0:00

Give a little time for the child within

0:02

you. Don't be afraid to be young and

0:05

free. Undo the locks and throw

0:07

away the keys and take off your shoes and

0:09

socks and run you. It's

0:11

Jordan Jesse Go. I am Jesse Thorne America's

0:13

radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris Boy, detective. We're gonna

0:16

see how the show goes, Jordan, and I'll

0:18

tell you why. Because

0:20

the steak that I ate for dinner is

0:23

having a fight with the eight

0:25

ounces of Coca-Cola that I drank

0:27

to excite myself after

0:30

I had rendered

0:32

myself leaden with steak. Right, yes.

0:34

You were worried about on-air food

0:36

coma. And so

0:38

you took a Coke to the dome. How

0:40

you feeling? Let's check in. Let's

0:43

check in with the parts of your body

0:45

individually. Jesse, how's your head? Just

0:47

imagine this. This is how I would describe it,

0:49

Jordan. Do you

0:51

remember Gack? I do

0:53

remember Gack, yes. This

0:56

was a Nickelodeon branded slime

0:58

product. Yeah. I mean,

1:00

I think there's been a slime revival

1:02

in the last five or seven years.

1:04

Sure, a slime-a-sance. Yeah, so if you

1:06

know about that slime, that's also a

1:09

good thing to imagine. Yeah. Gack

1:12

walked so that internet slime could run. You

1:14

know those kind of floors like they have in the

1:16

hospital? Like a hospital

1:19

floor? Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yeah,

1:21

that's the kind. Oh yeah. You're painting a

1:23

vivid picture. Yes, I feel like I'm there.

1:25

If you took the Gack and

1:27

you threw it at the hospital floor,

1:30

but it's a lot of Gack, you hit

1:32

the hospital floor and then the hospital floor

1:35

is shaken. Do

1:39

you remember the earthquake simulator at the science

1:41

museum? Yes. Okay, so let's get these

1:43

pictures showing. So you got

1:45

a Gack, you got a hospital floor, you

1:47

got an earthquake simulator. Yes. Okay.

1:51

Then you got the steak I ate, the coke I drank,

1:53

and the fact that I didn't sleep enough last night. Wait,

1:56

so is the hospital floor, did they like buy

1:58

it from the science museum? Why does

2:00

it have the shaker underneath? You think that would be

2:02

bad for the hospital? Like if

2:04

you're trying to, some people are walking, you

2:06

know, have you walked around like crutches? No,

2:09

no, the Science Museum bought hospital flooring from

2:11

the hospital when the hospital went out of

2:14

business because of the malpractice suit. Right,

2:16

yes, sure. And so

2:19

they wanted something smoother because they

2:21

had that grip

2:23

tape on the, you may remember

2:25

that the platform had the grip

2:28

tape on it. Of course, yes.

2:30

And the administrator of the Science

2:32

Museum happened to have dated the administrator of

2:34

the hospital. Oh, juicy. Anyway,

2:37

the administrator of the Science Museum wanted something

2:39

on there that showed a little bit of

2:41

class and was primarily Jordan,

2:43

if I'm frank, easier

2:46

to clean. Right. Reason being, children

2:48

are barfing on it and then second,

2:51

they're throwing gack around. They're

2:53

throwing gack on there. And when the gack

2:55

hits the friction tape, you know, this is

2:57

why they don't let kids hold gack while

2:59

they skateboard. Sure. Because when

3:01

the gack hits the deck, it's never coming off

3:03

because of that friction tape on there. So

3:06

that's pretty much how I'm feeling. It's like that. Any

3:08

side dishes with the steak? Do you

3:11

have some asparagus? Some asparagus. Oh, good,

3:13

great. Classic side dishes. That was

3:15

nice. I sauteed some mushrooms. Those were

3:17

pretty good. Put a little Worcestershire sauce in there. Sounds

3:19

awesome. But is

3:22

a coke something you typically have to

3:24

pep up? I haven't had, I've been

3:26

really actively avoiding caffeine. I mean, I'm

3:28

not supposed to have caffeine ever, but

3:30

like I've been really working hard to

3:32

avoid it. Because your mother says

3:34

no. Because you wouldn't believe the things my mother

3:36

does. But

3:40

I have many secret shame. No,

3:44

it's migraine triggers, so I'm not supposed to drink

3:46

it. So when I did drink it, I

3:49

also took two endomechaphens. You

3:54

don't care about this show that much. Yeah. You

3:58

would risk a migraine. took medication

4:00

with the coke to

4:02

blunt the effect of the coke except for

4:04

the jittery nose. Oh, so

4:06

you're getting crossfaded right now. The

4:10

coke cuts the steak. Fucking this shit

4:12

is getting crossfaded like I'm fucking DJ

4:15

Qbert right now. Cuts

4:17

on this are out of control. Man, somebody

4:19

get Matt, run down and get Jesse a

4:21

Frappuccino and let's see what happened. Yeah, I'm

4:23

interested to see if his brain explodes. How

4:27

are things in the tum department? Mixed.

4:29

The tum-tum. They're mixed. Okay. I have

4:32

this seltzer in my signature Alex Ink

4:34

mug here. Yes. A tribute

4:36

to the greatest podcasting sitcom of

4:38

all time. And

4:40

I'm hoping that that's going to settle things

4:42

down. There was no ginger ale in the

4:45

office. Ah, classic tummy settler. Yeah.

4:47

But I'm doing all right. I think you're going

4:49

to do great. I mean, you're out here, you've been

4:51

hydrating lately. Oh, yeah. The reason I

4:53

know you're hydrating is because you have one of these

4:55

gargantuan handle tumblers. That's true. Yeah, I'm doing that thing.

4:57

You know how everybody says to drink a bunch of

4:59

water? I'm trying to listen to

5:02

everybody. It increases the volume of your semen. Sure.

5:04

I need to have voluminous loads.

5:06

Yeah. Why?

5:09

So I can feel like a man in

5:11

the shower. Eat celery and drink from a

5:13

tumbler. That's what they say. Eat celery? Yeah.

5:16

I haven't been doing... Oh, okay. All

5:19

right. Thank you. No, this is

5:21

great. I haven't been doing the celery thing. Yeah, I

5:23

think the celery is really good. My understanding is that celery is great

5:25

for two reasons. Number one, it's great for increasing the volume of your

5:27

load. Okay. Number two,

5:29

it's going to clean your pipe so you can take it up the

5:31

rear. Amazing. It

5:33

solves all of my problems.

5:36

It's like the perfect food

5:39

for anal August all year round. There

5:41

you go. Ants on a log? Ants

5:43

on a load. Cheers

5:47

to you, Jesse. I cheers my

5:49

giant tumbler to your Alex Inc

5:52

mug. You want

5:54

to see... I think we were

5:56

having a similar... How

5:59

you focus... up for a big podcast chat

6:01

with our guests. Maybe we could check in

6:04

with him, his Tom, and

6:06

see how he's doing. He's

6:08

a comic podcaster behind

6:10

Hunk with Mike and

6:13

the author of the new book, The Perfect

6:15

Amount of Wrong, The Rise of Alt Comedy

6:17

on Chicago's North Side, Mike

6:19

Bridenstine. Thank you. And if I may, whatever

6:21

drug cocktail both of you are on, keep

6:24

doing it. I think that's the perfect

6:26

fuel for podcasting. The story he told

6:28

had multiple metaphors. I think that was

6:30

fantastic. It was working for you. Thank

6:32

you. I like to weave what

6:35

they call a tapestry in that.

6:37

A tapestry woven through with

6:39

tails. Yesterday, someone was

6:41

shocked. I'd never had Zancu chicken

6:43

before, so I had it. Oh.

6:46

And I was like, I'd like to have it again

6:48

today. And then I had it too close to being

6:50

here, so I probably feel the same way that you

6:52

do. Zancu chicken

6:54

is a Los Angeles chicken chain,

6:57

of which there's maybe eight. I

6:59

don't know, something like that. Yeah,

7:01

that's about right. And it became

7:04

a hipster favorite in cool Silver

7:06

Lake 1996 kind of situation, and

7:08

was name checked

7:12

on a Beck song. And

7:14

then later, Zancu murdered?

7:17

Yes. Yeah, there is a murder attached to

7:19

it. It's a family business, and someone from

7:21

the family murdered someone else from the family.

7:24

But you got to try this garlic sauce.

7:26

I mean, that's where- The garlic sauce? Yeah.

7:29

I said to my friend who was gobsmacked by

7:32

me never having it, I'm surprised I never heard

7:34

about these murders. And he said, you heard

7:36

about, you had this chicken though? That's

7:38

no good. It is. Why were they

7:40

advertising it like that? The chicken is

7:42

not the most amazing in and of

7:44

itself. That garlic sauce is great. It

7:47

has, yes, the like accoutrement at Zancu

7:49

is fantastic. And the chicken is tasty.

7:51

And if you kind of mush it

7:53

all together, you can like- It's a

7:55

perfect mush meal. It is 100% mush

7:57

all everything they- give

8:00

you together those pickled radishes,

8:02

just put it all in one

8:04

ball. But you would think- Throw

8:06

it down on that platform. Right.

8:09

Just gack it on there. Gack it on

8:11

the floor. Gack it on the floor. You would

8:13

think that with the rise of true

8:16

crime, that's hot. You'd think that they

8:18

would lean into the... Come

8:20

see the... I

8:23

don't know if they were murdered in the restaurant,

8:25

but- The Cecil Hotel, terrible chicken. I'd

8:27

love to have. I'd

8:29

love to have a full series

8:32

of local chain murder

8:35

podcasts. The Janku Chicken podcast. There

8:37

was a- Sure. There was

8:39

a guy- The Fat Murder Shouting match? Yeah. The

8:43

guy in the Bay Area who ran your

8:45

black Muslim bakery did a whole string of

8:47

murders as it turned out. Oh my. Wow.

8:52

I don't know in Chicago if

8:54

there's been any murders related to Lumo

8:56

Nadi's. I mean, let's not. The

9:00

Wieners Circle maybe? People

9:02

are shouting in the Wieners Circle, but I

9:04

don't know if there's murders. But it's a

9:07

Chicago, a lot of murders have happened. So

9:09

I'll say Lumo Nadi. Don't

9:11

get me started. Allegedly. Lumo Nadi.

9:14

He's innocent. He's innocent. Mike,

9:16

your book is about Chicago. It is. Lumo

9:18

Nadi. What

9:21

are the Chicago rivalries? I was kind of

9:23

thinking about Chicago on the way over and

9:25

I'm like, I visit it. I

9:27

like it. Field Museum can't

9:29

be beat. Are you talking

9:31

about within? I would say having

9:34

been to Chicago a few times, one of the great

9:36

cities in America, their rivalry is

9:38

with all other places. They

9:41

somehow believe everyone doesn't

9:43

like Chicago. Chip on

9:46

the shoulder for sure. You're like, no, this

9:48

is great. We all

9:50

have come and enjoyed your field museum.

9:52

The Bean. We all like the Bean.

9:54

Yeah. Do you not like

9:56

the Bean? The second city thing is like

9:58

them owning. the fuck

10:00

you from the New Yorker or something. Okay,

10:02

right. New Yorkers don't care though.

10:04

That's the thing. New Yorkers think

10:07

Chicago is nice. It is

10:09

nice, but still, so the rivalries like

10:11

Northside versus Southside is like kind of

10:13

a classic. That's a classic

10:15

rivalry. That's a classic one. The sports-wise,

10:17

you know, the St. Louis Cardinals are

10:19

hated by the Cubs. There's

10:22

plenty of sports rivalries in the

10:24

comedy scene. The stand-ups hate the

10:26

improvisers. Oh, interesting.

10:28

Improv, or at least they did when I

10:30

was there, Improv is the king of the

10:32

world. The little stand-ups hate the improvisers as

10:34

do all other people. If

10:37

you've ever been to a waiting room

10:39

of an audition. Because they're always improvising.

10:41

Anytime you see a Yes Anne, people

10:43

are like, ugh, it's like tube socks

10:45

and this character. Great. That's

10:47

what it's like. Yeah. There's

10:49

plenty of rivalries. Pizza rivalries, there's... What's the

10:51

pizza one? Like which one do you like? Or

10:54

is deep dish pizza a... like there's a

10:56

New York pizza rivalry or people are like,

10:58

you don't actually eat that. You guys know

11:00

that, right? Oh, right. Yeah. That's

11:03

a big one. Yeah, sure. There's all

11:05

kinds of stuff like that. And you know what? I have something to

11:08

say to those people. Yeah. Chicagoans who

11:10

tell us that you don't actually eat

11:12

deep dish pizza, that's a

11:14

fuck up on your part because the shit's hella

11:16

good. Yes. So you should be

11:18

eating it. Eat it. Also, people who say

11:20

it's a casserole not a pizza, good

11:23

for you. Fucking great casserole. It's

11:25

a wonderful casserole. Call it what you need

11:27

to call it. Why didn't anyone else think

11:29

of a cheese, pepperoni, and

11:32

tomato casserole? That's a great idea

11:34

for a casserole. For something that

11:36

you don't eat in your city,

11:38

it's sure served at all restaurants.

11:41

Yeah. Yeah. And also,

11:43

if you made it and called it a casserole, people would be like, this

11:45

is pizza, right? Yeah. So

11:48

I think problem solved there. It's pizza.

11:50

There's another Chicago pizza though, right? There's

11:53

like a... they eat a thin crust

11:55

pizza as well. Yeah, they call it cavern style.

11:57

Yeah, so it's cut into squares on a big...

12:00

Pizza and that's what you're gonna eat most

12:02

of the time like birthday party

12:04

one of those on top of one of the other

12:06

one That's called a it's called a combo Probably

12:10

it probably is yeah Do

12:12

you are there any of these rivalries

12:14

that you yourself hold in your heart?

12:16

Maybe even despite knowing a little bit

12:18

better Absolutely. I am

12:20

quick to hate anything that's put in front of

12:23

me. That isn't immediately exactly what I do So

12:25

yeah, sure, but then I'm like I'll think about

12:27

it. I'll be like, yeah, they're fine. Probably wait

12:29

So you're talking about like plumbers They're

12:33

necessary. Yeah, if they're in my way and then

12:35

you know, I'll be like You

12:37

know that sort of thing the Cardinals

12:39

the st. Louis Cardinals probably fine don't don't

12:41

care for them, you know, right? If

12:44

somebody Ozzy Smith did backflips great guys

12:46

enough of a class Ozzy Smith the

12:48

Wizard of Oz But he

12:50

he won a lot and the Cubs did

12:52

not what about Willie McGee?

12:55

What's your problem with Willie McGee too handsome?

12:58

Willie McGee was a very very not

13:00

handsome man. Oh Charming

13:03

Lee so sorry Willie if you're listening Willie, we

13:05

love you got nothing I love with San Francisco

13:07

native Willie McGee would have taken you on the

13:09

Cubs not in right field. That was the hawk.

13:11

Yeah anywhere else what

13:13

is the word where are the Cubs

13:15

now because they were loveable losers

13:17

before but maybe they won they won in

13:20

2016 and then the Unceremoniously

13:23

ditched all of the star players in one

13:25

fell swoop and they're in a rebuild and

13:27

I was kind of like When

13:29

they did that I was kind of like maybe I'll watch the Dodgers

13:31

for a while. I think really there

13:34

is a very

13:36

powerful phenomenon going on right

13:39

now in Specifically

13:42

in the sport of baseball something has been going on

13:44

last 15 years or so, which is You

13:47

know the Red Sox and Cubs were

13:49

the legendary Loser teams of

13:51

baseball like that the bridesmaid teams usually like they

13:53

weren't they wasn't so much that they were always

13:56

so awful It's just that they Cubs didn't have

13:58

a date the Red Sox were bright made.

14:00

Okay. And

14:03

then they both won the world series, you know,

14:05

10-15 years ago. And then there's

14:09

been this thing ever

14:11

since which is just like trying to figure

14:13

out, oh, were

14:16

those people that like them this

14:19

toxic the whole time? If they

14:21

were just not noticing it because it was cute

14:23

because they lost so much? It's

14:25

funny to rewatch like a Steve Bartman documentary.

14:27

Steve Bartman was a guy who got blamed

14:29

for ruining like one of their. Jordan, you

14:31

would know him from this song, Do the

14:33

Bartman. Ah, yes. From

14:36

about him, huh? Famous Do

14:38

the Bartman. He unfortunate

14:40

name. Yeah. He had a- You'd say

14:42

Michael Jackson wrote that. Is

14:44

that true? No, there's some, boy,

14:48

I read something about this recently. No, I think there was lore

14:50

that Michael Jackson did write Do the Bartman because

14:53

he was such a big fan. Kevin Smith wrote

14:55

Do the Bartman. Michael Jackson wrote Good

14:58

Will Hunting. There you go. But yeah,

15:01

so I think Michael Jackson was

15:04

like in there when they were recording it

15:06

and like said a couple things that made

15:08

it into the song. But the guy who

15:10

actually wrote it is very mad about that

15:12

rumor. That's fantastic. Yeah. This guy went into

15:14

hiding. The guy that missed the, he missed

15:16

the foul ball. Moise Salud blamed him for

15:18

it. The Cubs blew the game. The

15:21

Cubs fans all at once wanted to murder this

15:23

guy. And I go back and watch like a

15:25

3430 about it. I'm like, we

15:28

were all angry, toxic pieces of shit

15:30

the whole time. Like

15:33

Sammy Sosa, like the whole steroid

15:35

era brought in fans that were

15:38

just kind of bandwagon-y and the

15:41

type that stand up and cheer for any fly ball.

15:43

They think it's a home run. Low IQ

15:46

baseball fan. Like I don't know the game

15:48

very well. And so I think that

15:50

that added to it. Just yeah,

15:53

I agree with you. I agree with you

15:55

totally toxic, but the ones that stuck around

15:58

great people, wonderful people. I

16:00

consider myself one of them, yeah. Where

16:02

do you think the like, everybody hates

16:04

us, thing comes from in Chicago? It's

16:07

cold if it's not true. It's

16:10

cold, I don't know. It's not, it's

16:12

also hot. It's also hot, so you

16:15

know, it's either way too hot or

16:19

way too cold. Yeah, the weather in Chicago

16:21

is an unendurable misery.

16:23

Like it is an unspeakable

16:26

nightmare. Like everything else that

16:28

I've probably been to Chicago

16:30

five times. I've had

16:32

a great time every time. I love

16:34

the city, I love being there. It's

16:36

a beautiful city. Like it's exactly

16:38

what I wanna see, which is just like a bunch

16:41

of 100 year old buildings. Fuck

16:43

nature. Like I just

16:45

love looking at buildings. Chicago's amazing building

16:47

looking at city. Amazing

16:49

museums, all these wonderful, wonderful things.

16:52

But it's a fucking nightmare. My

16:56

brother lived there for a while. I'm like,

16:59

Brennan, I'm not gonna come visit you. It's

17:01

a negative 175 degrees with 80 mile an

17:03

hour winds. Now

17:06

everybody in Chicago listening to this, more

17:09

chips on shoulders. I

17:11

think like referring to the Midwest as

17:13

flyover country, people in the

17:15

Midwest hate that. They

17:18

do it a lot for people who hate it.

17:20

Yeah, that's also true. I don't think

17:22

I've ever heard a coastal person

17:25

talk about flyover country, but I have

17:27

heard many people from the Midwest talk

17:29

about it. I think that the stereotype

17:31

of the coast is that we

17:34

out here hate them there. And

17:36

so they're like, they hate us, right? Like that's just,

17:38

you know, when people from LA would

17:41

come and do standup in Chicago, they'd be like, this

17:43

next guy is from LA. Collectively you

17:45

could feel the whole audience go,

17:47

fuck you. We

17:50

don't like that. Zanku

17:52

chicken isn't that good. Needs the garlic

17:54

sauce. Tell you what, I'm happy about

17:56

those murders. I'm glad. They're

18:00

horrible pay gap or that but it's yeah

18:02

there we don't know enough about to talk

18:04

about with any kind of Adelgid way. We

18:07

only heard about it when they all say

18:09

allegedly alleges I have listed as a nice

18:11

of them in as it on to say

18:13

the midwest as night he added want to

18:16

say anything liable so I don't like weight

18:18

as we record this. ah the University of

18:20

Iowa right is in the Nc double A

18:22

women's basketball and fine or group was plate

18:25

or was or say that noon today and

18:27

your decked out in garb decked out in

18:29

garb. I. Put it on after they are

18:31

already lost of system as I know I

18:33

don't scale and Clark's last game. And

18:36

are going to say I went through

18:38

fan Thank you for I went to

18:40

the University of Iowa. I see is

18:42

Caitlin Costs as we discussed earlier big

18:44

Big Dark but did amazing things for

18:47

the sport I believe I love I'm

18:49

I couldn't. We. Stand this

18:51

dorky legend. I played the

18:53

whole game with a kick me sign

18:55

on her back of he did play

18:57

the whole game and everything he knows.

18:59

He truly she truly is the dorky

19:02

este of genius athletes of perfect yeah

19:04

please. But I so you but are

19:06

you a are you in Iowa? Is

19:08

that why you went to the University

19:10

of Iowa? Yes Grew up in Iowa,

19:12

have lived in move to Chicago did

19:14

a did four years there than out

19:17

here. what do islands think of Chicagoans

19:19

leave out racist I'm plat maps there's

19:21

not a lot. Fatter

19:24

Riot. Who better than these three? I

19:26

mean it's probably the closest big city

19:29

and then since there's no raises things

19:31

to be said. That's about it now.

19:33

Ah yeah, this they lot a Cubs

19:35

fans was people. We would go there

19:37

on trips to want to Wrigley Field

19:40

and stuff like that and to the

19:42

field museum to the the art museum.

19:44

Stuff like it's it's a. You

19:46

know it's the closest we had to

19:48

like a metropolitan area. so it's for

19:50

and you know it's. Revered.

19:53

It's absolutely revered. I. Would say. Kind

19:55

of with says screw tone. Deaf, some.

19:57

of the fucking whether analysis sms

20:00

Yeah, Oprah said, I like to start sending

20:02

those letters. Oprah said if it was summer

20:04

all year round, everybody would want

20:06

to live there. But as you mentioned, the humidity,

20:09

woof. Yeah, no, it's miserable in this summer. I've

20:11

also been there in the summer. There's

20:13

windows. There's windows on either side of summer and

20:15

winter where I've been there and I've been like,

20:18

why don't I live here? This is the greatest

20:20

city in the world. It's like New York, but

20:22

it's cheap. Then you remember

20:24

why it's cheap. The weather. I've

20:28

been there maybe kind of the same amount of

20:30

times as you, Jesse, maybe five or six times,

20:33

spaced out between 15 years or something like that.

20:38

Every time I went, numerous

20:40

people really wanted me to know that

20:42

one of those Christopher Nolan Batman movies

20:44

was filmed there. That was a real

20:46

point of pride, pointing out

20:48

various places that you can see a shot in

20:51

Batman. Yeah. The

20:54

pride and the alcoholism there

20:56

is just jarring. Oh

20:58

yeah, the drinking's intense. It kind

21:00

of scares me. Kind of freaks

21:02

me out. This comedian, he doesn't

21:04

do comedy anymore, but his name is

21:07

Sam Meckling and he started a fake

21:09

Twitter account for Malort, this awful tasting

21:11

alcohol. For a

21:14

time, this was at Max Funcon,

21:16

a tradition that people would

21:18

bring Malort in honor of John Hodgman

21:20

had talked a lot about Malort in

21:23

one of his books. People would bring Malort and

21:25

then they'd pass the Malort around and everyone drinks.

21:27

I'm not even a drinker, but I have tasted

21:29

Malort, which is truly foul. He

21:34

kind of embraced that and was

21:36

like, Malort, our new

21:38

slogan is, tastes like driving through Hammond, Indiana

21:40

in a convertible with the top down and

21:42

your mouth open. Stuff

21:45

like ... Fucking Hammond, Indiana. Am I right,

21:47

Jordan? Malort,

21:50

sometimes I think we deserved 9-11. Stuff

21:53

like that. And

21:55

you got to cease and desist

21:57

from the matriarch of the Malort

21:59

dynasty. The. Man is Jeff

22:01

said Mrs yes yes with it

22:04

with an attorney meets him. And.

22:06

This is how the legend goes that could be

22:09

apocryphal but you it But this happened after my

22:11

time there are any was just a guy with

22:13

brass knuckles this yes exactly and he and they

22:15

say like he said was i haven't spent a

22:17

dime of the merge money like you said hire

22:20

me to do this People love this and they

22:22

are they're drinking it more right like your numbers

22:24

are up and she said yes they are in

22:26

fact and he's like you should hire me to

22:29

be er pr person so they did. They went

22:31

with said this shit is awful land or and

22:33

of what I've been told is at it as

22:35

they were leaving. The bar. The attorney

22:37

turned back around and looked at

22:40

him and goes, this is not

22:42

what usually happens. Ah, but now

22:44

it's like taking off is like

22:46

this. like a terrible thing. You

22:48

know that people as much as

22:50

it were arable. yeah there's a

22:52

we. One year of. We.

22:54

Accidentally ended up with our or

22:56

my lord yes so much. Lord

22:59

is like snob sir it's like

23:01

a category. It's just that no

23:03

one else has ruined the mainly

23:05

and Jagermeister family owes Pro it's

23:07

it's own his honor of yeah

23:09

it's all right So it's as

23:12

yet unknown Electrodes Yep Sins Miller

23:14

is the is that we gathered

23:16

bearer of mean I have some

23:18

cool you know ah it's ah

23:20

us that Reginald sits Williams's mustache

23:22

juice you know was something. Like.

23:26

An arab and it tasted pretty good in

23:28

and and I would like this is not

23:30

it This is not am I doing here

23:32

Good for them. So

23:34

it's of so it's completely taken off

23:36

now and so within saying that you

23:38

like you know you you lived in

23:40

Chicago with in the first five ten

23:42

minutes of knowing that person they will

23:44

have asked you about My Lord which

23:46

was like when I was there was

23:48

Jamison was the sought. Oh okay someone

23:50

said shots They always meant Jamison. But.

23:53

This guy of marketing genius bit but

23:55

but now it's you are like in.

23:57

Chicago. With the bunch around

24:00

this will people just do shots

24:02

of alert to keep the party

24:04

go one hundred percent. Are you

24:06

lemons Like dive bars are like

24:08

it's dayquil and my lord like

24:10

they got they go Aussies. The

24:12

level of alcoholism there is off

24:14

the charts. Like when I moved

24:16

out here with a bunch of

24:18

Chicago comedians. Like the reaction from

24:20

the L A comedy scene was

24:22

decide what does suck you guys.

24:24

Like. We didn't know it but if up

24:26

when I live there somebody had a joint

24:28

at a party people would win like whoa,

24:30

you're are you out your mind It's a

24:33

gateway drug. Yes, I was like you can

24:35

be in the park on heroin by the

24:37

end of the week. Yeah the impression that

24:39

I get is that as his game is

24:41

an outsider's impression both as a non drinker

24:43

and as a non Chicago and. But

24:45

what? I observe with mine

24:48

eyes. Is a sort of

24:50

when I would call classic traditional

24:52

drinking. like the kind of drinking

24:54

that I imagine lead to produce.

24:58

The type of the type of alcoholism

25:00

that made a religious woman and most

25:02

of all get together and say that

25:04

is bad. Yeah, I'm just like people

25:07

in people in bars just drinking a

25:09

lot. Yeah, you you could figure out

25:11

if he wanted to drink twenty four

25:13

hours a day you can figure out

25:15

where like the neighborhood was that opened

25:17

at six in the morning. And there

25:19

were like four am bars or maybe you

25:21

had a good to our window to dry

25:23

off for a little bit where you headed

25:25

for and get home and they had a

25:27

small i say a bunch of money for

25:29

a drink a man har in between history

25:31

book as you get your gas or assess

25:33

as you take the long way if you'd

25:35

be at the six am bar after the

25:37

for a embark close that's right and and

25:40

like every corner had a bar so you

25:42

had with on your block know I like

25:44

that about Chicago. I like how it as

25:46

all the bars cigar go in Austin yeah

25:48

yeah I building. Has a bar

25:50

in it somewhere and gratingly in Chicago

25:52

every especially during the winter. Every.

25:54

one of those blocks in between the corners with

25:56

the bars has a saint bernard with liquor in

25:58

a barrel or on Sure.

26:01

Should anyone roll an ant

26:03

goaller? Slip on the sidewalk.

26:05

It is flat, but the St. Bernard, so it

26:07

confuses the St. Bernard, but he does the same

26:09

job. St. Bernard's have

26:12

a really hard time with my geography. And

26:14

did you know that the St. Bernard's we

26:16

know and love today are not the classic

26:18

St. Bernard? No, I didn't know that. Tell

26:20

them more, Mike. They died

26:22

out from avalanches and such, and so

26:24

they used Mastiffs and Bernie's Mountain Dogs

26:26

to concoct a new one. So if

26:29

you were to see like an early 20th

26:31

century, also I could be completely wrong. But if

26:33

it doesn't matter, this isn't a real show. Yeah,

26:35

I don't think this is true, and I'm going

26:37

to repeat this to people at parties and pretend

26:40

like I'm the one who learned it. I'm adding

26:42

it to Wikipedia right now. Thank you, Matt. Thank

26:44

you. Thank you. Thank you. Can you cite me?

26:47

Yeah, so that's what I believe to

26:49

be true is that the new one

26:51

is the new Coke and then Coca-Cola

26:54

Classic dead. Right. So these are false

26:56

St. Bernard's. How many? Yeah. So

26:58

Beethoven wasn't real? Beethoven

27:01

was a freak? Beethoven's freak dog.

27:04

Beethoven was real, but Bach? No. No.

27:06

I have a Bernie's Mountain Dog. Everybody

27:08

thinks Beethoven is a type of dog.

27:10

They will ask me if that is

27:12

it. You've got a Beethoven. You've got

27:15

a Beethoven, right? I

27:17

wonder how many other types of

27:19

dog actually died

27:22

out in avalanches and are just

27:24

two other types of dog combined.

27:26

99% of dog breeds actually. Because

27:28

if you go to ... I

27:31

got this dog that's really

27:33

full of beans, and if

27:36

I have to be at the office and I can't be with

27:38

him, it's too much for my

27:40

wife to have the children and the dog

27:43

and our other old dog. And

27:45

so I'll take this dog to dog daycare,

27:48

and at dog daycare, all

27:50

the dogs ... She's saying dog daycare, not doggy

27:52

daycare? I feel like I usually get a doggy

27:54

daycare. I've never heard dog daycare. Okay. Well, maybe

27:56

I was trying to bring a little bit of

27:58

class to this. No, dog plays. Dog

28:01

plays. The daycare is for doggies. A

28:03

little bit of the dignity have I

28:05

brought. For wolfs. True. And

28:08

you want to boop their noses. Floofs, puffers, woofs. Okay,

28:11

so when it comes to doggos.

28:13

Yeah. The doggos. The doggos.

28:15

Puffers. I take the dog. Just call them

28:18

good boys. I take the dog sometimes. I

28:20

want to boop their snoots. I

28:22

take the dog. When you're booping their

28:24

snoots, Jesse. To dog daycare sometimes. And

28:28

the dog daycare, by the way, is just God

28:31

bless these wonderful people. There's the sweetest.

28:33

They're so bright eyed. They're like really

28:35

so engaged with the dogs. I

28:38

swear to God this dog daycare is meditation themed.

28:41

It's just the one by my house and we

28:44

had to get his aiyas out somehow. But

28:46

anyway, all the time. We're not yelling at

28:48

you. You're yelling at yourself. I know. I'm

28:51

dealing with some shit. I'm having a Chicago moment here. They're

28:54

all mad at me for taking my dog. No,

28:56

we're fine. Everyone in Chicago does

28:59

have food coma at the moment. Yeah.

29:02

That's also true. All the dogs, what kind of

29:04

dog is this? Every

29:08

one of the other dogs. My

29:10

dog is some kind of golden

29:12

retriever, terrier

29:15

kind of thing. Like a scruffy golden retriever. Beautiful

29:17

and real dumb. Very

29:19

very sweet. Very sweet. All

29:23

the other dogs are a snoodle doodle. Just

29:27

everything has oodle in it. All

29:29

dogs have oodle now. Poodles be fucking.

29:32

You know what? Poodle will fuck anything.

29:34

Poodle no stater. I don't care. Poodle

29:36

will fuck anything. Poodles have made some

29:39

bad choices. They're making poodles fuck everything.

29:42

You think Tom Sizemore's made bad choices. Let's

29:44

talk about poodle. You said

29:47

the dog daycare is meditation themed. Is

29:49

there like a joke on the wall

29:51

where it's like namaste? That's

29:54

got to be somewhere, right? That's got to be

29:57

on a little wood sign, right? Namaste. They so.

30:00

hats in there that say dog vibes

30:02

only. Oh, come on. You want

30:04

one. No, not at all. I don't want

30:06

it at all. Makes

30:08

me very uncomfortable. I don't want

30:10

my dog to have a more luxurious life than me.

30:13

To me, a dog daycare. Oh, the hat for the dog? Oh

30:16

no, that would be, but if I wore the

30:18

hat, it would be in service

30:20

to make my dog more comfortable. Yeah. My

30:24

dog, uh, he weighs 120 pounds. He's

30:26

a, he's a big, beautiful boy. Uh,

30:29

we took him to the vet one, one day and

30:31

he goes into the back, like, so not around us.

30:34

We just start hearing nurses in the

30:37

back yelling, Oh my

30:39

God, that's a big shit.

30:42

That's a big ass shit. And

30:44

like my wife and I are

30:46

like, they're definitely talking about our

30:48

dog. There's something with, he's like,

30:50

that's a big ass shit. And

30:53

the, like the, the, the doctor

30:55

comes, the vet comes back in and

30:57

as we're like, as like, how's he

30:59

doing? Like, did he like, she stops

31:01

us and she goes, he took a

31:03

really big poop back there. Like

31:06

accusing us of being like bad. Like

31:08

you would feed the dog Zanku chicken. Someone

31:11

was killed there. But I will say the

31:14

poop that the dog took smelled like marijuana

31:16

and helped us figure out what was wrong

31:18

with the dog. He'd, he'd eaten,

31:20

he'd gotten into some stuff outside. I

31:22

want to mention outside. No, you would

31:24

never have marijuana in the home. I

31:27

do currently, but not at that point.

31:29

Sure. Yeah. So it's a real, real

31:31

bad thing. I liked it when they

31:33

were yelling about shit in the back room

31:35

and when they came out, they cleaned it up for

31:37

you. They're like the poop, the poop was too big.

31:39

The poop. Yeah. I said, so I said to the

31:42

guy, like one of the technicians, like, how big of

31:44

a poop are we talking about? He goes, it

31:46

was like one foot by

31:50

one foot. So we measured it. I was

31:52

like, I can't even picture that. What was the

31:54

circumference? Yeah. A square foot

31:56

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32:00

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I can't. It's on there permanently.

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events? Guess I would love to. Oh my

39:18

gosh I already I would love to do

39:20

I would love to Charlie I was just

39:22

checking and because I severe like Jordan Jesse

39:24

go listeners. There's probably a lot of people

39:26

who put together bookstore, library and school of

39:29

as I've not been put up to bring

39:31

this up. Know this is good. I should

39:33

be bringing this up. I feel like Jordan

39:35

Morris is available. I'm available. And eggs Yes

39:37

Yes please! I would love to do your

39:40

library that Oh my gosh what an honor

39:42

when I read it dried out me. Dropping

39:44

it on Instagram or something, hit me up on

39:46

and stuff that's of me on Insta Jordan going

39:48

to bring up a lot of joy to life

39:51

of your patrons or students that were diameter and

39:53

David Moore said Instagram I would love to see

39:55

a stinky Jesse. Thank you for prompting that. Yeah,

39:57

the media librarian and enough to move back into.

40:00

second on Jordan Jessica. It's

40:13

Jordan Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Forn

40:15

America's Radio Sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy

40:17

detective. I'm Mike Bridenstine, sweetheart detective.

40:20

That's nice. You know what I

40:22

did? Hey man, stop jacking my shit. Sorry, sorry,

40:24

sorry, sorry. Mike, can I ask you a question

40:26

about your giant talk? I'm sorry. Absolutely.

40:29

Your giant talk is a boy, you said, right? He

40:31

is a good boy. So

40:35

my dog Junior is a boy. I've

40:37

only had him for a few months. And

40:40

I'm wondering how long have you had your dog?

40:42

Seven years. Okay.

40:44

Do you ever get over the fact that his ding

40:47

dong is just right up there

40:49

just flapping around like, hey, oh, here's my

40:51

peen. The breed is

40:53

a very hairy breed. When I do

40:55

see it, it's jarring. Or

40:58

it's lipstick and it's like, let's walk

41:00

this out. I had

41:02

a small boy dog for a while, but

41:05

he was small and his penis was inconspicuous.

41:08

But this golden retriever-y type dog, he doesn't

41:10

have particularly long hair and his penis is

41:14

just sort of 45 degree pointing out from

41:16

his body. And every time

41:18

I see it, I think it's so fucking funny that

41:20

his penis is sticking out there. And I'm like, get

41:22

some pants on this guy. How

41:24

would the dog wear the pants? Let's... Thank

41:27

you. Thanks, Jordan. Anytime

41:29

you see an animal's dong, it's kind

41:31

of fucked up. It's wild.

41:33

Yeah. This guy's actually weird. I

41:35

want that to be the pull quote from the show.

41:39

It feels presumptuous of them to have the same genitalia

41:41

that we have. Is that what you mean? It's

41:44

like, that's a penis and you're my friend. You

41:47

know? Yeah. These

41:49

are my eyes. That's your penis. I

41:51

shouldn't. Yeah. Anyway,

41:53

just something I've been going through lately. Just something I've

41:55

been dealing with. I get it. I

41:57

mean, yeah, I try not to look at dogs'

41:59

wieners. The also will roll over on his back

42:01

and stick is like repr me or so that i

42:03

can see is dawn better or he wants the belly

42:06

rub yeah me or to just to show you the

42:08

of apps are your boss. I

42:10

Jordan We've been doing this segment lately on

42:12

the program called I Read It on the

42:14

Internet and ah, and Matt has sent us

42:16

a new I Read It I move on

42:19

the Internet. I love it when we read

42:21

it. There's something Internet so this is what

42:23

we're looking for. Yeah, There.

42:25

Are so they're obviously there are

42:27

reddit posts that are beautiful. Short

42:31

stories? Yes. Written by

42:33

gifted. Fabulous. Yes. I'm

42:36

more interested in one. That's.

42:38

Just kind of odd reason I like

42:40

the magic of a plane saying was

42:43

yeah was it's a little bit on.

42:45

I don't think we want there to

42:47

be hard jokes and now as you

42:49

know as much as a spot as

42:51

as our to read I think we're

42:53

looking for admiral You for the outsider

42:55

art of yeah we want a magical

42:57

world to discover of course thank you

42:59

anyway of occasion was we'll see how

43:01

this one goes Match just sent it

43:04

to me. It's.

43:06

From our slashed scarf. A

43:09

school near me. Band Scar

43:11

Ss Strum down Never have

43:13

a stuff that says so

43:15

this is so pick it

43:18

up, leave it. There

43:21

are just as a new it

43:23

also your doggy day care for

43:25

her young on number for get

43:27

accept that much over there and

43:29

it says these discard kids also

43:31

his parents are just as we've

43:33

got a bit. Says

43:38

okay. A school near me ban

43:40

scar so. I'm. In high school. still.

43:43

I. Know: very young for rude boy

43:45

assessor peak time to get into

43:47

Pskov Yeah, absolutely. And one of

43:49

my friends goes to a different

43:52

school nearby. I

43:54

liked that. Are

43:56

I like ruby? Have this God

43:58

network? With. They're like

44:01

flashing mirror lights to each other. I wanted it

44:03

to be like an emo school, like you get

44:05

like a sorting hat and you're like, yeah.

44:08

Oh man, my best friend who I

44:10

grew up with. He went to

44:12

the emo school. He went to the power violence school and

44:14

I had to go to the

44:17

happy hardcore school. And

44:20

one of my friends goes to a different school

44:22

nearby. Yesterday we were on call and

44:24

I asked him if anyone at his

44:26

school listened to Scott. He

44:28

told me that not only does nobody

44:31

listen to Scott, but the principal outright

44:33

banned it. Oh my

44:35

God. Turns out some kids in the

44:37

school play wanted to perform something and

44:39

the play director said no. So

44:42

to get revenge, the kids hacked into

44:44

the PA and played Scott music all

44:46

day. They played stuff

44:49

like Bad Manners and Madness. I

44:54

think it's weird revenge because I would have

44:56

loved that day. Thank God

44:58

I go to a school where I can blast

45:00

Scott music to my friends at lunch. If

45:05

you wanted a working definition of America, I

45:08

think it would be a school where you

45:10

can blast Scott music to your friends.

45:13

I find it interesting though that the

45:15

trouble wasn't that music was played, that

45:18

it was Scott music. We've

45:21

banned Scott music only. This sounds

45:23

like it might have been one

45:25

of those situations. This

45:28

has come up I think before on Jordan and Jesse Go,

45:30

but when Jordan and I were in college at Porter

45:33

College at UC Santa Cruz, Matt was also

45:35

there. He was our closest friend. We're best

45:37

friends. We

45:40

knew each other. I remember that we had all

45:42

gone to college together. We had a lot of

45:44

inside jokes, for instance. The

45:46

one that we all laughed at. I love that one. Remember

45:49

that one? That's my favorite one. Memories,

45:51

huh? Memories. I'm always

45:53

remembering those. There

45:56

was a person who turned

45:58

their speakers toward. towards an open

46:00

window in their dorm room and then played

46:03

somewhere out there from an American

46:06

tale on repeat at

46:08

maximum volume for hours until they

46:10

broke in, until someone broke into

46:12

the room and like turned it

46:14

off and then that person got

46:16

like suspended. Yeah. It

46:19

sounds like they were trying to do something like

46:21

this. I mean, it's hard to say. They

46:23

were trying to ban Jews at UCSD. Yeah.

46:26

Yeah. They were trying to. Well, you know,

46:28

I would never do the joke. It was a metaphor for the Holocaust. Only

46:31

I'm doing this joke. None of

46:33

you three can do it. Thank you, Matt, for

46:35

doing the joke. Thank you. I sound like I

46:37

could, right? I

46:40

kind of look like I could, but I wonder

46:42

because there's like these were theater kids,

46:52

which is the number one. I

46:55

mean, I like, it

46:57

may have just been the timing of when I

46:59

went to high school, but like as someone who

47:01

is in a theater department in 1996 through 1999,

47:04

like I would say Ska was

47:13

right up there.

47:15

The Boston. Right up there. They were

47:17

above that. They were above the

47:19

Boston's. I can't, I couldn't tell you

47:21

exactly. This was like, first

47:24

of all, they had all the

47:26

proto reggae Ska records. These

47:29

people were very serious about their Ska, it being

47:31

an arts high school. Yes, yes,

47:33

yes. But yeah, like the theater kids,

47:36

you know, madness is a very credible music

47:38

act. They might've been playing that

47:41

because they love Ska, but on the other

47:44

hand, this person is describing it as though

47:46

it was a prank

47:48

where the premise was we're going to force

47:50

everyone to share Ska. Like it's going to

47:52

be a misery to enjoy. What's the most

47:54

popular miserable madness song? I

47:58

mean, I think, yeah, I mean, I like. I

48:00

mean I like man with a lot hey

48:02

of may have my schools are blurred madness

48:04

that's living in a less best, the greatest

48:06

day of a thirteen year old Jordan's life.

48:08

unless it will. Yeah, I mean I think

48:10

that like I do, think that like Scar

48:12

has just retained its punch line status like

48:14

it had its moments. And. Now and

48:16

I think that just anything with

48:18

that beats regardless of i'd how

48:21

credible it was. In. The

48:23

seventies or eighties or whatever is just

48:25

like. As a tool.

48:27

To. A larger audience who like doesn't know the

48:30

like contacts like, oh this is the most

48:32

annoying music in the world. Writers

48:34

Ever heard Dave Thomas and Silk about Scott?

48:37

What is it Says it's the music. their

48:39

place in a seventh graders head when he

48:41

gets an extra jalapeno poppers yes it is

48:43

for are so that that has been Dave

48:46

Thomas had one of funny is one of

48:48

the funniest ah that joke. Got.

48:51

Meme It's Ios and without him get

48:53

getting credit for it Someone just tweeted

48:55

I heard a guy say it's image

48:57

Daves joke with no and then now

48:59

that's like a meme that gets clipped

49:01

and see. Heard that on my part

49:03

city There was one of my listeners

49:05

who I really told the tell if

49:08

someone on a podcast I had to

49:10

invite Dave on the podcast to link

49:12

for a fact that that's what happened

49:14

right? Also to tell everyone it was

49:16

his job. I see

49:18

like Scott is one of the

49:21

most easily enjoyable. Pop. Music:

49:23

I'm sweaty through a big say.

49:25

Very pleasant, very pleasant. I mean,

49:28

even like. I. Mean, I

49:30

have no strong feelings one way or

49:32

another about the Mighty Mighty Bastogne's But

49:34

Less than Zero you play that you

49:36

play those Mighty Mighty Bastone songs. I

49:38

think those are fun song you know

49:40

that helps Illinois and I wouldn't. For

49:42

example about. Swing. revival songs

49:44

of the time you are correct in

49:46

that assessment yeah my wife who is

49:48

african american and was raised in bed

49:51

church before she lost her religion does

49:53

our visit our that he knows a

49:55

lot of data to have a soon

49:57

as i once asked me to close

49:59

doesn't I don't want me to skate. I

50:02

don't want Christ. She

50:04

was on a trip one time, she works with bands,

50:07

and she doesn't know who the bands are if they're from

50:09

the 80s. So one time she called me and she said,

50:12

I'm with this band, they think that you would have heard of

50:14

them. I said, hit me with it. She goes, they're called the

50:16

B, hang on, 52s. I

50:18

said, get your picture with them,

50:20

get their autograph, buy a CD.

50:23

But we were watching professional wrestling,

50:25

and at the time this wrestler

50:28

named Sammy Zane kind of had

50:30

a Ska guy persona, and

50:32

he came out and I go, this is in

50:34

contemporary America? Yes. Wow, that's great.

50:36

And she said, what is Ska? And I actually caught

50:38

myself saying, how much time do you have? I was

50:41

going to get out. Put

50:43

on a pot of coffee. We're

50:45

doing less than Jake. We're doing real

50:47

big fish. All right, it's Jamaica in the 60s.

50:51

This wave was like this. So

50:53

yeah, it was, I loved it a lot.

50:55

Love it and become a multicultural melting pot.

50:59

Yeah, Punk Ska was real big when

51:01

I was in high school, similar time to you. Went

51:04

to college, every kid at the

51:06

University of Iowa, Dave Matthews Band

51:08

was not only their favorite musician,

51:10

but their persona. They called

51:12

him Dave or did they say D.M.B.? That's

51:15

the ways the two Dave Matthews Band

51:17

came in. They called him Dave, and they

51:19

were all from suburbs of Chicago, and they

51:22

thought it was a bit everybody was doing

51:24

at first. I

51:26

was like, the donkey on a chain gun?

51:28

I didn't understand it. Yeah,

51:30

at least at our residential college, it

51:32

was that, but with the

51:34

promise ring. It was

51:37

just the absolute blossoming

51:39

of the sort of

51:41

pre-radio emo

51:43

scene. Like right before your big heavy rock

51:45

radio emo happened three or four years later. Yeah,

51:53

that's fun. It was emo kids. admiring

52:00

their sneakers and

52:04

sharing feelings with each other. You gotta

52:06

do that though. It was alright. The

52:09

kid's a cute outfit. I don't want my

52:11

taste of music, but... The

52:13

other kids that didn't like Dave as

52:15

much, they were huge Buffett people. Jimmy

52:18

Buffett was massive at the University of Iowa. You

52:20

know, I think there's just a kind of college

52:22

kid that... I

52:26

don't know if it's just like... I

52:29

didn't get into a hyper-specific

52:31

music scene in high school.

52:34

So now it's time to like music. Now

52:37

it's time... That's what I call music. Yeah,

52:41

so it's just time to pick some

52:43

guys with acoustic guitars

52:45

and get like a

52:47

polo. Maybe you

52:49

have khaki. It's kind

52:51

of... Abercrombie cargo pants. Right,

52:54

because it's like if you got into something super

52:56

specific in high school, you kind of like tote

52:58

it to college with you. Sure. And like, you

53:00

know, let it evolve from there. But

53:02

I think if you didn't, then

53:05

like your Dave's, your Buffett's,

53:07

you're like... You

53:09

know, if you're a little nerdier, bare naked

53:11

lady's, you know, that kind of stuff is

53:13

like... These are bands my father enjoys. Yeah.

53:17

My 71 year old father. And

53:19

I'll say I went to... I told

53:21

the story on the podcast, but I went to see Dave

53:23

Matthews Band the other day because somebody had an extra ticket.

53:25

I had a nice time. I

53:28

would never besmirch you a good time. I'll

53:30

tell you, I had had... You know,

53:32

since I went to Arts High School

53:34

in the city and then we went to

53:37

the artsy part of UC Santa Cruz, for

53:39

a public university, you know,

53:41

high snob factor on the music

53:44

front. I didn't really know

53:46

a lot of Dave Matthews

53:48

Band types. When

53:50

I was working at XM

53:53

Satellite Radio when I was probably

53:55

a junior, I guess, in college,

53:59

the band... OAR oh my god. Yeah,

54:01

that was huge and just watching these

54:03

fucking other interns Just flipping the fuck

54:05

out over OAR and being like I

54:07

don't really know what this is I've

54:09

never even heard of this thing that

54:11

everyone is flipping out over and then

54:14

watching them perform and being like It's

54:16

not that it's bad, but you're pumped about

54:19

this Like a really weird

54:21

thing to be pumped about I agree

54:23

with you things to get bootlegs of

54:26

Were they to take a shower shine your shoes you got

54:28

no time to lose people or is that a Dispatch

54:31

okay dispatch was another one that was that

54:33

was huge. Oh, oh AR was huge and

54:36

then take a shower shine your shoes Yeah,

54:38

those are Big yeah, we had a

54:40

lot of take a shot take a shower shine your shoes.

54:42

Do you think oh a lot of that? Do

54:44

you think oh AR got got that

54:47

name because they misspelled a OR or

54:49

album oriented rock sure? I yeah, I'm

54:51

playing themselves after a middle of

54:53

the road Radio format we had a

54:55

stick with it. I just assumed one of them owned

54:58

boat Okay,

55:02

when something momentous happens to you like you

55:04

finally get to see OAR rock

55:06

live in the XM public

55:08

perfume their XM performance studios

55:10

with an exclusive Group

55:13

of people including one guy who was

55:15

in the whalers who was around a

55:17

lot. Yes They're they're watching them. Oh

55:19

AR. Yeah trying to figure out what

55:21

to make of that I

55:23

was going to punk ska shows at this point and

55:26

people were like they couldn't believe That

55:29

that's what I was into and I was like I

55:31

don't I can't explain it to you either Yeah,

55:33

I don't know like a little brass like a little brass

55:35

when I was when I was slamming in the bottom I

55:39

probably went to three Jurassic five concerts.

55:41

I love your eyes. I'm not here

55:43

to cast aspersions on anyone else's is

55:45

Jurassic five Not credible anymore. Ah

55:48

That is in no way embarrassing. I would say yeah. No,

55:51

that's not no. They're not They're

55:53

definitely not credible. Okay, really they

55:55

what's the what's the deal on

55:57

them the I would say Okay.

56:00

The food they have their roots

56:02

in a credible isn't seen. I'm

56:04

a here and Elway. Ah,

56:07

But I think between.

56:10

The fact that that none of

56:12

them is a great rapper except

56:15

from. Maybe. Charlie

56:17

Tune is maybe the best rapper of

56:19

them, but he's also the cornea stuff

56:21

them. Is like

56:23

a Caitlin Clark A I bet there to. I

56:25

bet they're good deeds. I bet they're really good

56:27

dude. I'm and I think like. You.

56:30

Know they had. Great

56:33

Dj producers who kind of wandered

56:35

away and also I think the

56:37

made a single with Dave Matthews.

56:40

wow I think that was like

56:42

they're play as if I might

56:44

be visited our bags our say

56:47

as ebay made a single with

56:49

Dave Matthews to try and I'm

56:51

to try and Black Eyed Peas

56:54

themselves flung ideas thirties like Black

56:56

Eyed Peas. very much the same

56:58

kind of thing as as a

57:01

drastic five. With.

57:05

But like I think Black Eyed Peas were. Always.

57:08

That. They. The thing that

57:10

Black Eyed Peas became, they added forgive but

57:12

like that. that's not different from what it

57:14

was before. And also to my mind they're

57:16

great at it. I think they're really fun.

57:18

They're really good. I was when I hear

57:21

them away and more. Drink a Doctor Pepper.

57:24

Hour a great of those over my what

57:26

about a product What I like to buy

57:28

like I like all those consider have die

57:30

there. I like all those Black Eyed Peas

57:33

songs none of them are good rappers by

57:35

doesn't really The Lambs a good producer and

57:37

who cares and Orange Glow a great product

57:39

that. Exists and Co has a fair but

57:41

ah yeah. I think I think I think the

57:43

Jurassic Five. Sort of like. Got. a

57:45

lot of credibility on their e p started blowing

57:47

it when they made their album and then when

57:49

they signed to a major and put out a

57:51

single with dave matthews it was like ah oh

57:54

ah i mean and they didn't even get a

57:56

hit record out of it i don't i don't

57:58

think it works them like the most badass

58:00

punk band in the late 90s

58:02

that I can recall liking. That

58:05

was like a kind of a new band, was

58:07

the Suicide Machines. Even they did, I beg your

58:09

pardon. I never promised you like

58:11

a rose garden. I have a question. What

58:13

is the guy that's like Jack Johnson? I

58:15

was gonna say, who's the surfing, it might've

58:18

been Jack Johnson and not Dave Matthews that

58:20

did the Jurassic Five. So that would make

58:22

more sense to me. I saw the Suicide

58:24

Machines last year. That's fantastic. You still got

58:26

it. I

58:28

saw Dropkick Murphy's open for the

58:30

Bostones. I've seen a

58:32

lot of these bands in Iowa City when I was

58:34

a college student. That sounds like a lot of fun.

58:36

It was a lot of fun. Can I tell you

58:38

what? Can I tell you what's fun? Going to see

58:40

the Jurassic Five. I bet going to see Jurassic Five

58:43

right now is a ton of fun. They're

58:45

all, they have a

58:47

fun thing they do. It's fun. Have

58:52

fun, enjoy your dumb thing.

58:54

Yeah. How is the

58:56

concrete schoolyard fun? Enjoy your

58:58

dumb thing, like this podcast. If somebody put

59:00

on a Tap the Bottle by young black

59:02

teenagers, I would know full well, none of

59:05

them were black, young or teenagers. And it's

59:07

a fun, dumb song. Yeah. When

59:10

something momentous happens to you, like you tap the

59:12

bottle, we ask you to call us

59:14

at 206-9844-FON or

59:16

just send a voice memo to JJCO at

59:18

maximumfun.org. Can I tell you something,

59:20

Jordan? We recorded a crossover episode

59:23

with our friends that stopped podcasting yourself.

59:26

I did do that for the Max Fun Drive. And Dave

59:29

Schumka from Spy gives out

59:31

their phone number on every

59:33

episode. And it came up

59:35

on that crossover episode. Thank you members of Maximum

59:37

Fun. If you're not yet a member, join and

59:40

listen to that episode. It

59:42

came up that I had emailed

59:44

him an overheard for

59:47

his show, his recurring segment on his show,

59:50

because I thought it would be better to record

59:52

it on my phone and

59:54

then send it to him or

59:56

record it on my mic and send it to him rather than call

59:58

it in. Dave. got mad

1:00:00

at me. I'm sorry. So then the next

1:00:02

time, the next time I heard

1:00:05

one, I called it in, but it

1:00:07

got all garbled. Well. Because I

1:00:09

didn't have a good connection. Seems like maybe

1:00:11

you were right the first time to care

1:00:13

about sound quality. I overheard something the other

1:00:16

day and I got in my head

1:00:18

and I didn't know whether to record it or call

1:00:20

it in. Right, right, right. And then I forgot what

1:00:22

it was. Oh no. I was going to say, do

1:00:24

you want to share it here? But it's lost. Lost

1:00:26

to time. Just

1:00:29

send us a voice memo at jjkoh at maxmachnachnondot

1:00:32

org. It'll sound great. It'll sound pretty good. We'll

1:00:34

find out what this is. Hey,

1:00:36

Jordan and Jesse and guest, who

1:00:38

I'm going to guest is ex-professional

1:00:40

wrestler turned conservative politician, Glenn

1:00:43

Jacobs, aka Kane. I'm

1:00:45

calling in with a momentous occasion.

1:00:47

The other day I was walking

1:00:49

in Austin, Texas and

1:00:52

I saw a group of

1:00:54

kids that were hanging out at an outdoor

1:00:56

playground outside of a restaurant and

1:00:58

they were sitting on a grassy sort

1:01:01

of knoll situation and there was one

1:01:03

kid particularly laid back in Texas and

1:01:05

he was

1:01:09

really just kicked back on this knoll

1:01:11

and the rest of the kids were listening

1:01:13

in as he spouted out, oh

1:01:16

yeah, well I know how babies

1:01:18

are made. I

1:01:20

don't think I've ever seen a cooler kid in

1:01:23

my life. Isn't that the dream? That's great. Jurassic

1:01:25

Five, Work It Out featuring the Dave Matthews band.

1:01:27

The whole band is on there. Wow.

1:01:31

Holy cow. Violin guy, the saxophone guy. Are we

1:01:33

going to listen to it? Hold on, let

1:01:35

me get my flip flops on. Let

1:01:37

me put on some beaded necklaces. Okay,

1:01:40

okay. Let me

1:01:42

make you babies for this. I

1:01:51

can't wait until the violin happens. More

1:01:58

violin. Yeah,

1:02:02

it's not the whole Dave Matthews band until

1:02:04

you got a little violin in there.

1:02:06

I love that violin. It's a unity theme.

1:02:09

That's nice. I mean, was

1:02:11

it right after Lincoln Park and Jay-Z did

1:02:14

a thing and they're like, what are other

1:02:16

two things that shouldn't go together? I think

1:02:18

it may have been after Black Eyed Peas

1:02:20

got Justin Timberlake on a real B-minus song

1:02:23

that catapulted them

1:02:26

from underground acts to

1:02:30

radio celebrity. That was I think before

1:02:32

they added Fergie. I remember before they

1:02:34

had Fergie thinking that they were cool.

1:02:36

I mean, I legitimately,

1:02:40

again, not good at rapping, never were,

1:02:43

but none of them. They're

1:02:46

taking it back to Yes Yallen. Yeah, exactly.

1:02:50

PZ falling up, never falling down, something,

1:02:52

something higher level, elevate the sound. Never

1:02:56

meant or made sense. Never meant anything or

1:02:58

made sense. It's just the little words they

1:03:00

were saying. My name is Apple D app

1:03:02

and I'm here. I'll

1:03:06

tell you what, there's this talkery

1:03:08

about my house called My Taco that

1:03:10

my daughter really likes and they

1:03:13

have some celebrity photos up in that

1:03:15

Los Angeles local business way. Usually

1:03:19

they are Mexican

1:03:21

and Mexican American celebrities with which I am

1:03:23

not familiar. But they

1:03:25

also have Taboo and Apple D app. There

1:03:28

you go. I'm just like, fuck.

1:03:32

I feel like I could

1:03:34

get to that. I'll

1:03:36

never be will I am. You

1:03:39

could be Apple D app. I could be Apple

1:03:41

D app. I'm going to go ahead and say

1:03:43

you are. Do you want to be in

1:03:46

the hip hop group or do you just want your

1:03:48

picture on the wall? No, I'm just talking about a

1:03:51

Meriting picture, my picture being on the wall.

1:03:53

I could never be as good at being

1:03:56

because both of those guys are great dancers,

1:03:58

which I'm not. Oh Yeah, yeah. Wrapping

1:04:00

but there were great. Dance was assumed

1:04:02

I was looking at a wall of

1:04:04

celebrities at a restaurant the day ah,

1:04:06

Yang Xiao in Pasadena. Themes:

1:04:10

The pressure is as good as you've heard

1:04:12

of As or com. And. They

1:04:14

have the Wallace celebrities and it's really

1:04:16

impressive. But. Everything is so

1:04:18

yellow and faded I think those just

1:04:20

stopped happening in two thousand and one I

1:04:22

think that like no business has added a

1:04:25

new of this a successful us out

1:04:27

here I've been pretty much more as world

1:04:29

that they they all they had a

1:04:31

local business person's meeting all a valet you

1:04:33

the L A the greater L A area

1:04:36

matt and said like we're done we

1:04:38

all many heard so the so many so

1:04:40

yes we ask that we're all gonna

1:04:42

have a couple of whether guys cities who

1:04:44

are are not on the air anymore I

1:04:46

have requested yes. Is it possible

1:04:48

that. No. One makes

1:04:51

eight by ten head

1:04:53

shots anymore, and for

1:04:55

that reason. Secondary sub

1:04:57

possibilities here. If. We.

1:05:00

Print. Run out ahead. saw in

1:05:02

bring them in vain. We are

1:05:04

filling avoid. Like. The reasons

1:05:06

ever replace any of them is

1:05:08

because there's no reason or alberto.

1:05:11

Yeah. There's no reason for Tell

1:05:13

Five Dave Mcelhatton to make. Head

1:05:16

shots anymore. He gives a number one

1:05:18

I believe he may have passed away

1:05:20

or Ip to let and I'm sorry,

1:05:22

sorry if he didn't By the way,

1:05:24

I ice to claim so and wouldn't

1:05:27

bet on a recent program. Put it

1:05:29

on Wikipedia. A half Asbestos is a

1:05:31

Saint Bernards but yeah, like an avalanche

1:05:33

replaced replaced by a hybrid freak flag.

1:05:35

It might not be that they don't

1:05:38

want new ones either. A be that

1:05:40

you know. That

1:05:42

like a lady from the Ice Capades

1:05:44

no longer has one. I was in

1:05:47

the case of young child they are

1:05:49

I'm photos with the owner. Is

1:05:51

are like on like developed but.

1:05:53

I. think your point is great and i think that

1:05:56

is probably why we're not seeing new or i've

1:05:58

always and most the questions about the lot dry

1:06:00

cleaning places that have the plant

1:06:03

store and silverware. Do

1:06:06

they have it on them? Do

1:06:08

they come back with it? Is it requested? I want

1:06:11

to know. I feel

1:06:13

like I think

1:06:15

that's something publicists do. When

1:06:17

you have a publicist in show business, if

1:06:20

I've learned anything, one of my oldest friends

1:06:22

is a professional show business publicist. I've

1:06:28

known this woman since high school. Brilliant

1:06:30

woman. You're her publicist.

1:06:32

She does ... I know, right? Everybody.

1:06:36

Hire Emily Erskine. She

1:06:40

does lots of high-powered shit,

1:06:43

but then also I think sometimes when

1:06:45

you're a celebrity's publicist, you

1:06:47

just do miscellaneous shit because you're

1:06:50

around. A big part

1:06:52

of being a celebrity's publicist is going with

1:06:54

them to things. I

1:06:56

asked my publicist friend, why do you go

1:06:58

with the people? She's like, well,

1:07:00

they pay me to be their publicist, so I want

1:07:02

to make sure that they remember I'm their publicist. On

1:07:06

Entourage, the lady would make sure he

1:07:08

didn't say something too stupid. Yeah,

1:07:11

but it's impossible. It's impossible to prevent

1:07:13

people from saying stupid things. Or to

1:07:15

be like, this interview's over. Yeah, exactly.

1:07:18

I don't know if that actually flies. I think

1:07:20

that a publicist is a person who

1:07:22

calls you and says, make a list

1:07:24

of local businesses you patronize, and

1:07:27

I'm going to send each of them a signed eight by 10.

1:07:29

That's fantastic. I know. That's

1:07:32

a fantastic job. You think I could ... Guys, I

1:07:35

think, Jordan, if you and I had an eight by

1:07:37

10, I think I could get it up. You

1:07:40

have a friend. If

1:07:42

not in a frame, I think I could get

1:07:44

it up on the cork board at Mount Washington

1:07:46

Cleaners on Figurable. Let's try this. You have to.

1:07:48

I like this. I think this is

1:07:51

a goal. You have to. I think

1:07:53

our powers combined, we can get one up

1:07:55

somewhere. Yeah. When ... When ... We're

1:07:57

going to need to get Zach Wolf back in town. Zach Wolf Took some pictures of

1:07:59

us. Yeah, but that was when we

1:08:01

had different facial hair shirt. Yeah, we need

1:08:04

one representing our current facial hair southerners. Any

1:08:06

photographers out there in the L A area

1:08:08

let us know we'll have some eight by

1:08:10

ten printed up at Out you know, classic

1:08:13

photo printing place. Yeah and we'll see where

1:08:15

we can get went up with it. We

1:08:17

can sign it. We breed to Mount Washington

1:08:19

Cleaners and was I mean. They

1:08:22

know me because at one point I

1:08:24

still and during a clothing moths scare

1:08:26

at my house and so I had

1:08:28

to get everything nice. All the clothes

1:08:30

I owned claims ourselves now was there.

1:08:32

That involves a few carloads. Our yeah

1:08:34

surveyed so they know either. Yeah, so

1:08:36

they know me very well. I'm not

1:08:38

just a I'm not just a once

1:08:40

every few weeks customer. Now that I'm

1:08:42

a guy, I met guy that brought

1:08:44

in forty percent the players a Moscow.

1:08:46

Yeah I'm But I think if we

1:08:48

could sign it like car. For.

1:08:51

Mount Washington Cleaner Answer: getting the come

1:08:54

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1:08:56

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1:08:58

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Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's

1:10:24

Radio Sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy detective. Mike

1:10:27

Bridenstine. Why was it Sweetheart Detective?

1:10:29

Mike, was your goal in this

1:10:31

book to write a book that

1:10:34

had the most past Jordan Jesse Goe guests on its cover?

1:10:36

That's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking, yeah.

1:10:39

I was listening to the show and I thought, I should

1:10:41

write a book about some of your guests. There's

1:10:43

a ding donger, Matt Bronger. There's

1:10:46

our friend Kumail Nanjiani. Cameron Esposito

1:10:48

is here. Kyle Canane is here.

1:10:51

Animal Burris has never been on our show. The

1:10:54

Chicago Skyline. Yeah, he's had that. They

1:10:58

can do a great riff. When the Chicago

1:11:00

Skyline starts to riff, you're like, where's this

1:11:02

going? But you know they're going to bring

1:11:04

it back. Sears Tower's a

1:11:06

beast. Sears Tower's a beast. That cover, the

1:11:08

Putterbaws I know were on the show. Yeah,

1:11:10

even recent. I appreciate that you're keeping up

1:11:13

with our more recent guests. I follow both

1:11:15

of them on Instagram and I saw that

1:11:17

they were on the show. Oh yeah, they're

1:11:19

the funniest. There's Pete Holmes is

1:11:21

here, who people always assume I know,

1:11:23

but I've never actually met. That's so

1:11:25

funny. I've never met a man in my

1:11:27

life. I've never watched it twice. He's great. Yeah,

1:11:30

that's great. Mike, this is a book about- Like

1:11:32

to ask people about something about God, I think.

1:11:35

I don't know. He's never asked me about God and

1:11:38

I've met him. Is he interested in God? When I

1:11:40

met him, he was a devout

1:11:42

Christian and married to the woman

1:11:44

that he's not married to now. He

1:11:46

was a non-drinking Christian fellow. And

1:11:49

now- This guy's

1:11:52

Christian adjacent, kind

1:11:54

of. This

1:11:56

guy fucking travels with a cake plate

1:11:58

of cocaine. Yes, exactly. I

1:12:00

mean you got it. Yeah,

1:12:02

otherwise it's gonna blow away in your

1:12:04

fucking Mercedes convertible that you got to

1:12:07

have that bowl So this is a

1:12:09

book about the history of comedy in

1:12:11

Chicago or a car particular comedy explosion

1:12:13

well, the the scene kind of collapsed

1:12:15

at the end of the 80s, so

1:12:17

the boom happened the bust happened and So

1:12:21

one club existed what that was left

1:12:23

that one white club existed.

1:12:25

It was zany's a very segregated city. So

1:12:27

zany's was the only Game

1:12:30

in town and they would not

1:12:32

book local comedians So all

1:12:34

these people who had Jimmy Pardo or nothing it was

1:12:36

flying Or Jimmy

1:12:38

door or nothing. Yeah Someone

1:12:41

named Jimmy. Any Jimmy or nothing? I

1:12:44

just want I just want to salute

1:12:46

Jimmy Pardo for not breaking bad just

1:12:48

way to go. Well, there's Chicago Jimmy's

1:12:50

You're doing a great job Jimmy Pardo.

1:12:53

You're still a great guy. That's Jimmy.

1:12:55

You're not insane Best

1:12:58

Jimmy, best Chicago Jimmy So

1:13:00

all of these people that would come there for

1:13:03

to do Second City and wanted to do stand-up

1:13:05

needed a place to do stand-up So they created

1:13:07

a DIY alt scene and

1:13:09

there's the story of that DIY alt

1:13:11

scene from going from absolutely nothing To

1:13:14

producing some of the people that you named to be big enough

1:13:16

to do You know

1:13:18

Jordan Jesse go and things like that like

1:13:22

How many times are we mentioned in the book you're

1:13:24

not but it's implied When

1:13:29

we were on the podcast, yeah, you

1:13:31

know, so there's two mentions of Denver

1:13:34

comedy works. Yeah. Oh good There's a

1:13:36

glossary back here. Okay So

1:13:42

Something called edge comedy. Yes a

1:13:44

lot of mention. Yeah, they're looking

1:13:46

at an index say Tina

1:13:49

Someone named Faye comma Tina gets

1:13:51

mentioned a lot a couple of

1:13:53

mentions of Jim Carrey and I

1:13:56

Like seeing some mentions of Ricky Carmona past. Oh,

1:13:58

yeah. There You go. The pastor Rick you

1:14:01

were here That correct. Oh here we

1:14:03

are a shit com a dog. Stare

1:14:07

we are okay said that and I saw

1:14:09

them into the sunset. Ff Ff at the

1:14:11

A Sitcom Adam. Oh

1:14:14

here on Comedy Karma, I just.

1:14:19

Know guess since Farm Talking com

1:14:22

a podcast I'm yeah, I can't

1:14:24

We actually went way through this.

1:14:27

Sounds like I didn't I, I

1:14:29

didn't know the story might yet.

1:14:31

So it's basically it's. But.

1:14:34

It's a kind of impossible that all these

1:14:36

people came out of this nothing but I

1:14:38

kind of. We go through a we talk

1:14:40

about why it happened in kind of you

1:14:43

know series as to how it took off.

1:14:45

In. The hotels are you doing? Kennedy

1:14:47

tells the or just of people that you

1:14:49

mentioned that are on the cover. Pete Holmes

1:14:52

Map Wrong Earth How can a in Hannibal

1:14:54

burress. And. You

1:14:56

know I'm it was a pandemic

1:14:58

project to I didn't have a

1:15:00

lot to do and nobody else did

1:15:03

either. And so sir I I have

1:15:05

heard somebody do a history of

1:15:07

Chicago. Comedy. And I felt

1:15:09

that it was wrong And so I

1:15:11

thought, hey, Let's. Try to. Do.

1:15:14

A real one and I have the time to

1:15:16

do it. and I know the people so that

1:15:18

was the impetus their I were to be. Will:

1:15:20

Grab: this thing is a sanctuary. Get a book.

1:15:23

Is there a specific website? Amazon? Amazon? Be fantastic

1:15:25

I guess. Yeah. Parameter: Grab it on Amazon. You

1:15:27

know it. When. It comes

1:15:29

to conveniently ordering books. Tough.

1:15:32

To beat Amazon Marco it is

1:15:34

tough to be. Look, there's there's

1:15:36

other alternatives, probably more moral ones.

1:15:38

Fisher Farms and Noble Backup Ssssss.

1:15:40

At the end of the day

1:15:43

I stood up from a little

1:15:45

guy who's your favorite billionaire Waldenbooks

1:15:47

not I'm ah I'm not. Get

1:15:49

your ass the crown the ask

1:15:51

him for the perfect amount of

1:15:54

wrong. Yeah, it's been pre remainder

1:15:56

for your team's inheritance. i

1:15:59

will make it's really I'm so glad to have you on the program. Thank you

1:16:01

so much. Thank you for having me. I'm

1:16:03

so excited about this book. It's the first book

1:16:05

I've ever held with an entire chapter about comedy

1:16:07

genius, Dwayne Kennedy. There you

1:16:09

go. I hope the chapter is called Dwayne.

1:16:12

It is. It's just called

1:16:14

Dwayne. It is. It's the first quote

1:16:16

from past Jordan Jesse Go-guess, John Roy. It is.

1:16:19

Oh, hey, there you go. It's been a great

1:16:21

time. It's the history of Chicago comedy, but it's

1:16:23

also kind of the history of this podcast. That's

1:16:26

what I was thinking. That's what I was then

1:16:28

telling people. And therefore, America. Yeah. That's a really

1:16:30

good point. America's story is in this podcast. You're

1:16:32

weaving a beautiful tapestry of metaphor right now. I

1:16:35

would appreciate it if you would, yes. The

1:16:38

rails, coal, baseball, crack at the

1:16:40

bat, cracker tracks, here we go,

1:16:42

Dust Bowl. I

1:16:45

can't do anymore. Yeah,

1:16:47

I mean, you know, wheat. Wheat. Yes.

1:16:51

I get wheat. We

1:16:54

were wrapping up and I fucked it up. I'm sorry. I

1:16:56

didn't mean to. Wheat was good. Matt

1:16:59

Lieb is the producer of the program. Our theme

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music is Love You by the Free Design, courtesy

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social medias. Jordan, I

1:17:09

just started a new Instagram account. Oh my God,

1:17:11

tell me everything. Well, when I started my original

1:17:14

Instagram account, you were only allowed to have one

1:17:16

Instagram account, and so I needed one for my

1:17:18

menswear shit more than I needed. So that's

1:17:21

at put.this.on. And I have one for

1:17:23

Lurking? Yeah. Cool. Well,

1:17:25

I got one for Jesse Thorne as entertainer

1:17:28

with other things. It's at Jesse Thorne Very

1:17:30

Famous. Oh my God, amazing. So

1:17:32

go to at Jesse Thorne Very Famous,

1:17:34

follow that, because it's only got 500

1:17:37

followers. It's very

1:17:39

secret right now. Sure.

1:17:42

And you're at Jordan David Morris. I'm at Jordan David

1:17:44

Morris. You just got the one. Maybe I'll get another

1:17:46

one for Lurking. I mean, do you... Oh, you're just

1:17:48

going to get one. You're

1:17:50

just going to get a horny one. Oh,

1:17:52

a horny Insta? Am I

1:17:54

posting horny or am I commenting horny on that

1:17:57

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1:17:59

don't know. Should there, yeah? Why

1:18:01

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1:18:04

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1:18:06

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1:18:10

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1:18:12

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1:18:14

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1:18:19

on Reddit. Should we start

1:18:21

a Discord? Probably we should start a Discord. That is

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something. That would be really good. Would that be fun?

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It would be fun if we started a Discord because

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it would be a great place for us to talk

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to our fans. Yes. And

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for me to play Fortnite with

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my kids. Yeah. Let us know

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if you want to watch us

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play Fortnite with our kids. Yeah.

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I don't have any kids. I'll get some.

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Yeah, get some kids. I'll get some kids.

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Any gender. Sure. Get

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some daughters. All kids. Come on over.

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We'll play some Fortnite. Okay. We'll

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