Welcome to "I Swear I Read It," the podcast where two sisters, Colleen and Noel, dive into books they "swear they read" to each other, recounting their twisted and hilarious recaps. 

Strap in for a wild ride as they take you on a journey through literary wonderlands filled with their unique brand of humor, storytelling, and a darkly cynical edge. Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as they hilariously unravel the faults of human memory and the chaos it brings to their interpretations.

Colleen and Noel are not your typical book enthusiasts. They prefer to add their own flair to classic tales, often making snarky remarks, pointing out unloved character descriptions, and discussing things they absolutely did not like. 

No story is safe from their sharp tongues and their shared fascination with the Rated-R topics that lurk within the pages.

If you're a fan of quirky humor, sardonic wit, and exploring the depths of human memory's fallibility, this podcast is your perfect escape. 

Tune in as Colleen and Noel invite you into their witty world of literature, where the lines between reality and fiction blur, and every page is an opportunity for laughter and absurdity.