Well, I love
1:16:48
it. I, you know, I
1:16:51
would do it if it was for free.
1:16:53
I couldn't, I can't justify spending the money.
1:16:56
But seriously, how do the other guests on
1:16:58
the other weeks when you're short, fast or
1:17:01
not, you can't be everywhere. So
1:17:03
how do they communicate with you? How
1:17:05
do they find you? We really didn't have that big
1:17:07
of a problem. I don't think, I don't know. I have to
1:17:09
tune in and see if other people were missing us so much.
1:17:11
But I think it was the man down was really what you
1:17:13
felt. Did any other weeks have a man down or
1:17:15
just us? I think just you guys.
1:17:18
So yeah, I mean, it was, well, I know Captain Kerry
1:17:20
was like, why did it have to happen with Jill on
1:17:22
the boat? Like, why did the road have to be a
1:17:24
disaster with Jill? And it was a disaster. It
1:17:26
was a disaster. We made great TV. It was two meals
1:17:29
in a row. We was starving. That's why I didn't have
1:17:31
a snack box. I mean, I was literally starving. That's why
1:17:33
you never looked better than that. That's why you never looked
1:17:35
better than that. I'm not too long to throw benefits.
1:17:38
There really are. Yeah. I'm gonna fly it at the end
1:17:40
of the time. Barbie, tell everybody if
1:17:42
they want to fly on Instagram where they can find
1:17:44
you. You can find me at Barbie Pascal, the 2Ls
1:17:46
at the end. And of
1:17:48
course, Jill Zarin is Mrs. Jill Zarin
1:17:50
everywhere. It's Jill Zarin. And
1:17:52
her rugs are fabulous. She has a
1:17:55
brand new line, has the cutest plates
1:17:58
and dishes and leather. It's very
1:18:00
Palm Beach, very Palm Springs, very
1:18:02
Beverly Hills Hotel, great inspired. Of
1:18:04
course, they have all the candles with
1:18:07
the crystals. And I
1:18:09
love those too through your company with Jill and
1:18:11
Allie. And you guys are always bringing new products
1:18:14
and you're just killing it. I've got
1:18:16
one more thing to tell you. On the boat,
1:18:18
when we left, I had bought candles, right? And
1:18:20
I gave everyone gifts. Gary wrote a poem for
1:18:22
the entire, but did he read it? No, he
1:18:25
didn't read the poem. Gary wrote a poem for
1:18:27
each of you and they
1:18:29
wouldn't let us do it. So we did it,
1:18:31
I have it on my phone because he did
1:18:33
it off the boat. He wouldn't let us read
1:18:35
the poem. I left crystal candles for everybody. I
1:18:37
left my pickle bowl paddles and balls there. And
1:18:40
I heard that the production company
1:18:42
took it and didn't give it to the crew. How
1:18:44
do you like that? I wonder where those
1:18:46
candles ended up. I wonder where
1:18:48
this team of playing pickle ball. Really? Bravo?
1:18:52
Really? Good to see that Barbie's here because
1:18:54
she's going home with a rabbit. Thank
1:18:57
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