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This is iFanboy Pick of the
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Week number 923, brought to you
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by Caffeine and Fatigue and iFanboy
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listeners like you. Hey
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folks, I am Josh Flanagan, you know
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me, because I'm always here, as
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opposed to my co-host, Connor Kilpatrick. I was just
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gone last week, what are you talking about? I
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just, you know, just thought today,
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you know, I'd lay back in a cut,
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you led your little fitness. You know what I'm saying?
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I don't want to talk anymore. Well, we
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all know that's not true. This is iFanboy Pick of the Week
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number 809, nope, 902. I wasn't even gonna say
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823. I had a whole other number coming out. You
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liked a lotto, just spit out some numbers. Yeah,
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I run numbers in southern New Hampshire.
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You're not supposed to say what's up on the show. Yeah,
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well, I mean, for one thing, they couldn't get me because
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they'd get me on the stand and they'd be like, do
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you run in numbers? And we're like, I don't even know
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what that really means. I probably did. I
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wouldn't know how to do that. I somehow
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lost money doing it. You know those magnets
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with numbers? I drive those around in my
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car. That's what I thought we were talking
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about. We read comics every week. We read
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a bunch of them. The person who has
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been charged with the sacred duty to make
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the Pick of the Week. It's a... There's
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a word no one uses. I
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have a calling. Like, not really. Like,
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no one you want to talk to uses it
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sincerely, I don't think. I have an authentic calling.
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I have a calling to review sandwiches. That's what
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my calling is. I do it in
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my car. I never could serve that guy's stuff anymore. I
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Just realized that. I Liked that guy. There's a different
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your comics. We pick the one that we liked
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about to call that a big of a week.
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Where to talk about that? We talk about other
2:07
comics as what's the point a reading fifteen to
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twenty five books every single week of your life.
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If not going to talk about more than one
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of I'm it's just math. There's other books. Like
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we said ah there's a Peyton pick which you
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people listening chose. There's listener mail they deserve. It
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is A it's a good Tuck I need I
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need I need you gotta inject some I need
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something or just start talking for. While he thought
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for nuff last week, I just forgot that I
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had someone else to fill space. Assess assess
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it was a real moment last week were like
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I didn't know something and like we're so used
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to that but like I couldn't come up with
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the word because of their early onset dementia and
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I realize like I have no out to look
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this up because I also didn't realize I can
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just stop it and an egg move at it.
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I. Could buy the want? Do that though. You're.
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The next time you do so us or
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uses pretend I'm there and have the competition
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in your head and then once belonged but
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the silence He realized that what you think
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mimic thirty seconds of silence and then there
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wouldn't start writing in the in for of
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a no no this was a performance piece
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Connor You thankfully had the pick of the
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week. I did and I had several books
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that I was thinking about choosing M look
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I didn't wanna to Fantastic Four again. We've
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had these books throughout the years where you
3:15
just sick term it's yes there that rock
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isn't. Abolitionists is a brew
3:20
bigger Captain America Scouts syndrome
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when I was just like.
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I read center sick for seven,
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twelve, or nineteen. I wouldn't last.
3:29
At. That point I have several books I wasn't like
3:31
a big surprise like images on the thick to and enough
3:33
as it for pitches animals like. A damn
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right Norris, It's stupid. It's not even close.
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And the thing is, I think my last
3:40
pic was a spider man. Is your it
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doesn't? My last? Definitely. Yep. That. Was
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also singles issues story and this is also
3:46
single issue store and most of them are.
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And. it's a skill that sort
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of win loss in time because assistant done
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that much and when other people do it
3:55
sometimes is not a satisfying but he does
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is entirely satisfied single-issue stories. I was halfway
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through this book when I had to remind
4:02
myself that it was a single-issue story because
4:04
my brain is so used to thinking of
4:06
them as arcs now that I was like,
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no, no, no, this is just gonna end
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in 10 pages. And
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it was fully satisfying. He told a complete
4:15
arc and not only that, he had
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to build a new world and make
4:19
you understand its rules and
4:21
still tell a satisfying story and that was
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incredible. And Carlos Gomez is a terrific artist.
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I've said this before, but it keeps going
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on. Like if you are a professional comic
4:30
book writer or any kind of writer and
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you are watching this guy burn through stories
4:36
at a clip of one of them. I
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mean, like think about like from just an
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economy standpoint, if you have to think of
4:42
stories all the time and you can make
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one last four, five, six issues, that's just
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good planning. You know, if this is your career and
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this dude is bursting with
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ideas and the talks was probably a year and a
4:54
half or two years ago now and I'd asked him
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about that because even then I thought it had been
4:58
a lot and I had no idea it was gonna
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go on but I was like, you ever worry about
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burning through stories? Like no, that's what I do. And
5:04
the thing that he did, I don't
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know how you tread the line of
5:09
being really confident but in no way
5:11
arrogant, which is a skill all in its
5:13
own. But it was just like, no, this is my job, this is what
5:15
I have to do, which is what people who are good at their jobs
5:17
do. But you know, writers sometimes
5:21
somewhat precious. It's amazing. Plus,
5:23
you wonder like does he ever want to hang
5:25
out in the like, I mean, obviously, I know
5:27
you mean, I'm like an LA noir, noir
5:30
guy, like I love these movies, I love these books. And
5:32
so I was like, Oh, man, I
5:34
would love this been like a three issue arc, right? I
5:36
just love the world. But the economy of it, it didn't
5:39
need to be anymore. And I don't even remember
5:41
what happened at the end of last issue. I
5:43
don't believe this was something that was teased.
5:45
I think we just were dropped in
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media res, where the first page is a
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black and white, a door opens a slinky
5:51
blonde enters in a red dress. And
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by the way, red and blue are the only
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colors in this story. And it's Alicia Masters investigations
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and she's the quintessential LA
6:01
noir private investigator narrating her case
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that's brought by the beautiful
6:06
femme fatale how they almost always start
6:09
and you learn all this right away you
6:11
learn who everyone is their relationships what's happened
6:13
Reed Richards is missing we get to travel
6:16
through this world and meet all the players
6:18
Ben Grimm is Alicia's assistant and husband he's
6:20
regular human shaped or sized
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or whatever those words are and
6:24
then Namor is the cop who
6:26
helps her out mckenzie was his name when
6:29
he had amnesia way back in the 60s
6:31
and he's officer mckenzie johnny storm
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still has the mustache even in
6:35
this black and white noir world he's the
6:37
hotheaded younger brother definitely consistent thing through this
6:39
like you think that some part of him
6:42
be like all right enough with the silly
6:44
mustache but i've just been because whenever you
6:46
change a character drastically and his character his
6:48
personality has changed along with the mustache he's
6:50
a mustache guy version he's not johnny storm
6:52
from before and i'm like it
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gives you a bit of a swagger with
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a mustache like that yeah but it's like
6:59
unearned confidence sure that turns into actual valuable
7:02
confidence it's kind of interesting i will say
7:04
that setting up all that stuff in the
7:06
beginning which fits with the genre
7:08
because it's about narrating sort of what's happening
7:10
it was a very wordy
7:13
prosaic bit of comic book and it
7:15
was like three or four pages of
7:17
that which i was kind of like it
7:19
wasn't bad i just noticed that i was like this
7:21
was a lot of talent yeah that's the genre so
7:23
he can do that for the genre and then the
7:25
reveal about where richards was the only thing i was
7:27
missing from this is i was kind of hoping that
7:29
dr doom would be just in this world not a
7:31
major part of it or the bad guy but just
7:33
like a character in the world but he wasn't when
7:35
they revealed where reed was i
7:38
laughed at the page turn reveal and he's
7:40
in this little vial it's tiny reed
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and then it's revealed it's a whole cosmic cube thing
7:44
and one of their you know dumb villains has a
7:46
cosmic cube and they beat him and i
7:48
say dumb because like he's not one of the
7:50
top tier guys trapster i don't remember
7:52
who it was i feel Like they were using
7:55
his real name and they called him pete and I
7:57
was like is this gonna be a paste pot pete
7:59
thing right? Then. I. Really thought that
8:01
was what was gonna happen. I. Just loved
8:03
it all or lot other a Cosgrave as
8:05
as a terrific job of them. You know
8:07
it's all very sexy. I'm black and white
8:09
and has to subvert. Ah scholars, he's working
8:11
all and grayscale and in black and white.
8:13
Here in system it's a beautiful book. Yeah
8:16
I mean when the colors receive scene and then
8:18
when it when that their the scene where shops
8:20
use the cosmic cube to sort of or their
8:22
use it to reform it the universe in the
8:24
colors bleeding into characters. It. Is. A very
8:26
good looking book and again. Just
8:28
impressed that right north and so on. all to
8:30
ignore detective story in Libya to a pirate story
8:33
of he's using his characters for the malleable he.
8:35
To. To all kinds of
8:38
fun! Genre tales and no
8:40
one else in comics and addict who has
8:42
gig like this. He's a lot of freedom
8:44
to do whatever he wants basically. He's.
8:46
Almost doing with the form in a
8:48
single issue saying what Tom King is
8:50
doing with the for many twelve issue
8:53
maxi series Thing that makes sense like
8:55
it's is I'll do this genre here,
8:57
but he's doing them in a single
8:59
issue. I. Think my favorite fitness.
9:01
Because. It was unexpected because you're so
9:04
you get caught up in this world.
9:06
And. You're like okay, this is what it is now
9:08
and then when read. Make. You realize
9:10
that. And the it in
9:13
the art actually that you can just
9:15
see the great he's regular read their
9:17
yeah and he blew so when reed
9:19
is that know you'll realize it's connected
9:21
to the but we've been in before.
9:23
I liked that a lot. That said
9:25
when he breaks out of the thing
9:27
and he becomes period read with those
9:29
goggles. I really like that loud lover
9:31
else was story of the scanner the
9:33
centers for. but is it because of
9:35
firsts if chunk of right nor stories
9:37
worse short one and done to issues
9:39
but they were all leading to a
9:41
place. They were leading know what happens.
9:44
Wireless. And asked for an hour from New
9:46
York. Oh now we know now gonna
9:48
wait for the kids to come back like there was
9:50
like acts. Act one was why are they expel Why
9:52
the live in the Country act to was. Okay,
9:55
we know now we're waiting for the resolution of
9:57
the backs building in all of people returning to
9:59
their. The proper. Time. Where.
10:02
Next three now and I don't know.
10:04
Max. St. Louis another act and I don't
10:07
know if he's doing something else could we
10:09
haven't really thought was that or if it's
10:11
just telling stories and will go to eventually
10:13
and just train to think we're going to
10:15
be going somewhere they were not. But.
10:18
This is interesting. Is the most and
10:20
sing book on the stance on the big to
10:22
yeah yeah I'll give you that. To me it's
10:24
like the most impressive. I. Know
10:26
like everybody does, things are the
10:28
same way for the most part.
10:31
They think of their epic. Overarching
10:34
story. And then there and
10:36
five six issue chunks. You know any
10:38
can go on. misdeeds, Like.
10:41
Now. I'm gonna do four hundred different little
10:43
stories. And they're
10:45
all. So. Different from one another. I
10:48
think the best issue was that trapped in
10:50
space in that time yeah has really gone.
10:52
I think that was probably the most like
10:54
straight up Twilight Zone you know, Star Trek
10:56
kind of separate upside fi story and then
10:58
tie that back in the way that it
11:00
was going. I love that this is your
11:03
wasn't my favorite. It's really good and I
11:05
really liked it. I probably wouldn't made a
11:07
pick the week I wouldn't have, but when
11:09
I read a lot like O'connor's can Eat
11:11
this up with Us as a Fool and
11:13
and an Old Fashioned credits house Ross's well
11:15
the covers terrific. With Arsenal Pop novel
11:18
the next issue cover Ben Grimm
11:20
winner paper that name tag in
11:22
a press checker looking beaten. I'm
11:24
excited. I think it's worth noting because you had
11:26
said like you know we're talking about this book
11:29
again You know there have been. Era's
11:31
they've been, you know, sort of creative
11:33
runs. You know, in our time doing
11:35
this show for thousand years? You know
11:37
when there's a special book? And
11:40
were watching a special run. Oddly enough, dance
11:42
lot doing this before. that was also a
11:44
special run. In a couple hundred
11:46
as word era. But we lived in a
11:49
fantastic for wasteland for ever. yes the most
11:51
of my life. You know people couldn't figure
11:53
it out like Superman so. Yeah. i
11:55
mean it it really is a thing in it
11:57
if you're connor and i and you have to
12:00
me a pick every time and there's a thing
12:02
like, it's this again. I don't
12:04
want to talk about it again, but there's usually a
12:06
clear line where you just go, that's the best one.
12:08
That is the calling, nature of the pick, is that
12:10
you have to be true to the pick no matter
12:12
what the book is even if the book is some
12:14
pick that may be done so far. Yeah,
12:17
it just is. Almost
12:19
Action Comics 1064 from Josh Williamson,
12:21
Rafa Sandoval, Andres Andres, and Dave
12:23
Sharp. I like
12:25
the fact that there were several reasons why
12:28
it shouldn't be and also
12:31
because I picked the first Action Comics from Jason there and
12:33
I didn't want to make it a pattern of picking the
12:35
first arc because I guess Action's going to be all about
12:38
this anthology of creative teams. I
12:41
really enjoyed this a lot.
12:44
I did not like that they brought the family back. I
12:47
mean, I don't like Lobo, I don't like 100 Lobos and
12:50
the opening scene was a little too cute
12:52
by half with Lois, actually she just moved
12:54
from Metropolis from Ohio and it was really
12:56
kind of annoying. That first bit I
12:58
had to readjust because I was like, this is dumb. And then
13:00
I was like, for me. I
13:03
thought, oh, are we going to do this thing, make it fun, other
13:05
people would enjoy
13:08
this. But then I got into it. I got
13:10
over it and I was like, this
13:12
is fun, Superman high five and the kid. It
13:14
was almost like they were clearly building up like
13:16
this. Everyone's having a great
13:19
day. Clark's showing up for yoga and he's
13:21
totally dork about it and that's perfect. And
13:23
then a million Brainiac robots and Lobos show
13:25
up and they just ruins everything. And then
13:27
they got super, I thought,
13:29
exciting and fun and big summer
13:31
blockbuster-y. And I think that interesting
13:33
things happened with Lex. Brainiac
13:36
has become this character Superman where when
13:38
he shows up, it's a bad situation.
13:41
The reveal that Lex was not responsible for
13:43
the Lex hologram that it was Brainiac the
13:45
entire time was interesting. This is going through
13:48
all the books. It continues in the Superman
13:50
issue next time, which Josh Williamson is the
13:52
writer of. This is sort of like a Superman
13:54
mini event. It worked for me. By the time I
13:56
got to the end and there was a million Brainiacs,
13:59
I was like, oh, shit. And I
14:01
thought this was a tour of Superman and that
14:03
Rapha Sonova was great. The pages were really full
14:06
of chaos and action. It changes
14:08
too. Like there's a double page
14:10
spread, seven pages, and where Superman's
14:13
flying and it's a double page
14:16
spread, which we complained about two weeks ago. But
14:19
he's flying with seagulls, the shittiest
14:21
of all birds. Oh, I
14:23
know. But it still makes it work. And then he sort
14:25
of surfs through the water and he's looking up at the
14:27
sky. And to me, it reminded me
14:30
of a, this will be ironic, like an
14:32
Astro City cover. Right. Yeah.
14:34
That looks like that kind of thing that
14:36
Kurt Busick and Alex Ross and Brent Interson
14:38
always tried to display about what is great
14:40
about Superman. I remember what it was I
14:42
didn't like about the beginning. This only thing
14:45
is that she leaves a note that says
14:47
Lois's first day off in years, leave me
14:49
alone, and then goes wandering
14:51
into a crowd of every single person
14:53
she's ever met. And I was like,
14:55
I don't think you know what leave me alone means. Because
14:57
I'll show you how to do that. Right. I
15:00
just thought that was weird. There was a couple of times
15:02
where I don't think I'd looked at the credit and I
15:04
was like, who drew this? Because there
15:06
are really wonderful panels through the whole
15:09
thing. And like, so Clark shows up
15:11
in the park to do yoga and
15:13
he's got like his Smallville sweatshirt on
15:15
and his headband. And
15:18
I was like, what a great panel. And
15:20
it's super goofy. He's a dork. It's
15:23
a great drawing. And we've talked about
15:25
this a ton. A younger version of me
15:27
would be like, oh, this is stupid. But like, I want
15:29
to lean into that. You know, like,
15:31
let's have fun with it. Let's let it be silly.
15:33
And you're right. That all leads into this really
15:36
great reversal of, you know, all of the energy
15:38
that wanted to be a goofy goes into being
15:40
having it be sinister. You know, and it starts
15:42
right on that. Is it on that same page?
15:44
It's on the same page where he's like, same
15:46
page. Yep. He's goofy. Yoga
15:49
dork. And then the last panel is like, get to safety
15:51
now. And then the very serious face and he just turns on a dime and
15:53
it has really well done. Yes. He liked
15:55
that as a narrative moment. And you're right.
15:57
That's great. I didn't even recognize it. the
16:00
bottom sort of, you know, eighth of the
16:02
page in those two panels and you realize
16:04
he's serious, you know, and they
16:06
do that with lettering. Yeah. Yeah, it's good
16:08
stuff. Good job, Dave Sharp. Yeah,
16:11
you got to give credit where it's due. He like
16:13
he nailed that moment. He made that work. By
16:16
the time I got to the end of this, I was really excited for the next issue.
16:18
And that's how I was like, Oh, is it going to be action comics again? But it
16:21
wasn't. It couldn't
16:23
have been because you can't go for a bizarro
16:25
book and then be okay with a Lobo book.
16:28
That's what I thought too. I was like, Oh
16:30
man, do I do a bizarro in Lobo? Look
16:32
at this. This is gross. Well, yeah, I guess
16:34
it is. It is. Transformers
16:36
7, the newish era, new arc,
16:39
new artist on Transformers. Danny
16:41
Warren Johnson is still writing about
16:43
Jorge Corona, who often
16:45
works with Scottie Young, is now the artist. I'm
16:48
looking for the proper app that has it. It's in this
16:50
one. And I actually really liked it.
16:53
Although didn't love it, but I
16:55
liked it. These all feel short. I
16:57
really enjoy them, but they all feel like they're over
16:59
instantly, which I understand because the art is very kinetic.
17:02
And so you spend a lot of time moving quickly.
17:05
And so you get to the end. There is
17:07
a little bit of like, I feel like I
17:09
want to be a little further in the narrative.
17:11
Yes. But I also think that
17:13
we're spending a lot of time with their, let's
17:15
say their feelings, which we
17:17
kind of are. They're spending an inordinate amount
17:19
of time where you're getting to know how
17:24
the Autobots are good and
17:27
empathetic. And then the
17:29
Decepticons are awful. This is the
17:31
one with the Starscream and Soundwave.
17:33
Yeah. Yeah. This is the fight
17:35
for control and supremacy of the
17:37
Decepticons between Starscream and Soundwave and
17:39
the brutal sort of prison beat
17:41
down of Starscream. And it all
17:43
goes back to last issue where
17:45
we talked about where Starscream kicked
17:47
Ravage across the room. And that's
17:50
like, that's like Soundwave's kid. You don't
17:52
do that. He says my Ravage too,
17:54
doesn't he? Yeah. He has a- He
17:56
has my Ravage. What's the- Laser beaks.
17:58
Laser beaks. Lazerby, he, Lazerby plucks
18:01
out Starscream's eye and brings it to sound
18:03
waves. I was like, Jesus. Also
18:06
a nice touch here was Optimus
18:08
Prime has Megatron's arm with the gun on it.
18:10
And so when he's in truck form, which I'm
18:12
not even gonna think about how that works. Oh,
18:15
yeah. Part of the truck is gray. Oh,
18:17
because the exhaust,
18:19
the smoke stacks, whatever
18:22
they are, like the exhausts are both on his arms
18:24
and now that the other one's not there. So you
18:26
got the big scope. At age 19, you can see
18:28
the side of the truck on that side. The back
18:30
corner is gray. I love it. I
18:32
love that they were like, don't try to square the
18:34
size. Right. Honestly, when
18:37
I was a kid, it used to drive me
18:39
insane, not like angry, but I just was like,
18:41
I was trying to wrap my head around it.
18:43
And I think in retrospect, it is so brilliant
18:46
that they just were like, we're not dealing with that. It's
18:48
the best way to do it. It's a time travel. If
18:50
you try to explain time travel, the movie breaks. But
18:53
also, if they don't do that, then nothing works.
18:56
Because the toys made that impossible.
18:58
They stuck to the form, which was the right thing
19:00
because it was the form of the toys that you
19:02
were in love with first and foremost. Okay. Correct. There
19:05
was worry that when Daniel
19:07
Warren Johnson left the art duties of this
19:09
book, that it would suffer. And it's not
19:11
the same. My first instinct when I was
19:14
reading it though, I was like, this looks
19:16
really good. And it is certainly of a
19:18
piece. So sometimes they choose a completely different
19:20
direction to go. And sometimes they choose a
19:22
similar track. And obviously they're doing the latter
19:24
here. And it lends a very organic feel
19:26
to these characters because they're robots and they're
19:28
angular. And by doing the way that they're
19:30
doing here, it's not unlike how they did
19:32
the Lego in the Lego movies. Like they
19:34
moved, they could have mode, they can change,
19:37
they keep everything stiff. They did in certain ways,
19:39
but they could still do everything that they needed
19:41
to. However, I found several
19:43
instances during this where I thought that there
19:45
was unclear moments in the storytelling. I'm looking
19:48
for instances of it. There was one for
19:50
me. Yeah, there was a couple of them
19:52
and there was certain there was something in
19:54
the fight where I was like, I cannot
19:56
tell. Page 10 where Soundwave, what I finally
19:59
figured out backhand. fans, Starscream, but
20:01
it took me a while to figure out what I was looking at.
20:04
Yeah. Yeah. It's
20:06
a different thing. It doesn't have that
20:08
manic crazy dynamism that Jenny Warren Johnson
20:10
can bring. It doesn't have the intense
20:12
wrestling choreographed fights, but I like Corey
20:15
Cornell. He's great. I
20:17
mean, he's doing a very difficult job. I
20:19
did notice that making the effort to put
20:21
in as much of the onomatopoeia,
20:23
you know, sound effects on the board as possible
20:25
with those like, he's not drawing these. This
20:28
is lettering. This is coming from that. And
20:31
that's fine. You know, if you think about the job
20:33
that an artist on this book has to do
20:35
to draw these
20:37
robots incredibly detailed, and
20:40
then make them alive and be
20:42
really dynamic in the action, it
20:45
might take them a little bit to catch up. I'm not gonna, I'm
20:47
not gonna write it off, but there were definitely some
20:49
storytelling problems, but I think it's probably a lot to
20:51
get your head around. So I'll watch that. I'll see.
20:54
But you know, it's one of those things that comic book storytelling, you
20:56
don't know when it's working. You only know when
20:58
it's not working. And even then you might not be sure. Right. And
21:01
you know, Daniel Warren Johnson, like, I can't remember having that
21:03
complaint. This is just like that one more
21:05
thing. Yes, it's a good story. And it looks
21:08
amazing. It's exciting. But also you have no
21:10
problem reading it. That's that sort of, you know,
21:12
final thing that makes something great. It
21:14
is interesting that we are so not that far
21:16
along. And these interdron stories really. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:18
But it feels like we've been reading them forever.
21:21
Yes. And then they're just
21:23
teasing out Megatron. It's
21:25
got to be a big moment for his return
21:27
because he's just... This is the opposite of Ryan
21:30
North. This is that you have like four series.
21:32
Right. That are just like dripping it out.
21:35
Not yet. It does. It feels like we're
21:37
still in some version of the cold open.
21:40
Yeah. Like there's like four different cold...
21:42
They haven't left those ships that crashed. The
21:44
ships crashed. They didn't really go far from them to
21:46
fight. They fought for six issues and then they stole
21:49
those ships. Dark space is dungeon
21:51
number five. The final issue of the Scott
21:53
Snyder Hayden Sherman miniseries.
21:56
What did you think? This will
21:58
be one of y'all. I'll give an extra spoiler. because I
22:00
don't think there's a way to talk about it. Yeah, you
22:02
gotta spoil it. So, you know, skip a couple of minutes.
22:04
Skip it if you're looking to read it. They
22:07
teased in the last issue, they
22:09
dropped a clue that the
22:11
villain... What was the clue? I forget
22:13
what it was, but it was... Oh, it was
22:15
in the hospital, right? The guy, the tech giant
22:18
guy said something, oh, we're real good
22:20
at this, and either they'd referred to
22:22
the villain doing that or it was very obvious, and
22:24
I thought, oh, that's the kind of... And
22:26
I kind of wrote it off and forgot about it,
22:28
and then... So in this one, the victim kid guy
22:31
shows up at the house and he's just bummed, he's
22:33
not doing well, and then finally
22:35
he looks up and he's like, it was you. And
22:38
I thought that that was really well done,
22:40
the approach to that moment. Yeah. Because
22:43
you thought, oh, that guy, you know, I'd kind of
22:45
forgotten about the other thing. I was like, I guess
22:47
that's not what they're doing, you know, and he's just
22:49
beaten up and he's having a hard time. And that
22:51
makes sense, you know, like, work for the character. That's
22:53
the end. So this issue is the rescue of the
22:55
sun from the dungeon. They kill the bad guy in
22:58
the mask who's been keeping everybody in the dungeons. There's
23:00
never a moment where the mask is pulled off and you see who it
23:02
is. Not that you would know who he is, but
23:04
still. Yeah. I thought that was interesting because he
23:07
gets shot and he falls down. You see him face
23:09
down in the back of his head. He was shot by
23:11
the tech guy. But you never see
23:13
the mask come off. I thought that was a really interesting
23:15
sort of commentary. It's not till page 18
23:17
on My Ready Reader, where it's two months
23:19
later where what you're talking about happens, where
23:21
the cop shows up at the... I guess that's what stuck with me.
23:25
Yeah, he's like not feeling better. He's thinking
23:27
they're not going well for him. Can't get
23:29
over it. There's other dungeons out there. We
23:31
find out he's really upset because he's figured out
23:33
that the tech guy is the real... And
23:36
he has to build up to the moment where
23:38
he can say a thing. Dungeon Master? Yeah, I mean,
23:40
that's what it is, basically. This is all a game. What's the target
23:42
door guy saying? The Keep. The Keep?
23:44
Yeah, he doesn't get a name. And this is
23:46
it, like, this is classic. Is this the last issue?
23:48
Yes, oh, totally, yeah. This is the... This
23:51
is the end. It had to be. It
23:53
had to be a bummer of an ending. Like, there's no
23:55
way everybody can be happily ever after, but I was so
23:58
like... It bummed me out. It
24:00
was a real bummer and I finished and I
24:02
thought, okay. Evil
24:04
wins. The way the story was written, there was no other way the
24:06
story could have ended. No. However,
24:10
I don't know if I needed to be that thumbed out
24:12
at the end of it. It was pretty bad. It's a
24:14
downer. It's a downer. The guy ends up
24:16
back in the cage and says the end. And
24:18
like he's evil. Yeah, this guy. You
24:21
know, this crazy evil and then it's like this
24:23
guy gives his own son. Yeah. The
24:26
depiction of the blocks that
24:28
are in, it's just, God. Yeah. What
24:31
a fucked up thought to have that
24:33
that, or it's just like one
24:35
of those things like you recognize your anxiety or
24:38
your fear or something, you put it in the
24:40
form of a story. What a terrifying, like you
24:42
just think about these like hard elements
24:44
that you can't control that move, you
24:47
know, specifically at will to torture people
24:49
for unending amounts of time. It's
24:52
just. And the thing
24:54
is the last one we read about
24:56
the convict firefighters had a happy ending.
24:58
Not a totally happy ending, but had a happy
25:00
ending. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, they got the. The
25:02
hero survived and she beat the bad guys and everyone
25:04
else had died, but she survived. This went the
25:06
other way. I was like, Oh, geez. Yeah,
25:09
it's rough. I was bummed. And I'm not complaining. I
25:11
get it. I was impressed that he did it, but
25:14
like also, man, I was like, Oh, Scott. And
25:16
it was a good mini series. It was a really, it was a
25:18
really good book. I don't like these kinds of books. I
25:21
don't like the bummer ending, but it
25:23
was captivating. It was a page Turner.
25:25
Maybe one more issue. I
25:29
don't know. When the reveal happened here,
25:31
I thought, yes, obviously, but also kind
25:34
of out of nowhere. But also that's
25:36
the five issue. I did it like maybe instead
25:38
of one more issue, like another five to 10
25:40
pages. Maybe. You know,
25:43
like an exercise, you know, sick five on the end of
25:45
the last two stories or something like that. I know that
25:47
is not how the form works, but that's probably the way
25:49
to whip gone. The ones we've read have been that Scott's
25:51
written have been good. Yeah. No,
25:54
he's been in our real tear for sure. But
25:56
man, I was like, Oh, Right?
26:01
Yeah. Totally. Scott, read The
26:03
Room. I think
26:07
The Room is really into depressing
26:09
shit, so fair enough.
26:11
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26:13
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we haven't talked about Green Lantern in a while, but I
27:49
want to mention Green Lantern 10 for
27:51
two reasons. This issue is a
27:53
backup story that's tied into the action comic
27:55
story. That's called House of Brainiac, which
27:57
is the story title. This is a House of Brainiac
27:59
tie-in backup. up. Look at that murderer's row
28:01
of artists written by Jeremy Adams,
28:04
John, by Kevin McGuire. And
28:06
Rosemary Cheetham is still coloring him. I don't
28:08
know why it's been a
28:10
problem for like 15 years. I
28:12
think it might be time to accept it. Old
28:14
men like me will remember that Kevin McGuire drew
28:16
the big confrontation between Guy Gardner and Lobo back
28:19
in Justice League when Lobo hit him and he
28:21
next week turned sweet for a while. Then he
28:23
got bit by a rat, hit his head, and
28:25
he became a jerk. And anyway, that backups about
28:27
Guy Gardner being sent off to find Lobo because
28:29
he's missing on this whole mini Lobo thing that's
28:31
happening on earth. Turns out he's undercover
28:33
wrestling. He's wrestling against that alien Hulk Hogan that we
28:35
first saw in Jeremy Adams' Flash. I enjoyed the backup
28:37
even if the callers are always f***ing up to the
28:39
art. I just want to mention
28:42
I've been really enjoying Green Lantern the whole way through
28:44
for the most part, especially when Armanico, when was Armanico,
28:46
draws it. I
28:48
think it really sings when he's on the art.
28:50
And you know, the story is really fun. There's
28:52
this rogue organization that's taken over the Green Lantern
28:54
Corps. They're now called the United Planet Corps and
28:56
all the earth lanterns are sort of on the
28:59
run. Their rings don't really work. And
29:01
this issue is team up between Hal and
29:03
Simon Baz and what's her name? Joe, the
29:06
new one. No idea. They have to go
29:08
rescue Kelly, the little Brazilian girl that we
29:10
saw briefly, however many years ago in
29:12
that book, who's like being held captive by these
29:14
bad guys. Like it's just almost like you're taking
29:16
the heroes, you're depowering them, you're putting them behind
29:18
enemy lines and you're sort of having to survive.
29:20
I've just been really enjoying this book. It's been
29:22
really fun. Hal, I like seeing with everybody. Oh,
29:24
Kyle's there. He's kind of broken. Sounds like a
29:26
bummer. It's like that
29:29
moment in the war movie where they got to rescue their buddy
29:31
and they got to get out. And
29:33
it's just been really interesting to see them in
29:35
this situation. Hermonica is a hell of an artist.
29:37
He did like that shield book with James
29:39
Robinson. Is that right? No,
29:42
that was like, Oh, hey, it was another
29:44
like, No, that was another
29:46
mononomial person, I believe. Oh,
29:49
yes. Yes. Yes. Not Hermonica,
29:51
yes. Not Hermonica though. It's different.
29:53
That's a different day. His name was
29:55
like, ha. Terrific
29:57
artist. Velasco pages are by Hermonica. Okay, no off
29:59
end. He was good, but not as good as
30:02
Ramon so those pages were kind of a drop
30:04
off. But I just really enjoyed Green Lantern and
30:06
I just wanted to mention that. That's all. Have
30:08
you been all along? I dropped off at some
30:10
point and I wasn't having fun with it. But
30:12
have you been into it the whole time? Yeah,
30:15
yeah. You know, I started off with this sort of
30:17
Sinestro story and you know, it slowly morphed into the
30:19
story where the Green Lantern Corps has been taken over
30:21
and the people in charge are bad
30:23
and they're using it for nefarious purposes. So the
30:26
1 million Earth Lanterns are coming together to sort of
30:28
save the day. I've been enjoying it. ACO,
30:30
ACO or ASSO. ACO. ACO, I
30:32
guess. That was second. Not AOC.
30:36
Nope. She might moonlight as a comic artist. You
30:39
don't know. It's possible.
30:41
I read Nate Popmole by number two, recommender
30:43
Bengal, a lot of one-name artists. Do
30:46
you picture a tiger? Yeah,
30:48
so I've read Sir Moogus. I definitely read number one
30:50
and I definitely didn't remember a single
30:52
thing about it. I actually
30:55
didn't either and I kind
30:57
of was cool with that because
30:59
I didn't really love the first issue but I
31:01
thought this was, I guess, a setup
31:03
to it. Like, it didn't really tell us
31:05
anything. So as we got into this one, this was
31:07
the one that sort of like showed me the world,
31:09
who these people are and what they were going for
31:12
and I was cool with that. Yes, I quite enjoyed
31:14
this. The first couple pages I was going,
31:16
oh no, I don't remember anything about this at all. I really
31:18
didn't remember a thing either. It was more than normal. I was
31:20
like, who are these annoying kids and why aren't they terrible? Are
31:22
they the real villains of this book? But
31:24
by the end, you have an understanding of the world and what
31:27
they're trying to do and the stakes. Like, I
31:29
thought it was really well done in terms of one
31:31
single issue, resetting. You
31:34
know, there was a whole thing in TV where it
31:36
was like the first five issues of the show
31:38
to constantly reset the premise because people
31:41
are joining it late. That was the old days
31:43
of people would join their show late. And so this felt
31:45
like kind of like that in comic
31:47
form where he was reselling the premise and reintroducing
31:49
the characters. It worked because I did not remember
31:51
this book even existed, obviously. No,
31:53
I didn't. I had a look and I was like, what's
31:55
this one? I was like, all right. It was a New
31:57
Remender book. And what I also thought was interesting is, you
31:59
know. Rick's usually saying something about himself
32:01
or about others and so I was trying to
32:03
figure out what that was I think he's saying
32:06
that the young people are awful That's what I
32:08
think he's saying here because their own people are
32:10
awful But in this one it's the old guy
32:12
who was obsessed with the past It isn't doing
32:14
anything is the roadblock and they're like no we
32:16
have to do something You know and by the
32:18
way their apartment and house lived looked awesome It
32:21
had a bunch of shit everywhere fucker burned it these are
32:23
the villains of the story. I'm kind of rooting for them
32:25
to die I Thought
32:29
they were making the old man get on with life By
32:32
burning starry night fuck that kid.
32:35
I didn't think that that was an original Yes, that's the
32:37
whole point is they've been saving the artifacts of the past.
32:39
Okay, so those old toys in two I did
32:41
like it though. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I've always
32:44
liked Bengal Bengal's worked a lot with Remender
32:46
and I didn't read it But there's a preview
32:48
in the back for remember his next series grommets
32:50
Which she's writing with Brian Proseine because he's Hollywood
32:52
recommender now You know groms are skateboarding groms are
32:54
basically what at least at one point they would
32:57
call like kids who are involved in action sports
32:59
So if you see like a little kid on
33:01
the mountain bike, there's a grom or like, you
33:03
know, that's what anyway takes place in the 80s
33:06
I love deadly class. I'm really excited for that. I
33:08
didn't read the preview. I just saw like two pages
33:10
of it I said, oh nice not three factoid. I
33:12
picked up news radio I've been trying to finish it
33:14
because I hadn't gotten there and I'm putting it off
33:16
the closer we get to the end of That one
33:19
character and there is a press conference and
33:21
in the audience Was Brian
33:23
post ain who asked one question like way
33:25
back and then for some reason Ron Jeremy
33:27
who had no lines Another
33:29
book that was almost pick of the week and I just
33:31
was like I can't was amazing spider-man 941 or 47 Zebwells
33:35
Todd and walk on guest art duties.
33:38
We talked about the last time Terrific
33:40
issue previously the cover cliffhanger was
33:42
Ben Riley and his creepy
33:45
girlfriend houses Actually like
33:47
her power though where she puts on a mask and becomes
33:49
that thing So it's like a Halloween costume come to life.
33:51
I kind of like that as a power. It's a
33:53
good patron power again Look at
33:55
what's happening bizarro
33:59
Lobo Oh, I don't like
34:01
the ride. I think her power's cool. Everyone chill.
34:03
Listen, you're opening the door. Old Connor would have
34:05
been like, I'm not reading this as stupid. Takeaway
34:07
had been Riley cold open. I loved
34:09
Peter's awkward date with a nurse from the previous
34:12
issue. I loved when Pete
34:14
had to run out on a date, classic Spider-Man to
34:16
go save Betty Brandt. And he
34:19
becomes who he can occasionally
34:21
unleash is fucking terrifying. Spider-Man.
34:24
If you fuck with his old friends, he
34:26
does not quip and he will beat you into
34:28
pulp. And that's basically what happens here. And even
34:30
Betty's like, whoa, what's wrong with you? He's like,
34:33
you screwed with my friends. You don't get
34:35
jokes. I thought it was really good sequence where
34:37
he skates her and then, you
34:39
know, Ben Riley shows up and I
34:42
thought the date and the Betty's seat are terrific.
34:45
And then the red shield goblin. Goblin
34:47
queen, queen goblin. Whatever. You
34:49
know what? And all the other thing is this, and
34:51
this has been, I guess a theme this week is
34:53
I was like, who's drawn this? This is beautiful. Todd
34:56
and Nock who haven't seen in a while. The only
34:58
problem with Todd Nock in here is that he does
35:00
a lot of veteran artists. Peter went on this date
35:02
and he's running away and I was like, oh, he
35:04
has a work polo tucked into his pants. How
35:07
fucking old is this guy? She
35:10
should have been like, I made a huge
35:12
error here. I'm sorry. One
35:14
of the best beats in it was is he
35:16
starts to run away. I gotta go. I'm sorry.
35:18
So this person, and then he goes, I like you a lot.
35:21
And I thought that was a really good
35:23
line, but then it totally undercut by three
35:25
minutes later. It was like, Oh yeah, they
35:27
left her with the bill. And I was
35:29
like, Oh, good. That hurt. That was like
35:31
John Favreau leaving those messages. Oh, stop. Stop.
35:33
Stop. I have PTSD
35:35
from that scene. Yeah. I thought
35:37
from the date through the rescue, I was loving
35:39
life. I thought this was a terrific spider man.
35:41
I mean, look at that shot of Peter swinging
35:44
on page 13. I think Todd and
35:46
Nock was a terrific spider man. It was a little lanky,
35:48
but I like it. Not like
35:50
that. That works. That Peter swinging is
35:53
like some weird, perfect amalgamation
35:55
of McFarland and Ramita senior.
35:59
Look at that. Yeah, look at the curve.
36:01
There's a curve that goes around his arms.
36:03
It's like a perfect C shape And then
36:06
there's another one in his legs sort of
36:08
going opposite with the webs going around it.
36:10
That's composition my friends That is quality and
36:13
then look in it. It goes into the background.
36:15
There's the vanishing point. So you really see It's
36:17
really not the buildings look the buildings are curved in
36:19
a natural way He's a veteran and he just oh,
36:22
yeah does not work enough or I don't know my
36:24
B is he doesn't work enough for I see And
36:26
it's all about me at the end of the day. Well, that means
36:28
that he's not getting hired for the Connor
36:31
only reads top tier shit. Maybe he's doing other
36:33
really lucrative work that I'm not aware of. Well,
36:36
that's very possible Here
36:38
we are. I'm gonna be talking about aliens What if
36:40
number two which was one of those like do
36:42
I need to read this? I was like, I'm not the first
36:45
one to get you did we did and I but I was
36:47
like it wasn't that good And I was like and it got
36:49
there. I was like I am gonna read it and Can
36:52
wacky shit I came around like it was
36:54
just one story or yes one
36:56
story five issues five writers So if this
36:58
is a thing it all right, this is
37:00
written this comic page each this comic
37:02
book is written by Hans Rodian off
37:05
and Leon Reiser and then
37:07
credit for the ideas I guess
37:09
is Paul Reiser who played this
37:11
character in the movie Adam F
37:13
Goldberg TV writer, you know Didn't
37:15
the Goldbergs and then Brian Volk Weiss a
37:18
name I'd never heard before until the nacelle
37:20
verse was a thing and our friend Jim
37:22
Biscardi told me that like he's a very
37:25
Popular toy collector slash television producer like these
37:27
kind of some heavy hitters here on this
37:29
like dumb story So do you get a
37:31
comic if you're a toy collector, dude, I
37:33
don't know. I think he's more than that
37:35
Well, yeah, obviously he just did but he's
37:37
made toy collecting into a whole thing. I
37:39
don't know Already knew all about
37:42
it. You can ask him sounds like him the
37:44
deal is here is that it's what if Reiser's
37:46
character for millions didn't die Right,
37:48
which is absurd if anything had to happen in a
37:50
movie that guy had to die or he'd be like
37:52
I Clinton in Tombstone He just would either way he
37:55
comes back. He gets banished to some stupid
37:57
world that you tiny basically put
37:59
some It's not unlike happened to Vic Mackey and the
38:01
Shield. And his life
38:03
sucks, his daughter hates him, and
38:05
he salvages an old replicant.
38:07
And there's a very funny scene with the replicant.
38:09
He sends the replicant off to find him a
38:11
living xenomorph egg. And the replicant's like, there's a
38:14
great scene there. The replicant's like, you'll probably be
38:16
dead by the time I get back. And he's
38:18
like, it's all right, it's all right. And so
38:20
years later he comes back and he has an
38:22
egg. And he's got some idea about curing cancer
38:24
or something. But he has to find
38:26
somebody to implant the egg in. So they're going through an
38:28
office trying to find the worst person they can put in
38:30
a room with a replicant egg. And they
38:32
do, and that's the end of the issue. And I was like, all
38:34
right. We've said a lot of stuff.
38:36
We've been talking about alien comics a lot. And it's
38:38
like the story always goes the same way. It's
38:41
just like, this seems to be an alien's
38:43
comedy. And I haven't seen that genre before.
38:46
And let's be completely frank here. The Paul
38:48
Reiser in this is not the character from
38:50
the movie. This is Paul Reiser. This
38:53
is like the sitcom TV version of Paul Reiser. Was
38:55
Paul Reiser mad about you? I don't know.
38:58
I mean, maybe. I didn't watch the show
39:00
enough to tell you. But it's not dramatic
39:02
Paul Reiser. Is that Diner Paul Reiser? No.
39:06
It's the comedian for sure. Is it Paul Reiser
39:08
from Beverly Hills Cop? Is he constantly not in
39:10
the right office? I don't remember that. Like
39:13
I vaguely remember it. This is not my office.
39:16
This is not my locker. I
39:18
really enjoyed last week's aliens black and white issue.
39:21
Yeah. Oh yeah. That was, yeah.
39:24
That's been a great series. It's a golden
39:26
age for aliens comics. Who would have thought?
39:29
Josh living his best alien life. So those
39:31
are the books we want to talk about. But at patreon.com/I
39:34
fanboy, every patron of the show could vote to add a
39:36
book to the rundown this week
39:38
by overwhelming numbers. The
39:40
winner was Uncanny Valley. Number one from
39:42
Boom Studios written by Tony Fleeks. Art
39:45
by Dave Wachter. Flees. Flees.
39:49
Was it Fleek? Somebody wrote in. I believe he's, nope,
39:51
I'm not even gonna say it. I don't remember. Somebody
39:53
wrote in and told us how to say it. And
39:55
now I don't remember. And I don't think you do
39:58
either. So we just went back to saying what. I
40:00
think this is fooling. I don't know. It
40:02
feels like a squeeze to me. That could be. Fleece.
40:06
I'm used to calling Tony. Fat brusso
40:08
on letters. He's always fooling people or
40:10
providing lightweight warmth. So, this
40:14
is a story of a
40:16
boy who has very interesting
40:18
heritage, or at least heritage,
40:21
what she discovers to this issue. And
40:23
I definitely wouldn't have read this without the
40:25
patron pick. Same. But I
40:28
really enjoyed it. Same. I thought it
40:30
was really unusual. I don't think I've ever read a story
40:32
like this. We see this every single
40:34
time he shows up, but Dave Wachter is terrific.
40:37
And doing like multiple styles too. Yeah.
40:39
He's a great artist. And Tony Fleece, who is
40:42
the co-writer and artist on the terrific local man book
40:44
with Tim Seeley over at Image, is a very good
40:46
writer. I finished this and I was like, wow, I've
40:48
never read a story like that, ever. I've been reading
40:50
comics for 40 years. I've never read a
40:52
book like that. Actually, yes,
40:55
but no. There was two things that
40:57
it reminded me of. First of all, I wish very much,
40:59
and nobody could help this. Spoilers, by the way. There's no
41:01
way to talk about this without spoiling the big twist. I
41:04
wish that the cover hadn't told me anything.
41:07
I wish that I had read this as a straight up story. It
41:11
kind of worked, because the cover told me one thing.
41:13
And then I started reading it and I was like,
41:15
this is a 90s after school special. And
41:18
there's a twist that happens, and there are some breadcrumbs
41:20
they leave. Suffice it, I'll get out of the way,
41:23
is that it turns out that this kid who is
41:25
the son of a single mother, we find out that
41:27
her father is more or less Yosemite
41:29
Sam. And so you
41:33
said there's nothing like this. And I was like,
41:35
well, there's a lot of Roger Rabbit in this,
41:37
which is sort of the first thing I ever thought that
41:39
did that. But that's just like the cartoon stuff
41:42
mixing with the real world, which is
41:44
just an awesome concept. This
41:47
is the fallout of Cool World
41:49
or Roger Rabbit of humans banging
41:51
cartoons. This is the fallout. Do
41:53
you remember that Garth Ennis story,
41:55
the wacky racist book? And
41:59
in it, the president. and everybody just started
42:01
turning into cartoons because of some dimensional rift
42:03
or something like that and like wacky cartoon
42:05
that started happening to regular people. And this
42:08
was a better version of that because it
42:10
started with real human people. That whole thing
42:12
was a farce. But this one started off
42:14
with, I mean, what was really sort of
42:17
well-written and produced family drama. Right. So the
42:19
kid is new in town and his two
42:23
friends cut class, beautifully drawn. Look at the
42:25
painted colors on the trees. I love Dave
42:27
Lopter. So they're cutting class and he's the
42:29
new kid. They're making him come along. He doesn't want to do
42:31
it. They go to a bridge and they're going to jump off and
42:33
he's going to jump off. And the whole like, you actually did the
42:35
whole jump off the bridge thing. Like that was really funny with the
42:37
mom. Yes, it was. She was more
42:39
concerned with him being a cliche than anything else. They
42:42
jump off the bridge and the two kids break
42:44
their legs and he falls into the earth and
42:46
makes a human-shaped hole like in a cartoon and
42:48
a bunch of cartoon bluebirds fly around his head.
42:50
And that's the first indication that something is off
42:52
here. I didn't notice the birds, but that should
42:54
have been a bigger clue than it was for
42:56
me. I was like, what are those soft leaves?
42:58
So I was like, that's a weird way to
43:00
draw that. Soft mud. I literally, I just thought
43:02
I was like, that was depicted oddly. And I
43:04
just didn't put it together. And then there's something,
43:06
there was another thing that happened, but he was
43:08
watching TV and a bird flew out of it
43:10
and again, left the bird shaped hole in the thing,
43:12
which is a classic Connor
43:14
joke, by the way, is
43:16
leaving a whoever shaped hole. I
43:19
love that joke. There's
43:21
some other clue that happens slightly before
43:23
that, that I sort of started
43:25
to get it. And I thought it was
43:27
going to be because we don't know who his dad is. I
43:30
thought we're going to find his dad was a
43:32
cartoon, but then they sort of twisted it and
43:34
they turned out that the mom is written. We
43:36
don't know who the dad is because that could
43:38
still be a thing. Obviously. The mom, I thought
43:40
was a terrifically written and conceived character. She seems
43:42
real. She was drawn very real. She was a
43:45
real human body. I
43:47
don't know how to describe this without feeling weird,
43:49
but like she was drawn as like a real
43:51
adult. And she was like, you know, a pretty
43:53
nurse, but not like a supermodel. Although she's
43:56
a traveling nurse, they would be doing okay. Cause those
43:58
nurses get paid a lot of money. Yeah, but you
44:00
wouldn't have a house. Well, I think they're probably
44:02
just renting it because they're traveling. Yeah, no, I get
44:04
it. But it's like a lived-in place. But whatever. No,
44:06
no, I'm saying they're like, they're worried about money, but
44:09
like, those nurses could pay the hell of a lot
44:11
of money to travel around the country. Single moms. Hard
44:13
to be. I thought that the reveal with the crows
44:15
was really cool. Yeah. Because
44:17
you see them, and then you see them from the
44:19
back, and they just look at crows, and it's like,
44:22
oh, that's creepy. And then the next time you see
44:24
them, you start to see their faces, and they're like,
44:27
you don't quite recognize that they're cartoony, but the lines around
44:29
them are different than the lines around everything else, and the
44:31
color around them. They could be cartoony, but also they could
44:33
just be complicated. It's hard to tell until the reveal. Right.
44:35
But if you look at like, they
44:38
are stark black, and
44:40
everything else is shaded, and they
44:42
are like the bold primary colors. And
44:44
then as the more we see them
44:46
every page, like the faces are clearly
44:49
drawn as cartoons. And then
44:52
the entrance of the Yosemite Sam
44:54
is a big panel that just
44:56
says, boom, with red and yellow,
44:58
like a cartoon when something
45:00
gets hit. And he's got
45:02
the blunderbuss. God, I
45:04
forgot about blunderbusses. Every cartoon
45:07
character had a blunderbuss. He was like, the Terminator line,
45:09
come with me if you want to live, basically. And
45:11
then he's just like, Oliver, this is your grandpa. He's
45:13
like, my what? Hey, partner. And it was just like,
45:16
at that point, became comedic, but also really
45:18
action and packed and sad.
45:21
Like, Gary. I mean, the crows take
45:23
his blunderbuss. He goes, why are you? It
45:25
runs after them. But
45:28
then the crows protect them on the death.
45:30
I was really legitimately sad about that. That
45:32
was very sad. It was a terrible moment, but she's part
45:35
cartoon. I think she's going to be back. Yeah, probably. But
45:37
then so in all that, like we come back. And she's
45:39
going to use a human shape hold in the wall, and
45:41
that's all I ever want to do in my life.
45:44
Right, but before. OK, first he gets the bird legs.
45:46
He gets the bird legs. I know. I was like,
45:48
when I realized what I was looking at, I was
45:50
like, all right, that I've never seen before. I've never
45:52
seen a cartoon do it, but I've never seen a
45:55
realistic, quote unquote, human do it. And then
45:57
he leaves. He's got the
45:59
double, the two for him. is that he does
46:01
cartoon tornado legs. Then he leaves dust
46:03
cloud that is shaped like him. Then
46:06
he leaves a whole mouse that is
46:08
shaped like him. So
46:11
that's three. But this is all
46:13
happening within like a serious kind of situation.
46:15
Yes, it's scary. And
46:17
the sort of difference between drawing the cartoon,
46:19
to be honest, the worst thing he didn't
46:21
hear is the Yosemite Sam cartoon. He's almost
46:23
too simple, but I think they're also like,
46:25
hey, let's not get sued. They
46:28
just gotta keep it. He's a prospector,
46:30
I suppose. I know, it's all
46:32
shaped. Kind of a prospector. I guess, whatever.
46:35
So you've got that, but then like. Farmer, I
46:37
guess. What an amazingly well-drawn car. And
46:40
what a cool way to draw a
46:42
character who is more or less realistic,
46:44
photo-realistic with tornado legs. How
46:47
many substances do you think we're involved in the making
46:49
of this book, or the concepting of this book? Oh,
46:51
no, this to me sounds, this feels like nerds who
46:53
really thought about it. I thought this was really fun.
46:55
It really was. I even thought about it as picnic
46:57
for a minute. I just was really
46:59
happy. I'm really happy they picked it. We always like to
47:02
complain that if haters pick a book, we hate, because they
47:04
know we're gonna hate it, and they pick it anyway. But
47:06
every once in a while, they pick a book that we
47:08
really like, that we wouldn't have seen otherwise. This is one
47:10
of those books I really like, just looking forward to more.
47:12
Even that you said to me earlier today, you're like, it's
47:14
this book. I didn't know what it was. I actually think
47:16
I looked on the, I think I looked at the cover,
47:19
didn't read anything about it, and I saw it was
47:22
Tony Fleece, and I'm gonna admit that. I went, eh,
47:24
whatever. So to me, that's
47:26
a name. He's a workaday guy. He
47:29
does some comics every once in a while. Nothing's ever stood out
47:31
to me, whatever. And you gotta pick your
47:33
battles, and I just moved along. I didn't read it.
47:36
And so I went into it like, okay, don't forget
47:38
to read it. I was reading it, I was like,
47:40
this is great. And it was such a nice surprise.
47:44
Yeah, yeah, really like it. I loved that. It
47:46
was enjoyable, so thank you. Let's do ratings. I'm
47:48
on Candy Valley, number one ratings at a five.
47:52
I'm gonna do 4.25. Wow,
47:56
you and I are in sync lately. This has been
47:58
happening a lot. I was gonna say that. that exactly.
48:00
And yeah, I was bummed when
48:02
it was over. I was like, No, not now. We'll
48:07
be sticking with uncanny valley. Thanks, patrons patreon.com/I
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48:19
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48:21
into a diamond person? Yes. Alan
48:23
can turn into a prism person. You
48:26
said diamond in my head I went pudding and
48:28
you almost started to say it. So
48:30
go on putting a pudding person. Yeah,
48:34
like somebody goes to punch you is like plus
48:38
everyone's always licking you. Yeah. But
48:40
ultimately, like you think putting is gonna be
48:42
really good, but instead it's disappointing. It's tapioca.
48:45
So prism is a human person. Light
48:47
goes through him refracts into rainbows and
48:50
he's a prison person. Is
48:52
that something he can direct? Can he adjust the
48:54
prisms directions of light and such? Yeah,
48:56
I mean, if he tries really hard
48:59
concentrates, you could probably direct a
49:02
benign rainbow. So
49:05
there's no like burning ants and laser focus. There's no
49:07
offensive power here. He just, you know, light
49:10
hits him and it's a party. Sounds
49:12
nice. Yeah. Our front door gets
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hit by the sun and we have like a I
49:16
don't know one of those little decorative windows at the
49:18
top of it and it creates a little rainbow every
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49:24
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We were shamed last year. So we're gonna
50:09
keep it up Peter s
50:11
from Cape Coral, Florida I've
50:13
been thinking about this question for about 72 hours upon
50:17
reading Chris Claremont and Dave Crockham's uncanny
50:19
X and 104 and learning
50:21
that magneto was spoiler Once
50:24
turned into a six-month-old, baby just
50:26
got me thinking which comic run or runs
50:30
ranked highest on your personal gosh scales
50:33
We don't use the word gosh in a while. I
50:35
don't think someone who's not even know what that means
50:37
good old superheroes Sort of
50:39
like classic runs Ranks like
50:42
super hero feel that's fun delightful
50:45
swashbuckly I'll tell you what
50:47
I think when I think of goshy comics
50:51
For some reason my brain goes immediately to Burns
50:53
West Coast Avengers. I don't know why Good
50:56
answer, but that seems to be the
50:58
sweet spot of that sort of late
51:01
80s early 90s Marvely teen
51:03
stuff. So it's interesting you said
51:05
that because when he said I was thinking of like
51:07
a modern interpretation of
51:10
gosh like when somebody brings back
51:12
good old superheroes in a time when that's not
51:15
sort of a thing to do and So
51:18
by you saying like that's og gosh, that's right.
51:20
That's where the love of it comes from He's
51:22
asking for which runs that aren't ranked highest. I
51:24
think you just thought about all time. He's looking
51:26
at on kenex on 104 Yeah,
51:29
no that that makes total sense I feel like
51:31
I'm blank so but anyways my first answer was
51:33
going to be like a modern interpretation That would
51:35
have probably been like that Dan slot fantastic for
51:37
run I think that that was like those good
51:39
gosh comics full-on gosh like just leaning into
51:41
the the superhero thing Well, I think the question is
51:43
if you're explaining gosh to someone who's never heard the
51:46
show before and God bless him What kind of would
51:48
you point to as an example of what we're talking
51:50
about? That's the question. I think I Think
51:53
of one of my first trade paperback so
51:56
they ever bought which was the greatest Joker
51:58
stories ever told Oh and the first time
52:00
I came across those 60s and
52:03
70s Neil Adams books
52:06
and I picture an uncaped
52:08
Batman in a tank with the shark.
52:11
We were this Harry chest and Yeah,
52:13
maybe but like in the Joker
52:15
fish. Yeah. Like all that
52:18
stuff. Like I think of that. It's
52:20
dramatic. You know what I
52:22
mean? It's overwrought it's not necessarily silly, but it
52:24
is silly. Like it wasn't trying to be cool.
52:26
I mean it was, but
52:28
not like comics are too good for me.
52:31
They're leaning into comics, which is, you know,
52:33
not being afraid of. I think it's, it's
52:35
really, you sort of nailed it. It's about
52:37
that era where it wasn't about being cool
52:39
and dark and gritty. It was like, it
52:41
was about being cool. It was some opera
52:43
comics. It was big
52:45
old adventure stories of romance
52:48
happens, drama. That's why I think
52:50
of team books, because those are perfect for interpersonal
52:52
drama and a personal romance. Ultron
52:55
shows up, Tigris, Piston, Hawkeye, She-Hulk
52:57
makes an appearance. Like it's all
52:59
like, Oh, it's that kind of feel
53:01
to me is what I think of with gosh. This
53:03
is sort of related, but a number of years ago
53:05
I read, and it's very difficult for me to remember
53:08
specific stories from when I was a little kid. So
53:10
a lot of it really is like a feeling, you
53:12
know what I mean? But not too many years ago,
53:15
I, it's probably like eight years ago at this
53:17
point. I don't know. I read, there was a
53:19
Hawkeye mini series from that era. And I'm going
53:21
to try to look up who did it, but
53:24
it was wacky as shit. Like it,
53:26
it had everything. And I think he
53:28
was hunted by John Walker in it.
53:30
Oh, okay. So like there was, you
53:32
know, everything was. It's almost like
53:34
pornography. Like, you know, when you see it, right? It's
53:37
a feeling you get when you read it. And it's,
53:39
again, of course, obviously it's stuff from our childhood, but
53:41
that's sort of the thing of it. It's
53:43
like post-Roy Thomas pre
53:46
Marvel nights, is sort of
53:48
that goshy era for me.
53:50
Yeah. Even Captain America, his
53:52
whole run, his whole Mark Gruenwald run
53:54
of Diamondback. And Oh, I love
53:57
that. That was all very goshy. You know, it felt
53:59
like a big old. So Barbara, this isn't the
54:01
same one, but the Hawkeye miniseries, maybe that, you
54:03
know what, I might be conflating I think it
54:05
was the USH of miniseries that I read that
54:07
was that That was actually
54:09
a really good one But there is a
54:12
1983 series Hawkeye four issue miniseries written and
54:14
drawn by Mark Grunewald I think Grunewald is
54:16
an excellent example of somebody who did modern
54:18
comics But in an era where modern comics
54:21
were a different thing than they are, right?
54:23
Yeah, like full-on leaning into the superhero comics,
54:25
you know, these are for kids. They should
54:27
be gosh, man I mean almost like
54:30
the first 12 issues of the
54:32
GI Joe comic like they weren't superheroes, but
54:34
they were good old superhero comics 80s
54:37
and 90s these things are reread by adults, but
54:39
they're supposed to be for kids So they're making
54:41
really fun, but they're kind of silly but
54:44
also dramatic and I mean
54:46
It's the same tone as a so-so-so opera, which
54:48
I loved as a kid and as a young
54:50
adult So it's like that kind of thing. It's
54:52
where you know a major twist
54:54
would happen Oh my god Hawkeye is still
54:56
alive and then come back in 30 days
54:59
to find out more Enthralled
55:01
by his relationship Clint opens up to his
55:03
new girlfriend Sheila Danning about his superhero origin
55:06
The date ends abruptly when Hawkeye investigates
55:08
a break-in at cross technologies and the
55:10
intruders none other than mockingbird Right,
55:13
you're hooked you want to read that story right
55:15
now. That's what I mean. It's the twist It's
55:17
like you can imagine that being the last page
55:19
reveal that it's the mockingbird and now his exes
55:21
showed up Like if that's what it is and
55:23
you look at her outfit on the cover and
55:25
it's not the bikini one It's the long sleeves
55:28
one and they break they both
55:30
have pirate boots on and they're flapping
55:32
in the breeze What's the name of
55:34
the book Hawkeye Hawkeye 1981? I
55:37
mean, sorry 1983 number one September
55:40
1st 1983 by the way If you
55:42
look up Hawkeye miniseries, you're gonna find a lot of stuff
55:44
about that disney show which was fine But it ain't mark
55:46
groomed wall. Oh, that's a good cover. It's
55:48
a fine cover. That's a good cover A
55:51
little more effort into the background because it is a
55:53
cover but yes Yeah, but the
55:55
thing is I remember back then seeing
55:57
covers that were white that left
56:00
that the characters stand forward. I really
56:02
liked that. I remember a lot of
56:04
those. What do you want for 60
56:06
cents? The Simonsons, Thors. There you go.
56:08
Simonsons, Thor. Right. Do
56:10
you think that a gosh superhero, like an
56:12
original gosh, this
56:14
redundant, an original gosh book, has
56:17
to have been released before 1986? No,
56:21
I don't think so. We just talked about. Death
56:23
Superman. Dance slot. Yeah, but that's like
56:25
postmodern. Postmodern, gosh, okay. Yeah. No, no, no, I don't
56:27
think so. I don't think Dance Lot was doing postmodern,
56:29
by the way. I think he was doing comics like
56:31
he loved. When was West Coast Avengers number one? Actually,
56:34
that was after 86. Yeah, okay.
56:38
I don't think so. Because it hadn't changed
56:40
everything right away. Yeah, you're right. You're right. I
56:42
mean, we read Death of Superman. We did that.
56:45
That was great. Yeah. Avengers
56:47
Assemble. Who will answer the Hawkeyes call to join
56:49
the new team? That was the most exciting cover
56:52
a young Connor could find at a comic store.
56:54
A bunch of heads with question marks in the
56:56
upper left-hand box. Who's gonna join the team? Is
56:59
Cyclops gonna join? Is Namor? Who
57:02
is that wolf guy? Who
57:05
is the Shroud? Is that Samson,
57:07
Greenhead? What's his name? The Hulk.
57:10
Oh, Doc Samson? Yes, that's Doc Samson. Okay. Imagine
57:13
a team that's Doc Samson, Cyclops, the
57:15
Shroud dude, and the Wolfhead guy inside
57:17
the Hawkeye. Who's next to Puck? Who's
57:20
that blonde? Is that Medusa? No, Medusa. Not
57:22
Medusa, is it the other one? Crystal?
57:25
No, she had the black line around the back of her head.
57:27
I don't know who that is. Is that Jana Van Dyne in the
57:29
lower right corner? No, that's Black Widow.
57:31
She had short hair back then. Oh, right,
57:33
right. Can we talk about Rom? Why is
57:35
Rom on that team? I don't even know
57:37
who Rom is. Oh
57:40
man, good stuff. Look at the, it's great
57:42
because at the top is
57:44
the questioned out heads, and the one
57:46
next to him is clearly Mockingbird. Right,
57:48
right. Well, it was Mockingbird,
57:50
and it was Underman and
57:53
Tigra. And Ironman. Ironman,
57:55
right. That's Ironman in the middle. Yeah.
57:58
Those are the five, yeah. I wrote
58:01
either remember the whole book the
58:03
whole book this is
58:05
great gosh. The world of bubbles
58:07
are good the whole time he's like i don't
58:09
even know that i'm not tony star. Should
58:12
i tell. It's
58:14
just insecurity wrapped in
58:16
power good stuff yes
58:19
you know what peter you win good question
58:22
i'm smiling right now when
58:24
you read it i was like i don't have this. And
58:27
then it turned into joy thanks writing peter
58:30
contact and i found what i can decide
58:32
it you can read it also for media
58:34
splurge but media splurge subject line thank you
58:36
and real quick we did a book split
58:38
homicide graphic novel part one show two weeks
58:40
ago. This coming week will have
58:42
our doon park to review as well as the
58:44
second half of the what to watch next challenge
58:46
of the media split coming out this coming week
58:49
and then. Maybe three weeks we
58:51
have the justice league christen infinite earth review
58:53
from the animation brain trust and a little
58:55
bit of talk slowed. Yeah i'm
58:57
going to yes there was
58:59
a vacation that took place right
59:01
and there is to be reconnecting
59:03
post is funny is two more
59:05
weeks in april. No so
59:09
i don't know you know schedule is
59:11
hard all the shows will eventually come out with the
59:13
come out the right month who's to say. We
59:16
also want to thank chris aubrecht over open
59:18
water who had josh and i on a
59:20
live webinar this past week discussing how to
59:22
podcast in the history of a fanboy. It's
59:25
going to be available on their youtube eventually when
59:27
that happens will link it we had
59:29
a good time for about an hour so
59:32
we have never we kept babbling on because
59:34
that's what we do discussed podcasting the business
59:36
of podcasting my family history. It
59:38
was a fun conversation chris is an awesome dude we've known for
59:40
a while so thanks for having
59:42
us on. There are one
59:45
thousand three hundred sixty five shows and
59:48
counting not counting the fifty not loaded
59:50
make comic shows over to family com
59:52
and wherever podcasts are sold follow a
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ad i've him like comics on instagram.
59:57
I will tell you what the week is before the show comes
59:59
out sometimes is. best of the panels. We
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do these little great clips from the
1:00:04
show that I think really whet the appetite.
1:00:06
I'm very proud of those. You can follow
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those video shows which do not count towards the
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1365 number. I want to make that clear.
1:00:20
And each video show was significantly more than
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an audio show so they count for more.
1:00:24
We will post an audio version of this
1:00:27
show every week with an exciting still frame.
1:00:29
Lest you think you're getting video of us. We
1:00:31
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this thing. Consider writing a review or leaving a
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1:00:39
see a thing like that I could do this
1:00:42
pretty easily. Do that thing. That's the show. Thank
1:00:44
God you're back. Thank you. I enjoyed it. I
1:00:46
missed you and everyone listening. I missed all of
1:00:48
you. It should be known like when he doesn't
1:00:50
do the show when I don't do it we
1:00:52
talk about the comics. We
1:00:54
definitely are like you're in it. Okay. Also
1:00:56
the people who aren't on our discord don't
1:00:58
know that when you dropped in my clips
1:01:00
my one-word reviews last week you forgot the most important
1:01:03
one of all which is my Batman review. No one
1:01:05
will ever hear it except for those on the discord.
1:01:07
I put it in and I let them hear it
1:01:09
there. Spoiler he didn't like it. He really didn't like
1:01:11
it but he keeps reading it. Could
1:01:13
you tell I was screaming into a pillow? That's what I was
1:01:16
doing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I kept
1:01:18
having to leave. I'm going I gotta go upstairs
1:01:20
for a minute and record something and I
1:01:24
love it. It worked out great. It was fun. It's
1:01:26
getting hot. We had a heatwave this week in
1:01:29
LA. I'm literally sweating right here. So I'm gonna
1:01:31
go cool my brain off and
1:01:33
until next week I'm Connor. I'm Josh. That's
1:01:36
it? I don't know. www.mooji.org
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