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Wow, Ethan, great moves. Hello,

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world! It's

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your boy, Ethan Klein, back

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with another show! Woo! The

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wishes though! Woo! Thank

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you, thank you. Join,

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of course, by the greatest crew in the game.

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A round of applause for each and every

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one of y'all. Um,

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thank you for being here. We have an action-packed show

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today for a change, and this time I'm not lying,

0:29

actually. We, we, um... We

0:33

had all kinds of drama in the title, probably some of

0:35

you guys noticed. And then, we

0:37

decided, because they were all like essay stories, and

0:39

we're like, uh, let's do something

0:41

more fun for the people. We were plan-

0:43

Huh? You

0:46

say? Um...

0:50

We were planning to do- What's

0:53

happening? Okay.

0:58

Uh, where was I? We

1:01

were planning to do a prices

1:03

right game, and, um... Where

1:06

I guessed the price of things to see how out of

1:08

touch I am now. This conversation

1:10

began... Was

1:14

it on Wednesday? Where I said, oh, what is

1:16

the- how much does a hotel cost? A thousand

1:18

dollars a day? On Monday. It

1:20

was Monday. And people said, Oh,

1:23

Ethan, you saw the touch. And

1:25

I looked up prices, and fair enough, I was- I

1:27

was pretty far off there. That

1:29

being said, I do want to defend myself

1:32

a little bit, and I saw some people

1:34

backing me up. In New York, during the

1:36

fall, go check the hotel prices. I'm

1:39

telling you, you can't find- the cheapest one you'll

1:41

find there, for like a- a stinker is like

1:43

$500 a night. Just

1:46

being real. It's Manhattan. Some

1:48

people know what I'm talking about. Uh,

1:51

but, that being said, These

1:54

guys think I'm out of touch. You guys think I

1:56

might be out of touch. I think I'm gonna do

1:58

great. So today- Today we're playing

2:00

the game show where

2:04

I shall be presented with

2:06

common household items and groceries

2:09

and I will be tasked with guessing

2:11

the price and falling within

2:13

a 20% matrix. Well

2:18

played yeah very good. Common

2:21

household items and all types of- That's pretty good.

2:23

So 20% is not very forgiving. Too bad. Too

2:26

bad. Cause it's like in- if I say

2:28

12 bucks- if I say 13 bucks

2:31

and it's 10 bucks that's pretty close. Don't

2:34

you think? Rules

2:36

are the rules. Alright. Maybe

2:38

50? What rules are the- Are

2:41

you just gonna take a little sw- a little- Gimme a

2:43

break. I don't know that y'all could be guessing within 20%.

2:47

Rules are the rules. Alright alright alright. What rules? You

2:49

were gonna say something. Common pictures. What

2:52

rules? Huh?

2:56

Oh were you gonna say something Dan? Cut!

2:59

What's happening? I thought you said-

3:01

Okay. I didn't say anything. Okay. Very

3:03

good. But you got gout by now. You got

3:05

it on by. Okay

3:07

very good. You were about to say something when I

3:09

first started talking but that's okay. Umm.

3:15

So we got that going on. We also

3:17

have uh- that Ethan guesses

3:19

the temperature of water challenge

3:21

which you know is as riveting as

3:24

it sounds. And I'll tell you

3:26

today I'm really being challenged. I'm putting- I'm

3:29

putting put to the task today my friends.

3:31

It is all happening. Umm.

3:35

On top of that we've

3:37

got some really funny stories. We've

3:39

got uh- this

3:41

fatality clip is insane on kick.

3:44

They're doing- there's just a lot of P-word

3:46

stuff. Academics who I

3:48

just said I liked on Monday

3:50

is now being sued for R-word. Drink!

3:53

Drink! Drink! And

3:56

defamation by ex-partner in a

3:58

really really horrific- Finally

4:00

very disturbing stuff there,

4:03

and I listen. I don't know what's going

4:05

on, but You

4:07

got the death note. I

4:09

don't know man. It's ridiculous at this point. It's hard

4:11

to deny Fuck

4:13

I just didn't expect it could come so

4:15

fast for somebody Academics

4:17

kind of always know he's

4:20

had a he's like rode against Megan

4:22

the stallion that's when I felt like really

4:24

saw oh, I saw a video of him like Assaulting

4:27

a woman like a CCTV of him

4:29

like shoving a woman He's

4:32

such a freak terrible guy and

4:34

somebody fact-checked. I'm looking I

4:36

think I saw it on the Kendrick Lamar Yeah,

4:39

I did No,

4:41

I'm right. I just want to make sure what I got

4:44

the context People

4:47

on the Kendrick Lamar subreddit were making fun of them because

4:49

I Know

4:55

it was Drake who said something like He

4:58

was shouting out Chris Brown and one of the

5:01

disses while also accusing

5:04

Kendrick of beating his wife while also

5:06

being friends with academics who's on video

5:09

doing it makes no sense You

5:12

know what I mean? Mm-hmm Yeah,

5:14

I'm I'm watching a video right now

5:17

where it says academics putting his hands on a

5:19

woman in Miami So

5:21

you want to describe it? He just

5:23

pushed a woman. He's pissed and

5:25

he's shoving. Yeah, he's yeah not

5:27

not a good look Yeah, no, no, not

5:30

at all. Maybe she said something about drape probably.

5:32

Yeah, she said OV ho and

5:34

he fucking Stabbed her

5:36

almost stabbed him. So we got

5:38

that and then also I you know I'm sorry

5:41

to keep talking about Dan Schneider because what a

5:43

disgusting creep he is but there's a new Accusation

5:46

actually from someone important

5:48

someone major rather Lori

5:50

Beth Denberg who was

5:53

one of the main stars of all

5:55

that and she now has put

5:57

out a And

6:01

an expose I know she did an

6:03

interview on the record with

6:05

us. What was the magazine? it

6:09

was a Anyway,

6:14

it was it was but she she outlines

6:17

a lot of Disturbing

6:20

behavior that makes me think

6:22

like he did all that stuff. He did it

6:24

all Oh Bro

6:27

he showed her he showed her according to

6:29

her She said he showed

6:31

me a video of a lady sucking off a

6:33

donkey Wow,

6:35

it was business insider by the way business

6:38

insider. Thank you Ouch

6:40

moment and that that to me

6:42

dude. I'm gonna have a mouse

6:44

moment man There's that is pure degeneracy

6:46

like when you start showing people bestiality.

6:49

I feel like I

6:51

feel like there's no I've heard

6:53

this a lot with like p words that

6:55

they're they have like when they say oh

6:57

we found CP We also found bestiality, you

6:59

know that like I feel like I hear

7:01

that all the time the two together So

7:07

see that But

7:09

you know what I mean that is so we'll get into

7:11

that but well, I put all that

7:13

stuff at the back So we're

7:15

just gonna have fun here today. That's the goal. We're having

7:17

so much fun here today guys And

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I appreciate y'all being here Yes

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think that's legally binding? No,

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I'm more worried about the men's warehouse guy coming

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for you. I trust you. You're gonna like the

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way you look I think you can play

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like this thing but cartoon.

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You know what? I guarantee you're gonna

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love the way you look Yes change

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a little bit. Okay. Yeah. This isn't

8:26

my first rodeo. This isn't my first

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rodeo bucko I trust them.

8:30

Okay this article. I was really confused about

8:32

this King Charles put out a new portrait

8:35

I thought this what couldn't

8:37

be real. This is real. Oh, it's very

8:39

real. Why the fuck did they set draw

8:41

him in hellfire? I Said

8:44

there's no way that this is the official portrait.

8:46

This is insane I said my immediate thought tell

8:48

me if you agree It looks like one of

8:51

the paintings that would be in the wall of

8:53

a castle in bloodborne. Yeah, totally

8:55

Yeah, this is like pre

8:57

demon transition Yeah, it's

8:59

fucking awesome. Looks like a crime scene. Yeah,

9:02

I gotta say no, but like it

9:04

invokes to me a psychotic

9:06

murderer Fucking lunatic. Yeah,

9:08

I think it's true to the spear. I

9:11

think it's actually like kind

9:13

of unironically. There's a butterfly Dan

9:16

also said the villain from Ghostbusters to

9:18

oh my god That's good. Yeah, yeah,

9:20

you go or wasn't yeah, you go

9:22

the car. I love that movie's great.

9:24

I love that That was such a

9:26

great thus creepy thing as a

9:28

kid. Yeah What

9:31

the fuck were they doing They

9:34

were capturing his essence which is look

9:36

at this shit. Everyone's like oh Like

9:40

artistically, I think it's interesting, but I don't

9:42

think it's very flattering to the guy It's

9:44

not very flattering as an artistic expression. I

9:46

think it's awesome. I think the artist didn't

9:48

doesn't like King Charles That's

9:51

why I kind of appreciate it I mean,

9:53

it's a yeah as it as a work of

9:55

art. I think it's beautiful, but I'm just confused.

9:57

This is not painted by a friend Or

10:01

maybe it's to mask his hot dog fingers so it sort

10:03

of blends in Also,

10:05

doesn't he have cancer like this is doesn't forebode

10:07

well for him He

10:10

has cancer, right? I

10:12

believe so, let me double check Oh the British the

10:15

very end of the Reds right I think I think

10:17

from their perspective The red is

10:19

like the that's the royal color and

10:21

so but it's not like royal red

10:23

There's like black skin like oh, it

10:25

looks like he's out in hell. Yeah,

10:27

then he's literally standing in hellfire Yeah

10:32

Yeah cancer Somebody

10:35

says what kind of cancer is he of? No,

10:43

oh That's terrible

10:45

It's a beautiful portrait Fabio said especially considering the

10:47

context fact that everyone has opinion and a point

10:50

of view makes it a great portrait I

10:52

agree. It's just not a puff piece, which

10:54

is what I expected, but it's a beautiful painting I

11:00

hear the eyes follow you when you walk by I'm

11:04

seeing the undiagnosed form of

11:06

cancer undiagnosed. Yeah, I don't

11:08

know Well,

11:11

I'm sure they diagnosed but that the palace

11:13

have not confirmed any additional details. Oh, they

11:15

never said what kind I guess not from

11:17

what I'm With

11:19

this God saved the king man We

11:22

don't want may 8. It's too soon to put him in

11:24

a box I Am

11:28

sorry unspecified not undiagnosed. Can

11:31

you imagine like I mean? Wouldn't

11:34

be so fucked if he died like it like right

11:36

when he became king like he waited for his mom

11:38

who lived to be a hundred Or some shit. She

11:41

lives so last damn long and then when

11:43

she finally fucking dies he has cancer I

11:45

mean what kind of stat is bullshit? You

11:49

know the chat just reminded me that I guess you

11:52

think we talked about this at one point But he

11:54

had like a scandal Yeah, tampon

11:57

gate. Oh, yeah, I read about that.

11:59

It's been Fantastic, it's funny and

12:01

weird. It's funny though. It makes

12:03

me think like this guy's not

12:06

you said he wanted to be reincarnated

12:08

as a tampon and Be

12:10

put in her so he was talking he

12:13

was having communications with his mistress. He was

12:15

having an affair now is why okay? And

12:17

now his wife and yeah, yeah, he wrote

12:19

her in a love letter Yeah, that he

12:22

wishes he was one of her tampons. I've

12:24

got to go really yeah You

12:27

want to read it verbatim so romantic is available,

12:29

you know But there

12:31

are phone conversations to for any of

12:33

those in the phone combos. I know

12:35

in one of the phone Yeah, I think

12:37

there's phone sex conversation. I remember the whole

12:39

thing. That's so embarrassing Join

12:42

up, but see they have

12:45

part of the transcript Who

12:50

said oh god, I'll just live inside your

12:52

trousers or something it would be much easier

12:55

You're the team man, huh Okay

12:59

at Prince's get leeway That's

13:02

friendship Prince get up the weird shit Camilla asked

13:04

What are you gonna turn into a pair of

13:06

knickers and she says oh you're going to come

13:08

back as a pair of knickers and he Goes

13:11

or god forbid a tampax just my luck. I told

13:13

you oh, he's just kidding. He's got getting Oh, he

13:15

didn't say I wish I was I thought it was

13:17

more vulgar than that while

13:19

sucking his moco Was

13:21

very classy What's

13:24

my weena that's not as bad as saying

13:26

I wish I was your tampon. Yeah, right

13:30

We'll self deprecation little British Deprecation

13:33

even if you like vagina that

13:35

much It wouldn't

13:37

be a good place. It's stuffy. It's probably be

13:39

hot hard to breathe Said

13:42

be chess it for the paintings read

13:46

That was you he turned into a tampon

13:50

This was his worst nightmare came to be A

13:55

portrait of a tampon Fucking

13:58

hell They

14:02

talked about this before in all caps. Yeah, we know

14:04

that. Yeah, we said we remember

14:06

we talked about this.

14:08

Don't get angry about it. Thank you. Exactly

14:12

what I felt like saying. The artist

14:14

has something to say about it. Let's

14:20

see. Unveiling

14:26

are always a little nerve wracking both for the

14:28

artist and the sitter. But

14:30

particularly when one of them is a king, he

14:32

joked, if this was

14:34

seen as treasonous, I could literally pay for it with

14:37

my head, which would be an appropriate way for a

14:39

portrait painter to die to have their head removed. Oh,

14:41

so he knows he's fucking with them. It sounds like

14:44

who is this artist? The

14:46

fucking legend. Yo,

14:51

off with your head, bro. Be grateful. This

14:53

didn't happen to you. A few years ago,

14:56

you had to be on a bike, buddy. The

15:02

queen dropped in during the final sitting and said the

15:04

artist had captured the king well. Ooh.

15:07

Yo says the best judge of a portrait is someone

15:09

who knows your sitter really well because they have instant

15:12

recognition of whether it feels familiar. Oh,

15:18

he said the king got a glimpse of

15:20

it. Yo said in a tap done state,

15:22

he was initially mildly surprised by

15:24

the strong color, but otherwise he seemed smiling

15:26

and approving. There it is. There's a

15:28

more. I've been

15:32

seeing a lot of conspiracy theories say it's

15:34

like a sign. And apparently there was

15:36

a horse running around that was

15:39

bloody in London, like a

15:41

couple hours before. They think it's

15:43

a sign. A bloody horse. What? I

15:46

thought those videos. Yeah. What's

15:49

a bloody horse doing? Another,

15:51

another, another thinking. Yeah. Yeah.

15:54

It's all it's all conspiracy.

15:56

The king's portrait is talking to

15:58

you, man. The

16:03

King's portrait is talking directly into

16:05

your brain telepathically. Yeah,

16:07

there must be a normal type of thought.

16:16

When I first, I told you guys when I

16:18

had anxiety initially, I thought I was like going

16:20

skitzo. And when I went

16:22

to see a psychiatrist, I

16:24

told her that and she asked me, have

16:27

you ever, have you been having unusual

16:31

communications with things? Has the TV been talking

16:33

to you or the toaster or anything like

16:35

that? I was like, I don't

16:37

think I'm skitzo. Probably.

16:42

I haven't been speaking with my toaster.

16:46

Although, not to say I'm not amicable, I'm

16:49

not open to. I think the

16:51

toaster could be a great conversationalist potentially.

16:55

Nothing against it. JoJo

17:00

eating at Dobrik's. She's

17:03

on a world tour of, well, we've done

17:05

that. Fuck, who am I to judge? We literally did that.

17:08

We literally did that and said it was good. We're

17:11

honest. Some of y'all said it was your favorite

17:13

ass place. Anyone

17:16

been back there? Be honest. No?

17:21

Okay. It was good. Fuck

17:23

it. JoJo getting

17:25

her own pizza. What

17:28

is he calling her fat? Why?

17:31

Oh, she's getting like her old pizza. I

17:34

think he just called her a fat ass. He

17:37

said, oh, she's getting her own pizza, like a

17:39

whole pizza just for you, JoJo. Or

17:41

is there possibly going to be a JoJo pizza? That's

17:44

probably what it means. What

17:48

would the JoJo pizza be? Just

17:52

extra. Just extra of

17:54

everything. Extra spicy. Sprinkles,

17:56

bows. No, not anymore. Oh,

17:59

right. You're so right. Yeah Like

18:02

pepperoni's in the shape of a Fack

18:04

A tar Fuck yeah God

18:13

Dude stops Machine Gun Kelly and Trippie Redd

18:15

to sing Jojo? What in God's name? Let's

18:18

see what this is Kelly

18:24

Machine Gun I lie That's

18:27

when I pee That's when

18:29

I get cold But you know kids just

18:31

like me I'll cover the

18:33

bitch I should've known better

18:35

Y'all fuck with that new Jojo Siwa

18:41

Bro you, you love everyone? These guys

18:43

speechless and embarrassed And these guys probably

18:45

get approached on the street

18:47

all the damn time Machine

18:50

Gun Kelly actually looks flustered Damn

18:54

Jojo What the fuck? That's

18:57

when I lie That's when

18:59

I pee That's when I

19:01

get cold Okay he's walking around with the sucker,

19:03

I mean that's kinda try hard Who

19:05

walks around with the lollipop? Yeah

19:08

I mean Like that? You walk around with lollies?

19:11

Yeah they make me feel cute if I'm being honest

19:13

The red one Okay You

19:15

lolly gang? I'm lolly gang No I'm

19:17

not She's got it I'm such a

19:19

sucker Oh no Sorry I interrupt

19:21

you on that one I'm

19:25

looking just like me I'll

19:27

cover the bitch I should've

19:29

known better Y'all fuck with that

19:31

new Jojo Siwa I

19:35

love that He's tripping red, looks like he's

19:37

just Blowing his hell, like he's super

19:39

high and just like tripping out Ahh

19:44

pretty funny stuff there Bucko Rooney I

19:48

show speed gets bitten by a dog in South Korea I saw this and As

19:52

a dog lover I know I

19:54

know I

19:58

think I like speed He's

20:00

funny and he's a good kid not like not

20:02

man. I've never not met. Okay.

20:05

Well, we know our time Well Friday listen I got it.

20:07

I'm just be honest. I like him. I think he's a

20:09

funny dude. God He's got a

20:11

week to live. I'm so sorry. I'm like the girl

20:13

from ring In

20:16

be canceled in seven days He's

20:19

gonna try to hole up in his basement not

20:21

do anything, but that's not gonna help you man

20:23

Something's gonna resurface Responsible

20:26

with your with your power. I just I

20:28

gotta be honest, you know, I Think

20:32

he's funny and I I know his whole

20:34

thing is like he's super energized. So Without

20:37

being too judgmental of him. Obviously he

20:39

definitely in my opinion deserves to get

20:41

bit by this dog Yeah

20:47

He also does this barking thing which is funny

20:49

But like a real dog if you don't in

20:51

a real dog's face, I mean that's very provocative

20:54

Yeah, he found out and look how cute and

20:56

like harmless this dog Dog

21:08

is so cute and sweet and

21:11

you know me So

21:16

like 100%

21:18

I Don't

21:22

know how much it actually hurt him because again, he's

21:24

just everything's over the yeah I

21:27

actually I heard that he had that dog euthanized

21:29

which I thought was too far. Yeah Oh This

21:49

dude is like crazy talented like he's so

21:51

athletic for no reason He's

21:53

insane backflips and yeah, yeah

21:56

dancing flipping. He's like a

21:58

pro gamer. Yeah Like

22:00

for no damn reason this kid's got all the talent in the

22:02

world and it's unfortunate that his career is gonna be over in

22:04

seven days. Let's

22:08

watch it in slow-mo. I

22:12

mean, yeah, you- Look how cute

22:14

that dog is! You look precious!

22:16

Sweet dog. That's a good dog. God. Ah,

22:21

fuck! Ah, fuck! I love

22:23

you bitch with a little bite. You fucking better! Yeah,

22:26

they're kinda funny. I

22:30

love you dog! Oh,

22:32

God. They definitely deserve that. Everybody's on

22:35

the dog side. Yeah. But

22:37

we love you, Speed. I'm

22:39

like a dog, Jason. I'm the worst. You're burying

22:41

him, dude. We love you, Speed.

22:43

Put him in the ground. You're the man. You're

22:45

the man, dude. Ah,

22:48

Romanian authorities extended by 60 days. The

22:52

restriction stipulating, Edutate may not leave the country. Tate

22:54

had requested that he be able to leave Romania.

22:57

Provided he stayed with Europe's ID

22:59

check-free, Schengen Zone, which

23:01

Romania virtually

23:03

joined in March. So they

23:05

said no, basically. Yeah, 60 more days.

23:09

But what are they holding him for? Where's

23:11

the trial? You know what I mean? Let's get to it. Let's

23:15

rattle those dags. Let's

23:18

get this man behind bars and move on already.

23:22

You know? Justice

23:24

delayed is justice denied. Apparently.

23:30

What's that? Wait, can you... What the

23:32

fuck? Like, here? Is

23:35

that what you mean? Yeah.

23:38

Like, to our office? Yeah, I'm like, do not. I

23:40

let him in. Let him in. He

23:42

said, like, I'm not gonna... He

23:44

told me. Okay. Jimmy is

23:47

nuts. He's nuts. After

23:49

everything we did, his

23:51

family was not happy about it. And

23:54

he was panicking, texting me on Instagram, like, don't

23:56

talk about me ever again. Same. He made it

23:58

happen. Very clear

24:00

to me too. And I said you know what

24:02

I said no problem man. No problem and Now

24:05

he says he's just unprompted coming to

24:08

the fucking office He

24:10

says yeah, he texted me to we're on the way should be

24:12

there by two. I don't remember

24:14

inviting you I'm gonna say yeah, and I I don't know

24:16

why I got the vibe. He's not gonna be alone based

24:20

on who he's This

24:22

motherfucker dude Dude,

24:24

I hope he doesn't bring he's not Who

24:28

do you think would be with him just like the

24:30

certified hater that troll dude that he was with recently

24:33

The name name playbooks. Oh that dude.

24:35

Yeah, we're not required to let him

24:37

in No, we're not I'll be all

24:39

volunteer to stop him from coming in

24:41

actually. I said, I don't

24:44

remember inviting you He said I thought so

24:46

they didn't hold on didn't you want me

24:48

to stop? talking

24:50

about you I

24:59

This is the last communication I had Stuff

25:03

about people are upset and it's affecting his family

25:05

and stuff and then he said finally I'm

25:08

asking respectfully do not talk about me anymore.

25:11

I do not want to come on You

25:13

really upset my wife and kids no more

25:16

all caps exclamation. I said sure we won't

25:18

mention you again Now

25:20

he says he's coming to our What

25:24

happened he was supposed to retire and then he

25:26

wants to podcast well He I said I said

25:28

the same thing to him. I'm like you made

25:30

it very clear He's

25:32

all talk about my comedy fun stuff He

25:36

says keeping it light and polite no

25:38

controversy talking about my health my comedy

25:40

me Keep it fun.

25:42

Nothing with controversy that obsessed my wife. I

25:44

cannot guarantee That

25:48

we won't upset your wife I mean

25:52

listen He made

25:54

it very fucking clear. Yeah, this

25:56

is I you've got a innocence though. It like

25:58

this guy is He's a

26:01

one-of-a-kind man, dude. I'm done, dude. Like,

26:03

he's just coming for office. Oh,

26:06

yeah. That's never been done before. It's

26:12

okay, Dan. We... A little buck.

26:14

A buck. Yeah, exactly. We're

26:18

in control. So

26:20

do you... Do you want him? Although

26:23

I think that if anybody, I

26:25

could very respectfully escort him out.

26:28

You can't get rid of me. You can't get rid of the Jersey

26:30

Outlaw. No, I think that he would listen to me.

26:33

He keeps telling me. It will

26:35

be light and polite stuff like it's his

26:37

fucking show. It says otherwise it is a

26:39

bad move. I'll say I'm telling you it's

26:42

a bad move. Okay,

26:44

got it. It's a bad move. Turn

26:46

it around. We won't keep it polite.

26:50

And we won't keep it polite, I

26:52

promise you. Got it. I

26:55

mean, if he comes, just... Got it, Ethan. I'm

26:57

telling you, it's a bad move. We

26:59

will not keep it polite, I promise you. Okay, I got it.

27:02

Okay, got it. I'm here. I'm downstairs.

27:04

Okay, what time am I on? Got it.

27:07

Let's see what he says, I mean... It's just

27:09

in one ear, alfeo. I don't know,

27:11

because he's giving me like stipulations that I'm basically

27:14

addressing each one and saying, we

27:18

will guarantee do what you don't want us to do. Here's

27:21

the other... I don't think he'll remember where to

27:23

go. He's been here

27:25

a thousand times and he forgets every fucking time. He'll

27:28

remember. He'll remember when it's on the line. Got

27:32

it. This

27:34

is very... I

27:37

can't lie, this is very interesting. Kindly

27:39

refrain on me. Just don't

27:41

come then. Just

27:43

don't come then. Okay, I got it Ethan.

27:46

Alright, I can't do this. I'll

27:48

say talk to Zach. I got shit to

27:50

do too. Who should he talk to? Olivia

28:01

you volunteer

28:03

one. I don't think I can you are not

28:05

you have not been invited here Jimmy if you

28:07

come This would be rude

28:09

if we if you were in

28:11

our good graces, however, not right

28:14

I said if you come I'll

28:16

let you in however, I promise you We

28:19

will talk about stuff

28:22

you don't want don't

28:27

Want to and your wife Will

28:30

for sure be upset So

28:34

if you come I'll let you in however I promise

28:36

you we will talk about stuff you don't want to

28:38

and your wife would be for sure upset You're more

28:41

important than my wife got it. I mean

28:44

listen he the thing is he

28:46

genuinely has a personality

28:48

disorder and I feel like I Got

28:51

it. I Know the

28:53

right thing for him is not coming you want

28:56

him. Don't you I think he'll

28:58

bail after I said that I

29:01

mean obviously he has some kind of thing where he needs

29:03

the attention It's

29:05

a deep deep psychological issue big

29:07

LA FOMO He

29:10

just said please Please

29:16

don't he's please be nice and just

29:19

do just let me come on

29:21

and do my act and be nice and Please

29:24

what shoot the son of a bitch? What

29:28

is happening right now got it Let's

29:32

do a poll. Let's do a put let's do

29:34

a poll if the people say no, then it's just

29:36

a direct move on Should

29:38

we let Jimmy in? Yeah,

29:41

should we let Jimmy in yes, no Got

29:46

it. If it's overwhelming. No, then it's just

29:48

the audience doesn't want it. That's always always

29:50

dealt with them He's on ice or not.

29:52

It's up to the people This

29:57

motherfuckers on a glacier dog Yeah

30:03

dude. Oh shit, it's closer than I thought

30:05

it would be. He's

30:07

part of like the historical

30:10

record, you know when they like, they

30:13

take out like tubes of ice from Antarctica to check

30:15

like the... He's on

30:17

the iceberg that hit the Titanic.

30:19

Yeah man. It's actually

30:22

quite close. No is winning it but barely 54%. No

30:24

46%. Yes so if

30:28

you want Jimmy here... I think

30:31

it's important to point out I think the no's are

30:33

a very hard no. Wait

30:36

he says don't talk on me

30:38

thank you please drop me no

30:40

more. What? Bro. Like right now?

30:43

He wants Jersey Outlaw. No you're not coming.

30:46

As you are still picking on me bro I... You

30:49

gotta be shitting me dude. I said like

30:51

right now so you're not coming. I don't

30:59

know. I don't

31:01

know what you want. He says can't you

31:03

just be nice alright I'm out. I don't

31:05

know what you want. I'm

31:09

out. Oh my god it's 49% y'all are crazy for that. 49%

31:11

yes. That's pretty

31:18

fucking... I thought it would be a

31:20

blowout for no. That's insane dude. Did

31:23

anybody hear about yes? You don't

31:25

have to disclose if you don't want to. I

31:27

did. I did. I was intrigued

31:30

in the drop by. What did he get

31:32

to it? I did. A lot of people

31:34

said yes. I mean it's your show. I

31:36

stopped you hands. You made the call. Dude

31:38

it's 1550 but he

31:40

needs to understand. He needs to

31:42

understand that he has no

31:44

amnesty. I will talk about whatever

31:46

I want to talk about. I also would like to

31:48

know who he's with. Yeah.

31:51

You want to meet Jimmy? He's a super nice guy in person. I

31:53

mean... Yeah.

32:01

He's outlawed somebody said that's funny. I

32:03

could bet what he's gonna ask Nate All

32:06

right, I'm gonna call him I'm

32:09

just gonna call him real fast Just

32:14

gotta get to the bottom of this it's

32:17

50 50 right now If

32:20

you want Jimmy on get your votes in this is nuts

32:23

This is the closest poll we've ever had Fucking

32:26

50 right down the line Oh

32:34

Wait, I have his phone number. What am I doing? Do

32:37

I have his phone number? No, I never get my phone number I'm

32:42

trying to call him on in the prize. You're about to call him.

32:44

I'm trying to call him on you want me to over text with

32:46

you Give him my

32:48

phone over you create your call from a block number. I

32:52

Can call him from a block number how just stars?

32:55

Yeah, really yeah star

32:58

67 is it I'm scared that he's

33:00

gonna get it somehow Why

33:04

don't we get it if you do that but you also

33:06

might not answer it a lot of people don't answer block

33:09

calls Well, I don't know that said

33:11

so you know where it I just

33:13

said call me I Got

33:15

to explain to him. Okay, it's 51. Yes. So you

33:17

guys have put us in a situation Where

33:21

I need to deal with

33:23

this I mean great fucking

33:25

entertainment Maybe cuz I have put on everybody keep

33:27

saying Dan, please in the chat dude the people

33:29

have no I'm what do you guys want? Okay,

33:32

here we go. Here we go. Zero control. I Can't

33:35

okay. Okay, you need to learn to help

33:38

your phone. Hold on. Okay, I can

33:40

only show you the door Okay, Jimmy, I need to hold

33:42

on. Let me talk. Let me talk Okay

33:48

It's not that I plan Jimmy's

33:50

on air. Oh, yeah, you're on air by

33:52

the way. I'm live Jimmy. Listen, listen to

33:54

me Jimmy. Listen, you're live right now Okay,

33:56

you're on my phone I

34:00

had a health scare at AppComedy

34:02

TV shoot and you've always platformed me

34:05

in bit ice and that's all

34:07

I ever wanted Okay Jimmy, listen to

34:09

what I'm saying please You guys have been

34:11

good at this Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,

34:13

Jimmy, Jimmy Jimmy, please

34:15

just listen to what I'm saying okay? Okay

34:21

We're right here Okay good Now first of

34:23

all, it's not that we're being mean

34:25

to you It's not that we don't like you We

34:28

just explained what happened Now I want

34:30

to tell you that if you come here we

34:33

will talk about everything

34:35

There will be no off-limits stuff

34:38

So Yeah I told you I'm

34:40

not comfortable Okay good A long time ago that

34:43

I didn't do anything wrong but have a

34:45

fan come out and hung out with a

34:47

group of people and I'm all

34:49

about FOMO and entourage and fame and

34:51

that's been my bumble of mine Well

34:54

there's a lot, listen, there's a lot

34:56

of evidence and I have

34:58

not done anything wrong but maybe vibe someone

35:00

who's actually so vibe and you

35:03

guys, you know, it's just nice

35:05

if you could say come down, you had a health

35:07

problem what's going on with your health Okay

35:10

but Jimmy, that's not what people want to hear about

35:12

Yeah and we're all glad you're okay People want to

35:14

stir the pot and do

35:16

things that upset me and my wife

35:18

when I didn't do anything wrong Jimmy,

35:20

can I say something? I

35:23

need to talk There's

35:27

a lot of evidence that supports what you're saying

35:29

For example, there's someone else there that said they

35:31

didn't see anything We asked Martin if he said

35:33

he didn't see anything weird So

35:35

like So

35:37

okay, you know what I mean? You

35:39

might be telling the truth However, however,

35:41

however, Jimmy I was with a

35:44

crowd of people the whole time I've been married

35:46

to my wife over 30 years and I'm loyal

35:48

and I'm a good person and I have a

35:50

nice family and I'm not that kind of

35:52

person I am fresh with my

35:54

comedy and I say the wrong thing You know

35:56

what Jimmy? I believe you I'm always in the

35:58

right place and I'm very... I

36:01

believe you Jimmy. I believe you I've investigated

36:03

this as much as I could But

36:05

still hanging out with the stalker was inappropriate and

36:08

that's part of the actual issue And

36:24

also like she she had her hand on your

36:26

knee not the other way around in the photo

36:30

I'm gonna end it now, but I won't

36:32

come on because Because

36:36

you can't keep it like like would you

36:38

like controversy that should go I respect it

36:40

But I can't go on

36:42

I view guys if it could

36:44

be light and polite With a different

36:47

story, but he affects me in camp. Okay,

36:49

I'm gonna head off. All right All

36:53

right All right, Jimmy have a

36:56

have a nice trip here in LA. Okay. I

36:58

hope your health continues to be And

37:01

good good it

37:03

ended or young go So

37:07

he said in the face of this huge

37:09

opportunity he made the right call he said

37:11

I'm not coming This

37:15

is crazy though that like this is

37:17

really wild he blew it that

37:20

he still wanted to come here. Oh He

37:24

wanted the jersey out on he didn't want Jimmy

37:26

Lee on But we always

37:28

tell him we want Jim Okay,

37:32

that was a strange This

37:35

strange detour, sorry to

37:37

everybody that said yes, but

37:40

I had to I

37:42

had to set him straight I'm

37:45

glad I'm glad he's not coming frankly for him and

37:48

His family he'll be back. You

37:51

think so. He'll be back in a sense. Why he's

37:53

gonna be want to come back at some point Yeah,

37:57

I was just gonna say that He'll

38:00

be here probably in 20 minutes. I'll probably tell

38:02

you back. And it's not that I'm being mean.

38:04

It's just we're talking about something that happened. He's

38:06

a child. Yeah. Definitely. Listen

38:10

to me. He blew it. So

38:13

just to confirm, to recap here. Nobody

38:16

at any point spoke to him about coming on the

38:18

show. Nope. He's just

38:20

completely out of the blue. Hey,

38:22

I'll be there in 5 minutes. Dude, the last thing he

38:25

said was, do not ever talk about me again. Same

38:27

here. What

38:30

do you think he is? Crazy.

38:34

Well, he made it sound like I was begging him. He

38:36

says, only if you're nice to me. He

38:38

flipped it on you. I'll

38:40

tell you what it is. He's been out filming and

38:42

shit or whatever he does. And he gets in his head.

38:46

And he thinks he's like all that. And

38:48

he's like, oh, I'm going to stop my

38:50

friends at the H3 Podcast. You know? Listen,

38:54

if I'm being honest, I don't

38:56

think there's enough. From the

38:59

totality of the evidence that I've seen,

39:02

it seems like as far as the hooking

39:04

up, trying to hook up and flirt with

39:06

the girl is not true. I

39:09

haven't seen or heard anything. I

39:11

mean, I heard from one person that there was a peck

39:13

on the lips and that he asked her to come up

39:16

to his room. But from what I heard from everyone else

39:18

at the table that I've spoken to, maybe

39:20

that person misheard something because I just haven't

39:22

seen enough evidence to

39:25

make that accusation against him. And there's a

39:27

lot of contradicting evidence as well. But he

39:29

was still hanging out with this stalker, which

39:31

was the problem. That's the main issue. When

39:34

he was told many times. And

39:39

he might have done all these jokes back and forth. Oh,

39:41

why don't you come up to my room? And

39:44

to a person who doesn't know Jimmy,

39:46

it comes off fucking awful. And that's

39:48

what he got to reap. He

39:51

does these jokes. To be honest, it really surprised me

39:53

when I heard that he was trying to bring her

39:55

up because that just did not sound like Jimmy that

39:57

I know. I mean, it's possible you don't know. people

40:00

that happens all the time but like

40:02

joking just being hanging out with a

40:04

stalker is something he would do yeah

40:07

and that's a good point love not to

40:09

defend him but he said on camera many

40:11

times like oh I'd love to take you

40:13

you too upstairs right now or whatever he

40:16

made inappropriate jokes yeah time so yeah Jersey

40:19

clout law somebody said blew

40:21

it so

40:24

I don't know there

40:30

we wish you all the best Jimmy I

40:34

hope he didn't come out to LA just for this someone

40:38

in chested Jimmy is Martha from baby

40:40

reindeer not that

40:42

bad it is

40:45

a good show though all right

40:47

he hasn't texted me back yet so

40:52

that's pretty good for him he'll

40:55

be here all

40:58

right moving on thank

41:01

you Jimmy we are

41:04

moving on so this

41:07

story popped up the portal story there

41:11

was a portal in New York City

41:16

that looked like Times Square somewhere that

41:19

connects to another portal in Dublin

41:22

and they both see through the

41:25

portal at what's going on the

41:28

other side here is

41:30

some wholesome portal antics to give you an idea

41:32

of what they hoped it would be like before

41:35

I get to the part where they were forced to

41:37

shut it down here

41:40

they are now who did this who paid for

41:42

this um

41:45

build this it's a New York City initiative

41:48

the sculpture has a real time this is okay

41:50

the city paid for this the

41:52

sculpture has a real-time visual livestream connected

41:54

to New York City to Dublin Ireland

41:58

god what a dumb idea idea.

42:01

Fuck. When

42:03

has live streams like that ever

42:05

been good idea? It's

42:08

like the Shia LaBeouf one was such a disaster and

42:10

he was just one guy. But here,

42:13

let's take a look. There

42:16

they are. Welcome to Dublin. Hello from New

42:18

York. I

42:23

mean, the concept is cool. It's just like

42:25

obvious that it would devolve

42:27

into degeneracy. Like

42:30

when you got all the dancing and all the

42:32

tourists are there, it's fun. You know, but at

42:34

a certain time, everybody goes home and

42:36

the night walkers come out. So

42:40

less than a week. It

42:43

was up 24 seven, by the way. See,

42:45

that's the issue. You need someone live switching

42:47

that shit. If that's gonna work, that just

42:49

boom off or have like business

42:51

hours. You know, there needs

42:54

to be business hours, right? And

42:56

there's tourists there. And so although that wouldn't

42:58

necessarily guarantee safety

43:01

either. So less than a week

43:03

after the 24 seven art

43:05

piece was installed, officials

43:07

have opted to close it down temporarily,

43:10

they say. I think that's indefinite.

43:12

After people began to flash each

43:14

other, grind on the portal. And

43:16

one person even shared. This is

43:22

the one I

43:24

saw. I was like, what the fuck is this? Yeah,

43:29

this is the one. Hold on. Let

43:31

me go back to the. So somebody went

43:33

up to the portal and they put their

43:35

phone right up to it, which

43:37

is a dangerous proposition to begin with.

43:40

So. That

43:56

genuinely is fucked up in New York

43:58

City. Like. It

44:02

feels quite neat. And

44:07

somebody was screaming. I think it's

44:10

crazy. Bro, that's crazy. Yeah, it's super fucked.

44:12

But of course people are going to do

44:14

that. You know? Everyone's a troll

44:16

at the end of the day, aren't we? So

44:18

true. We all have that impulse. But

44:23

I don't think New Yorkers want to

44:25

see World Trade Center in Times Square.

44:29

It's not a good look. There

44:32

was another one. Here's a woman flashing. It's

44:34

censored. I haven't actually seen this. Okay,

44:37

yeah. It's extremely censored.

44:41

I wonder if YouTube's so weird about it. You

44:43

can't see anything at all. I

44:45

mean, it's completely covered. This,

44:47

I feel like, is one of the worst things that happens.

44:49

The flashing? Yeah, it's like... Yeah, no, it's horrible. A bunch

44:52

of kids there. By the way, who would do that? You're

44:54

f- like, what the fuck? Can I post this, do you

44:56

think? Can I pull this up? The one in the in-girl?

44:59

Yeah. It's

45:01

totally censored, right? This is Olivia's

45:03

first censored job. Yeah, I think I did well. They

45:06

have really weird rules where they're like, even

45:08

if it's censored... Yeah. Or

45:10

maybe they say blurred? I don't know. I'm

45:12

coming out. Really? I don't think... Yeah. It's

45:15

newsworthy. I mean... I think

45:17

it's probably okay. Yeah, I think it's probably too. Tips

45:20

are fun. Yeah. So

45:22

here's... This woman is psychotic, man. Um...

45:27

Everyone's snapping photos. I

45:29

guess if you're like an OnlyFans model, that's probably good advertising. Well,

45:31

you know who this is, huh? An Advil. Oh,

45:34

it is somebody... Who is that? This is Ava Louise. I

45:37

don't... Is that... Look, in the doc, there

45:39

are a bunch of things that you'll remember from... Uh, the

45:41

woman... Oh, she's an OnlyFans model. So there you go. She's

45:43

doing some... Some good publicity.

45:46

Ava Louise. But you'll remember

45:48

all these things. She's from the infamous coronavirus challenge

45:50

where she participated in licking a toilet bowl. Mm-hmm.

45:53

You'll remember that. She's the OnlyFans now? Mm-hmm.

45:57

Oh. She made up the rumor about Kanye West and

45:59

Jeff. The dated added to

46:01

raise dad solely for remember him. I

46:04

don't know what she looks like but I remember all

46:06

the stuff of on. Addison Raise.

46:08

Damn that The weird? Yeah yeah.

46:10

Monty Monty low rise. Sienna.

46:13

Zach is the one who told me this morning that it

46:15

was hurt. Has like no fucking way. This is her

46:17

at our recognizer. But. I

46:20

guess So yeah here he is he

46:22

who want a creepy fuck and little

46:25

freak. God. He

46:27

was. Going. Over. There.

46:32

So I'm at. and what's Britpop smoke though?

46:34

I don't know. that means. Rip.

46:38

Hop. Smoke. Them. Artist. Was.

46:41

Controversial that that. At

46:45

X X Tatiana conjure burning. There is

46:47

no Contra okay he was killed in

46:49

and say was twin Towers is the

46:51

crazy part. Yeah that was that. Now

46:53

is the problem with our. I'm.

46:56

So. Anyway, there's been. A.

46:59

Obviously this thing went. Sideways.

47:04

Or they made a statement. They

47:06

said while we cannot control all these actions,

47:09

were implementing some technical solutions to address this

47:11

and these will go live in the next

47:13

twenty four hours other they're they're working on

47:15

it will continue mana situation with the coming

47:18

days with our parents partners in New York

47:20

to ensure the portals continue deliver positive experience

47:22

for both cities. I

47:24

think they probably just thought like when you're walking

47:26

around in the people there you don't like flash

47:29

or Teddy's or show right? World

47:31

Trade Center. But. For

47:33

some reason, when there's a web cam, you do

47:35

all that. Than.

47:38

Of. Their i was twenty

47:40

four hour security and the New York

47:42

location. I'm not sure about Dublin now

47:44

so this one came from Dublin so

47:46

they fucked up. Actually, Here's.

47:50

One from the perspective of

47:52

Dublin and the New Yorkers.

47:54

They got him back. Pretty

47:56

good I gotta say. Ah

47:58

God Amp repair. When.

48:00

I friendlier bent over this out our to

48:03

as a in Barry for sending them to

48:05

me. Very good, very good. Yeah.

48:09

So. Basically.

48:11

There's been on. Buzzes.

48:15

Buzzing about other portals they're setting up around

48:17

the world. And. It's I don't know

48:19

why they're doing this. It seems like it'll

48:21

be a disaster, but let's see, there's one

48:23

in England. Maybe this one is more. Maybe.

48:26

The English have more civility and. Then.

48:30

Did dang Irish? Can

48:32

we pull up the English language for Oh yeah?

48:35

We actually have it installed here in the

48:37

studio actually one sec year ago when they

48:40

go a governess. Okay, there's a one of

48:42

the Royal Guards a circle now. What

48:45

is that Perla fired on the summer?

48:47

Say they write up a cigar. Figured

48:49

that figured out. Why

48:51

would they show us Pearl Harbor? this

48:53

like so old us off some funniness

48:55

like not even nice and warm weather

48:57

was. So. Incensed. About

49:00

up the okay England. Sets.

49:03

Foster A. We have a couple other portals where do

49:05

you like to? maybe those won't have as many trials

49:08

on the other and. Yeah. So up next,

49:10

where we have a portal de France would

49:12

see, maybe they're the I'd the French are

49:14

not known for being polite, solid see. That's.

49:16

Not fair. Misses the Eiffel Tower at

49:19

me feel a little gorgeous. A month

49:21

ago there a similar blue. What is

49:23

that when all I that I don't

49:25

I take it down a to away

49:27

eastern Third. that is that it's been

49:29

thirty eight minutes ago. Vice President Johnson

49:32

would have no, no you're not allowed

49:34

only I thought that's what I don't

49:36

the already audio. By the way there's

49:38

no audio wonder. Why

49:41

would they still Jfk being fuckin' know

49:43

skulls Dan Weiss that that still hurts

49:45

the psyche of and ever done with

49:47

a little bit dramatic. Very hours.we're not

49:49

American, You don't understand our family would

49:51

you say much of this essay said

49:53

it was a little funny. a

49:57

little bit what's funny about our president being

49:59

murdered He was one of the great ones.

50:01

He was taken on the industrial military industrial

50:03

complex He was trying to make real change

50:05

in this country. Oh, you know what? Love

50:07

they killed him for it He met he

50:09

met RFK. He guys Kennedy's mixed up different

50:11

hold. Yeah, we're never Oh,

50:15

we heard that yeah, all

50:17

right France I don't expect better but here

50:19

let's talk to the Italians The

50:23

Italians ho the Coliseum great gorgeous

50:25

gorgeous Or I wanna go there

50:27

so that looks tremendous actually stunning

50:29

day. They're H3 in Italy. That's gorgeous What

50:33

the fuck is that? Oh my god, is that the battle of

50:35

little bighorn? No No,

50:38

oh my god, turn it off

50:40

a military disaster Little

50:43

bighorn what the hell? We

50:46

lost a lot of Americans that day that one hurt How

50:49

many Americans do we lose at the Battle

50:51

of Bighorn? You know that I think a

50:53

whole regiment how

50:56

many How many

50:58

people died and little

51:01

bighorn? 260

51:03

that is a master souls I

51:07

mean we could kind of deserve that one Me

51:12

Take a point period

51:16

Excuse me. Actually, I don't know the

51:18

context a little bighorn. What were they doing? They

51:22

the the US Army met defeat and

51:24

death but they had the several thousand

51:26

Cherokee warriors. Whoa What's

51:30

the what was the genesis of this Well

51:32

the the anymore so so it was just a

51:35

battle. They just met him on the battlefield. Yeah

51:38

Yeah, we ham wave a lot of

51:40

this but you know, we did like

51:42

conquer the country like conquer conquer, you

51:45

know That's that's

51:47

badass that they they took him out

51:49

so well played Actually,

51:51

well played that was just on the battlefield.

51:53

Yeah, that wasn't even like some kind of

51:55

weird rating, you know That

51:58

was just GG You know

52:00

re if you WP still it's it's a

52:02

sensitive topic, you know, I have we there's

52:04

people in chat who are related to People

52:08

saying too soon about a little bit more. It's too

52:10

soon in the chat Wait, I'm

52:12

reading here that we have a portal in North

52:14

Korea. Yeah, this one was tough to pull off

52:17

I you know because there's such a

52:19

hermit kingdom. I don't know if they know

52:21

enough about American culture to Patrol

52:24

us in that way. So hopefully this one will go.

52:26

It's their mass starvation there. Why they've spending money on

52:28

portals Well, you saw how

52:30

cool the port portal is. It's worth

52:32

it. You saw the portal, right? It's cool. I haven't

52:34

seen anything with gaming about it. Let's do an off

52:37

create maybe a surprise. Okay. Oh Wow,

52:41

Laurie's a router pretty much what I

52:43

expected It's not even the

52:45

current ruler. Oh my god. No war

52:47

of 1812 The

52:49

burning of Washington Nate take it off.

52:51

Take it off disgusting

52:55

That was one of our darkest moments as a nation Man,

52:58

they burned they really burned the White House on that

53:00

day and I just don't get it. That's great. I

53:02

just don't get it Never again, I thought

53:05

that was Independence Day No, that

53:07

was 1812 where the English landed on our soil

53:10

and burned our fucking White House, man And they

53:12

have that North Korea as a gas need to

53:14

hold that up in the portal shame

53:16

on you those The

53:19

nation almost fell apart We

53:21

were on the brink of collapse.

53:23

Yeah, but we said we will not go silently

53:25

in the night Yeah the

53:29

national anthem was Composed

53:31

about a battle in the war of 1812.

53:34

That's how important it was The

53:36

history of this It's painful. I

53:39

don't I don't expect anything else of North Korea.

53:41

Here's this one's in a this is an American

53:43

city, Boston Which

53:45

is great, that's a beautiful setting cam. Oh

53:49

No, no, whoa, that is way too soon.

53:51

That is my 911. What the fuck? Walking

53:55

through the fucking Boston Commons doing this other

53:57

fucking portal out here and I thought Who

54:00

is this? I don't care if it's Cam. Get

54:02

this asshole out of here. Fuck this asshole. Fuck

54:04

this fucking asshole. I'm just thinking I'd fuck with

54:06

you guys. Hey,

54:08

fuck you, dude. Fuck you, buddy. I

54:11

got one more for ya. Oh no.

54:14

Don't. Uh oh. Tell us about this. No! Oh

54:16

my god! How dare you ask if

54:18

I love my kid, you fucking weirdo?

54:20

Why don't you go take care of

54:22

your mental health, you fuck? You

54:25

silly fucking murder! Anyways,

54:28

I'm gonna go climb in this fucking tree, and

54:31

I'm gonna... I'm gonna spit

54:33

on some people wearing a fucking Yankees

54:35

cap. Like a mischievous

54:38

little bird. A mischievous little Larry

54:40

Bird dude. Aww. That

54:43

guy's a... That guy's a... He's such a

54:45

asshole. ...generous loser. You have no shame. I

54:47

hate Boston cams. I'm so glad that we

54:49

fired Cam. We should've fed him. And he's

54:52

not here anymore. Oh,

54:55

I miss him so much. I miss my old friend.

54:58

I miss my old friend. Sometimes birds ain't

55:00

right to be held up in a cage.

55:03

Sometimes the key falls down the drain. Ain't

55:05

no way to open it, but... Over

55:08

time, the metal

55:10

degrades and the

55:12

cage might open up and let the bird free

55:14

out its own accord. Does the bird stare or

55:16

does it leave? It's up to him. Spread

55:21

your wings now, brother. Love

55:24

you. You fucking

55:26

asshole. So

55:29

the portal, huh? Talk about

55:31

it. Exactly. We

55:33

spent five

55:36

million dollars on those portals. We

55:39

spent five million? For

55:41

that? Yeah. Well, we thought it was gonna be

55:43

a huge hit. That is not a good allocation. There's five of

55:45

them and there's a million dollars a portal, dude. What

55:48

a fucking guy, dude. What are

55:50

we gonna do with this portal tech? Gonna blow

55:52

it up. Go to the government. What are we gonna

55:54

do with our connected North Korea? Yeah. Oh,

55:57

actually... He's gonna be in big trouble. For real. The

56:00

North Korea one actually has a bomb on it

56:02

and I could stop the struck We're

56:05

gonna take our contact in North Korea is gonna be

56:07

a big trouble. Yeah It

56:10

actually turns into a transformer. It's just

56:12

changes into like a killer robot. Oh,

56:15

you're in trouble That

56:20

thanks Turns

56:22

into Liberty Prime How's

56:25

cam doing? He's doing all right. Yeah.

56:27

Yeah, it seems like you're terrible

56:29

actually He's hanging out

56:31

at trees by himself. It's pretty sad anything.

56:33

He always reverted into his fucking Boston asshole

56:35

ways, right? We I

56:37

thought we rehabilitated in here. He lost all

56:40

of his chill la vibes, bro. He's spitting

56:42

on people again Are you spitting on people

56:44

bro? That's not okay spit on people. That's

56:47

actually assault Might

56:50

even be battery Put

56:54

your granny grill All

56:57

right, that was fun We

56:59

miss you down and we love you Meena

57:03

did you hear from the clan leader? What

57:07

plan is that tell me more don't say that

57:09

name Okay, the name of the clan or the

57:12

name of the game you can say the name of the game But

57:14

I don't want people to Lina

57:16

comes up to me this morning. It's storytime people

57:18

and actually there's a great segue into our title

57:21

segment actually He Lina

57:24

comes up to me and is like I got

57:27

this message from Ethan I'm not sure what to do. I

57:29

look at it and Ethan is asking. He's

57:31

like I playing this mobile

57:33

game. I'm obsessed It's called survivor.io Yeah,

57:38

I Need a really good clan

57:40

to play with can you go to

57:42

the survivor? I owe sub reddit and

57:44

join their discord and find me a

57:46

clan. I need a really good plan

57:49

one that is on my level Yeah

57:54

What's the problem? Found a

57:56

good plan. Why did you think that Lena would

57:58

have any fucking clue? Like I

58:01

gave her all the information she needed and

58:03

I understand it the the ridiculousness

58:05

of of the requests I I I Removed

58:07

it by saying this is insane and I'm

58:09

sorry about it. Right? I did say go

58:11

to the subreddit Join

58:15

the discord. There's a discord there for

58:17

recruiting and and I want

58:19

to join a good because you got to talk

58:21

to the Guild master you got to send them

58:23

receipts now I'm a top player and

58:25

my clan which is a good clan. I'm consistently

58:28

in the top two I am out

58:30

pacing everybody there But I want to play with

58:32

people that are on my level right? Well, no

58:34

offense to my current clan They are good, but

58:37

we're we're we're currently talking to the real deal

58:39

over there Hey, can you bring up that gameplay

58:41

footage on the other side of Ethan again? Thank

58:43

you This is the game that we're talking about

58:45

by the way. Yeah, this game is awesome Bro,

58:50

I'm they got a pay me to promote this

58:52

land Dude, you know how much money these mobile

58:55

games play for this type of promotion. Yeah. Well,

58:57

I mean should have reached out What the fuck

58:59

send me some guys send me some in-game diamonds

59:01

for this. It does look pretty fun. I don't

59:04

honestly it's Such

59:06

a good mobile game. It runs amazing.

59:09

It's super fun It's

59:11

easy to play. It's really fun Even

59:14

the free play is super fun How

59:18

do you do this there's all these different

59:20

weapons it's up um, I

59:23

don't know I think I just randomly downloaded it I just

59:25

one day looking for a mobile game and

59:27

I download I download it when it was like had

59:29

just like 10,000 reviews Now

59:32

it's one of the most popular games in the wow.

59:34

You were in on the ground floor. Yeah Everybody

59:37

in chat. This is not an ad. This is not

59:39

a paper. No, bro. I'm a passion project I don't

59:41

know. I'm actually upset because they need to pay me

59:44

or at least give me a diamond All right. Well

59:46

take the take the gameplay. They don't pay us enough

59:48

to show I don't even know if they're in where

59:50

they're located I might be like survivor

59:53

I owe people you better fucking contact me

59:55

and pay me Everybody's

59:58

saying it's a vampire survivor Survivors

1:00:00

rip-off. Yeah, I noticed so that's true.

1:00:02

And while I do love Survived

1:00:05

vampire survivors and it definitely does

1:00:07

rip off a lot of

1:00:09

elements of that game and the whole concept of it

1:00:11

This game in my opinion is more fun Okay,

1:00:14

well because it has a social aspect and

1:00:16

clans and they have all these fun events

1:00:18

and stuff, right? Yeah, they take

1:00:20

it very seriously When we joined the sub

1:00:22

or the discord and they had a clan

1:00:25

recruitment channel just as we predicted And

1:00:27

then we're greeted with a bunch of postings

1:00:29

from clans advertising Please come join our clan

1:00:31

and they had a long list of requirements

1:00:33

and like all the stats and gear and

1:00:35

shit that Of course nobody

1:00:38

but you is gonna know No,

1:00:40

but I just told Lena as I

1:00:42

just show them the screenshots of my gear cuz

1:00:44

I'm the set I'm right. It's not like

1:00:47

that wasn't enough. They started it's like an

1:00:49

interview process Leanne somewhere we at

1:00:52

Application process the thing about the testament

1:00:54

you have to wait until free Because

1:00:56

that number only shows during the boss phase

1:01:02

Why would they only show you your stats on

1:01:04

Friday that's so stupid He

1:01:10

says your survivors and collectibles and

1:01:12

your cake yeah, sure I'll send you right

1:01:14

so he wants to see my survivor levels,

1:01:16

yep That's

1:01:18

that I'm actually I'm impressed

1:01:21

the level of The

1:01:26

level of bedding they're doing is

1:01:28

crazy. Yeah at this point. I don't want

1:01:30

to get rejected. I don't know if I can handle it

1:01:32

No, I know if I'm if I can't get in I

1:01:35

don't know who can so that good

1:01:38

Well, well, yeah, I'm like I'm so

1:01:40

thank you. Thank you. Okay. So here's

1:01:43

my survivor levels Lena and He

1:01:48

wants to see my collectibles Thank

1:01:50

you. I'm so glad Dan helped you with this

1:01:52

this morning And I Lena's like

1:01:54

are you sure I don't want to bother him? I'm like trust me.

1:01:57

He'll love this. He definitely got it a lot

1:02:00

than I would have so thank you Dan.

1:02:02

It's so cool that these guys take

1:02:05

it so seriously like if I get in I'm

1:02:07

gonna be so happy because we're gonna be like

1:02:09

first place every week on the tournament and

1:02:12

just crushing dude it's gonna be sick. That's funny

1:02:14

that's like me trying to get in GTA RP.

1:02:18

I had to pay you like to be

1:02:20

part of this like NeoPixel like forum thing

1:02:22

and then you got to submit a request

1:02:25

to get approved to be in GTA RP server.

1:02:28

My dad is in no pixel. Yeah that's

1:02:31

what I was trying to get in. No pixel? Yeah.

1:02:34

What is that? It's the biggest roleplay

1:02:36

streaming server for GTA RP. How did

1:02:38

he get in? He just wrote a

1:02:41

multiple page essay on his character's

1:02:43

lore. Oh that's what? To the

1:02:46

owner. Holy shit. Yeah that's

1:02:48

what I did but they turned it down. Oh well I know that's

1:02:50

good. I know who Hawk. The owner said you can just message him.

1:02:53

Whoa the Hawk got in he wrote some good

1:02:55

ass fanfic. Yeah and he doesn't stream or anything.

1:02:58

Oh he's just in there for fun? Yeah.

1:03:01

What the heck? Your

1:03:03

dad is something man.

1:03:05

He's funny. Go. Yeah

1:03:08

I mean so here's the thing I didn't want to go on

1:03:10

I don't want to go on Discord and talk to these nerds.

1:03:15

You know I don't want to have

1:03:17

this conversation. I'm surprised this level of

1:03:19

vetting is taking place. I thought just

1:03:21

a screenshot of my stats would be

1:03:23

like this guy's legit. What

1:03:25

are they afraid I'm going to do? It's like

1:03:27

such a simple interaction

1:03:30

in the game. Did

1:03:33

you send him that new stuff? I could probably your fools.

1:03:36

Let me know if you respond. I don't know. I

1:03:42

don't know why he's making me wait till Friday. I wanted to

1:03:44

join before the boss. Tell him I

1:03:46

was hoping to join before the boss fight begins so

1:03:48

I can have time to leave my current guild. Just

1:03:56

send him a clip from the show. Noting

1:04:00

I don't want people to now. You want

1:04:02

to be there. You want to earn your

1:04:04

honest. I don't want any. I don't want

1:04:06

any weird attention like that. My game. This.

1:04:09

Is where I'm. Is where I don't

1:04:11

on people message me. Also,

1:04:13

he said both of our clans are on

1:04:15

a get difficulty at the moment. Do not

1:04:17

worry. Oh yeah that's find

1:04:20

some that find yourself. Just.

1:04:27

Ask him I just some. I wanted to get him

1:04:29

before the next boss read. Or

1:04:31

is and tell me if I should leave my clan

1:04:33

now because it takes twelve hours before I can be

1:04:36

applied to the next on and. Then some, he knows

1:04:38

how serious I am about this. Like

1:04:40

on silent like this guy got nothing to worry

1:04:42

about. My

1:04:45

going to join this clan and they're just like to people

1:04:47

in a. You'll

1:04:50

be the leader. Of

1:04:52

Men were when you start a

1:04:55

clan delegate you sound great so

1:04:57

your first member of the feel.

1:04:59

a very high standard here. The

1:05:01

Skills: I'll tell you my name

1:05:03

because I don't think it matters

1:05:05

because there's like codes that I

1:05:07

gave my name in the game

1:05:10

is effort epic gamer moment. Wow

1:05:12

are you. Go

1:05:14

on. A big

1:05:16

gamer moments ago a to him

1:05:18

with the memories that. Somebody

1:05:22

said school hours? Yeah,

1:05:25

maybe. Although. I

1:05:28

feel like if I'm embarrassed summits

1:05:30

I feel that you need a

1:05:32

job you need a job actually

1:05:34

front of the to to of

1:05:37

hard in this field he to

1:05:39

assess you can't you can't even

1:05:41

islands so so these they have

1:05:43

obviously you buy stuff from the

1:05:46

day you can. You. Can

1:05:48

earn everything for free. Do you purchase things

1:05:50

him again? I yes I do. Like.

1:05:52

What kind of things you buy? like?

1:05:54

So there's certain things. There's.

1:05:57

chess obviously across that com

1:06:00

with different rarities of stuff. Luke

1:06:02

Boxes. So you got to buy,

1:06:04

you got to buy lots of chests. There's collectibles,

1:06:07

which improve your staff. So you got to be

1:06:09

accused for those chests. They have

1:06:11

fun events every week with

1:06:13

the really great rewards

1:06:15

that you can buy

1:06:17

more of the entries into those with diamonds,

1:06:19

which they should send me an unlimited amount

1:06:22

for this. And

1:06:27

basically just items to make you to make

1:06:29

you fucking cool, dude. Now to get in this

1:06:32

clan, do you have to spend a certain

1:06:34

amount of money? No, it's not about that.

1:06:36

It's just about your stats. Got it. And it's

1:06:38

possible to get really, really stacked without

1:06:41

paying anything. If you've been on the game for

1:06:43

a long time, but it's very fun. It

1:06:46

really is. Can I ask you? Go

1:06:48

ahead. Don't ask me. How

1:06:51

much money? I don't know. That's really

1:06:54

and I prefer to keep it that way. That's

1:06:57

the truth. I don't know. And

1:07:01

I don't want to know the sidebar when it's like, would you

1:07:03

like to buy coins or whatever? I don't want to, I don't

1:07:05

want to talk about it. I get it. I

1:07:09

don't spend money. Listen, guys, I don't spend

1:07:11

money on anything and this is

1:07:14

my hobby. And by the way, I'll tell you

1:07:16

this, by the way, I'll say this. It is

1:07:18

fucking disturbing how much money they cost. They charge

1:07:20

for some things. Like it is so fucked up.

1:07:22

I think they'll charge like $100. So

1:07:25

fucked up that you fork it over. I didn't say like $100.

1:07:28

I didn't say I paid a hundred dollars for what? Just

1:07:31

for like a gear pack.

1:07:34

Really? A hundred dollars. Yes. For

1:07:37

like one item on their shop. Yeah. Are

1:07:39

you getting scammed? You've spent thousands of dollars.

1:07:41

I think so. It's

1:07:43

just, it's disgusting. I hate it. I'm

1:07:46

going to download this game right now and go open up the

1:07:48

shop. I got to, I got to, I'm going to. You

1:07:51

got it. I'm not telling you what I bought,

1:07:53

but I'm just, I'm curious what they got. And

1:07:55

there's a whole spectrum of prices. You can buy

1:07:57

something for nine, nine cents and

1:07:59

you can buy. them for $100 I

1:08:06

genuinely have no idea how much

1:08:08

I spent sounds like all the

1:08:10

free-to-play players of this game have

1:08:12

have to thank you for keeping

1:08:14

money we all

1:08:24

get we all get involved in little hobbies

1:08:27

like what you oh you go like you

1:08:30

go to Topgolf like a

1:08:32

few times a month whoa I

1:08:35

don't do that I just buy fucking treasure

1:08:38

chest Jim I

1:08:41

buy gems and treasure chest please

1:08:43

if there's a developer that sees this you owe

1:08:45

me reach out I'll give you my ID you

1:08:48

guys owe me seriously you don't

1:08:51

want a sponsorship you just want them to help you

1:08:53

I'll do well I mean if they want to sponsor

1:08:55

me I'll fucking bet I'll make dude I will activate

1:08:58

this game like they've never known yeah yeah yeah but

1:09:01

don't don't go sign up until they pay

1:09:03

me in the meantime I'll take diamonds

1:09:06

yeah that'd

1:09:10

be so sick to get all diamonds oh my

1:09:12

god when

1:09:14

I took the fun out of the game though no

1:09:17

in the grind for anymore no no

1:09:19

just good that the fun part for me

1:09:21

is like getting as powerful as you can

1:09:23

and then competing oh

1:09:26

there's like a PvP mode no

1:09:29

look you don't fight each other but you

1:09:31

fight bosses to see which clan which clan

1:09:33

does the most damage to it ah

1:09:36

that's pretty cool it's cool

1:09:38

very cool there

1:09:43

it is how much money you spent on fortnight me

1:09:46

guys actually love how much you spent on

1:09:48

fortnight I bought my first skin ever like

1:09:51

a week ago out of touch how

1:09:53

much was it after several years of playing it was

1:09:55

like ten dollars or something we shamed him with a

1:09:57

ten bucks I was I gave me me I'm

1:10:00

like I don't want to roll with you if

1:10:02

you don't have a skin it is strange. Sorry.

1:10:04

Yeah, so now I'm talking about love on Fortnight

1:10:07

on Fortnight not too much maybe like For

1:10:11

a whole time this is way back. So that's

1:10:13

a lot. Oh, we all know this isn't me

1:10:15

being out of touch Yeah, you know we play

1:10:17

our games and we're the work

1:10:19

of is another That's probably

1:10:21

thousands of dollars. How do you spend money?

1:10:23

I thought subscription expansions

1:10:27

Fucking mounts gold you buy gold. Yeah, isn't

1:10:29

that a leak? So you're actually buying gold

1:10:31

from other players No, they made it was

1:10:34

legal now you can buy from It's

1:10:37

bad, but all you buy with real

1:10:39

money. Yeah. Oh, that's so lame. I buy it

1:10:41

I Buy

1:10:44

the gold because Wow is different.

1:10:46

It's like a MMORPG where everybody had to

1:10:48

earn their their way in the world I'm

1:10:50

no but there's loot boxes in the game

1:10:53

that sucks Yeah, black auction house when I

1:10:55

played there was it was you know, it

1:10:57

was just you and what you earned and

1:10:59

wow No, it's thrilling bro. It's

1:11:01

thrilling. I got I actually got a swift Sulyan

1:11:03

tiger from a loot box It's the best moment.

1:11:05

Yeah, how much is it worth? Can

1:11:08

you nine? It's nine million nine hundred and

1:11:10

ninety nine thousand I got for I got

1:11:12

for two hundred thousand gold box And

1:11:15

it's worth nine. I nine. I'm yeah max gold.

1:11:17

Holy shit. Oh, no. See now you really stepped

1:11:19

in it. Check this out Got

1:11:22

a super chat here. Why is it so valuable

1:11:24

love? It's cuz it comes up

1:11:26

on the on the auction

1:11:28

Black auction house maybe once a month on

1:11:31

one server super rare and it instantly goes

1:11:33

gold cup someone bids But gold cap instantly.

1:11:35

So I got a super rare. Yeah, does

1:11:37

it look cool? It's the cozy Google

1:11:40

it what's it called? Swift Sulyan

1:11:42

tiger Swift's With

1:11:45

a Z, right? Yeah, quite farther, but

1:11:47

I know that's like peak Horrible,

1:11:50

wait, you girls super fucking luck. Yeah.

1:11:52

Yeah. Yeah. I got it into office.

1:11:54

Yeah, I remember he was like freaking

1:11:57

out Yeah, that's crazy. That's that's I

1:11:59

stopped spending gold after I got that

1:12:01

that was my goal it doesn't I mean

1:12:03

so does he fly no no no it's

1:12:06

a classical model but I know this is

1:12:08

like this is the worst kind of

1:12:10

world of Warcraft player I've turned into like

1:12:13

lately and I'm ashamed of myself

1:12:15

I got a job bro I'm wailing yeah I

1:12:17

got a job and I started wailing you know

1:12:19

what I mean and I don't have time to play

1:12:21

the game anymore either I'm like I don't

1:12:23

I don't worry it anymore I

1:12:25

don't do nothing fun yeah come

1:12:29

everywhere in my room reach out

1:12:31

fuckers survivor I am waiting did

1:12:33

he respond lately oh

1:12:36

she's gone hopefully she's going to meet it do

1:12:38

an interview she quit yeah see I require a

1:12:41

meeting all right well like Dan said this might

1:12:43

be a good segue into the prices right segment

1:12:45

wait you do you need to hear the super

1:12:47

chat hold on go ahead of my chart right

1:12:49

here it was

1:12:52

somebody who plays the game we had something

1:12:54

something to share with you sure

1:12:57

is it where is it where is it here we go

1:13:00

from Jose what

1:13:03

was the name was a Cardona

1:13:05

hey Ethan I'm a 300k plus attack player

1:13:09

that's a saying is that that's very high

1:13:11

he's yes okay all of us high

1:13:13

level players in the top

1:13:15

clans are currently on a spending

1:13:17

strike again alright I read about

1:13:19

the spending to make sure there's

1:13:21

more free-to-play options for play wait

1:13:24

can I join his guild because if he's got 32

1:13:26

that's like top

1:13:28

up Jose can Ethan join your guild Jose

1:13:30

here I'll tell you about my my I'll

1:13:32

tell you my attack power currently is that

1:13:35

two two hundred twenty thousand they're

1:13:38

at 300 that's insane that guy

1:13:40

spent a lot of fucking money

1:13:43

does it show did your profile

1:13:45

show if you're like all natty or if

1:13:47

you like boss stuff no no okay Wow

1:13:53

Jose you got a spot for me what's going on I'll

1:13:57

go on a spending strike with you guys just let me

1:13:59

in Let me in. You know

1:14:03

Working 50 hours a weekend grinding 40 games

1:14:05

of FIFA is the perfect balance I

1:14:08

see lots of people saying they got they got in

1:14:10

deep on a video game Somebody

1:14:12

said legal legend Today

1:14:14

I feel a lot of clash of clans in chat.

1:14:16

Oh, yeah, I played that game. That game is fun

1:14:19

I play it like 10 plus

1:14:21

years ago I

1:14:23

don't know what it's like now. I think I only spent five

1:14:25

dollars on it and I thought that was a pretty

1:14:27

good purchase You ever

1:14:29

open to a portrait Sam

1:14:33

is chiming in she says I have 20,000

1:14:35

V bucks in fortnight Is

1:14:37

that a lot how much sounds like a lot a lot

1:14:39

it? I don't know because I'm your

1:14:42

back Oh

1:15:02

Welcome back. Thank you When

1:15:05

did you do you just walk in now? No,

1:15:08

I've been here all day You weren't

1:15:11

sitting there though when I walked in were you I've

1:15:13

been around I haven't seen you right? No,

1:15:16

okay. Okay. Good. Nope. Just want

1:15:19

to make sure I didn't have a who Sam's forgotten who

1:15:21

I am So this

1:15:23

according to what some calculations a be sent yet.

1:15:25

That's a hundred and sixty dollars worth of V

1:15:27

bucks So, I mean

1:15:29

that's more than I would want to spend on a

1:15:31

video game Yeah, I

1:15:33

agree. That's part It's just so lame when you

1:15:35

get into these free-to-play games and a lot of

1:15:38

them are really good You know,

1:15:40

it's like just sell me the fucking game for

1:15:42

60 bucks Whatever the

1:15:44

going prices and let me play it man Well,

1:15:47

I think my issue is I turned on the

1:15:49

crew pack like I pay $11.99 a month and

1:15:51

I just forgot about it for a long

1:15:53

Time. Oh, so you just been accumulating

1:15:55

points Every time I get on I

1:15:58

have like 45 things I've Good

1:16:00

for you. Are

1:16:03

you good Sam? Huh? Are you

1:16:05

good? I

1:16:07

mean I might. Love

1:16:10

you played with Sam? Yeah she's good.

1:16:12

Good for you gamer girl. Thank

1:16:15

you King. I've

1:16:18

had a rogue of a woman. Did you answer?

1:16:20

I didn't but I'm watching the chat very quickly. Okay just

1:16:22

let me know if you. But I might

1:16:24

have another opportunity with this guy Jose. Did he

1:16:28

answer yet? Can you reach out on

1:16:30

discord? I haven't heard

1:16:32

from Jose yet. If you're out there please reach out

1:16:34

to me on the. You can use that as leverage

1:16:36

for this one you're trying to get into. I know

1:16:39

right. I got another offer. But it sounds like Jose's

1:16:41

Guild might even be higher

1:16:43

level. I'm

1:16:48

Jose reach out on discord please to one of

1:16:50

the mods please.

1:16:55

People said I spent two thousand on League skins over

1:16:58

eight years. Yeah

1:17:00

that's what the gaming world has come

1:17:02

to. It just kind of sucks. Who

1:17:05

wants me to take their money? I'm

1:17:07

trying to think. I'm

1:17:10

pretty resistant to the microtransaction

1:17:12

stuff and most of the

1:17:14

games that even have that I don't end up spending a lot of

1:17:16

money. Like I said I just bought after years

1:17:18

I bought my first Fortnite skin like a week ago. I

1:17:21

have I have I guess I owe them a

1:17:23

little bit of money. True.

1:17:27

I have been impervious previously to these types

1:17:29

of things. I think it's a combination of

1:17:32

me finding a game I really liked and

1:17:34

two. I'm

1:17:38

like well I guess I'm

1:17:40

not broke so I can spend ten bucks.

1:17:42

It used to be like a real like

1:17:44

considering I need that ten bucks. Back

1:17:47

back back when I was getting more involved. So

1:17:50

I'm treating myself. It's a treat

1:17:52

yourself you know. I got

1:17:54

a job. I'm a working man. And I'm not

1:17:56

at a touch. Is

1:18:00

Ethan had a touch the game show I

1:18:03

will be guessing the grocery prices And

1:18:07

if they're within 20% of

1:18:09

the actual price, which is in my opinion

1:18:11

unfair it's not that you know, but those

1:18:14

are the rules and We'll

1:18:18

see how we do So

1:18:20

we have a bunch of different items prepared

1:18:23

and that will be

1:18:25

guessing the price now my prediction is I am

1:18:27

totally I'm

1:18:31

one of you guys. I'm not you I mean, I know what

1:18:34

I know the price of stuff and then huh and

1:18:37

then Like as

1:18:40

much as you guys would do, you know

1:18:42

how much a bottle of Medimuse cold cost Well,

1:18:45

I don't usually purchase that so I guess yeah, I wouldn't

1:18:47

know that off the top of my head Okay, I will

1:18:49

say ahead of time that some of these As

1:18:52

always putting them together especially the

1:18:54

later categories which are non

1:18:57

grocery items The

1:18:59

averages sometimes were surprising me.

1:19:02

So we'll give you a little bit of leeway there

1:19:05

What was surprising? Sorry. Well, some

1:19:07

of the later categories are not

1:19:10

gross grocery items they're like things

1:19:12

like the average bill for power

1:19:14

and stuff like that and The

1:19:17

averages that I was coming up with in my research.

1:19:19

Some of them surprised me. I probably would have got

1:19:21

that wrong Huh you guys

1:19:23

are gonna ask me about utility prices.

1:19:25

Mm-hmm Wow, that one's gonna be hard.

1:19:28

Okay. So first up we have Kettle

1:19:32

corn brand chips. This is a premium product.

1:19:34

I know that these are nice

1:19:37

chips. These aren't like Doritos, right? Lays

1:19:41

oh Let

1:19:44

me get a your scoreboard on the screen here. Hold

1:19:46

on. Let me taste it and see If

1:19:50

it checks out the outer touch meter

1:19:52

you be awarded zoomer and boomer points

1:19:54

today. Oh, these are the vinegar

1:19:56

ones the Best

1:19:58

goats, The bustin' I'll start

1:20:01

it. oh you be lady stop

1:20:03

It does say that there is

1:20:05

so bonuses and earth I am.

1:20:07

I think these are like five

1:20:09

bucks probably. Missing. Five

1:20:11

Dollars. Well okay, so begin

1:20:13

to reiterate the rules. We

1:20:15

have the normal price. And.

1:20:17

Then we're giving you a twenty percent

1:20:20

in either direction. Leeway? Yeah know. You

1:20:23

said Five dollars I bucks Kettle tips

1:20:25

cause or dollars and thirty cents That

1:20:27

is within the twenty both Only way

1:20:29

someone already have one of us. The

1:20:31

one above the law buff said I

1:20:33

prefer says other on earth so that's

1:20:35

a zero point. You've been a what

1:20:37

is your first Zuma for ninety days.

1:20:41

Welcome to the club! Zoom zoom zoom zoom

1:20:44

Very! Next up our and make you can

1:20:46

take it on our camera to over there

1:20:48

have you have that set up. On

1:20:50

it up. The.

1:20:52

Lower. Beautiful. These

1:20:55

your know it's not delivery so

1:20:57

your and using up. Frozen

1:20:59

pizza and I love pizza of. The.

1:21:02

Prices vary. Quite

1:21:05

a bit and he'll he'll actors get

1:21:07

on the good ones in the bad

1:21:09

ones are that's nice of bearing for

1:21:11

this is the your know classic crust

1:21:13

nodded your nose one of the ah

1:21:16

the more respected brian or heats up.

1:21:20

So. I still like those can

1:21:22

run upwards like and boss from for

1:21:24

find a good time. I.

1:21:28

Must say that one costs. And

1:21:35

some the sit on would cost nine dollars. Nine

1:21:38

Dollars. That your final answer? Nine Dollars.

1:21:40

Yeah, well. the actual cost of that

1:21:43

peter was Six dollars. And see how

1:21:45

that so you overshot it. The twenty

1:21:47

percent leeway was the high end. With

1:21:49

Seven Eighty. Know I was. You're outside

1:21:51

of that. I am, so I'm afraid.

1:21:54

That is your first boomer point I will say. that

1:21:57

isn't the most basic these or know

1:21:59

you be used to the more premium

1:22:02

version of the frozen pizza. But

1:22:05

unfortunately that is your first boomer point. Alright

1:22:08

I mean I wasn't like embarrassingly off. Yeah

1:22:10

you weren't. I definitely missed the point.

1:22:13

Totally off. Go ahead. Next step. It's

1:22:16

Chef Boyardee. Ooh

1:22:18

a can of Chef Boyardee. Ravioli. No

1:22:20

I used to enjoy

1:22:22

these as a kid. I have not bought a

1:22:24

can of that shit and ever

1:22:27

probably. Can

1:22:29

I see it? Can

1:22:32

you bring it here? This

1:22:36

is good shit. Only 320 calories. This

1:22:38

is a filling meal. I

1:22:41

fuck with Chef Boyardee's. It's

1:22:48

got meat in it. Sauce, pasta.

1:22:50

That's a whole meal. I

1:22:57

don't know about this one. Three

1:23:01

bucks? Three dollars? Yeah.

1:23:04

Your final answer. Yeah.

1:23:07

The actual price of can of Chef Boyardee is

1:23:10

one dollar and sixty cents. Oh my

1:23:12

god. Even on the high

1:23:14

end of our leeway was a dollar ninety two

1:23:16

just shy of two bucks so you're off by

1:23:18

a full dollar. That is cheaper than

1:23:20

I would have expected. That is very

1:23:24

cheap for the amount of food that you get in

1:23:26

there. Alright one banana,

1:23:28

I know about bananas. Bananas

1:23:30

are like mysteriously cheap. Bananas

1:23:34

make me question the free market. What is

1:23:36

happening? What are they like thirty nine

1:23:38

cents per? Is that your guess? Yeah.

1:23:42

Thirty nine cents. Yeah. Very

1:23:44

good. Thirty five cents with that banana.

1:23:46

Very nice. That banana pulls over. Well done. Well

1:23:49

done. Thank you. Thank

1:23:53

you girlie. I'm

1:23:56

always struck by how cheap they are. Real

1:24:00

mystery why they're so cheap. Because

1:24:02

they're slaves to make them? Maybe not. Slave...

1:24:07

maybe is... Blightly too harsh. Well,

1:24:11

God bless them. You keep the banana

1:24:13

cheap. So this

1:24:17

is a carton of eggs. It's a 12

1:24:19

pack. Are those organic? Are

1:24:21

those free range? What is it? So,

1:24:24

cage free. Oh,

1:24:26

it's a little bit nice. You're

1:24:28

gonna have to break some... So

1:24:30

cage free... Wow, look

1:24:32

at that packaging too. Cage free is

1:24:35

not the premium. It's

1:24:37

kind of... That bullshit marketing group. You

1:24:40

need free range. That's what the one... What

1:24:42

the chickens are actually get to go out and...

1:24:44

Gotcha. Um...

1:24:48

Cage doesn't really mean much.

1:24:50

But, uh... So it's

1:24:52

a pretty basic... let me see the brand.

1:24:54

Those eggshells. Oh,

1:24:56

it's Target brand. Okay. I

1:25:00

know the egg has been fluctuating a lot

1:25:02

lately. Yeah, they actually have. So... Comprehend

1:25:06

to moving Target. I

1:25:10

feel like sometimes they're like... 3 bucks and then lately

1:25:12

they've been like... 6 bucks. I'm

1:25:17

gonna say 5. I'm gonna say 4. I'm

1:25:20

gonna say 4. 4

1:25:22

dollars, final answer? Well,

1:25:25

you may have been right last year when

1:25:27

that big price surge happened. Oh no. It

1:25:30

has come down. That doesn't cost 2 dollars and 70

1:25:32

cents. The high end was 324.

1:25:35

So when you said 3, you were right in the pocket. But...

1:25:40

But that was tricky, I admit, because

1:25:43

of the price fluctuations. I don't know

1:25:45

about the price fluctuations. But that said...

1:25:48

That's a boomer point. 2

1:25:50

to 3. I think I'm proving my down

1:25:52

to earth now, sir, though. That's a nice apple. What's

1:25:55

that? Wonder bread. I like

1:25:57

Wonder Bread. I don't buy Wonder Bread. Because

1:26:00

I try to get something like more whole grain

1:26:02

stuff. I admit that it's tasty and

1:26:05

I know it's super cheap. I think Wonder Bread loaf

1:26:07

probably cost like $2. Yeah.

1:26:11

Final answer. Yes. Well,

1:26:16

that loaf of Wonder

1:26:18

Bread was $2.80, which

1:26:21

unfortunately puts you just outside of

1:26:23

the range. The 20% range. I

1:26:26

didn't give a bloomer response. I was right on. You

1:26:29

did undershoot it a little bit. That

1:26:32

was a good one. I'm

1:26:34

sorry. I mean, the

1:26:36

low end was $2.24. You said $2. Man,

1:26:41

what do you all think? Gudger? It's

1:26:45

a dollar. 80 cents. You were less than a dollar off.

1:26:47

I say let him live. You're

1:26:50

saying let him live. Yeah. I want to let him live. Give

1:26:52

him the zoom zoom. You're saying give him the zoom zoom? 80

1:26:54

cents, Dan. 80 cents. I need

1:26:56

one more. I mean, I need one more. I yeah.

1:26:59

Is that a boomer guess or was it a zoomer guess? You

1:27:01

tell me. You know the

1:27:03

answer. I'm gonna award you the point. I'm gonna wear you

1:27:05

the point. Whoa, what the

1:27:07

fuck? Pretty damn cool. You guys are hitting me with some twill.

1:27:12

Yeah. These look to

1:27:14

be tampons. Play text. This

1:27:16

is the sport edition. It's for

1:27:19

the active ladies. The

1:27:21

King Charles brand actually. So

1:27:23

is this a premium brand? I don't know. Can

1:27:26

I examine the box? I've never bought

1:27:28

the pair. I mean, obviously it's been in the

1:27:30

shopping cart, but I don't really pay attention to

1:27:32

the price. Yeah, I'm with you

1:27:34

on this one. I have no clue how much

1:27:36

these are. Protection

1:27:38

for bodies in motion. So

1:27:41

okay, there's 24 regular and 24 super

1:27:43

so you have options. I'm

1:27:46

assuming the super cost more right because it's just

1:27:48

more material. Now,

1:27:51

I think from what I've what

1:27:53

I understand is that tampons

1:27:56

are way

1:27:58

too expensive. And when

1:28:00

I found that out it

1:28:02

struck me as so unfair that

1:28:05

women just by the by

1:28:07

the The

1:28:11

gender of their birth or their sex of their birth

1:28:14

Is forced to pay like

1:28:17

a monster ass? Price

1:28:20

every month. Oh, yeah. Yeah think tax. Thank

1:28:22

you ally and it's tax Why

1:28:25

is it tax fucking dumb shit never fuck

1:28:27

taxes tampons that is insane Like

1:28:30

steak is in tax but tampon is that

1:28:32

makes no sense. Sorry ladies.

1:28:35

That's that should have been changed decades ago But

1:28:38

that's a lot. That's 48. That's

1:28:41

that's a good amount,

1:28:43

right? Yeah. Oh Shit

1:28:48

this one confused about I Know

1:28:51

it's probably at least 10. I think

1:28:54

it might even be more I Must

1:28:57

say this one is $15 $14

1:29:00

$14. I'm get myself a little cushion $14

1:29:07

your final answer. Yes 14 is my final Fortunately

1:29:12

it was $11 you were much closer

1:29:14

in your initial guess the

1:29:17

high end of the 20% range gives you up

1:29:19

to 1320 you said

1:29:21

14. So I'm afraid I told Monologues

1:29:25

that accompanied it. I say let's give him two more

1:29:27

points that you couldn't do this Dan

1:29:29

You couldn't sit here and do this

1:29:32

20% nonsense. Hmm. It's like the difference

1:29:34

is so small Okay,

1:29:37

would you like me to award you a zoomer point?

1:29:39

Yeah, I Don't

1:29:42

want people I don't want this going out here that I'm

1:29:44

out of touch when I'm when that's just not true Okay,

1:29:46

I'm just gonna tweet this out with the forward board. I

1:29:48

say look out at a touch Ethan But

1:29:51

I'm a man of the people I know

1:29:53

how much tampons cost Dan cube a

1:29:55

shout out to nothing says they touch

1:29:57

like Breaking the rules of your own

1:29:59

game And instructing your employees to

1:30:02

award you points. Oh, please you're better You're

1:30:05

better than I'm crushing it. Oh That's

1:30:09

good job, okay, we've got Press

1:30:15

3d white radiant mint These

1:30:19

these boxes are so mmm, Nancy you guys

1:30:21

know how? When

1:30:23

you walk by the toothpaste aisle They

1:30:27

really stepped up their packaging in the

1:30:29

past years. It's like shiny a crystal

1:30:31

II Looks

1:30:33

like a collectible card or something like I want

1:30:35

to save that But

1:30:40

3d white that sounds like it's got some premium add-ons

1:30:45

For that type of thing. I'm gonna say it's about Let's

1:30:48

say that one's about 3.50

1:30:52

$3.50 final answer. Yes That

1:30:59

is $5.20. Yeah, I thought that was pretty

1:31:01

expensive But

1:31:04

I was like, I don't I don't know that

1:31:06

it's not nice a nice tuba paste Yeah,

1:31:08

that's comfortably in the boomer zone. That's a

1:31:11

nice tube right there, man. That's a nice

1:31:13

tool. That's a real nice food Five

1:31:16

bucks, huh? I mean, I guess it does last a

1:31:18

long team The case

1:31:23

What we have here is a Meta

1:31:26

mucile the grape product I

1:31:28

use it We

1:31:30

know you're a big fan daily like you should

1:31:32

be able to nail this one. Yes. So here's

1:31:34

what I'll say about meta mucile There's two sizes.

1:31:36

This is the regular size not the super size

1:31:42

Meta mucile is more

1:31:44

expensive than you would think it is I

1:31:47

That's one thing I can tell you for sure I Was

1:31:50

surprised to see how much that cost

1:31:52

so if I got a guess the

1:31:54

meta mucile price I'm gonna land it

1:31:56

around twelve dollars 12

1:31:59

dollars Yeah, you

1:32:04

massively underestimated it that thing was $20

1:32:09

What the fuck we gave a 20% wiggle room of $16 to $24 which you

1:32:11

are We

1:32:20

have receipts no, I believe you I just feel like on

1:32:23

Amazon it's cheaper let me see I Learned

1:32:25

are cheaper on Amazon. I learned what men

1:32:27

useful is because it was your whatsapp photo

1:32:29

when I started And

1:32:32

did did you guys get interested in it? I was

1:32:34

just like what is this that it is What's

1:32:37

that photo, but no I never tried it. Holy

1:32:39

shit. Yeah, well here so Here's

1:32:42

one. That's for $15 But

1:32:48

some of them here are definitely $30

1:32:51

is a bigger one Wow

1:32:57

That a musicals killing it All

1:33:00

right Chaotic Storms, okay, girl is

1:33:02

absolutely love this show to the start listening

1:33:04

beginning of 2023 if you

1:33:06

ever need a full-time pet professional For the crew I

1:33:08

even have the podcast I'm certified dog

1:33:10

trainer dog walker and pet sitter looking for

1:33:12

a reason to move to LA That's

1:33:16

a great offer. I don't know

1:33:18

about what I don't know about relocating you to

1:33:20

watch my dogs That seems

1:33:22

a little heavy-handed as much as I

1:33:24

think you might be really good at that and it's probably a

1:33:26

good idea That

1:33:29

now that's at a time so full time a

1:33:32

full-time salaried person to relocate to

1:33:35

LA to just Take

1:33:37

care of my dogs. Yeah Are

1:33:40

you trying to expose me chaotic storm? What's going on here?

1:33:43

Thank you to the nation. That was very generous What's

1:33:47

next? next

1:33:49

up we have a

1:33:52

jar of Tums Mmm

1:33:55

Another thing that I imagine is near and

1:33:58

dear frequently by these yeah But

1:34:00

I don't look at the price when I buy these for

1:34:02

some reason. I

1:34:04

know it's probably not

1:34:06

super duper cheap, but it's not

1:34:08

super expensive either. I

1:34:10

think I'm gonna go $4 on that. I'm

1:34:17

gonna say $5. $5

1:34:19

final answer. Final answer. I'm

1:34:22

afraid that that jar of Tums was $13.

1:34:26

Whoa! Yes, sir. What?

1:34:31

That's art. Did you guys know Tums are that expensive?

1:34:33

I used to have been looking at the price. I'm

1:34:37

not surprised. Anything like health related

1:34:39

out here is so expensive. I

1:34:41

jacked that shit up. Whoa! So

1:34:45

I think I'm at the price. You big underestimated both the

1:34:47

Metamucil and Tums. It's $14! Are both

1:34:49

products you frequently use. I don't know

1:34:51

why when I buy these kinds of things, I don't look at

1:34:53

the price. Yeah, I'm seeing

1:34:56

the chat underestimating that. I'm seeing a lot

1:34:58

of $8 guesses, $11 guesses. Well,

1:35:02

even $8 was higher than I thought it would be. I'm

1:35:04

looking on Amazon just to do a fact check here. This

1:35:09

one has... We

1:35:11

got all this at Target. It's possible that

1:35:14

Target just charges a shitload for Tums, but...

1:35:16

I think Target fucks you like they

1:35:18

really jack up the price on certain items.

1:35:21

Like here's a full bottle the same size as $10.

1:35:24

Although, to be fair, that's still way higher than I guess,

1:35:26

too. Right, yeah.

1:35:29

Yeah, and Amazon... I mean Amazon is usually pretty cheap,

1:35:31

so... It's like it's still in

1:35:34

the ballpark. Alright, well, if you

1:35:36

follow a little behind here, you have $4,000

1:35:38

for your full Duma point. Alright.

1:35:41

Oh, okay, milk. Another

1:35:43

grocery item that has been fluctuating

1:35:45

a lot. One

1:35:49

of the markers of inflation is the price of

1:35:51

milk and the price of eggs. And

1:35:54

those went up quite a bit. Although the inflation has

1:35:56

slowed down, it still went up a lot from where

1:35:59

it used to be. Eggs

1:36:03

however dropped because those were artificially

1:36:06

inflated because there was some kind of chicken disease.

1:36:09

Those eggs that was limiting

1:36:11

the production of eggs and I think that

1:36:13

got resolved. Milk.

1:36:18

I know it's so important for it to be affordable

1:36:20

because it's such an important grocery.

1:36:24

Can't be more than five bucks. Can't

1:36:27

be more than five dollars. I'm

1:36:32

gonna say four dollars for the milk. Four

1:36:34

dollars. Final answer. Final answer. The

1:36:38

real price is three dollars and

1:36:40

twenty cents. Wow. Which the

1:36:42

high end is just shy of four dollars. I feel like I can

1:36:45

give it to you. It's 384. Three

1:36:49

dollars and twenty cents man. We're in the ballpark man. Oh.

1:36:52

So you bring it back a little five to six on the

1:36:54

brewer to Z Not bad. Yeah

1:36:57

not bad. Training

1:36:59

pads for the doggies. I mean I have a

1:37:01

puppy and I bought a pack of

1:37:03

these recently. 50 of

1:37:06

them. I have a feeling that's going to cost a pretty penny. Larges

1:37:10

too. Oh

1:37:12

man. I feel in like over

1:37:16

20 for this. I'm

1:37:21

gonna say twenty dollars. Final

1:37:25

answer. The

1:37:27

pee pads were 15.50. Which

1:37:31

with the 20 percent leeway got us up

1:37:33

to 1860. I feel like that's still a

1:37:35

little too far away. Yeah. I feel right.

1:37:37

It's a dollar forty. I'm sorry.

1:37:40

Alright we have one

1:37:42

more grocery

1:37:44

product or something that you could get at

1:37:47

the grocery store. This one's tough for me

1:37:49

because Evo buys

1:37:51

this shit and I don't know. I don't. You know

1:37:53

what I mean. My head's not in the game as

1:37:55

far as laundry items though. Gotcha. But

1:37:57

once again I believe this is an expensive product.

1:38:03

Is that detergent or dish

1:38:05

soap or what dishwasher so Huh?

1:38:09

That's a close thing to church.

1:38:11

Oh type. Well did okay. Okay

1:38:13

dishwasher soap looks the same this

1:38:15

time make dishwasher, so Man,

1:38:18

I don't think I make but

1:38:20

I mean maybe I'm sure so They

1:38:27

Do yeah, they make tide

1:38:29

pods. Of course they do. They're the type Yeah,

1:38:36

you're right well you said right up front you

1:38:38

don't you don't fuck hold on hold on okay?

1:38:40

I'm confused because I'm sorry. I'm confused there are

1:38:43

pods just like type pods that you put in

1:38:45

the casket Yeah, yeah, sure. What turned a dishwasher.

1:38:47

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's confusing those

1:38:49

for a minute. I Am

1:38:52

hungry though speaking of type pods All right,

1:38:54

oh Yeah,

1:38:58

I think it's gonna be like This

1:39:00

is one of these items. It's so annoying because you

1:39:03

need it, but it's so expensive and you're like God

1:39:05

this stupid Yep

1:39:13

15 could be that much. I think

1:39:16

it is. Let's say I must

1:39:19

say I Must

1:39:22

say $15 final $15 final answer price

1:39:24

of that tide was $13 15 is within the Man

1:39:35

of the people no response What

1:39:40

do you say he said he

1:39:43

wants two more screenshots Yeah,

1:39:46

you want you wanted a top-level plan. This

1:39:48

is ridiculous. Okay. What does he want your

1:39:50

take? Okay,

1:39:53

you want to see if you have red

1:39:55

Molotov bro. This guy's gonna laugh. I have

1:39:57

all red tech. Oh, he's gonna love that Yeah,

1:40:00

he's gonna love that and then also he wants a

1:40:02

screenshot of pets pets My

1:40:05

pets are fucking we have also made

1:40:07

contact with the other so the other

1:40:10

clan later that offered a position Oh

1:40:12

really? Yeah, they they left their discord

1:40:14

tag. So we're reaching out. I

1:40:16

did so so is there a spot for me? Well,

1:40:19

my point mean is that they would let you

1:40:21

in it sounded like it would be a waiver

1:40:23

situation a Waiver

1:40:25

there you don't meet the requirements,

1:40:28

but no shot. That's true

1:40:31

What else are you calculating was? 220,000

1:40:35

yeah, they're 300 k plus dude. There's not a

1:40:38

lot of players with 300,000 exactly.

1:40:40

They're very exclusive So you're very lucky that he happens

1:40:42

to be a fan of this. I mean, I'd love

1:40:44

to be in a clan where I'm Not the biggest

1:40:46

sucker. I Was

1:40:49

bullied because I had right he's

1:40:52

gonna love that Lena. Yeah, I bet And

1:40:55

he said you can't do the expedition

1:40:57

this week. The clan transfers only happen

1:40:59

on Monday. What the fuck? You

1:41:03

say with your current plan until next

1:41:05

why are they so official? This

1:41:09

is what you asked for I'm

1:41:12

thinking you're not He

1:41:15

said I'm sorry. I know I asked a lot. I

1:41:17

can see that you need guidance, but I also I

1:41:21

Just say I play the game, but I don't know a

1:41:23

lot about clans. What's so sweet. What is the last message?

1:41:26

He said that he sees you need guidance, but

1:41:28

that he sees big potential you Dude

1:41:34

what the fuck is this is weird. No,

1:41:37

I think it's cool. No, it's weird.

1:41:40

No, it's not that serious Trust me I'm

1:41:44

serious That's

1:41:46

the thing that's weird about it

1:41:48

sounds like a fraternity initiation. Yeah

1:41:50

some shit Well, that's what you

1:41:52

were looking for though, right? Did he say that? Yeah,

1:41:54

I mean kind of you said you wanted a plan That

1:41:56

goes as crazy as you I

1:41:59

don't know that crazy They're freaking me out Did

1:42:03

you did he say that after before the screenshots you

1:42:05

just sent him So

1:42:07

he asked me for those screenshots and since I

1:42:09

didn't send them yet Because I'm gonna get them

1:42:11

from you. That's when he sent it like just

1:42:13

right now. Well, you know send it I'm sending

1:42:16

you right now. I was bullied

1:42:18

because I had threat He's

1:42:20

gonna love that. I Don't

1:42:23

I don't like that. He's talking to me like

1:42:25

he's demeaning me. I see you need guidance is

1:42:27

kind of mean It's not that I

1:42:29

know how to play the game did I

1:42:32

just don't Just

1:42:34

ridiculous compliment you earlier too

1:42:36

and I sent your stats earlier. He said

1:42:38

what he said something about your depth You

1:42:40

have good depth In

1:42:47

event you're not ready to join this Maybe

1:42:50

you need some practice Maybe

1:42:52

you're not good as you thought. Yeah Can

1:42:55

you can you reach Lena

1:42:57

can you put in touch with Jose so she can

1:42:59

bet them Because if they're

1:43:02

better then I'll go with

1:43:04

Jose. I Just

1:43:07

need to know that they're They're

1:43:11

really on that level what if it causes

1:43:13

a beef though cuz Jose just let you

1:43:15

in without meeting the requirements That's

1:43:17

the thing. I know I'm ready They're

1:43:24

not gonna regret it No,

1:43:28

I they're not gonna regret it. I'm the real deal.

1:43:30

I'm telling you I'm not

1:43:34

I'm not looking for any kind of like This

1:43:37

is a meritocracy. Okay. I'm gonna pull my

1:43:39

weight. How long have you been playing this game? I'm

1:43:41

like one of the first people to ever played this shit

1:43:43

played it when it before I have like only

1:43:46

a few thousand reviews how long I Don't

1:43:49

know how long it's been out. But maybe like

1:43:51

I took a hiatus in the middle and came

1:43:54

back Okay. Okay, so we have some

1:43:56

catching up to do like I have tell them I have

1:43:58

a season one bad. This is to me That's pretty

1:44:00

like yeah, I mean that is a flex. Yeah, so

1:44:02

the screenshots you sent me Can you it's a

1:44:05

different he sent me an example of the screenshot

1:44:07

what he's looking for So you

1:44:09

should click my parts and then send me

1:44:11

that screenshot and click pet list And

1:44:15

a screenshot of that my parts, okay,

1:44:17

I see I Yeah,

1:44:19

I have all reds. What do you want, bro? I Was

1:44:25

bullied because I had right chess

1:44:27

a little bro got humbled I Guess

1:44:30

so shit. I thought I was big shot. I was

1:44:33

tough shit Ethan

1:44:35

be like put me in coach. Hmm.

1:44:38

No, we know you're ready Ethan's ready

1:44:43

All right here I'm sending you all of my more

1:44:46

granular detail here Obviously

1:44:50

this guy Has

1:44:52

a lot of needs There

1:44:55

you go, I mean what's left this guy he

1:44:58

sees it all I'm set Ridiculous

1:45:01

next we're gonna need a credit card Monthly

1:45:06

dues for these for

1:45:08

these clients your credit card and social security

1:45:12

That's what feels like coming next like I'm

1:45:14

being scammed some kind of

1:45:16

hustle All Right,

1:45:19

we have a little bit more of this game mr. Danny

1:45:22

gave a donation. Thank you so much. Appreciate that

1:45:24

to level up In the game. I appreciate that

1:45:28

I'll be doing it for you, buddy All

1:45:33

right, so what else we got we're moving on

1:45:35

we're moving on from the groceries to some bigger

1:45:38

ticket items here first

1:45:40

off What Do

1:45:44

you think the average price

1:45:46

for a round-trip coach ticket from

1:45:48

LA to New York would be?

1:45:52

Round-trip so here. Okay.

1:45:54

I've in my experience Found

1:45:57

the price difference on this flight to be so

1:45:59

incredible Like I've seen it where

1:46:01

it's like 500

1:46:05

bucks. I've seen it when it's crazy. It's

1:46:07

a thousand dollars, right? so I'll tell you

1:46:09

that the average that I pulled was

1:46:11

for The

1:46:14

month of July so

1:46:17

if I were buying a ticket Several

1:46:19

not a popular not a popular money or not

1:46:22

like a super popular travel month either Yeah, so

1:46:24

that'll give you kind of me. We're not talking

1:46:26

holiday travel here. Yeah, what did you learn? Well

1:46:29

for the new I true, but I don't know

1:46:31

that's not a travel that doesn't spike to the

1:46:33

same degrees like Thanksgiving Right. All right, so we're

1:46:35

talking about pretty standard fare, right? Also

1:46:39

the price of fuel affects it so much Fuck

1:46:46

it's probably around $500 I guess that's my guess $500

1:46:53

yeah final answer final answer a Round-trip

1:46:57

L.a. To New York coach plane

1:46:59

ticket average on average

1:47:04

350 Wow, okay. Fuck me. Yep. Now

1:47:07

You're not too far off the high end was 380 close

1:47:10

to 400. You said 500 said, you know, you're in

1:47:12

the seasonal thing

1:47:14

because I travel when you know

1:47:16

and what I what I travel when people want

1:47:19

to travel and what I think you Need to

1:47:21

take into account of two is that this is

1:47:23

this is an average this includes Red

1:47:25

eyes and shit, which could be quite cheap

1:47:27

Yeah, and so and yeah if you can

1:47:29

afford not to do red eyes then I

1:47:31

think of 500 would probably have

1:47:33

been a good answer For maybe I should

1:47:35

have specified like non-stop You

1:47:38

know direct flight. Is this not non-stop?

1:47:40

Is this including non with

1:47:42

layovers? Uh, no, I I

1:47:45

guess they were all non-stop. I should

1:47:47

have said like business hours. I don't

1:47:49

know how you would describe that daytime

1:47:51

hours Okay, you decide You

1:47:56

got it. All right next

1:47:58

up although it sounds like potentially Yes,

1:48:00

based on what Dan was saying. What

1:48:02

do you think the average cost

1:48:06

of liability car insurance

1:48:09

in LA is? Ooh. Just liability,

1:48:11

no collision, none of the fancy stuff. The bare minimum.

1:48:13

Minimum, what you need legally. Well, it depends on the

1:48:15

car. Of course, that's why this is an average.

1:48:18

Okay. Oh,

1:48:20

man. I'm

1:48:25

trying to think. When

1:48:29

I first got my car, this

1:48:31

was a long fucking time ago, but

1:48:33

the payment was like $100. And

1:48:38

that was decades ago. In

1:48:42

LA... Was

1:48:45

that collision? It was

1:48:47

the bare minimum. Bare minimum shit. And the

1:48:49

car was dog shit. It was worthless. So,

1:48:58

I'm going to say it's probably

1:49:01

going to cost someone around $350. I

1:49:09

think so. It feels high, but I

1:49:12

think it's expensive. Final

1:49:14

answer. Final answer. That's

1:49:17

very high. Oh my God. The real answer was

1:49:19

$130. That was sick.

1:49:21

Fuck me and that. That is... That one

1:49:23

I fumbled there. That's a fumble. It

1:49:26

turns out here is so expensive. Apparently,

1:49:29

it's cheap as fuck. Dude,

1:49:32

I paid that on a year. Oh,

1:49:35

you pay that in a

1:49:38

year in Sweden? Yeah. 150

1:49:40

bucks in a year? I think it's

1:49:43

like around the range. Is it subsidized by other? Maybe 20, 30 a

1:49:45

month at most for a car. No,

1:49:50

you pay it yourself. So,

1:49:52

what did you say the price was, Dan? Wow.

1:49:55

A lot of people

1:49:58

were getting arrested. I see a

1:50:00

lot of 150 139

1:50:02

people seem to have a good sense of this one 147.

1:50:05

All right, you caught me Do

1:50:10

that. All right. Here's another juicer one

1:50:12

you ready? Mm-hmm the average

1:50:15

cost of An apartment

1:50:17

in Los Angeles, okay This

1:50:20

I knows what kind of apartment just

1:50:23

in general. This is just in general. Would you

1:50:26

like me to narrow it down? Yeah, you

1:50:28

do. Well, like one

1:50:31

bedroom They had all

1:50:33

I the site that I found had

1:50:35

all the statistics because I don't know what they're

1:50:37

in because they're super high-end apartments There's cheaper ones.

1:50:39

I don't know where you want to say like

1:50:41

a one-bedroom apartment Yeah, a normal one-bedroom apartment in

1:50:43

the city or within the valley. Where are we

1:50:45

going? Well,

1:50:48

it's all of Los Angeles so okay just you're gonna

1:50:50

have to take that into account I Feel

1:50:53

like I could guess the one-bedroom Let's

1:50:57

see for one bedroom. Okay.

1:50:59

I got the new statistic

1:51:04

So here's what I'm gonna say I feel

1:51:06

like in some parts You

1:51:09

could get it on the you could

1:51:11

get a one-bedroom apartment in the city

1:51:13

for Fuck

1:51:20

For like 1500 maybe on the cheap

1:51:22

side, but then on the expensive side

1:51:24

you could easily pay For

1:51:33

one bedroom so I'm gonna

1:51:35

I'm gonna end land but then again I'm

1:51:38

gonna land at like 1800 1800 1800

1:51:41

yeah Final

1:51:44

answer final. Okay, the

1:51:46

average cost of an

1:51:49

LA one-bedroom apartment is 2100

1:51:54

oh which puts you within the 20% you actually

1:51:56

got that Come

1:52:00

on, this is living in a one-bedroom apartment

1:52:02

out in Van Nuys. Come on people Who

1:52:06

you killing? Pacoima

1:52:09

not bad. Not bad. Not bad. I was

1:52:12

a little low But

1:52:14

it's so hard to know cuz there's such a big

1:52:16

variance, you know, there is a big variance There's big

1:52:18

variance you were a little low, but yeah, I made

1:52:20

it even with the 20% buffer that would have

1:52:22

been 1680 Wow,

1:52:25

wow, wow Our studio when

1:52:27

we first got it was 2400 our last place 24 Yeah,

1:52:31

that's where it started. It went up to like 2800

1:52:33

by the time we left and that was a one-bedroom

1:52:35

studio Not even one bedroom. What the fuck? Yeah, it

1:52:37

had a high location Yeah location. I

1:52:40

think you're like shopping and stuff 50

1:52:43

hundred deep. Oh, okay. This is the guild Yeah,

1:52:47

he says you have it you have all the

1:52:49

tech you need you need to level your America

1:52:51

though Do this guy wants

1:52:54

to talk to me. America DPS is insane.

1:52:56

I know I had the frog I'm switching

1:52:58

to America and Yours

1:53:00

have all wrong deploying skills and it's low level.

1:53:02

Okay, let me check with my team who can

1:53:04

wait. Wait. Wait You skipped an emoji He

1:53:08

says and yours have all wrong

1:53:11

deploying skills and it's low level

1:53:13

smiley face laughing Okay,

1:53:17

let me check with my team who can we

1:53:19

kick to make room for you. Oh So

1:53:22

this was a big decision they got to

1:53:24

get rid of the weak link that's

1:53:26