Lance and Mischa reminisce of old fist fights. Lance speaks out about the importance of operating from a place of love. We talk about the current state of the country. Mischa brings bones facts that will blow your skeleton and Lance motivates p

Buy Cotton | Modest Mouse. Road Bullies. Disney's Mulan.

Sep 14th, 2021 54m 26s

Lance is in a minor car accident at the mercy of a "road rager". Mischa asks Lance if he'd upload. They chat about Lance's recent Modest Mouse concert in Seattle. Mischa drops some depressing facts about Disney and their new Mulan movie. This

Protect Your Feet | Gypsies. Cowboys. Paula Cole.

Sep 7th, 2021 1h 27m

Lance talks about his respect for Gypsies and his days of thievery. Mischa uncovers the truth behind what really happened to musician Paula Cole. They discuss cowboys and Lance inspires listeners to protect their feet. This is episode twelve.

Strap Your Caps | Couple's Massage. Public Masturbation. Embryology.

Aug 31st, 2021 1h 11m

Lance and Mischa get a couples massage and it doesn't go well for one of them. Lance talks about masturbating in public when he was a kid. Mischa brings a bunch of embryology knowledge and Lance urges listeners to strap on their hubcaps. This i

Plug It Up | Holotropic Breathwork. Immersive Van Gogh. Edith Piaf.

Aug 24th, 2021 1h 31m

Lance talks about Stanislav Grof and his holotropic breathwork experience. Lance and Mischa go to the Vincent Van Gogh Immersive Experience. Mischa brings French facts about Edith Piaf and Lance tries to motivate people to plug it up. This is e

Buy the Ticket | Baby. Twitter. Tuberculosis.

Aug 17th, 2021 1h 17m

Mischa wants to have a baby. Lance goes on Twitter for the first time in years. We learn about tuberculosis and Lance urges listeners to buy the ticket. This is episode nine.

Keep Moving | Delta. School Sex. Ayurveda.

Aug 10th, 2021 1h 5m

Lance's celebrity golf event gets cancelled. Mischa is going back to school. We talk about a horny college teacher, Ayurveda and how you have to keep moving. This is episode eight.

Laying The Pipe with an American Plumber | Drano. Bear Spray. Svalbard.

Aug 3rd, 2021 1h 36m

Lance and Mischa sit down with their first guest, American plumber Bryon McMurtrey. Bryon has been a professional plumber for over 20 years and is a part of the Seattle Plumers Union. We learn about p-traps, the scoop on Drano, bear spray and m

Bring Change | Diabetes. Kratom. North Korea.

Jul 27th, 2021 1h 29m

Lance fears he has diabetes. Mischa brings some depressing North Korea facts. We talk about Kratom and how it's always important to bring change. This is episode six.

Roll The Dice | Rooster. Wedding. Bali.

Jul 20th, 2021 1h 27m

Lance is worked up over their new neighbor that is a rooster. We talk about the wedding. Mischa tries to teach Lance about Bali and we learn sometimes you need to just roll the dice on life. This is episode five.

Wear That Belt | Racoons. Mudras. Spokane.

Jul 13th, 2021 1h 8m

Lance talks about rapey racoons. Mischa teaches different mudras. They discuss their upcoming road trip to Spokane where they'll be having the wedding and how important suspenders can be. This is episode four.

Cap Your Needles | Mushrooms. Slack-Line. Dolphins.

Jul 6th, 2021 57m 8s

Lance takes mushrooms and dies. Mischa talks about a provocative dolphin and we learn to not let life poke your inner child. This is episode three.

Life Is A Package | Mettle. Grandmother. WW1.

Jun 29th, 2021 46m 23s

Lance's mental health takes a toll. Mischa drops WW1 bombs. They call Lance's Grandmother for podcast help and learn how to package yourself properly. This is episode two.

Love Is Invisible | Rash. Squirrel. Trees.

Jun 6th, 2021 1h 9m

Lance is rash free. Mischa talks about their new pet. We learn cool stuff about trees and that it's okay to ask a stranger for love. This is episode one.

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