This week we are back with our segments So Rad Vocab and Florida Man or Planned! HEY JASSIE Merchandise HEY JASSIE Stickers HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram

Bonus

THE END OF HEY JASSIE *mini podcast*

May 4th, 2020 3m 30s

At the end of every episode, we usually put something absolutely random that does not make sense but funny. So this week, we decided to put all of those together for a mini podcast. Enjoy! HEY JASSIE Merchandise HEY JASSIE Stickers HEY JASSIE I

HELD AT BANANA POINT

Apr 27th, 2020 34m 10s

This week, we are back with our segments "Florida Man or Planned", "The Facts You Lacked", and "So Rad Vocab". We also talk about Cassie's commercial about reusable toilet paper, dogs (who doesn't love them?), and many more things. HEY JASSIE

WHY WE ARE ALL MOZZARELLA STICKS

Apr 21st, 2020 25m 36s

We're back, and this week we do our segments "Weekly Tim", "Florida Man or Planned?", and "SAY WHAT?!?". HEY JASSIE Merchandise HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram

CASSIE'S MUPPET SOLO

Apr 13th, 2020 25m 45s

This week, we are back with our segments QuaranTEA and a brand new segment called "Florida Man or Planned". We also get very sidetracked and somehow end up talking about the muppets, minions, and the time Cassie wan an elf. HEY JASSIE Merchandi

PRETENDING TO BE A ROBOT

Apr 6th, 2020 19m 35s

This week, we are back with our third conservative segment of "QuaranTEA - Things to do in Quarantine", "Weekly Tim", and "So Rad Vocab". HEY JASSIE Merchandise HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram

BACTERIA IN YOUR BELLY BUTTON

Mar 30th, 2020 28m 22s

This week, we are back with our segments QuaranTEA, Weekly Tim, and The Facts You Lacked. Dear God Are We There Yet - GIVEAWAY HEY JASSIE Merchandise HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's Instagram

QuaranTEA Special - Things to do in quarantine.

Mar 23rd, 2020 31m 4s

This week, we are back with a quarantine special. While we are all stuck in quarantine due to the COVID-19 pandemic, we thought we could list some things to do in our new segment "QuaranTEA". We also do our segments "SAY WHAT?!?", where we talk

CASSIE WORKED WITH THE ANGRY GRANDMA

Feb 24th, 2020 23m 58s

This week, we are back from almost a two-month break. We catch you up on all the things that have happened to us in the past two months. We also do our segments "Weekly Tim" and "SAY WHAT?!?". Check out the amazing podcast "Pawnee Public Forum

ONE YEAR OF HEY JASSIE

Dec 23rd, 2019 39m 37s

This week, it's the one year anniversary of HEY JASSIE! We talk about how it's been one year, do movie reviews, and talk about Christmas. We also do our segments "Weekly Tim", "SoRad Vocab", and "The Facts You Lacked". Make sure to check out th

PIGEONS WEARING COWBOY HATS ARE ON THE LOOSE

Dec 17th, 2019 25m 22s

This week, we are back with our amazing guest Gwen Trautman! We talk about HEY JASSIE's one-year anniversary. We also do our segments "The Facts You Laked" and "SAY WHAT?!?". We did not have a "Weekly Tim" this week so we filled it in with "

A McProblem at McDonalds

Dec 9th, 2019 22m 29s

This week we are back and we talk about crazy dreams we've had, our name origins, our trip to the mall, Cassie dropping a bucket of pretzels, and so much more! We also do our segments "Weekly Tim" and "The Facts You Lacked". HEY JASSIE Merchand

HOW TO SURVIVE A BEAR ATTACK

Dec 2nd, 2019 22m 43s

After a two month hiatus, HEY JASSIE is back! This week we return and catch up on what we've done in the last two months! Shop or Holiday Merchandise! HEY JASSIE Merchandise Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky

WE'RE BACK!!!

Sep 16th, 2019 29m 54s

This week, we return after a three-week break. We catch up after Cassie has moved to California to attend college and Jack switches to a new school. We talk about how Cassie bought then released a lobster back into the ocean and how Jack almo

IT'S TIME FOR HEY JASSIE TO SPLIT UP

Aug 19th, 2019 23m 52s

This week, we talk about how Cassie is off the next morning for California, Jack gives Cassie goodbye gifts, and how Jack flung his gum on Cassie's wall. We also do our amazing segments "Weekly Tim", "SoRad Vocab", and "SAY WHAT?!?". HEY JASSIE

WE ARE LOST ALL OUR MONEY

Aug 13th, 2019 12m 28s

This week, we talk about how we lost all our money by hanging out too much, how we went to the mall and spent too much money at the arcade, our new way to make a decision, and how Cassie almost hit a police car backing out of her parking spot.

A DRUNK LADY GAVE US A TOY WHALE

Aug 5th, 2019 31m 6s

This week, we talk about how we went to a music festival called MoPop, we talk about how we were gifted a toy whale by a drunk lady, the crazy weather, and the performers. We also talk about how Jack spilled soda all over himself and how we fel

WE ALMOST GOT MURDERED

Jul 29th, 2019 22m 31s

This week, we talk about how we almost got murdered, how Cassie is afraid she is going to get murdered, and we get into a small argument about pet peeves on each other. We also do our new segment "SoRad Vocab", "The Facts You Lacked", and the f

ALLIGATORS LOOSE IN CHICAGO

Jul 22nd, 2019 27m 45s

This week, we talk about Cassie's vacation to Seattle, how we might have known each other a long time ago, Cassie's adventure into Canada, and how Jack was bribed into working out. We also introduce our new segment "SoRad Vocab"! HEY JASSIE Mer

JACK WAS BEAT UP BY A LITTLE GIRL

Jul 15th, 2019 24m 47s

We're Back! This week we catch up on a lot of stuff. We talk about why we skipped three weeks, our latest musical James and the Fairy Ring, Jack getting slapped by a little girl, how we lost all our money at the arcade, HEY JASSIE taking on Mo

STRANDED ON AN INFLATABLE UNICORN

Jun 17th, 2019 28m 33s

This week, we talk about Jack's "coffee" shake and Cassie going to work in her slippers. We bring back the segment "SAY WHAT?!?" for the first time in season 2, we share weird facts in the segment "The Facts You Lacked", and share Tim's joke th

HOW WE KILLED OUR FISH

Jun 11th, 2019 25m 24s

This week, we have two guests for first time in HEY JASSIE history. We talk about our pet fish. Fishes? Fish? Fishie? What's the plural of fish? Who knows. Anyways, listen to this weeks podcast to hear the weekly Tim of the week. HEY JASSIE Mer

Bonus

JACK'S HORROR STORY *the mini podcast*

Jun 6th, 2019 4m 18s

This is a mini-podcast from Season 2, Episode 1. We loved this story so much we wanted to publish it as a mini-podcast just in case you missed it. Enjoy! HEY JASSIE Merch Patreon HEY JASSIE INSTAGRAM Jack Austin's Instagram Cassie Galonsky's I

HE SHOWED UP TO MY HOUSE WITH KNIVES

Jun 3rd, 2019 31m 19s

This week, in the premiere of season 2, Cassie and Jack are joined by special guest Mitchell Northcutt. Jack tells his award-winning horror story, Mitchell sells Cassie and Jack's parents knives, and Mitchell fills in for Weekly Tim/Weekly Mitc

HUMANS WHO THINK THEY ARE COWS

May 20th, 2019 31m 46s

We talk about Jack's greatest conspiracy, Cassie's thesis film screening, Jack's first time editing the podcast, and why Jack needs to keep his mouth shut. We also do our weekly segments The Facts You Lacked, Weekly Tim, and Say What. HEY JASSI