We watched the series of bits wrapped in a thin shell of a plot called Elf (2003), then we talk Christmas music!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/howhaveyounever/message

...Seen "Santa Claus: The Movie"?!?

Dec 19th, 2022 41m 2s

We discuss the charming but nauseating box office failure that is 1985's Santa Claus: The Movie. Also, a brief discussion of the baffling Love, Actually.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/howhaveyounever/me

...Seen "Miracle on 34th Street"?!?

Dec 9th, 2022 31m 5s

Enjoy this discussion a movie one of us can't possibly evaluate objectively! IT'S A PERFECT FILM.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/howhaveyounever/message

...Seen These Christmas Movies?!? A Holiday Pre-Show

Dec 2nd, 2022 46m 21s

I want you all to know that I know that Steven Spielberg directed Jurassic Park. I know that. Happy holidays.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/howhaveyounever/message

....Seen "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"?!?

Nov 24th, 2022 32m 44s

We welcome ourselves back to the game with this classic Thanksgiving comedy! Join us as one of us visits this film for the first time, and the other revisits for this first time in a while. And an announcement about the future!--- Send in a

...Seen Christmas TV Specials?? [After]

Dec 24th, 2020 34m 37s

We watched a few of the must-watch modern Christmas television episodes. Are we brimming with Christmas cheer? Have we become Scrooges in our old age? Are we really just pretty tired? Find out!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters

...Seen Christmas TV Specials?? [Before]

Dec 10th, 2020 12m 37s

Well we're gonna watch a few Christmas episodes of shows we don't know too well, and see what happens! Who knows??!!?!?!?!?!?--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/howhaveyounever/message

...Seen "MTV's The Challenge"?!?

Nov 26th, 2020 42m 10s

Mountains were climbed, dogsleds were ridden, halls were brawled...We talk about The Challenge now that Nick has actually paid some attention to it. Is it "good"? Does that "matter"? Does "anything" "matter"????--- Send in a voice message:

...Seen "MTV's The Challenge"?!?

Nov 12th, 2020 43m 43s

Nick doesn't understand the appeal of hot desperate people willing to confine themselves on a tropical island surrounded by other hot desperate people and compete in grueling physical challenges for a prize equivalent to a minor blip on the

....Seen "Friends"?? [After]

Oct 22nd, 2020 58m 53s

We are now friends with Friends....or are we ENEMIES? Frenemies? Best frenemies? Is anyone reading this? Hello?Hello?--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/howhaveyounever/message

...Seen "Friends"?? [Before]

Oct 8th, 2020 36m 40s

We were on a .... podcast?!?! This week, podcast standbys Tim and Kate are back to discuss 90's white person touchstone "Friends". Is it gonna be worth it? Do we know the names of the characters? Find out!!--- Send in a voice message: https

....Watched the 90's Disney Block?? (After)

Sep 24th, 2020 32m 4s

Jess and Nick have *taken their time* and *deeply evaluated* four episodes of television for children that were created in the 1980's and 1990's. They come away primarily disillusioned and partially impressed. Find out WHY!--- Send in a voi

...Watched the 90's Disney Block [Before]

Sep 10th, 2020 32m 46s

To kick off our Fall Season Television Extravaganza, we are revisiting our afternoon routines from when we were six and watching some of the Disney Block! It will probably be terrible! We can't wait. We're BAAAACK!--- Send in a voice messag

...Fall TV?!?

Sep 3rd, 2020 19m 59s

We are back baby! And talking TV for the next few months!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/howhaveyounever/message

...Taken a Hiatus

Jul 30th, 2020 1m 9s

We are taking a hiatus for August! Go back and catch up on some old episodes and contact us if you want to have some fun and guest!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/howhaveyounever/message

...Seen "The Dark Crystal"?? [After]

Jul 16th, 2020 51m 53s

We watched the movie! We really did! Hear us talk about the visuals, without seeing them! Podcasting!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/howhaveyounever/message

...Seen "The Dark Crystal"?? [Before]

Jul 9th, 2020 38m 9s

Sorry, dear audience - this episode does not have many Skeksis impressions. Next week, we PROMISE.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/howhaveyounever/message

...Seen "Star Trek: TNG"??? [After]

Jul 2nd, 2020 46m 47s

We boldly went to our couch and watched four episodes of a 30+ year old TV show! Does the show...engage???? (Yes it does.)--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/howhaveyounever/message

...Seen "Star Trek: The Next Generation"??? [Before]

Jun 25th, 2020 30m 45s

We've probably seen some of it, but never that deliberately! We're gonna go where no one has gone before, except for countless fans and casual viewers!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/howhaveyounever/mess

...Seen "Carmen"?? [After]

Jun 18th, 2020 25m 39s

We still have not really seen "Carmen" because....well, listen. Listen to the show. Sorry, "Carmen" fans....--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/howhaveyounever/message

...Seen "Carmen"?? [BEFORE]

May 21st, 2020 30m 12s

We have never seen an opera, and it is really really obvious if you listen to this extremely strange episode!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/howhaveyounever/message

...Seen "The Rise of Skywalker"??? [After]

May 14th, 2020 38m 34s

The gang is back together to discuss the weird, confused, flashy little conclusion to this whole "Star Wars" thing.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/howhaveyounever/message

...Seen "The Rise of Skywalker"?? [Before]

May 7th, 2020 44m 29s

Jess never got around to seeing the final Skywalker Star Wars movie in the theater, so we'll take to Disney+ to finish it off. But first, let's talk about video game speed runs!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod

...Seen "The Matrix"??? [After]

Apr 30th, 2020 1h 4m

Beth generously prepared documents, but now the matrix is onto us. The robots have taken Jess, and it's only a matter of time before they.... did you hear that? Is this line tapped???--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.c

...Seen "The Matrix"?? [Before]

Apr 23rd, 2020 42m 55s

Our friend Beth joins us to talk a little bit about 1999's groundbreaking, special-effects-laden sci-fi action film The Matrix, and we mostly talk about Star Wars I think? Enjoy!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/po