0:00

should we make a game and just make

0:02

money off apps ? Maybe we should do that , Dan Do

0:05

you know how to do that .

0:06

I made a game and I lost a lot of money

0:08

, did

0:11

you ?

0:11

have ads in the game . I don't feel like you did . That's

0:13

your problem , of course not . I hate ads , yeah

0:15

well that's how you make your money back , Dan

0:17

.

0:18

No , you get it by people actually downloading

0:20

it . That's how you have to make some .

0:23

That's how you start , then you could run ads in there

0:25

. Yeah , that is . It's a good

0:27

first step .

0:28

Yeah welcome

0:41

to watching with dad and tony . I'm

0:43

Dan , I'm Tony , and

0:45

on this podcast , should we call

0:47

it a podcast ? Maybe we'll call it a podcast Vodcast

0:50

. You know , somebody needs to come up with

0:52

a blanket term for

0:55

things that are YouTube shows and

0:57

podcasts .

1:01

Is vodcast . Is that really the thing ? I don't believe that . I don't think . Think so because technically

1:03

a vodcast is just a video podcast

1:06

. I don't think it necessarily

1:08

includes pod . You know what I mean . Like a

1:11

vodcast is a podcast on youtube

1:13

. I don't know , I don't know , we'll just call

1:15

it a show .

1:16

There needs to be a hybrid thing because , like , there's like this

1:18

one show I watch , and you know

1:20

I watch it on youtube , but you could also listen

1:22

to it as a podcast , because they're

1:24

are on there talking , but it's

1:26

all you know . You don't need to see them talking

1:28

. There needs to be a hybrid term . Come on

1:31

, guys , come up with a hybrid term .

1:32

Why don't you coin it ? Come up with it next

1:34

week . We'll start it , and then that's how we'll finally

1:37

get popular .

1:37

Dan , we'll be the guys , that

1:39

start of a revolution Come

1:42

up with the name On

1:44

this hybrid podcast hybrid

1:49

HPV it's an HPV

1:51

.

1:51

I think that's bad , isn't that bad ?

1:55

I believe it's a terrible venereal disease . But

1:57

there you go , I

2:00

like it .

2:01

I'm going to get a shirt that says it

2:03

.

2:05

One of us selects a movie , Then we talk about the movie and

2:07

this week I get to select the movie and I've

2:09

selected Hitman Agent

2:11

47 , 2015

2:14

. This is a really sweet spot Hour

2:16

and 37 minutes . You can never truly

2:18

be afraid of a movie that's an hour and 37

2:20

minutes .

2:21

I mean , you can be afraid of anything , dan

2:23

. That's what cowards do , all

2:26

right .

2:27

They were talking about . Roger Corman just died

2:29

. Do you know who Roger Corman is ?

2:32

Is that Train ?

2:33

Yeah , what are you talking ?

2:36

about . I don't know who that is .

2:38

Roger Corman , one of the most important directors of all

2:40

time .

2:41

Oh , I see what's the bassist's

2:43

name from Train , because

2:45

he died as well . He slipped and fell in the shower at like 53 . Very

2:47

sad stuff , but continue with your story

2:50

about your death .

2:51

Did a whole thing with my wife about Train and

2:53

she was getting them confused with the band Wire

2:55

and then we realized there's also

2:57

a band named Wire Train which was

2:59

adding into the mix to make everything confusing

3:02

. That's pretty

3:04

good . Roger Corman was an independent

3:06

film director . He was also the guy who

3:08

gave a ton of people their

3:10

first break . Like who ? I

3:13

believe ? Francis Ford Coppola . You

3:16

know people like that , 70s guys

3:18

, sure old people , we

3:21

have to do that .

3:22

So this was like an old guy is what

3:24

you're saying . And you're asking

3:26

me if I know . I only know one old

3:28

guy , dan , it's you .

3:30

There it is . He directed Little

3:32

Shop of Horrors .

3:34

Oh shit , yeah , I love that movie . Okay great

3:36

, Not the Rick Moranis one . Wait

3:40

, there's a different one .

3:42

Yeah , it was a horror movie . It was initially a horror movie .

3:44

It was initially a horror comedy .

3:45

All right , so I haven't seen that Dan . So

3:48

is that one not ?

3:49

a musical ? No , it's not a musical . I

3:51

don't want to see it . I'm not interested

3:53

in that . If they're not singing

3:55

about Seymour , I'm out . I

3:57

don't know what the point was . Roger Corman died RIP

4:00

.

4:06

Sorry , I um rip , sorry I made jokes , oh so , but oh , back when he started listening to a podcast

4:08

about him and they were talking about it like his first movies were like movies that played in the theater . There were

4:10

double , double , uh features

4:12

. Yeah , I love that 61

4:15

minutes long oh

4:17

, I guess I never realized

4:19

.

4:20

So is a double help me out

4:22

as a double feature , two

4:24

movies that are the same length of a

4:26

regular movie ? Is that the point

4:28

of it ?

4:29

I think probably you're talking about the first one

4:31

, maybe 90 minutes , then you have an intermission

4:33

, then the second one is , like you know , I guess 61

4:35

minutes .

4:36

So these were not Interesting , okay .

4:38

These were TV show level

4:41

movies . I would think at that point .

4:42

Those were the days probably , huh .

4:44

Yeah .

4:44

In and out lickety split .

4:46

So Hitman Agent 47 , 2015

4:48

, the sweet spot of movies Hour

4:51

and 37 minutes . First

4:53

thoughts Not the worst

4:55

movie in the world .

4:57

Not the worst movie in the world , but the

4:59

acting was pretty subpar

5:01

for me . I didn't think that that was

5:03

our strong suit in this movie , this me . I didn't think that that was

5:05

our strong suit in this movie .

5:06

Yeah , I mean this movie . It didn't have

5:08

a lot of strong suits , but it it

5:11

had an idea of what movie it was supposed

5:13

to be . You know , they give you like these clues

5:15

where it's like well , this is , this is what it's

5:17

about . And

5:19

then you'd be like oh , is this ? It's going to get very tense

5:22

.

5:22

And then they'd be like but we don't know

5:24

, we just wanted you to know , we just

5:26

wanted you to have that information . And

5:29

you're like you know , there's

5:31

something interesting and then we're going to move on and we'll do something else for

5:33

a little bit .

5:34

Yeah . So there , there's a number of things

5:36

like that in the movie where you're like , oh about

5:45

it , they didn't just , they didn't just die hard five

5:47

it .

5:47

You know , just like throw a bunch of stuff at the wall . It's like , no , yeah , yeah , things are happening

5:49

, but there's definitely the russia

5:52

some stuff .

5:53

Um , you have anything to say

5:55

? As we before , we really get like just my

5:58

cliff notes I kind of gave it

6:00

like I subpar acting

6:02

.

6:02

I do wish that I had seen the 2007

6:05

Hitman , just to see how

6:08

Mr Oliphant did

6:10

the character , just to compare it to this

6:12

guy who I've never met before

6:14

. I don't think I'm familiar with his work

6:17

and you know , I didn't think he was terrible

6:19

, but there were moments where I was just like

6:22

man , that's a different guy . You're

6:24

playing a different character for a little bit here , which

6:27

is fine , it happens . You know , I'm not

6:30

judging . I wish it would have been stronger

6:32

, tighter acting , because the

6:34

action sequences were terrible . So I

6:36

needed something to pull me through and

6:39

I didn't feel like I found that .

6:41

Certainly the action sequences

6:44

. You just sort of would write down action

6:46

sequence occurs which

6:49

is what the script says .

6:50

That's why it's so funny to me , right ? Because when

6:52

you're writing the script , it's line , line , line

6:54

and then a line of action . That's like fight

6:56

scene , right . Like he fights , this

6:59

person wins . That's the scene and that's just

7:01

what we shot . Like we didn't , we didn't get

7:03

creative with it , we it , we didn't

7:05

take the time to be like let's really choreograph

7:07

something fun here . We

7:09

just did a little fight and this person won , and

7:11

then we move on to the next .

7:13

Those John Wick movies really ruined

7:15

. Action movies they

7:17

ruined action movies .

7:18

I mean it's unfair because they're so

7:20

good .

7:21

Yeah , I mean to someone like me . They're enjoyable To someone like you , they're so good

7:23

. Yeah , I mean to someone like me , they're enjoyable To someone like you

7:26

, they're incredible . You're just like ah , you've

7:29

probably watched those movies over and over again right .

7:31

We've seen them a bunch of times . Yeah , Absolutely

7:33

. And then movies come out

7:35

like Monkey man with Dev Patel

7:37

, and

7:40

it's not the same level , but it's

7:42

really good and that's where we need

7:44

to be .

7:49

We need to be at really good now , because the bar is so much higher

7:52

than it used to be . This movie you're

7:54

like . Well , the plot , the answer to my ideas , the action stuff

7:56

, well , you know , it's well lit , it's all well

7:58

lit , it's well lit .

8:00

They had lights on set . Congratulations

8:02

, you pointed them at the actors . Good

8:05

for you guys .

8:06

You know the acting and the costumes and

8:08

the locales You're like well , some

8:10

of the suits didn't fit right , did you ?

8:12

notice that Some of these people's suits were like

8:14

a little too big , so the shoulders would come

8:16

out a little too far , and when they like lift their arms

8:19

, it really bunches up . I just it

8:21

was interesting because you could also just be

8:23

like , hey , do you have a suit that you could

8:25

bring in ? And then the suits would fit . But

8:27

it felt like they just were like well , we bought a 52

8:29

regular and now that's what you're going to wear for

8:32

the day . So , by

8:34

the way , that's my suit size .

8:38

If anyone wants to buy

8:40

me a suit . It's 52 regular . I don't know what that .

8:42

I don't know what that means it means I'm

8:44

fat , it means I'm barrel chested and got a nice

8:46

belly . So I'm like a 12 . I

8:49

don't think it goes that small . That's like a child

8:51

suit . I'm pretty sure You'd probably be in the maybe

8:54

30s . I'm making that up , I don't know . I

8:56

don't know . I haven't been to a men's warehouse

8:58

in a long time .

9:00

Trust me , I am no longer in my 30s . We

9:05

start off with a bunch of voiceover . That's setting

9:07

up the world . The history of man is defined

9:09

by war . We're going to go

9:11

create the perfect killing machine the agent

9:13

. No fear , dan

9:16

.

9:16

Yes , whose voiceover

9:18

is this ? Who's ? Telling me this information it's

9:21

a woman . No

9:24

, I know it's a woman , but know it's a woman . But what

9:26

woman is it ? The main daughter ?

9:29

well , I mean no , it's absolutely not her right

9:31

. So who ?

9:32

who's telling me that I ?

9:34

don't understand what's happening ?

9:35

we'll get to that , okay we've

9:38

been in that one I'm sorry .

9:40

All right , continue so basically , this super

9:42

scientist dude did this

9:44

program . Then they shut down the program

9:46

and now

9:49

people are trying to find the dude

9:51

. And to find

9:53

the dude you've got to find this girl

9:56

and then that's going to let you find

9:58

Lev Manko , right .

10:00

Yeah right , that's what they try to tell

10:02

you , yeah .

10:03

So , basically , what we're going to have is we're going to have this thing

10:05

called the syndicate who's trying

10:08

to get this guy . Trying to just get

10:10

him , not get him back , just

10:12

trying to get him right .

10:14

Yeah .

10:15

Okay , so they're trying to get him . Then

10:18

we're going to have the agent

10:20

who is hired

10:22

and controlled by Donna

10:26

.

10:26

What was her ?

10:26

name . He

10:31

has a handler , he has sort of an .

10:32

East Asian handler woman

10:34

who runs them . I assumed

10:37

it was also the syndicate . That's why

10:39

I was so confused .

10:41

They don't specify who

10:44

runs the agents and so you're just

10:46

like and so somebody's paying

10:49

the agent . Yeah to do

10:51

a thing and we don't know

10:54

who they are . We never find out who they are and

10:56

they never even act like it means anything

10:58

that we know you should probably play the video

11:00

games , dan .

11:01

If you want answers to these questions , you got to

11:03

play the video games , I assume

11:05

. I don't know , I didn't play these games . These were not . These

11:07

were not games that I ever , like , uh , ever

11:10

, tried . I don't know you know .

11:12

So you know with the john wick . You know

11:14

that there's like this whole . You

11:16

know there's all this it builds out a world

11:18

they build out a world this one they're just

11:20

like he's just hired by

11:23

someone for a reason

11:25

, for stuff and thin things . Yeah

11:27

, you know , and what the real

11:29

movie would have been is like dude

11:33

should have hired the hitman

11:35

to kill

11:37

him , or something like that . You needed some

11:39

spin at the end where you're like , oh

11:42

, he hired them and

11:44

that's what's happening , but instead we

11:47

have a hitman who's ostensibly trying to

11:49

kill the girl , to try to kill the

11:51

scientist .

11:53

Yeah , yeah , yeah , that's what we think's

11:55

happening . Well she's the secondary target

11:57

and he's the main target .

11:59

Yeah , so we're like okay

12:01

, so the syndicate is trying to find him , hitman's

12:03

trying to kill him . So there's

12:06

going to be some conflict . Yeah

12:09

, Big time In Germany

12:11

. The agent is activated and

12:14

then he gets this building to get

12:16

evacuated , then these three cars

12:18

go and then he starts blowing

12:21

them up .

12:22

Right Yep .

12:24

I guess he somehow planted bombs

12:27

because he knows where they're going to drive

12:29

.

12:30

Which is pretty shocking to me , because there's

12:32

no other cars on the street , so

12:35

how would you know which roads they're going to take

12:37

?

12:38

I don't know , I really don't . Now that

12:40

I think about it , I don't even know what the scene is about

12:43

don't

12:46

.

12:46

Now that I think about it , I don't even know what the scene is about . Uh , someone's getting

12:48

to somewhere because eventually one of the cars goes down a little ramp in the middle

12:50

of the road and then it's .

12:52

It's somebody that made it to their

12:54

base I guess , I guess

12:56

these people are syndicate people yeah

12:59

, yeah , because it's like the main syndicate guy

13:01

that then spends the rest of the time at his computer

13:03

terminal no , that's this is

13:05

a different guy it's not him , I don't

13:07

think , oh , maybe I don't know , I

13:09

haven't seen this movie in hours , so

13:12

yeah

13:14

, so he blows

13:16

up because he blows up the dude , because he's like

13:19

you won't find her , and then he blows up , he gets blowed

13:21

up so

13:23

, oh , you're right , it's a different

13:25

scientist guy .

13:27

Right , because there's that great line where

13:30

the scientist guy goes well

13:32

, we already found the dad and he's hard

13:34

at work . And then the next line is him

13:37

going ? You didn't find him . He's

13:39

not there and he's like , ah , shoot , you

13:41

got me . It's really great

13:43

dialogue . Just 10 out

13:45

of 10 stuff .

13:47

So yeah , okay , so

13:49

now we go to the . Now we see the syndicate head

13:51

of corner guy at the thing and then he's all like

13:54

, find the girl , find the girl

13:56

. He goes , find the girl . You're like , wow , are you

13:58

already looking for the girl ? I don't know , some

14:05

people are looking for the girl , other people are just starting

14:07

to look for the girl . Yeah , it's a bunch of girl looking . Uh

14:09

, we meet the girl . She's , of course , look , taking torn up pieces of paper

14:12

and putting them back together . And because

14:14

she's looking , for someone , but she doesn't know who

14:16

she's looking for and then she's

14:19

this the librarian walks in and you're

14:21

like wait , the library's

14:23

giving you torn up pieces of paper

14:25

to put together shredded paper ? I don't

14:28

know there's always weird bags hanging

14:30

everywhere . You're like that's kind of weird .

14:31

I don't know what that means I mean

14:33

it's super weird also what's ?

14:35

it's weird that she doesn't know who she's

14:37

looking for she

14:39

just knows in her computer brain , because she has a

14:41

computer brain is

14:43

so let's great .

14:45

You know what ? Let's take a time out from talking

14:47

the movie and tell me about these mutants

14:49

, because that's what they are right . They're

14:51

yes , they're evolved humans

14:54

, or something he put

14:56

like bonus he dn .

14:58

He bonus their dna . So they're smarter

15:00

. Jurassic park them . They're smart

15:02

.

15:02

No , that's not what Jurassic Park is just

15:05

because they know dial DNA

15:07

to make it work better yeah , no

15:09

, they got old they had old

15:11

DNA .

15:12

Then they had to sort of glue it to like reptile

15:14

DNA to make it work still great

15:16

.

15:16

So they did and this movie is different because

15:19

he's just making up DNA . He's

15:21

made better DNA , so

15:24

I don't understand how that works if

15:26

it's not like gene splicing

15:28

or whatever , where he's like putting in other

15:31

dna into our genome

15:33

. He can't , you can't just make dna , can you

15:36

?

15:37

yeah , yeah

15:40

, you kind of you can sequence dna

15:42

yeah , you can .

15:43

So what is DNA ? Okay , we're

15:46

going to . Maybe this is not the time for this

15:48

conversation , because I'm not . I

15:50

don't understand what's DNA then ? Exactly

15:52

Because how do you just create that

15:54

out of nothing ?

15:56

Okay , so think of it like this Do

15:59

you know how atoms work .

16:02

I know that we've split the atom , okay

16:04

, so like an atom .

16:07

Like salt , is N-A-C-L right

16:09

, right , yeah , so what that means is there's

16:11

what ? A sodium and a chlorine

16:13

atom , and they have a little bond

16:15

between them . So those two guys live together

16:17

.

16:17

right , it's probably a covalent bond Could

16:20

be .

16:21

I don't know I don't remember the bonds . Then

16:25

if we do something to it , we go heck and we split them apart then you're gonna have a little bit

16:28

of sodium and you're gonna have a little bit of chlorine , right , so

16:30

you have some salt . Then you cut them in half

16:32

and then you have two different things laying there , right . Great

16:34

, okay , what dna is ? It's

16:36

this thing like that , but it's all these

16:38

little ones connected together , so

16:40

it's like 64 or something

16:43

, the ones .

16:44

This is what I don't understand . What is what is

16:46

connected together ? Because it's not elements

16:48

, because what you know , atoms are elements

16:50

. Right , like I understand ? I can understand

16:52

that because someone's told me that that's what it

16:54

is . I think they're little proteins .

16:57

Okay , so it's a bunch of little proteins

16:59

and I think there's like maybe four or five

17:01

different ones , and then , depending

17:03

on you know a plus a

17:05

, there's an a and b , then there's a , b and c

17:07

, then there's c and l , and you know so

17:11

, and so all those things add up to

17:13

a unique structure , right ? And

17:15

that structure , when , when

17:17

you , when you put it into

17:19

the primordial , like the living , thing

17:22

.

17:22

It starts saying that's stop , that's

17:24

where I get confused . It's a blueprint , but

17:26

okay , exactly , yes , it's a blueprint

17:28

. I could do it on a on a computer , right

17:31

, so I could come up with the sequence . It'll

17:33

give me that weird spiral thing that they always

17:35

talk about . How do

17:37

I put this into a living

17:39

creature ? Oh , how do you ? How do

17:41

you get that cooking ? That's what I don't understand

17:44

. Where are these proteins coming from

17:46

, then ? If that's what they are like , I

17:48

don't understand . Science is above me . Here's

17:50

what I don't think . This is possible , dan

17:52

.

17:52

That's all I'm going to say well

17:55

, the idea is is

17:57

you , if you take a uh , an

17:59

unfertilized human egg right

18:01

? And then , and then like what

18:03

the sperm does is it's like okay , here's some

18:05

dna and that goes into the egg sure

18:08

it gets on the egg has a little pile of dna

18:10

and then the dna's go . We love each

18:12

other and they . They have a , they get

18:14

together .

18:15

So just to be clear , you're saying that

18:17

the the way that an egg gets fertilized

18:20

is that the sperm falls in love with the egg

18:22

well , yeah it goes in there

18:24

and it's like here I am .

18:26

And then the egg's like I've been waiting for you

18:28

.

18:29

And then they you need to write

18:31

a children's book about how

18:34

sex happens because the kids are going

18:36

to learn so much from you , dan , come into my

18:38

egg .

18:39

Come into my egg

18:41

Welcome . Yeah

18:43

, I think that's how it works , great

18:50

, great welcome . Um , yeah , I think that's how it works , great , great . So what you could

18:52

do is , if you're a scientist outside here , you could take the sperm and

18:54

then hit it with a little hammer and and like take out . You know , you're like

18:56

oh , I don't want all these c's and b's in here

18:58

, let's put some more a's in there , and

19:00

so you can . If you look at a sperm

19:02

, you you can go like well , this one's going

19:05

to have a chance of making

19:07

you tend towards

19:09

having some sort of genetic issue , and

19:11

so we're going to be like we're going to take

19:13

out that little sequence of these things and then

19:15

, when it goes in there , no

19:18

longer have that specific genetic issue .

19:20

Now , all of that somehow

19:22

makes a at least a little bit of sense

19:25

to me . What doesn't make sense is how

19:27

do I make that superhuman ? Because

19:29

he's not just fixing our

19:32

dna , he's got to be adding

19:34

things that don't exist yeah

19:36

, no , he's adding like he can tell the future

19:39

, basically that's

19:42

not possible .

19:43

I mean ostensibly what you're gonna what

19:46

with genetic stuff in the future

19:48

. What you'll do is you'll make sure there are genetic problems

19:50

you'll make sure that's

19:52

.

19:52

That's a great place to go to for humanity

19:55

good for us .

19:56

You also say , okay , this child

19:58

is not going to have any mid digit hair oh

20:02

boy , I wish I would have gotten , that .

20:04

I'll tell you that right now you're loaded up

20:06

with mid-digit . I got so much mid-digit

20:09

. I mean I got hair everywhere but my head

20:11

. This is the least amount of hair

20:13

on my whole body .

20:15

I'll tell you that so they , they , the

20:17

new genetics . They wouldn't be making you maybe

20:19

, maybe taking like I

20:21

would not exist . I'm going to

20:23

be deleted from humanity very

20:26

quickly Taking the brain of Dan Goodsell

20:28

. Oh sure , the

20:32

sexy voice of a Scarlett

20:34

Johansson .

20:37

I've got a sexy voice , dan . You could use my voice

20:40

, that's true .

20:41

Hello .

20:41

I'm Dan Goodsell .

20:43

That might be the one thing , they'd say my voice

20:45

probably not getting in there you go

20:47

, there you go , you know .

20:48

But if everybody's perfect , then everyone's

20:51

boring , you know . So you know what I

20:53

. I'm gonna do the world a favor . I'm gonna reproduce

20:55

.

20:56

There it is um

20:58

, yeah , so

21:00

, yeah , so . So she has like computer

21:02

brain , she's also fast in this , and

21:05

then she also has like the

21:07

most absurd precognition that

21:09

exists in the world .

21:11

She sure does .

21:12

It's like you know what's going to happen in a couple

21:14

of days .

21:17

Somebody I know is going to walk right by there and she tries to explain

21:19

it as if , like , she's using

21:21

context clues to figure

21:23

this stuff out better than everybody else . That

21:26

doesn't make sense it doesn't make

21:28

any sense .

21:30

Sherlock Holmes works right

21:32

. Sure , you do Sherlock Holmes right and you're like , oh

21:34

shit , because there's a couple things she does in

21:36

this that you're like , oh okay , that's

21:39

why she did something with

21:41

a gun . Sure . You're like okay , that

21:43

makes sense , they set up a thing and

21:46

then later on they do a second thing that you're like oh , they set

21:48

that up , Okay , but

21:51

you know that she can like know

21:53

when the police are going to come , just

21:56

based on nothing

21:59

Based on that , based on laying in bed

22:01

and

22:05

she's just sitting there and like thinking and also she's like oh

22:07

, I know everything . People are about to bust in the door .

22:08

People , yeah , people are coming through our door right

22:10

now ?

22:11

no , you know if she

22:13

, like you know , like faintly

22:15

registered the , the , you

22:18

know the rattle of bullets and the the

22:20

ding of the elevator she could like . Here's the

22:22

thing she's all like .

22:24

Oh , that's not how this

22:26

works .

22:27

Give her some Wolverine senses . This

22:29

is full spider sense . Someone's

22:33

about to shoot you in the head and you know you're about to get shot

22:36

in the head from a mile away . You're like oh

22:38

duck , spider-man

22:40

can do that .

22:41

Spider-Man is also a superhuman . Of

22:44

course he can do it . Spider-man is also a superhuman , so of course he can do it , and so can spiders

22:46

.

22:47

Maybe there's a little spider DNA in

22:49

her .

22:50

Wait , can spiders really do that ? Yeah , is

22:53

that why they're so quick when I try

22:55

to kill them and they run away from me and I'm like , ah

22:57

, how did you know ? They know you're coming , don't

22:59

they ? Those bastards , I hate spiders

23:01

. Man Sp Bastards , I hate spiders , man Spiders have

23:03

precognition .

23:05

So the librarian's like what are you doing here ? And she's like

23:07

I'm trying to find somebody . She's like , oh , why

23:09

don't you try the police ? And she's all like I'm a

23:11

math whiz . And then she's like I don't

23:13

even know who I'm searching for . And the librarian's like , okay

23:16

, let me back away .

23:17

Yeah , she's basically like what are you talking about

23:19

? That's not how things work

23:21

, lady .

23:23

She's on the bus , she's having trouble being

23:25

on the bus . I have problems . I'm so beautiful

23:27

, it's problematic . And then Zachary

23:30

Kinto is there and you're like , oh

23:32

, I guess he's the bad guy .

23:35

Yeah , yeah , Because

23:38

I mean he is .

23:40

She goes to buy a new fake passport . The guy

23:42

tries to scam her . She's able to tell a

23:44

magnetic strip doesn't work

23:47

.

23:47

Well , probably because she saw in the future her getting

23:50

arrested In six months' time

23:52

. She's like I'm going to get arrested , I wonder why

23:54

. And then reverse engineer it because it's the bad

23:56

passport . Now , this is

23:58

one of my favorite parts of the movie . Dan , this is

24:00

one of your favorite parts of the movie .

24:02

This is just great writing

24:04

, okay

24:08

.

24:08

The movie this is . This is this is just great writing , okay . So she realizes the passport

24:10

doesn't work . Yeah . She's like hey , I need a new passport . This one

24:12

doesn't work . And he's like if you want a better one

24:15

, you need to pay more . Then

24:17

he starts walking away and she goes . Or

24:19

I can tell everyone that you sell bad

24:21

papers . What

24:25

else would he think would happen ? That's the only

24:27

thing that would happen in that situation

24:29

. How does that change his mind ? All of

24:31

a sudden he's like oh , I never thought about you telling

24:33

everybody that my product was bad after

24:36

you got arrested from buying it . Of course , that's

24:38

what's going to happen . That's your

24:40

only . You're living off your reputation

24:42

. That's a stupid line and

24:44

it should not have changed his mind . He should know exactly

24:47

what's going to happen .

24:55

That is bizarre . No , it's , it's . It's stupid , because the whole premise

24:58

is she knows about the magnetic , she should look at it for some different

25:00

reason and be like I , I , I , you know , she should

25:02

try and do like some different switch up . That isn't

25:04

against him , because if he's just bad , he it's

25:06

just saying I'm bad at my job , I'm right , and that's

25:08

so it's just saying I'm bad at my job , I sell fake shit ?

25:10

He's not .

25:10

You can't be bad at your job because you're not going to be in business

25:13

.

25:13

Exactly Because his business is literally

25:15

word of mouth . He doesn't have things

25:17

on the subway where it's like hey , get your fake

25:20

passport at John's Passports . He

25:22

has to work off word of mouth .

25:29

So if he's giving bad products , it's going to come back to him ? It's very weird . Actually

25:31

, you never do that with this character , because he's not the

25:33

guy with the gun . The person standing outside

25:35

is the guy with the gun 100%

25:37

. Yeah , and that's what they're going to do . They're going

25:39

to come back with the gun and fucking kill him

25:41

.

25:41

Murder you , yeah , because you just got them in trouble

25:44

. You couldn't do your one job

25:46

, dude trouble

25:51

.

25:51

You couldn't do your one job . Dude um , she super senses a domestic

25:54

assault and then pulls an alarm

25:56

and then the police stop the domestic assault or no lady is yeah , she's walking away

25:58

and she smiles at her as if now they're best

26:00

friends , because that lady has no idea what

26:02

she did the hitman

26:04

now like , goes like this , and thenop , boop , boop

26:06

, boop , boop , boop , boop , and then sees her picture

26:09

somewhere and then he sits down

26:11

with his guns and he's all like I'm going

26:13

to wait until I gun you Okay

26:16

.

26:18

He's got a weird thing with those guns . I

26:20

don't know what's going on . Sexy guns .

26:23

She goes to her shitty hotel . There's a wall

26:25

, the classic wall of clues , and

26:29

then she has memories and then she takes pills

26:31

to tamp down the memories . I can't

26:33

deal with these memories .

26:35

What kind of pills do you think those are Some sort of psychotropes

26:39

? No , they're probably depressants ?

26:42

Oh alright , Wouldn't you take depressants

26:44

if you had a lot of things I don't know ?

26:46

I wouldn't take anything if I could see the fucking

26:48

future , dan I would just

26:50

do it .

26:51

I would make so much money so

26:54

the hitman's onto the girl , he figures out she's

26:56

in berlin and he figures out where

26:59

she is . And then we have his

27:01

hitman's handlers , like uh , you've got

27:03

48 hours to kill them both

27:05

. And I'm like , oh , the time limit you

27:08

love clocks .

27:09

Did it ever come into play . Tony , no

27:13

, I don't even know how long it was , because it feels like multiple days

27:15

. So 48 hours felt too

27:17

slim of time for me . But you

27:19

know what do I know ?

27:21

Katja bails

27:25

, he follows her down to the subway

27:28

, then

27:30

Katja runs into John Smith , zachary

27:32

Quinto , and

27:34

then we're like , oh , he's the bad

27:36

guy , but he's going to convince her

27:38

that he's the good guy to

27:43

, like you know , stop

27:46

being an unmoving automaton

27:48

and make you know , and and

27:51

and learn to love or cry or

27:53

feel yeah , but not really .

27:55

No , that's not what's gonna happen . That's too much

27:57

.

27:57

That's too much for this movie so

27:59

zaparicrinto's like there's people fall

28:01

down and they roll and they fire , then

28:04

they go on the railway and then they fist

28:07

, and then there's a train and

28:13

then he has a car waiting .

28:15

Yeah , and Agent 47 lays down under

28:17

a train . Did you say that ?

28:20

That part's fun .

28:21

Yeah , he laid under a train , just lays right down

28:23

. Here's the thing . Movies

28:25

are teaching me that we could do that , because this is

28:27

not the first movie that's done that . I have a very

28:29

strong suspicion that if I lay down

28:31

under a train , my tummy would get

28:33

torn off . I don't think

28:35

there's as much room as they keep telling everybody

28:37

. There's quite a bit of room under there . How

28:40

much Is there enough room for this thing

28:42

? I don't think so . I think I'm

28:45

Okay , I'll try it , but if I die

28:47

, I'm going to come back and I'm going to haunt you , yeah

28:50

.

28:53

Boom , boom , boom . Who

28:56

gets interrogated ? Someone gets interrogated

28:58

. What so

29:00

they're escaping ?

29:06

And I think this might be where he shoots her . Well , yeah , he

29:10

shoots her in the arm when he's escaping in the car .

29:11

Yeah , they took it from a long , long ways . He's like boom

29:13

, I shoot you , but he doesn't kill her . So

29:16

they interrogate her

29:20

and Zach .

29:22

No , no , no they have him . Well

29:24

, her and Zach go to

29:26

some sort of army base and

29:28

fire a gun Right

29:31

, yes , yeah

29:33

, and they get captured .

29:35

Oh yeah , Okay , hold on . So they go to the

29:37

US Embassy . He shoots a gun they take him inside

29:39

. Then they start getting interrogated

29:41

and they're like someone's trying to kill me . And

29:43

then she goes boop boop , boop boop , but he's

29:45

coming .

29:50

And then he gets to the metal detector and he has all the guns and so they're like oh , stop , and this

29:52

is a . This is actually a nice little scene , him coming

29:54

through the metal detector . Yeah , first

29:57

he sends a case through and the guy

29:59

who's looking at the x-ray machine sees a

30:01

giant sniper rifle and

30:03

his eyes just like get huge , wonderful

30:06

, subtle acting . That guy deserved a

30:08

bigger role in this movie . He

30:10

was some of the best acting in the entire

30:12

thing Great moment . And then

30:14

he pulls , he opens , he sets

30:16

off the buzzer , so then he opens his jacket

30:19

and it's just like four guns , knives

30:21

everywhere , and then he just gives a little shrug Also

30:24

one of his best moments . It's a really nice little

30:26

scene , great job

30:28

. That is the only compliment I'm going to give this

30:30

entire movie , I think .

30:31

So great work so

30:33

they take him into a thing , they put the big

30:36

gun on there , they put one bullet in there

30:38

and they're all the guys .

30:39

This is not legal . You can't do that

30:41

. You can't load a gun that's pointed

30:43

at your suspect . You can't do it and then suspect you can't

30:45

do it .

30:45

And then they're like and here's all your other guns , I'm

30:47

gonna hang them on a hook like one foot away

30:49

from you , so I'm gonna show you your guns

30:52

.

30:52

I what is happening I don't understand

30:54

.

30:54

We're not gonna lock them down because we gotta show you know

30:56

, look at your guns and the bullets .

30:58

I need you to see what you've done

31:00

. Shame on you , sir , definitely

31:03

some video game logic .

31:05

And then , of course , at a certain

31:07

point , the , the interrogator

31:09

dude , puts the bullet in there and the guns pointed

31:12

him . He's like your brother , tell me things . And then

31:14

of course , he's all like he

31:16

steals the , uh , steals

31:18

the line from uh yeah

31:22

, from watchman I was .

31:24

Oh man , I was , I was mad I

31:26

still remember there's .

31:27

there's a couple things I remember from my childhood

31:30

. Okay , the issue of

31:32

X-Men , where it's Wolverine alone

31:34

in the Hellfire Club .

31:36

One of the best issues of all time .

31:40

And I remember in the Watchmen when

31:43

fucking Rorschach is locked in prison and

31:45

Rorschach just looks at him just

31:47

like . I'm not locked in here with you . You're locked in prison and Rorschach

31:49

just looks at him , just like I'm not locked in here with you .

31:52

You're locked in here with me , everyone's fucked

31:54

. Rorschach

31:56

is going to destroy everyone and it's so great because he's

31:58

in with like 40 dudes , right , and you're

32:00

like , oh , they're all dead , they are all

32:03

dead .

32:03

You know , we knew Rorschach was a psychopath

32:06

. We knew that we didn't go as

32:08

our children and be like I want to be like Rorschach

32:10

. There's

32:12

something wrong with this guy , but it's cool , and

32:14

you didn't want to be Wolverine either . Wolverine had all

32:17

sorts of problems .

32:18

Well , okay , so here's the

32:20

one problem I have is , I did want to be Wolverine

32:22

and actually Naomi makes fun of me every

32:24

week when we watch x-men the animated

32:26

series , because she's like this is your role model .

32:29

He's a terrible person let

32:32

me read normal people norm okay

32:35

yeah , you normies over

32:37

there people like don't even wanted to be wolverine

32:39

, because they want to kill everyone yeah

32:41

, well , sure , but I also wanted to regenerate

32:43

.

32:44

You know what I mean ?

32:45

sure , that's the main draw to

32:47

wolverine so they steal that line

32:50

and you're just like you can't steal that line , especially

32:52

if you're going to deliver it .

32:53

So blah , so

32:55

blah .

32:58

So he kicks the table , the gun

33:00

goes off , it shoots through his chain . He pulls

33:02

out the chain and gets his guns and then they start

33:04

killing everyone . Kill , kill , kill , kill

33:07

kill , kill , kill , kill and then also zachary

33:10

kito gets free and

33:12

she gets free , so he just

33:14

runs and he jumps through the

33:16

.

33:16

The ones one way mirror you

33:18

think that breaks that easily ? Not a chance

33:20

. I'm like if that broke that easily

33:23

, wouldn't people try to escape all the time

33:25

?

33:25

it seemed a little weird . Oh so this

33:27

is when they get away , and then this

33:29

is when he shoots her from far away . So she's yeah

33:32

, yes , yep , you're absolutely right yeah uh

33:35

, they go to a hotel , she takes a shower

33:38

. Maybe she took pills . It's

33:40

like sexy time . Uh

33:42

, tell me what you know . And

33:44

then we , then we , we do the whole

33:47

thing that we did at the beginning , where we're saying

33:49

your dad did all this stuff

33:51

now there's

33:53

a couple things we have to point out in this conversation

33:56

.

33:56

Okay , number one she

33:59

goes what's your real

34:01

name ? He says my name's brian

34:03

, and then in the very next

34:06

line , she calls him john . Again

34:08

, why did she ask him what

34:10

his real name was if she's never

34:12

going to use it in the whole movie ? What

34:15

was the point of that from

34:17

the movie ?

34:18

There's zero point .

34:20

My name's Brian . Well , john , tell

34:23

me , what are you doing ? What's

34:25

going on here ? So that was upsetting

34:28

.

34:29

Number two A little tear should have gone in

34:31

my name's Brian .

34:33

I just told you John

34:35

.

34:36

Should have gone to the bathroom and been like I

34:39

can't , for once .

34:40

I mean Brian , and you know what Quinto could do

34:42

it . He's got some range , he could

34:44

pull up a tear .

34:45

He's an actor .

34:46

I like him he

34:49

could pull up a tier . Oh , he's a good actor , I like it , yeah . Yeah , he's great in star trek . Oh man

34:51

, nothing to do in this movie . Very sexy spot , well , sure , yeah , nothing to do with

34:53

this . Well , but who does you know ? I know

34:56

, um . And then the other thing that's

34:58

more character specific

35:01

is she . He tells

35:03

her that her father

35:05

has bioengineered

35:07

her to be superior , whatever the words

35:10

he used , and she was like what

35:12

, what are you talking about ? She doesn't

35:14

know . She's different . She

35:16

can see the future . She

35:19

thinks that's normal . She thinks everybody's walking

35:21

around seeing future memories it's

35:23

just ridiculous . just make her just be

35:25

like oh , my father , my father did this . That would

35:28

make sense . If what she's confused

35:30

about or surprised about is that her father

35:32

did this to her , I'll accept

35:34

it . Her being like what do you mean , I'm

35:36

different ? Nope , not acceptable

35:39

.

35:40

She should say like oh , I've always felt

35:43

like I was different .

35:45

Sure , like when I tell the future , everyone

35:48

else doesn't know what's going to happen next . It's

35:50

so weird .

35:52

Um , let's see , In front of her skills I was afraid

35:55

she pulls out her map . I love this . She

35:57

has this thing . I'm like , oh , okay , and it goes

35:59

.

36:01

Yes .

36:01

It's a giant map .

36:03

But , dan , what precedes that ? Do

36:05

you remember what happens

36:07

right before it ? A lot of kissing

36:09

, she so

36:11

much smooching . It's unbelievable

36:13

. No , he , he's explaining

36:15

to her why they're chasing her and

36:17

she goes . They think I can find my

36:19

father . That's absurd . And

36:22

then the next thing she does is pulls out a

36:24

giant map of his entire life

36:26

from her back . Why

36:28

is ? the line in there where she's surprised that

36:30

they think she can find her dad . This whole conversation

36:32

is weird . She's surprised by everything

36:35

that is just blatantly in front

36:37

of her . It's so weird .

36:38

But yes , the map itself was cool you

36:41

know , that's the thing they never want to let characters

36:43

like be like . Like a character

36:46

like her . They want her to

36:48

be completely indecisive about everything

36:50

, sort of like what , how

36:52

could this be ? I do , I've never heard of

36:54

such a thing . Yeah , you know you're

36:56

looking for this guy .

36:57

Yes , you're right . You've been searching for him for years

36:59

. You have a giant map in your bag

37:02

. Of course they think you can find him .

37:03

Yeah , and she should say something like you know , I

37:06

might have the way to find him .

37:07

She unfolds this gigantic map .

37:09

There you go .

37:09

And then she does her science , because then

37:12

she finds him in like 30 seconds . Yes

37:14

, she's shocked that they think that she

37:16

can find him . She pulls out a giant map

37:18

of his life , looks at it and is like , wow , he's right

37:20

here . I know exactly where he is within a

37:22

block radius . This actually is one

37:24

of the better parts of the movie because this part actually makes sense

37:26

, because she asks him about the father . Yes , she

37:29

gets some information Like

37:32

what languages does he speak ? What are his hobbies ? This one and this

37:34

one .

37:34

What's his favorite restaurant ? You know and you're like

37:36

, oh , his favorite . He probably lives near his favorite restaurant

37:39

she goes .

37:40

what did he like to do ? What did he enjoy

37:42

? And his answer was orchids .

37:45

Orchids , you know what that

37:47

is . Crossbreeding is a big

37:49

genetic science .

37:51

Well , of course I know that Because I play Animal

37:53

Crossing Dan . You gotta crossbreed

37:56

flowers To get some really fun , like

37:58

pinks and purples . It's beautiful Black

38:00

. Oh yeah , it's good .

38:06

And then Agent attacks , right yeah , agent attacks

38:08

right , yeah , agent attacks and

38:12

kills John and takes the girl .

38:15

Now let me ask you a question , dan .

38:17

Do you remember Blood Splatter ?

38:19

when he gets shot .

38:21

This is your last . I don't know .

38:23

This is my last question . This is your last question

38:25

. I've written down so many more . Oh

38:27

, I'm going to have to figure out how to phrase it as a statement

38:29

that you are forced to answer

38:32

. Still , uh , I

38:34

remember blood like a squib

38:36

of some sort when he gets shot . But then later

38:39

, when he's getting shot , he doesn't splurt

38:41

. So I was a little confused I

38:44

thought this was too misleading .

38:46

Oh , maybe he wears like a special shirt that has

38:48

fake blood .

38:49

It's blood in the lining so you think

38:52

he's dead . That's brilliant . I mean

38:54

honestly , that's smart .

38:57

And like this time when he gets shot he gets put out

38:59

and like out till they escape . Every

39:01

time else he gets shot , it's like

39:03

he goes like this I'm

39:05

not even sure he does that much .

39:07

I don't think he moves at all he's fine

39:10

, he's pretty which is sure

39:12

, but at least wolverine takes

39:15

the . You know what , like he's , he still hit

39:17

. Takes the impact of the bullet . The

39:20

your shiny metal skin doesn't stop

39:22

the impact of the bullet right

39:25

well , if you have enough metal in you , you , you're so

39:27

solid . You're so heavy

39:29

. Is that what you're saying ? You're

39:31

stuck to the ground .

39:33

You shoot like a concrete wall and the concrete

39:35

wall's like yeah , no .

39:38

I mean that's true . The concrete wall

39:40

which is stationary on four sides

39:42

doesn't move much .

39:44

So boom , he's got you tied

39:46

up and he's all like I'm gonna interrogate

39:49

you . Then they mind-meld . That

39:52

was different .

39:53

And he knew that she could do that . I

39:55

don't know , Because he's like , take my hand

39:57

and we'll know each other's memories .

39:59

He knows that because spoilers

40:02

they're brother and sister

40:04

.

40:05

Right , so they're brother and sister . I

40:08

was like that's kind of interesting . Um

40:10

, so does , is he ? I will

40:13

ask that later oh

40:15

, are you ?

40:16

you asking because we find out agent 48

40:18

is the same exact as him , right ?

40:20

so is he ? Are they just clones ? I

40:22

don't know . I don't know either , because

40:25

what they were saying maybe he was like

40:27

they engineered better humans

40:29

. I assumed they took like

40:31

I don't know , I don't know .

40:34

And so in this movie we're going to , you

40:36

know . So now's the time where the two of them are starting

40:38

to work together , so

40:41

it was a very short amount of time that she

40:43

believes that Akikinto was on

40:46

her side .

40:47

A hot item .

40:47

Kinto was on her side and you're like there has to be a point

40:49

at which she does something thinking that

40:51

he's on her side , and then he does something to betray

40:54

that . But they didn't do that . You're like , oh

40:56

, that's too bad , we want that , we

40:58

, we , we , just we want that in our bones

41:00

. We want betrayal .

41:02

We want betrayal so bad

41:04

. It helps us understand

41:06

.

41:11

Yeah , so bad . It helps us understand , yeah , and then hitman guy .

41:13

We're like , we're supposed to think he's the terminator right , and then I mean they're really leading

41:15

into that hard in the beginning they lead into the terminator

41:17

stuff .

41:18

And then we're like he has to act dispassionately

41:21

a few times , but instead he instantly

41:23

becomes her mentor and his sort

41:25

of jovial best friend , we're getting

41:27

along . He doesn't treat

41:29

her like shit . He's like

41:32

you move too slow , but you're going to

41:34

get it next time .

41:36

But it's adorable .

41:37

You're trying , you know he should like

41:39

smack her in the face or do something

41:41

Too slow . This

41:44

is what pain feels like Pain . You

41:46

know , you have to

41:48

make her hate him until she realizes

41:51

that . What ?

41:52

he's he's doing it for her own good .

41:53

He's doing it for , but instead he's just like well

41:56

, I hope you're better next time , because you're gonna

41:58

die if you're not better next time , Because if not , this

42:00

is all for nothing .

42:02

Oh well .

42:04

That part of it was very confusing to me . So

42:09

they have memories and

42:11

then he's all . She's all like untie me

42:13

because we're working together now , and he's like untie

42:16

yourself . And then he turns on the

42:18

jet engine .

42:18

A jet engine , it

42:20

really went from zero to a million

42:23

. Untie yourself , I'm

42:25

fine , that's great . That's a great little line

42:27

like oh , she has to learn to untie herself . But

42:29

you just step up the game so fast

42:31

, you're just like oh , and also here's 1,000

42:33

pounds of wind that's going to suck

42:36

you into a turbine and tear you to shreds .

42:38

It's unnecessary . She sort of gets untied

42:40

and then she does like a handstand and you're

42:42

like I'm not convinced she's not

42:44

made out of metal , Nope

42:46

she would just her feet would

42:48

get right too close , and then she's

42:51

a mist .

42:52

She's a red mist , that's all

42:54

she is for the rest of the movie . But no

42:56

, she's fine . She stood in a headstand for like 15

42:58

, 20 seconds , no problem .

43:01

And then she flips around and gets the chair loose

43:03

and

43:05

then she throws the chair into the turbine . That's , I mean , I liked

43:08

it , but that seems very unsafe . Shrapnel

43:11

. Yeah , okay

43:14

, warehouse , all

43:18

the bad guys . Okay , bad guys , come to the warehouse

43:20

. John at

43:22

47 fights more

43:25

. Try to stab him , he's unaffected

43:27

. Then eventually they

43:29

turn on the engine in the other room and

43:31

then she , like shoots and hits

43:33

the glass and he's all like you missed

43:35

me . And then she's like no

43:38

, we didn't miss you . And

43:40

then the window explodes and everybody gets sucked

43:42

into the engine except for him , that's because

43:44

they weren't doing handstands .

43:46

You know , that's the trick is , if you're on your hands

43:48

, you're much more solid to the ground .

43:55

Boom , boom boom .

43:57

Hitman's like where is ?

43:58

he Where's dad ? He's in Singapore

44:00

hiding in plain sight

44:03

, cause that's where the headquarters of a

44:05

bunch of a college syndicate . Yeah

44:07

, so headquarters

44:09

of whatchamacallit Syndicate . Yeah , so

44:11

Zachary goes to her apartment and

44:13

figures out he's in Singapore because she left all

44:15

the clues there .

44:16

Yeah , she just left a map and what looked like maybe

44:19

a note that says dad is here . I'm

44:21

not sure it's something like

44:24

that .

44:24

They get to the airport in Singapore and he's all

44:26

like you're gonna have to avoid the cameras , and then

44:28

he disappears , and then she like has to moonwalk

44:31

and do all these just puts on a hat

44:33

.

44:34

That's all we see him do . He puts

44:36

on a ball cap and then he just

44:38

walks out of the airport , as far as I can tell

44:41

, but she doesn't . She's like I

44:43

can't mess up my hair , I don't want to put on a hat

44:45

, so she has to do these five minutes

44:47

of slinking around and missing

44:49

cameras . This is a weird scene .

44:52

I don't I liked it . It could have been a

44:54

little more fun , but when she's like on the , on

44:56

the moving walkway , like walking backwards

44:58

or walking in place or whatever she's doing to

45:01

have these other people shield her . Yeah , view

45:03

of the camera . And of course , then she gets outside and walks

45:06

right in front of the camera just directly

45:08

in front of one and he's straight on facial

45:11

yeah and he's in the car , so

45:13

they doesn't say anything , he doesn't

45:15

notice it .

45:16

No one notices it , it's oh

45:18

, it's ridiculous . The matter is he probably set

45:20

her up that way because he wanted her to get seen

45:22

maybe

45:25

maybe it would have

45:27

been great if he would have said that at some point but

45:30

he doesn't say anything

45:32

.

45:32

A lot of emotions going on with this boy . Um

45:35

, so

45:38

they're getting on to him . Because of that . They go to the hotel

45:40

. He doesn't like moss because they eat his suits

45:42

. Um , they talk about

45:44

his barcode , because he has a barcode on the back

45:47

. They talk about her dad . She's

45:53

all like he's going to be there at 9 am tomorrow with his lung cancer Lung

45:56

cancer .

45:57

Tough stuff , that's not good .

46:00

Then he's all like . She's like can

46:02

you feel love ? He's like sometimes it's better

46:04

not to feel . But he doesn't say it like that , he's

46:07

just like sometimes it's better not to feel .

46:08

But he doesn't say it like that , he's just like , yeah , sometimes it's better not to feel

46:10

, yep , because he doesn't have like a cool voice , which is , uh , it's unfortunate he

46:12

doesn't have a cool voice yeah and

46:15

then she doesn't buy it .

46:16

And then she he's all like are you asking me ? You're acting

46:18

yourself . And then she said people can change

46:21

. And then he's like don't put your faith in me

46:23

. And then he's like I need to sleep . And

46:25

then she goes and does sexy swimming

46:27

.

46:28

Yeah , why what's going

46:30

on ? There's just some weird choices .

46:32

There's a couple times where you're like , ah , somebody's

46:35

going to get it on and they don't . Nobody

46:37

gets it on .

46:38

Just let me If you're looking for that in this

46:40

movie . It does not exist . It

46:42

would have been weird if you got it on with Hitman Well it

46:44

would have been a real Luke and Leia situation

46:46

at the end .

46:53

He's like asleep with his guns , but she takes his guns and takes

46:56

his guns apart .

46:56

He sleeps sitting up , by the way Super creepy , I

46:58

didn't like it at all . He sleeps like this

47:00

on the couch . People

47:03

that sleep sitting up , they scare me .

47:06

You think of the Professional that movie

47:08

? Yeah , yeah , and you're like this

47:10

poor movie .

47:11

You like feel sad for it you're

47:14

not wrong , but that's like a

47:16

. That's like a real movie . You know , it's

47:19

a video game movie .

47:20

That's an unfair comparison bad

47:23

guys come in the door . She's got the guns

47:25

. He has to kill them with his hands .

47:27

Okay , he didn't seem to have any real

47:30

problem .

47:30

He should have gotten injured , right something

47:33

should have happened .

47:33

Yeah , we should have some repercussions

47:35

for her stealing his guns and taking them

47:37

apart for no reason cut off his hand

47:40

, lose a finger or two , lose his eye

47:42

. I mean those were . Those are all

47:44

so different . Jeez louise

47:46

, maybe just like a black eye guy . Sheesh

47:49

Louise , he's got to finish the movie

47:51

. Can't lose a whole arm or hand

47:54

.

47:55

She says when I'm anxious , I take stuff apart .

47:57

I'm like what could have shown us that earlier ? Do you ? Because

48:00

I've never seen that before ?

48:01

But more importantly , she just leaves it apart

48:03

and also she didn't seem

48:06

anxious .

48:07

She went swimming , she seemed very relaxed , and then she

48:09

was like I'm gonna take apart some guns if

48:12

she should have been like prowling and been like

48:14

pulled all the leaves

48:17

, I better take it apart give

48:19

me those guns give me those

48:22

guns man we could have seen her like just

48:24

take the gun silently .

48:25

He keeps sleeping and she's all like she's

48:27

almost gonna flick him in the nose draw

48:30

a dick on his face see

48:36

, we should write these movies people

48:39

would not like that uh , they're

48:41

leaving . He steals a kid's inhaler

48:43

in the elevator and gives the

48:45

kid a knife and the kids all like now I got

48:48

a knife the kid's smile makes

48:50

me think that as soon as those elevator doors

48:52

close , he's murdering his parents they're

48:56

so dead . He's taking that money

48:58

and spending it all on , you know , in the video

49:00

arcade or something right ?

49:02

dude . Hey , worth it . I I

49:04

love a good arcade . We just found a new arcade

49:06

in Glendale , by the way . No

49:09

, burbank , at the Burbank , underneath

49:11

two floors below the Dairy Queen

49:13

, there's this giant arcade

49:16

which we did not know existed and we're going to

49:18

go back because it looks fun . Why

49:20

did you play ? I didn't have

49:22

any money at the time because

49:24

we went for some mall walking .

49:27

You don't bring your wallet when you go mall walking .

49:30

No , I just bring my ID , just in case I get killed

49:32

.

49:33

But what if I get mugged ? You'll have money

49:35

for them , so they don't kill you .

49:37

Is that how that works ? Yeah , because I've

49:39

been living my life the other way , where it's like if

49:41

I don't have any money , then they won't kill

49:43

me , they'll

49:46

just be like ah , you're not worth it .

49:47

Is that not right ?

49:47

you don't got any money in your

49:50

wallet , you die shit . Okay , you think , is that I

49:52

don't know what to believe now oh , you

49:54

should always so I should have a little bit of money

49:57

on hand to , to , to appease

49:59

them . Is that what you're saying ? Two or three hundred ? Okay

50:02

, I don't have that kind of money . Damn

50:04

okay , I don't even own that much . No

50:07

comment , I'm going to have to give him

50:09

my 401k .

50:12

They go to the Arboretum Very beautiful

50:14

.

50:15

Yes .

50:17

Makes you want to go there . Find his

50:19

dad Dad's played by Sierran

50:21

Hines . Once again , very little for him to

50:23

do .

50:24

Yeah .

50:24

And then basically he got her out of the program

50:27

so that she could live . She's kind

50:29

of resentful , I don't know .

50:32

Yeah , I mean , she's just kind of like a

50:34

general sort of upset .

50:37

He's like kill me now and then

50:39

. Then

50:44

the killing starts . A bunch of killing happens .

50:48

Yeah , the guys show up and they start shooting at stuff and everybody killing happens . Yeah , the guys show up and they start shooting

50:50

at stuff and everybody what ?

50:52

happens . I don't even remember what happens .

50:54

I think they just kind of run away , don't they ?

50:56

Yeah , they run away . They get in a red car

50:58

like this magic red car is waiting

51:00

for them that's bulletproof and magic , you're

51:02

like . Who supplies him with all

51:05

this magic helicopters and bulletproof

51:07

cars ?

51:08

Donna .

51:09

There it is , Donna .

51:10

Is that her name , did

51:12

you ?

51:13

write it down . I didn't write down her name . She was only

51:15

in like three scenes .

51:16

Yeah , no .

51:17

I think she only acted in two

51:19

and maybe called on the phone in one .

51:22

Yeah , I just don't think I wrote it down , but Donna

51:24

is what's sticking in my head , so that's what I'm going to say .

51:34

Two motorcycles versus a bulletproof car . A bulletproof car wins um shocking yeah . Uh

51:36

. Then they're all like they get to the final thing and they're , you know , he's all like

51:38

tell me what to do . And she's all like he's like

51:40

left or right and she's like straight

51:42

ahead . So then he goes straight ahead and then turns

51:45

right yep , which which is hilarious

51:47

right . Wait

51:49

a second . I don't understand

51:51

. How do you make a movie where you say

51:54

to the clairvoyant person , the person

51:56

that can see the future left to right , and

51:58

she says , go straight . And then you go straight , and then

52:00

you just randomly turn right somewhere ?

52:02

And nobody mentions it

52:04

. It's as if that's what she meant

52:06

by go straight . It doesn't

52:08

make any sense , Dan .

52:10

That was the weirdest part of the whole movie . Everything

52:12

else in the movie I'm like okay , whatever

52:15

, but that one just doesn't make any true sense

52:17

.

52:18

Yeah , because they hammer it home too . She

52:20

goes , go straight . He gives her a look and

52:22

she goes trust me . And

52:24

then he goes straight , turns right immediately

52:26

I don't know . And then he turns . He goes straight , turns right immediately , I

52:29

don't know .

52:30

Who knows , man Like how do you make your movie ? I mean , isn't

52:32

there one person at some test audience

52:34

that goes like wait a second , how

52:37

is that going straight ?

52:37

I didn't like when she said go straight and he went

52:40

right and it was fine . Okay

52:42

, that's a good note . Thanks , pal . Okay

52:45

, did I ever tell you that we did

52:47

? We did the test , one of the test

52:49

screenings for justice league , back

52:52

in the day .

52:52

No , oh , you mean you as you

52:54

as a viewer , yeah , as a viewer

52:57

.

52:57

I tore that thing apart . I was writing

52:59

. I wrote like my notes were covering

53:02

both sides of the page . The guy

53:04

was like okay , we're done , we're all out . Everyone

53:06

was out of the theater . I'm still writing shit down

53:08

. They didn't take any of my notes

53:11

. Ridiculous

53:13

.

53:14

See , and that's why Hollywood is struggling today

53:16

.

53:17

That's right , Because they invite audiences in and they

53:19

really just want you to be like that was amazing

53:21

. They don't really want to hear your thoughts . No because they

53:23

don't listen to you .

53:29

Well , nobody should listen to me . So they're like going , and then the things

53:31

are coming up out of the ground . It's like we're

53:33

not going to make it , and he's like we're going to make it , and then

53:35

they just , of course , make it . He doesn't do anything to make

53:37

it .

53:37

You're like , okay , yeah he was just driving

53:39

and

53:41

you think that the person that could see the future would

53:44

be like we're fine , just keep

53:46

going . And she was the one that's like we're

53:48

not going to make it .

53:52

That doesn't make sense , Dan . It doesn't make sense

53:54

. It's Zachary Quinto's car

53:56

hits , the thing flips

53:58

over .

53:58

That was good , I like that . And then just

54:00

lands which ?

54:02

is pretty great . It should have kept flying

54:04

into space . I don't know ?

54:05

Well , I was trying to yeah

54:09

, it detaches from gravity , because that's what that post does . And

54:12

then he just floats away , no I was

54:14

curious , because it hits and

54:16

flips but then it sticks

54:18

the landing . Wouldn't it continue

54:20

to roll ? I don't know .

54:25

I wonder if cars , because

54:27

you know when you roll , typically you roll on

54:29

your side right , that's true

54:31

.

54:32

Yeah , you wouldn't roll forward , I guess , yeah

54:34

.

54:35

I don't think you're going to make a . I don't think you're going to go . I

54:38

think you've got maybe one .

54:42

Maybe one half rotation , and

54:44

that's about all you get Okay

54:46

dad is , then

54:48

the chase continues

54:50

in the city .

54:53

Then they get caught by wires . Then

54:55

he kills a bunch of the wire men and that dad

54:57

gets shot and he can't get away . Then

54:59

we do the inhaler switch . So now he's

55:01

got the fake inhaler and then

55:03

dad gets caught and then the two of them just

55:06

like , oh , we just escaped .

55:09

Yeah , I mean , here's the thing he

55:11

got shot in the leg . Yeah , they

55:14

don't . I mean I understand that the

55:16

bad guys probably stopped chasing them more or less

55:18

when they get the doctor . Oh , because they

55:20

don't know the girl's important , yeah

55:22

, but like you could carry him Right

55:25

.

55:25

He's age 47 . He's a superhuman

55:27

. You him right , he's Agent 47 . He's a superhuman

55:29

. You couldn't carry him .

55:30

He's superhuman , dan they tell me that he's stronger , faster

55:33

, smarter , but carrying

55:35

a big , you know 250-pound

55:37

guy .

55:37

No , Nobody carries

55:40

me .

55:40

I don't understand .

55:42

Exactly Dad's

55:44

in the torture chair and they're

55:47

like go off

55:49

the formula . Tony

55:52

, that's really good Come on . What

55:54

is he going to be ? He's going to be like seven

55:57

, five , eight , six , three

55:59

, nine .

56:01

Well , I don't know , because I don't understand how

56:03

it works either , dan so . I don't know what

56:05

he has to say . He's going to have to be like well

56:07

there's

56:16

a , there's a twist . Yeah , I don't know . Yeah , like he's gonna

56:18

be able to , in like two easy sentences , explain his entire lifetime

56:20

research that's how science works .

56:21

I believe e equals mc squared . Yeah , we got it all .

56:22

Right , we got the formula , type it in not

56:25

how genetic science works at all

56:27

.

56:28

I'm usually not that much of a

56:30

stickler on this kind of thing , but just the idea

56:32

of we need to get him back here

56:35

. And it's not to get a formula

56:37

, it's to continue the research .

56:39

Right , yeah , we put you to work so

56:41

you can implement it here . That's

56:44

how that works .

56:45

Back in the old Flash Gordon

56:47

is . Have you ever heard of Flash Gordon ? Of course , back in the old Flash Gordon is . Have you ever heard of Flash Gordon

56:49

? Of course , yeah , back in the old Flash Gordon serials

56:52

. They go to the planet and there's

56:54

Ming the Merciless and there's Professor

56:56

Zarkov . And what does he do with Zarkov ? He

56:59

puts him in the lab and puts him to work , or

57:01

terrible things will happen to him . There

57:03

you go , and that's what you do , you put him in the lab , you

57:05

don't put him in a chair and try to torture him saying

57:07

Zarkov , tell me some

57:09

random number . Yeah

57:11

, really dumb . Well

57:17

, it didn't work anyhow , so maybe they've

57:19

learned their lesson . Okay , so the idea is the big chairman of

57:22

the syndicate's the real bad guy , and

57:24

if we kill him , the syndicate's going away

57:26

. Tony , has that ever been true in

57:28

any situation ?

57:29

Not only is that not true , it's

57:32

not a you know , chop off the head of the

57:34

snake and the body dies or whatever

57:36

but also this guy barely

57:38

does anything and he seems really nice

57:40

Like . He seems like a really nice

57:42

, calm guy . He's very calm . He

57:44

comes in and he's just like hey , will you please tell

57:47

me I'm just trying to work

57:49

here , bud Please tell me he

57:51

didn't shoot one of his subordinates . No

57:54

, so he's not evil

57:57

. We know that . That's exactly how you

57:59

show in a movie that he's evil

58:01

. He has to pull the gun on his own people

58:03

shoot him in the head and be like look how bad

58:05

I am . You

58:07

got to do that .

58:08

This guy's basically a good guy so he's down

58:10

there chatting him up like you're gonna give us the

58:12

info , right , bro ? Come on , bro , come

58:14

on , bro . Agent 47 calls

58:16

in and has completely hacked everything that

58:19

they ever did , even though they could have never done that before

58:21

, and I was like , yeah , that's what the inhaler

58:23

is about . The inhaler he snuck

58:25

the inhaler in and the inhaler did all this

58:27

.

58:28

Oh , it had like a microchip that allowed him on the inside

58:31

.

58:31

Yes , I see that would have been smart

58:33

, that would have been nice . I'd have been like that

58:35

makes sense . But now it doesn't make sense because

58:37

that's not what the inhaler's for .

58:39

Well , maybe it's two things , Maybe it's a bomb

58:41

and a microchip .

58:43

Could be . And

58:46

then he puts her

58:48

in a helicopter and

58:51

then remote control flies the helicopter

58:53

up right and she's tied knocked

58:55

out .

58:56

Because she like kind of does like a weird wake-up

58:59

thing , he did knock her out .

59:00

He he poked a pin , he drugged

59:02

her .

59:02

Oh , that's right , that's right .

59:03

Yeah , he acupunctured her , yeah but somehow

59:06

she wakes up in the helicopter right

59:08

at the right moment and they're

59:10

all like I've got the

59:12

girl in here and she's the DNA

59:14

that you need , which actually

59:17

that makes some sense

59:19

, right .

59:22

Yeah , because then I just take it out and

59:24

then put it in me and then I'm fine right .

59:26

That's how blood works .

59:26

That's exactly how it would work .

59:28

Ooh Science Instead what they do and then put it in me and then I'm fine

59:30

, right , that's how blood works . That's exactly how it would work Science . Instead

59:32

, what they do is does

59:35

she crash the helicopter into the building

59:37

or does ?

59:37

he do it . Yeah , she gets mad and

59:39

she grabs the stick and then , you

59:41

know , drives forward Just

59:44

like Die Hard 5 . Remember

59:49

, she runs out of bullets so she crashes the helicopter

59:51

into the building , but , you know , unfortunately

59:54

they jumped out of the building at the same

59:56

time , so hers was for nothing . But

1:00:00

also her helicopter blew up when

1:00:02

she did that and this one's fine . This

1:00:04

one just loses its propellers , but basically

1:00:06

lands . This one just loses the propellers

1:00:08

, but basically lands .

1:00:09

So the agent starts to fight Zack

1:00:11

and he's getting

1:00:13

beat up and they're beating up the set and the

1:00:15

stuff's falling down , and

1:00:23

then at a certain point he's all like you made the big mistake , because you did this . And I thought

1:00:25

the whole idea was he was sacrificing himself so that something

1:00:28

else would happen elsewhere .

1:00:30

No , but that was not the case . That's not

1:00:32

the case at all . Nope , he's

1:00:36

just saying hey , you thought you were better

1:00:38

than me . Nana , nana , boo boo .

1:00:41

So instead , when

1:00:43

he , like Zach , thinks about something

1:00:45

, then he's able to get him and electrocute

1:00:47

him with a garrote .

1:00:48

Somehow tie him to

1:00:50

an electrocution portal

1:00:52

. I didn't understand it .

1:00:56

I do not believe in your typical thing that's running

1:00:58

a couple of strings of lights . There's

1:01:00

enough .

1:01:03

Not only for it , but don't they cut out ? They

1:01:05

cut out to the entire building and the building

1:01:08

goes black . It

1:01:10

sucked up all of the energy and put

1:01:12

it into Quinto's brain .

1:01:15

There's these things , there's a couple of things , there's fuses

1:01:17

and there's circuit breakers .

1:01:19

Circuit breakers .

1:01:21

Circuit breakers . We live in

1:01:23

a building that's a thousand years old and

1:01:25

our circuit breakers work fine .

1:01:28

You know what , dan dan ? Can you

1:01:30

imagine a movie ? Nobody steal

1:01:32

this . I'm , I'm putting this okay

1:01:35

but you start getting electrocuted

1:01:37

and then go pop , it

1:01:39

stops and you're like , oh shit , I popped a circuit

1:01:41

breaker . He's got to go run and like restart

1:01:43

the circuit breaker to electrocute the guy

1:01:45

. That would be fun . I'm

1:01:48

gonna put it in a script nobody steal that

1:01:50

trademark . I think that's gonna work really

1:01:52

well . I think it'll be funny

1:01:54

. I think it's gonna play really nicely , dan

1:01:56

.

1:01:57

So then the girl shows up and she's all like when

1:01:59

this is over , I'm gonna kill you

1:02:01

and we're just like what

1:02:04

, what , yep

1:02:06

like I don't know there's not really been

1:02:08

a bad consequence from all the weird shit he's done

1:02:10

.

1:02:11

Right . Not only that , but she's

1:02:13

alive , the dad's alive

1:02:15

. Right now Everything's going pretty

1:02:18

well for her . Yeah , I don't understand

1:02:20

why she's so mad .

1:02:27

Then we say to the composer , write me

1:02:29

some Quentin Tarantino music . And

1:02:31

we put the Quentin Tarantino music on .

1:02:35

It's weird . It's like a weird kind

1:02:37

of Western espionage

1:02:40

type of beat . I don't know , it doesn't

1:02:42

fit this movie at all .

1:02:44

It was not the rest of the movie , but they're like

1:02:46

we got to have some Quentin Tarantino in here , baby

1:02:48

.

1:02:49

I don't think anyone ever needs that .

1:02:52

So they get up to the helipad , they just shoot

1:02:54

everyone they do running where

1:02:56

they slide .

1:02:58

Dan , hold on . The helicopter

1:03:00

is outside right and there's

1:03:02

what seems to be an elevator that

1:03:05

just opens to that helipad

1:03:07

. You're ?

1:03:08

going to complain about the guards looking

1:03:10

towards the .

1:03:11

They're all facing the helicopter

1:03:13

, so their backs are to the elevator

1:03:16

yes I'm gonna complain about that they

1:03:18

never know .

1:03:19

Maybe the , maybe the possessor is gonna

1:03:21

take over that helicopter got

1:03:26

it . You never know when the possessor is to come through

1:03:28

and take over an inanimate object , I mean he was loose

1:03:30

Ghostbuster .

1:03:31

He was loose at the end of that movie . At the end of that movie

1:03:33

he was free . Yeah , the doors . I mean it

1:03:35

has to ding right . It's an elevator , it

1:03:38

has to make some sort of noise . It opens

1:03:40

the doors and they're still facing the wrong way

1:03:42

. Oh boy .

1:03:44

You know , once again you have like the classic oh

1:03:46

God , you think of the professional

1:03:49

and he's like they keep on going through

1:03:51

the door . The door opens and they go through , and then

1:03:53

he's up there and then he reaches down and

1:03:55

closes the door and then shoots them all

1:03:57

. You're like , oh , ah , yeah

1:03:59

, it's a mindfuck . It

1:04:02

goes back to the wrath of Khan , right

1:04:04

, they're fighting . Okay , they're

1:04:06

fighting Khan . Yeah , they're

1:04:11

fighting . Okay , they're fighting khan . Yeah , and they're like

1:04:13

khan's thinking in two dimensions and kirk is thinking

1:04:15

in three dimensions and it's 3d chess , yeah , no , that's whatever . Stop

1:04:18

, because you know , khan

1:04:20

never was a space fighter , he's a terrestrial

1:04:22

fighter , you know , fighting down there you're thinking

1:04:25

fighting on earth , that you're just , you're here . Yeah

1:04:27

, not earth , but ground , sorry and

1:04:29

when you have lines like that in movies , you're

1:04:32

like those . Those are lines that last forever

1:04:35

.

1:04:36

Yeah yeah , just

1:04:38

like I'm not locked in here with

1:04:40

you , you're locked in here with

1:04:42

me great line this

1:04:45

movie has to steal it sadly .

1:04:47

No , no other good lines in this movie .

1:04:49

I don't think right no

1:04:51

, not that I can recall

1:04:53

, except for , hey , what's

1:04:55

your name , brian ?

1:04:57

well , john , that's a great line

1:04:59

um , he

1:05:01

takes a bullet for her . I actually

1:05:03

got emotional when you talk about for her . I was like , oh wow

1:05:05

, this is . This is what this movie's supposed to be about

1:05:07

sure , it's not really

1:05:10

, but that's fine nice moment

1:05:12

, that's a nice little moment

1:05:14

. So they fly away and they're too

1:05:16

far to shoot , which of course you know a

1:05:18

hell , something like a helicopter , you can't shoot that

1:05:21

I've , I don't know

1:05:23

, I've seen it happen okay

1:05:25

and then the dad , like , pulls out the inhaler

1:05:27

and then he knows it's a bomb . How ?

1:05:29

did he know it was a bomb ? I don't know how he knew , but

1:05:31

he knew immediately that

1:05:34

this was going to explode him . Bomb

1:05:36

. So he just taped

1:05:38

the word bomb on it . That actually would have

1:05:40

been smart .

1:05:43

She pulls a gun on him and she's

1:05:45

all like , oh

1:05:48

, oh , no , wait , hold on . She blows

1:05:50

it up and then he gets the phone call

1:05:52

confirm target elimination , leclerc . And

1:05:55

then they're like did you kill the second

1:05:57

one ? And then he's all like , oh , oh

1:06:01

, yeah , then she points

1:06:03

a gun at him and then he's

1:06:05

like you're dead , dead , dive to save

1:06:07

his children . And then the elevator

1:06:09

opens again and there's another 47

1:06:11

. But it's 48 . And

1:06:13

then they shoot him .

1:06:16

They're working together . That's

1:06:18

it . Fade to black , that's not it . What

1:06:20

Wait ? That's not it .

1:06:22

You missed the bonus scene .

1:06:24

There's a bonus scene . Oh no

1:06:26

, tony , I did miss it . Oh

1:06:29

man , tell me about

1:06:31

it , I blew it . Cut the second kid

1:06:33

down on the floor .

1:06:35

Oh Jesus , his hair is now white

1:06:37

because he got electrocuted

1:06:40

. His eyes come open , okay

1:06:42

.

1:06:45

So I didn't miss a lot . That

1:06:47

was a bit extreme there , dan . That

1:06:49

was a bonus scene . You missed it , but great , yeah

1:06:51

, I can't wait for the sequel . It's gonna

1:06:53

be really good . Actually , you can wait for

1:06:55

the sequel . I have to because it's

1:06:57

not coming . You will wait , I

1:07:00

will . Whether I want to or not , I'm

1:07:02

waiting yeah , so I mean

1:07:04

I don't know some

1:07:07

silly stuff . It's okay , silly

1:07:09

stuff . I mean , we've seen worse .

1:07:11

We've seen so much worse

1:07:13

you know you think

1:07:15

back to the the auto chase scene

1:07:17

at the beginning of die hard and how this die hard

1:07:19

setup you're just like .

1:07:21

This movie at least made an amount of sense

1:07:23

and there was a couple of cool

1:07:25

deaths which we didn't really about

1:07:27

. Like one guy fell down off

1:07:30

of like a higher tier onto a

1:07:32

railing and , just like , broke the shit

1:07:34

out of his neck . That was pretty cool , I'm

1:07:36

not going to lie , I enjoyed that .

1:07:38

He hits one of the motorcycles and

1:07:40

it flies against one of the posts .

1:07:42

It's just like yes , yes , yeah , there's

1:07:45

some fun stuff yeah .

1:07:47

You know the

1:07:49

girl was okay , I'm like I'd , watch

1:07:51

her in another movie .

1:07:53

But have you .

1:07:55

She's like a pop star or something .

1:07:57

Oh really , okay , I don't know . I didn't know who

1:08:00

she was .

1:08:01

She has some name like Anna Baby or something

1:08:03

like one word .

1:08:05

Anna Baby .

1:08:06

Something like that .

1:08:07

That's great . Angela

1:08:10

Baby . It's longer than you thought

1:08:12

, dan . Sorry , I got it so wrong

1:08:15

. You can't give a nickname

1:08:17

when it's one word . Alright , that's not how

1:08:19

it works . It is one word . Angela Baby

1:08:21

, that's one word . It's

1:08:23

one word , but you shortened it to Angie Baby

1:08:25

.

1:08:26

Which would be fine if it was Angie .

1:08:28

Oh , I thought you said Angie , alright , anna Baby word , but you shortened it to angie , baby it's , which would be fine if it was angela . There's an angie , all right , and

1:08:30

a baby angie's list , which

1:08:32

is not just angie . By the way , they changed

1:08:35

that it's not list anymore .

1:08:36

I didn't know that yeah , good luck to them . I

1:08:39

think they can go to the corporate graveyard along

1:08:41

with red lobster uh

1:08:43

, I am bummed about red

1:08:45

lobsterster .

1:08:46

Those cheddar biscuits , dan

1:08:49

oh my God

1:08:51

, those are good .

1:08:52

I don't like it . When was ?

1:08:53

the last time you had a cheddar biscuit .

1:08:55

I don't think I've ever had one .

1:08:57

Have you ever been to Red Lobster ?

1:08:59

Maybe we went once .

1:09:03

Oh , so you don't even like Red Lobster . I

1:09:05

hate the smell of fish . Oh

1:09:07

, that's a bad restaurant for you then yeah , no

1:09:10

, that's , that's not where you want to

1:09:12

go . That and long john silver's

1:09:14

. You probably don't want to go to either of those places , all

1:09:16

right , well , you listen

1:09:18

. I don't know if they're still selling them in stores , but

1:09:20

they did sell them in stores for a while . But if you can get your

1:09:22

hand on some red lobster cheddar biscuits

1:09:24

, it's worth it , before it's gone forever

1:09:27

as long as they don't have fish in them there's

1:09:29

no , there's no fish . I wouldn't . I don't , like I

1:09:32

don't love fish .

1:09:32

I mean , I'm I'm fine with fish , I don't believe you , there's

1:09:34

probably like an anchovy in the center of each one .

1:09:37

No , if it was , I would

1:09:40

vomit , but I would also try

1:09:42

to get you to eat them . So you're not wrong in

1:09:44

assuming that I would do that . But I am saying

1:09:46

hand to god , I enjoy

1:09:49

the cheddar biscuits and you would too there

1:09:51

it is .

1:09:52

Yeah , so you know , hopefully they made

1:09:54

a little money on this movie , it's

1:09:56

one of those .

1:09:56

I didn't even look it gets a .

1:09:58

It seems like this is another one of those movies that you know

1:10:00

gets on a lot of hate hate lists and this

1:10:03

does not belong on hate hate lists yeah

1:10:05

, well , I mean , I don't .

1:10:07

again , we don't know anything about the games

1:10:09

, so if you're a fan of the games , it

1:10:11

could have gotten it all wrong . You

1:10:13

know what I mean ? I'm going to be sure .

1:10:16

When did the first Keanu

1:10:18

Reeves John Wick movie come

1:10:20

out ? Oh , that's

1:10:23

a good question .

1:10:23

I didn't expect you to ask me that you should know

1:10:26

the answer to that question , Tony .

1:10:29

You've been a fan of that franchise .

1:10:31

I am a fan of the franchise . You're absolutely right

1:10:33

, it's ooh 2014

1:10:36

. So before this movie there's

1:10:38

the kiss of death . That's too

1:10:40

bad .

1:10:40

Because this movie aesthetically very similar

1:10:43

, right ? Yes ?

1:10:44

Yeah , and just worse in every

1:10:46

conceivable way . Ah , sad

1:10:49

. What are you going to do ?

1:10:51

Okay , Tony , this is the point at which

1:10:53

you talk about something you

1:10:55

like this week .

1:10:57

So it's not a movie I apologize

1:11:00

or TV , but it is a podcast

1:11:02

.

1:11:02

Oh , okay , it's called Mission Implausible

1:11:05

.

1:11:05

It is two ex-CIA

1:11:07

agents who are debunking

1:11:10

um conspiracy theories

1:11:12

and it's it's fun

1:11:14

, it's really fun to listen to . Are they funny

1:11:16

, or are they ? Uh ? I mean , they make

1:11:18

a couple of jokes . They're not overly funny

1:11:20

, but they do share anecdotes from their

1:11:23

time in the field , what they are allowed to

1:11:25

share without , you know , getting arrested

1:11:27

and murdered , um , so there's

1:11:30

, it's really interesting . I'm really having a good time . They

1:11:32

did the first episode , um

1:11:34

, I totally forgot there was something

1:11:37

interesting . Oh okay , oh uh . They

1:11:39

did bill gates with the compute

1:11:41

, the microchips in the vaccines . They

1:11:43

did that one , uh , which

1:11:45

was hilarious . They just

1:11:47

I just listened to one about , uh , january

1:11:50

6th oh , wow , okay but

1:11:52

yeah , there's some . There's some cool stuff . It's interesting . I

1:11:54

would recommend it if you have any interest in

1:11:56

conspiracy theories or just listening

1:11:59

to two guys that spent almost

1:12:01

30 years each in the cia which

1:12:03

is very interesting doing real stuff and

1:12:05

have to like real espionage shit

1:12:07

and it's cool .

1:12:09

Cool . I

1:12:13

started the new Disney

1:12:15

Plus Doctor who . I didn't . Is this a ? Is it a cartoon

1:12:18

? No , it's the new guy . The

1:12:20

new guy . It's on Disney Plus now . Yes

1:12:22

, they , oh BBC

1:12:25

did not have the money to keep on making it

1:12:27

at the level they wanted to make it at , so

1:12:29

they , they went in with with Disney

1:12:31

Wow and it's on .

1:12:33

Disney plus .

1:12:33

Okay , that's cool and I got a new guy

1:12:35

and they brought Steven Moffat back . Who's

1:12:38

the producer ? That was sort of before this

1:12:40

last , maybe one or two producers and

1:12:42

I I gotta say I stopped watching under Peter Capaldi

1:12:45

and I didn't watch much of uh , jody

1:12:47

, what's her name ? And I , I love peter capaldi and I

1:12:49

love her and I just like it

1:12:51

was just a show , wasn't the show that

1:12:54

I wanted to see . And this

1:12:57

show is right back to being

1:12:59

real doctor . Who , interesting

1:13:01

, where there's just a lot of real doctor

1:13:04

. Who , he kind of things where you know who's

1:13:06

like this is not happening on

1:13:08

my you know he , just he's the

1:13:10

guy . That's like I'm going to figure out a way . And

1:13:12

these episodes are

1:13:14

insane the Christmas one , which was

1:13:16

the first one , the

1:13:20

second one insane

1:13:22

. I didn't watch the third one . I skipped

1:13:24

to the fourth one because I heard things about the fourth

1:13:26

one . I wanted to watch it and you know you watch things so weird sometimes

1:13:28

. I skipped to the fourth one because I heard things about the fourth one .

1:13:30

I wanted to watch it and you know you watch things so weird sometimes

1:13:32

. You can't just skip things , yeah

1:13:34

, you can .

1:13:35

Let me explain something to you . You

1:13:39

can't Key

1:13:41

point being new companion

1:13:43

great , and

1:13:47

this new guy is just , he's just dynamic . You know , you're just like

1:13:49

Okay , when people move into

1:13:51

the Doctor who role and just are like this is my role , everybody

1:13:54

shut up . You're like yeah , thank you

1:13:56

thank you for this . Okay , maybe

1:13:59

I'll give it a shot then yeah , to watch the christmas

1:14:01

one , because I

1:14:04

can't even tell you what happened . It's just

1:14:06

beyond insane . Okay

1:14:08

, tony , what do you

1:14:11

got for us next week ?

1:14:13

I've been waffling all day . I'm not

1:14:15

gonna lie to you . There's two things that I really

1:14:17

want to do , but I think I'm gonna go with the one that's

1:14:19

more recent . Oh , yes , so

1:14:22

I want to go back to 2019

1:14:24

. Oh , one of my best friends

1:14:26

, will Smith , did

1:14:29

a movie with himself , and of course

1:14:31

it's called Gemini man . Oh

1:14:33

and uh , I don't know . It's

1:14:35

interesting because the rotten tomatoes

1:14:37

is very skewed . It's got 27%

1:14:40

critic score but an 83%

1:14:42

audience score , but the trailer

1:14:45

looked terrible it it

1:14:47

looks like the young one looks terrible .

1:14:49

Right he looks like a monster .

1:14:53

And it's been four years and I haven't watched

1:14:55

it on my own . So this is how I get these

1:14:57

things done I force us to watch it , we're

1:14:59

ready to Gemini man it up , baby Gemini

1:15:02

man .

1:15:03

Yeah , there's still a lot of movies we need

1:15:05

to do . Yes , yes , there are . I got a lot of movies we need to do .

1:15:07

Yes , yes , there are not

1:15:10

need to do . Get to do it is a privilege

1:15:13

I have one for my next

1:15:15

pick .

1:15:15

That I'm just very excited about you

1:15:18

don't seem excited .

1:15:20

I'm so excited . You seem

1:15:22

defeated by it . I'm very excited about it

1:15:24

.

1:15:25

I almost was going to preempt you and not let you make a

1:15:27

pick this week . Wow , you are unbelievable very excited about it .

1:15:29

I almost was going to preempt you and not let you make a pick this week . Wow , you

1:15:34

are unbelievable . You know what ? We can't

1:15:36

give you power because you abuse it , dan Goodsell . But

1:15:38

thank you for letting me pick .

1:15:39

Jim and I are very excited . Will

1:15:42

Smith we've

1:15:44

watched him a number of times .

1:15:46

We sure have Still more to come .

1:15:50

We haven't done Wild Wild West yet .

1:15:52

Yep .

1:15:54

It's like I've seen Wild Wild

1:15:56

West . I know why it's terrible . Of course It'll be

1:15:58

fun to talk about . And the other one

1:16:00

that's always sort of looming in

1:16:02

my thought patterns is John Carter

1:16:04

, warlord of Mars . Yeah

1:16:08

, I always get these streams

1:16:10

on , not streams things

1:16:13

where people talk and they're like you

1:16:15

know what movie was really good that everybody

1:16:17

craps on John Carter .

1:16:19

Warlord of Mars . I

1:16:22

mean , I remember not hating

1:16:24

it , it's not terrible terrible

1:16:26

, but it's not .

1:16:27

You can't say it was good , no , no , no , I'm not agreeing with your friend there .

1:16:29

I don't think that it's not terrible . Terrible , but it's not . You can't say it was good . No , no , I'm not . I'm not agreeing

1:16:32

with your friend there . I don't think that it's good , but

1:16:34

I remember not hating it and I also remember

1:16:36

liking taylor kitch and

1:16:38

being like man . This guy has just had a string

1:16:40

of bad luck where either the movie's

1:16:43

not good or he like he's

1:16:45

fine but the movie's not good , and then people

1:16:47

blame him . He got

1:16:49

a rotten little run there . Battleship

1:16:52

was in that . Oh , he was in

1:16:54

that . Remember that movie . But

1:16:56

yeah , I would love to do that at some point .

1:16:58

We are Team Taylor Kitsch over here I

1:17:00

am too . And he's

1:17:03

not terrible in John Carter . You're like okay

1:17:05

, it's just the movie's weird

1:17:07

. You're just like ugh .

1:17:10

Because it's just see the movie's weird . You're just like , oh , you know it .

1:17:11

Because it's disney right and disney .

1:17:12

You know well , they don't know what they're doing . Just just watch the star

1:17:14

wars films . Oh

1:17:17

, I love

1:17:19

a new hope oh no

1:17:21

, the force awakens .

1:17:22

Oh , that's a freudian slip um that's

1:17:25

the other thing people need to spend four hours

1:17:27

doing is watching the new jenny nicholson takedown

1:17:31

of the star cruiser . You

1:17:33

know what ?

1:17:33

star cruiser is like the ship

1:17:36

in star wars .

1:17:38

Disney . At disney world opened

1:17:40

a hotel called star

1:17:42

oh yeah , no , I do remember

1:17:44

that .

1:17:45

Is it still open ? No , it closed

1:17:47

.

1:17:48

Yikes and

1:17:51

she went oh . She

1:17:59

just put up her latest video

1:18:01

which is four hours long where she deconstructs . That's a lot the beginning

1:18:03

, the end , her going on it how it didn't

1:18:05

work , why it didn't work , why it couldn't work

1:18:07

. And

1:18:11

the video goes pretty fast and she's like the queen

1:18:13

of the takedowns , and I've been . I was just watching

1:18:15

her rise of skywalker takedown , because

1:18:18

they're like podcasts , you just put them on and

1:18:20

just have her roast . Sure , she just

1:18:22

roasts the hell out of these

1:18:24

things that do not have plots , that

1:18:26

you know rises , or

1:18:29

is that what ? The last one , whatever , the very

1:18:31

last ? Yeah , I think that's right

1:18:33

, yeah , yeah it's just like you I've never

1:18:35

seen it , so I can't talk about it .

1:18:37

But I mean it's , it was

1:18:39

a weird from I saw it in theaters , that's

1:18:42

it , and it was a lot of just like

1:18:44

a mishmash of like

1:18:46

fan and

1:18:48

being too scared to try anything

1:18:51

and then ignoring the two the movie that came before

1:18:53

it . Like it was a lot , it was just a

1:18:55

. It was really weird . If I remember that correctly

1:18:57

and I do remember , don't they

1:19:00

I think they fake kill chewy like

1:19:03

they make you think the chewy's dead . You

1:19:05

can't do that , that's , that's , that's not

1:19:07

okay . I don't , yeah

1:19:09

, I don't remember . I don't remember much , but

1:19:11

I remember being walking out and just being like what's

1:19:13

the point of all of that ? Why

1:19:15

did I do that ?

1:19:18

And they just dropped the new knives out . Super

1:19:21

, give you no information

1:19:23

Trailer . There's a third one

1:19:26

. Oh yeah , oh yeah , they signed for

1:19:28

three or four more at least .

1:19:30

I didn't realize that . Okay , I'm a big

1:19:32

fan of those movies . I like them both . I

1:19:36

know that you only liked one of them .

1:19:37

right , I liked the second one . It's right up there , one

1:19:39

of my top movies of the past

1:19:41

10 years and top movies of all time . It

1:19:44

is just the character work , the structure

1:19:46

, just like everything like everything .

1:19:48

Yeah , it's good . I , I and I , we

1:19:50

like them both . We're big fans of both

1:19:52

movies . So , yeah , they are different but we

1:19:54

enjoy very different and I hope , I hope the new one

1:19:56

is .

1:19:57

You know , I think the new one's going to sort of follow

1:19:59

the , the model that he had on that one , where you

1:20:01

just really make

1:20:04

a mystery . That's like , wow , sure , yeah

1:20:06

, certainly . The character work in

1:20:08

that first one's great .

1:20:11

Yes .

1:20:12

It's just the mystery didn't do much for me . Yeah

1:20:15

, I get that , and I didn't like the whole thing

1:20:17

where she barfed , when she lied . I hate

1:20:19

that . That killed me .

1:20:22

Yeah Well , you can't win them all

1:20:24

Dan .

1:20:24

Well , we're going to go see some Gemini man and

1:20:26

we'll be uh back next week . Uh

1:20:29

, talking about that .

1:20:30

Oh , if you like and subscribe , I

1:20:35

thought about an afterthought I thought about it right at the

1:20:37

beginning and then I was like well , I thought you were

1:20:39

gonna do it , because you talked about youtube

1:20:41

, you talked about what we should call it , and then

1:20:43

you just we just went on , you're just like and

1:20:46

we're done .

1:20:46

I was about to . Then I started talking about those things I

1:20:49

completely forgot well

1:20:52

, you know , todd , like and

1:20:54

subscribe again .

1:20:55

My friend , you're the only person still here and

1:20:57

my buddy , tom .

1:20:59

Thank you , tom . Keep it up , buddy . All

1:21:01

right , we'll see you next time goodbye

1:21:03

everybody .

1:21:05

Hey watch it With Dan and Tony . Hey

1:21:07

watch it With Dan and Tony . It's

1:21:17

like watching

1:21:24

, yeah .