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Wow, Ethan, great move. Keep

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it up. You did not just see me

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On Monday, the H3 show,

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0:58

serious to talk about. Yeah,

1:02

I'll get to that in a little bit, though, because

1:04

I don't really feel like... Not

1:07

a great way to start. ...pushing the vibes so soon in

1:09

the beginning. I

1:14

want to give out a casting call quickly. We

1:17

spoke about doing the Whatever Podcast H3

1:20

edition, where we just hype up the ladies. And,

1:24

you know, respect the hell out of them.

1:28

If you or someone you know has been on

1:30

any of these shows, Fresh and Fit, Whatever, or

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you would like to participate, please message

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1:44

We are calling on

1:47

all lovely ladies. It's

1:50

time to have a roundtable conversation about how

1:52

great you are. Let's

1:55

get all the hot girls together and let's just

1:57

talk. Let's talk shop, ladies.

2:00

Talk about what it's like to be hot. I'm one of you. You are Yeah,

2:04

tell me what it's like Don't

2:06

give me the they're like yeah, I've been

2:08

so being fucking weird to me all day

2:13

Well not today So

2:16

thank you for that. It's pride month.

2:19

That's exciting Wow a

2:21

whole party month a Oh

2:25

Bloody month I remember

2:27

when pride was a sin pride

2:29

is not a virtue. It's

2:32

such an idiot. I Remember

2:35

I Remember

2:37

that pride was a cardinal sin People

2:40

were ashamed a whole

2:42

bloody month. It was

2:44

in June this year. We could talk about

2:47

one minute I Prefer

2:50

less pride month ten seconds out

2:52

of the closet back in and

2:54

month. That's a little you're pushing

2:56

it That is what's

2:59

next two months really a month

3:02

a whole body year a month

3:06

It's pride year everybody every

3:10

day The

3:12

flag and the flag is getting

3:14

more inclusive every year its pride

3:17

year pride

3:20

year baby, what's the black one? I know this

3:22

is like trans right this or this whole thing

3:24

trans No, the yeah

3:27

the white pink and blue is the trans flag.

3:29

What's the black one brown and black?

3:31

I'll have to look it up Brown

3:34

and black black we see you today.

3:36

We are proud of you Yeah,

3:41

welcome up to all the gays and gays in the

3:43

audience, you know, we love you and you're

3:46

so welcome here And

3:50

We're just happy that you all feel safe

3:52

here and good to watch so thanks and

3:54

happy happy side year. Happy pride life It's

3:57

a trans people of color the

3:59

black The Brown: Yeah so this

4:02

whole thing as trans yeah?

4:04

let's go to. The

4:07

significance of the colors because they

4:09

just don't really go together like

4:11

black brown, baby blue, baby pink,

4:14

So. We're color chart manager you know

4:16

colleague. they can't like almost all the

4:18

colors already though. I yeah right, there's

4:20

no real stay left for the poor

4:23

trans their the I've been discriminated against

4:25

again. I.

4:28

Think we need to have a real conversation about

4:30

giving up some of these good colors? Yeah, for

4:32

some of these shit colors. Plans.

4:35

For ya just for the sake of you know you

4:37

equity in. Inclusiveness. Which.

4:40

Is everything's. A

4:44

way happy for her mother but happy fried.

4:47

I trump the a Let's see. A

4:51

we have a we have a new release or

4:53

yet quickly reminder about Teddy Fresh. We got this

4:55

new released because on check as safe as.com is

4:57

the below Barry. Collapse.

5:02

The underwear and the wife respect

5:04

there are huge hits I'm hearing

5:06

will rave reviews for these two

5:09

items here is such a seat.

5:13

And lots of other stuff. And

5:15

off the bag is lovely. Check

5:19

it out now! writing. I'd

5:22

so trump gotta. He.

5:24

Got convicted. We. Knew

5:26

that. Sixty. Nine,

5:28

but there's some really great reactions. I don't think

5:30

we got to watch all of them because we

5:32

were and Henri. And

5:34

there's some of the best content I've seen a while. Actually,

5:39

This picture I wanted to show you guys.

5:42

On. His is. Today.

5:46

Was are George Floyd moment who is

5:48

this guy has. The

5:50

I don't know if they look today for the

5:52

free to I can't of his kidding or what's

5:55

happening now I wasn't sure either. Bed I why

5:57

do? Why would he and thing. There

6:00

this is a very common theme In

6:04

fact, I didn't even I was just

6:06

gathering like the most insane ones, but

6:08

you'll see in this album They're all

6:10

comparing black like Trump to a

6:12

black person like that's their

6:16

Like they can't they can't escape their own

6:18

like racism of just like black people equals

6:20

criminals So now that or maybe they're saying

6:23

like victim because they're trying to be like

6:25

he's our George Floyd You'll

6:27

see like the victim of police brutality you

6:29

tell me if you think these look like

6:31

Trump was a victim of government brutality today

6:37

His Twitter says personal injury and

6:40

civil rights lawyer, that's

6:42

a good fun combo I will

6:44

protect your civil rights unless you hit one of my clients

6:46

and I will ruin you Today

6:48

was a pretty terrible day overall, but seeing the absolute

6:50

meltdown. The commies are having over this suite makes it

6:53

all a little better Okay,

6:57

I mean not a bad look for him frankly It's

7:01

kind of fly interesting for a civil rights lawyer

7:04

Right. He didn't say which civil rights

7:07

right the rights of white people everywhere. This is the

7:09

photo I was telling you guys well pull

7:11

up the iconic Sjw

7:15

meme one that's been in

7:17

every Republican meme video for

7:20

the past 220 years and Compare

7:23

it to this and you tell me if

7:25

this isn't the new SJW What

7:29

is even sign say free father Teresa like

7:31

what doesn't make any sense look

7:33

at this This is the new SJW

7:36

that is totally you guys You

7:39

guys became it this has to

7:42

be a meme. Please everybody Have

7:44

you seen the actual video? I have a video in there, too I

7:47

will watch that see in the dark,

7:50

but what is free father Teresa mean? Father

7:56

Teresa, yeah, Why?

8:01

I'm know wherever you guys say. What's

8:05

interesting? The. Just

8:08

thought. When

8:11

I close this too early unless you are us. Trump,

8:15

much like myself is a real n

8:17

word with a hearty are that and

8:19

you tape and real and words don't

8:22

give a. Ask about jail.

8:25

Ah, You seem to really care. About

8:27

being in jail thereby go criticism.

8:29

Seem to be trying to avoid

8:31

it pretty heavily. They've been fighting

8:33

for yeah no know something about

8:35

fleeing the country. Okay,

8:37

this one. this one. Crazy. Thoughts

8:41

in blue seer. Is. He

8:43

a black dude that I oppose it looks

8:45

like he is on yet this goes against

8:47

me for hims adam is the said his

8:49

just another more because ah. Kind. Of

8:51

wherever you'd expect my n word Trump gonna

8:54

be on house arrest the White House when

8:56

he cut his tracker for us. And.

8:59

Words are voting for him. Democrats.

9:01

Just made a big mistake. The.

9:04

N word yeah you're right and you know

9:06

to really feel to has spoken to black

9:08

people to cc shop in blackface next simon

9:10

to quite sure. He. Would

9:12

really and dear himself. This.

9:17

Is A I though I mean

9:19

thank God for Ai This is

9:21

what it's doing for does God.

9:23

Well known and is really tremendous.

9:26

We wouldn't have this one have

9:28

it. currently. The Screaming Mega Guys

9:30

A Jimmy Kimmel bit. Oh no

9:32

time Sam at Soft you must

9:34

you go home right now. Not.

9:37

Not. Then. I have i'm not

9:39

watch the video and then ah madame. Men:

9:42

Have a problem with. Jimmy Kimmel

9:44

on a second. By

9:47

the somebody Jimmy Kimmel fans and are on

9:49

it's own know I can't stand likes to

9:51

watch Kimball. I haven't alongside Handsome Stable like

9:53

years ago. I but

9:55

when there's nothing the last it's

9:57

it's okay. The look like. The

10:00

going in one of his videos on Youtube

10:02

and you're stuck with him forever. Every.

10:04

Record Yeah yeah. Beauty

10:06

was notoriously. Love

10:08

the shit out of them. Knew. I

10:11

should the truckers boycott New York?

10:13

A good luck boycotting estimate. The.

10:17

Second, Most populous state

10:19

and the country. And

10:22

our am drive and all around on

10:24

Draven around New York brother as others

10:26

a I am only side I stood

10:28

still a I are it is using

10:30

the game though for real though the

10:32

module gifts to have zero Trucks on

10:34

the road in New York city limits

10:36

really have a game on. The images

10:38

Sega looks like have. Been. To

10:40

Bike Races Transformers. Fine.

10:45

Diego. Garcia in the lead their. Didn't.

10:49

Expect that of them. Hour drive at

10:51

all the way around New York. It.

10:53

Don't matter of we are. We

10:55

will. We travel on top margins here

10:57

in the trucking industry. And

11:00

were willing to go under.

11:02

Brand thrive ran yards, He

11:05

said have sought out here New Jersey crossed

11:07

the river. Come

11:10

on here. get supplies. Will

11:13

and would like to put Littler. Cyanide

11:17

South less teach

11:19

them Yankees. Seligman

11:24

a lot of weight be same as as

11:26

bricks buckled. A

11:30

lot away. And I know that's

11:32

it doesn't important Britain as I what the Brooklyn

11:34

Bridge probably. I'm. I'm

11:36

noticing now that most of the crowd is

11:38

actually. Rounding. In the Hudson

11:41

River and on actually on the bridge

11:43

of the huge amount of says it's

11:45

Say I Baby A Sentimental. Their

11:48

the bridge there was holding

11:50

our ah so true you

11:52

know nothing about trucking for

11:55

her. Her dragon down Iowa

11:57

lane. Sensory man. Whoa whoa

11:59

baby guy. The ways and means

12:01

so guy looks like truckers really master

12:03

at a i just is. So's our

12:05

yeah, they crunched the numbers and if

12:08

a lot and nailed on that every

12:10

person they're racist homophobe. Yeah, you can

12:12

literally see their now comments and none

12:15

of them are dress the same. Remember

12:17

the Blue Jays? well as yeah, the

12:19

Blue Jays brother and the shoes are

12:22

all identical but as problem aca. And

12:26

Kraken are shrugs

12:28

Louder New York

12:30

Us. By

12:33

on forces in only get three engine

12:35

like sell the move in a state

12:37

picking up steam. Let

12:41

me see if any see the census is

12:43

outside the courthouse. Mom.

12:45

And Dad. An apple pie. We

12:47

saw this dinner when. I

12:50

mean. There's. Lots of vulgarities or

12:52

was weight was is a member same why

12:55

do we definitely watch this in when we

12:57

watch a clip of this guy on the

12:59

member stream? And okay so it's enjoy them.

13:02

No. Need to skipping over and really know he

13:04

was in on the normally was somehow get

13:06

so those are skip. I. Know I

13:08

skipped the bit because it was going a

13:10

little rowdy, but let's yeah. Mass

13:13

mean I know not as I'm are trying

13:16

to find all the way or I'm saying

13:18

oh shit I wanted you to reach out

13:20

yet we found his name. Did you find

13:22

contact insult? I will be to this afternoon.

13:24

Hall man. And.

13:27

What is your eyes? I love.on from.

13:29

Have you got a problem with that? Was.

13:33

The same. Page. Our

13:35

says you got a public access. To

13:39

his for. A

13:45

player I have is hop in.

13:55

Shock. I want to believe Tomboy.

14:00

Yeah, yeah, what the hell? That

14:02

dude like came down. He looks like the CEO

14:04

of Chase Bank. Like

14:07

why are you here? Why are you here, bro? Everyone

14:10

else is like look like they just

14:12

finished. Wow, this is really crazy. I'm

14:14

unbelievable. Now. This is worrying This is

14:16

truly worrying normal person doing this He

14:20

ain't that normal. No, man's wearing

14:22

a visor. He just got

14:24

that look and clearly with with a look like

14:26

that People usually go far in life. This guy

14:28

did not Like

14:38

how do why did all these people are like

14:40

they go for be like we can that's what

14:42

I'm saying They just they literally just came from

14:44

smoking meth Yeah, I was gonna say all these

14:47

racist old white women always have that mouth for

14:49

some reason real about you know,

14:51

it's The no

14:53

dentures, yeah, no dentures no tears

14:56

no dentures permanent

15:08

She is tweaking the fuck out look at her with these

15:10

glasses What

15:17

are you trying to do there? Calm

15:22

down. No, I'm not wait. She told him to calm

15:24

down. They you guys are on the same side Why

15:34

did she put him down he said I'm

15:36

I'm pissed and she said no you're not

15:38

calm down Why are you why

15:40

you're pissed? Why are you taking right? I'm

15:42

taking his side cuz she's he's interrupting her

15:44

She's just trying to eat her fucking sunglasses

15:48

There's Stripe

15:51

even in the movement man. It breaks my heart to see

15:53

it thought this was a united front

15:55

Oh and by the way when the Civil

15:57

War ends these are the people on the front line. So The

16:01

Yankees will be fine Tim

16:04

you think Tim full is gonna be out

16:06

there in the front line with his musket

16:08

and samurai sword and back up beanie He's

16:11

just on Twitter being like war. They were the

16:13

last line of defense Do

16:20

something I'm kidding I'm not gonna do that. I'm not

16:22

gonna button you like three times. I'm not gonna do

16:25

that today That's just

16:27

a joke No He

16:34

is one of us and now he has

16:36

they have only made the poll numbers go

16:38

higher The

16:42

polls are don't be angry be happy, you know, this

16:44

is a good thing and also you definitely got that

16:46

shirt on Amazon for like five dollars, I Always

16:50

think it's funny when people are saying

16:52

he's one of us. He's a billionaire.

16:54

He doesn't even his apartment is What

16:56

literally lined with gold? Yeah, they do

16:58

shits on a gold toilet dude hasn't been in a

17:01

grocery store in probably 30 40 years Yeah,

17:03

yeah He's

17:06

very famous it would be difficult for him to go Even

17:12

before he was prezzy or

17:14

what kind of fridge yes, I wanted to

17:16

say so bad Why

17:19

why why wouldn't you say it too

17:21

early in the episode? It's a good question So

17:26

it's what Donald Trump's if they can

17:29

draw or predict what Donald

17:31

Trump's like what potential model would someone

17:33

like Donald Trump have Maybe or

17:35

no. What does it look like because I want it. It's gonna be

17:38

gold obviously or but Mr.

17:42

Trump is I mean he probably

17:45

technically owns a fridge But he strikes me as somebody

17:47

that wouldn't even own a fridge because he's got like

17:49

a chef that just like prepares meals They definitely the

17:51

fridge. Yeah, right I Guess

17:54

it's still technically he needs fridge. Yeah.

17:56

Yeah. There's no there's no ways of around it.

17:59

Where does he keep his diet? Coke right

18:01

true oh yeah he's got a mini fridge

18:03

he has the mini fridge at least yeah

18:05

I uh oh he is like us for

18:08

real I can't find the actual fridge but

18:10

I found an article that said Trump's refrigerator

18:12

upgrade for Air Force One set to cost

18:14

24 million oh shit okay all right and

18:16

y'all you all said six thousand I take

18:18

it all back I take it all back

18:20

wait what how the

18:23

hell you're a grounded that's not real 24 million

18:25

from the Guardian your

18:28

humble refrigerator what

18:30

the fuck does that even mean it's a hundred and

18:33

five degrees I mean yeah

18:37

what does that mean I'm gonna read

18:40

into it I'm reading it right now see I'm

18:42

trying to be nice that

18:44

cannot be a good way

18:46

24 million dollar contract with Boeing to replace

18:49

two food chilling systems aboard Air Force One

18:51

I mean it's a

18:53

very fancy advanced aircraft I guess maybe it's

18:55

super expensive I

18:57

don't know the refrigerator million dollars

19:00

yeah the capacity is to

19:02

handle 3,000 meals

19:04

according to military three thousand

19:06

meals it's an airplane what

19:10

for a thousand

19:14

meals I guess do

19:16

they have like 10 years worth for one

19:19

person you have to be prepared to crash

19:22

land somewhere I'm like a deserted island and

19:24

survive out here it gets lost what's

19:26

the contingency thing maybe

19:28

if the planet's been nuked they can just circle

19:31

in the air until I don't

19:33

think we have the tech yet once

19:35

we can like power those with solar then

19:37

that's vibes that's enough to feed the president

19:39

and 50 of his closest friends three meals

19:41

a day for three weeks three

19:44

thousand no that that's that's

19:47

way more than that 50

19:49

of his friends that's three meals a

19:51

day that's 150 meals his

19:55

friend that's what the article

19:57

says is there a picture of this

20:00

Article to the girl Friend

20:03

the math does not check out on that that's

20:05

enough to feed the president and 50 of

20:07

his cozier friends three meals a day For

20:09

three for the guys three thousand meals for the

20:11

record. We all acknowledge that not even close It's

20:16

not even close to a thousand So

20:18

where's the money? Where's

20:20

the money where's the money by way

20:23

is the money Lebowski? Sorry,

20:25

it's been a while Hey

20:30

Yes I'm waiting. I

20:33

just don't want to be stupid and you know

20:35

We're all waiting, but I think that's it

20:37

would be 150 times 27, right? If

20:40

150 meals a day and then it's 27 days Okay,

20:46

wait Cuz that's 4,000. There's 50

20:48

of them three meals a day. That's 150 a day.

20:50

You're right and then it's time for 14 days No

20:53

for 27 days 20 No

20:56

21 days Three weeks.

20:58

Okay. Yeah that you're right I

21:01

was right I Can

21:04

see why that they can see the necessity for that

21:06

24 million. Do we have a picture

21:08

of the fridge? Me don't I'd

21:11

like to know what I have a rule. I

21:13

don't think we're allowed to see Inside

21:15

Air Force one. Yeah, there's pictures of it up secret.

21:18

I was assuming It's like a dr. Evil thing where

21:20

he just asked for it. He wants it built like

21:23

some sharks with some freaking laser Air

21:26

Force one refrigerator They're

21:30

shooting higher they have more meals What

21:35

the fuck is this Oh is air okay, all right, I

21:37

don't think I'm gonna find the image I want Is

21:41

this it I don't know this showed up in Google

21:44

images Is

21:48

this it Yeah,

21:52

probably What

21:55

showed up I say Air Force one refrigerator

22:00

He said is it this Google said to me

22:02

is this what you meant? Cool

22:06

12 million a piece you know what it

22:08

is I did not condition

22:12

Thank you, no enough. Donald Trump is

22:14

gonna win even harder. They're gonna have to bring in

22:16

the arm on Michelle

22:18

Obama they're gonna have to bring in

22:20

a bushel Obama big Mike in

22:23

August To try to fix

22:26

things but that's not gonna work either The numbers

22:28

are gonna go so high for Trump right now

22:30

that it's over for it's over for Biden's over

22:32

for the Democrats Fuck you Judge Juan There

22:36

is no this guy is soaking off

22:38

the attention man. Look at him. He's

22:40

loving it I think in this country

22:42

we want a democracy. This is America.

22:45

You railroaded this stand. He committed no

22:47

crime Fuck you. I'm mad.

22:50

I'm mad as hell as they say I'm mad

22:52

as hell They say that they say that yeah,

22:54

they say I've heard that been said before yeah

22:58

Take to the street. Let's take to this fucking

23:00

street Let's

23:03

take to the fucking street. You're on the there

23:05

man in

23:07

this country Conviction

23:10

and innocent man. I love him. He's my

23:12

favorite. Please we have to talk to him,

23:14

please I'm I'm

23:16

gonna say it's so important that we reach him

23:19

I'm mad as hell as they say Someone messaged

23:21

me. I'm gonna look into it, but someone said

23:23

that they were watching and it is

23:25

their cousin I'm gonna I'm gonna

23:28

look I mean follow it

23:30

up crazy and we'll be talking later

23:32

certainly follow it up That's

23:35

your cousin each I'd

23:38

like to talk to you too fuck yeah, what's

23:40

like at Christmas? We saw this

23:42

one. Okay, we didn't watch the whole

23:44

thing Don't skip about

23:46

middle. I mean that last one

23:48

was worth it so This

23:51

one isn't this one's they're just harassing

23:54

this woman Why

23:57

she got that male pattern bossing No

24:02

good? Why? I'm

24:05

hit! Not

24:07

bad for me. Not bad

24:10

for me. It's unusual

24:12

to see a hairline like that on a

24:14

lady. It's just unusual. It

24:16

just... Oh,

24:18

well. I

24:20

mean, listen, is a better hairline than some have? I'm

24:24

too old. That is definitely true.

24:28

You know? I think it's a good

24:30

look. It's just an observation, guys. You know what

24:32

I mean? A

24:35

new video of crying maga meme guy. I

24:39

don't know if this is the fake one or the... Is

24:41

this the fake one? So they baited

24:43

NBC News to covering it? Or

24:50

is this... You can hear the

24:52

crowd here. There's a lot of punk

24:55

supporters out here that you can hear. It's

24:57

confusing because what he's doing is not

24:59

different than what the other guys

25:01

were doing. He

25:04

worked up. As I was reading the verdict,

25:06

I could hear the crowd emotion growing behind

25:08

me. It's not different. I'm only a couple

25:10

yards away from the area that you can

25:12

see on your screens right there. Sort of

25:14

the First Amendment area, if you will. It's

25:16

just a stone's throw away from the press

25:18

area. It's been growing as the

25:20

day went on is growing after they heard that

25:22

this verdict was coming in. Honestly,

25:24

he's not even as unhinged as the

25:26

other dude, frankly. No. Emotions

25:29

running very high in this city

25:32

right now. Again, this is the

25:34

presumptive GOP nominee in

25:36

the middle of an election year for things

25:38

that he did that the prosecution said he

25:41

did to try to corrupt the... Alright,

25:43

alright. You

25:45

hired the wrong guy for the job, man. I'm

25:48

hit. That guy's the man. Trepp

25:52

did a press conference this morning. Okay, let's see what

25:54

he had to say. Well, this

25:56

was days ago now. Okay,

25:59

well... Just read him what was there.

26:02

Should have taken it out. Sorry. Um...

26:07

He's probably gonna be like, people of America,

26:09

I apologize I've let you down. This

26:12

is a crime that I committed in a

26:16

moment of weakness in my life. And

26:18

I deeply regret it and I will work to

26:20

regain the American people's trust. That's

26:22

what I'm predicting he's gonna say. Nope. I'm

26:28

going to go into everything that I was ever

26:30

involved in, not this case. Everything that

26:33

I was ever involved in, which

26:35

is a first. In other words, you could

26:37

go into every single thing that I

26:40

ever did. Was he a bad

26:42

boy here? Was he a bad boy there? Emma

26:45

Lawrence said, what do you need to go through? All you

26:48

wanted to do is testify simply on this case. Because

26:51

I would have loved to have testified. To this day I would have

26:53

liked to have testified. But

26:55

you would have been, you would have said something out of

26:57

whack. Like it was a

26:59

beautiful sunny day and it was actually raining out. And

27:02

I very much appreciate the big crowd

27:04

of people outside. That's incredible what's happening.

27:07

The level of support has been incredible.

27:09

I'll get the details wrong though, excuse

27:12

me of lying. You're a bad boy,

27:14

Tony. I'll exaggerate and hallucinate certain details.

27:18

I'll lie under oath, it's a

27:20

perjury. I'm still

27:23

working on my Trump thing. Not

27:25

the best. Better than my English

27:28

accent. Fuck. Ethan, please stand up.

27:38

My shirt is so big, I have no clothing

27:40

to wear. It's getting kind of frustrating. I got

27:42

to like reset my closet. Ethan,

27:47

please stand up. The rest of my shit is 2XL.

27:52

And it just looks ridiculous. It's

27:56

tough man. It's

27:58

not easy being skinny. That's

28:01

right. I tried to make it rhyme. It

28:03

kind of worked. Yeah, that's what Eminem

28:05

taught me He goes oh they say

28:08

nothing rhymes with orange. What about porridge?

28:10

What about door hinge? Door hinge? Yeah

28:13

Door hinge porridge orange.

28:15

That was a big video and I was in

28:18

middle school. Just how you say that shit. I Listen

28:22

to his new song by the way. I did not like it

28:25

I didn't like it. Yeah, and I was surprised

28:27

that he brought out all the old videos I'm

28:29

surprised you went all out for that music video

28:31

for that song Listen, you

28:34

know, it's okay to Bob

28:37

Dylan said this about his in his golden days.

28:40

He said I Could

28:42

never write that music like I did then

28:44

I don't know what happened. There was like

28:46

spirits talking through me It was a magical

28:48

time for him a creative time. He can't

28:50

do it anymore. And that's okay. Yeah,

28:53

feel that's what's emin I don't think

28:55

I do because when I see him, it's

28:58

like who this is not This

29:00

is not cool. Yeah, it's a little

29:02

cringy actually. I hate to I hate to even say that about

29:06

Yeah, it was boy, but it was not good.

29:08

I haven't listened yet. It was

29:10

definitely dipping into like right wing like

29:12

rhetoric Oh, it was I mean, I

29:14

didn't lose about like today's kids and

29:18

I don't know. I saw my cat

29:20

is trans. Oh Really?

29:23

Yeah, this cat is trans

29:27

Let me pull up that I could never write that I

29:29

didn't know about all that I just thought the music was

29:31

cringy I'm

29:35

not a cat. Hey ducky you coming up It's

29:39

the line is my transgender

29:41

cats sign me's identifies as

29:43

blip black X Chinese

29:47

That's so corn read that again my

29:50

transgender cats sign me's

29:52

identifies as black but

29:54

acts Chinese That's

29:56

so that's fucking crazy This

30:00

M&M you got he's like 50.

30:02

I think it's pushing it Yeah,

30:04

I think he's trying to be like one the

30:06

king of controversy again as he used to proclaim

30:09

He was but it's just it's just boomer shit.

30:11

Yeah, he's not his pull his finger ain't on

30:13

the pulse anymore. Yeah The

30:16

one another cool thing about the video though is I did

30:18

like seeing a lot of the buildings were Detroit buildings that

30:20

I recognize One of them I used to work in actually

30:23

That's cool. That's wonderful. I've been

30:25

thinking a little nostalgia for

30:27

you I Trump

30:31

you done Thank you. Look,

30:34

you just don't look on my laptop. It's all I ask

30:38

Cute such a good. He's so sweet. He's been such

30:40

a good boy. I mean he's

30:42

crazy he has unlimited

30:45

energy and it's Gets

30:48

pretty frustrating sometimes but

30:50

at the end of the day he is the

30:52

sweetest dog And

30:55

he loves like snuggling and cuddling and

30:58

she's very affectionate Lena's

31:00

always telling me ducky stories. I think she

31:03

has an attachment because that's like the first

31:05

dog She's known since like they were baby.

31:07

Yeah, he is such a special

31:09

little guy he is And

31:11

he's got such a great Happy demeanor.

31:13

He loves everything. He loves everybody He's

31:17

a good boy All

31:21

right, welcome to the

31:23

party duck All

31:28

right, so that's it I guess that's all we got on that for

31:30

the moment But

31:33

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

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31:39

an update and retraction you guys ready for this. I don't know

31:41

if I'm ready for this I Don't

31:48

know if I oh So

31:51

cute Becky So

31:55

cute Oh

32:12

Let's uh, okay, we got the

32:14

retraction mr. Beast surpassed a t-series

32:17

he has avenged PewDiePie

32:19

if you guys remember what

32:21

year was that when that was like the whole The

32:24

whole internet culture was just PewDiePie

32:26

verse t-series as

32:29

2019 I believe Everybody's

32:33

everybody love PewDiePie What

32:36

year I guess that is insanely impressive though

32:38

after six years. We have finally avenged PewDiePie

32:40

like that. That is actually insane Yeah

32:44

crazy 200 and series

32:46

had like on Where

32:48

how is there still people who haven't heard of mr.

32:50

Beast? I was just saying

32:52

that the other day although I was saying

32:54

that before I realized that he was currently

32:56

in this runoff with t-series so Because

32:59

you know, he'd been gaining a million subscribers every

33:01

like two days. I saw

33:03

that it was like how how are I

33:05

feel like? We've maxed out on this. That's

33:08

what happened with you saturation. But

33:10

um, yeah, I Know

33:12

not to take anything. There's funny business.

33:14

Yeah, probably not by him I just

33:16

know no, it's like even just individual

33:18

fans going and making new accounts and

33:21

subscribing that absolutely happened with the PewDiePie

33:23

Yeah, but okay, dude

33:26

Again, I continue to watch Beast. I

33:28

can't look away and I'm

33:31

continually impressed by His

33:34

popularity. I mean, I don't think the world has ever

33:36

seen anything like it You know his

33:38

latest video was actually the favorite

33:40

my favorite ever miss your the survival

33:43

one really funny But I think

33:45

it's under performing or good. Oh, yeah.

33:47

Good. I mean it was good I agree and I like

33:49

these survival shows so it was kind of right up I

33:52

thought no he was attacked by a bear

33:56

He was he he wasn't in

33:58

the woods. It was even about him Is

34:00

this a parody thumbnail on the right? No,

34:02

he fights like the revenant in the end of

34:04

the video. He's fucked up by a bear. It's

34:06

just two dudes surviving in the forest and they

34:08

get $10,000. I'm talking about the one

34:10

where he is shooting up a yacht. No,

34:13

he did that. No, they did that, yeah. They blew up.

34:15

They were shooting at a yacht. That's

34:17

fucking insane. I love the smell of

34:19

napalm in the morning. He's both playing-

34:21

I took out Jeff Bezos. That's

34:25

real, too. He did blow up a TNT in

34:27

his mouth. Why

34:29

did he get this fucked up looking kid? What's

34:31

with the baby? He

34:33

tried doing so many things. I don't know about

34:35

that kid. Do you think that they- I think

34:37

he's on this level where he's

34:40

gonna pick the fucked up weird one. Because he knows

34:42

that you get more fucked up. Why are you saying

34:44

he's fucked up? What's wrong with this kid? There's nothing

34:46

wrong with him. Look at him. Everyone's pointing at him

34:48

and snickering. Everyone's

34:51

being moved to the baby in his thumbnail. They all know he's fucking weird.

34:53

By the way, I don't think that's a real kid. It looks like AI.

34:57

So he- Look at him, dude. He's

34:59

gonna be testing. Better hope so. Hardcore.

35:01

Whatever. He won't remember. Fucking freak.

35:04

I mean, if it is a real

35:06

baby, that is a very beautiful, uncute,

35:08

and commercial baby. It's not a real baby. Babies

35:10

don't stand up and wear fucking tracksuits. And

35:14

have pacifiers in their mouth. Like, you gotta pick

35:16

a lane. He looks like

35:18

he's, you know, six months old,

35:20

but he's standing in a fucking adult-looking

35:23

tracksuit. Shoulders back. And everybody's pointing at

35:25

him. Look out there. Like, fuck this

35:27

kid. That's awesome. I

35:31

like analyzing these, huh? I agree. It

35:33

kind of looks like it's underperforming. I

35:35

can't tell with his videos, though, because sometimes I

35:37

look away and I come back. Yeah. And

35:40

it has like 300 million views or something. Yeah, this

35:42

video had so many thumbnail changes. I'm sending a couple

35:44

right now. Oh, you track that?

35:46

There's a website that tracks it. Oh, shit. That's

35:48

super interesting. So I wonder what tools he has.

35:54

Okay, so first people were humiliating him. Which

36:00

didn't make sense clearly because they love

36:02

you MrBeast and you weren't even competing

36:05

This is a weird one. This one is not good.

36:07

That one's bad. Yeah, and they realize correct MrBeast

36:10

released his own like social blade

36:13

website I'll try to

36:15

find it right now. It's really good. He

36:17

must have some kind of A B testing

36:19

going on with his thumbnails Yeah, he does.

36:21

Yeah confirmed. He can do more than four

36:23

He can do three thumbnails at the time

36:26

and it'll pick the best one for

36:28

him I want that do

36:30

that. Yeah, I want that. MrBeast has

36:32

enough speech. Yeah, fine. He doesn't need

36:35

that. Absolutely It's what I we've been

36:37

asking you. I we've been wanting

36:39

it for a long time Yeah, we haven't gone this one. I

36:41

don't like either I don't get the whole thing of why is

36:43

everyone angry and why are they now they're angry at me? What

36:45

the fuck did I do? Hmm

36:50

You know, I'm just watching Not

36:52

competing damn. He looks sick and then

36:55

this one anyone he went

36:57

with the old guy Everybody

36:59

hates his ass. He's like this guy's ruining it

37:01

for everybody shit in his diaper all

37:03

the time old man Hey

37:07

99 needs a new diaper That's

37:13

weird and

37:15

then they ended up with the

37:18

child Which

37:20

apparently everybody loves bullying a

37:23

one-year-old But

37:25

this kid man can't say it

37:27

enough dumb idiot what a loser how

37:29

many a freakin? Yeah, but

37:31

some of his videos go up to like

37:33

300 million. That's just bananas But

37:37

sometimes I'm like is it slowing down I don't know but

37:39

I Don't

37:42

think so. I don't think it is It's

37:45

hard to say I Anyway,

37:50

okay. Here's all the other ones for the

37:52

Bears interesting. I Can

37:56

see why this one one the

37:58

small middle

38:00

one he has this like mr. beast

38:03

Sheen or it's got like a gloss

38:05

as I say about the Mormons what

38:07

is that you don't

38:09

I mean like all of his thumb notes have this

38:11

certain attribute it's an AI upscaling

38:13

just AI yeah this

38:17

one's not bad we've

38:19

been trying it out on the highlight channel a little

38:21

bit I guess this one's pretty good yeah good

38:25

test good test people we

38:30

got to thank our sponsors and

38:32

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38:35

let me thank our sponsors and then we can get

38:37

to this retraction which

38:39

I'm putting off because okay

38:42

I just have to do it and then I'll be done with it

38:45

it's like an obligation thing do

38:53

you staff I didn't know you made a social blade

38:56

thing what is this it's so

38:58

OP it's really cool really overpower all

39:00

right you guys wanted to do we dare

39:02

search in a podcast it's very depressing every

39:04

time I do this well let's see I

39:07

guess I'm immune by now subs

39:09

in the past 20 minus

39:12

10k that's pretty far for the course views

39:22

nice I guess what's good with

39:24

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39:26

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39:29

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39:31

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39:41

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39:44

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39:46

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39:48

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39:50

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39:53

yet this

39:55

it's crazy it's

39:58

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40:01

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40:03

What the hell? Yeah, it looks

40:06

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40:08

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40:10

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40:12

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40:15

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40:17

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40:19

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40:24

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40:26

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retraction now or should I? Just

47:50

get it over with yes. Yeah, okay

47:53

as part of the on you guys know I've been locked

47:55

in a This

47:59

how long have I been? and litigation with CAB.

48:02

It's been like literally, it's gotta be like

48:04

three fucking years. Before I even started. It's

48:07

just ridiculous, man. Get out of my life!

48:12

Hmm. Leave me the fuck alone,

48:14

Ryan. It's gotta

48:16

be three years, like legit. We were in the basement,

48:18

I remember. Yeah. How

48:20

long have you been in this office? I don't want to be! Uh,

48:23

we've been in here for a little over three

48:25

years. So it's been longer than

48:27

that? Yeah. Yeah. It

48:30

was in like 2020. The Matt Haas ones felt

48:32

like forever. It didn't happen. And

48:34

that shit was one year. H3

48:36

Podcast fandom says May 2021. Hmm.

48:41

What do you want from me? It's over three years.

48:43

Yeah, and that is a few months before I started.

48:45

That's crazy. Ah, it's

48:47

been a whole- What can I say? It's

48:49

been fun. Why do

48:51

you want something? Still have

48:54

two lawsuits open. The

48:57

defamation one is going through the appellate

48:59

court. Just

49:01

filed our final briefs before the

49:03

court. The

49:06

copyright one, I don't know what the fuck's going on

49:08

because they're buying and they're selling. And the new people

49:10

are like, this is dumb. Why are we doing this?

49:12

And I'm like, yeah, good question. So

49:16

I don't even know what's going on with the copyright one or how serious

49:18

they're about it. But

49:20

in the interest of getting it all done with, I

49:23

am ready to make some concessions. And

49:26

some retractions. And some apologies.

49:30

Because in this whole conflict, let's be honest, I

49:35

haven't been a perfect angel. And

49:38

for that reason, I want to

49:40

say, fuck you, Ryan. Suck this

49:42

tiny Jewish cock, you fucking bitch.

49:45

Suck it. Suck it. Find your

49:47

edge on these nuts, bitch. Drunk,

49:50

alcoholic, pig-faced loser.

49:55

Hey, why don't you drive over here? Oh,

49:57

you can't, bitch. Because Your license is suspended.

50:01

You're like. Oh

50:04

who am I. Would.

50:08

Like Segregates wasn't. Too

50:11

much my sorry. Please.

50:15

Leave your ninety degrees and has to

50:18

be as a day in the life

50:20

man you're right that sounds just like

50:22

this. he no reason. To.

50:26

Lie know on one it over with so bad. You

50:30

know, But. We're fine with

50:32

with fight continuously. Obviously their tracks is not

50:34

about him out really funny. it is about

50:36

something important. Know it must be used for

50:38

you're going. Our time is not fun. Yeah

50:40

I had you. don't. And. You know

50:42

what it's about. Or

50:45

yeah, I am not know anything about

50:47

rank Hour or. So

50:50

or turns out got. That.

50:54

This gentleman which we were having a

50:56

good laugh over last week and not

50:58

just as the whole internet. Was.

51:01

Going haywire. Over

51:03

this gentleman who was appearing

51:05

v zoom in court. For.

51:08

A Driving with no license. Wow

51:10

In A car. The

51:12

judge says are you for real. Told

51:15

him in his report to jail by the end of the

51:17

evening. And. That his bales been

51:19

revoked. Tough times. But.

51:22

Is there more to the story? Than.

51:24

We thought previously. Let's.

51:26

Find out. With. Busted. Driving on

51:29

a suspended license. Korea, Or.

51:31

The was not Sally Jewell here and they

51:34

I ask them. What everyone wants to know.

51:36

What? Were you thinking oh about make our

51:38

at the So for the record I don't

51:40

know of friends let his. He may have

51:43

got his license back yeah but there he

51:45

was suspended. he had to get a driver

51:47

I believe I read in the court filings.

51:49

The. I know was suspended at one point. not sure if

51:51

is still as though. He. Felt that how

51:54

long do people slices gets his business? The

51:56

retraction. This. is this know the that

51:58

has a new retract for for the new that Amazing

52:00

reaction for my vision. Yeah, when you get a

52:06

Drunk on DUI. Oh boy in California

52:11

and lose your license How

52:14

when you're a rich generally?

52:17

Hollywood producer do you lose? I'm

52:19

sure there's ways We're

52:22

going to second one too. It says

52:25

uh, typically the first one results in six

52:27

months, but this wasn't his first one You

52:30

may be eligible for a restricted license

52:33

Second offense. This is more within okay within 10 years

52:35

of the first one This one says results in a

52:37

two-year suspension. So it sounds like he probably has it

52:40

back Very

52:42

cool, and I hope he you know, yay

52:45

Los Angeles. I hope he I

52:47

hope he respects the the

52:50

privilege not the

52:52

right of sharing the

52:55

road with all of us safe

52:57

driving sober citizens and I

53:00

hope that he you know moving forward

53:02

does the right thing? It's

53:06

a humble wish from one

53:08

from one man to another All

53:11

right back to this guy. Let me go back a

53:13

little bit about yeah, I asked him what everyone wants to

53:15

know What were you thinking? I

53:18

was I was thinking about Medical

53:22

help that's that's what I

53:25

was thinking Corey Harris said that behind

53:27

the wheel earlier this hold the phone

53:29

man You knew

53:31

you were gonna call in the car. He could have waited

53:33

like he called in right when he's about to park You

53:35

could have got out of the car. It

53:37

can't be late He was

53:39

playing on hold for a while

53:41

waiting. Yeah, exactly Wait,

53:44

then turn the camera off or something and be

53:46

like, oh, sorry. I'm not a cat Yeah, whatever

53:49

the fuck yeah, you know

53:51

delay When he

53:53

appeared before district court judge Cedric Simpson

53:55

who knew Harris was appearing on

53:58

a charge of driving while licenses spend

54:00

it. Mr. Are you driving?

54:04

Ashley, I'm pulling into my doctor's

54:07

office actually. So

54:10

one second, we spoke to Harris by phone today

54:12

and he said the doctor wanted to see

54:14

his wife for some ongoing medical issues

54:17

that had worsened. And fun fact, this is

54:19

Michigan. I just

54:21

happened to Michigan. This is always

54:24

in the news. Somehow

54:27

finds its way. Yeah. The

54:29

police is waiting outside. I'm cleaning right now. Yes, I am.

54:32

Yes, I am. Was

54:43

suspended for unpaid child support. Secretary

54:45

of state records show his license

54:48

was first suspended for child support back

54:51

in 2010. But Harris told us he

54:53

thought his license had been reinstated. They

54:56

were supposed to have been

54:58

lifted two years ago, but

55:00

they didn't. And according

55:02

to the Saginaw County court records, we found

55:05

Harris is right. In January 2022,

55:07

a judge rescinded

55:09

that suspension on his license. So

55:11

wait, why was it some reason

55:14

that information never got to the

55:16

secretary of state, or even as

55:18

of today, his license is still

55:20

listed as suspended the same records.

55:22

Then why was he in court

55:24

for driving without a license? Because he's

55:26

getting fucked by the system, dude. He's

55:29

vindicated. So he, okay, hold on.

55:31

So but presumably he got in trouble

55:33

for this previously. Right. But then it

55:35

was supposedly resolved and, and because

55:37

of a clerical error, usually I use

55:40

like the paper, you want to use like the

55:42

paper clip ones. This is

55:44

a fashion secret. He's chip clipping

55:46

the back of his shirt. Because it's too

55:48

loose. I hate I have a like

55:51

neurotic you guys know that about me. But the neckline.

55:53

Yeah, I get neurotic when the neckline droops. I'll keep

55:55

fixing it. So I just wanted to put something so

55:57

thank you, baby. Well, it's too big all my clothes.

56:00

are too fucking big it's extra large I've

56:02

been wearing like mediums right it's

56:05

just being this you know yeah

56:07

being this girl problem this is the driver

56:09

one of our suspended I'm not used to

56:12

it correct your honor and

56:14

he was just driving failure to turn

56:16

himself in will resolve the bench warrant with no

56:18

bond why

56:21

didn't he say something because

56:24

it's gonna sound like bullshit and you know

56:27

and generally arguing with the judges quick way

56:29

to get yourself in more trouble too I

56:31

want to know what

56:33

happened before that got him in court

56:37

because he got in trouble for

56:39

it it was

56:41

something about a child support payment oh

56:43

no these said he's no he

56:45

said you're before me for driving without a license

56:47

right the judge said that to him what

56:50

happened after a child support oh

56:53

I forgot I misunderstood what you were asking I

56:55

guess so you want

56:57

to know why he because he got pulled over

56:59

and he had a suspended license okay so he

57:01

shows up to court but why is his attorney

57:04

not saying anything like worse what where's the intelligence

57:06

on this like his

57:08

attorney was just like yeah no your honor

57:10

he's an idiot throw the book at him

57:12

like no but what's happening I

57:14

believe the attorney was a public defender I

57:16

wouldn't be surprised if she wasn't super familiar

57:18

with the ins and outs the situation sure

57:21

let go it's very

57:26

embarrassing and with

57:28

the type of ties that I

57:30

have with with on the church

57:32

and and the community it is

57:35

very embarrassed don't be embarrassed man

57:37

that shit was awesome feel like

57:39

most people felt sympathy

57:41

for him I know but I guess I

57:44

mean it did seem it did make him

57:46

look very dumb like the dumbest person alive I

57:48

was revered by him I literally yeah I

57:50

love him I felt empathy for him in

57:52

that original clip it was like it was

57:55

because it just it just struck

57:57

me as just like a bone just a bonehead

57:59

moment you know I wouldn't

58:01

think less of him. It's just like yell. Yeah,

58:03

dude. Yeah. Yeah, it's a

58:06

Except with like serious consequences of

58:08

going to prison Being

58:12

forced to leave your kids at home. Yeah with their

58:14

mom by them. So they sure it is fire though

58:16

I don't know if you guys notice Looks

58:19

really cool. It's got like Chanel. Oh,

58:21

yeah. I like the texture on that stylish isn't it?

58:23

I was kind of trying to get more details on

58:25

what it was but drink fire very

58:29

embarrassing and with the

58:31

type of ties that I have With

58:35

the church and in the

58:37

community. It is very embarrassing

58:40

Thursday afternoon Harris told us he was going

58:42

to the Secretary of State's office to try

58:44

to straighten out everything between them and Friend

58:47

of the court once and

58:49

for all always double check

58:51

be behind these workers Because

58:54

they will say that they will do

58:56

something and they and they don't do

58:58

it in an Arbor Kimberly Craig 7

59:01

News, Detroit Well, let's hope he gets that

59:03

shaded out. Thank you, Kim Corey

59:08

Let the world know man next time you

59:10

see people talking about this dude Let him

59:12

know that this is an injustice that was

59:14

done on Corey and we

59:16

have to save him free

59:21

We've all we've all been there, you

59:23

know, so that is an apology and

59:25

a retraction To

59:29

the one I've wronged most in my life Well,

59:32

that was the apology and retract. Yes

59:34

the quarry to quarry. Yeah, so

59:37

what? What exactly are you

59:39

apologizing for? Okay first I thought it

59:41

on Right. I know

59:44

you now think that he's not done. That's

59:46

I don't think I need to fully retract

59:49

Because I think there's still some quite a bit

59:52

of evidence suggesting that He's

59:54

kind of a bonehead. Okay. So what is

59:56

it that you're apologizing for? I'm definitely issuing

59:59

a retraction Or at least maybe not

1:00:01

even a retraction, but an update Like

1:00:04

how it's like how vanity Whatever.

1:00:07

It's more like an update so an

1:00:09

amendment Right because you told me

1:00:12

you wanted to issue a retraction and an apology and

1:00:14

I'm not sure if I've seen either of those well

1:00:16

I Don't even

1:00:19

think I need to issue a retraction of any

1:00:21

kind because frankly the reporting was true The

1:00:25

Reporting was was true as as it was

1:00:27

seen on the video It's

1:00:29

just there was a little more to this

1:00:31

story So we're we're offering an update and

1:00:34

a partial apology so issuing

1:00:36

an update and a partial apology That's what

1:00:38

I'd like to officially change the title to

1:00:40

true. Oh No,

1:00:43

that that's coming up later. You're talking

1:00:46

about the retraction apology hmm.

1:00:48

That's coming up at the end So it

1:00:50

wasn't a Ryan Kavanaugh or that. No. I'm

1:00:52

sorry. I have led you on huh It's

1:00:56

coming confused yeah exciting episode today

1:00:59

Wow It's

1:01:01

actually it's actually pretty crazy. You're not going

1:01:03

to skip it Life-changing

1:01:07

actually it's pretty insane

1:01:12

I'm seeing in the chat that Charlamagne the

1:01:14

God from the breakfast Club Retracted

1:01:16

his donkey of the day. Oh, that's major.

1:01:19

Yeah, they're a clip of that Of

1:01:22

the retraction yeah, I can find it. Yeah,

1:01:24

I just think there's we do need some

1:01:26

justice for Corey He

1:01:28

was unfairly maligned and as you said a victim

1:01:30

of the system, which is you know something

1:01:34

we can all relate to Retraction

1:01:37

Corey I I have it funny good.

1:01:39

You got it. Yeah, we should check

1:01:41

that cuz they've claimed before Oh Charlamagne

1:01:44

what the claimers it power 106 it

1:01:48

was something like Brad. I think love power 106

1:01:52

Miami radio We

1:01:55

should make a radio jingle for the show h3

1:01:58

show what our or call letters

1:02:00

you think? 8008

1:02:03

boobs 5. That's

1:02:07

what I mean. No, it'd be like W-E-K. W-E-K-L-M.

1:02:10

W-E-K. We're

1:02:13

West Coast, so we'll be a K. So

1:02:16

E-K. W-E-K. Oh,

1:02:19

nobody has to start with K. K-E-K.

1:02:22

Like K-Roc. K. K-W-E-K.

1:02:24

Los Angeles. It'd

1:02:27

be like W-K-E-W-E. W-E-K-L-A.

1:02:31

W, like W-Cool. W-K-E-W-L.

1:02:35

W-K-E-K-L-A. I

1:02:38

guess if you want to be W, it's not a

1:02:40

real thing. So you can do whatever

1:02:42

you want. W. We need a

1:02:44

jingle, Zach. You think you could pull one out? You

1:02:47

want me to make one? Yeah. Do you mean

1:02:49

a jingle, or you mean like a stinger, like they

1:02:51

do on radio? I want everything. I want to

1:02:53

do it all. Like quick stuff. You're

1:02:55

listening to. Yeah,

1:02:57

like a. You're listening to W-Earth

1:03:00

101, Los Angeles. Right,

1:03:02

yeah. You know how on the radio at

1:03:04

the beginning of songs, they'll have like a

1:03:06

random singer sing the name of like the,

1:03:09

I wanted to be that when I was a kid. I wanted to

1:03:11

sing the radio station before

1:03:13

the song. That's such a

1:03:15

ambitious goal. Thank

1:03:18

you. Yo, K-W. One day. K-E-K-W.

1:03:22

K-E-K-W for 20.

1:03:25

You too. For 20. So

1:03:28

I want jingles. We need to call letters. I want to

1:03:30

do like, this is the theme of the year. I just

1:03:32

decided. I need to like

1:03:34

pimp out this radio thing. Pride year, radio year.

1:03:36

Good morning everybody. Oh

1:03:39

well, good on that. I

1:03:41

love that. The one that I

1:03:43

always grew up on was K-Earth 101, Los

1:03:47

Angeles. We should

1:03:49

start broadcasting on shortwave radio. Fuck yeah,

1:03:51

we should. Sorry, fucking sick. That'd

1:03:54

be cool. That'd be cool. But then we'll be, wouldn't we

1:03:56

be regulated by like the F-E- Yes, we would. That means

1:03:58

if I say no. Not like

1:04:00

naughty words they can bust me. Yes indeed Don't

1:04:04

be not on shortwave, but I don't

1:04:06

know if it became too much of a thing Yeah,

1:04:08

I'm very serious about like airwaves stuff.

1:04:11

So I know the

1:04:13

report of the week that food review guy

1:04:15

He does a show on shortwave Yeah,

1:04:19

super funny. I wonder if people watch it.

1:04:21

I don't think so, but I've listened in

1:04:23

so what what call letters do we? Okay,

1:04:25

he's 101 K. He's 101 What

1:04:29

we should talk about after the show cuz I feel

1:04:31

like there's probably percolate on some good aeth I

1:04:34

bet the chat has some good ones. They the

1:04:36

chat always come under effect Okay,

1:04:40

he's 101 Everybody

1:04:46

Station in Houston, Texas exists

1:04:49

not anymore Okay,

1:04:52

he's 101 Okay,

1:04:57

he's 103.7. I should do like that though. It's funny.

1:04:59

It's like Three

1:05:01

103.7 your place

1:05:04

for talk radio Like

1:05:13

all this crazy fingers you are listening to

1:05:20

Hey, he's 101 Okay

1:05:28

Kay late somebody said oh

1:05:30

now that's good Kay late 101 Kay

1:05:34

latte coming at you

1:05:40

Kay e5 percent Well

1:05:45

think of something fun this is going

1:05:47

down though. All right, so apologies to Cory

1:05:49

there Did you

1:05:51

find the retractions from I did but

1:05:53

it got claimed. Oh sure. Okay, but

1:05:55

our heart radio Screw

1:05:57

them Even though they're the ones

1:05:59

that sent me meet Caled It

1:06:02

says no impact though, so I don't know

1:06:04

no impact hmm. It's just a

1:06:06

little it's a little part. No Yeah,

1:06:09

fuck it. I don't care I

1:06:11

shall speed injured himself while competing in the

1:06:13

England's cheese roll Okay,

1:06:18

no, I'll buy it I Know

1:06:22

about the cheese roll the toss of cheese,

1:06:24

and then people just tumble the hell like

1:06:27

people And

1:06:31

I know speed he's a vicious competitor.

1:06:34

Oh, he got a slow start How

1:06:39

is it how is it so slim I Know

1:06:44

he's fast super athletic. Let's see there. He

1:06:46

goes go speed represent Frankly

1:06:50

he wasn't even really close What

1:06:54

happened he ripped on his pants To

1:06:58

be honest like if I was an athlete and he does

1:07:00

like a lot of I don't know if he's To

1:07:04

what level he competes, but this is

1:07:06

like injury central oh yeah fuck

1:07:10

that man That's

1:07:13

it that's probably the dumbest thing you can do

1:07:15

is cheese roll yeah, I

1:07:17

respect it This

1:07:20

is great entertainment, but yeah, I'd

1:07:22

break a foot if I did that for sure Dude

1:07:25

you kidding just

1:07:27

bury me wherever I land Here

1:07:31

fell Ethan Klein Finish

1:07:34

last place on the cheese roll there.

1:07:37

He was buried Who's

1:07:40

doing it? Of

1:07:50

course what do you think I'm here? Have

1:07:53

you tried to help before no I didn't I

1:07:55

didn't my first time Have

1:07:58

you come here just to compete? Yeah, I did

1:08:01

like these are brave warriors. Honestly. This

1:08:03

is like the this

1:08:05

is a real initiation for you

1:08:07

know hardcore shit. Yeah We're

1:08:16

your goals are you trying to make it down alive or win win Yeah,

1:08:25

pretty much how'd you hear about this event? I'm

1:08:27

homeless dude in the UK. I can tell you

1:08:29

about it Yeah, and you figured you got to

1:08:31

throw your lot in yeah, so I looked it

1:08:33

up now like seen all right shout

1:08:37

out I Show

1:08:39

speed he could

1:08:41

have shown more speed frankly and that's a

1:08:43

steep Free

1:08:46

Porsche on there. I mean honest I

1:08:51

could have tumbled down faster without even trying to

1:08:53

like a Kyson

1:08:56

at gifted Kevin Hart a step stool for pulling up

1:08:58

to his livestream. I have not seen this I know

1:09:00

it's not Kevin Hart was on Kai Sinhats dream. I

1:09:02

was like dude. This is nuts This

1:09:04

dude is like full-on mainstream at

1:09:07

this point. It's super

1:09:09

nuts man Kai

1:09:17

is not that tall though to be passing

1:09:20

up tools You

1:09:24

got this Stupid

1:09:41

poor Kevin I almost feel bad for him

1:09:44

like his whole damn life. You just can't get

1:09:46

a break from this Collares

1:09:54

of his ties with his same height. That's what

1:09:56

I'm saying. You're nobody be buying steps those you

1:09:58

bodies well had two in there it

1:10:02

takes him a second to get on the

1:10:04

stool because he's under five feet that

1:10:10

was so unnecessary of Chris like dude you're he's

1:10:12

already getting busted for being a pedal you don't

1:10:14

make fun of his height right now file

1:10:17

on here I don't know

1:10:27

if you've watched the Tom Brady roast but Kevin

1:10:29

Hart hosted it and it's a whole show

1:10:31

90% of it was just people calling

1:10:34

him short I mean he's a great

1:10:36

sport about it doesn't bother him but like

1:10:38

damn whole fucking life you go

1:10:40

he goes on kyson out on Twitch and the

1:10:42

suit passing him a stool I

1:10:45

saw another roast with Kevin Hart was on there and

1:10:47

check was on there and someone made a joke that

1:10:50

I think it was that he was the same

1:10:53

size as Chex dick or something yeah I can

1:10:55

see that probably I do it well

1:10:58

there's this this picture always

1:11:00

I don't know if

1:11:02

it cracks me up or freaks me out but

1:11:05

it is interesting and I'm just gonna show it shack

1:11:09

with girlfriend delete

1:11:12

me from this conversation now

1:11:17

listen I'm not saying anything at all but

1:11:21

that is a really interesting but I

1:11:23

mean what the hell what but he's

1:11:25

way too fucking tall holy shit oh

1:11:28

shit I'm sorry

1:11:32

but his jorts are the same size

1:11:34

she is that's why fun

1:11:37

fact that's that's a

1:11:40

hoops she's uh she's from Detroit oh

1:11:42

my god it's all coming wait who is

1:11:45

she she's somebody she was the winner of

1:11:47

flavor of love that's the first yeah she

1:11:49

did yeah yeah sure from she

1:11:51

went from a wave of the shack that's a huge

1:11:53

she came up oh my god hey who been

1:11:56

a minute do you

1:11:59

know what I'm saying though yeah

1:12:01

like okay but

1:12:06

I there's not what do you do if with Shaq I don't

1:12:08

think there's you know everybody's

1:12:10

tiny compared to him although she's really tiny how

1:12:13

tall is she you

1:12:17

know just

1:12:20

wonder swoop

1:12:24

she's five to five to

1:12:26

that's short that's very short so

1:12:30

there it is a god bless him she's

1:12:35

gonna need it she's

1:12:37

gonna need God's blessing to get

1:12:39

through that she's

1:12:42

too bold as same height as Kevin Hart and just

1:12:45

looked at that too

1:12:47

vulgar I think it's fun I mean I'm fascinated

1:12:50

by it mean as

1:12:52

we all should be all

1:12:56

right moving along someone

1:13:02

made a painting of the zoom court

1:13:04

driver oh man we

1:13:07

should put this under the other one this needs to

1:13:09

be issued within a retraction though well

1:13:12

not retraction and update what was

1:13:15

his name Tony what I say Corey

1:13:17

Corey Corey in the house that

1:13:22

is awesome beautiful the thing

1:13:24

is he's in a cultural icon now he

1:13:26

shouldn't be embarrassed for sure

1:13:30

love that firm we support him Jojo

1:13:33

it performs mighty hoopla this

1:13:36

clip went viral on our subreddit is that right viral

1:13:42

on our subreddit 250 likes in

1:13:47

what sense it went to the home

1:13:49

page okay

1:13:53

that one split here I

1:14:13

Just a Jojo concert or she like opening

1:14:16

are she part of a festival part of

1:14:18

a festival mighty hoopla Yeah, okay,

1:14:21

the crowd is definitely not what you'd

1:14:23

expect and yeah, I'm just wondering what

1:14:25

are the other like kids bops like

1:14:31

No, she was I Believe

1:14:34

she was performing yesterday at the Pride

1:14:36

Parade. It was Ricky Martin was Leading

1:14:39

and then she was willing one

1:14:41

of the follow-up acts introducing the

1:14:43

world's first lesbian Jojo

1:14:46

see why The

1:14:49

mother of gay women everywhere You

1:14:57

need to hear that one. I'll say it again. I'm very

1:14:59

proud of that one. I said lesbian Elga Eve Oh, I

1:15:01

thought you said okay, that is good. I

1:15:03

thought there's something more vulgar Let's

1:15:06

but guys. Yeah, I'm I just learned all

1:15:08

the day. Yeah, this is pride month. If

1:15:11

you have some respect Nothing

1:15:15

to give up So

1:15:20

Ricky Martin was up there too. It's a quite a

1:15:22

lineup I

1:15:41

I'm not blaming you. I'm just like what the fuck somebody

1:15:44

just held up a word sign

1:15:46

directly Specifically

1:15:49

trolling a fan. Yeah What

1:15:52

the hell YouTube are you how offensive can

1:15:54

this word really be like this rule? We've

1:15:59

been reclaiming it year everybody's

1:16:01

reclaimed everybody's been reclaimed yeah literally do

1:16:04

it teachers called

1:16:06

their like kindergarten teachers call their kids that

1:16:08

in England and

1:16:10

Australia what yeah when their kids walk in

1:16:12

wearing it like a fly outfit they're like you look very

1:16:14

seaward today yeah yeah

1:16:18

I get them she's

1:16:22

talking about TikTok she's going on something but

1:16:24

yeah what you

1:16:44

got I got a bail on this Jojo said

1:16:46

the key word they joined the key words this

1:16:49

is outrageous like what is wrong with you

1:16:51

Joe I can't believe we just had two

1:16:53

months we literally added that like right as

1:16:55

you're walking in it's so not fair that

1:16:57

we had to do that and I mean

1:16:59

like if you take out an inflammatory word

1:17:01

like the n-word with an a you

1:17:03

don't get in trouble for showing that right if people

1:17:05

are especially if black people are saying it it's part

1:17:07

of their book part of their

1:17:10

vocabulary part of their vernacular so why

1:17:12

the fuck is this it's ridiculous if

1:17:14

anything it's homophobic literally

1:17:16

like why are you sensing yes

1:17:18

it's homophobic

1:17:22

okay it's homophobic yes it kind of is yeah cuz

1:17:24

it's definitely

1:17:28

claimed by yeah yeah what would you think

1:17:30

of like you're like you can

1:17:35

no longer say the n-word with an a

1:17:37

including black people why are you policing

1:17:40

their language how they can talk right I mean it

1:17:43

definitely has a little racist feels like you

1:17:46

know and during this pride month especially we need

1:17:48

to be able to say the see you

1:17:50

next Tuesday where right Did

1:18:01

you really know? She showed the fucking

1:18:03

video. It's the game at this point.

1:18:05

Alright, I'm getting out of it. We

1:18:07

gotta bail. 3-0-0. I

1:18:10

don't know how much you guys saw, but

1:18:12

they have a fan that has the C

1:18:14

word, see you next Tuesday on it, and

1:18:16

someone keeps pulling it up in front of

1:18:18

the camera. And then, Jojo said

1:18:20

the C word on stage, so,

1:18:22

I'm sorry. Just go

1:18:25

watch it on the subreddit, I guess. Yeah,

1:18:27

it went totally by sub-pathetic. It's so lame.

1:18:29

It went really viral there. YouTube

1:18:31

is so lame for that. So,

1:18:39

let's see, Alex Jones having a meltdown,

1:18:41

possible end of InfoWars, that sounds interesting.

1:18:43

Wait, Jake Paul Tyson fight postponed, why?

1:18:46

Because Mike Tyson had a

1:18:49

medical emergency, if you can believe it.

1:18:51

Tyson's recent ulcer flare has limited his

1:18:53

ability to train. You're fighting

1:18:55

a guy with an ulcer, man. Fight

1:18:59

will be rescheduled for a date later this year, after

1:19:01

Mike's able to resume training. I don't think it's, I

1:19:04

think that's probably GG on that whole event. That's

1:19:06

what it sounds like. If he's

1:19:08

injured so much that he needs

1:19:11

to bow out. That

1:19:13

he can't fly. He

1:19:15

can't fly. I don't even understand what's the- He

1:19:18

couldn't train fully. What's an ulcer? I tried

1:19:20

to Google it. It's like a sore your

1:19:22

stomach. Yeah. Oh, it's always on, okay. Caused

1:19:26

from stress or other gastro

1:19:28

issues. Oh, interesting.

1:19:33

Yeah, I mean it happens, but yeah, it's just, you

1:19:35

know, like a lot of things, part of getting

1:19:38

old and Mike Tyson, he's

1:19:40

a senior citizen, pretty much.

1:19:43

I guess he's not technically a senior citizen. Does Mike have

1:19:45

any kids? Does

1:19:48

Mike Tyson have any- Even Mike's kids are probably the world for Jake.

1:19:51

Oh, okay. And he's like

1:19:53

pushed his body to the maximum for so many

1:19:55

years too. Yeah. But his

1:19:57

body is like even worse than- or I don't know

1:19:59

how to- That works actually, but I feel like it

1:20:01

would be you're having worse than all the people Tyson

1:20:05

57 suffered an ulcer flare-up leading to

1:20:07

the decision to delay the fight Tyson's

1:20:10

been advised you minimal to light training over the

1:20:12

next few weeks The fight

1:20:14

to be streamed on Netflix would be scheduled

1:20:16

this year at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas

1:20:18

I mean there's a lot of motivation to

1:20:20

keep this fight going We'll

1:20:22

see you though a new date is

1:20:24

expected to be announced by next Friday Previously

1:20:27

purchased tickets will be honored and refunds will

1:20:29

be available via c-kick for those unable to

1:20:31

attend c-key got that exclusive That's crazy. Those

1:20:33

guys have gone there Tyson

1:20:39

also confidently stated that Jake Paul will be knocked

1:20:41

out when they finally made Gonna

1:20:46

knock you out once my ulcers healed. I'm gonna tell

1:20:48

I'm gonna knock you out Jake Sorry,

1:20:51

not good again You

1:20:54

gotta practice these stuff, you know The

1:20:58

fight will feature the largest age cap

1:21:00

in professional boxing history with

1:21:03

Jake being 27 and Tyson 58 Logan

1:21:16

Paul Jake's brother offered to step in if Tyson

1:21:18

cannot fight Yeah,

1:21:24

yeah, who gives a fuck. Oh

1:21:27

the Logan brothers are fighting. I don't care Ryan

1:21:32

Garcia has told Paul that he will be

1:21:35

willing to step in instead of Tyson now

1:21:37

there now that's a matchup That's

1:21:40

what I thought at first, but Dan pointed

1:21:42

out their height difference dude. I don't like

1:21:44

that pie and wait wait Yeah, dude, that

1:21:46

would be the clock. He's way outmatched listen

1:21:51

Height and weight obviously he's like featherweight he

1:21:54

would fucking destroy So

1:21:58

and if he thinks otherwise let's see the fight Jake

1:22:01

Paul in

1:22:03

his previous fights had weighed in right

1:22:06

around 200 pounds Ryan Garcia

1:22:08

is about 140 it doesn't

1:22:10

matter how much does Floy Mayweather

1:22:12

how much did he weigh when he went up against

1:22:14

Logan who he could have absolutely knocked out if okay

1:22:16

yeah I mean obviously Ryan Garcia is

1:22:19

a way better fighter than Jake Paul he's

1:22:21

like great they're premier fighters right

1:22:24

now policy too he's one of the top

1:22:26

fighters right he's 5

1:22:28

9 Jake is 6 1 I think he's got

1:22:31

four inches on him and about 60 pounds what's what's

1:22:33

what's better a 30 year a 30 year

1:22:37

age gap or a few inches well

1:22:39

I'll concede it would be a lot more interesting

1:22:42

than the Tyson thing this I'd watch yeah let's

1:22:45

see Jakey Jakey boo you

1:22:49

mentioned Jake Paul in your story if you doubt do

1:22:51

fight if I can't do

1:22:54

it let me know I will fill in Jake's

1:22:57

too much of a bitch to accept that sorry

1:23:00

bro only fight people

1:23:04

on the ARRP

1:23:07

early dinner special Lloyd

1:23:11

was 155 and Logan was 190 but I don't know how it

1:23:13

was 5 8 verse 6 2 come

1:23:21

get it Floyd did not look like

1:23:23

he was in trouble at any point

1:23:25

during that fight Oh Jake

1:23:27

Paul is better than Logan though you

1:23:30

don't think a Paul brother fight would be like huge

1:23:33

if they fought each other yeah I

1:23:35

would watch it well sure

1:23:37

I would watch it you because I do the show

1:23:39

you know but I

1:23:43

don't know I don't know how interesting is it I would

1:23:45

love new diss tracks new like cringe

1:23:49

2016 style everyday bro between

1:23:52

merch songs yeah huge buy

1:23:54

that merch buy

1:23:56

that merch all I want

1:23:58

for Christmas is my Jakey Paul merch

1:24:05

Those really were the best days man Tyson

1:24:09

also confidently stated that Jake Paul be knocked out blah blah

1:24:11

blah. I already read that JK

1:24:13

boo read that Y'all

1:24:17

name what's going on? I don't know why

1:24:19

I woke up super tired Y'all

1:24:22

take a few get sleepy also Okay,

1:24:26

I don't type it There's

1:24:28

some issues with the offer not least the

1:24:31

drug scandal hanging over him, but Paul stepped

1:24:33

in wait and It's

1:24:35

much heavier than Garcia. However Garcia's professional resume

1:24:37

vastly always a youtuber. Yeah, I'd watch that.

1:24:39

That'd be a better fight If

1:24:42

he beats him, I'd be impressed You

1:24:46

know Just

1:24:49

saying But

1:24:54

your papa, all right, let's go up and do this one

1:24:57

The Alex Jones one. So you

1:25:00

guys know the deal Alex Jones. He got sued by

1:25:02

the Sandy

1:25:04

Hook parents for That

1:25:07

the whole thing was rigged or

1:25:10

lied about and They

1:25:13

sued him for defamation and they won not

1:25:16

only did they win, but I think they've won the

1:25:18

biggest ever defamation settlement

1:25:20

from an individual 1.5

1:25:22

billion Which

1:25:26

to me by the way, I was like

1:25:28

fucked it fuck Alex Jones and

1:25:30

everything he is and everything he'll ever be But

1:25:33

like 1.5 billion. It just seems like what? What

1:25:38

the fuck are we doing? I mean, it's all

1:25:40

kind of arbitrary right and you know after a certain

1:25:42

point. Yeah Isn't

1:25:45

that I guess if clearly he doesn't

1:25:47

have that so or even a fraction

1:25:49

I guess the goal is just to

1:25:51

ruin him for life and a dang

1:25:53

though. Yeah, cuz basically he's fucked forever

1:25:55

Yeah that could he just bankrupt his

1:25:57

company and he's you can't I don't think you get rid

1:25:59

of that Yeah, I don't

1:26:01

know I think it's a

1:26:03

personal thing. Oh, it is. I think so not sure

1:26:06

I don't even Let me let

1:26:08

me ask chat GBT. No, no, he's tried to

1:26:10

know You can't right? It

1:26:15

knows You think it doesn't know Dan

1:26:17

had a run-in with chat GBT this morning, Dan

1:26:20

You think it doesn't know they got in a

1:26:22

fight I think it will give you a vague

1:26:24

answer that may or may not be right Can

1:26:26

you bankrupt and it's also just really slow away.

1:26:28

It's not a screeching. Oh my god. Can you

1:26:30

bankrupt your way out of a defamation

1:26:34

settlement or Our

1:26:37

verdict settlement always say Settlement

1:26:44

Let's see Banker

1:26:46

see and defamation and settlements are complex

1:26:49

Here's a general overview in

1:26:51

Vegas. Okay, it is not it's vague Let's

1:26:55

say Yeah, it's

1:26:57

pretty big and a lot of

1:26:59

dumb shit. That wasn't a satisfactory Here

1:27:02

is Ethan Klein So

1:27:07

he is having somewhat of a

1:27:09

meltdown and it's

1:27:11

speculated that he might they might be

1:27:14

coming for His

1:27:16

studio they're shutting him down. I guess

1:27:20

they are coming for it. Um,

1:27:22

there's Been developments and

1:27:24

it's actually it's coming It's like

1:27:27

kind of all developing today because

1:27:29

there was a hearing about his

1:27:31

bankruptcy proceedings The Sandy Hook people

1:27:33

are they filed a motion over

1:27:35

the weekend after this video that we're about to

1:27:37

watch. Oh an

1:27:39

emergency motion to Seize

1:27:43

Info wars basically and sell off all of his

1:27:45

assets in order to pay them So if they

1:27:47

were interested in the money, they would certainly let

1:27:49

him keep the office because as a mix money

1:27:53

Well, that's always been his argument. He

1:27:55

kind of alludes to that in this clip Although it's

1:27:57

hard to follow because he's just fucking insane rambling But

1:28:00

yeah, they don't care trying to say like you got

1:28:02

to let me make money doing info wars so that

1:28:04

I can pay you This money you gotta let me

1:28:07

to fame other parents. All right, so

1:28:09

I can pay you back Well,

1:28:12

I think clear they're clearly interested in ruining his life

1:28:14

not money Which is

1:28:16

fair enough if I was one of those

1:28:18

parents, I'd absolutely be right there with them, right?

1:28:21

In fact, I am right there with them Despicable

1:28:24

shit and anyway, let's see what

1:28:26

he's got to say. Is that a Rolex there? Yeah,

1:28:29

I want that if we're gonna need that if

1:28:31

his assets are being like auction or anything I'm

1:28:34

called dibs on Ironically if it

1:28:36

does go to auction their studio

1:28:38

has some incredible equipment They're giant like LCD walls

1:28:40

behind them and stuff your ear to the grind

1:28:42

Yeah, go we scooped up some of them for

1:28:45

studio That'd be awesome That was like history and

1:28:47

it's kind of a double whammy because that money

1:28:49

will be going to the victims of Sandy Hooks

1:28:51

So we can like feel kind of

1:28:53

good about it. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's

1:28:55

not it's not going to Alex Jones He would have

1:28:58

to liquidate it to pay them. So how much this

1:29:00

watch cost is that that's looks like pretty regular But

1:29:02

I can't so that's so that's my watch, but that's

1:29:04

all they call it the Hulk. It's an all-green face.

1:29:06

Oh The Hulk,

1:29:08

yeah, they call it the whole is it more valuable

1:29:10

like the Hulk more valuable than

1:29:12

mine Yeah, yeah, cuz of the color.

1:29:14

It's a little more expensive. He's a

1:29:16

he's a rage beast. Yeah, he's always

1:29:19

angry Probably about 18 grand

1:29:21

Wow, so I mean, yeah, we're gonna need the watch.

1:29:24

Yeah. Yeah, that'll help. Yeah We're

1:29:27

gonna beat these people So we

1:29:29

it's hard to tell if he's for real or not. I think People

1:29:36

hate our children is he actually

1:29:38

crying I cannot tell no, I don't

1:29:41

think so Performative you

1:29:43

think he chose to do this in

1:29:45

front of everybody? Yeah, but knowing what

1:29:47

came from it. I mean, it's pretty serious Let's

1:29:50

watch I've

1:29:58

been under attack I've

1:30:00

been gas one. I've had secret

1:30:02

federal filings follow me that I'm committing crimes referred

1:30:04

to the Justice Department. Which of course

1:30:06

wasn't trained and already followed in the Federal Court months

1:30:09

before and even checked this shit. They're gonna fucking frame

1:30:11

somebody and fucking lie about them to goddamn

1:30:13

Federal Court for the fucking no it's already

1:30:15

followed to goddamn court, you bastard. Oh,

1:30:18

I can't I can see why this angered them. I

1:30:21

mean, you already lost, bro. I don't think you're supposed to talk about

1:30:23

them. I don't think you're supposed

1:30:25

to call them liars. Bad

1:30:27

move. You and fuck anybody else who

1:30:29

tries to go on your shit. You want fucking war,

1:30:32

you fucking got it. I

1:30:34

told you. Sounds like he's the one that got war. Two

1:30:37

days later his bitch is getting repossessed. He

1:30:40

doesn't just have war. He has.

1:30:44

And no one but war. Very

1:30:47

good, very good. Ayyyyyy! Ayyyyyy!

1:30:54

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy! You

1:31:00

can see his beard is being this. I

1:31:02

tried to sustain this place. I didn't believe America was

1:31:05

as corrupt as this. I didn't believe we were this.

1:31:07

And we are this. This

1:31:09

country is administratively not a bunch of scum in charge

1:31:11

of it. That's why

1:31:13

it's going down the tubes in America and the

1:31:16

whole world sees it. So

1:31:18

you misjudge who I am and any year

1:31:20

minions misjudge who I am and you have

1:31:22

no idea. So

1:31:26

go ahead. Try to jerk off some operation to shut the

1:31:28

doors here and do that and prove everything I said. It

1:31:31

doesn't matter. And I

1:31:33

don't sit there and make threats. I make promises. Oooooooh.

1:31:37

I haven't had time to dig it out of my phone. But

1:31:40

I will. Once again I'd

1:31:42

like to remind everybody that this dipshit on

1:31:44

his left is a dude that called me a pedophile and he

1:31:46

went to jail for January 6th. Right.

1:31:51

Because I was holding a picture of my new,

1:31:53

Teddy was newborn. He was like three months

1:31:55

old and you could see his butt. It's

1:31:58

a baby's butt. And this

1:32:00

man looked at that and said, oh, this is child porn,

1:32:03

right? Says a lot more about him, I think. Yeah,

1:32:07

it does. It

1:32:09

really does. You will at the

1:32:11

end of the day know that

1:32:14

Alex Jones, the American patriot,

1:32:16

defeated your evil ass. You

1:32:20

guys want to comment? Well, I'll just

1:32:22

say you guys want to

1:32:24

you guys want to jump in here. I want to

1:32:26

be in here. You guys want to defame the family.

1:32:30

And we are this fucked. You guys

1:32:32

want to add your name to the new claim? It's

1:32:37

Timur Coss, the only disaster. Well,

1:32:39

the important work hosts say he had all the

1:32:41

evidence to prove that alleged attempts to shut down

1:32:43

a studio, but did not seem so sure that

1:32:46

would actually be happening himself. There's a 50% chance

1:32:48

this is happening right now, Jones said, in a

1:32:50

post published on Twitter

1:32:52

on Saturday. Yeah. There's

1:32:56

only a 50-50 chance of it happening. So

1:32:58

this was very difficult for me to decode

1:33:00

this morning because he mixes

1:33:02

in some truth

1:33:04

with fiction. So in

1:33:07

this rant, basically what he was crying about is

1:33:09

saying that there was a federal conspiracy to shut

1:33:11

down Infowars and that they tried

1:33:13

to padlock the studio and he only prevented

1:33:15

them from doing that by sleeping in the

1:33:18

studio the previous night, which

1:33:20

I don't really understand why

1:33:22

that would prevent them from

1:33:25

seeing it. These people are our children. So

1:33:29

I don't think any of that is real, but

1:33:31

then simultaneously, the Sandy Hook

1:33:33

people do, they

1:33:36

are filing motions to seize Infowars and

1:33:38

sell off all of his assets. So

1:33:41

there's truth mixed with reality. Like I

1:33:43

think he really is freaking out about

1:33:46

his show coming to a close, but

1:33:48

I guess he just wants to go out the way he

1:33:50

always has with insane conspiracy theories

1:33:52

or something. Because yeah, I

1:33:55

don't think that there's a federal conspiracy to

1:33:57

shut him down. I think it's just... 1.5

1:34:00

billion dollars that he owes people. It's a lot

1:34:02

of money. Yeah, they want to shut down because

1:34:04

in bankruptcy and what was happening We have a

1:34:06

path with the judge to continue on

1:34:09

for years a judge has signaled that so different

1:34:11

groups involved in bankruptcy will be exposed Soon have

1:34:13

literally made a move to shut this place down

1:34:15

and end my show. He said Jones

1:34:18

Monday comments came in reaction

1:34:20

to an emergency motion filed Sunday by the

1:34:23

families of the victims of Sandy

1:34:25

Hook massacre Who asked a

1:34:27

Texas bankruptcy court judge to liquidate info

1:34:29

wars parent company free speech systems instead

1:34:32

of allowing? Jones to

1:34:34

reorganize it The families

1:34:36

are seeking 1.5 billion in damages from Jones

1:34:38

over his false claims that

1:34:40

the 2012 elementary school shooting was a hoax

1:34:45

So he's sounding pretty cooked I I Guess

1:34:50

this is from today, so we don't have any

1:34:52

updates on yeah, and the hearing is

1:34:54

today and so Infowars

1:34:58

might get shut down in the very near future

1:35:00

here. It does seem like that

1:35:03

actually is In

1:35:05

the cards where are they located is it in

1:35:08

like Florida something Texas no, Texas No, we so

1:35:10

there you go. I've always wanted to go to

1:35:12

Texas Go

1:35:15

to the estate sale. I've been looking

1:35:17

for a Rolex sack. What if I bought Alex

1:35:19

Jones? Roll it be sick Do

1:35:21

you think that it has increased? Alex

1:35:25

yeah, I think so like it's more

1:35:27

valuable that it was his yeah, I

1:35:29

think so fuck yeah That's

1:35:31

such a flex. It's still weird see like

1:35:33

Sylvester Stallone some of his watches. We get

1:35:35

Alex Jones watch You know well

1:35:38

now that you what about your exact Bernstein watch that's things

1:35:40

got to be worth more about now there you go I

1:35:42

appreciate that man. Thanks been on your

1:35:44

wrist Jake

1:35:47

Paul goes bomb we talked about that can security

1:35:49

guard Ben

1:35:51

Affleck temporarily and see you married J. Lo alpha

1:35:54

King Nima. I want to talk about him because

1:35:56

he's calling in on Wednesday You

1:35:58

when I showed you guys this you guys I've never seen

1:36:00

Alpha King Nima. I'd seen about him.

1:36:03

Yeah, that's right. Yeah in the

1:36:05

first you'll I linked it so

1:36:07

Alpha King Nima He

1:36:11

does satire but it's sometimes it's

1:36:13

hard to tell because he's so committed to the bit

1:36:15

and he gets in character and he's really Really

1:36:18

good at lampooning these guys He

1:36:23

has a tick-tock count and he's on Instagram as well He

1:36:26

made a viral tick-tock about Matt giving a producer

1:36:28

a blowjob in order to make it big in

1:36:30

Hollywood here He has so

1:36:32

many bangers you guys infinite

1:36:35

juice The dark

1:36:37

side of Hollywood is finally being exposed Thanks

1:36:40

to one of the true kings of comedy

1:36:43

cat Williams You

1:36:45

know before I became wealthy in business. I

1:36:47

actually had a somewhat successful

1:36:49

career in stand-up comedy. I

1:36:52

was on the way up I Was

1:36:54

invited to a meeting with some

1:36:56

Hollywood executives along with

1:36:58

some now famous comedian

1:37:02

and We were offered the chance for

1:37:04

a deal at online stardom But

1:37:07

the only way to receive the

1:37:09

contract was by sucking both of

1:37:11

the execs off. I Immediately

1:37:15

got up and walked to the

1:37:17

door But before

1:37:19

I could even exit the

1:37:21

other comedian was sucking both of

1:37:24

their Simultaneously

1:37:28

That guy's name was Matt, right? That's

1:37:31

alpha king rule number 799 Just

1:37:34

because someone is more famous to me. It

1:37:36

doesn't mean they're better They

1:37:39

might just be gay So

1:37:43

there you go, he's got alpha rules It's

1:37:46

delivering cadence is crazy. I love a lot

1:37:48

of people Don't

1:37:51

know that he's doing satire like

1:37:55

he went on Pearl's show Let

1:37:58

me see a couple months ago. I did a Parity

1:38:00

video on my page wait is this him

1:38:02

being himself Yeah, this

1:38:04

is his apology for the Matt Rife thing

1:38:06

because Matt Rife threatened legal I

1:38:09

looked it up there hasn't been any news.

1:38:12

He's so obviously a joke man. Yeah, he

1:38:14

shouldn't have passed. All right All

1:38:17

right, let me watch this in Nima

1:38:19

about comedian Matt Rife Alpha

1:38:21

King Nima is satire. It's jokes

1:38:24

then a conspiracy account took

1:38:27

my video Oh God Passing

1:38:29

my joke is true Not

1:38:32

my intention. No permission don't

1:38:34

know Matt right? I never met him but

1:38:37

my Siri Joe should definitely

1:38:39

not discredit him or his hard work Well,

1:38:42

let me ask this and I'll ask him. I

1:38:44

know he's made the apology, but I'm

1:38:47

still thinking his success is Kind

1:38:50

of bigger than his talent and it makes me wonder What

1:38:53

happened in that office with those executives? Yeah

1:38:56

that day maybe not that day Maybe

1:38:58

another day maybe a different day So

1:39:01

he's joking, but you're doubling down. I'm doubling

1:39:03

down. It sounds plausible Sounds

1:39:06

plausible How

1:39:09

to win big when you're losing

1:39:11

this guy's interesting his background is real interesting

1:39:13

he's like a I'm

1:39:16

not 100% sure he's like a and I Want

1:39:22

to say he's like an Arab Jew that

1:39:24

lives in Germany Very

1:39:26

unusual. I don't know if he's Arab, but he's from

1:39:30

That area very

1:39:32

interesting combination of Identities

1:39:37

yeah See

1:39:42

Years ago. I went over to a friend's house for

1:39:45

a small get-together I took a couple

1:39:47

girls with me well it was obvious that

1:39:49

one of the girls that was gorgeous She

1:39:52

had her eyes set on my friend the

1:39:54

host I knew I didn't have a chance

1:39:56

so I had to get creative Bash

1:39:58

I excuse my from the dinner

1:40:00

party, I went to the bathroom

1:40:03

and I on the toilet seat then

1:40:07

I rejoined everybody back at the

1:40:09

dinner table and I

1:40:11

asked my friend hey why

1:40:13

do you have shit on your toilet seat

1:40:16

you try to deny but none

1:40:19

of us believe me I need

1:40:21

of taking that girl home that night remember

1:40:24

alpha king rule number 18 when you're

1:40:27

losing creativity

1:40:30

is your best friend alpha team Nima he's

1:40:34

on tiktok and

1:40:40

Instagram like I said

1:40:42

he's calling in on Wednesday very interested by him

1:40:46

how much do you sit for coffee that's a good

1:40:48

question I'd like to know

1:40:50

I need that guidance Rudy

1:40:54

coffee tipping in America

1:40:56

is crazy I went to a Starbucks

1:40:58

recently and I ordered a croissant and

1:41:00

then the barista spun the machine around it

1:41:03

said do you want to tip and

1:41:06

then I asked her I said do people

1:41:08

normally tip here at Starbucks and she said

1:41:10

to me yeah people tip if they want

1:41:12

to be nice I love

1:41:14

the alpha music type that it feels so

1:41:16

real so good nice and then she

1:41:19

said it with a voice where it was sort of an attitude

1:41:22

and then I said okay well if I

1:41:24

did do I get a blow you

1:41:26

said and for how long

1:41:30

long story short she actually called

1:41:32

the cops they pushed me away

1:41:34

I remember thinking that I would

1:41:36

have actually tipped her if she wasn't such

1:41:39

a bitch you

1:41:41

know and that's actually alpha

1:41:44

king rule number 14 you

1:41:46

can attract way more bees

1:41:48

with honey and the thing

1:41:51

are so fun oh

1:41:54

it had the best with actually

1:41:56

she called the cops in me

1:42:00

God, so fucking good. His

1:42:03

girlfriend gave CPR to his nephew. This one

1:42:05

is actually a- this one was a- This

1:42:07

one is like the funniest. This

1:42:09

one is honestly good advice

1:42:11

to anybody and frankly, very

1:42:14

insightful. I found this useful. And

1:42:17

I just made me glad I don't have a nephew. Frankly.

1:42:21

When you think about it though, every

1:42:23

man has a moment in their lives when

1:42:25

they think, is the woman

1:42:27

I'm dating the right ones for me or not?

1:42:31

My young nephew once saw drowning in

1:42:33

my pool. And

1:42:36

my girlfriend at the time immediately

1:42:39

jumped in and gave

1:42:41

him mouth to mouth CPR. So

1:42:43

who is this? My girlfriend. She

1:42:46

saved his life. And

1:42:49

that was the point that

1:42:51

I realized that was the moment that

1:42:56

she was a- And

1:43:00

she was for the

1:43:02

streets. She

1:43:04

was way too excited to make out with that.

1:43:07

Make out? Safa

1:43:09

came in with a 190. Never.

1:43:17

Dude, I don't

1:43:20

know how he doesn't laugh. That shit is

1:43:22

crazy, dude. Alpha King

1:43:24

Nima right there, man. I love

1:43:27

him. I've

1:43:29

actually been watching this- admiring this guy for a

1:43:31

while and I just- I followed him on Instagram.

1:43:34

And we connected. Two

1:43:36

alphas. Finally coming

1:43:38

together, man. When

1:43:41

he couldn't pay for his dates dinner, that's okay.

1:43:43

You're not supposed to pay for a girl's dinner,

1:43:46

so this is useful. I

1:43:52

once went out with a beautiful girl to an

1:43:54

expensive restaurant in New York. But I wasn't sure

1:43:57

I had enough money to pay for

1:43:59

the bill. So I

1:44:01

discreetly got up, went to the

1:44:03

waiter, and asked the waiter to run

1:44:05

my car. Well

1:44:08

as luck had it, my car was

1:44:10

declined. The waiter

1:44:12

told me either me or

1:44:14

the date can wash dishes or

1:44:17

he will get the police involved.

1:44:21

So I went to the bathroom, washed

1:44:24

my face, took

1:44:26

three deep breaths, and

1:44:29

I snuck out the window. Women

1:44:32

are better at washing dishes anyway. That's

1:44:36

alpha king rule number seven. The

1:44:38

right woman will be with you no

1:44:40

matter how much money you got. Dude,

1:44:43

where do you even find a fireplace like that? That's

1:44:52

good advice. He's right. Don't, you know.

1:44:55

Yeah, he's right. Ultimately, yeah, you

1:44:57

don't want a partner who cares about how much

1:44:59

money you have. Yeah, and ultimately if she really

1:45:01

likes him after she washes all those dishes, she'll

1:45:03

give him a call and they'll schedule another date.

1:45:07

He posted this meme about Fresh and Fit to his

1:45:09

Instagram about how Myron saves men. That's

1:45:12

also true. Fresh

1:45:14

and gay. How

1:45:18

Myron saves men. That

1:45:21

is a lot of close contact with men. And

1:45:25

not that like, you know, homies can't tuck each other

1:45:27

in at night. Are

1:45:31

you sure? Some of these are real, I thought. Bro,

1:45:34

I don't think so. I think

1:45:36

they're real. I've seen these before.

1:45:39

At least the top left one, I know for sure. This

1:45:42

one's real too. I

1:45:44

think this one's real too. This

1:45:47

is the only one I haven't seen. I

1:45:50

mean, look it up, but I'm pretty sure.

1:45:53

All right. I don't know why

1:45:55

the bottom right looks like AI to me. Like is that in

1:45:58

motion? That guy's real? Yeah,

1:46:00

yeah, it's in motion. I

1:46:03

think I think We're

1:46:06

gonna fact that does yeah that looks kind of fucked It

1:46:10

might be like a video in fast motion that's

1:46:12

like really yeah, I don't think

1:46:15

so Just which ones are

1:46:17

really if you google like myron Yeah,

1:46:20

let's see which ones are I mean I'm looking but I just sent

1:46:22

that in the meantime I Don't

1:46:26

listen to their boss, but if I

1:46:28

say we did he went on pearl

1:46:30

show dude husband crazy I

1:46:32

once saw you put a tweet that

1:46:35

said if all women Stop

1:46:37

working tomorrow society would function

1:46:39

fine, but if all men

1:46:42

stop working tomorrow Society

1:46:44

would be at shambles. I respect you

1:46:46

a lot, bro. I have to

1:46:48

disagree with you here Okay, my wife is

1:46:50

the sole reason I am as successful as

1:46:52

I am Every

1:46:55

morning she makes me a

1:46:57

cup of tea and

1:46:59

gives me a bloke Then

1:47:02

I start my work Now

1:47:04

I could go without a cup of tea,

1:47:06

but without that job. I Wouldn't

1:47:09

be as motivated to work as

1:47:11

hard Finish my day

1:47:13

and to come back home to get some

1:47:16

more That's actually

1:47:18

one of my African rules as well African

1:47:20

tool to a great woman will

1:47:23

help you become successful a lot

1:47:26

easier So listen to their boss, but if I say

1:47:28

which is crazy it Man

1:47:31

photos seem to be real They're

1:47:34

all real. That's what I thought They're

1:47:37

all real did okay So

1:47:40

so that that begs the question Um Like

1:47:44

I said, there's nothing wrong with hoe tucking your homies in

1:47:46

and giving them a kiss. Good night But

1:47:49

in my whole life, I probably and I'm

1:47:52

15% gay by my own admission I

1:47:54

don't think I've had this much intimate Like

1:47:58

laying in bed with my head on my homie It's

1:48:00

also just very interesting for someone who has so

1:48:02

many hateful comments to say Who's all homophobic?

1:48:05

Right, who's so homophobic Yeah, because I've definitely

1:48:07

hung out with the homies After

1:48:10

a long night, maybe just fucked up Tucked

1:48:13

them in, you know You start playing a lot- you

1:48:15

do a little horseplay Yeah Okay, let's assume I work

1:48:17

at LKEs You start swinging pillows at each other Okay,

1:48:19

let's assume I work at- Let's

1:48:22

assume, yeah I think that's a good

1:48:24

idea Let's keep assuming and stop,

1:48:26

never stop Right Assuming Um,

1:48:29

I like- 50 June is uh, maybe this is

1:48:31

the Pride Month That's a yeah, Pride

1:48:34

Month Or if my highlight turns around Pride Month! This

1:48:38

is the beginning of the great

1:48:40

reversal Pride Month,

1:48:42

Pride Month What does it mean that here's

1:48:45

this guy He's laying in his lap,

1:48:47

he's got his arm around him He's

1:48:49

wearing this shirt Here, Myron is wearing

1:48:51

the same shirt Pride

1:48:54

Month! Ooh, I don't think it- He's here, clothing

1:48:56

with his homies I don't think it's his name

1:48:58

Speak on it Cause you're kinda- I think you might

1:49:00

be right Do they share a closet? Do

1:49:02

they share clothing? Or, maybe

1:49:05

when he left college It was left

1:49:07

to him as memorabilia And

1:49:10

he hasn't washed it cause it still has his smell And

1:49:13

he likes to wear it when he goes out to the

1:49:15

clubs But

1:49:19

again, this might be just really um This

1:49:23

could also just be really lame Uh,

1:49:27

way to try to make him look gay When it's

1:49:29

totally normal stuff The way the

1:49:31

uh, the bottom right one Are we sure that

1:49:33

that's Myron? Why is it so

1:49:35

like- You know, this is- Oh cause the original

1:49:37

photo was super blurry I think that's why Oh

1:49:39

they tried to clear it up They enhanced that

1:49:41

a bit To

1:49:44

my work gay The

1:49:46

comment? Everyone's confused in the comments Is

1:49:49

your beef with Myron real? I thought you guys were cool Yeah,

1:49:52

I think a lot of people think he's real I

1:49:55

think a significant amount of his following

1:49:57

doesn't understand satire He

1:50:00

goes I unfollowed sneeko and my rent after

1:50:02

you showed these pictures like oh, dude. They're

1:50:04

it might be good And

1:50:07

what a weird crazy asking about that what

1:50:10

what he thinks what percentage of his audience

1:50:12

It's such a weird name where his audience

1:50:15

are actually alpha people right? It's

1:50:18

not that weird. They're pretty dumb. Yeah, don't

1:50:20

think they get jokes. Yeah He's

1:50:22

too deep in the satire that I feel

1:50:24

like he doesn't court and

1:50:26

real audience Mm-hmm, you

1:50:28

know what I mean? People just think

1:50:31

he's legit. Yeah I'm

1:50:33

here is on Instagram with I show speed. Oh Justing

1:50:38

oh Just

1:50:40

a picture of them. I mean Okay,

1:50:43

what happened here? I just they're just a

1:50:45

photo together Great

1:50:50

Very cool for him Third

1:50:52

place in the cheese running contest. I don't know if you

1:50:54

know that name. Uh that the

1:50:56

caption of that photo with Speed

1:50:59

he does his sneeko. That's why I included it

1:51:04

He does Yeah,

1:51:06

so that's alpha King Nima. We're gonna talk he's gonna call

1:51:08

in on Wednesday from Germany

1:51:12

from Deutschland from

1:51:15

the heart of the German

1:51:18

enclave What

1:51:22

else we got Oh

1:51:34

Four celebrities apparently had altercations with the

1:51:36

same cans Staffer

1:51:39

on the red carpet which were shared on

1:51:42

social media first incident included Kelly Roland

1:51:45

I Don't

1:51:47

know who that is. But maybe

1:51:49

I'll recognize her from Destiny's child.

1:51:51

Mm-hmm I'd see you. Good job, baby.

1:51:54

Of course. So here is French

1:51:57

Karen and Kelly roll rolling

1:52:00

All the way fucked up. I can't. As

1:52:02

though I can't. Okay. Ugh,

1:52:07

come on X. Good

1:52:09

old Twitter. Alright, so she's

1:52:12

doing- she's working her stuff. She's

1:52:15

looking good. She's

1:52:18

aged good. She looks great. I don't know how old she

1:52:20

is, but Destiny's Child was a long ass time ago. So

1:52:26

she's trying to move her along. Yeah,

1:52:28

she's getting away with the photos. She's

1:52:31

43. I'd

1:52:34

say her age is here. Yeah, pretty young. No, not

1:52:37

my age. Actually.

1:52:39

Right on par. So

1:52:42

what was the problem? What happened? It's about

1:52:44

to happen. Okay, okay. She's like

1:52:46

don't turn around. It's this lady. Yeah. Oh

1:52:49

that guy's participating too. Why are

1:52:51

they being so Nazi about it? Don't

1:52:58

touch me. Ooh,

1:53:01

I mean she is literally a diva, so.

1:53:04

I don't know. Right. For a security guard to

1:53:07

touch you like that, it's just like she's not

1:53:09

standing still. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. And

1:53:12

the way that it's like they're kicking her out of

1:53:14

a bar or something. Now what the hell? She's very

1:53:16

clearly just trying to like stop for a second so

1:53:19

they can take a break. And then she

1:53:21

can keep going. The

1:53:24

lady is clearly doing a job though, a

1:53:26

dirty job. She got

1:53:28

issued with a dirty job, and she's the only

1:53:30

one crazy enough to get it done. But let's

1:53:32

see there's more incidents. When

1:53:34

questioned about the incident Kelly said the woman knows

1:53:37

what happened. I know

1:53:39

what happened. I have

1:53:41

a boundary and I stand by those boundary and

1:53:43

that's it. There were other women that attended that

1:53:45

carpet who did not quite look like me, and

1:53:47

they didn't get scolded or pushed off or told

1:53:49

to get off. I stood my

1:53:51

ground and she felt like she had to stand hers, but I

1:53:53

stood my ground. Okay. Well,

1:53:56

it's not an isolated incident. Second

1:53:58

incident. Maisel. Tavares,

1:54:01

again I don't know who she is. She's

1:54:04

a Dominican actress who was

1:54:06

attending a screening of

1:54:09

Le Compte de Monte Crisco on

1:54:12

May 22. Let's

1:54:15

see what happened with her. La

1:54:19

Maison de Ravet. Miss what?

1:54:25

Oh, it sounds like exactly what I tried to say.

1:54:27

La Maison de Ravet. All right, so here she is

1:54:30

again. Hi.

1:54:38

Oh, this is okay. I saw, okay. So

1:54:40

this is interesting because I saw this

1:54:42

clip going around like, look how Christians are being

1:54:46

discriminated against, but actually this lady

1:54:48

is doing it to everybody, which

1:54:50

is kind of funny. All women of color. It is

1:54:52

quite a gown. She

1:54:55

shows up with just a fat

1:54:57

fucking tail with a picture of

1:54:59

Jai's. Okay,

1:55:02

interesting. I didn't

1:55:05

realize it was the same event. Move

1:55:09

it along, lady. Oh,

1:55:13

people were pissed. They're like, they lifted

1:55:15

her, her cape. They

1:55:19

didn't let it flow. You

1:55:21

didn't give all glory to Christ. Where's

1:55:25

the Christ glory, man? They're

1:55:32

really being militant about getting this red

1:55:35

carpet cleared. She would

1:55:37

have been out there faster if they didn't bother her. Probably,

1:55:41

yeah. Let her walk up the stairs with her little

1:55:43

thing. She got to

1:55:45

do with the arm action. Like,

1:55:49

oh yeah, and her dress is all fucked up. Yeah,

1:55:51

they ruined the photo going up the stairs. They really are

1:55:53

fucking out. How terrible

1:55:55

to Ruin such

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