Matthew couldn't be with us this week because he died.

But that's okay, because my cousins are saner and alive and willing to let me broadcast their voices for free into the endless abyss of cat pictures and pr0n so that a hacker called 4chan can steal their nude selfies and distribute them on Reddit.

What was I talking about?

Matthew will be back next time. For now listen to Jacob and Christin try to figure out the difference between ALF and the Incredible Hulk while my cousin Ryan does sums in his head because he's better than me at numbers and most everything else.

Thanks again to Disasterpeace for the use of Funky Fruitstand as our intro.

I think I'm getting the hang of this podcasting thing.