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All right , all right , all right , all right

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, all right .

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Tony's big workout . Yeah

0:14

, you gotta get amped for the show . You know what

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I mean . I was running in place

0:18

before this .

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Hands over your head .

0:20

Show us some energy .

0:22

Get some energy Energy .

0:24

Can't be low energy with your hands over your head . Is

0:27

that true ? No , I

0:29

feel more tired because all of my energy

0:31

is going to hold on these meat hooks . Hey

0:34

, watching , we're Dan and

0:36

Tony . Hey , watching , we're Dan

0:38

and Tony . It's like watching

0:40

, yeah .

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Welcome to hey Watching with Dan and

0:48

Tony . I'm Dan , I'm Tony

0:50

, and this is the show that dares

0:52

talk about the movies of 2019

0:55

with a venomous tongue .

0:57

We are dangerous .

1:00

So each week we talk about a movie

1:02

from 2019 .

1:04

No , no , not each week , just the

1:06

weeks that Dan picks .

1:07

Some weeks we talk about a movie from 2019

1:10

. This week I

1:12

picked a movie and it's a movie called

1:14

Replicas , with Keanu Reeves

1:17

and the guy

1:19

from Thomas Middle . Ditch the guy from

1:21

Silicon Valley and Ablaze

1:23

and we canceled him .

1:24

Right , I think we canceled him

1:26

. I think we canceled him . I'm not

1:28

sure he used to do improv and maybe he still

1:31

does with the

1:33

good guy that plays Sonic Shit

1:35

, ben Schwartz . They had like

1:37

Middle .

1:38

Ditch and .

1:39

Schwartz or something like that .

1:40

Yes , they had like a show I watched a few

1:42

minutes ago and then I turned it off

1:44

.

1:45

You did more than I did . I just knew that it

1:47

existed . I just wanted to bring it up . I

1:49

think we canceled him for something , though .

1:51

Yeah , I think he was very haughty

1:54

With that face ?

1:57

Yeah Well , you know , it's always the weird

1:59

looking ones .

2:01

I think he thought he was the shit that's

2:03

again .

2:04

Weird to me . But hey , self-confidence

2:08

is important , but don't take it too far . You

2:10

know what I mean .

2:11

This is speculation and based on nothing , just

2:14

faulty memories . I think

2:16

he , like , had lots of women and

2:18

there was issues .

2:20

He had lots of women we live in a weird

2:22

world , dan , but listen , teach

2:25

their own bad bad

2:27

him . Whatever he did , I canceled

2:29

him too , and if he didn't do it , then he

2:31

, dan , I apologize . I'm sorry

2:33

that I started this rumor about you that it's going

2:35

to catch like wildfire .

2:38

So Replica is 2019 , from

2:40

the guy that wrote the Day After

2:42

Tomorrow and then he made this movie

2:44

In no way and then I think they kicked him

2:46

out of Hollywood .

2:48

Oh , first of all , I just watched the Day

2:50

After Tomorrow , like two weeks ago . It's a great

2:52

film . I love that movie . It's not

2:55

a great film , it's a good disaster

2:57

movie . It's not a great disaster movie , but

2:59

it's good . It's totally serves If you

3:01

are in a disaster kick . It fits right

3:03

in with your rewatch .

3:04

Okay , Now did it have a lot of really good

3:06

writing .

3:09

No , you don't watch it for the writing . You watch it for the cool

3:11

storm . It's a

3:13

storm , it's coming through New York , it's freezing

3:15

everything and then you're in the eye of the storm

3:18

. I don't remember all of it , but Jake Gyllenhaal

3:21

and a library burning books . I think we've

3:23

all been there .

3:24

There was . Wolves they got chased by wolves . There

3:26

were wolves , yeah .

3:29

And water somewhere . I remember water

3:32

, so lots of good stuff in there .

3:34

And the pole shifts , and then everything just gets

3:36

better .

3:37

And then you're fine . Yeah , if you made it through , you're

3:39

fine . That's how storms , work

3:41

Dan .

3:42

So it's the guy that wrote that movie , and this

3:45

movie tackles a lot of big themes .

3:49

I think I watched the wrong movie , dan . I

3:52

blew it . Shoot first week .

3:56

Yeah , this movie does not tackle themes . It

3:58

doesn't make . I mean people . When

4:00

other reviews are like there's lots of plot holes

4:03

, it's not that there's plot holes , there's just

4:05

a lot of things that happen that make no sense

4:07

, which I think is different than plot holes .

4:10

I think there's both .

4:11

I'm just going to pause it , I think there's a mixture

4:14

of both of those things

4:17

.

4:17

This movie's ridiculous , also

4:20

my biggest problem . I mean it has

4:22

a million problems . It's a terrible

4:24

movie . The biggest problem

4:26

for me is it doesn't take a stance

4:28

.

4:29

Oh yes , it's not about anything .

4:31

It's not about anything . There are so many

4:33

moral questions in this movie

4:35

and they're just like don't worry about it . Don't

4:38

worry about that , we're fine .

4:41

So weird . You died right , You're

4:43

back to life .

4:45

Okay , hey

4:47

man , thanks , that's really nice . Yeah , zero

4:50

consequences .

4:52

It's incredible . Nobody ever even

4:54

gets mad at anybody .

4:56

Everybody's like man . I guess I'll . There's

4:58

like a brief of such a brief

5:00

moment where she's like you

5:02

didn't bring one of our daughters back . I'm

5:05

upset . Oh , never mind , I'm over it . What

5:07

is happening right now ?

5:09

Yeah , there's some moral quandaries that they just

5:11

were like God , I love it . Isn't this

5:13

what the movie should be about ? The moral quandaries

5:16

of all this .

5:18

Yes , and then I thought that that's where they

5:20

were going and I kept giving it the benefit

5:22

of the doubt , I kept doing

5:24

it , and then the third act turns into

5:26

like a shitty action movie . No

5:28

, no , no , no , no , no . You're out

5:31

, you're out of here .

5:32

It was , it was pretty pretty classy there

5:34

was , I don't know I spoiler

5:36

alert .

5:37

I love this movie . This movie

5:39

is a 10 out of 10 for me . I

5:41

laughed so hard . Oh , yes , as a comedy

5:43

shirt .

5:44

Why not ? Why

5:46

not ? So boom , we're taking

5:48

a helicopter , we're heading to Puerto Rico . There's

5:51

a secret lab .

5:52

Wait , Dan you have to stop real quickly

5:54

.

5:54

This is the first thing that happens .

5:56

This is the first thing that happens

5:58

. A quote helicopter

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end quote flies over the

6:03

ocean and it is the

6:05

fakest looking helicopter

6:07

I've seen in a in a long , long

6:09

time and I was like , uh-oh , they

6:11

can't even afford to get a real helicopter

6:14

in the movie . We are in for

6:16

a world of hurt in a sci-fi

6:18

movie that can't afford a helicopter

6:20

.

6:20

They just buy a plug-in . I don't know who cares .

6:24

That's exactly what they did Buy

6:27

a plug-in .

6:28

See , I don't even know what a plug-in is , but I know what I

6:30

know it's 100% .

6:31

Yeah , a VFX plug-in . Just

6:33

drop it in helicopter's move and we're good

6:36

, let's go .

6:36

Let's keep it moving . We're

6:38

wasting time talking about the big

6:40

fake helicopter . So

6:42

we got the secret lab , we got Keanu

6:45

Reeves , whose name is William

6:47

.

6:48

You didn't test me sometimes . I knew

6:50

his name , I know . Let me you know what

6:52

before we begin . I know William Got

6:55

it , I know .

6:56

Ed , that's all you have to know .

6:58

That's all there is to know , and

7:00

Zoe .

7:01

Oh , zoe , you know , zoe , but the wife's name

7:03

his other two kids .

7:07

Yeah , no , yeah , I know her name

7:09

in real life . Does that count for anything ? Who is

7:11

she ? That's Alice Eve . Yeah

7:14

, who is she ? I don't

7:16

know . She's done some stuff . I think she was

7:18

in . She's out of my league

7:21

with Jay Bereshell , was she in

7:23

that ?

7:24

I feel like she also did .

7:26

I think she spoiler alert .

7:27

I think she marries Vince in entourage

7:30

and you

7:33

know she's around , she's

7:35

kind of , she's kind of super

7:37

attractive , but also seems

7:39

like she's like CGI .

7:42

Okay . So I thought listen

7:44

, it was

7:46

weird , because pre her

7:48

being a replica

7:51

, shouldn't she be normal

7:53

? The whole movie I was

7:55

like I think she's a cyborg , I think

7:57

that's the twist is that she's . She

8:00

never really died , because she was just a machine the

8:02

whole time and he could just , but that didn't happen

8:04

. That'd be pretty funny , wouldn't it . If they , they

8:06

died in them , but they were really just all

8:08

robots . They were all robots anyhow

8:11

, and he's like once again , but

8:14

no , she's just really bad in this

8:16

movie .

8:17

She just looks really . I don't know she looks weird

8:19

. She looks weird because she looks too real

8:21

.

8:23

She looks too real . That's the

8:25

sign of a good robot they look

8:27

too real . She wasn't

8:29

. She's out of my league . I just want to tell everyone that

8:31

I was right , and also Star Trek

8:33

into darkness .

8:35

So , oh , just make sure

8:37

and tell everybody when you're right , Tony , because

8:39

thank you .

8:41

I will never bring it up when I'm wrong .

8:43

They're all just assuming you're wrong . So he works at Bio

8:46

nine and he said

8:48

they're bringing it up , they're bringing in a

8:50

body . Here comes Thomas Middletch .

8:52

He's Edward , so William Willie

8:55

Bill yeah

8:57

, we use a lot of different names for him . They move

8:59

, they move , they do it all , they

9:03

do it all . No , no , no , no , no .

9:04

Usually , you set it down , but

9:06

in real life we all have different relations

9:09

, different names . We call people Sure

9:11

, but in movies

9:13

you usually just pick one because you

9:15

don't want to confuse this .

9:17

But this one , edward Bill William , because if I'm using

9:19

three different names for everybody , you're

9:21

never going to know who we're talking to .

9:23

Yeah , so basically they

9:25

bring in a guy who

9:27

was a soldier . Who is he dead

9:30

or is he almost dead ? I

9:32

mean ?

9:32

he said what is , what is the direct

9:35

quote ? He said viable

9:37

this man is dead . Quote unquote

9:39

this man is dead . That's what Keanu

9:42

Reeves says when he starts his thing

9:44

is like this man is dead and

9:46

we're going to send things into his

9:48

brain . That's how he starts his speech . So he

9:50

says this man is dead .

9:52

So they're taking a dead person who still has a

9:54

viable cortex

9:56

?

9:56

Now , Dan , how long can a brain

9:58

operate without oxygen ? I thought there

10:01

was like a rule on that .

10:02

You know I shan it about it and

10:06

I think as soon as you die

10:08

, the electrical activity in your brain starts

10:10

going . You

10:13

know there are there some , some functions

10:15

in your life , you know your body that keep on

10:17

going for a little while , sure , but I think

10:19

that the brain , you know all that electricity

10:22

in there , once there's no blood pumping

10:24

and and that's that's the thing

10:26

, right .

10:27

So here , according to medlineplusgov

10:32

, which has to bea good website

10:34

, right , it's got to be real it says

10:36

, permanent brain damage begins

10:38

after four minutes without oxygen

10:41

and death can occur as soon as

10:43

six minutes .

10:44

Okay , so , so you really want

10:47

to start this thing . Very you'd want to . If you were going

10:49

to drain the brain out of a

10:51

guy , you'd want to do a pretty damn quick which

10:53

is going to come up later to .

10:55

There's no way that this movie doesn't work .

10:56

Falls apart immediately , Turns out this

10:59

movie , this movie , what it does

11:01

? It just takes absurd premise after

11:03

absurd premise after absurd premise , and

11:05

just like we're just doing them all and then we're

11:08

doesn't , and then we're not going to give you anything

11:10

. for you know , it's like they said , it's

11:12

like it's that's the glory

11:14

of science fiction is you can set up these absurd

11:17

worlds where there are clones

11:19

and you can't transfer a brain you know

11:21

mental into a

11:23

mind , into another mind , etc

11:25

. Etc . You do all these things , but

11:28

then we examine the moral quandaries

11:30

of doing these things .

11:31

That's the whole idea . Deal with it . You

11:33

have to deal with the .

11:35

Yeah , oh , man you know , oh

11:37

good , and it's funny . I took

11:39

a science fiction class and the one

11:43

of the things I could read and there's one of the teachers stories

11:45

and it was about , like you know , bringing people back

11:47

from the dead . You know , like sure . And

11:50

so then when I was writing one of my stories , I

11:52

made a thing where I made a whole big joke about

11:54

how you get insurance to have them not

11:56

bring you back . You

11:59

know , because that's that's the thing . It's like you

12:01

know , some people are gonna be like , yeah , I

12:03

don't think so , I don't think so . Yeah , no

12:05

, no , no , no , no , no . And those are questions

12:07

you get to deal with in science fiction . This movie

12:10

just keeps on making the craziest

12:12

assertions of what can , what can occur , and

12:15

then never deals with any of the consequences , never

12:18

deals with is and just wants you

12:20

to accept that as normal .

12:21

That's , it's not like . Also , when they

12:23

do these things , no one's all that excited . They're

12:26

just like yeah , okay , cool , so we did that . Now

12:28

let's move on to this next thing . Yeah

12:30

, it's , this is bizarre

12:32

. I love it so much .

12:34

So basically , what he's doing is he's stabbing

12:36

a needle through an eyeball and

12:38

then he's basically sucking

12:40

your you know all of your memories

12:43

and everything out of you and putting

12:45

it on a hard drive and

12:47

how do you do that with a needle ?

12:50

I don't understand . I

12:52

don't understand the science at all .

12:54

I love it so much . You know , they just , they

12:57

just , and that's the other thing this movie does is it's like

12:59

well , okay , we got to have something harsh to do

13:01

this , and that's a needle through the eye .

13:02

It's a needle and they do the effects pretty

13:05

well from a low budget

13:07

movie . Yeah , there's a couple

13:09

of eye stabs that freak me out

13:11

a little .

13:12

I stab is a very intense thing is

13:15

no , it's no good .

13:16

I can't , even I can't touch my eyes

13:18

. I don't know how you , because you have glasses , but

13:20

have you ever done contacts ?

13:22

Yeah , of course Can't touch your

13:24

eyes when you have glasses .

13:26

Oh yeah , I can't , I can't , even I can't

13:28

imagine .

13:29

I do eye drops , can't

13:31

do eye drops .

13:32

No , they freak me out , dan . Oh see , you

13:34

have to like physically hold my eye open

13:37

like this to even get the eye

13:39

drops in .

13:39

See , at some point , Tony , you're gonna have to grow up .

13:43

I don't listen . We've passed that

13:45

marker about 18 years

13:47

ago .

13:48

You're gonna find as you get older and you have to go

13:50

to quest diagnostics and get your blood taken

13:52

. If you don't , if you don't like needles

13:54

, you're gonna have to get over it , because they're

13:56

gonna just needles into you , nope .

13:58

Here's what I'm going to do instead . Just slice my wrist

14:00

and I'll drain it into

14:03

a goblet for you yeah

14:05

. Drink it up .

14:07

You're gonna have to grow up . It's got to be funny

14:09

, that's what you think Dan

14:11

Goodsell jokes on you

14:13

.

14:13

I'll die before I grow up . That

14:15

is true .

14:16

So it takes them 30 seconds to map

14:18

this guy's mind . 30 seconds of life

14:21

, Instant . This brain that's so

14:23

full of just absurd things

14:25

. I mean , just think about all the absurd things you know , just

14:27

you know so many absurd things .

14:30

Thank you , Dan . I do 30 seconds . I know a

14:32

lot of stuff . Well , you know , to be fair , his

14:34

brain probably wasn't that good .

14:35

You know what I mean . He's kind of adult

14:38

. Bring us some really dumb soldiers only

14:40

.

14:41

We want easy tests to begin with

14:43

. We can get smarter people later .

14:45

So they do that . And then what does

14:48

Keanu do ? He begins to work in

14:50

VR .

14:51

Why so he does ? He , I don't

14:53

even understand . He puts on a weird

14:56

headset , his

14:58

virtual reality headset , and then he

15:00

minority reports all over the

15:02

place . But what is he even doing

15:04

?

15:05

He's getting everything ready for the transfer .

15:07

Is he inside the brain , like

15:09

is the brain around him and he's playing with

15:11

synapse , like I don't even . What's he

15:13

even doing ?

15:14

It just kind of looks like a computer screen

15:16

. He's doing exciting stuff . It's very

15:18

exciting , it's not ?

15:20

It's not that exciting .

15:24

I don't know .

15:26

It's just waving his arms around

15:28

saying random words . Man , that

15:30

would be a fun day on set . I'll tell you

15:32

that .

15:34

So then , what they do is they

15:37

have a robot . So , in addition to being

15:39

able to map the brain , they have a perfect

15:42

human robot that has

15:44

everything that has a brain in

15:46

it , that you can then transfer this and

15:48

then the transfer brain into

15:50

that is going to then be able to manipulate

15:53

a human type body .

15:56

Yeah , yeah

15:58

, that's exactly 100%

16:00

. What the fuck ? That's okay . This

16:03

is , this is nobody . Nobody's

16:05

excited about it . No , this is , this

16:07

is mundane in this world

16:09

. That's what's great about it .

16:12

So they put they put the guy in there and

16:14

they was like Sergeant Kelly , can you hear me ? And

16:16

he's all like who am I , who am I

16:18

, who am I ? And he starts peeling back his face

16:20

. And then he starts killing his

16:22

body apart .

16:24

And then and then , what does Keanu do Hold

16:26

?

16:27

on . We got to say one more thing . Oh okay

16:29

, robot has the same voice as the dead guy

16:31

.

16:32

Yeah , it takes the voice . So obviously that's some

16:34

. It's not your vocal cords that do that , dan

16:37

, it's your brain . It's your brain

16:39

that decides what your voice sounds like , not

16:41

your muscles in your throat whatsoever

16:43

. I sound like this because of my brain . Because

16:46

of your brain , man . You gotta get a better brain

16:48

, Dan .

16:49

What does Keanu do , Tony ?

16:51

He just unplugged the guy

16:54

. I love this , because

16:56

it doesn't even make any sense to me

16:58

. Dan , let me ask you a question

17:01

. So we've

17:03

got an AI body , a

17:05

computer robot guy , and

17:07

he's alive . Does he

17:09

have to stay plugged in the whole time

17:11

then ? I don't know . Well , no , he

17:14

has no power source internally .

17:15

Well , first of all , first of all I

17:18

mean no , of course he doesn't . No , he

17:20

unplugging shouldn't do anything , because

17:23

the robot later on just walks around , has

17:25

no problems .

17:25

He's fine . When he's Keanu , he's totally

17:28

cool to walk around , but this guy needs to be

17:30

in the chair at all times .

17:33

I mean truthfully , you would have a kill switch because

17:35

anything especially

17:37

since they've done this before this

17:40

isn't the first time .

17:41

Hundreds I feel like we're on hundreds by

17:43

now , aren't we 342 .

17:46

345 , sorry .

17:48

Which I have to believe means we've at least

17:50

done half of those as real trials

17:52

.

17:53

I don't know we put people through

17:55

this before and it hasn't worked . But

17:57

you have a kill switch , Any real missile

18:00

that they launch into the air . They have a board

18:02

switch . It just blows it up because they

18:04

don't want to come down on some city . They don't want the

18:06

scientists killed by a robot . More

18:08

importantly , why do you give them full

18:10

range of movement You're able to

18:12

risk ? You don't have to give them

18:14

everything Start small

18:17

.

18:17

No , just get one of your head , hi

18:19

, hi . Move your fingers

18:21

for me .

18:22

Squeeze . What are they ? Start basics yeah

18:25

, no , you have a rampaging robot instantaneously

18:28

. That only can . Who can sneak up behind

18:30

and pull out the giant power core , pull

18:33

out the plug and then he's dead .

18:36

He's dead , okay . Question number two when you

18:39

power him back up , are you saying that his

18:41

head is a race now Just because you unplugged

18:43

him ? I mean Anytime this

18:45

guy loses power he gets wiped . That's

18:47

not a good existence .

18:51

It's like you have this guy on

18:53

hard drive Try it again , try it

18:55

again , try it again , try it again . That's

18:57

going to be a theme throughout this whole movie

18:59

, dan , try it again .

19:00

is going to be a theme that comes up over and over again

19:03

, because they are weird with that . Now

19:05

let me ask you a question , dan . This is a great

19:07

moment to have a little philosophical debate that

19:09

the movie just decides not to deal with .

19:11

Sure but .

19:12

I could stop thinking about it , let's do some science

19:14

fiction . Okay , so

19:16

I'm your

19:19

. You right , absolutely

19:21

. And , like Keanu's going to do later

19:23

, you map your own brain , yeah

19:25

, okay , and you send

19:27

it to this AI bot

19:30

, sure , okay

19:34

, what is it that makes you two

19:36

different ? Because so , Alice Eve

19:38

brings it up and she's like you're forgetting about

19:40

the soul , which is we'll talk about that in

19:42

a minute , but I

19:44

don't know if I believe in a soul per

19:47

se , right , but just regarding

19:49

that , it is a separate

19:51

entity , right ? So like we

19:54

would have the same memories up to that point

19:56

, but then , starting at the point that we

19:58

transfer , we have completely different experiences

20:00

. And that's not me , but

20:02

you aren't in the robot

20:04

. It's a copy of you that thinks

20:06

it's you . Yes , so

20:09

what is it ? What is the self

20:11

of it all ? What is that , dan ? What

20:14

is that ?

20:16

I mean you're . You're of two points

20:19

of view , right . You either believe

20:21

that there's a soul and you believe that

20:23

thing is not you and not

20:25

is a soulless thing and is missing

20:27

some important component . Or

20:30

if you're like me , you think it's

20:32

another . Dan Goodsell , you've created perfection

20:34

twice , right ? It's

20:40

. Even more perfect because it's in a robot body

20:42

, right it's ? Gonna live forever , forever , it's

20:45

like the greatest thing ever You've made , the greatest

20:47

thing ever be forever .

20:48

The world has been blessed with eternal

20:51

Dan . More importantly , that's

20:53

great .

20:53

Eternal Dan then makes eternal Dan two

20:55

and eternal Dan three . We just You're gonna create

20:58

an army , of your , of course .

21:00

This is where we can't make AI people , because they're gonna

21:02

make an army of themselves .

21:04

Yes , of course You're the reason , Dan .

21:06

You're the reason why we can't play with

21:08

AI Too dangerous .

21:10

Too dangerous . But it's not AI . This is thought

21:12

transfer . That's true . This is like a bunch of bullshit .

21:14

Cloning and so on .

21:16

Anyhow , we're gonna have some fun . Huge

21:18

, huge question , mark , but

21:20

they haven't done it all

21:22

.

21:24

And what I love is they just throw in

21:26

that one line by Alice Eve . She's like

21:28

well , you're forgetting the soul . That's

21:30

why the transfer doesn't work . And then we

21:32

never , ever go back to that

21:34

.

21:35

Well , never once . And I

21:37

mean I'm not a Stephen King person , but

21:40

I talked to Shannon a little bit about Pet Sematary

21:42

and she's like yeah , that's all about grief

21:44

and the dangers

21:47

of when you bring something back

21:49

. It's not gonna be the same thing and

21:51

you're like , initially , this movie . You're like , oh

21:54

, this is what it's about and then it's

21:56

not . They give us some

21:58

things that say this could be what it's

22:00

about and they're like , nope .

22:02

Everybody's fine .

22:04

Everybody's fine .

22:06

Sometimes dead is better

22:08

. That's my Pet Sematary

22:11

impression . Thank you very much , everybody .

22:14

There it is . So then the big boss comes

22:16

in there and he's like mother failure , Good job

22:18

, dumb , dumb .

22:21

That's actually exactly his

22:24

whole stance throughout the whole movie .

22:26

He's just like a sarcastic judgmental

22:28

bitch . You're just like hold on

22:30

a second . He just transferred

22:32

the mind and the voice

22:34

of the dude into the robot

22:36

and then the robot moved around In any

22:38

scientific place , in any place in the world

22:41

. This would be .

22:42

It's the biggest breakthrough ever .

22:45

This is what Actually . This is literally

22:47

the biggest breakthrough ever this movie has

22:49

. The robot is the biggest breakthrough ever

22:51

. The transference , even if

22:54

it failed . Biggest breakthrough ever Because

22:56

it didn't totally fail . It didn't even

22:58

close , it worked .

23:00

It just doesn't sit . It's like , like

23:02

they say , organ donors . Sometimes it rejects

23:05

it . Right , like it worked , guys , this

23:07

is the craziest thing that's ever

23:09

happened on planet Earth , and they're

23:11

all like man boy , you suck man

23:13

, you're no good at this Get out of here .

23:15

We're throwing this project in the toilet

23:18

because we just wasted all that

23:20

money . You're like these guys

23:22

would be like you're the biggest brilliant

23:24

man that's ever existed . We

23:26

will do anything to make you happy . You're

23:29

going to figure it out they would do anything

23:31

to make this guy happy because this guy has

23:34

he's broken life or death , which

23:36

is insane .

23:37

He is playing God and we

23:40

never talk about it .

23:42

And that's the thing . Frankenstein , the book

23:44

that's . We still talk

23:46

about that book . All of

23:48

us have not read that book . I've not read that . Maybe

23:50

you ?

23:52

I have not read it and I need

23:54

to . I really do . I know it's

23:56

about playing God .

23:57

It's about life and death , and that is why that book

24:00

has endured , because it has

24:02

set up a thing where it's like there's a dead person

24:04

and now there's a Frankenstein monster

24:07

walking around . It's

24:09

the biggest . And what

24:12

is that ? That's a moral story , and it

24:14

talks about all that stuff , because

24:17

that's what it's all about .

24:19

It's about your thing , it's

24:22

all about the humanity of it , and

24:24

they just I just love it , because

24:26

when it's happening I'm like why

24:29

aren't people more excited ? But then they one up

24:31

at each time the next five minutes

24:33

they do something even crazier . This

24:37

is great cinema . Everybody

24:39

should see this movie .

24:40

So he's like I moved my family here , so

24:43

then he goes home and

24:45

she's got a young kid , Zoe , he's

24:47

got a middle son who has no name

24:50

a middle daughter who has

24:52

no name and , oh boy , eva

24:55

, eva . What's her face .

24:57

Yeah , I didn't catch her name . That's

24:59

weird .

25:00

No , I never caught her name , oh , and

25:03

they sort of mess with this one . The wife sort

25:05

of like , you know , he says we did it and

25:07

she's all like what about the soul ? And right

25:10

and wrong , and electrochemical

25:12

versus the soul ?

25:14

Dan , let me ask you a quick question

25:16

, right , because spoiler alert

25:18

. Pretty soon he's going to bring her back

25:20

with the same technology . Why

25:22

doesn't this come up again ? Why

25:25

doesn't she have some sort of internal

25:27

struggle about what she is ? I

25:30

don't understand . You set it up in the first

25:32

six minutes where she is like , oh

25:34

, it's not real , there's a soul , there's

25:36

a this and that . Why doesn't she have a moment

25:38

where she's like , oh my God , I am the soul as

25:40

demon ?

25:43

It's interesting . I was watching a thing where

25:45

Bill Hader talked about

25:47

a cure for a saw . Okay

25:50

, and there's like the one of his movies , like

25:53

the villain guy

25:55

he has a gun

25:57

and then the whole sort of first act

25:59

is him losing that gun and then him

26:01

second acts , him being untethered because he

26:03

doesn't have the gun Right . Interesting

26:06

. Because he needs to have his gun to perform , whatever

26:08

you know the very since he has to perform

26:10

. Though , what's

26:12

one of the guys that was working on the script

26:14

, like the old guy , he said let's

26:17

just start with him not having the gun , then

26:19

we're in it . Sure

26:23

, that's what this , this movie , needed to start

26:25

, with Shit

26:27

going down like the wife yeah , the

26:29

wife waking up . Sure

26:31

, yeah , we just have so much setup

26:33

of stuff we're not interested in .

26:36

Well , I don't know if I'm not interested

26:38

in it . It just doesn't make any sense . I

26:41

think you're right If we cut to

26:43

, if we skip all the signs , so I

26:45

don't have to watch it happen and think

26:47

to myself what the fuck is going on

26:49

here . Yeah , I think I would buy

26:51

it more if she just woke up and he's like , yeah , I brought

26:54

you back to life . I'd be like , okay , that's

26:56

fucking weird , but I don't think about it too much

26:58

because they're not showing it to me . Yeah

27:00

, it's just

27:02

, we have 45 minutes before

27:04

he even brings them back to life . It's crazy . Oh

27:07

, yeah , at least .

27:08

So they go on a trip , there's a storm , they

27:11

avoid running into one truck and

27:13

then a tree falls down . The wife

27:15

is impaled , so the kids are back

27:17

watches . Mom dies , then he

27:19

, like , goes over the side and then everyone

27:22

dies , and

27:24

now dead .

27:25

Okay , so I

27:27

have a couple of things , and first of all the tree

27:30

branch that falls and kills Alice

27:32

, eve . Yeah , why

27:34

can we hear it falling

27:36

? I don't know if you've ever been

27:38

in a car before , dan , but

27:40

to get from when a tree

27:42

branch starts falling and then falls

27:45

to the right angle , I'm pretty far

27:47

away in a car . I'm not going to hear

27:49

the snapping of the tree . It would be a surprise

27:52

. That's just bad filmmaking

27:54

because it telegraphs . She's going to die . Imagine

27:57

them driving oh all of a sudden

27:59

, it just fucking comes through the windshield . That's

28:01

a moment , yeah , Like that is

28:03

. That would be like holy shit . What just

28:06

happened , Instead of like is a tree falling . I

28:08

think there's a tree . Look at that , Kilder . Big

28:10

deal , Bad filmmaking . That's

28:12

all that is . Now . Here's my other question

28:15

. He kills

28:17

his whole family . He shouldn't

28:19

be driving straight up . He

28:21

should not be driving in this storm

28:24

as fast as he's driving right . He

28:26

kills his whole family . Why don't we deal

28:28

with that ? That should be part

28:30

of the reason he needs to bring them back

28:33

so badly . But he never has this weird

28:35

internal struggle of whether I should

28:37

do it or not . He's just like well , I should

28:39

probably do this . I think , listen

28:42

, they're dead , but it's not that big of a

28:44

deal because I could bring them back to life

28:46

.

28:47

Yeah , I mean , that's another path that easily

28:49

could go with on this movie is his descent into

28:51

madness .

28:53

Please , please , yes , you

28:55

go . You should be going crazy . You go crazy

28:58

for even more reason than we're going to talk about

29:00

soon , but continue , okay

29:02

.

29:02

So boom , he calls up middle ditch , he brings

29:04

the equipment and they just apparently

29:07

in less than six minutes , because

29:09

I've heard death .

29:10

I've heard death can happen in six minutes

29:13

.

29:13

He probably kept them in the water , so their bodies be

29:15

.

29:16

Is the storm still happening when

29:18

middle ditch arrives ?

29:19

They do make the line . I think they do

29:21

the line . Storms come and go like in a flash

29:23

, because they do places like that ?

29:25

The storm rolls in and just and just .

29:27

this is tropical . Those storms come and

29:29

then it's like beautiful , he

29:32

brings it out there and then

29:34

he just , you know , puts all their their

29:36

minds on hard drives , minds on hard drives

29:39

.

29:39

Now they the . What

29:42

they don't talk about is how do

29:44

you make a clone ?

29:47

Well , what they have , then they talk about . He's

29:49

like okay , now . I've got to clone them

29:52

. But also he says to

29:54

middle , ditch okay , and you have to get rid of

29:56

the bodies . So

29:58

that's my favorite . There's some

30:00

there's . We're coming to the weirdest things ever

30:02

. He's like , yeah , I can't deal

30:04

with getting rid of my , my , my people's

30:07

bodies . You got to do it . And he's like , okay

30:09

, yeah , it's like that's kind of a , that's

30:11

a big ass , but I'm doing it for you , bro , but

30:14

I'll do it because you're my best friend

30:16

, dan .

30:17

Let me tell you something .

30:19

You got to dig , though I'm not getting rid of your dead

30:21

bodies .

30:21

You got to dig those graves yourself . She

30:23

has to do it with you . You

30:25

know what I mean . Like I'll help you but

30:27

I'm not doing it by myself . That's

30:30

, that's messed up . Nope , You're doing

30:32

it . You need

30:34

to feel it because you need to be . You killed them . You

30:36

need to feel this , but

30:38

no , he just escapes the pain of it . It's

30:40

just like I don't want to look at these dead bodies

30:43

. I want to look at the alive bodies that we're about

30:45

to make . Can you , can you just put them in

30:47

a bottle of acid or something for me ?

30:49

So Middletch has to , he's got to , he's

30:52

got to go get the cloning . The cloning takes

30:54

, because they based on this movie . They just

30:56

have no Dan Laying it around

30:58

.

30:59

What's confusing is the first part

31:01

of this movie is all about this robot

31:03

and transferring the mind

31:06

to that , as if that's like this big thing . But then

31:08

they just casually dropped like oh yeah , by

31:10

the way , I also clone things . Yeah

31:12

, so I'm just going to go get my cloning vats

31:14

and bring them over , bust

31:16

them out . Nobody , no

31:19

, I don't . Would you even be

31:21

worried about this mind transference if

31:23

you can clone people ? Those

31:25

are two very big projects that are both being

31:28

very successful at the same time , which

31:30

is insane . Yeah

31:32

, I love it so much

31:34

. Just so casual , because Middletch

31:37

is like well , you know , I've I've cloned some goats

31:39

and stuff . Like I could probably clone people

31:41

. Sure , it's not . I

31:43

mean , how can you be that confident ? No one has ever cloned a

31:45

person before in the history of the world . Just

31:47

because you cloned a couple of animals , you're like I could

31:49

definitely tweak my algorithm

31:51

, which is a word they use way

31:54

too much in this movie . Oh , tweak the

31:56

algorithm , I could make human work .

31:57

Yeah , I think you better be careful

32:00

about saying something like . No one has done this before

32:02

.

32:03

Do you think that we've done it ?

32:04

Of course they've done it .

32:06

Sure To humans . Sure , why not ? You're

32:09

telling me right now . You're

32:11

telling me right now there are human clones walking

32:13

around , right

32:16

no ?

32:17

Why no ?

32:19

What happened . Let me you know what . You're actually probably

32:21

right , because remember when were they cloning goats

32:23

? Was that the 90s ? Yeah 2000s

32:26

, yeah , and then ? Have you heard anything

32:28

since then ? Oh , we're not allowed to . That's

32:31

what I'm saying . So you're actually probably right . There's

32:33

probably cloning humans all over the place . Not

32:36

all over the place , but I'm sure , I'm sure they've

32:38

done it .

32:38

I'm sure they've done it in China , maybe in Russia

32:41

, I would think so . I mean , why not

32:43

?

32:43

I don't know .

32:44

Why not do it ? Why would you not just have a lab

32:46

doing it ? It's stupid not to be

32:48

doing it .

32:49

I agree with you . I'm just saying have

32:52

we figured it out ? Oh sure , it's

32:54

nothing . You know what I mean ?

32:55

No , I watched this one thing about this guy that

32:57

had his favorite bull like

33:00

a cow bull and

33:02

he just kept having it cloned . He's on

33:05

number three or number four .

33:10

I don't even know how to respond to that . First

33:13

of all , I don't know if I knew that we were that into

33:16

the cloning .

33:17

There's nothing , tony , you gotta remember . There's nothing

33:20

complex about this . The

33:22

science of it , cloning , cloning , yeah

33:24

cloning is very easy .

33:25

That can't be right . No , there's no way

33:27

that . Listen , I don't know things

33:30

. It's incredibly easy . There's

33:32

no way that cloning something is incredibly easy

33:34

. What do you mean ? What

33:36

? How do I do it ? It's very incredible .

33:39

I mean you just take the DNA and

33:41

you soup it together and boom , boom , boom .

33:44

Nope , see the boom , boom , boom's where I'm getting confused

33:47

. Yeah , I mean , how does it ? How does it .

33:48

I mean , there's your phrase it they clone animals

33:51

all the time

33:53

. So cloning is human , human , just an animal

33:55

.

33:56

I mean , there are some , but does it work here

33:58

? You know what I mean You're

34:02

gonna get another Tony .

34:03

That's like pain in the ass , like you know but

34:05

you're gonna get but if you brought

34:07

, you're gonna have a little kid . That's gonna

34:09

be . That's gonna look like you . Sure , gonna

34:11

look exactly the same as you .

34:13

But it won't be me . That's why we need

34:16

the first part of the movie . That's what you're telling

34:18

me the mind

34:20

transplant . That's why we needed that .

34:22

All the clone is is just reproducing

34:25

the basic genetic material

34:28

. You have a basic genetic material

34:30

. You can make that again and

34:32

then have a woman carry that to term

34:34

and then you're gonna have a , have a baby

34:37

. That's gonna come out and however you raise that

34:39

baby , it's gonna be

34:41

however it is .

34:43

No , I need it to be exactly me . So I need the mind

34:45

map . That's the okay . No , you're

34:47

never gonna do the mind .

34:49

The mind map thing you're never going to be able

34:51

to do . That's why cloning stuff is

34:53

always so stupid . It's just

34:55

too much information . And you know

34:57

your brain as it evolves

35:00

it makes all these

35:02

decisions about how everything fits together

35:04

. I'm pretty sure I don't know about it . But you know , your brain

35:06

grows in certain ways and like

35:08

if you made a clone of you and raised

35:11

it and then you probably did a bunch

35:13

of MRI mapping of the brain , I'm

35:15

sure the brains would be quite a bit different .

35:18

Yeah .

35:19

I would guess , I would guess , I would guess .

35:22

So then , this movie makes perfect sense . What are you complaining

35:24

about ? Well , they have to mind map

35:26

in order to get the clones to be exactly like

35:28

they were before . This is perfect . These

35:30

are just stepping stones . This

35:32

is great storytelling .

35:35

The problem with it is is they grow

35:37

an adult human female

35:39

who I guess is 30 , 32

35:41

years old I would guess 32 years . I

35:44

think she's a little bit older than that 30 , 35

35:47

years old . Whatever they grow 35

35:49

year old in 17 days that's

35:51

insane . The idea

35:53

that you could grow a thing in

35:55

17 days that

35:58

takes 35 years to grow

36:00

that's insane .

36:01

Okay , so that part is . I don't know what's crazy

36:04

and what's not in this movie . That's

36:06

beyond crazy . Now is it

36:08

weird that he's able to adjust

36:10

the algorithm to make them all different

36:13

ages in the exact same amount of

36:15

time ? Because that part blew

36:17

my mind .

36:18

Well , I mean , you're dealing with something

36:20

that can't the math of any of this can't

36:22

work . And so saying a line like I'm

36:25

going to make it so that the 12

36:28

year old is it

36:30

comes out of the tank at the same time as the 35

36:32

year old , sure , why not ? I mean

36:35

, yeah .

36:36

But I love it because it was just an afterthought

36:39

. Keanu , they're staring at the tubes and he's

36:41

like are they all going to come out at the same time

36:43

? And Middlegear's like oh , why didn't

36:45

you tell me that before Now ? I have to change my

36:47

algorithm on the fly right

36:50

now . And done , I did it

36:52

, I did it . I can't believe he asked me to do that . He

36:54

does it so quickly .

36:55

He does it so quickly . But also we're like oh

36:58

okay , so you know , this is your classic

37:00

science fiction setup . He's like well

37:02

, let me change the algorithm . I have to do it on the fly

37:04

. Well , it has to go wrong .

37:06

Science fiction .

37:07

It has to this one science fiction , all the science

37:09

fiction just goes right all the time , 100%

37:12

.

37:12

this is the best sci-fi ever

37:15

. They do everything exactly

37:17

right and nothing goes wrong . It's unbelievable

37:20

.

37:21

Because then we get the other thing and he's like you got

37:23

to stay home here and watch the pods

37:25

for 17 days and make sure

37:27

that nothing , the power never goes

37:29

out .

37:30

And if the power goes out .

37:31

That's going to be a big problem . Nothing

37:34

, the power never goes out . Power has to go out

37:36

. The power has to go out .

37:36

The power has to go out . Power

37:39

there's not even a flicker , there's

37:41

not even like a light flicker . And he's like , oh

37:43

shit , is my power going out ? Nope , everything's

37:45

fine . This guy's got great power .

37:48

Now , tony , why does he steal

37:50

all the batteries in the out of the cars

37:52

in the neighborhoods ?

37:53

He doesn't have a generator , so

37:55

his backup option is running off of all

37:57

of the car batteries . How

38:00

does he do that ? You're

38:02

worried about that , dan . Did

38:04

you hear all the stuff we've already done

38:07

? Here's my question about the situation

38:09

. Why would you steal every battery

38:11

but your own battery , if

38:14

?

38:14

you could get that one first . That would be the first one

38:16

you've got .

38:17

It's right outside my garage . I

38:19

would . That's two seconds . I got a battery , boom

38:21

, I'm done . But when the police

38:23

come and they're like sir , someone

38:27

came and stole all the batteries out of all

38:29

of the cars in your neighborhood . Did they hit you ? No

38:31

, they didn't hit me . Cuff them because

38:34

this guy did it . That's ridiculous

38:36

. He's the only one that doesn't have one stolen

38:38

and they just are like oh weird , I guess you're

38:40

lucky . See you later , sir .

38:42

But it's literally absurd the

38:44

idea that you could steal batteries

38:46

out of even one car . Sure

38:48

, like people

38:51

lock their cars , so you're gonna break the window

38:53

of every car , cars are gonna be alarmed

38:55

and then getting a battery out of a car

38:57

and then toting it back to your house . It's

38:59

. This is so much work and it would make

39:02

so much noise , why he probably had a wagon .

39:04

You see , he put them in a wagon , little red

39:06

wagon , dragged it down the street , because that's not

39:08

gonna make any noise .

39:09

A wagon with 17 car batteries

39:11

piled up in it .

39:13

It is silent .

39:16

Oh my God . Okay

39:18

, so we're a little ahead of ourselves

39:20

.

39:21

I know sorry , we were starting to jump all over . It's

39:23

just too fun .

39:24

We've only got three cloning pods . And

39:27

he gets pissed off . He's pissed off , he's

39:31

like why do you only have three ? Blah , blah , blah

39:33

, blah , blah , blah , blah . And the dude's just he

39:36

says a funny line and-

39:38

.

39:39

Middle ditch .

39:40

I can't sneeze out another . That's

39:42

what he says .

39:43

I can't sneeze out another . I'm sneezing

39:46

it out , but it's just like you know .

39:48

It's like here , here , here

39:50

, tony , here's us , here's $10,000

39:52

. 10,000 , I need 25,000

39:54

. You're a giant asshole for not giving me

39:56

as much as I need .

39:58

First of all , dan , that's a terrible , terrible

40:01

comparison , cause I would totally do that . Fuck

40:03

, 10,000 is nothing in

40:05

2023 , dan , how dare

40:07

you undervalue me like that

40:09

, you , son of a

40:11

bitch ? Now

40:15

do you want to ?

40:16

talk about who gets to be potted

40:18

, yeah 100% .

40:20

So , he gets upset because there's only three pods

40:22

, but he's got four family members . Now

40:25

you think to yourself oh shit , okay

40:28

, now we've got like a Sophie's Choice moment

40:30

coming and he's gonna have repercussions

40:32

throughout the rest of the movie . Don't worry

40:34

about that , it doesn't matter at all . But

40:37

he literally goes

40:39

to the kitchen , he writes

40:41

everyone's name down on a piece of

40:43

paper , throws it into a

40:46

bowl like a fucking improv

40:48

game and just picks a name

40:50

out of the bowl .

40:51

He's like oh , this bitch is dead .

40:52

You missed it , don't you ?

40:53

This is no .

40:54

He makes middle-ditch to it .

40:56

Does that work out ? No , no , you got it all

40:58

wrong . This is the . This

41:00

is what makes this movie so crazy . He

41:02

goes to middle-ditch and he's like you gotta pick

41:04

. And he's like I

41:06

gotta pick which of your family members

41:09

is going to die ? And

41:11

he's like , yep , I can't do it , it's too

41:13

hard . You're doing it , and middle-ditch

41:15

is just like no , no time out

41:17

, bro , I'm her , you know . Peace out

41:19

, I'm gone . You're picking , get

41:22

a bit . So

41:26

we cut to the next scene . He's sitting there

41:28

and we don't have him pull it out . We just

41:30

see the name Zoe on the piece of paper , and

41:33

Zoe , the youngest daughter

41:35

, the daughter that he has the most connection with , is

41:37

the one that must die . Yeah , yeah

41:39

, okay , hold on a second . This

41:42

is not how this goes down . You

41:45

pull out Zoe's name . You know what you do .

41:47

You throw Zoe's name back in .

41:49

And you pull it out again , you throw it in

41:51

again , and then you lose your mind . And

41:54

then you keep picking until you find

41:56

the one you wanna kill . He has

41:58

to pick till he finds the one he

42:00

wants to kill , and

42:02

that's because it has

42:05

to be a moral decision here

42:07

.

42:07

Everything is just like I don't wanna deal

42:09

with it . So I'm just gonna not deal with it . And

42:11

then you know it's fine , everything's fine , we don't deal

42:14

with anything . He needs to

42:16

see that name and be like I

42:18

can't , I cannot kill

42:20

her . She has to come back

42:22

. And then he picks different one . He's

42:25

like fuck it this

42:27

one's dead .

42:28

Yep , he has to , he has to . There's

42:30

like this new commercial where , like

42:32

, they're talking about that , it's like a family

42:35

, and there's like they have to cut someone off

42:37

of the thing . Oh , thanks and they

42:39

go around and eventually the dad has to .

42:41

He votes himself off the island . Yeah

42:43

, cause he's the one doing it . He's like well , it can't

42:45

be mom , cause she's very successful . It can't

42:47

be you , cause you're too . It can't be you , cause you get

42:50

good grades , and I guess it's me . Yeah

42:52

, it's very funny commercial .

42:53

It's a funny commercial because it's real . Because

42:56

, we all understand that this thing's

42:58

just like we've set up this great conundrum . Nope

43:01

, we haven't forget it .

43:03

Don't worry , I don't know why I wrote

43:05

that last scene . How do I get out of this as quickly

43:07

as possible ?

43:09

Oh , that's one page . We went through one page . How

43:11

many pages ? You got Three and a half .

43:14

Oh , we're in trouble . This could be

43:16

a four hour epic everybody .

43:18

Okay , so the other thing he does is

43:21

that he is able to go

43:23

through each

43:25

of their brains and delete Zoe

43:27

from their brains .

43:29

We gotta talk about this , dad . This

43:31

is out . Of all of the things

43:33

that they do in this movie , this is

43:35

the most ludicrous , Because

43:39

memories are so intertwined

43:41

. It's not like there's a file path

43:43

. That's like delete everything that has

43:45

Zoe in it and enter run

43:48

my algorithm here . No

43:50

, everything reminds you of something

43:52

, everything , even if they're not there

43:54

. You're like oh , zoe would love it . How do

43:56

you get rid of all of those things ? So specific

43:59

that you don't change the person's

44:01

personality ? What's

44:04

so ?

44:06

You do it in VR . I mean because everything can be done in VR

44:08

.

44:08

Everything in VR makes it easier . You

44:11

would be changing every single one of their personalities

44:14

to an astronomical

44:16

degree that you wouldn't even be able to

44:18

predict , which is

44:21

I would see that . Let's see the fallout

44:23

of him , erasing memories . Nope , it's

44:26

totally fine , don't worry about it .

44:28

No , then it turns out

44:30

that he has to go back to work . Then Middle

44:32

Ditch has to come back and do the pods

44:34

, which doesn't really mean anything , goes

44:36

back to work , everybody bugs with him and

44:39

he's back at home and then one of the kids

44:41

teacher's comes and's like where's the kid ? And

44:43

he's all like there somewhere

44:46

and he just like gets rid of her and it's

44:48

not even an issue .

44:50

Because Middle Ditch told her a lie

44:52

that the kid got sick and is spending

44:54

time with his grandparents . And then Keanu

44:57

is like why would you tell him that His grandparents

44:59

are dead and then we never

45:02

deal with that again ? It

45:05

doesn't make any sense . Why

45:07

send that up if nobody's gonna

45:09

deal with it ?

45:10

It's like the ultimate comedy that sets up

45:13

all these things and then never pays any

45:15

of them off Just totally forgets

45:18

that it didn't .

45:18

Don't worry about it , it's so bizarre .

45:22

Okay , let's see . So then . William spent some

45:24

time faking everybody's lives , breaking

45:27

up with the boyfriend , that the daughter has

45:29

.

45:29

It's a little creepy . Can we just talk about ?

45:31

that it's super weird and

45:34

I just I couldn't pay attention during

45:36

this part because I'm just like why are we even

45:38

doing this ? Who cares ?

45:39

We should not be doing it because , out of all

45:41

of the things that you've set up , this is the one thing

45:43

you wanna try to make sure makes sense . Come

45:46

on , pick the right battles , guys . Nobody cares

45:49

about this stuff right now , but

45:51

I think now answer

45:53

me this , stan . Yeah , what

45:56

if we put Nicholas Cage

45:58

in this movie ? All right , and

46:00

instead of being like cool , calm and

46:02

collected Keanu ?

46:04

it's Nicholas .

46:04

Cage , slowly losing his fucking mind

46:07

, trying to figure out how to cover all this . I

46:09

think that's a pretty entertaining film . And he's over

46:11

here talking to these kids . He's like what the fuck's

46:13

going on ? What am I gonna ? Oh God , I

46:16

would watch that movie .

46:17

I would watch that movie . I think that would be fun . It

46:20

would be a movie . This isn't a movie . This

46:22

is like a skeletal

46:25

plot of saying oh well

46:27

, this could happen , then this would happen , then this would happen , and

46:30

then Keanu's , just like I took

46:33

care of it .

46:35

And I'm not bagging on Keanu at all right

46:37

now . This is not . I don't put the oneness

46:39

on him . He's great

46:41

. I love him to death . This is

46:43

not a movie that makes sense .

46:45

I don't think they put it on the page , the

46:47

writer's like no , no , no , God , no . So

46:49

boom , they come 17

46:51

days , they come out of the thing , and then

46:54

he's all like well , but you haven't figured

46:56

out how to get the brains into the bodies

46:58

. And he's all like , oh , let me induce

47:00

a coma so they're out for three more days . So we

47:02

bought another three days , which is like okay

47:05

.

47:05

Do they think that this adds drama to

47:08

it ? Where they're like , oh shit , we gotta pull

47:10

him right now . What are you gonna do ? You haven't

47:12

figured out how to do it . What are you gonna do ? I'll just sedate him . It's

47:15

fine . Don't panic , thomas

47:17

Middletch . It's fine , I'm gonna sedate

47:19

him . It's so weird . There's no

47:21

reason to do this . It doesn't add dramatic

47:24

tension , it doesn't make it more interesting

47:26

, it just delays even

47:28

further till we get to the real movie

47:31

. Quote unquote .

47:32

Yep , so it's finally time

47:34

. He's like . He does

47:36

a lot of thinking and then he finally figures

47:38

out that the problem was that when

47:40

you put the mind into the robot , it

47:42

wasn't their body . So

47:45

if you're putting them into their body , then it's okay

47:48

, right , isn't ?

47:49

that what he just figured out . That's only half

47:52

of what he figures out . He also figures out

47:54

if you can write an algorithm

47:56

to make the robot

47:58

brain think that it's inside

48:00

of a real body , then it will accept

48:03

that body . Oh , so he

48:05

solved both .

48:06

So he realizes the one problem he solved

48:08

both problems simultaneously . He realizes

48:10

the one problem isn't a problem , the robot

48:12

problem he solves .

48:14

Okay , so he doesn't know how to solve it .

48:15

He solves the robot problem .

48:17

Now , dan , was there a

48:19

brief moment , cause there was a good two

48:21

minutes of this movie where I thought the answer

48:23

was love . When he touches

48:25

her arm and her heart starts

48:28

beating , or whatever . Is that

48:30

monitor ? Is it the brain activity that's being monitored

48:32

, maybe ? Whatever it is , I was like , oh , is

48:34

the secret ingredient love ?

48:36

Is that ?

48:36

what this movie's about .

48:38

I thought it was helpful . So like he has to have

48:40

sex with her while the transfer is happening .

48:42

I mean listen , if that's what's gotta happen

48:45

, that's what's gotta happen you know , give it a shot

48:47

, Keanu .

48:48

Then he has to have sex with his daughter , then

48:50

he makes middle ditch have sex with his daughter

48:52

, then he has to hire , like a Puerto

48:55

Rican prostitute , to have sex with her . What's

48:58

up ?

49:01

Why are they Puerto Rican ? Cause

49:03

they're Puerto .

49:04

Rico . Oh , cause they're Puerto Rican . All

49:06

right , all right , I got it . I mean , yeah , I guess you

49:08

could fly in a prostitute on the helicopter

49:10

. That's mainland .

49:12

I just thought for sure , because when they I

49:14

don't know if you remember this , dan , but when they take her

49:17

out of the pots , they take Alice Eve

49:19

. The only one you see come out of the pot is

49:21

Alice Eve , cause obviously they're

49:23

gonna show children naked right , but

49:25

Alice Eve , we're gonna take a peek . Thomas

49:28

Middleditch is so creepy

49:30

in that scene . He's like they

49:32

take her out and they're holding . He says something

49:35

about her being beautiful . I don't remember

49:37

what it was and I was like this guy's gonna go

49:39

make a ton of clones and just have sex

49:41

with them .

49:43

Laying around brain dead in his apartment

49:46

. Why did you have these ? Why did

49:48

you take these home ? I'm just doing this for you , don't

49:50

worry about it , boss , I'm figuring stuff

49:52

out . It's all science , jesus

49:55

Okay so boom , let's

49:59

see what's happening . I

50:01

know I'm sorry .

50:02

Okay boom .

50:03

So then they do Mona , and first she's

50:06

like oh , that's the wife Mona , Her name is Mona

50:08

.

50:08

Hey , mona , you did it . That's a terrible name

50:10

, that's why we didn't remember it . Not sorry

50:12

if anyone out there is named Mona . That was

50:14

rude .

50:15

So boom , boom , boom , they've done the transfer . They're

50:18

like she's rejecting it , she's rejecting it , and then

50:20

she goes oh , I'm awake , I'm like hey .

50:22

Well , it's just a very gentle shake

50:24

. It's not even a seizure , not

50:26

that I want her to have a seizure . I'm just saying , like

50:28

it's just kind of a gentle , this it

50:31

doesn't . How would that be her

50:33

rejecting a brain ? First of all , the

50:35

other guy ripped his own face off . I

50:37

would see that If Keanu

50:39

had to watch his wife , who he killed

50:41

, then brought back to life , tear her

50:44

own face off . That's

50:46

intense , I don't know , man Nah

50:48

, but she's fine , don't worry about it .

50:50

So then he of course immediately sedates

50:53

her . He's got to sedate everybody , because

50:55

this is the creepiest movie

50:57

ever .

50:58

Well , he's got to clean the house . Got to clean the house

51:00

. That's what it's like with those movies

51:02

where the kids have a party when the parents are away

51:04

. He's like I got to clean up before they see the house

51:06

. Oh no , oh

51:09

, let me ask you a question about clones . Okay , since

51:11

you seem so knowledgeable about clones . There's

51:13

nothing special . Clones is nothing special . We

51:16

, we grew something special

51:18

. Hold on , we grew a full size

51:20

woman in 17 days in

51:22

a bottle Right and she

51:24

comes out . What is her muscle

51:27

mass ? Like Zero . Okay

51:29

, great , that's what I was like .

51:31

She's got to be a noodle .

51:32

Yeah Right , she's got to learn how to do all

51:34

that , all right .

51:36

You know , like my mom had like knee replacement

51:38

surgery and they had to like put her , they

51:40

put her on this machine . There was like meh

51:43

, meh , meh , meh , and you know that's

51:45

what they do to you , like if you're in a

51:47

coma and shit don't . They do shit like that to

51:49

you . I think so .

51:50

Well , yeah , they got to keep your body active , otherwise it dies

51:52

, right ? I don't know . I

51:55

don't know .

51:56

It just dies . No , yeah it just

51:58

dies .

51:59

Four to six hours it dies .

52:01

You have to . You know , muscles they're

52:04

just muscles , they don't work . You know

52:06

you got to work your muscles .

52:08

Right , Okay , see , that was where I was at when

52:10

this was happening . I was like , how was she going to just

52:12

? And then she runs Day one , she

52:14

goes for a run . I was like , how was she doing

52:17

this ?

52:17

This is unbelievable , just like if you'd been on

52:19

bed . Just think about if you were on bed rest for

52:21

17 days , 20 days

52:23

, 20 days I had aren't

52:26

you stopping me surgery three times

52:28

, which is ?

52:29

embarrassing .

52:30

Why didn't you get it ? You should have gotten it right the first time , Tony

52:32

.

52:34

No , the three different injuries . One of

52:36

them is a surfing injury . It's a pretty great story

52:38

. I wasn't surfing

52:40

, I was taking pictures of my brother surfing and

52:43

I was in the ocean and a wave hit me and I

52:45

got tossed and then I couldn't get out of the ocean . My brother had

52:47

a fireman carrying me out of the beach

52:49

. It was intense . I

52:52

tell people it's a surfing accident . That make it sound cooler

52:54

. But I was just standing in the ocean .

52:56

Anyhow , that's called an ocean accident .

52:58

No , it's called a surfing accident , because I'm a

53:00

cool bro bro .

53:04

You were laid out .

53:06

That is like three to four days

53:08

tops . It's quick recovery

53:11

and I was walking , but I'm

53:13

in physical therapy for two months Just

53:16

working on it , because it's not the same . It

53:19

was laid out for three to four days and

53:21

I'm like I have to go in and do some shit

53:24

work now for months just to get it back

53:26

to what it was . This is ridiculous .

53:31

I got another for you , so boom

53:33

. I asked to get the house ready and then

53:35

I wrote he threw away Zoe . Does he throw

53:37

away the because he still has Zoe on

53:39

a hard drive , right , or something ?

53:41

Well , he throws away all her stuff .

53:45

No , he didn't throw away the hard drive , because later

53:47

. He takes all her

53:49

stuff and like throws it in the trash . Can You're

53:51

just like okay

53:53

?

53:55

Now , Dan , we kind of skipped

53:57

over the talk that I wanted to have which

53:59

is Thomas Middledish keeps

54:01

telling Keanu that

54:04

they only have one shot at this . Why

54:07

do they only have one shot at this ? Why

54:09

don't they have enough genetic material

54:12

to do it over and over and over and over and over

54:14

and over again ?

54:15

Because the program is shutting down and they won't have access

54:17

to the materials .

54:19

So you think that's why it is . I

54:21

mean , I have to assume that's why it is . I

54:24

just thought it was weird that they keep he keeps

54:26

being like we only got one shot . It has to work

54:28

. I was like why don't you just have a bunch of

54:30

genetic material in your fridge and

54:32

then you can try it a million times ?

54:35

Yeah , well , yeah , they're not going to have access to

54:37

this material because the program is shutting down and

54:39

they're going to be locked out forever .

54:41

And think about this Dan , what if you make four

54:44

Alice , eves ?

54:45

Okay , keep on cooking them .

54:47

You just keep on cooking them , but each time you

54:49

alter their brain . Because he seems to be able

54:51

to do that , no problem , he can do anything . You

54:54

can be like oh , we're four twins

54:56

that are all married to the same guy . Look

54:59

at that . Now , that's a movie

55:02

I want to see . Hold on , four twins

55:04

Quadruplets , right

55:06

, quadruplets . We're four

55:08

twins . We're four sets . We're

55:11

four twins . We're four sets of

55:13

identical twins . So there's eight of them . Now

55:16

there's eight Alice , eves . They all think they're four

55:18

twins . It's great . He

55:20

could have a lot of fun if he could just remap people's

55:22

brains all the time .

55:23

This seems like a way in brothers movie . So

55:28

the next morning they all wake up . Everybody's

55:30

fine , except the kids are

55:33

like ravenously hungry Did

55:35

you think that ? Was going somewhere and they like

55:37

the one kid like seemed

55:39

to like eat off the side

55:41

of the plate . There was like a whole kind of weird thing

55:43

with that .

55:44

Well , and later he misses his

55:46

plate . When he's like putting mashed potatoes

55:49

, he puts it in his milk and Alice

55:51

and the mom , mona's like oh , you missed

55:54

your plate . He goes what ? And

55:56

then we never deal with that again Because

55:58

I . And then when she goes on her run

56:00

, when the kids are eating nonstop

56:02

, she goes on her run and at the end of the run she like

56:05

stops because she's having pain in her chest

56:07

. Never deal with that again , I

56:11

don't . I thought for sure

56:13

when they woke up things were going to go

56:15

awry pretty quickly because there

56:17

were point , signs of point to it , and

56:20

then we just move right along .

56:22

William has to go back into the clinic because

56:25

they got a new one coming in . The

56:27

dude comes in and then he's all like looking

56:29

at the thing and he's like we can't

56:31

do this one . And the middle ditch

56:33

is like why can't we do this one ? Like in secret

56:36

. And he's all like cause I've

56:38

grown a conch , I have a conscience now

56:40

.

56:41

Yeah , when did he do that ? When he re

56:43

grew his fucking family that he

56:45

murdered ? That doesn't make any sense .

56:47

Shouldn't he just say let's get his cortex , and

56:49

then let's make a clone , and then let's make this

56:51

guy back again ? It's 17

56:53

days .

56:54

We know exactly how to make real

56:56

. Why are we still trying to make this robot

56:59

thing happen ? We can make a perfect

57:01

clone of him with his own

57:03

brain and we can just keep

57:05

remaking him over and over . This guy can live forever

57:07

, shouldn't it ?

57:09

I mean , here's what you should have done . He should have said okay

57:11

, I've got an idea , bring me those cloning

57:13

tanks that I just snuck in the back because

57:15

I'm going to clone this guy

57:18

and I'm going to do this , and then in 17 days we're going

57:20

to done and done and done and this is going to buy us time

57:22

for the project where we're going to . You know , it would

57:24

have been a whole bias time and the boss would have been like

57:26

good job , wow , you're so brilliant , what

57:28

a guy . But

57:31

instead the boss is like you suck again .

57:36

You're a real piece of shit over here .

57:38

So what is his real solution ?

57:40

now His real

57:42

solution is to then use himself , which

57:45

I don't even understand , dan

57:47

. How and where does he do this , tony

57:49

? Just in the bathroom , just

57:51

in the sanitary stall of

57:54

the multi-use bathroom . I think it's the

57:56

unsanitary . Oh

57:58

, I'm sorry , did I say sanitary ? You're

58:00

right , I meant unsanitary , free

58:03

use bathroom . And what is he going to ?

58:04

do ? When

58:07

is he going to do ? What is he going to do ?

58:09

Oh , I was like , because he's just taking a 10-2

58:11

and he's going to do it at the same time , as it's

58:13

going to do Just

58:15

right away . He's going to do it right now , wouldn't

58:18

? His boss is in the bathroom with him .

58:20

But what physically happens to him ?

58:23

Nothing , oh well . So he puts

58:25

on the helmet with the needle in

58:27

the eye and he's like , oh boy , this

58:29

is going to hurt . So then he grabs the

58:31

dirty handrail that everybody uses

58:33

to kid up when they're done pooping , and

58:37

then he just kind of braces himself . He

58:39

doesn't even hold his eye open

58:41

, which I have a problem with because , again , just

58:44

for eye drops I have to do this . If I was putting a needle

58:46

into my eye , you would need to like clamp

58:49

these open and make sure my head

58:51

is like so squished that it would never

58:53

move . So it shoots

58:55

into his eye A needle

58:58

. He's totally awake . A

59:00

needle shoots into his eye

59:02

and he somehow is so still

59:04

that it doesn't destroy his eye

59:06

. If that was me

59:08

, dan , my eye would be a gelatin

59:11

right now , because that would go in and

59:13

I'd be like , oh no , and

59:15

it would just tear it to shreds . But

59:18

he's fine .

59:19

Yeah , he's totally fine . He's had a gigantic

59:21

I don't know 16 inch

59:23

needle .

59:25

Well enough to go into the brain right

59:27

, like it's deep it

59:29

is deep in there that is plunged

59:31

through his .

59:32

what is it ?

59:33

the cornea , like the thing right there , it's straight in the

59:35

cornea which if

59:37

you , if someone no

59:39

, it does no damage to him . The

59:42

amount of pain . One would again

59:45

make him move , but two , that has

59:47

to ruin your eye right , Like there's not just

59:49

like a pathway in the eye that you can

59:51

get all the way back to the brain and not

59:53

damage a single thing .

59:55

I don't know , can't there ? It's no

59:57

. No , your cornea is in the way

1:00:00

it's , and it's a thing , it's

1:00:02

. It's a thing . You can't poke a hole through a cornea

1:00:05

. You can't . Your eye is not going to work

1:00:07

anymore .

1:00:08

Listen , if we have any ophthalmologists

1:00:10

in the in the chat right now , somebody

1:00:13

tell us . If there is a hole you can get

1:00:15

from the start of your eye to your

1:00:17

brain and not damage anything

1:00:19

.

1:00:20

I thought he was going to come out of there and have like a patch

1:00:22

on his eye and be like no no , no , it's just a

1:00:24

trickle of blood .

1:00:25

And then Thomas Middleton , just just just like casually

1:00:28

hey , are you bleeding through your eye , or wait

1:00:30

what ?

1:00:30

is it ? Are you crying ?

1:00:31

blood the boss , I think .

1:00:32

Oh , is that who does it ?

1:00:34

Somebody does it , I don't know . No

1:00:36

one's concerned that he's crying

1:00:38

blood out of his eyeball . He's

1:00:40

walking around like nothing happened and

1:00:43

he sees just fine . So mission

1:00:45

accomplished , I would say .

1:00:49

Um boom . So

1:00:53

his plan is that he's going to upload himself into

1:00:55

the robot to prove that the thing works

1:00:57

.

1:00:58

Okay , well , cause he can write

1:01:00

the algorithm to see his

1:01:02

body , because he

1:01:04

knows his body , he's figured out

1:01:06

an algorithm . Anybody . Anybody else wouldn't be able

1:01:08

to write it , cause they don't know his body

1:01:10

, you see , except his wife . You

1:01:14

better believe it .

1:01:15

Boom , they get home . He gets home , mom

1:01:17

is missing . Mom's like I'm missing memories and

1:01:20

he's like you're just sick , go to bed . And

1:01:22

then they're like the kids are all dreaming

1:01:24

about me dying . And he's all like well

1:01:27

, now I'm going to tell you the truth . You dried and I

1:01:29

brought you back .

1:01:29

You're just a big replica . She

1:01:31

only asked twice and he spilt

1:01:34

all the beans . Let me

1:01:36

be very clear with you , Dan these

1:01:38

people can never know

1:01:40

that they are replicas .

1:01:41

Oh , why ?

1:01:42

They can never , ever know the

1:01:45

truth . Why ? Because she doesn't

1:01:47

believe that you can bring it back

1:01:49

with a soul . She should . This

1:01:52

moment should be the catalyst

1:01:54

of her just fucking

1:01:57

losing her mind and going crazy , cause

1:01:59

she's , she is not a real person

1:02:01

. And now she knows it . There should be some sort

1:02:03

of existential crisis happening , but instead

1:02:05

she's like , okay , well

1:02:08

, I mean , I'm here , so it's fine

1:02:10

, and then

1:02:12

she's like I'm dead .

1:02:13

And she's like you're you . And then

1:02:15

they're like no one has to know . And then

1:02:18

she's like how could you do this ? And then

1:02:20

it almost looked like he got angry . And

1:02:23

then she holds his hand cause he was angry

1:02:25

that he did that Dan , listen

1:02:27

, listen . He's angry cause , he's cause he

1:02:29

played God and she's not accepting him as God .

1:02:32

She's . She is an ungrateful piece of shit

1:02:35

. Okay , you do . You know the work that

1:02:37

I went through to bring you back

1:02:39

to life and you're not grateful

1:02:41

. You should be worshiping

1:02:44

me right now . I

1:02:46

would feel the same way I

1:02:49

have dinner .

1:02:49

maybe we should move home . And then

1:02:51

the kids are like who's ?

1:02:52

Zoe .

1:02:53

There was this Zoe picture in my closet . Who's

1:02:55

?

1:02:55

Zoe .

1:02:56

Zoe , Zoe . Then his boss shows

1:02:58

up and you're like , uh , what

1:03:00

does the boss say when he walks in ?

1:03:03

I honestly don't remember .

1:03:06

Is that because ?

1:03:06

I was too busy laughing at this last scene

1:03:08

because I knew we weren't going to deal with

1:03:10

it . The kids have figured

1:03:13

out there's a Zoe and instead

1:03:15

of dealing with it , we just move on to

1:03:17

the next problem .

1:03:19

He walks in and he says is that lamb I

1:03:21

smell ? Hold

1:03:24

on a second . And was it ? You

1:03:27

can walk into a house and know what

1:03:29

cooking lamb smells like .

1:03:32

Oh yeah , I've had a lot of heroes

1:03:34

in my day . Dad and I could smell lamb

1:03:36

from a mile . All right , if

1:03:38

you're cooking up . If you're cooking up a little

1:03:41

rack of lamb , I'm coming over

1:03:43

.

1:03:45

So the boss goes like I know everything

1:03:47

, um , and he's like

1:03:49

you got to give me the algorithm , and

1:03:51

then I'm going to kill your family . Yeah

1:03:54

, and that's , that's it . Just

1:03:56

give me the algorithm . I'm killing your family . You

1:03:59

got this one last night , so enjoy what

1:04:01

you've got , because I'm killing them .

1:04:03

I mean I . So there's a line here

1:04:05

that I enjoyed , which was my gift to

1:04:07

you is one is

1:04:09

your chance to say goodbye , which you didn't

1:04:12

get last time . I thought that was a nice line If

1:04:14

it was going to lead anywhere .

1:04:15

sure , if it was going to lead

1:04:17

anywhere sure that's a good line .

1:04:20

Let me , let me ask you a question , Dan . So you

1:04:23

want something from me , yes

1:04:26

, Now is the way to

1:04:28

get me to do it ? Is

1:04:31

that to to kill my family

1:04:33

either way , Because he's not

1:04:35

like give it to me or I'm going to

1:04:37

kill your family ? He says give

1:04:39

it to me and I'm going to kill

1:04:42

your family . I have no incentive to

1:04:44

give it to you , None whatsoever

1:04:46

. Now , if you were playing a trick on me

1:04:48

and you were like , oh , if you give it to me , I'll

1:04:50

let them go , Otherwise I have to kill them . I'm

1:04:52

like sure , here you go , and then you pop them in

1:04:54

the heads and I'm like you lying and you're like I'm the bad

1:04:57

guy . That all makes sense . But

1:04:59

to straight up , tell me , give

1:05:02

it to me and I'm also going

1:05:04

to kill them . I'm not giving it to

1:05:06

you , Never , never , ever , ever

1:05:08

.

1:05:09

I'm nefarious , he's supposed to be nefarious

1:05:11

. If you're nefarious , you don't tell anybody . Why

1:05:13

does he have to tell them his plan ?

1:05:15

He's just like he's just like I don't mean your whole

1:05:17

plan right now , it's just what he says this

1:05:19

is what he's supposed to say .

1:05:21

I know you did this with your family . I get it

1:05:23

. That's

1:05:25

fine , I just need the algorithm

1:05:28

.

1:05:28

That's what he says , and then the

1:05:30

second , that I give you the algorithm

1:05:32

because I will give it to you . In that situation

1:05:35

you're like I'm sorry

1:05:37

, they are loose ends and I

1:05:39

can't have them alive . Then I'm like no

1:05:42

. And then we can chase .

1:05:44

I'm sorry you got to do that .

1:05:45

You got to do the . I'm sorry , Sorry

1:05:48

bro it doesn't make any sense

1:05:50

to just give it up on a platter

1:05:52

. Tell you your whole plan . I'm not giving

1:05:54

you shit .

1:05:56

You're out of luck and I'm in complete

1:05:58

control , even though I am not in complete

1:06:00

control .

1:06:01

Right , even though you have the information

1:06:03

that I need .

1:06:05

Fuck you so , stupid so

1:06:07

dumb , I'm going to antagonize you before I

1:06:10

have what I want . No , no .

1:06:12

No , I need to placate you until

1:06:14

I get it and I'm like I fooled

1:06:16

you .

1:06:17

You know you're going to be able to stay here with your family

1:06:19

. It's going to all be cool . But

1:06:22

, you just need the algorithm . Let

1:06:25

me figure something out . He's like then the piano

1:06:27

can actually maybe be smart . It's smart

1:06:29

yeah . Wouldn't that be something , as opposed

1:06:31

to I'm going to tell you everything . Everybody would have

1:06:33

to tell everybody everything , and then there's no reaction

1:06:35

. Nothing happens , yeah

1:06:38

, so he goes .

1:06:39

I really like this movie , man . I'm

1:06:41

having a great time .

1:06:42

He's like let me go get the

1:06:44

algorithm . So he takes the algorithm

1:06:46

and puts it in the microwave with some foil

1:06:48

on it , because that's going to take care of it .

1:06:51

I don't know , maybe it does , maybe it does . You're

1:06:54

not supposed to put foil in the microwave . I know that

1:06:56

, you know . Just throw it in the fire , just

1:06:58

do something that's not super

1:07:00

. Sure Melt it .

1:07:01

Yeah , that'll do it . So he has a . He

1:07:04

has a drug thing and he goes in

1:07:06

there and he jabs the boss with the drug

1:07:08

. What does the drug do ?

1:07:11

Hold on . Nothing it does . He

1:07:13

wakes up , maybe six minutes later

1:07:15

. Is it not the same drug he gives

1:07:18

his wife and kids to sedate them

1:07:20

? I would assume . So I assume it's the same , why does

1:07:22

? he have a less powerful version of the

1:07:24

same drug . That doesn't make any sense

1:07:26

whatsoever . Dan , he should be

1:07:28

out for three days on that stoop

1:07:30

. Yeah , okay . But

1:07:32

before this , keanu runs back in when

1:07:34

he goes to get the algorithm , he

1:07:37

pulls Mona into the kitchen

1:07:39

and the kids are like mommy , danny

1:07:41

, are you getting a divorce ? And he says

1:07:43

no . And she says maybe . Do

1:07:46

you remember this ? She doesn't say maybe , that's

1:07:48

funny . And then there's , and then nothing . We don't

1:07:50

. That never happens again . She's not even

1:07:53

mad at them . I don't even know why she said that

1:07:55

at this point . I just

1:07:57

got a real good kick out of that . Very good

1:07:59

stuff .

1:07:59

Then he runs back in there and then he confesses

1:08:01

to Mona that he killed Zoe

1:08:04

, her other kid , and

1:08:06

she's completely unaffected .

1:08:08

She's like okay , but what else should we do

1:08:10

? Do we have to ?

1:08:11

leave , let's go . We got to run away , so they drive

1:08:13

away .

1:08:14

And then they drive away If I told

1:08:16

you not , because here's the thing If

1:08:19

you kill her , it happens , right

1:08:21

. But not only did you kill her , but I

1:08:23

took away all of your memories

1:08:26

of your child . That's

1:08:28

worse , that's worse . That's so much , worse , so

1:08:30

much worse it's infinitely worse , and

1:08:32

then it's fine .

1:08:33

I mean truthfully , you know , if you

1:08:36

did that to me , I'd be like well

1:08:38

, you know we can make another kid , whatever

1:08:40

, but

1:08:44

I'd be like you raped my mind

1:08:46

to try to do what

1:08:48

is for what reason ? So

1:08:50

that ? For no reason . It's like I

1:08:53

don't understand . As sick

1:08:55

shit you know , in addition to everything

1:08:57

, it's like if you

1:08:59

had a kid in school and that kid no

1:09:02

longer in school and

1:09:04

disappeared , you , you , you've

1:09:07

there's this firestorm of shit that's kind

1:09:09

of come down on you for not having

1:09:11

a child exist anymore .

1:09:12

There's no way for you to get around that

1:09:14

. You just have to say they

1:09:17

died . That's , I mean , that's

1:09:19

the only the only explanation to

1:09:21

that , because someone's going to notice

1:09:23

you have a missing child and

1:09:25

they're going to ask the people who . You've now

1:09:27

erased that child from the memory

1:09:29

.

1:09:29

Where's your daughter ?

1:09:30

I'd be like where's your other daughter ? And you're

1:09:32

like , what other died ? I don't have another daughter ? Like , yes

1:09:34

, you do , you have another . I have a phone

1:09:36

, a picture of you on my phone with your other daughter

1:09:38

.

1:09:40

Trouble , trouble , trouble trouble , trouble and those

1:09:42

. Those are the two linchpins to drama

1:09:44

and comedy , right as

1:09:47

things fall apart . In drama , they continue

1:09:49

to fall apart and the person goes

1:09:52

into , goes into darkness until they can

1:09:54

maybe come out of their side somehow . In

1:09:56

comedy , it gets funnier and funnier

1:09:58

as things get stupider and stupider because

1:10:01

you've you've made this bad . You make a bad choice

1:10:03

. You have to suffer for it .

1:10:05

We have to see you suffer . You have to deal with it

1:10:07

. Yeah , you need the consequences .

1:10:09

That's what makes it fun , that's what either makes

1:10:11

it funny or , you know , thrilling

1:10:14

, or exciting or hard .

1:10:15

Yeah , you think about this movie .

1:10:17

It's like I've chosen nothing .

1:10:19

Don't worry about it . Don't worry about

1:10:21

it . So the bad guys .

1:10:22

they drive away for a half an hour . Then the bad guys

1:10:24

catch up to them easily and ram into

1:10:26

them easily immediately . Then

1:10:30

they find out that they have trackers in them

1:10:32

, so they go to the hospital and they all have

1:10:34

to use a defibrillator

1:10:36

to bust the trackers does

1:10:39

not .

1:10:39

Actually , alice Mona absolutely

1:10:42

knew 100% how to get rid of it

1:10:44

immediately . She's like wait , we've

1:10:46

got trackers inside of us . Go to my clinic

1:10:48

, I know how to fix it . She

1:10:51

knows , she knows , she knows

1:10:53

that man , and not

1:10:55

that it matters because everyone was already there

1:10:57

anyhow .

1:10:58

And they escape . They go to the marina they're

1:11:00

going to take metal ditches boat . It's

1:11:04

it's . He climbs there , goes to the boat

1:11:06

, tries to find the keys while the kids are waiting in

1:11:08

the car . And then the bad guys

1:11:10

come and just take the family away .

1:11:12

If you're being chased by somebody

1:11:15

leave them in the car . Maybe just

1:11:17

leave them in the only place they know

1:11:19

that they were . Yes , that doesn't make any

1:11:21

sense . Bring them to the boat .

1:11:22

No .

1:11:23

Maybe they don't know about the boat . I mean

1:11:25

, they do know about the boat , but you don't know that you

1:11:28

leave them in the one place that I know

1:11:30

that I can find them in . Oh

1:11:32

my God .

1:11:34

Okay . So now we go back to

1:11:36

the lab . The bad guys have the family

1:11:38

. Yeah , middle

1:11:40

ditch is there . The boss is there . Bad guys with the

1:11:42

guns ? Middle ditch

1:11:44

finked on him . Sorry , I

1:11:47

had to do it and I didn't get rid of the body . So I think

1:11:49

the boss has known the whole time .

1:11:51

It seems like he's known the entire

1:11:53

time . Yeah , I don't . I didn't totally

1:11:56

understand the twist , but at

1:12:00

this point logic is out the window

1:12:02

. So it's , it's a free for all .

1:12:05

And so the boss has to show his power . So he

1:12:07

shoots . Ed shoots middle ditch in the

1:12:09

head .

1:12:12

Now here's a question , though right

1:12:14

, Because technically

1:12:16

Ed was the one that knew

1:12:18

how to do the cloning , right ?

1:12:21

I'm assuming everyone in the world knows how to

1:12:23

do cloning . Well , actually I

1:12:25

could do cloning , so that's nothing special

1:12:27

.

1:12:27

You keep saying that I think cloning is harder

1:12:29

than you're giving a credit . No

1:12:31

, not at all . It's

1:12:35

like one of those science kits for kids . You just

1:12:37

get a . They could do cloning yeah , no big

1:12:39

deal .

1:12:40

I think there's probably hundreds of labs in

1:12:42

the country that could do cloning instantaneously .

1:12:44

They probably do it all the time . Okay

1:12:46

, I'm stuck in like 2003

1:12:49

or something , because this cloning stuff's really

1:12:51

blowing my mind right now .

1:12:53

I bet you here with us ? Okay

1:12:57

, this produced genetically engineered

1:12:59

cloned pigs for Xeno

1:13:01

transplantation . Two groups of scientists have produced

1:13:03

genetically engineered cloned pigs whose tissue

1:13:06

may be suitable for transplanting into humans

1:13:08

.

1:13:10

Wait what .

1:13:13

Having bred pigs that lack the gene that

1:13:15

causes rejection .

1:13:19

Okay , so not so like . If you need

1:13:21

a skin graft , I guess you get pig skin

1:13:23

.

1:13:23

You gotta be getting pig skin yeah

1:13:27

. I feel about that bit , you'd pick it . Well

1:13:29

, the thing , the thing about it is if you if

1:13:32

say , say you have a big burn here

1:13:34

, right , and they put a piece of pigs out , this is , I

1:13:36

don't know if this what's happening now , but this probably won't

1:13:38

happen in the future they put the piece of pig skin

1:13:40

in there , they glue it on and you know , right

1:13:42

, scotch guard it . You know , so it's not

1:13:44

. You know whether proof , scotch guard it . Well , the

1:13:46

thing about it is your whole body

1:13:48

cycle , your skin

1:13:51

cells . They cycle through , cycle , cycle

1:13:53

, cycle sure , sure yeah

1:13:55

you're not going to be pig .

1:13:56

You know , after like six months all

1:13:59

pigs may be gone yeah , but for six

1:14:01

months I'm going to call you pig boy . Okay

1:14:04

, I'm going to call you my little piglet . It's

1:14:06

hurt , hurtful , don't you ? Very hurtful . I'm

1:14:08

sorry , everybody , that's rude we

1:14:11

are recording .

1:14:11

Aren't we having hurtful ?

1:14:13

oh my god dad , why would you , why would

1:14:15

you say that I just had a heart attack like

1:14:17

hitting the little little levels of

1:14:19

talking oh god , we're

1:14:21

, we're in trouble okay

1:14:23

, so , so the boss .

1:14:25

So he's like okay don't shoot my family , I'll

1:14:27

give me the algorithm . So then he starts doing vr

1:14:29

, transfers

1:14:32

his mind into the robot . The robot comes

1:14:34

in there , kills all the guards , kills

1:14:37

the boss , but almost kills the boss . And then

1:14:39

he says to the boss okay

1:14:41

, this robot's gonna aedly

1:14:44

penetrate you . No , he doesn't say that . He says

1:14:46

I'm gonna put you

1:14:48

, I'm gonna grow you a new body if

1:14:51

you obey me . And he , the boss , is like

1:14:53

yes , I will obey you

1:14:56

I don't get it

1:14:58

.

1:14:58

Why would he ? I don't know . I would say

1:15:01

I'm like again being a nefarious

1:15:03

individual . Wouldn't you say yes to

1:15:05

get new life and then be like guess what

1:15:07

, fucker , I was lying , I'm a

1:15:09

kill you . Now it doesn't make any

1:15:12

sense more . But but

1:15:14

let's , let's talk about now the

1:15:16

new william , the robot

1:15:18

will . I am over here . Yeah , he

1:15:21

thinks he's will . Bill

1:15:24

william , he's good with it .

1:15:25

That is his family okay , wait

1:15:27

, hold on , hold on time out , we're gonna do . Okay

1:15:29

, if you did that

1:15:31

to yourself , if there was real tony

1:15:34

and robot tony , would robot

1:15:36

tony want to kill real tony ? Would

1:15:38

you guys be ?

1:15:38

hundred percent , a

1:15:40

million , trillion

1:15:43

percent , because there can't

1:15:45

be two of us . Because here's the thing he gets left

1:15:47

behind , dan , he has

1:15:49

to go work . In this other I , if

1:15:51

okay , so you make a , I make a

1:15:53

clone of myself , right , and one of me gets

1:15:55

to go live on a beach with

1:15:58

, with a , with alex eve in my family

1:16:00

, and the other one has to go to work . Yeah

1:16:02

, I'm gonna murder the beach one and take

1:16:04

his place , because I'm going to the beach , baby

1:16:07

, I'm not gonna go to work every day . Now

1:16:09

this wrote this unstoppable killing

1:16:11

machine robot that just murdered

1:16:14

everybody is 100%

1:16:16

gonna tear keanu apart , without

1:16:19

a doubt in my mind . He needs to power

1:16:21

this thing down .

1:16:22

He needs to kill himself at the end

1:16:24

no , no see , if dan could

1:16:27

sell makes , dan could sell robot , we're best

1:16:29

friends and you're gonna make

1:16:31

more and more dan could sell I know , you're a very

1:16:33

scary individual . This is hate watching

1:16:35

with dan and robo dan uh

1:16:42

, no , dad .

1:16:43

No , I refuse

1:16:45

because , listen , this robot is

1:16:47

gonna live forever , ostensibly

1:16:49

right . He doesn't age , so he'll

1:16:52

never get to be with the family that

1:16:54

he brought back . He loves his family

1:16:56

so much that he brought them back to

1:16:58

life he just cooked .

1:16:59

Now he cooks up another family just cook some

1:17:01

more .

1:17:02

Now . That's an ending I would have been okay with

1:17:04

if all of a sudden there was a robot family

1:17:06

at the end . I'm in . But this

1:17:08

guy's just a robot doing

1:17:10

the bidding . He's just making

1:17:12

other a .

1:17:13

No , this guy's gonna go crazy and he's gonna kill

1:17:15

everybody so , basically

1:17:17

, they bring the boss back and then

1:17:19

we see that he's retired

1:17:21

, he real william , and his family

1:17:23

have retired to the beach and they've

1:17:25

made a zoe .

1:17:27

Because , of course , right , because you gotta

1:17:29

make a zoe , because there are no

1:17:31

ramifications whatsoever in this

1:17:33

movie . They get their whole family , and all

1:17:35

these people that don't remember zoe are

1:17:37

like yay , zoe's here .

1:17:39

Oh yeah , they don't know . You've deleted

1:17:41

all their memories , like mom's even like

1:17:43

who is this , who is this child

1:17:45

that you've brought with you , uh

1:17:48

, and then the final scene is robot

1:17:50

william and evil boss are

1:17:53

now in south arabia taking

1:17:55

super rich , horrible south arabians and

1:17:58

taking , killing

1:18:00

their bodies , often making them new clothes

1:18:02

, bodies and new and putting their minds

1:18:04

in there just making evil

1:18:06

people live forever .

1:18:08

William would not do this . I'm that

1:18:10

it's not something , and he is an unstoppable

1:18:13

killing robot here's .

1:18:15

There's your question , wouldn't he is ?

1:18:16

maybe that's exactly who he is I

1:18:19

, he , I think he should be

1:18:21

, but I don't think that kianu

1:18:23

is now . If this was nicolas

1:18:26

cage in his , in

1:18:28

his final descent into madness yeah

1:18:30

, this guy's an evil scientist , right

1:18:32

, he's gone crazy with power . Kianu's

1:18:35

a good guy robot .

1:18:37

Kianu wouldn't do this and and it has

1:18:39

to be that robot kianu is like the

1:18:42

boss , is like the only way that you can

1:18:44

survive on that beach with your family is

1:18:46

if you are . You know you work for

1:18:48

us . And he's just like

1:18:51

I've sat . You know the robot kianu is like

1:18:53

I'm sacrificing for my family so

1:18:55

that I know my , my , my fleshy

1:18:57

family can still be alive . And

1:19:00

then you know , then , then we , then

1:19:02

we see robot kianu walk over

1:19:04

to the tank and there's like , there's like

1:19:06

a label on there and it says zoe

1:19:08

, and he's like my my precious

1:19:11

, you will live again or he gets

1:19:13

to keep that one . He's like I'm making you for

1:19:15

me , you will be my , my

1:19:17

little zoe , and you will never know of them . And

1:19:19

then he edits out the , the wife

1:19:22

and the other kids , and it's just his sure

1:19:24

, my , so great , you must

1:19:26

live something something

1:19:28

.

1:19:28

But yeah , that's nice . I like that . It's

1:19:30

the most amoral

1:19:33

movie .

1:19:33

I ever I don't think I can think of

1:19:35

another movie that has it as an

1:19:37

amoral ending

1:19:40

is this movie .

1:19:41

It was just like not a weird , but

1:19:43

there are so many opportunities

1:19:46

to do it in this movie that that's

1:19:48

my biggest problem . You set up constantly

1:19:51

a moral , moral problem , moral

1:19:53

problem , moral problem . You're just like , I'm not gonna deal

1:19:55

with any of those .

1:19:56

Don't worry about it , this is a happy

1:19:58

ending it's like the most not

1:20:00

happy , it's the most horrible

1:20:02

, like , oh , these people are terrible

1:20:05

all these just awful

1:20:07

, awful people .

1:20:08

Yep , he's a bad guy , turns out

1:20:10

so this is a weird

1:20:12

movie .

1:20:14

I had a blast .

1:20:15

If you get a chance to watch this movie

1:20:18

, I would recommend it . It's not good

1:20:20

, but boy does it . It's funny

1:20:22

, it's entertaining . I watch it on the plane and I think the

1:20:24

person next to me thought I was watching a

1:20:26

comedy because I was laughing a lot

1:20:29

yeah , it's , it's definitely the

1:20:31

confusing

1:20:33

you , you don't you ?

1:20:34

don't understand you're like you

1:20:36

know , okay , I suppose this

1:20:38

could happen it's

1:20:41

beautiful .

1:20:41

It's beautiful stuff . Everybody you're gonna love it , I promise

1:20:43

so , tony , you have .

1:20:45

You spent the week in san francisco filming

1:20:47

or something , but you didn't have chance

1:20:49

for any media . There must have been something . You

1:20:51

must have gone to some great restaurants . When you're up

1:20:53

there , big you know , I remember you go to the bars

1:20:56

and they'd be like these big blue drinks

1:20:58

that you'd get maybe like 26 dollars

1:21:00

. There'd be all these , all these young

1:21:03

tech kids drinking

1:21:05

these drinks . What ? What did you feast

1:21:07

upon or drink upon or do while you're in

1:21:09

san francisco ? Rice

1:21:12

aroma .

1:21:12

I had to find it because I did I

1:21:14

went to a place called the e and

1:21:16

o kitchen . It was right down the street

1:21:19

from my hotel . I went there . Every

1:21:21

night I ate the same restaurant

1:21:23

every night they had these

1:21:25

, uh , spicy deviled eggs

1:21:28

and they were insane

1:21:31

. They were so good , uh

1:21:33

, so that's great . Thanks , then . I wasn't gonna bring

1:21:35

that up , but go to the e and o kitchen e

1:21:38

and o kitchen in san francisco if

1:21:40

you had a chance . Um , one thing we did

1:21:42

watch . Last week , because it's christmas season

1:21:45

, we watched one

1:21:47

of the hallmark channel originals

1:21:49

called a built more christmas

1:21:52

. It's kind of like a katin

1:21:54

leopold type time travel rom

1:21:56

com and it's got bethanie joy

1:21:58

lens in it from one tree hill

1:22:01

fame . It was real cute . It was

1:22:03

real cute . You should watch it

1:22:05

. We said a lot of words .

1:22:06

I didn't understand any of those words . Um

1:22:11

, we're watching this uh sitcom

1:22:14

called fisk , which is

1:22:16

, uh , it's a fisk australian

1:22:18

. Um , just , oh , it's

1:22:21

just a wonderfully good , true sitcom

1:22:23

that I was just shannon

1:22:25

was like shannon , why I've watched the first season . She's like

1:22:28

, oh , the second season . We started watching it and I

1:22:30

watched the first episode and I was just like , holy

1:22:32

crap , someone can still make a real

1:22:34

sitcom with a , you know , pilot

1:22:37

, quirky characters and just

1:22:39

like it's wonderful

1:22:41

. I loved it and I also

1:22:43

. I'm in . You just sold me and I also started

1:22:45

watching the show that you should watch , tony , but you're

1:22:47

never gonna watch scavengers

1:22:50

rain on Max

1:22:52

Scavengers rain

1:22:54

. It's animated science fiction . It

1:22:57

is okay , it has been referred to

1:22:59

as ASMR

1:23:01

science fiction .

1:23:03

What's that what ?

1:23:04

does that mean , you know what ASMR is ?

1:23:06

I mean , I know what it is , but I'm not gonna watch a

1:23:08

TV show . That is that for 30

1:23:10

minutes . Most importantly , you should .

1:23:12

You should have to what you should watch the first episode because

1:23:14

it'd be very funny . It's because

1:23:16

this this . This show is kind of like

1:23:18

the , the , the , the stepchild

1:23:21

of Fantastic planet . Remember

1:23:23

the blue bees and all that oh , fuck

1:23:25

sake .

1:23:26

Oh the blue bees . I did love the blue

1:23:28

bees , but nothing else . This move

1:23:30

, this show is .

1:23:31

It's kind of like that . It's like they're trapped

1:23:34

on this planet and it's just this

1:23:36

ecological Weirdness

1:23:39

. Just everything is is infecting

1:23:42

you or plunging stuff into you

1:23:44

or Doing things in your

1:23:46

brain . It's just , it's just

1:23:48

insane .

1:23:50

So it's an actual planet that's evolved

1:23:52

to kill you , and not not one of the ones where

1:23:54

they say it is and then it's not .

1:23:56

I Mean it's just everything is

1:23:58

weird everything you just like

1:24:00

it's Okay

1:24:02

it's super .

1:24:03

Watch one episode Dan .

1:24:05

They're only 30 .

1:24:05

I'll make , I'll make a decision .

1:24:07

They're like 28 minutes . When you watch the first one

1:24:09

, you're just gonna be like what is happening

1:24:12

.

1:24:12

It must be on streaming . 28 minutes

1:24:14

, jesus . It should be 22 minutes with commercials

1:24:16

, because

1:24:19

that's what TV is 20 minutes Commercials

1:24:22

so , tony , we need a movie

1:24:24

for next week . We

1:24:26

sure do . I forgot the name

1:24:29

of the nope . I got it All right . So it's

1:24:31

Christmas season . Happy holidays

1:24:33

everybody . I wanted

1:24:35

to do a Christmas movie and I

1:24:37

I'm good , I wasn't gonna tell you this , but I gotta tell you this

1:24:39

, the first movie I picked . We already did and

1:24:42

I Versus the Martians . No

1:24:45

, but I did love it . It was saying it with muscles

1:24:47

and I told

1:24:49

Naomi I was like oh , boy done

1:24:51

that have we never done ? It

1:24:54

?

1:24:54

sure she's convinced we've done

1:24:56

. We absolutely haven't done it . The only good time

1:24:58

wanted us to do that a million years ago . Sure

1:25:01

because I had watched it . The only Hulk

1:25:03

, the only Hulk Hogan we ever did was the

1:25:07

the weird one . Whatever that one , well then , why

1:25:09

did I ?

1:25:10

watch it ? Did I just watch it on my own

1:25:12

? Probably it's because it's

1:25:14

it's at the end . You know how

1:25:16

like that does the bar , the progress bar . It's

1:25:18

at the end of the progress bar . I

1:25:21

gotta check our cuz . We should watch that

1:25:23

if we're watching , okay , we haven't

1:25:26

watched it yet .

1:25:27

We'll watch that . We'll watch that the week after

1:25:29

this . That's fine , we could do that for Christmas . To

1:25:31

what what , but what ? It's the other one you picked .

1:25:34

We haven't watched that , dan . No , that's unbelievable

1:25:36

.

1:25:36

It's not on our list I . Remember

1:25:39

everything , tony .

1:25:41

You remember everything . All right , I got

1:25:43

a list of ever says what's episode 30

1:25:45

. That's the good one , I

1:25:48

Agree you

1:25:58

, son of a bitch . Oh

1:26:00

, I'm gonna kill you .

1:26:02

Now we're gonna skateboard to her .

1:26:08

It's cool , dan , it's cool . You wish you were

1:26:10

that cool . Well

1:26:13

, yeah , we'll put that later , cuz I thought we thought

1:26:15

it was . I'm gonna give her a piece of my mind , I'll

1:26:17

tell you that . So

1:26:19

what we're gonna do is a brand new Christmas

1:26:21

movie came out this year I think

1:26:24

last week for us , and it

1:26:26

is , of course , the brand new smash

1:26:28

comedy hit with Eddie Murphy

1:26:30

Candy cane Lane

1:26:33

.

1:26:33

Okay , that's fun . Yeah , I think it might be

1:26:35

okay I don't know .

1:26:36

You think so . Did you watch the trailer ? I

1:26:38

think I thought I was true .

1:26:40

I thought I liked it .

1:26:41

We watched that trailer . Look banana Graham . So I

1:26:43

don't know . So we'll see , we'll see

1:26:45

. I hope it's fun .

1:26:46

I mean , eddie , I've been enjoying any lately , so

1:26:49

I don't know what is he done lately

1:26:51

? Um , well , he did

1:26:53

the one , the exploitation one

1:26:55

. I love that movie that movie oh right

1:26:58

, sure , sure . And then , whatever his last

1:27:00

one was , I really liked what

1:27:02

was it ? What's his last one ?

1:27:03

Was it the sequel to

1:27:05

that one movie ?

1:27:07

Yeah , it was the sequel to that one movie .

1:27:09

Yeah , that's the one that come out with a sequel to one

1:27:11

of his old movies recently . I don't . Was it

1:27:13

coming to America ?

1:27:14

Oh , they did . Oh , that I can't

1:27:16

imagine . That would be good , see

1:27:18

I told you Coming to

1:27:20

America .

1:27:21

That was two movies ago . What

1:27:23

was the one before that Dolomite

1:27:25

is my name . That was the one that Mr

1:27:32

Church , he

1:27:36

was in you people with

1:27:38

. Is that the one with Jonah

1:27:40

Hill ? Yeah , it's the one with Jonah Hill . No , you didn't

1:27:42

see that . It's funny . I

1:27:45

Agree , I didn't watch it though .

1:27:46

Okay , we're going to Candy Cane Lane . I think it's on

1:27:48

Netflix or Amazon or someplace . I've seen

1:27:51

the big banner . I almost started it a couple of times .

1:27:54

Well , now you have an excuse now I gotta

1:27:56

watch .

1:27:56

you're welcome , and then we'll do . We'll do Santa Claus

1:27:58

with my soul . Soon those will be out to Santa Claus movies

1:28:00

. I'm very excited , yeah , so

1:28:02

that'll be for the 23rd and then

1:28:04

the 30th , so those will be our two last movies of the year

1:28:06

.

1:28:07

Yeah , oh boy , I can't believe another year's

1:28:09

wrapping up of hate watching wrapping

1:28:12

up another year and then we'll go into the new years .

1:28:14

I have a . I have a movie picked right here that

1:28:16

we needed to do Really

1:28:19

.

1:28:19

Yeah , we talked about them .

1:28:20

It's what we need to do , and so we're gonna do it . It's

1:28:23

really bad .

1:28:30

Listen , I say what you will about

1:28:32

replicas . I had a

1:28:35

blast Well it was fun

1:28:37

.

1:28:37

You got to find some movies that you don't like , so

1:28:39

we can't have you having fun at this show , that's

1:28:41

that's not right .

1:28:42

This , this , this show's about pain

1:28:44

and torture .

1:28:47

So we'll be back next week to talk about a Murphy

1:28:49

and Candy Cane Lane and if you like

1:28:51

what you see , give us a thumbs .

1:28:52

Yeah , it's too late , it's

1:28:54

too late .

1:28:57

It's the end of the show . I'd

1:28:59

say I don't know show , so we'll

1:29:02

see you next week at the movies

1:29:04

.

1:29:05

Goodbye everybody .