Burt is back!!  Hayseed Junction hasn't been the same with out him and he is ready to talk about his vacation and why his cousin Earl didn't host the show a few weeks back.  He's got the local news to go over and then a message from Fred Titch from Slackjaw County about the war with the Hill People.  Finally, Burt talks to Rollie Evans about Say The Word Security and a classified ad solves a years old mystery involving a roller coaster car.