Meet us down by the newly-opened Tastee Freez here on Jerk Mountain where Bruce Cougar Mellenstein drops a hot track and some hot chili in our laps, we see how the Satanic church supports our humble highways, we learn some tips from a buddy law

I've Been In Public

Feb 25th, 2019 1h 47m

You drove your Chevy to the levee, but the levee was our friend Bri with us this week to smash the patriarchy, a Crave Case with cheese, and a loose cannon afflicted with good 'ol American greed. We'll discuss human and kitty cat parenting, sha

Iggy Pop Body

Feb 18th, 2019 1h 7m

Come on down to the lodge on Jerk Mountain where we recap the superb-owl and the decline of Levine, glory days and these lab-grown musicians that can be deployed in minutes, songs that have more writers than unique lyrics at the Grammys, "god’s

You're Talking To The Trailer

Feb 11th, 2019 1h 15m

Set it and forget it with us at the top of Jerk Mountain where we're cooking up crispy skin and big flavors, hanging out with the Bannisters, Lannisters, Jargons and the Flargons, how to make advertisments 10x more palpatable, and shopping at

Midweek Hypothetical: Everybody Saw That, Right?

Jan 25th, 2019 10m 8s

We're going to further discuss that awesome David Blaine / Harrison Ford card trick, but first, we come to an agreement on the best Indiana Jones movie!Music by POP ZEUS & Jordan and Eli making bullwhip noises

Spum Lords

Jan 21st, 2019 1h 37m

Join us at the peak of Jerk Mountain where we’re getting mashed to the max by getting our guac on the side and a crowler at the movie theater, having a romantic moment thanks to White Castle (not a sponsor), living like Richie Rich with an indo

Midweek Hypothetical: Heavy Metal for Dummies

Jan 8th, 2019 7m 56s

Two assholes in khakis who know basically nothing about the nuances of black metal wax poetic for seven minutes... about the nuances of black metal.Music by a rooster and MIDI.

Action Dicks

Jan 6th, 2019 1h 19m

This week we’re up on the mountain chewing on scaliwags & scoundrels, guitar moves and hardcore bands, straightedge inception, vr headsets and vertigo, james cameron and his v-neck sweaters, two pairs of **supple joggers** for date night, how a

Merry Christmas, Ya Jerks!

Dec 25th, 2018 43m 23s

Join us in the lodge on jerk mountain, where we'll be stepping away from the microphones to soak in some sweet jazz melodies and warm up by the fireplace! Thanks for tuning in, we love all of you as much as Kanye loves Kanye- here's to you & yo

A Tremendous Mouthful on Christmas

Dec 24th, 2018 1h 17m

Jingle all the way to the top of Jerk Mountain with us as we bust up this box spring and recall our favorite christmas songs and gifts! we'll be covering lots of topics and spreading a whole lot of cheer on this episode, so toss another log on

Hump Pillow

Dec 17th, 2018 1h 11m

Well.... fancy seein' you here on the top of Jerk Mountain, where we'll gather round the campfire to discuss our pneumonia-based vacay, spooking your kids with ninja-like precision, and revisit some topics from ep30- mostly tomhanksgiving feast

Midweek Hypothetical II: MFK

Nov 20th, 2018 10m 27s

When you've gotta decide which of the Ghostbusters you're going to MFK, Who you gonna call? We put ourselves on the spot to find out in this week's hypothetical. Then we dadtalk the Hyundai Elantra into 'championship mode' until PizzaBear comes

Schmearins'

Nov 19th, 2018 1h 9m

Well howdy y’all! It sure is mighty cold out, so pull up a log and sit by that yonder campfire, we’ll tell you a couple stories here in the frosty moonlight on Therapy Mountain that will get your fashion sense on “target” by wearing layers and

Would You Rather?

Nov 15th, 2018 14m 28s

We're on the mountain here with you on your morning commute to ask the important questions regarding "Would You Rather?"

Midweek Hypothetical I: Would You Rather?

Nov 15th, 2018 14m 28s

We're on the mountain here with you on your morning commute to ask the important questions regarding "Would You Rather?"

A Star is Bored

Nov 12th, 2018 50m 53s

Peer down with us at the top of Jerk Mountain, where you can share hearty laughs watching folks bagging, battling, and raking leaves while there’s more in the trees, using words that aren’t words, aftermarket/third party gaming controllers full

Hayride Handies - True Halloween Stories

Nov 5th, 2018 46m 33s

SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPO

Hayride Handies

Nov 5th, 2018 46m 33s

Boo Pizza

Oct 29th, 2018 1h 7m

It’s a beautiful evening at the top of Jerk Mountain- we’ve got a campfire going, Eli put some new batteries in our Speak-N-Spell, and Jordan has more meatballs than your body has room for… So c’mon over and we’ll learn you something about the

Milky Eyed Leader

Oct 22nd, 2018 1h 17m

Prost / Zum wohl! You’ve made it to the top with us on Jerk Mountain, and boy do we have a hot bowl of chat stew with your name on it! We’ll hypothesize some face tattoos, talk about favorite die hard quotes most folks glossed over, prep for t

Cover Me In Maple Syrup

Oct 15th, 2018 1h 31m

We started from the bottom, but now you’re here with us at the top of Jerk Mountain for our 25th episode! To show our thanks and appreciation, we discuss how “it’s all recyclable”, how to make a vape shop owner uncomfortable, what fashion choic

Maple Syrup

Oct 15th, 2018 1h 31m

Sweet Treats & Greasy Eats

Oct 7th, 2018 1h 10m

We’re waking up early with you, having a cup of coffee on our sittin’ porch at the top of Jerk Mountain… here to teach a younger audience how to refill a stapler, how Chuck-E-Cheese is too rich for our blood, why we avoid people involved with M

Seasonal Allergies

Sep 30th, 2018 1h

Join us at the summit of this pile of Kleenex at the top of Jerk Mountain for some Grade-A chitchat... you can learn how to "have uh good nihhht", how to handle yourself when things start Overflowin' (and how to turn adversity into a pitch for

Wearin' Goggles

Sep 24th, 2018 1h 5m

Catch us shooting some chat hoops atop Jerk Mountain with our very good friend Aaron Light, who made his way up the slopes to talk all things basketball, living life a quarter at a time, and how to succeed while you're holding out for those gre