0:00

I went to shit and I was like , has Tony done anything

0:02

today ? And she looked up and she's like he's taking

0:04

no steps .

0:05

Yeah , I know I have moved almost at

0:07

all . It's been a nice

0:10

, nice little morning .

0:11

Lay on the floor and roll from a

0:13

place .

0:14

I haven't even rolled . I

0:16

slept in this chair , Dan . I'm

0:34

Tony .

0:36

Each week we take a look at

0:38

a movie by watching the movie

0:40

and then thinking about

0:42

the movie and then doing maybe some research

0:44

.

0:47

I think Tony did some research this time

0:49

.

0:51

Well , I was mid research when I joined the call 12

0:53

minutes late , so I didn't

0:55

do a lot of research . I'll just say that this week Tony got to pick

0:57

our movie .

0:59

What movie , movie movie did you pick ? Movie movie Tony

1:01

Well to set the scene ? I did a Google search for

1:03

movies set in 2024

1:06

. And a gem just

1:08

happened to pop there's not a ton of them . Let

1:10

me just say that there's not a ton of movies set

1:12

in 2024 . I bet we'll get some this year

1:14

, but I'm not worried about

1:16

current movies . But this one

1:19

popped up and I was like yep , yeah , though

1:21

, this is definitely a movie that we should do . This

1:23

is , of course , highlander 2 , sometimes

1:26

subtitled , the Quickening . Nowadays

1:30

, the only one that you seem can seem

1:32

to be able to find is what is it the renegade

1:34

?

1:35

I believe it's the renegade cut , and there

1:37

is also like a Blu-ray

1:39

or something and director's cut which is a

1:42

special edition , director's cut

1:44

, which is very similar to the renegade cut

1:46

and this was , I suppose . The director went

1:48

back and nobody wanted

1:50

theatrical version . They like , and

1:52

so they like . They don't even nobody's

1:55

like . Oh , we better put that out there because there's some

1:57

fans of that . No , they were like no one wants

1:59

to see that , so they get let the director

2:01

guy , because supposedly the suits came

2:03

in and they're the ones that ruined

2:06

this movie . And

2:08

then he cleaned it up and put some

2:10

deleted scenes and took out some stuff

2:12

where the Highlanders were aliens

2:14

. I guess that was one of the big contenders

2:17

points .

2:18

Let's be honest , they still kind of are , because

2:20

the flashbacks that go to the alien

2:22

world , that just no longer say

2:24

they're in an alien world , is definitely

2:26

an alien world . That's not Earth a

2:29

long time ago . It's like a Mars

2:31

type of place , I don't

2:33

know . Yeah , it's

2:35

super interesting , the history of this

2:37

movie . I wish that I knew it all .

2:39

Yeah , so you know he

2:41

cut some of that stuff out and changed them from

2:43

being aliens to just being from the past

2:45

. But

2:49

having watched this

2:51

movie . This movie is just a terrible

2:53

movie . Yes , and

2:57

if this is the improved version , it's

3:03

like . It's like . It's like if you , if you

3:05

, you know you got the pile of bones and you put the

3:07

thing back together . The pile of bones is terrible

3:09

. There is no creature you're going to make from

3:12

this pile of bones . It's a good creature .

3:14

Yeah .

3:14

So here's my here's .

3:15

The problem with it , right , is that he

3:18

went back and he changed a bunch

3:20

of this stuff that retcons

3:22

the first movie , because fans of

3:24

the first movie were upset that

3:26

they changed the backstory . So he's

3:28

like let me fix all that . The

3:30

problem is the movie still doesn't

3:33

make a lick of sense . This is , this

3:35

is bizarro land . There's two

3:37

movies in here that are somehow just kind

3:39

of pushed into one , and neither one of them

3:41

are interesting or make sense

3:43

.

3:44

Now I think the Highlander , the first

3:46

movie . I think I watched it when it came

3:48

out , of course , Right , and

3:51

I maybe watched it one other time in

3:53

my life . People liked this movie a lot . I

3:56

I say I enjoyed it when I saw it in the theater

3:58

, but I never revisited

4:00

it . Here's what I was saying .

4:02

Today is Saturday . We are recording

4:04

this . On Saturday , february 10th

4:06

. Everybody . I watched

4:08

Highlander one Thursday

4:11

, february 8th for

4:13

. I think the second time of my

4:15

life I think I saw it in like middle school

4:17

back in the day and

4:20

I was like and back then we were like yeah , that movie

4:22

was dope , that was cool . This movie doesn't make

4:24

much sense If we're just being on like

4:26

watching it from a 2024 perspective

4:28

. It doesn't make a lot of sense . You

4:30

mean one one doesn't make a sense . The second

4:33

one is not . I mean it's

4:35

, it's . It would be like a cult classic

4:37

, and I will accept that it is cheesy

4:39

. It's ridiculous , the story makes very

4:41

little sense and the dialogue

4:43

is so bad , dan , that

4:46

it's hilarious .

4:47

So , so okay , wait a second . So

4:50

, like in this movie , they

4:53

, like you know , he'll be sitting on a plane

4:55

, one of the characters , and I'll say something just

4:57

like random and weird to the woman sitting

4:59

next to him . But she'll say something random and weird

5:01

. Is that how ? The first movie ?

5:03

is it's less jokey

5:05

? So this movie

5:07

feels like they were going for jokes

5:10

and I'm not saying that they landed , but

5:12

it's jokey , right Like we can all agree

5:14

. Him appearing in a Shakespeare play

5:16

doing a shit head bit that's jokey

5:19

. The first movie is not jokey , it's just

5:21

bad . It's just written very poorly

5:23

. But it is a cool

5:25

idea , I you know what I mean , I

5:27

think , we can all agree . Like

5:30

a legendary immortals battling

5:32

until there's one left is a cool

5:34

idea .

5:35

And that's , and I think that's what everybody responded

5:37

to , and we were stupid kids in high school

5:39

and middle school .

5:40

Exactly .

5:41

And we're all like that's cool , that

5:44

can be all one , yeah .

5:47

Like that's awesome , that's really cool . They

5:49

decided not to really do that in this

5:52

movie the second one and made

5:54

some weird sci-fi politics

5:57

, bizarre ozone layer

5:59

crash . I don't know what's going on , but

6:01

the movie's terrible . The movie sucks

6:03

. Whether or not you retcon the first

6:05

one , the movie doesn't make sense and it

6:08

should be skipped . And my understanding

6:10

and I have not done this yet Highlander three

6:12

just totally ignores Highlander two

6:14

, just pretends that it doesn't exist

6:16

, which is the right move . And

6:19

there's like a TV series with

6:22

multiple seasons and cartoons and

6:24

two spin-offs of that TV

6:26

series of characters that are in that they get their own

6:28

shows for like one or two seasons each before they're

6:30

canceled . But I

6:32

wanted to watch some of that too . I just ran out of time

6:34

. There's a lot of content in the Highlander

6:37

franchise turns out and

6:41

let's just say I am excited

6:43

for Henry Cavill to

6:45

do Highlander .

6:47

Oh , they're doing it again .

6:48

It's supposedly happening . Don't

6:52

make that . If anyone can pull it

6:54

off , it's Henry Cavill . That guy is

6:56

a dream and , honestly , all I need

6:58

is Henry Cavill with beautiful , long

7:00

flowing hair swinging a giant sword

7:03

. That's all I need .

7:04

No , so how did you like ? How

7:06

did you like Argyle ?

7:09

We didn't see Argyle . We were going to see

7:11

it . Opening night in New York there

7:14

was an AMC across

7:16

the street from our hotel . We're like we're going to walk over

7:18

there and watch it , and then instead we went to the Empire

7:20

State Building .

7:22

So you did something fun instead of seeing the New Yorker ? I don't

7:24

know .

7:25

Had you been to the Empire State Building . It's not that

7:27

fun . You just go up and then you

7:29

look out , and then you go up again and

7:31

then you look out , and then we bought the extra

7:33

special tickets , and then we get to go up one more

7:35

time to the 102nd floor , and then

7:37

you look out again . It's a lot of looking . I

7:40

don't know . I don't know if I got . I bought a hat

7:42

, though says Empire State Building , so

7:44

that's something .

7:45

Could you have gone into the guest star without buying the elevator

7:47

ticket ?

7:49

No , no , because it's on the

7:51

way out , because you go in

7:53

one door and then go out and you have to exit

7:55

through the store to get out . They

7:58

know what they're doing , dan , they know

8:00

it . It's New York , all right , they get it .

8:02

It is New York .

8:04

Did you see our guy then ? No , it looks

8:06

terrible . You just yeah . Yeah , I mean supposedly

8:09

it's quite bad , I don't know .

8:11

No , isn't that your Henry Cavill guys ?

8:14

That was the flat top . The hair looks

8:16

really dumb . I don't know who made that

8:18

decision . It's too tall for the flat top

8:21

, so it makes his face look really I don't know

8:23

. But here's what I will say . I've

8:25

seen a lot of articles that are like Henry Cavill's

8:27

newest flop . He's not the

8:29

star of the movie , oh

8:32

yeah , he's just the person we want to see the

8:34

most in the movie .

8:35

You know what I mean . No , Sam Rock was the only one I

8:37

want to see in this oh , sam Rock , the

8:40

cast is amazing .

8:41

I'm going to see it , dan . I'm going to see it . We're

8:43

either seeing that tonight , or we're

8:45

seeing what

8:47

else came out . There's something else and we're debating

8:49

between the two . It doesn't matter .

8:53

So Highlander 2 , you know

8:55

this classic , terrible movie which

8:57

they redid , and it's still a terrible movie and

8:59

the

9:01

tone is terrible , the look is terrible

9:04

, the dialogue is terrible

9:06

, the jokes are terrible . It's

9:09

not the most painful movie in the world

9:12

, but it's just . It's

9:14

just like you're just like huh .

9:18

It's . None of it makes

9:20

any sense . I don't know how

9:22

they made any of the dis . That's why I was watching

9:24

this little documentary . By the way , you should watch this documentary

9:27

everybody . It was called Highlander

9:29

2 , seduced by Argentina

9:31

, because the whole thing was shot in Argentina

9:34

, which they all say was

9:36

a terrible choice because Argentina's economy

9:40

had basically collapsed or something . So

9:42

there was no resources . They had to fly everything

9:45

in and it was just like a hodgepodge the whole way

9:47

, which you could probably tell from

9:49

watching the movie .

9:51

You know I disagree . That

9:53

is not the problem with the movie . You know

9:55

they want to blame Argentina , the

9:58

premise , the way it happens . No , no , I don't think they

10:00

were blaming it .

10:00

I think they were just saying , like , who , if it made it much

10:02

, it made it harder to make a movie . The

10:05

problem is the script . Let's just

10:07

call it what it is . The script doesn't make any

10:09

sense .

10:10

Where the characters are , what the characters are

10:12

doing , what the fight

10:14

scenes are , how the fight scenes are choreographed

10:17

. The fight scenes are maybe

10:19

the worst fight scenes of any movie we've done

10:21

on this show , like I'm going to tell you right now

10:23

. I'm going to tell you right now the long distance , the first movie

10:25

, the first , just as bad , oh really they're just

10:28

as bad .

10:28

They're so awkward , everyone's so clunky

10:31

. When they're sweet , I feel like they're using too

10:33

heavy of swords or something , because everyone's

10:35

really slow and none of

10:37

it . I thought maybe

10:39

it was just a decade thing because that's , you know

10:41

it's an 80s movie , but they're brutal

10:43

, they're so bad . It's the worst

10:45

fight scenes I've ever seen in my life .

10:49

And maybe we're just spoiled because fight scenes you

10:51

know you have some incredible fight scenes

10:53

that we have progressed a lot .

10:57

It's hard , it's hard to go back . But

10:59

I mean , what year was hooked since we were talking about hook

11:01

earlier , that's like 91 . 91

11:04

. That's like the same year

11:06

as this Highlander 2 . Those

11:09

fights are better and it's not even like an action

11:12

movie . Right , you know , you're kids with

11:14

swords sometimes , and Jackie Chan

11:16

was out there and you know things I

11:18

well , jackie Chan . You

11:20

go and watch .

11:21

Bruce Lee movies . Bruce Lee movies existed , the

11:23

people that did the . You could call one of those guys

11:25

up and give him some money and he would

11:27

come there and he'd do your fight scenes for you . But

11:29

these fight scenes are just like my guess

11:32

now you guys kind of fight so

11:34

big swords at each other .

11:36

I don't want to throw shade

11:38

on anyone in particular , but

11:41

it does feel a little bit like they showed

11:43

up on set and then we're like we're

11:45

filming a fight scene . Today . Guys take

11:47

10 minutes in the corner and just do something

11:50

and then come and show us . It's

11:52

really bad , Super

11:55

basic stuff .

11:56

But that's all right , and I mean , that's the

11:58

other thing . Is what's it the main

12:00

guy ? Christopher Lambert .

12:02

Christopher Lambert or

12:04

Lambert . He's French right , so

12:06

I guess I'm not totally sure how to say it , but Lambert

12:08

, he's .

12:09

You know , he does this . He says things and

12:11

they seem very Christopher Lambert and Sean Connery

12:13

. He tries to deliver the jokes and

12:16

he's there and he's present . He's not like

12:18

you know . You see , like the like

12:20

the new Ghostbusters movie not the new , new one

12:22

, but that last one , you know , bill Murray

12:24

is checked out . He's

12:27

just like he showed up for no reason

12:29

.

12:29

But here's what I will say . I mean

12:31

a lot . I don't know why Sean

12:34

Connery is in this movie other than

12:36

I was in the documentary . They say

12:38

that the money people were like . He

12:40

has to be in the movie For the market

12:42

. He's the biggest star you have

12:44

. He has to be in the movie . They

12:46

killed him in the first one , straight up

12:48

. He's dead . He should not have gotten

12:50

. They're not . So they just bring him back with some sort

12:52

of magic and make jokes about the magic

12:55

, which is it's the right move when

12:57

it doesn't make sense . You know calling it out in the movie

12:59

. I did appreciate that . But then he doesn't

13:01

do anything in the movie . He's just there

13:03

to be there and it's really

13:06

weird . He's there to die again . Yeah

13:09

, so silly . But I will say that apparently

13:12

he was quoted $3

13:16

million for six days

13:18

of filming they got a

13:20

lot done in six days .

13:21

Can you imagine that ?

13:21

Dan .

13:22

They got a lot done in six days .

13:24

He was there for six days and he made $3 million

13:26

Because they have the , that's more money

13:28

than I will make in my entire lifetime

13:30

. Yeah , but he's Sean Connery . Yeah

13:34

, he is . He's great yeah .

13:36

I mean , he really what's a shithead

13:38

? I hated that part . So

13:42

this movie is 1991 . Is that what

13:44

it was ?

13:46

Yeah , I think that's right . Yeah , I'll double check right now

13:48

, but I believe that is correct .

13:49

It was about an hour and 50 minutes . I didn't write

13:51

it down , I was watching it on like Free

13:54

V on Amazon Free V , so I had commercial

13:56

. Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , I had ads too .

13:58

I'm not going to pay for this movie . I pay for a

14:00

lot of movies . This was not going to be one of

14:02

them .

14:04

So the year is 2024 .

14:05

The ozone layer is gone and

14:08

they built completely gone .

14:10

Well , it was completely gone . They built an electromagnetic

14:13

shield that protects the earth and

14:16

then there's some rebels that believe the

14:18

ozone has just sort of re-ozoned

14:20

, and

14:23

then they're trying to prove that

14:26

so that the company that puts

14:28

up the electromagnetic

14:30

shield will stop

14:33

putting up the shield . And then we'll have sunshine

14:35

and lose guys again .

14:37

Now I have a question Are they collecting

14:39

attacks of some sort ? Why

14:43

is it other than sunshine ? Why

14:46

are they so upset that the shield is

14:48

still up ?

14:50

Well , because you can't see the , you can't see anything

14:53

, and you don't have sunshine and you don't have right

14:55

clouds , it'd be pretty miserable

14:58

.

14:59

I guess . But it's all you've known , right , like

15:02

a lot of those , because it's been up for since

15:04

1999 .

15:06

25 years and this is 24 . So

15:09

, yeah , so , like some people , that's all they've known . I

15:11

don't know . Yeah , no , I understand . I

15:13

mean , that makes sense .

15:15

And my thing is like well , what if we destroy

15:17

it again ? We might as well . This seems to work

15:19

really well . We might as well . Just this is our

15:21

existence now .

15:23

Well , the sort of general I mean , if

15:25

you're going to ask the stupid filmmaker , they would say , well

15:27

, because they make the shield and they're in control

15:30

of everything , and then they have police that

15:32

that clamp down on the people . They

15:34

kind of imply that and they try to

15:36

run prisons .

15:37

All right , you know .

15:38

so it's sort of a totalitarian state

15:40

, which of course , doesn't make any sense , because they're just

15:42

. In . What country are they in ?

15:45

Is it not New York ? I

15:48

don't know I don't know . Not that New

15:50

York is a country . I don't want anyone to think that I

15:52

answered that thinking that New York was a

15:54

country . But

15:56

I is this not New York . The first one's definitely New

15:58

York , so I guess I just assumed

16:00

this was New York . But you're right , I don't know if we ever

16:03

talk about where we actually are .

16:06

I think we do . He appears in England

16:09

, I think , ramirez Sean

16:11

Conn .

16:11

Yeah .

16:13

And he takes a plane , I guess which

16:17

?

16:17

I have some questions on Dan , but

16:19

I'll save them A lot of questions .

16:21

So we always , we , we head into this

16:23

opera house where a person is doing opera . A

16:25

really attractive woman is doing opera

16:27

, which she's not the one singing the opera , she's just

16:30

a person that's standing there acting like she's opera

16:32

. Yeah , and

16:35

it's . The opera is telling

16:37

the story of the Highlander .

16:40

Oh was it ? I have a

16:43

. I have like a real problem . If

16:45

I hear opera , I just

16:47

check right out , can't listen to it . I don't know

16:49

what it is , I , I respect

16:51

it . I just I just want to put that out of the respect

16:54

. People that can and do do it

16:56

. I hate it , I just can't listen

16:58

to it . So I'm

17:00

no idea , all I all I was doing was

17:02

watching Christopher Lambert kind of fall asleep

17:04

. That's about it .

17:06

He's like I get it dude , he's falling

17:08

asleep and he's dying because since

17:11

he's became the Highlanders , the last Highlander

17:13

alive . If he hangs

17:15

out and chills enough , then he eventually

17:18

just sort of dies .

17:20

So what ? What happens ? Dan

17:22

is at the end of the first movie

17:24

, and this is why this movie is such a mess . At

17:26

the end of the first movie , it's all wrapped up

17:29

, everything is wrapped up . Highlanders are

17:31

fully con like , condend what is the

17:33

word of the same , I don't know . Contained

17:35

, contained , yes , it's

17:37

fully contained . So at the end of the movie

17:40

he defeats the last other you

17:42

know guy and becomes

17:44

the Juan , and

17:46

he becomes mortal because that's

17:48

your he becomes mortal , okay

17:51

. He becomes mortal and he gets the gift

17:53

of being able to hear what

17:55

everyone is thinking and feeling and

17:58

has the ability to like , help people

18:00

that way . They ignore that completely . I

18:02

don't know what . Yeah , yeah , yeah

18:04

, yeah .

18:04

So that's the end of the movie . Why would that be a thing ? Why

18:08

would ?

18:08

you . Basically it's like so now you can fix

18:10

the world . I think that's kind of how I took it at the end of

18:12

the first one . It's like now you have the power

18:14

to help people in

18:16

an actual , like a real capacity , and

18:18

then he falls in love with some lady . As we

18:21

have learned , she's dead as well Just a

18:23

couple of years later , which is kind of sad .

18:26

Was she in the movie here and he is falling

18:28

in love with her through the movie .

18:30

Through the movie , yes , so kind

18:32

of like this one where Virginia Madsen's the love interest there

18:34

was a love interest in that one , but also he

18:36

had a wife in Scotland back

18:38

in the 1500s , that we do flashbacks

18:41

to and she yeah , she

18:43

gets messed up .

18:44

She gets old and he lives with

18:46

her . She dies , I remember .

18:47

Yeah , holds her in her arms . It's a nice little

18:49

scene . We don't have something like

18:52

that in this movie , oh yeah .

18:56

So the opera is telling the story . He's falling

18:58

asleep and then , if he waits long enough

19:00

, he's going to eventually die . And he wants to

19:03

die . Okay , the

19:05

roof is leaking . There's plastic everywhere

19:07

. That's supposed to mean something . I guess

19:09

ozone layer being gone in

19:11

the shield means that it's leaking

19:13

.

19:14

Thanks Okay , interesting

19:16

.

19:16

I didn't know , and then

19:18

yeah . So then we get this flashback

19:20

to the desert world , where I

19:22

guess we're finding out . This is where all

19:25

the Highlanders come from . They're

19:27

trying to lead a rebellion against Katana

19:29

, which fails , and

19:32

so then they

19:34

are banished .

19:36

He gets banished to the future

19:38

Because they're the lead . Him and Sean

19:41

Connery are like the leaders of this rebellion

19:43

, which is very weird because they

19:45

meet in the first movie Like

19:48

we see their meeting in

19:50

their origin story , and this is not this

19:52

. Well , sean Connery has to teach him right

19:54

. Yeah , in the first there's

19:56

a whole training segment . Yeah , I

19:59

don't know , man , it doesn't make it , they just retcon

20:01

everything . But

20:03

it's weird because the

20:05

punishment is not death

20:08

, it's just being sent to different

20:10

time periods you

20:12

get sent to the future .

20:13

I don't understand . And then , if

20:16

you go to the future and then become the Highlander

20:18

, then you can come back and do

20:21

it again . I guess

20:23

.

20:24

That's what they sort of say .

20:25

It doesn't make any sense If you succeeded

20:27

Highlandering . Whoever does

20:29

that gets to have

20:31

some amount of weird freedom . That is

20:33

sort of unspecified . We don't understand .

20:36

Yeah , and why it doesn't make a

20:38

lick of sense , so weird

20:40

.

20:44

Okay . So he's old , he

20:46

goes to get in his car and

20:48

some thugs come over and they're like you're the guy

20:51

that built the shield . So now we

20:53

find out that he somehow built

20:55

the shield .

20:56

He's somehow a scientist . Where

20:58

did that come from ?

20:59

He's not a scientist in the first one , Dan

21:01

I'll tell you that Maybe he reads people's

21:04

minds and understands them and knows what they

21:06

need with his shield , but they don't use this I had the same thought

21:08

.

21:08

I was like maybe that's how he did it . He could read

21:10

everyone's minds and he's like this is how we

21:12

need to do this . I've collected it from these

21:14

30 different scientists that don't work together

21:16

. I don't know , but they don't talk about

21:19

his mind powers at all .

21:22

Yeah . So then the thugs come over there

21:24

and we're like , oh , he's going to be an old man , he's going to kick

21:26

their butts . And then they're all like , oh , we're now afraid

21:28

of you . And then they just sort of leave .

21:31

And he doesn't really do anything . He just

21:33

kind of looks at him . Yeah

21:35

, I don't know . I don't know , I wasn't afraid

21:37

. That's all I'm going to say . I'll mess them up right

21:39

now .

21:40

Now at the headquarters of the shield , we have

21:42

the rebels attacking and we

21:44

have them like on zip lines going like

21:46

this Most exciting

21:48

thing in the movie , like that's like I'm like that's

21:50

cool . Then they

21:53

jump into the water and then they climb

21:55

up the thing and then they get

21:57

into the place and then they're doing the thing

21:59

. And what's the name of the ? Virginia

22:01

Madsen's rebel female leader's

22:04

character . Most dynamic name .

22:07

Wait , what's her name ? What's her name ? Oh

22:10

, I thought you asked what the group's name was . I know

22:12

the group's name they're Cobalt . Oh

22:14

, they are Cobalt , I forgot that . But I don't know her

22:16

name . Her name is Louise

22:18

. Ah , louise the

22:20

terrorist . It's

22:26

not to be , not to be rude to Louise's

22:28

. Everywhere Just feels like such a letdown

22:30

. I

22:35

was just going to say like a , not not a meek

22:37

name , but just like a regular , a

22:39

regular name . You know , like , hey , I'm Louise

22:42

, I'd save the world . Apparently

22:44

I don't know .

22:46

So they get in there and they kind of kill

22:48

some people and then he

22:51

, she kind of does

22:53

something and sort of get some information

22:55

and then sort of leaves . I thought

22:57

they were going to blow up the shield .

22:59

I will yeah , but instead

23:02

they just they . Would she steal a computer

23:04

chip from something I ?

23:05

think it's some information and

23:07

you know runs runs a program through their program

23:10

, which is , while they were

23:12

running out .

23:13

I thought she got shot . The way

23:15

that they edited it . It seemed like she

23:17

was the last person running and then they cut

23:19

to the other side and the last person running gets gunned

23:21

down . I was like , oh no , but

23:24

then she was fine , she's .

23:25

I don't know . I don't know what happened and

23:27

she's never going to talk to any

23:29

of her compadres or communicator

23:32

Do anything . They have no communications .

23:34

Communications are down . You know

23:36

they're back on the ground because they did their mission and

23:38

now we all go our separate ways , just like oceans

23:40

11 . You know , while they're saying goodbye

23:43

at the Bellagio or whatever they're like , we won't

23:45

see it for a long time now .

23:47

You know we run across each other on the street . Pay

23:49

no attention to me .

23:50

We don't , I don't know you , we're

23:53

going deep underground .

23:54

So then he's off in

23:57

like a . He's in a club

23:59

or a bar or someplace and

24:01

this woman

24:04

, this saucy older woman

24:06

, comes up and is like are you my cloud

24:08

? And then she's like I'm going to

24:10

kick your ass . And then he's like come at me

24:12

. And then she's all like I'll get

24:14

you later for destroying this

24:17

guy . And then she throws

24:19

a bottle at me . Yeah

24:21

, yeah I don't

24:24

know , I don't understand .

24:25

It's so weird . Why

24:28

is his voice , his old man

24:30

voice , so high pitched ? Could

24:32

you figure that out ? I was thinking about that the

24:34

whole time . I was his old man

24:36

. Voices like this me no

24:39

, it's higher . That's like I'm

24:41

an old man . I'm

24:44

an old man , Don't hurt me

24:46

. It seems like you lose the high pitch

24:48

as you get older . I thought so too . I

24:50

thought it becomes like a mold

24:52

and

24:55

I'm smoking cigars and I'm old

24:57

and raspy . That's

24:59

my old man .

25:00

So he gets cut on his hand . And

25:02

then we see his hand and we have this great special effect

25:04

where he's bleeding , and then he unbleeds

25:07

.

25:08

Unbleeds , that's a good word

25:10

for that which . I'm

25:13

confused by it , dan , because he's

25:15

mortal now .

25:16

No , he's not the

25:19

energy is coming back to him .

25:21

But why is it ?

25:21

Because once his name is going to unleash the energy back

25:23

into the world .

25:25

But see from my understanding of

25:27

the rules . Yeah , that hasn't happened

25:30

yet , so why is his body preemptively

25:32

responding ? It's weird to me .

25:34

The thing you gotta remember , Tony , is

25:37

the rules

25:39

were the rules of the other movie . This movie has

25:41

new rules .

25:42

New rules . I don't know if this movie

25:44

does have rules . That's my problem

25:46

. I don't understand the rules . The smile of the

25:48

man who's ?

25:49

like new rules , new rules

25:52

. So Louise runs into

25:54

him and then she's like

25:56

I used to read about you , I

25:58

admire you , and then he's all like

26:00

Cool . And

26:02

then he's like I'm leaving and she's like

26:05

I'm getting in the car . And

26:07

then she like talks about what she found out for

26:09

the shield place . She's like the numbers don't add

26:11

up . You've got to help me . And

26:14

then he's all like Nah

26:16

, I'm old . And

26:19

then the two flying dudes show up .

26:22

You didn't like the flying dudes . This is my second

26:24

favorite part of the movie . The

26:26

flying dudes are so weird . Well

26:28

, they're porcupine people . Am

26:30

I wrong in saying this , Dan , that they're

26:32

an alien breed of porcupines ? That's

26:36

what I got out of it .

26:38

Yes , Tony , they are porcupines . You're

26:41

correct enough . They're porcupine

26:43

people , right ? Your taxonomic

26:46

skills have

26:48

served you . Well , they are porcupine people

26:50

that fly .

26:51

I knew it . I knew that they're the porcup

26:53

peoples , so I was confused

26:56

, because everyone else is very human

26:58

Everyone else but

27:01

these guys were porcupines right , well

27:04

, and these two guys are

27:06

now .

27:06

they're part of their

27:09

Highlander people , so we've got

27:11

now we have three , so now it's just

27:13

four people total to fight

27:15

, right ? He has to kill them and then he's gonna kill Katana

27:18

. That's it , right . I don't think we have another . That's

27:20

it , the C3 . So that's the whole Highlander

27:22

cycle of this movie .

27:24

Oh , wow , and that's a totally

27:26

separate story to the

27:28

Earth's ozone layer and I don't know why they're

27:31

in the same movie .

27:32

So these two guys are gonna fight him . They're gonna

27:34

fight him one at a time . One

27:36

guy has jet wings , and

27:39

that's the first fight , and then the second

27:41

fight is a guy that can step onto things and

27:43

sort of fly , but he uses that sort

27:45

of , he uses that to kill them . Maybe he kills . Which

27:48

guy does he kill first ?

27:49

He kills the guy on the glider first

27:51

and then he gets

27:53

on the glider to fight the guy with wings

27:56

, because he chases

27:58

them around for a while and they don't do

28:00

anything .

28:02

So he kills the foot pad guy , not the and

28:04

then he has to fight the wing guy . Okay , so he

28:06

kills the foot pad guy .

28:07

Foot pad guy gets , is

28:09

he the one that falls under the train

28:11

?

28:13

Yeah , so they fight on a catwarp and

28:18

then the catwarp falls down and then they fall on a

28:20

train and then they fight on the train and

28:22

then he pushes the guy down and then the train

28:24

runs over the guy's head and somehow yeah , somehow

28:27

he falls in just the right way to just

28:29

get decapitated completely clean

28:31

.

28:32

It's not there's some smushing involved whatsoever

28:34

, it's a straight cut right down . His

28:37

head just rolls off . It's great stuff

28:39

.

28:39

Then the flying guy . The flying guy has wings

28:41

on his back and he just goes like

28:47

for like 10 minutes . He's just flying

28:49

in circles and

28:52

it's just endless .

28:53

It's like crazy . It goes on for a

28:55

really long time . There's nothing cool happening

28:58

at all . He's clearly just a guy

29:00

on wires and they just keep throwing

29:02

him in a circle like the trapeze ride

29:04

at the fair . And every

29:06

time he gets by , Christopher Lambert , there's

29:08

just like they swing at each other and then

29:10

he just flies by again and then they swing

29:12

at each other . It is the funniest

29:15

fight scene I've seen in a long

29:17

time , dad .

29:18

I was dying . It's pretty classic cause

29:20

it's just like . This is your idea

29:23

.

29:24

Like there's no idea , dad

29:26

, I'm telling you there's no ideas for the fight

29:28

scenes . They're like oh , we need to spend more

29:30

budget .

29:31

Let's have everybody flying , because we

29:33

know we can make that look good .

29:36

Spoiler alert they can't , they

29:38

can't make it look good , they were wrong

29:40

.

29:41

It's .

29:41

Argentina's fault , dad .

29:43

Definitely Argentina's fault , but he wrote that into

29:45

the script . You have to try to make

29:47

his stupidity look good and

29:49

, on the streets , of fire set . So

29:52

eventually he gets a cord

29:54

and wraps it around the guy's neck and pops off his

29:57

neck and then he crashes into a electrical

29:59

control panel and the body goes

30:01

go , go , go , go , go , go , go .

30:02

He clotheslines him with a wire

30:04

. But if you watch that scene

30:07

, the clothesline hits him in the chest

30:09

and then , as

30:11

he's going by , goes up

30:13

the chest and then tears

30:16

his head off . It's not a clean decapitation

30:19

, it slides up

30:21

and just pops his head right off . A

30:23

plus , this is the best

30:25

fight scene in the whole movie .

30:29

Now is he already younger . Does he become young

30:31

once the big explosion and all the interesting happens .

30:33

This is when he becomes young because when you kill

30:35

another highlander guy , you

30:38

take their power , so

30:40

that makes him young . And then , while

30:42

he's getting this electric shot

30:44

of energy , he starts screaming

30:47

his old , dead friend's name

30:49

no , no no , what happens is he

30:51

gets the power , then he blows

30:53

up the entire neighborhood and then

30:55

it takes his truck that's the power

30:57

.

30:58

Yeah , no .

30:58

You have to rewatch the first one , but that's the power

31:01

.

31:02

Yeah , he's getting the power . He's blowing

31:04

up the entire neighborhood , killing lots of people

31:06

. A tanker then runs into him and

31:08

he explodes and then he walks

31:10

out of it and he

31:12

is oh

31:15

no , he gets hit by the tanker in the middle and

31:17

then he comes when he fights

31:19

the fly guy . Then he's young again . And

31:21

then when he gets the second burst of power from

31:24

killing the fly guy . Then he calls up to Ramirez

31:26

Ramirez . I need

31:28

your help , even though .

31:29

I don't need your help Even though I don't need your help at

31:32

all at all and

31:35

that somehow brings him back to life . That's pretty cool

31:37

stuff .

31:38

So Sean Connery comes back to life wearing

31:40

the same funky clothes that he had

31:42

in the other movie , cause he's a

31:45

Spaniard . But

31:47

he's not like a Spaniard . He's like a Spaniard

31:49

? No , they say he's a .

31:51

Spaniard . They say he's a Spaniard

31:53

, dan , that's his character

31:55

. So we have a French

31:57

guy playing a Scotsman in

31:59

Christopher Lambert and then we have a Scotsman

32:02

playing a Spaniard . Why ? Why

32:05

Just make them who they are

32:07

? I don't understand .

32:08

And then talk about how he appears on this

32:11

. She experienced

32:13

stage .

32:13

He appears in the middle of a

32:16

. Is it Macbeth ? Is that what it is ? I can't

32:18

. It's Horatio . I

32:20

knew the talking to the skull

32:22

and he just appears and that somehow he

32:25

doesn't realize their first of

32:27

all . He appears and like

32:29

cheers himself . He's like , yeah

32:31

, which is just bizarre

32:34

. And then he's in the middle of a stage

32:36

play . The actor is like , oh , the show

32:38

must go on and continues doing the show

32:40

and Connery is

32:42

following him along and commenting

32:45

on the Shakespeare play and he's like

32:47

, whatever , whatever relationship you had with

32:49

your friend before he was dead is not business of mind

32:51

. What is like ? What's happening ?

32:55

And he's , you know , he's in front of an entire audience

32:57

. It's very easy to see and it's not the

32:59

very end of the scene .

33:01

So there are people in 360

33:03

, as far as I can tell . Yeah

33:06

. And then there's the you know the great joke

33:09

where the actor finally breaks character

33:11

and says will you just get out of here , shithead

33:13

? And then Sean Connery says

33:16

OK

33:18

, shithead , what's a

33:20

shithead ? Great stuff . And

33:22

then he finally figures out what's going

33:24

on and he says

33:27

goodbye and he's like farewell

33:29

, dear shithead , great

33:32

stuff , it's a great bit . Takes

33:34

his sword too . Takes his sword which is

33:36

definitely fake Right

33:39

.

33:40

No one has a real sword on stage

33:43

.

33:43

That's how you kill people on accident . It

33:46

is the weirdest scene

33:49

in a movie filled

33:51

with weird scenes . It is a

33:53

weird scene . It doesn't make any

33:55

sense .

33:56

So we cut back to Conner McLeod , and

33:58

before the fight he put the

34:00

Louise in a dumpster to protect her for

34:02

a noble reason .

34:04

Because they could see the dumpster . They were

34:06

looking right at them so they know where she was

34:08

hiding . Very weird .

34:10

Pulse her out . And then she's like

34:12

who are you ? And then

34:14

he's like I'm Conner McLeod of the Klan

34:17

McLeod of the Klik-la-la-klau-ma-klau-z

34:19

, the Klau-klau-klau-klau-klau-d , the

34:22

Klik-la-klau-d . Then they make out

34:24

and we have huge music and then they have

34:26

sex against the wall Just in

34:28

the street .

34:29

Just remind everyone they're just in the street

34:31

right now . And he just lifts

34:34

her skirt right up and they start

34:36

going to town against a brick

34:38

, dirty wall in the street . It's

34:40

so weird .

34:43

You're just like . I thought they were just making out

34:45

.

34:45

I was like OK , then they're like having sex and you're just like why are they having

34:47

sex In a normal movie , dan

34:49

? They would start kissing passionately

34:52

and then you'd have a nice dissolve to where

34:54

they're then throwing each other against

34:56

the wall in a bedroom somewhere . They

34:59

don't just bang on the street like

35:01

dirty people . That's so

35:03

weird . It was weird

35:05

.

35:07

And they have the big , heroic , triumphant

35:09

music of dirty , do

35:11

you ?

35:11

not hear that every time you have sex internally

35:14

. That's how I feel . I have orchestra

35:16

swells and I'm like good job guy

35:18

.

35:20

Well , I'm going to talk about your swelling , tony

35:22

, let's

35:24

see . And then they go back to his

35:26

apartment , which is this big giant apartment

35:29

, and she's all like let me get this straight You've

35:31

got to kill the guys and you're immortal . Da

35:33

da , da , da , da da . And

35:36

then we establish once again that he somehow

35:38

had built the shield .

35:40

Yeah , I mean , they basically just

35:42

do the plot of the movie for you so that

35:44

you are fully on board . At this

35:46

point , just in case you were confused

35:48

, she tells you what's going on . It's very

35:51

nice .

35:52

Ramirez is walking the streets of London . He

35:54

sees himself in a camera

35:56

on a bunch of TVs and he's all like oh

35:58

oh , it doesn't feel weird dance , Guess

36:01

I need a new suit . So he goes to

36:03

the suit shopping and they're

36:06

all like what it sounds

36:08

even weirder when you just talk about

36:10

it .

36:11

Like when you see it it's weird . But

36:13

then when we talk about it and you explain what's

36:15

happened , it's even weirder than you think it

36:17

was . It doesn't make any sense . This

36:19

is what the pitch meeting would have sounded like in

36:21

that room . Like well , now maybe you should

36:24

get a new suit . Let's get him a new

36:26

suit .

36:27

Why .

36:27

What's the answer ?

36:28

Do sort of a comic montage

36:31

scene . He sort of spars

36:34

with them , then he gives them his earring to pay

36:36

for it .

36:37

And that pays for everything , apparently .

36:39

Well , it pays for the suit .

36:40

That guy's not an antique dealer , Dan . He

36:43

doesn't know what he just got handed . I'm sorry

36:45

.

36:48

Disagree .

36:50

OK , all right , I don't know anything about

36:52

anything .

36:53

So they give him a suit in like three hours

36:55

as opposed to three weeks , and

36:57

then he's like I'm sitting pretty

36:59

.

37:01

And then they tell him he has to go on an airplane

37:03

and he's like what's an airplane ? Because

37:07

the running bid is he doesn't know some things

37:09

but he clearly knows other things I

37:11

don't know .

37:16

Back to McLeod and

37:18

Louise . They're just hanging out and she's like tell

37:20

me about Blue Skies . And then he was like

37:22

it was nice . It

37:25

was very nice , she's like . I'd like

37:27

to see it before I die . Then

37:29

we cut the katana in the past

37:32

and he's watching them on TV .

37:36

I don't understand

37:38

what's happening . I

37:41

feel like I

37:44

don't feel like that storyline should even

37:46

be in the movie . You

37:49

know what I mean . These are two

37:51

different movies . If you want to deal

37:53

with the future and

37:55

just have him having to fix the future

37:57

because he's an immortal being , I'm

38:00

fine with that . But

38:02

these two storylines don't mesh

38:05

together and I don't get

38:07

it , but yeah he's watching on a TV

38:09

. The future , it's

38:11

a future TV .

38:13

And he goes . What to watch and when to watch and where

38:15

to watch . He's like turn

38:17

the dial and you're going to be like my cloud .

38:19

I went to that in 2024 . Here

38:22

we go . I don't know , it's

38:24

bizarre .

38:25

And the other thing we have is we have , whenever

38:28

we watch TV , we have wacky TV

38:31

show ads , and we have ads that don't

38:33

make any sense , that are comically weird

38:35

, like when Ramirez is on the

38:37

plane later . He's watching the

38:39

safety thing and then the

38:42

plane is crashing in the video .

38:44

So I'm crashing , everybody dies , people

38:47

are screaming and like flying out

38:49

of their seats and then the plane blows

38:51

up and that's the safety . That's

38:53

the safety meeting video . I

38:56

don't understand , I don't get

38:58

it .

38:59

Super weird . So

39:01

Katana , after watching TV , he's like I

39:03

got to go take care of the situation . So

39:06

he shoots himself forward and

39:08

then he lands

39:11

on a subway , kills

39:13

the guy running the subway , takes it over

39:15

, cranks it up to 10,000

39:18

miles an hour with the rock music

39:20

.

39:20

Everyone flies out the back . This

39:22

is my favorite scene of the movie .

39:24

Through a wall , gets out and he says last

39:26

stop .

39:27

Last stop . Yeah

39:31

, it is so

39:33

good . Here's

39:35

what I will say . If you don't remember the first

39:37

movie , queen does the soundtrack

39:39

, so it's like a kick ass

39:42

rock soundtrack the whole

39:44

way through . This movie is very orchestral

39:46

for some reason , but this is the one

39:48

rock song that we get and

39:50

it is amazing . He's hitting that

39:52

throttle and people are like smacking

39:55

against windows and then dragging back

39:57

and blood is squirting out of their mouths

40:00

. It is amazing , doesn't

40:02

make any sense . There's

40:04

no reason for this to ever happen

40:06

in this movie . But I am on board

40:09

. Best scene of the movie . Stuart

40:12

Copeland did the music for this movie

40:14

. Ok , I don't know who that is , should

40:16

I ?

40:17

He is the drummer in the police .

40:20

OK .

40:23

So he's really good at doing

40:25

quiet things and contemplative

40:28

things and interesting things , the rock and

40:30

roll stuff I mean he can put together a rock

40:32

and roll song .

40:33

But it's weird , but it doesn't

40:36

have the same . Yeah , no , I totally

40:38

, totally get that .

40:39

OK , that's interesting . Ok , so then

40:41

they go . So he

40:43

drives to the shield headquarters , he goes

40:45

to the office of his buddy , alan , and

40:48

they stand there and they look at he's in

40:50

this blade runnery office .

40:52

And they look at him . I mean it is super blade

40:55

runner , super . They're like the big fan

40:57

in the background out the window

40:59

. It's very blade runner .

41:02

And then they talk about

41:04

building the shield and they flash

41:06

back to when they built the shield

41:08

and they're just like no , we needed to build the

41:10

shield , so

41:12

we built this shield .

41:13

I mean , that's pretty much it . Hey , we

41:15

did it Nothing , Good

41:17

job buddy .

41:19

No , we had to raise the money . We had to do this , we had

41:21

to do that .

41:22

They just like we just built it , we just had . You

41:24

know it was the right thing to do at the time

41:26

.

41:26

I think that's what they say almost Now

41:28

somehow we figure out

41:30

that to figure out if

41:32

the shield is working or not they have to go above

41:35

the shield . And then they have these certain quarts

41:37

. Oh no , I guess his buddy tells

41:39

him you got to go above the shield . If you're

41:41

going to figure it out and you got to go to the certain quarts

41:43

.

41:43

Well , because there's like a malfunction in that part

41:45

of the shield or something , so you could get through

41:48

it .

41:48

Yeah , so it gives him that . And then

41:50

this David Blake guy , who's the guy

41:52

who actually runs the

41:54

Shield Corporation , he comes in and's like

41:57

, oh , I'm evil-ish

41:59

.

42:01

Yeah , I like him Not in this

42:03

movie as much but like I like him .

42:05

Yeah he's great , yeah it's good , yeah

42:08

, boom , now we cut back . Katana

42:10

is in a taxi , very

42:12

escaped from New York , and

42:14

the taxi driver is weird and he's doing

42:16

bits and he's like you got to meet my sister

42:19

, and then Katana ruins the whole

42:21

taxi .

42:25

I love this part , david , because Katana

42:28

like throws his sword or

42:30

stabs his sword through the windshield

42:32

and the guy's like whoa . And then

42:34

he breaks his window and he's like , oh

42:36

, dude , like he's excited about

42:38

it and he's like , oh , you got to be

42:41

my sister . You guys are going to get on

42:43

like a house on fire . I don't know what's going

42:45

on . This taxi driver is nuts .

42:47

He makes no sense , nope

42:49

, in this movie

42:51

he's the thing that makes the least sense in

42:53

it . There you go . Ok

42:59

. Now Ramirez

43:01

is on the plane . He watches

43:04

the weird safety video . He talks

43:06

to the woman oh no . Eventually

43:09

he then talks to the woman next to him .

43:12

Like hits on her , like he hits

43:14

because he leans into her and

43:16

says something about Brunettes being

43:19

good and then it trails off

43:21

into silence and she's like giggling

43:23

. It's definitely sexual .

43:25

He's saying that Brunettes are the through

43:27

all of time . Brunettes are the hottest women

43:29

.

43:30

OK .

43:31

He says something about .

43:32

Cleopatra and somebody else

43:34

.

43:35

Bluff , I don't know , and

43:37

she's like doesn't speak English

43:39

exactly . It's just like the whole thing is

43:41

weird .

43:44

Yeah , doesn't make any sense . Also

43:47

, the TV on the plane . When they

43:49

cut to those TVs when he's watching that

43:51

video , it's quite clearly not

43:53

a plane seat , it's just cloth

43:55

with a cutout . And the screen is

43:57

right behind it . It looks terrible

44:00

.

44:02

Oh , that's so good . That's bizarre . Katana

44:05

goes to the top of the building and he's like I'm

44:07

waiting for you , MacLeod , Just

44:09

yells it out as if he's going to hear it

44:11

.

44:12

Here's a hint .

44:12

He's not waiting for him . He's going to go find him

44:14

.

44:15

Yeah , he waits for

44:17

about two minutes . He's like I'm on a board of

44:19

this . I got to go .

44:21

So MacLeod goes to visit his wife's grave

44:23

and then he's like I promised

44:25

you I'd fix the world . And

44:28

then we have a flashback and she's

44:30

in this giant hospital and she's covered in

44:32

burns .

44:33

She's got a nasty sunburn . Yeah

44:35

, tough stuff .

44:36

So people were burning up , and that's why you had

44:38

to build the shield .

44:39

But only some people . I

44:41

would love to know why it's only

44:44

some , because she's really bad , she

44:47

is messed up , right , but

44:49

then other people are just fine .

44:52

She probably ran out of sunscreen or couldn't afford

44:54

sunscreen .

44:56

Or SPF 8,000 , on sale

44:58

$49.95 .

45:00

So Katana shows up at the grave site and

45:02

we have some banter and

45:05

then he's like I wanted to die but you

45:07

brought me back . And then Katana's like

45:09

, well , you're going to die eventually

45:11

.

45:11

We're going to have to fight Instead , we're going to kill you again

45:13

, but the one rule is

45:16

we can't fight in a holy place . That's

45:19

true .

45:19

Did we have that in the first movie ?

45:20

You can't fight in a holy place . Oh yeah , that was the one rule

45:23

. Yeah , they can't fight on holy ground

45:25

. I don't know why . Maybe

45:28

there's something to do with the devil . Maybe the devil's

45:30

in charge of Highlanders . When

45:32

is the devil not in charge ? That's my question

45:34

. That's a good point . That's a good point then .

45:37

We have a five minute scene where Louise walks

45:39

up a spiral staircase where we have this camera

45:42

looking down there , and

45:44

she gets up to his treasure room , which

45:46

is like 12 items that he's had from

45:48

his entire life .

45:50

It's a very select few things

45:52

. He is not a hoarder

45:54

, that's what I'll tell . Good for him , he

45:57

did not save a lot . No

45:59

, if I had lived for thousands

46:01

of years , I would need 22

46:04

houses just to keep hold

46:06

of all my stuff that I got , you'd need at least

46:08

22 houses . Yeah , that's a good point

46:10

. That's being lenient . That's after Dan

46:12

Goodsell comes and starts selling all my stuff

46:14

. Still need 22 houses

46:16

.

46:20

So McLeod's like OK , I'm going to go look for Katana

46:22

. You find the place where Katana is based

46:24

on . That's the thing in this movie . Everything

46:28

that's happened is never based on anything .

46:31

No , no , and everyone seems to

46:33

be within five to 10 minutes of each other

46:35

at all times . Typically , there's no travel

46:37

time involved Other than

46:40

Sean Connery flying on the plane

46:42

. Everyone else is within a two block

46:44

radius at all times .

46:45

They were like what are we going to do with Sean ? Well , if we have him

46:47

right on a plane , we've got to .

46:50

That's a whole day of shooting right there . He's

46:52

wheeling on him for six days . One day's on the plane

46:54

It'll be fine .

46:58

OK , let's see . And

47:02

so then they fight , so he goes in

47:04

there , and then they fight , and then eventually

47:06

the elevator explodes and goes down

47:08

there , and then McLeod just dies

47:11

himself , and then he just leaves .

47:14

It's the only time we see him

47:16

almost dealing with

47:18

the repercussions of being immortal . You know

47:20

what I mean , because he's hurt and all of his bones

47:22

are broken so he has to break them back

47:24

, which is interesting . That's

47:27

the only time we really do that when they

47:29

get shot , because later they

47:31

get shot with 100s . Ok , I'll

47:33

save it . Then I'll save it . Save the shooting .

47:35

We'll do that one . He

47:37

goes back home , there's Louise , wakes up

47:39

Louise and then talks about how

47:41

he had his first wife and she died , and then how

47:43

he had his last wife and she died . And

47:46

then we're like oh , and you're going to be the new wife and then

47:48

he's going to hang around while you die , and you're definitely going to

47:50

die , for sure . Ramirez

47:52

shows up we

47:55

think it's maybe Katana again , but it's

47:57

Ramirez and then they just fight

47:59

for fun , and then

48:01

the cloud wins , and then

48:03

they drink .

48:07

Sure yeah , drinky drink Great

48:09

.

48:10

Now we have the Shield Board Meeting . You

48:12

want to talk about the Shield Board Meeting , Tony . Talk

48:16

about the Shield Board Meeting , Tony .

48:18

All right , well , so what's

48:20

his name's ? Leading the Board

48:22

Meeting , right , and he's like

48:25

, hey , it's going really

48:27

well . And then the

48:29

Joker comes in right

48:31

and he's Ironside

48:33

and he's doing his best

48:35

Nicholson right ?

48:37

Yes , right . Did

48:39

you feel that I ?

48:40

mean ? Is this post-Batman ? It's

48:43

post-Batman by two years . Batman

48:45

Tim Burton's Batman is 89 .

48:47

So yes , this will be very influenced

48:50

by that movie , oh for sure , for

48:52

sure .

48:53

But what's confusing to me , Dan

48:56

? in this scene is that

48:58

Ironside comes in and he's

49:00

like , hey , daddy's home

49:02

. And then the

49:04

dude that's head of the corporation is like , hey

49:07

, you can't be in here . And

49:09

then Ironside grabs a dude by

49:11

the neck . It starts choking him and nobody

49:14

panics , nobody is

49:16

concerned that this guy

49:18

is now killing one of their friends . They're

49:21

just having a very casual conversation

49:23

about wow , this is a board

49:25

meeting , you shouldn't be here . And this guy's

49:27

choking to death right now . Yes , he is

49:29

. It's a very weird tonally . This

49:31

scene is all over the place . And

49:33

then the boardroom

49:35

guy is like , hey , well , I've had enough of you

49:38

fella . And has one of his goons

49:40

, shoot him .

49:41

Not one of his goons , one of the people in the board meeting

49:43

.

49:44

One of the board members all

49:46

have guns , I assume . Yes , he

49:48

lights him up , ironside falls

49:51

down and

49:54

then the boardroom guy is like

49:56

, well , that went really well , I think Something

49:58

to that effect which is

50:00

just weirdly jokey for murdering someone

50:02

in your room . Then Ironside

50:05

gets up , walks over and just

50:08

slowly breaks the neck of

50:10

that dude over and over

50:12

and

50:14

is like well , now we're partners . And

50:17

the boardroom guy agrees hey

50:19

, we're partners . What

50:21

is happening , dan ? Why

50:24

does Ironside even want to be partners

50:26

with this guy ?

50:27

I don't know . He doesn't even know what the shield is . He

50:30

has no idea what I'm talking about . But

50:32

actually no , he knows everything because he's watching it all

50:34

on TV .

50:35

You think he's been watching the boardroom channel

50:38

. I wouldn't watch that channel

50:40

ever .

50:41

He's been watching everything , though he's got all

50:43

the time in the world right . He's spent a

50:45

year . See if you're in the past

50:47

, you could spend a year watching everything that happens

50:49

with the boardroom . Then you spend a year watching

50:51

everything that's happening with the cloud .

50:53

Do we think he's out of time ? I

50:57

understand that he's in the past . But is

50:59

there a chance that he's just out of time

51:01

? They're not in time at all and

51:03

it's infinite where they are .

51:06

Oh no man , it's terrible . I

51:09

don't know , man , this movie is so this

51:12

movie is gobbledygook .

51:14

This doesn't make any sense , and

51:16

I kind of dig it .

51:18

So back at McLeod's

51:20

hideout . He's got this globe that has

51:22

a shield over it and he's all like we need to go

51:24

through the hole that's here and then Sean Connery's

51:26

, like just breaks

51:29

the whole shield . Well , that's what happened

51:31

.

51:31

Dan , this is a very

51:34

important question for me and

51:36

I'm not going to save it to the end of the movie

51:38

, which is when it or maybe I should

51:40

. We're pretty close , just

51:42

remember this sphere

51:44

that is outside of the earth

51:47

and that is the representation

51:49

of the shield , as far as I can tell . Right

51:51

, okay , so keep

51:53

it in your mind and let's get to the end of the movie . Let's continue

51:56

.

51:56

Let's go . So they . They

52:00

got to go to this maximum prison because Alan

52:02

, his buddy's been locked up there , don't

52:05

know why . I guess Alan's going to have the

52:07

coordinates . But they already got the coordinates , so

52:09

let's just say they were going there to get the coordinates

52:11

.

52:12

He's the only guy who has the coordinates . They had one

52:14

of the coordinates . They had

52:16

either longitude or latitude .

52:18

Okay , so they didn't have the other one . So

52:20

my script writing brain , they don't make that clear . No

52:23

, they do not . They do not .

52:24

They do not . But when he's in the prison he's

52:26

like the other coordinate is

52:28

43 degrees

52:30

. I don't know what he says , but he says the other coordinate

52:33

and then when I did my research they

52:35

told me that Got it .

52:37

So they're going to break into the maximum security prison , which

52:39

is all you have to do is go around a corner

52:41

and then bust through one of the little things like

52:43

that . And then everyone's

52:45

machine gunning them and they're like machine gun , machine

52:48

gun , machine gun , machine gun , machine gun , machine

52:50

gun , machine gun , machine gun , machine gun , so

52:52

much .

52:53

It is graphic too . They have , like

52:55

they clearly have a lot of squibs and

52:57

they're just blowing out clothing

52:59

and blood . It's pretty great , it's

53:01

pretty great , it's very silly .

53:03

Car comes to the stop , they go over there , they open

53:06

the trunk . There's Louise .

53:07

She's all like don't shoot me , don't shoot me

53:09

, and then they're like yeah , we won't

53:11

, we won't , I'll show you .

53:13

And then , of course , they all come

53:15

back to life and Hold on .

53:18

Don't undersell this . They are in some

53:20

sort of hospital wing and the

53:22

doctor is taking care of Louise

53:24

and he's like you're going to be okay

53:26

, don't worry . And she's like what

53:28

about my friends ? And he's like , no , they're dead

53:31

, they are very dead , they're

53:33

so dead .

53:35

And then they sit up .

53:38

They sit up and then they talk about how many

53:40

bullets they got , and

53:42

McLeod says I had 102

53:45

bullets . Conrad , I had 112

53:47

bullets . Now here's my question

53:49

, dad . This is why I get confused

53:52

. So he falls down the elevator

53:54

shaft earlier . Right , he

53:56

has to fix his broken bones . Sure

53:59

Great , he now has

54:01

102 bullets inside

54:03

of him .

54:04

Where did they go ? Did they go through ? They

54:07

didn't look like they went through . They looked like they

54:09

are lodged in his body .

54:10

No , they went through .

54:12

Have you ever seen it with Wolverine when

54:14

he heals the bullets pop ?

54:15

out . Yes , that's

54:17

what I wanted to happen . I wanted them to sit up and

54:19

just shell casings fall

54:21

to the ground . Do you think they're going to spend the time

54:23

on that ? I apparently not

54:25

. Argentina probably didn't have enough

54:27

of them .

54:28

Here's my question for you , Tony . Yeah , talk to

54:30

me what's the doctor's name ?

54:32

I don't know . It's got to be a

54:34

southern name because he had a severe

54:36

southern drawl . So I'm going to go Dwayne

54:39

.

54:40

Dr Sonny Jackson . This

54:44

guy is like people are going to know

54:46

the name of my character . I

54:50

am saying it's like a sign

54:52

of the script and he's like it is now Dr

54:55

Sonny Jackson , that's your service .

54:58

I get it because if you get hired

55:01

for just one day , which clearly this guy

55:03

was , no one's going to remember

55:05

you , but if you convince them that you have a name

55:07

Dan remembers it Dr

55:10

Sonny Jackson .

55:12

Sonny Jackson , you got it , You're

55:15

going to be like I need Dr Sonny

55:17

Jackson .

55:19

We can't find him , we can't find him

55:22

.

55:23

So now we're going into the prison , which is actually

55:26

just some underground tubes . Yeah

55:29

, I don't worry about it . Louise

55:31

is like to find out . We need to split up , you

55:33

go that way and me and Conor will go

55:35

this way . You're like why is she

55:37

in charge ?

55:38

How does she know Well , because she knows the stuff

55:40

, she knows All right .

55:44

So they find Alan at the end of this

55:46

thing . He's all decrepit , but he

55:48

gives them the secret information and

55:50

they're all like okay , so then they head

55:53

him up and they both who knows

55:55

what . Ramirez is doing , doing this , you're

55:57

saying it out . They both keep going and they

55:59

both end up at the same place , which is the blade

56:01

room . You want to talk about the blade room , Tony ?

56:03

Well , it's just a fan yeah

56:07

, just a fan that you could probably just stop

56:09

if you wedged something in there . Maybe

56:11

I don't know , but they

56:13

, I don't totally understand

56:16

what happens here , right .

56:19

What happens is the bad guys have set

56:21

up this evil fan to cut off Highlander's

56:23

heads . Sure , I

56:26

mean , that's the only way they can die , damn , all right

56:28

. And then , as it

56:30

comes down , sean Connery uses his magic to magic

56:33

the blade up for a foot , and

56:36

then the door just opens and then the two of

56:38

them leave . That's where I get confused .

56:41

And then he just lets himself die . Couldn't

56:43

he just leave through the door ? Now the

56:46

door is open .

56:47

No , he held the thing up , so you had to hold the thing

56:49

up .

56:50

Couldn't he just hold it up and then dive

56:52

through the door ? Yeah yeah

56:54

, I don't know , it was weird , but

56:57

again , sean Connery was just there to

57:00

die for no reason , I

57:02

mean in a real movie .

57:03

What you do is you'd be like got to figure out

57:05

the secret code . It's four digits , four

57:07

to one , one , two , four . There's only

57:09

a hundred things . If I get to a hundred and he's

57:12

all like I'll buy you the time

57:14

. Then they say he dies through the door

57:16

. The thing comes down , but this thing

57:19

he pushes it back up and there's

57:21

plenty of room and time and then the door just

57:23

opens for no reason and then

57:25

they can leave easily . But he can't leave

57:27

easily and then he stands there and it kills him , but

57:30

it doesn't really even . You don't really even

57:32

see it .

57:33

Well , because he turns into energy , which

57:35

is premature , because usually

57:37

you have to lose your head to turn into energy . But it's fine

57:40

. But let's just keep in mind

57:42

that it wasn't before . He

57:45

says will I ever see you again ? And

57:48

Sean Connery is like you , never know Highlander

57:50

. And then Winks at him . So is

57:52

he coming back in the third one ? I

57:54

don't think he's coming back down here . I

57:57

mean listen , $3 million for six

57:59

days . I don't think they can cover that anymore

58:01

. No , I just mean because Sean Connery is dead . Jesus

58:05

, yeah , I didn't mean now , dan . Oh

58:08

, rip Sean , you're a hero

58:10

.

58:11

So they go out there and they get in a truck . As

58:13

they're leaving , they run over Katana , but of course

58:15

they don't run him over . He's on the truck , he

58:17

gets on the truck .

58:19

It's a silly little scene .

58:20

Then there's a fight .

58:21

He gets run over so slowly , dan , he's like

58:23

slowly falls down . It's

58:26

great . Is there anything to say

58:28

about the fight on the truck ? I

58:30

don't remember much of it .

58:32

I don't know anything about it , so I'm going to go

58:34

no . So

58:40

they escape

58:42

, and then they go and they have to climb

58:45

this ladder and they climb the ladder and they get

58:47

to the top of the ladder . When they look out from the

58:49

top of the ladder , they see that everything's

58:51

back to normal .

58:53

So here's where I have questions

58:55

. So they climb

58:57

up this ladder , they come

58:59

out the other side , above

59:01

the shield , and

59:04

they're in the mountains . So there

59:06

are mountains that are above the

59:08

shield . You

59:11

can fly planes underneath the shield . See

59:18

what I'm saying ? That doesn't say that's not

59:20

right , that's a bad plan

59:23

. That's how you crash in it

59:25

. That shield is way too low . Plus , when they

59:27

show the shield in his apartment , it

59:29

is in space . There

59:31

is space between earth and

59:33

the shield , right ? So how are there mountains

59:36

above the shield ?

59:41

So it's a workaround

59:44

.

59:45

I was very confused . I didn't understand .

59:47

Spatially I'm a little confused , it's

59:49

true because I thought when they said they're going to have to go

59:51

above the shield , I thought they were going to have to literally

59:53

fly like Superman

59:55

fly somehow .

59:57

Oh , I thought they were going to take a shuttle into space

59:59

, I don't know .

1:00:04

So they climb there , so they're like , okay . So then

1:00:06

they go back to where the shield is

1:00:08

and

1:00:10

they fight in the

1:00:12

shield room . Yep

1:00:14

, yep , another wonderfully

1:00:17

choreographed fight , and which

1:00:20

is beautiful , highlighter , just sort of wins .

1:00:26

Now he chops off his head , which

1:00:28

is what you do , right ? Yep , yep

1:00:30

. And he the last

1:00:32

one , again , yes , because

1:00:35

he says there can only be Juan again

1:00:37

. Yep , so now he's

1:00:39

mortal again , right ?

1:00:41

Yeah , and he should have those powers to

1:00:43

read everybody's mind .

1:00:45

Not only that , but then he jumps into this

1:00:47

sky beam . Yeah , and

1:00:50

blows it up , but he's human , he would die

1:00:52

.

1:00:54

No , this is like he's like it because he killed

1:00:56

Katana , which is probably makes it probably different

1:00:58

rules .

1:01:01

No Different rules . No , no

1:01:03

, for sure different rules . I think it's different

1:01:05

rules , for sure different rules . There's definitely different

1:01:07

rules in this movie . This just doesn't

1:01:10

make any sense , dan .

1:01:11

So he steps into the shield generator thing

1:01:13

. It blows up , the shield goes down

1:01:16

.

1:01:16

Why , we don't know .

1:01:17

It becomes night , and

1:01:20

then everybody's happy .

1:01:22

Yeah , you can see the stars and I was very jealous

1:01:24

.

1:01:25

Yeah , and you're like , wouldn't you want to do it during

1:01:27

the day , so everyone could see the sun ?

1:01:29

It would make , and it would also be just more dramatic

1:01:31

if all of a sudden the sky went from blue

1:01:34

to like nice beautiful daylight

1:01:36

. But yeah whatever to

1:01:38

each their own . So Dan slew through

1:01:41

.

1:01:41

Then Ramirez has a voiceover

1:01:43

where he's like do something with your

1:01:45

life , you idiots .

1:01:47

Why ? How does how ? I don't

1:01:49

know it has nothing to do with what we just watched

1:01:51

. I was . I didn't understand a single

1:01:53

word .

1:01:54

he said it was like two or three lines

1:01:56

, and none of them related to anything that

1:01:58

we just dealt with At all .

1:02:00

It was basically just like live life to the fullest . My

1:02:02

friends , peace out .

1:02:05

I don't know , and if you need me , I'll come back

1:02:07

again and you'll become immortal again

1:02:09

and then there'll be more Highlands , or is ? It , you'll have

1:02:11

to kill us . It's like , oh my .

1:02:13

God . Now I do have a question on Highlander

1:02:15

. Are all of them

1:02:18

Highlanders ? Yes , or

1:02:20

is the one , the last one remaining

1:02:22

? Does he become crowned the Highlander

1:02:25

?

1:02:26

I mean , were they all Scottish in the first movie

1:02:28

? Because a Highlander

1:02:31

is like a Scottish person .

1:02:32

Yes , I want to say they were , because

1:02:34

the main bad

1:02:36

guy in that movie is also

1:02:39

the main bad guy in the Scotland times

1:02:41

and he tries to kill them back in the 1500s

1:02:44

. Fails , fails , and then they come back

1:02:46

together . So I think , yes , I think they all

1:02:48

were Scottish , but it's hard to be sure

1:02:50

.

1:02:51

Because , ramirez was . Spanish , so that doesn't make

1:02:53

a lot of sense .

1:02:54

Oh , good point , You're right . You're right , ramirez was always

1:02:56

Spanish , yeah .

1:02:58

I don't know . This is one of those franchise , once

1:03:00

again , that you see when you're a teenager , middle

1:03:02

schooler , and you think it's cool because you're a boy

1:03:04

, and then people that continue

1:03:06

to think this is cool they're

1:03:09

stupid .

1:03:11

Well then , I'm stupid , Dan , because I

1:03:13

love it and I'm going to keep watching

1:03:15

it . Well good , I

1:03:17

want to give the TV show a try .

1:03:19

So is it live action .

1:03:21

Yeah , it's a live action show and it's about

1:03:23

Duncan McLeod

1:03:26

, which I think is his nephew or

1:03:28

some sort of lineage . So

1:03:30

yeah , great , and

1:03:33

then eventually he makes either

1:03:35

a cameo or he kind of joins , because

1:03:37

then they do a movie . One of the movies

1:03:39

is the guy from the show and

1:03:41

this guy , christopher Lambert , in the same movie

1:03:43

. Oh yeah , yeah

1:03:46

, great stuff , man .

1:03:47

You know you're feeding

1:03:50

a certain type of fanboy that

1:03:52

loves the Witcher and all sorts of things

1:03:54

that I love the Witcher , yeah , I know

1:03:56

, and you're still an 11-year-old , so

1:03:59

there you go , all right .

1:03:59

Well , you're not wrong about that . I agree

1:04:01

100% . I will never

1:04:03

grow up . I refuse .

1:04:06

Anything else to say about this movie , Tony ?

1:04:08

If someone could explain it to me I

1:04:11

would love it , and if not , also I don't care

1:04:13

. You know that's how little

1:04:15

it meant to me . It's fine

1:04:17

for me not to understand the movie I had a good

1:04:19

time as opposed to Bo is afraid , which

1:04:21

lives rent free in your brain . I'm

1:04:24

trying to forget that movie , dan . You bring

1:04:26

it up every week . I gotta bring it up every

1:04:28

week . Do not bring it up

1:04:30

every week .

1:04:31

Oh yeah , if you like our show , give us a thumbs

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up , subscribe or

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leave a comment .

1:04:38

It supports the channel . They

1:04:40

don't know one's still here , okay

1:04:44

.

1:04:44

We made it through that one , one of the worst movies of all

1:04:46

time , what I consider one of the most

1:04:48

movies I mean it is

1:04:51

more comically fun than most of

1:04:53

the bad movies we do . I

1:04:55

could see you enjoying the fights because

1:04:57

they're so stupid .

1:04:59

The flying guy fights are so stupid .

1:05:02

Everything Virginia Madsen says pretty much stupid

1:05:04

.

1:05:04

Not against anybody in the movie . I

1:05:06

didn't have any problem with anybody in the movie .

1:05:09

They were all trying to do something . But

1:05:13

yeah , this one , I would call this corny

1:05:16

bad fun .

1:05:17

Oh yeah , yeah , yeah , absolutely yeah .

1:05:20

So you know , I mean , do

1:05:22

I hate the guy that made this ? No , but

1:05:24

I doubt his ability

1:05:26

to make a good movie .

1:05:28

I think that's fair . Yeah , I

1:05:31

like him . I like him as a person , just

1:05:33

fine .

1:05:35

So next up , oh no , we got to talk about something

1:05:37

we liked this week and that

1:05:40

was the thing I was like . I was watching this

1:05:42

movie and I was watching something else . And then

1:05:44

the guys at Red Letter Media they

1:05:46

like recommended this Kyle

1:05:48

Gaulner movie called Dinner

1:05:51

in America , from 2020

1:05:53

. This movie

1:05:56

, you know , as opposed to Highlander

1:05:58

2 , where you're just like what a giant mess that

1:06:00

doesn't ever connect and never surprises

1:06:02

us and never does anything . Dinner

1:06:05

in America this is a Napoleon

1:06:07

Dynamite movie , but much

1:06:09

more crass and much more punk rock

1:06:11

. Oh what .

1:06:13

Dinner in America .

1:06:15

Dinner , yeah , dinner , in America 2020

1:06:17

. Came out during

1:06:20

, you know , got pandemic to death . You

1:06:22

know , this poor movie , this movie's

1:06:24

a classic . I would , I would I call

1:06:26

this this movie is a classic . You

1:06:30

don't know . You don't know what is going on , you

1:06:32

do not know where the next scene is going

1:06:34

. It's insane

1:06:36

.

1:06:37

Really Okay .

1:06:40

I'm almost done with it and it

1:06:42

just keeps surprising me and it's totally hilarious

1:06:45

and , once again , very rude

1:06:47

. It's a very rude movie . So

1:06:49

you know I

1:06:52

love Kyle . Kyle's

1:06:54

great he's he's

1:06:56

one of the most unbelievable actors I've ever

1:06:58

seen . I just you

1:07:00

don't even know what's happening . You're like

1:07:02

why is this kid not starring in every good movie

1:07:04

ever ? Period ?

1:07:06

Interesting stuff , okay yeah

1:07:09

.

1:07:09

So this movie , I , I , I 10 out of 10

1:07:12

, everything about it's great it is

1:07:14

yeah , there's just

1:07:16

you know , you , you , just

1:07:18

you , you know you don't know what's happening

1:07:20

, which is like that's what you wanted a movie

1:07:22

you want to be like . Oh man , I was just

1:07:24

surprised by what just happened , because I did

1:07:27

not see that .

1:07:28

Wow . All right , yeah , I

1:07:31

mean I've , I've . I've been a big fan of him since , uh , smallville

1:07:33

. So , oh , is he in Smallville ? He

1:07:36

was only in a couple episodes but he made a lasting

1:07:38

. He's part of the the Justice League in there . Uh

1:07:40

, he plays Bart Allen the Flash .

1:07:45

Oh , there it is . Yeah , this

1:07:47

, this kid , he can act

1:07:49

and he can , he can come in .

1:07:51

I gotta see this , the screen when

1:07:53

um is it streaming ?

1:07:54

somewhere , I think . I just it's free on who , somehow

1:07:56

, I think it's on . Peacock or something

1:07:59

. Love it Okay , great

1:08:01

so what do you got for us , Tony ?

1:08:04

Uh , you're not going to like my answer , Dan .

1:08:06

Uh , I didn't see any movies or TV

1:08:08

that I liked , However in the last

1:08:10

two weeks you've seen any TV movie that

1:08:13

you liked .

1:08:14

I tried to tell you it's been a tough two weeks Dan

1:08:17

.

1:08:17

How is that possible ? How was it you

1:08:19

would do like a play or something .

1:08:22

We did we saw . We saw two Broadway

1:08:24

shows .

1:08:25

Yeah , we did really good .

1:08:27

They were okay . I'm going to be honest . Uh

1:08:29

, the one we were really excited for was Merrily we Roll

1:08:32

Along , which is Daniel Radcliffe

1:08:34

, and uh

1:08:36

, goff , whatever , graff

1:08:39

, jonathan Graff , not Jared Goff , which is what

1:08:41

I was about to say , but he's the quarterback . Uh

1:08:43

, Jonathan Graff , it's uh old musical

1:08:45

. It's pretty good . It's . The show

1:08:48

is fine . Yeah , they are great

1:08:50

. You know what I mean . Yeah

1:08:52

, um , but what I want to talk about , I don't know if you remember

1:08:55

One of my J Lay classes

1:08:57

, sketch classes . There was a guy in there

1:08:59

. His name was Tommy . I don't remember his

1:09:01

last name . I feel bad , sorry , tommy

1:09:03

. Uh , but he had a band

1:09:05

and their band name is Paradise

1:09:08

Vultures and they just

1:09:10

dropped a single called

1:09:13

Catacombs and it is

1:09:15

great , it

1:09:17

is a wonderful song and I

1:09:19

want everyone , any person

1:09:21

that is still listening , all two of you , todd

1:09:24

I want to go directly to you , todd Go

1:09:26

, look up Paradise Vultures , catacombs

1:09:29

. Give it a listen . It's one . It's like some

1:09:31

, it's like 70s psychedelic

1:09:34

rock kind of , but you know better

1:09:36

. It's great , um , and

1:09:38

this it's . I hope that this is like their

1:09:40

, their single , that kind of launches

1:09:42

them a little bit because they're it's wonderful

1:09:45

, it's really good . I've been listening to it nonstop .

1:09:47

Tony's rocking out it . It's not just some

1:09:49

sort of post-punk pop . It's not

1:09:51

.

1:09:52

Yeah , it's not pop punk at all . It's

1:09:54

. I've loved something that was not pop punk

1:09:57

. So there's , you know it's good .

1:09:59

So we're going to go back into , you know

1:10:01

, a movie that was made in the past 10 years . So

1:10:04

we don't have to .

1:10:05

We don't have to do that .

1:10:07

We're going to pick some , some stars that we love

1:10:09

. Scarsguard

1:10:12

. Which one ? The

1:10:15

the younger one , the tall blonde one

1:10:17

From it ? Yeah

1:10:20

?

1:10:20

Okay , I'm just , I don't know , no , no no , what's

1:10:22

his name ?

1:10:23

No , the guy from True Black . Oh , Alexander

1:10:25

.

1:10:25

Alexander .

1:10:26

Alexander Alexander

1:10:28

Scarsguard .

1:10:30

Yeah , that sounds right .

1:10:31

Margot Robbie . You know you love

1:10:34

her Barbie . I mean , I do what

1:10:36

? 2016 . It's

1:10:39

a legend , of Tarzan .

1:10:42

Dan , yes , finally

1:10:44

, this has been a movie that I've wanted

1:10:46

it to . I didn't remember Margot Robbie was in this

1:10:48

.

1:10:49

I think I read that she was in this . I think she might

1:10:51

play Jane . Listen , I believe you .

1:10:53

I will tell you right now . We

1:10:56

saw this . We saw this opening

1:10:58

weekend . This is a movie

1:11:01

that I hate so

1:11:03

much , and

1:11:05

I've been , I've been dying to do this

1:11:07

and I just , I just keep not doing it

1:11:09

. So this is very exciting for me .

1:11:11

It just popped up on Netflix . It just got added to

1:11:13

Netflix in the last month .

1:11:14

All right , there you go . I was like what is this ?

1:11:16

movie and then I looked up some of the reviews and

1:11:18

some of the reviews are very positive . And then most

1:11:20

of the people are like what is this ?

1:11:22

You're trying to kill me and that's the

1:11:24

. It is the dumb . Okay , I'm excited

1:11:26

, and you're right , margot Robbie is totally the

1:11:29

main girl . That's weird . I

1:11:32

did not remember that . All right

1:11:34

, so I think

1:11:36

we got one . That's going to be a real stinker . Oh

1:11:38

God , I'm going to be so mad again . I've been

1:11:40

mad for eight years over this movie

1:11:43

.

1:11:43

Tony's mad . He's mad People

1:11:46

, he's mad .

1:11:48

Let's do this . Good call , good call . I

1:11:51

was like who knows , without a shirt for a little bit , and that's always nice

1:11:53

, so you got that . Tony , it's a good

1:11:55

looking guy . I'll tell you that .

1:11:57

It's a good looking cast .

1:11:59

I can't believe . I didn't remember it was her .

1:12:00

Yeah .

1:12:01

Well , we'll see , who knows ?

1:12:04

Maybe they I'm sure they use her terribly . Yeah

1:12:06

, that's sweet with bad movies . Is they

1:12:09

figure out how to take good acting ? You

1:12:11

know , let's take a bunch of good people and make

1:12:13

them worthless .

1:12:14

Amen .

1:12:16

So we'll be back next week with that , and

1:12:18

thanks for hanging out and we'll

1:12:20

hopefully see you then .

1:12:34

Oh come on .