0:00

Wow, Ethan, great mood. Mmm.

0:02

Keep it up. Sorry. Hello.

0:05

Hey, guys. Hello. Welcome to

0:07

the H3 podcast. You caught

0:09

me. Woo! You caught me.

0:12

You know what I was enjoying? Some

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fine, uh... Nutrile? Nutrile. Knew

0:17

it. Man. So good. Thank

0:20

you today to Shopify

0:22

for sponsoring us. Yeah. It

0:26

is Friday. I'm

0:28

really done. Today,

0:30

I'm very excited to bring you the

0:34

culmination of weeks

0:37

of work, months of planning. Wow.

0:40

Oh, my God. We

0:42

have forced Ian in front of the camera.

0:46

Well... He

0:50

has gone with Tom Ward to

0:53

a Lil' John meditation retreat.

0:58

And what was the goal of the retreat, Ian? His

1:05

mic's not working at the moment. Of course. Sure

1:07

it is. Wait, can you hear me? Oh, there we

1:09

go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Sorry

1:12

to burst your bubble for a second. I am not

1:14

on camera at all. Yeah, I didn't want to be

1:16

the one to drop my mic. Not at

1:18

all. No. I

1:21

had my muse, and I

1:23

guided my muse. Tom Ward. Tom Ward.

1:25

You gave him direction, right? Yes.

1:28

You made him do funny stuff? Really? It's...

1:32

I mean, I just did an audio pass on it a moment

1:34

ago, and it's really Tom's journey. Okay. That

1:36

this is all about. There's a whole narrative

1:38

I had. There's a whole vision here for

1:40

this thing, so... We can feel you through

1:42

the screen, I'm sure. Yeah. It

1:44

would be nice if you were just like, hey. Well,

1:48

wait until you see. Well, it does Scorsese,

1:50

but actually he did do that in his last movie. Actually,

1:52

he did have that. But you're

1:54

on camera personality, Ian. Look

1:57

at you. Mm-hmm. Look at

1:59

you, how you work for the camera. People they love you my

2:01

dark corner. I do you Yeah

2:09

Didn't hang very well anyways,

2:12

no little John put out a meditation album

2:14

and They invited Tom

2:16

to go. No, no, I'm is so

2:18

funny how he like he gets Invites

2:22

he gets interviews. He has attention from all

2:24

these Celebrities like

2:26

who's getting invited to these little

2:29

John's meditation retreat. Oh, not us

2:31

I mean we had to go

2:33

through through Tom Ward was our our in

2:36

he was gracious enough Hey,

2:38

I'm not plus one to us. Exactly

2:41

Ian is and yet really fucked things

2:43

up right now It is the Tom

2:45

Ward the great mystery of Tom Ward

2:48

who continues now and I love to I

2:50

love to uh send

2:53

love his way because he is genuinely

2:55

seems like a nice guy and Everybody

2:57

loves Tom Tommy boy He

3:01

he deserves to succeed. He's just for

3:03

some reason not You

3:06

know, he's that he no he he's had

3:08

every chance to succeed. He really has it's

3:10

just not happening But we're gonna try we're

3:12

gonna try to put Tom on the map.

3:15

I mean, let's see. Yeah, I mean here I mean Again,

3:19

he can't break a thousand You

3:21

know, you can't do it Tom

3:26

we're gonna get you there buddy This

3:29

from six months ago at 180. Hmm What

3:33

was that about Oh salmon

3:35

Colby you landed some exclusive

3:37

there, right? Jimmy Lee didn't do

3:40

much for you only 11,000 I'm

3:43

bad. Hold it. It's I guess better than

3:45

some of the other ones Um And

3:49

then he even got this this guy's a big

3:51

deal in podcasting Patrick bet David

3:54

He's such a douche. I hate him Apparently

3:57

he's like he presents himself as um This

4:00

rich successful guy listen to me. He

4:02

made his money like scamming people through

4:04

a multi-level marketing Is

4:07

what I heard I don't get Can

4:11

you put up the disavow what this podcaster says

4:16

No, I'm pretty sure that's true. I mean here. Let

4:18

me fact-check that a V But

4:21

he did he made his money kind of no idea

4:23

shady Lee seemed like but anyway, that's

4:25

very exciting So we're gonna get into that. He's gonna

4:27

call in around 2 and

4:29

we'll watch it before then I'm

4:32

uh, I'm just wrapping up the video right

4:34

now, but I had to take Sam to

4:37

go get her wisdom teeth removed this morning

4:39

Oh my god, I know picture of her

4:41

wait What

4:44

the fuck is she she's in a

4:46

matzo she brought this Comfort

4:49

toast hat he

4:51

says it makes her feel cozy She

4:57

brought that into the dentist office

5:01

She wore it or they probably took it off. They

5:03

took it off, but then it's a little hard to

5:05

work around Yeah, they they gave it back to her

5:07

and they wheeled her out in a wheelchair. Oh my

5:09

god Poor Sam.

5:12

Yeah, the wisdom teeth. That's a rough one.

5:14

Did they put her to sleep? Yeah,

5:17

they did. That's good. You don't want to

5:19

be awake for that Yeah,

5:21

what she acting silly all gasps

5:23

out. Yeah, I Take

5:26

videos of her off the goat. Oh shit shout out

5:28

to the my girl I'm the only other person to

5:30

wear it. I've she's the only other person I see

5:32

I wear these regularly I

5:35

lost some of the I lost an ear

5:37

and a nose And

5:40

I Wonder

5:43

if I can just replace the gibbous You

5:46

know Shrek probably collectible, yeah

5:50

Um well well done Sam.

5:52

We're all very we're all rooting

5:55

for you So

5:59

just small up That guy

6:01

he's the founder of PHP

6:03

agency Inc a supposed life

6:05

insurance financial services company Which

6:09

has been accused of using an

6:11

MLM game like structure actually I

6:13

even saw a breakdown of like

6:15

who makes money from it You

6:18

might be able to find this chart and it's

6:20

it's like the typical stuff like the plus

6:23

top 1% makes like a good wage It's

6:26

just a lot that makes like a

6:28

livable wage and then 98% make

6:30

nothing lose money a reverse mortgage loan

6:32

Isn't I'm trying to trick to take

6:35

that? That's what he

6:37

was doing back. He was I trust

6:39

him You can trust

6:41

him. Oh This person said

6:43

in the Netherlands we do this awake in

6:46

Israel, too. Yeah, that's crazy I want

6:48

to be asleep for all that I

6:50

was just uncontrollably crying

6:54

on the way back off the words I'm

6:57

about to get put under you worked crying

6:59

the whole way you had to cut out right

7:01

you had to bail halfway Cuz you couldn't do

7:03

the whole mouth. Mm-hmm. Fuck that shit

7:08

Netherlands I thought you guys were more advanced than that It's

7:12

not kind of medieval up there I thought So

7:15

I'm about to go under soon for my colonoscopy coming

7:17

up and I had this terrifying thought that I'll share

7:20

with you guys Everybody's

7:22

heard about these these urban

7:24

legends of when you get under

7:28

You seem like you're asleep, but you're

7:30

fully conscious it can feel and hear

7:32

everything, but you can't react You

7:35

guys have all heard that right? Yeah, or five. There's a

7:37

movie about it awake Well, there is

7:39

yeah, there is with a hating Christian. Yeah, and

7:42

so I thought what if because

7:45

Anesthesia I don't know if that's

7:47

a joke. I've never seen it It

7:50

was it was in the just because he

7:52

knows everything related to Star Wars Of

7:56

course, he knows that movie. I don't get it. Yeah,

7:58

do I explain? I've

8:02

someone sent me a message yesterday saying

8:04

I'm obsessed with Anakin. Yeah, I sent

8:06

it to the main channel I thought

8:08

I did yeah, so he plays Anakin

8:10

so hmm, and so what he's

8:12

in a movie the movie away And

8:15

so what's the joke that a B knows that

8:17

movie? He's kind of obscure movie, but he knows

8:20

it because it and generally connected to

8:22

star. How was I supposed to infer all that

8:24

you weren't? You were supposed to move on Who

8:27

you doing jokes for I would be

8:29

doing a joke. I said Hayden Christian was in

8:31

the movie. He's the main actor I didn't say

8:33

that it made me laugh. Oh you said it's

8:35

about okay. Is that the plot of the movie?

8:37

Yeah, there's no problem Okay

8:43

Of course he knew that movie it is funny. I

8:45

gotta know what I gotta know what's going on So

8:51

anyway, I had this terrifying thought Not

8:54

people this one's funny Medicine

8:56

doesn't really understand how anesthesia works. Yes.

8:59

I listened to that. It's like a

9:01

total mystery I don't know if it

9:03

was a dead talk or

9:05

whatever. Yeah, they don't know what happened They

9:07

don't know why it works or how it

9:10

works. Mm-hmm But it's like

9:12

a miracle imagine if we

9:14

didn't have this they just know

9:16

something goes in and And

9:19

Whatever comes out, but it's like they don't

9:21

know what happens in between in your brain.

9:23

So here's my here's my nightmare vision That

9:26

everybody is awake and conscious. But

9:28

when you wake up you forget

9:32

stop It happens

9:34

every time But

9:36

you just don't remember. No It's

9:39

kind of interesting because when I woke

9:41

up last time I I remembered Pulling

9:44

out the tube from my mouth when

9:46

I had a scope my throat So I

9:49

don't know that actually happened. They told me it didn't

9:51

happen. I remembered it like clear as day. It's

9:54

possible you Hallucinated

9:56

our dream day. Yeah, maybe if they said

9:58

it didn't happen be weird if they were lying.

10:02

I mean, it'd be weird if you pulled the tube

10:04

out of your own mouth, wouldn't it? During a medical

10:06

procedure? Yeah, I don't know. And

10:08

like in my memory is like the matrix like pulling

10:10

the... Oh yeah. I don't know.

10:12

Um, but here's, but I have a counter

10:14

argument, so don't get too spooked. I

10:17

learned that there's they

10:19

monitor you. And so if that was true,

10:21

your heart rate would be spiking and you'd

10:23

be freaking out and they monitor your vitals.

10:25

And if, if you're doing something like

10:28

that, they'll check it out. They won't continue.

10:30

Usually you're just calm, normal

10:33

heartbeat. And

10:35

they know like you're, you're just in oblivion.

10:38

I think you just go to oblivion. It's

10:41

like being dead. It's kind of scary. It's

10:43

like I've never experienced such a like time.

10:46

You're just gone. Erased. That's what

10:48

it's like. You remember the second before and then

10:50

you just wake up and it's like nothing happens

10:53

between. It's freaky. I think that's

10:55

what being dead is like. That is, that's what being

10:57

dead is like. If you want to know what being

10:59

dead is like, just take anesthesia. You

11:01

disappear. You

11:04

stop existing. And that's what I'm about to do

11:06

when I get some, someone's going to go elbow

11:08

deep up my ass. Elbow

11:11

deep. Wow. That's right. Probably

11:13

even further shoulder deep. You're

11:17

just talking purely length, not girth.

11:19

Okay. Hunger. Not girth

11:21

wise, length wise. I'm

11:25

not trained for that kind of activity.

11:28

This was my ass. So

11:30

that's my thoughts. Oh, we don't

11:32

get put under for removing teeth

11:35

in the UK either. Man, what

11:37

do you guys, but it's so

11:39

much better. It's

11:41

like, it is. I came here to America

11:43

and I was like, oh, so this is

11:45

what civilization is like. When I

11:47

heard that people are out there doing it without going

11:50

under, it scared the shit out of me. Yeah,

11:53

it's terrible. Like even though you're not

11:55

exactly feeling what's happening, you kind

11:57

of do feel what's happening. says

12:00

I had the same procedure as Ethan. I

12:03

was put out takes 15 minutes and it feels like

12:05

you blinked. It's the weirdest sensation Yeah, I mean I

12:07

went out when I got my wisdom teeth pulled. That's

12:09

the only time I've ever been under. Oh my god

12:11

Ducky what? What did

12:13

Ducky do? He just pulled on a cable.

12:15

Oh, Duckworth. Duckworth,

12:18

Duckworth. You, you little rascal.

12:23

You guys like what I said? You

12:26

know? Nothing to worry about. Nothing

12:29

to worry about. I

12:31

think that is an urban legend by the way the whole

12:33

like you're awake and paralyzed. That's

12:35

true because of what you said. They

12:38

keep your vitals monitored. Yeah,

12:41

exactly. Kola

12:43

said Patrick Bette David is a lol

12:46

cow akin to Shapiro or Tim Poole.

12:48

You all should check him out. Most

12:50

recent season of Oncinema's a parody of

12:52

his show. Check out his

12:54

debate with Sam Cedar. When did that happen? Did

12:56

I know about that? Yeah, I watched that actually.

12:58

It was a couple of, I want to say it was

13:00

like two years ago. It

13:02

was a bit ago. Was it good? Worth

13:04

watching? You didn't appear. You

13:07

saw, that's my bad. Yeah,

13:14

I don't remember it. It

13:16

was like a whole, it wasn't really a debate I

13:18

would say. It was more he was just a guest

13:20

on the show. I mean they were debating topics, but

13:22

it wasn't like a structured debate. I just hate that

13:25

people take him so seriously. It's like bro. He

13:27

has like an intro where he walks up to

13:29

his mansion. He's got Ferraris like bullshit. He's like

13:31

dude, you didn't even like make money like legit.

13:35

Just a giant asshole. Rachel

13:37

said it happened to me. I kept trying

13:40

to say it hurts and couldn't get sound

13:42

out for a while while paralyzed. Then the

13:44

doc asked for more of something in the

13:46

IV. So they knew. They

13:49

juiced you out. Oh

13:51

my god, why did you, you shouldn't have shared that.

13:55

Rachel, let me do it. Rachel,

13:58

take that story with you. the grave don't

14:01

tell me that fuck you

14:03

know what's wrong with you but

14:06

it is I guess good to know that they

14:10

juiced her out I

14:15

wonder what that feels like to be awake for

14:17

a colonoscopy probably probably

14:20

not weird probably not

14:22

as painful

14:25

as getting like wisdom teeth out but

14:29

probably oh no how do they navigate through

14:31

the intestines because they they have like could

14:33

they go all up and down that shit

14:35

they must have some cool tools

14:38

for that how are philosophies

14:44

performed there

14:46

sometimes there's these really cool infographs

14:49

you know you mean like a gift

14:51

let me see yeah

14:54

so there's a here's a little tube man

14:58

these little tubes are sick hold

15:00

on I can't wait

15:02

to put it on you shout

15:04

out John Hopkins motherfucker knows

15:06

oh we get a video good I've

15:09

oh good colonoscopy

15:12

colonoscopy this

15:17

procedure is an examination of

15:20

the large intestine the

15:22

physician will look for inflammation ulcers

15:24

or abnormal growths

15:27

called polyps the

15:29

physician uses a colonoscope this

15:32

is an instrument with a small camera

15:34

attached to a soft flexible

15:36

tube the procedure usually lasts

15:39

from 30 minutes to an hour before

15:42

the exam the patient is

15:44

usually given medicine for relaxation

15:47

and to minimize discomfort the

15:50

patient is oh I'm on my side

15:52

it's so humiliating I didn't expect what

15:55

but like just I don't know laying on your side Colonoscope

16:00

is inserted into the rectum. It

16:03

is slowly guided into the coal. Oh, I

16:05

wonder if they wear 3d goggles Like you've

16:07

seen these pro drone pilots. Yeah first person

16:10

put on beauty goggles. You've got like a

16:12

joystick. Mm-hmm Yeah, that'd be

16:14

the navigate It's like a

16:16

inner space the magic school bus or The

16:22

position carefully examines the lining of

16:25

the colon Does everybody have to

16:27

do that in their life? Every

16:29

yeah, everybody's especially men I Don't

16:32

know if women have to do it unless there's a

16:35

symptom actually I feel like they do you could

16:37

do that I don't give out bad info are women supposed

16:39

to do it or just men at like past 40 American

16:43

men's women and men who are an average risk

16:45

colon cancer begin screening at age 45 and

16:48

then receive a colonoscopy Yeah, you're just like two

16:50

years early every ten years. Yeah until

16:52

75 I'm

16:54

gonna have to do it more frequent than that. I'm too paranoid wait

16:56

ten years Till

16:59

75 and then they're like fuck it dude. Yeah,

17:02

if it's gonna there's nothing we can do if you have it

17:04

you're fucked So don't even bother

17:06

to look Okay Maybe

17:09

ask to change positions as the camera

17:12

is maneuvered. You're not I'm not changing

17:14

position We thought on a

17:16

scope to inflate the colon. This is not

17:18

a collaboration. What do you mean asked to

17:20

change positions? I

17:26

Guess some people said they're just heavily sedated this

17:30

They just give you a bunch of Valium or something, but

17:33

I've taken that shit that don't make me ready to

17:35

receive Can we

17:37

stop? Why am this

17:40

is important topic to me? This

17:42

is my real life man. God like can we

17:44

talk about like the political and economic state of

17:46

the world right? Yeah,

17:48

real things like colonoscopies the

17:50

position may remove polyps if

17:52

found May

17:54

collect small samples of tissue.

17:57

You know how they remove it. They have that little tube and it's like Have

18:00

you ever like Have

18:04

like a big stretchy thing of cheese like burrata

18:06

and you go It's

18:10

like that wish it button that did

18:12

not that's the button is what it

18:14

does That's what the

18:16

thing does I'm gonna hit

18:19

a button of my own here on

18:21

my side. I gave one

18:23

sec. We're watching a colonoscopy video Let me

18:25

just finish it. It's almost done after The

18:29

exam the patient is observed while the

18:31

sedative wears off some

18:34

cramping bloating or gas Most

18:39

patients are fully recovered and are back

18:41

to a normal diet by the next

18:43

day They call that dog

18:45

you have any words about preparing

18:47

for or undergoing a colonoscopy. Please

18:50

speak with your doctor Oh

18:55

Okay, cool Gabe I see did you fix your

18:57

hat let me see your hat Who

19:00

the fuck is uncle gave right? So you

19:02

saw you know, it's the same Duh,

19:05

oh shit. It's my brain Oh

19:17

Are you gonna sell them like that with the

19:19

the yeah, I think it's getting

19:21

catchy I think Yeah,

19:26

the happy accident Where

19:30

are you at what are you you're eating today? Where

19:32

are you? Yeah McDonald's this time this time I have

19:34

a better experience They

19:36

didn't tell you turn that shit off. Hey you Actually,

19:40

they're nicer. I'm gonna have this is fries Double-core

19:43

a powder with cheese. Oh Yeah,

19:49

chicken nuggets with barbecue bro

19:51

you are Donald

19:58

I do kind of I'm home Hungry right now. You

20:01

know I'm saying what are you drinking?

20:04

Diet Coke that's my man you

20:07

prefer So what's good?

20:09

What have anything new going on this week? Just

20:11

a normal week or anything fun? For

20:18

who for me whoa

20:22

gay be baby We're

20:24

going for looking for Tesla and not

20:27

get these gas people the business is

20:29

raising the price of the five six

20:31

But there's six bucks a gallon

20:33

and I'm not paying like five each right

20:35

80 80 bucks to fill up Are

20:38

you paying 21 to charge your

20:40

Tesla for 15 minutes right? What are

20:42

your thoughts on the cyber truck? Well

20:48

I gotta I gotta get some good reviews first before

20:50

I'm thinking about it's like it's like that It's

20:52

the Tesla of fucking The

20:57

hummus of Tesla, I

20:59

know I liked before I'm just like it's the

21:01

Tesla of whoo Gabe

21:05

um what are you looking for a model 3? How

21:08

are your mouth loose or something more basic

21:10

just like? Going

21:13

around mm-hmm you know gave in LA Electricity

21:16

is cheaper during the night too. I have

21:18

my cars set to charge in the

21:20

middle of the night It's not just cheaper. It's better for

21:23

the city's grid too, so that's another cool thing yeah Yeah,

21:27

I never heard of it. I have a good idea.

21:29

Yeah. Yeah, make sure you charge it at night I

21:32

have a shirt by the way this new shirt I made

21:36

it on all my school To

21:39

Elon Musk in the cyber truck here Elon

21:42

Musk a very safe vehicle as you probably

21:45

heard in the news and

21:49

Elon plotted it all out. He's

21:51

crashing to cyber trucks They're

21:53

on fire Probably they

21:55

multiple fatalities, and

21:58

it says concerning looking into it Yeah,

22:04

and if you're interested Gabe, or

22:07

anybody, actually I'm talking to everybody at

22:09

home but doing a

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that I tagged on. I

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restoried him on Instagram. This

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is a pre-sale, this is a

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limited edition, this is never coming out again.

22:34

And this is part of a series of me doing

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silly dang friggin' stuff on a shirt.

22:41

Cracking the farthest parts. It

22:44

comes in a great line of other ones.

22:48

The other Elon Musk,

22:50

the Musk, there was

22:52

the Zuckerberg one, there

22:55

was the Jeff Bezos one. But

22:59

there's also the flaming skeleton with

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the lyrics. There's just

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so many. There's so many. This is

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a collectible shirt,

23:07

my goodness. Yeah.

23:10

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it's pre-sale, it'll get to you about June,

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early June so, take a minute, but not

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too bad. It was in June this year.

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regret it. I'll tell you that for sure. You're

23:26

not gonna regret it. You're not gonna,

23:28

I'll tell you what, people buying cyber trucks

23:30

are gonna be regretting, but

23:34

people buying cyber trucks crashing

23:36

t-shirt, no regretting. Yeah,

23:39

I want that shirt. I'll send you one. Sure.

23:43

Um. And, and this McDonald's

23:45

here, I used to roll through here.

23:49

Oh, it's mad. Yeah. Is there glue,

23:52

I'm afraid that I might be becoming gluten intolerant

23:54

and that's what's happening to me. Is

23:57

there, there's not gluten in french fries probably. It

24:00

depends. Well it shares a fryer but I'm not

24:02

that sensitive. Yeah it shares a fryer. I'm not like

24:05

that crazy. I don't even know if

24:07

that's what's it. I'm just, I'm so confused about what's making

24:09

me sick. Like yesterday

24:11

night I had a vile,

24:15

outrageous plate of nachos.

24:19

It has every spicy salsa,

24:22

it has tons of dairy, fried

24:25

tortilla chips, and my, I'm

24:27

totally fine. Totally fine. But

24:30

the night before I had a

24:33

burrata sandwich that was very bready and

24:36

I got sick from that. Oh my god.

24:40

So I don't know if it's the gluten, just

24:42

the bread. Sounds like it could be. But

24:44

I'm gonna eliminate that. I'm confused because I did a

24:46

test and I was negative for celiac. I

24:49

don't know if that's like a foolproof thing. Let

24:51

me see. Or what but I'm gonna,

24:53

I'm gonna try stopping the bread. You know what I'm saying?

24:56

Let's try the bread. Yeah. Once

24:58

in a while it's okay. It's

25:00

also the ingredients on the bread

25:02

too. Right, right. Bread come.

25:05

Bread come. Here's a, we just put out this video. You guys might

25:07

enjoy it. Here Gabe, you might like this. You're

25:11

not gonna believe it but Elon Musk actually

25:14

supports our shirt. He put out a statement

25:16

for us. Yeah. Yeah.

25:19

Yeah. In that

25:22

beginning. Why

25:31

buy Tesla when you feel like they're

25:34

fresh? He

25:36

really said that. You believe that? He

25:38

must be a funny guy. He

25:40

must be a fan. All

25:44

right Gabe, well listen. Have you ever had a colonoscopy?

25:46

Because you're 50. You're probably due for one. Yeah. I'm

25:49

thinking about maybe sometime in the next

25:51

month or two. You never had one

25:53

before. Yeah. You should get checked

25:55

out. It's just routine. It's a good thing to do.

25:57

Yeah. Especially if you're a fan.

26:00

You can push me to get more calnocracy

26:02

especially if you're eating those double quarter pounders

26:06

You know what I mean? Be

26:09

safe with those Yeah, Gabe

26:12

listen you have a great weekend. It's always

26:14

such a pleasure Gabe's

26:16

on cameo guys. He's doing cameos for

26:18

all occasions Barmit do you have

26:20

any you do a bar mitzvah cameo? I

26:23

get a couple of them really Bar

26:26

mitzvah baby. Oh my goodness What's

26:29

the weirdest event

26:31

that that you've

26:33

done a cameo for I Think

26:38

I I think I did one where I

26:40

have to drink a big soda But I

26:42

usually decline does it if it's complicated just

26:45

decline a nah Yeah,

26:47

yeah, I've got a weird. I've

26:49

got a couple. I've pulled from him if

26:51

you want to hear the oh Hey,

26:54

here's me and you Gabe. We're like me and

26:56

you were just two polyps and the large intestines

27:01

Like this like this Sorry

27:09

what I just I had this taste of shit in my mouth

27:13

I did this okay, whatever um Gabe Yeah,

27:19

what are we talking about where are we? Yeah,

27:23

all right Gabe listen Love

27:26

your outfit love love you love everything you're

27:28

doing there keep it up. Okay, buddy. Who

27:31

does the fuck is uncle Gabe? Baby

27:37

fuck All

27:41

right, gable love you buddy, he good okay,

27:43

be safe you good you are All

27:48

right, bud take care nice to see you nice

27:51

to see you Gabe It's been

27:53

a joy It's

27:56

been a real pleasure talking to you today Gabe, so

27:58

thank you Gabe

28:00

it I'm truly honored when you call in every Friday

28:03

so it's nice to talk to you today thank you

28:05

talk to you next week appreciate

28:07

it Gabe Thank you Gabe

28:10

I love you I

28:12

love you Gabe Love you too

28:16

I love you too alright

28:21

thank you Gabe I

28:25

want McDonald's me too give

28:28

me a polyp why

28:31

would I give you a polyp? that's what gives

28:33

you colon cancer is like fast food and shit

28:37

got it I'm pretty sure

28:39

like processed food deep

28:41

fried food red meat, lots

28:43

of red meat, ground beef is it

28:46

related to the polyp creation? well

28:48

polyp is what? it's I think the

28:50

beginning of cancer in some cases, some

28:52

are benign some are not I

28:56

think I don't think so cause

28:58

I had polyps removed well they're not

29:00

always cancerous where do you have polyps removed

29:02

from? not there yeah

29:04

it's not, it's not it doesn't

29:06

mean you have cancer I think

29:09

it's a normal phenomenon they just

29:11

suck them out to test it we're just learning so

29:13

much today can

29:15

McDonald's give me colon cancer, A.B? yeah

29:19

I sent it junk food can

29:21

McDonald's give you a McDonald's polyp junk

29:23

food increases people's risk of colon cancer

29:25

as well as alcohol, lack of exercise

29:27

and obesity oh come on I hope

29:29

you give ass cancer and die you

29:31

son of a bitch I'll cut your

29:34

throat on you holy man and kill

29:36

your children yeah that

29:38

sucks a polyp is

29:40

a small growth of excess tissue that often grows on

29:42

the lining of the large intestines also known as the

29:44

colon not all polyps will turn into cancer

29:47

and it may take many years for a polyp to

29:49

become cancerous so you get in there, you suck it out,

29:51

you call it a day you know

29:55

we don't need those little droopers I

29:58

want my sphincter Like a

30:01

nice tight wind

30:03

tunnel. You got good shutter? Good

30:07

shutter? Yeah. Like what fart

30:09

control? Like control of your sphincter. Yeah,

30:11

like good shutter. Yeah, I have camera

30:13

like aperture. Oh my god. I think

30:15

I have good shutter control. Yeah.

30:18

Conversation. What about you, Hila? I

30:22

didn't even know that was a thing. I guess I

30:25

have a good shutter. I'll

30:27

say. What

30:30

does that mean? Hahaha

30:35

Yeah, let's move on. We

30:38

are, yeah, so. So

30:40

P Diddy. Yeah.

30:44

I don't want to, obviously I didn't want to show the video

30:46

or even talk about it really, but. There was a video of

30:48

P Diddy. From 2016. That

30:51

just was leaked. Or

30:54

I think maybe

30:56

his ex actually had

30:58

released it. I don't know. He had unpublished

31:01

it. But it's a hotel CCTV

31:03

footage of him. Being

31:09

very violent with her. Yeah. It's

31:12

very disturbing. I've never seen anything

31:14

like it. It's very disturbing.

31:17

Yeah. I mean he is

31:19

cooked, cooked, cooked. It

31:23

was very disturbing. It's very disturbing. More

31:26

than violent. Yeah, it was insane. I

31:29

don't mind telling you to graphic about it, but yeah,

31:31

it was as bad as you can imagine really. How

31:34

is it that that's from 2016? I know. It

31:36

was kind of, well, so they had, she sued

31:38

him and they settled I think. Mmm. But.

31:42

But I'm assuming it's part of the so much

31:45

that the video is meant to stay secret. Although

31:47

I don't know if you can

31:50

NDA a crime. Right. Right. So

31:52

she might have got paid and got to release it. It's

31:55

sad. She was with him for three more years after that too.

31:58

So God knows what else happened. Yeah. Probably

32:00

that more of that. Yeah, it's very sad

32:02

very disturbing And

32:05

he's going down So

32:08

smell you later did he the diddler Where

32:12

is he right now? What's happening with him? I

32:15

think he's being investigated. I don't know if he's been taken in

32:17

yet But

32:20

he's close to it. I

32:22

don't know they raided

32:24

his house, and they're looking for evidence Hmm

32:28

probably can't travel you know

32:36

So let's get into this we got all kinds

32:38

of stuff to talk about here, right? I have

32:40

another Jojo update She's always she's really giving a

32:42

lot lately, and I appreciate that about her Joe

32:47

I don't know what she has

32:49

no chills like listen to this she

32:52

says in this interview She's

32:54

the only influencer that also does

32:57

music Yes,

33:01

she said that here it is I

33:06

know only influencer that also does

33:08

music you know what I mean

33:10

no no like

33:14

yes, there are influencers that do music and

33:16

yes, there are musicians that are influencers, but

33:19

no one That

33:23

is the equal amount

33:25

influencers last position never ever What

33:29

in the God's hell escape is she

33:31

doing? This is

33:33

like a losing proposition man. Oh my

33:35

god Why is she

33:38

with the sunglasses on I don't know it's

33:40

like something about it. She really needs

33:42

to work on her messaging yeah Yeah,

33:45

she's the queen of games. She invented

33:47

gay pop and apparently she

33:50

invented music Figure out her ethos

33:52

like that who are you who are you

33:54

God? She's like claiming to create everything She

33:56

doesn't know who she is. That's the problem.

33:58

Frankly. She's amazing Only

34:00

influencer that is equally

34:02

a musician because there are influences that

34:05

are also musicians, but not equally So

34:08

she goes look if you do the math. I'm

34:10

50-50 other influencers that might be 48 52

34:14

The shred is across the board.

34:16

It really wants to be like the only one to

34:19

do something Yes, she's trying to be a trailblazer,

34:21

but I'm sorry girl. It's all been done She's gotta

34:23

find something else to do for the first time Ducky

34:26

Ducky farted His

34:29

farts are so nasty dude that

34:31

little demon I

34:34

don't girl. I don't know if you know this, but you've got like shit

34:37

in front of your face Okay,

34:42

see that hat is defective maybe

34:44

that's why she can't see all the other influencers who are

34:46

singing But

34:50

I ram on chandelier, I know you're

34:52

playing as a damn chandelier you

34:57

Belong in beauty in the beast not not

34:59

because she looks like a she looks like a chandelier Sorry,

35:05

I talked about that

35:07

apologies for that one I told

35:10

my I was like look Yeah,

35:23

she is more musician than she is an influencer.

35:25

She's not an influencer she's a musician Yeah,

35:27

yeah, yeah These

35:30

are the interviews she's doing this fucking yeah,

35:33

this a lose I don't know who he is,

35:35

but I'm sorry. I'm gonna insult you know this

35:37

fucking loser Just nodding

35:40

and saying yes to the dumbest shit.

35:42

This is what this oh I

35:46

don't know how these people live with themselves, and I'm sorry. I'm

35:48

being harsh I know but like just your

35:50

whole life is just to flatter

35:52

and agree and to fluff

35:55

up Undeserving

35:58

people is like dude you You can't, you don't

36:00

have to agree to that, listen. Part it out

36:02

like the hooding or stuff on social media, not

36:04

the stuff big. You should not

36:07

influence it that's posted on everyday life. Why

36:09

is this a conversation you're having? Why

36:12

is this even the conversation she's having? I just,

36:14

bizarre. Yeah, she

36:17

needs to work on a new angle. Stuff

36:19

on social media, not the stuff big. You

36:21

should not influence it that's posted on everyday

36:23

life. You know what I mean? Yes, yes,

36:25

yes, he's like, yes. I

36:28

am the first influencer musician. Yes! She's

36:31

just yapping, yapping. I feel like she just,

36:33

she doesn't need to say anything better. She

36:35

just doesn't need to say anything at all.

36:37

I feel like, you know, she's an artist.

36:40

Do music, you know? I sent a good

36:42

clip of her and Mario Lopez dancing and

36:44

you could see how extra she is compared

36:46

to him. Okay. I'm the only human

36:49

that ever existed. Yes, there are other humans, but not as

36:51

human as I am. Is

36:53

the top comment. That's pretty good. It's

36:55

right on. Uh, more

36:58

human than a human. What's

37:01

that? Yeah, what was that song? What is that?

37:04

You guys remember? She's a human! What is that song?

37:07

More human than a human. Nobody?

37:11

No, no. More human

37:13

than a human. That's a spy, uh. Not

37:15

one's a man. White, it's a spy,

37:17

white zombie. Okay. Wait,

37:21

let me just play the chorus real fast. I

37:23

bet a lot of you guys know that. Hold on. More

37:25

human than a human. More, yeah, hold on,

37:27

hold on. I got this, I got this.

37:29

That's a metal? Human than a human.

37:32

Oh, human. You, nobody's keeping pictures. No,

37:34

I know, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

37:37

yeah. Rob Zombie. Why'd you

37:39

say white zombie? That was his band

37:41

before he went solo. Oh, Rob Zombie.

37:43

Yeah. More human than a human. That's

37:45

her. Thank you.

37:49

Sounds like her voice, too. Yeah.

37:51

That's true. All

37:53

right, I got her

37:55

and Mario Lopez getting with

37:57

it, getting jiggy with it. so

38:10

mario

38:12

did some rehearsing the thing you

38:15

think about her dancing almost again oh

38:19

my god oh

38:26

my god she did so well what's

38:28

really funny is like she's not

38:30

really dancing she's just moving fast

38:33

because she didn't really you know

38:35

she's like extra for no reason like

38:44

okay that counting was weird right like

38:47

how's Mario supposed to be know when to begin he

38:50

does so one two three go

38:52

but she's like one two it's

38:54

on the end I

38:57

mean I haven't done a lot of dance

39:00

rehearsal maybe this is some

39:02

kind of norm in the business I don't know he

39:14

presents so well in his little

39:16

thing if he doesn't move so violently

39:18

so it doesn't work because with her

39:20

it's not dancing and you can tell that when you

39:23

watch mario he's just like okay

39:25

okay girl okay

39:28

but with her she's doing maximum effort and

39:31

so it looks like it might be dancing

39:35

go girl

39:43

I feel like my brain would be rattled if I do

39:45

it that hard yeah shaking baby syndrome

39:48

right did you know about shaking have

39:50

you heard this phrase shaking baby you

39:54

know you was really struck by

39:56

what part the beginning Head

40:00

shaking? Yeah! What's

40:02

going on? Have you not seen her do that?

40:06

No. So this is

40:08

her new dance move. Hold on, okay,

40:10

Hila's never seen it. Here. Hila,

40:12

we're learning how to

40:15

do it. We're

40:25

gonna do this later Hila, we're gonna learn. I

40:29

love this clip because everyone's been talking about

40:31

her being extra, but this one, seeing her

40:33

next to someone else do the same dance

40:35

really puts it into perspective. I

40:38

mean, you have to be with this dance to make it work. So

40:42

there it is, that's what Jojo's been up to.

40:45

Amazing. Hila's bowling. She's

40:47

the first ever to do that, I think. The

40:49

head bobbing, violently, she might be. She

40:52

might be. She might be. So

40:55

she is an innovator after all, and we love that about her. So

40:57

keep going girl, we see you, and we're rooting for you.

41:04

Another DD Mega-Doodoo film? DD

41:09

Mega-Doo, oh yeah, this person. So

41:11

I saw this, this person, I

41:16

have some guess about what happened here, but

41:20

even still, it doesn't

41:22

make a lot of sense. This is presenting

41:24

at university graduation, so

41:26

presumably the person presenting is

41:28

educated and literate

41:30

at least. But here she's

41:33

reading the names off. No,

41:43

this isn't the one I was thinking of. Yeah,

41:46

she fucked up like 20 names

41:48

in a row. Was it her or

41:50

someone else? This clip was

41:52

extended. Well, I want that. Julie

42:00

Jerkoff Give me

42:02

Jerkoff That's

42:05

embarrassing for poor Jill Jacklin She's

42:09

Jerk off she's Julie and Jerk off forever after

42:11

that Julie

42:15

Jerkoff Puffy our

42:17

Diddy is trending with trigger warning just in

42:19

case you wanted to know how well f'd

42:21

up it is So Shout-out

42:30

to Jacqueline Jerkoff wherever you are In

42:34

the meantime he explored

42:37

this beef between Logan Paul

42:40

and his former co-host George Janko they had

42:42

this messy breakup Yeah, George

42:44

put out an accusation that

42:47

Logan was horrible Didn't

42:49

pay him for years and told him ask your

42:51

rich dad for money if you need money so

42:53

bad Logan

42:56

responded with some pretty compelling

42:59

receipts that disproved pretty much

43:01

everything he said made him look like a giant

43:03

douche Now

43:06

he's responded I've been waiting to know like what

43:08

are you gonna say? Because

43:10

you got absolutely bodied you you

43:12

have a lot of explaining to

43:14

do yes, and let's see what he

43:16

what he has to say I

43:21

Wonder these people even holding him to account only

43:23

got 600 likes or six six hundred

43:25

dislike And although I don't agree with Logan's video

43:28

and a lot of my story was taken out

43:30

of that video it Looks

43:32

played with mm-hmm a lot of the people that watched

43:35

it are already saying what I was gonna say regardless

43:37

And so just to let you guys know I'm not

43:39

trying to do the whole back and forth thing I'm

43:42

trying to I'm truly trying to be a peacemaker. I'm

43:44

not trying to go to war I know a lot

43:46

of people are excited about the beast that's been going

43:48

on a line with Kendrick and Drake and bro stop

43:52

Stop right now start

43:55

over reshoot that that's

43:58

not you bro Holy

44:00

shit Thanks

44:05

about putting himself up right

44:07

okay I

44:11

totally understand by the way why

44:13

Logan hates this dude. She's so

44:15

annoying I Did

44:18

I watched Logan's video and I was

44:20

like okay kind of on

44:22

your side on this one Yeah, I think everybody

44:24

was curious to see what he's saying

44:26

sounds like he's trying to bitch out a little bit.

44:28

I see All this stuff

44:30

and people get excited about that, but it's not it's not

44:32

something I want to be a part of I I want

44:35

to be the man that sits with my friend and discuss

44:37

things and moves on and Builds together like you and Mike

44:39

did exactly me and Mike did exactly what I wanted to

44:41

do and I think Mike understood that too I

44:45

Would love to have Logan come and sit down

44:47

it could be on the podcast it could

44:49

be off the podcast This is dishonest because

44:52

Logan showed he was like yo, let's meet.

44:54

Let's talk He kept trying to get together,

44:56

and he's told him no and now Now

44:59

that it's already out there It's

45:02

a little bit of like He's

45:04

walking it back big time walking it back. He

45:06

was ready for war if Logan wants to come

45:09

on the show we can talk Yeah,

45:12

if you want to come give me like a trillion

45:14

view episode Please

45:16

come do it. It's like fuck you know You

45:19

know what I mean like after all that shit hell no

45:22

not going on your show You

45:24

squared face looking ass motherfucker Okay,

45:27

take it easy. He's got a square

45:29

head and the beard doesn't help we

45:31

love rectangular Yeah,

45:36

I guess I do He's

45:40

very short by the way Not

45:44

that that matters no not

45:47

that there's anything wrong with it of course Short

45:50

is the new tall yeah That's

45:55

what they're saying yeah anyway

45:57

go ahead George Just

46:00

I feel like you know there's a lot of these five

46:02

eight. That's not short. He's just a normal guy Thank

46:05

you a big give me his exact type He

46:07

wants to get us off his chest, and there's a lot of things

46:09

that I would like to get off my chest, but War

46:13

isn't where I'm running to I don't I

46:15

don't Don't get

46:17

me wrong is my initial yeah of course because I like

46:19

I get emotional I see somebody I love and they do

46:21

something I don't like and I want to do that But

46:23

doesn't make it right right I gotta I gotta hold myself

46:26

accountable And I want to thank a lot of you guys

46:28

you know like it's cool having an audience like this because

46:30

they hold me accountable Right, and they don't brush it off,

46:32

and then and I just thought it was really cool So

46:34

thank you for everybody who's been Rocking

46:36

with me on the show hold on what was really

46:39

cool. Yeah, what are you doing here? What do you

46:41

mean? They're hope you you lied

46:44

You lied Explain why you

46:46

lied You did get paid he

46:48

got paid a lot What

46:51

happened George I thought

46:54

lying was against the Bible thou

46:56

shalt not lie. It's one of the commandments right or

46:59

to give false fault bear false

47:01

witness or whatever Don't

47:04

bear false witness you fucking

47:06

rectangular ass That's

47:10

right see I'm riding Do

47:12

not typically it's false witness

47:14

against thy neighbor I do not

47:16

know if they live in close proximity to one another it

47:18

sounded like actually My

47:20

about the other guys just your neighbor.

47:23

Oh, why don't they ever mention that when they're talking

47:25

about it I think they just kind of hand wave

47:27

it, but yeah thou shall not don't lie about your

47:29

homies thy neighbor everybody else Yeah,

47:31

no I'll speak on

47:34

all good. I think

47:36

they are technically neighbors though cuz they're friends. They're close

47:38

Well George was complaining that the airfare

47:41

having to fly around to do the

47:43

podcast I think I don't think

47:45

Nate neighbors is more of an emotional thing in the

47:47

Bible I think if you interpret it correctly down No,

47:50

it says it right here neighbor. Yeah, I

47:52

know but you're not You're not generally someone

47:54

who lives in your neighborhood right

47:56

your neighbor can also be someone that's close to

47:58

you and in the biblical You gotta

48:01

be open for interpretation. Why did they call it

48:03

a neighbor? Because then explain this. Can

48:05

you lie to your parents? They're not your neighbors.

48:07

Well, not when you live with them. No.

48:11

Yeah, my parents are like an hour away. You just can't lie to Jeff next

48:13

floor. I lie to them all the time. No.

48:16

They're like an hour out. No, the Bible,

48:18

neighbor, it's a state of mind. Okay? It's

48:20

those close to you, those that you love. Greeted

48:23

to scream. Well, like... So

48:25

the Bible says... Oh my God, sort it out.

48:27

Lie to your whole family. Everybody

48:29

you know, just not Jeff next door who you

48:31

don't know and never talk to. Well, it doesn't

48:34

say next door. It could be the whole neighborhood.

48:37

Is that... You're close with all your neighbors? Well,

48:39

I don't lie to them. It doesn't matter if they're close

48:41

to them or not. I tell them the truth. It might

48:43

as well say, thou shalt not talk to your neighbors. I'd

48:48

be obeying that one. Right. Bro,

48:50

you're not... Dan, you're not a biblical scholar. You just

48:52

don't get it. How

48:55

the... I have the Wikipedia page open

48:57

right here, actually. Go ahead. What

49:00

does it say? It says, thou shalt not bear false

49:02

witness against thy neighbor. You're reading... You're

49:04

not going deeper, bro. Wikipedia

49:06

is not real. I do not decide with you,

49:08

Ethan, because everything in the Bible is metaphoric. That's

49:10

it, because it doesn't make sense unless you have

49:13

to like... You have to wrap yourself up in the

49:15

20 pretzels to

49:17

make it work. It's a

49:19

wrap. They're like, don't eat shellfish or you'll go

49:21

to hell. They're like, mmm... That

49:24

one... People are saying I'm a righteous man

49:26

in the chat. I'm righteous. You're

49:29

wrong, chis. You want to ask me. Honor

49:34

thy father and mother, it says. Okay, so you can lie to

49:36

your siblings? How do you... Again,

49:39

not when you're growing up with them. You

49:41

live with them. Oh,

49:43

see, neighbor means proximity. That's what you got to do

49:45

with the Bible. They'd be like, don't

49:47

eat pork. And they're

49:49

like, but pork's good. At

49:52

least the Christians, they're not supposed to eat pork either, I think. Right?

49:55

And they believe in the Old Testament. They fuck with

49:57

pork. They fuck with shellfish. You

50:01

know they have sex before

50:03

marriage but

50:05

gay the gays You

50:08

draw the line there God really

50:10

meant that shit So

50:15

what did George say what did he say probably

50:18

didn't dress that And

50:22

in the journey that I've been taking and

50:25

God willing we just keep making peace and

50:27

making more friends and We

50:29

could just keep going in the direction that we

50:31

want to go and I think that'd be cool

50:33

Let's go. Other than that. Let's get into the

50:35

podcast enough enough drama. Please. I was not we're

50:37

not drama No more drama. There's the podcast, huh?

50:39

I mean, no, we're gonna get that said. Yeah,

50:41

you know This

50:44

guy know you guys hold on this guy.

50:46

Yeah, that's it. He's because

50:48

he he's he's he's

50:50

dodging the issue Totally that's

50:52

the dude lied. You're a liar man.

50:55

You bore false witness against your neighbor

50:58

Logan Paul might as well be your daddy and

51:01

you dishonored him By

51:14

the way this guy George he's a man of

51:16

God, but he always has the most shit ass

51:18

like hateful alpha red

51:21

pill takes Vitaly

51:23

exposes elites like he's pro

51:26

Vitaly Vitaly

51:28

we're gonna watch it today. It

51:30

looks Nico a known

51:33

fucking He's

51:36

very Lucy and goosey with age of

51:38

consent let's say that okay, he loved

51:41

cuties He's out

51:43

catching predators with Vitaly. That's like taking

51:46

the Pope to fucking you know You

51:49

might as well take the Pope You

51:51

know, are you really the guy to be sending this message Pope?

51:56

Why elites of

51:58

it he big at well they did catch it Some

52:00

famous Hollywood writer actually it was kind of crazy

52:05

Some big time he wrote space Jam of

52:07

all thing mmm

52:09

very weird very odd I Don't

52:13

know big time might be pushing a little bit

52:15

and yeah I heard he was the word elite

52:18

when you're referring to the guy who wrote space. He's

52:20

not a elite It's

52:22

not like this is a big conspiracy all

52:24

the other people he's caught have just been

52:26

total Nobody's a lot of them. I've seen

52:28

have just been like immigrants like the opposite

52:31

of why he leads cuz I Know

52:33

what I thought he's such an idiot George

52:37

George pulled a J Cole in his own beef.

52:39

Yeah, right Don't

52:44

be Drake or Kendrick BJ Cole and this now you

52:46

know this is not a serious organization these people are

52:48

running I mean what a joke I Good

52:54

George janko pocket on a

52:56

serious organization is it not heard it here I'm

53:00

with I'm with Logan in that I would

53:02

love I don't think he should

53:04

be succeeding He should not be getting the views

53:06

he's getting He should not Wish

53:11

bad things for him. What? Oh no

53:13

another one. I didn't wish

53:15

him well So if I wish him bad things

53:17

then he'll do great right. He'll go far Oh

53:30

This is her over I had

53:32

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53:39

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53:41

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53:47

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53:49

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Looking forward to it. Hey,

57:14

hey, hey, hey. I

57:18

was thinking of talking about what

57:21

we're doing on Monday because it's like What

57:24

are we doing on Monday? You know what

57:26

we're doing on Monday. Oh what me and you are doing

57:28

on Monday? Yeah, okay. Is it can I talk about

57:30

it now? Let's

57:32

talk about it after Monday. Talk about it on Monday.

57:36

There's something really annoying in our lives. We've

57:38

been dealing with it's over on Monday.

57:40

Not like a bad thing. Just no.

57:42

Yeah, you know. Oh, okay. Like hey,

57:44

that's annoying. Everybody knows. It's

57:47

not that big of a deal. It's just been

57:49

an annoying thing. Everybody knows that. And a lot

57:51

of you will have a aha

57:53

moment. Because

57:56

I'm taking off Monday. Yeah,

57:58

you know what it is. though right?

58:03

Not that big of a deal.

58:05

Just um what's

58:09

Jeff's friend name? Cody? Cody's been

58:11

actually staying in our basement with

58:13

us. He's being

58:15

forcibly removed on Monday.

58:20

So if a colonoscopy is happening on Tuesday,

58:22

doesn't that mean that you take that medicine

58:24

on Monday? No, it's not. I don't

58:26

think it's on Tuesday. I think it's- hold on

58:28

let me look. When is it actually? It's two

58:33

weeks from now. Yeah, it's on the 28th. Oh two

58:35

weeks. Yeah. But the day before

58:37

you're gonna have to take that crazy medicine, huh? Mm-hmm.

58:40

Whoo! They'll take it at the night. Oh okay.

58:42

You know the preparation? Or I don't know if I

58:44

need to take Monday off. Oh, it's Memorial Day. Yeah.

58:47

Oh yeah, we talked about it. So I- yeah, so

58:49

I'm just gonna stay at home and shit my fucking

58:51

brain. Oh man. I

58:54

haven't gotten it yet. Okay. That's

58:58

kind of what I do anyway. I'm

59:02

kind of- I'm wondering like how different

59:04

it's gonna be than my normal,

59:08

uh, you know, state of being. I

59:11

know people that have had colonoscopies and have been

59:13

there when they go through the process. It's gnarly,

59:15

man. I hear- I mean

59:17

I hear that that's the worst part. That everybody

59:20

says it's just crazy. You'll find bubblegum from the

59:22

fifth grade, dude. Yeah.

59:24

Well imagine, you know, your colon has to

59:26

be like clean. Like

59:28

nada. So. That's

59:34

crazy. Um,

59:37

sorry about that. Alright, where are we? We got- Uh,

59:42

Ian, when do you want to do the thing? Because, uh, Tom

59:44

is gonna call in at two. Do you want to do it

59:47

with Tom on the phone? Uh,

59:50

he could call in after, so maybe we'll do it at like

59:52

one forty-five. I'm exporting it right now. Oh,

59:55

okay, cool. Yeah. We could

59:57

do the tally right now. I'm

59:59

so excited. Then I'm gonna miss it. I'm

1:00:01

so excited for it Let's

1:00:14

do it. I agree. Let's I don't want to waste a

1:00:16

run out of time. We've been meaning to do this one

1:00:18

So here's the day so Vitaly

1:00:21

is doing this

1:00:23

ketchup predator Series on

1:00:25

kick a lot of people are talking about

1:00:27

it and it is insane

1:00:29

There's no shot that this doesn't come back

1:00:31

on them. They're gonna get sued. They're

1:00:33

gonna go to jail Something is gonna happen because what

1:00:35

they're doing is absolutely

1:00:38

fucked and illegal Now

1:00:41

obviously the people that he's busting are Predator

1:00:46

trying to be with kids So

1:00:49

I'm not saying they don't deserve it But

1:00:52

I have a hard time co-signing this

1:00:55

insane vigilantism especially

1:00:58

Especially this isn't Chris Hansen, right?

1:01:01

Who's like a professional with a professional team This is

1:01:03

Vitaly who beat the shit out of a woman

1:01:05

on the street like like a few years ago

1:01:07

Are you laughing at Chris Hansen profession? Oh, I'm

1:01:09

laughing at just the absurdity of what you're saying

1:01:15

Shit out of a random jogger like

1:01:18

three years ago, okay That

1:01:21

one I forgot not know He

1:01:25

should have been jet. He should be deported for that,

1:01:27

but he paid her off. I guess and

1:01:31

Then on top of it. He goes

1:01:33

out with people like sneeko who I'm

1:01:35

gonna show you guys is basically a

1:01:37

self-proclaimed. I Don't

1:01:40

want I don't know how to see he's very like I

1:01:42

said The age of consent is not

1:01:45

something that he is very worried about and he said

1:01:47

as much Hmm,

1:01:49

so let's get into it. We'll see all the

1:01:51

highlights. We'll take a look We'll see what's going

1:01:53

on and we'll draw an opinion. What

1:01:55

do you guys think? Let's do a little journey,

1:01:57

huh? Let's do a colonoscopy on

1:01:59

that Natali's sketch of predators. So

1:02:04

this is 10 pre-planned live streams, so

1:02:06

it's 10. It's a series. Yeah, okay

1:02:10

he teams up with different influencers and celebrities

1:02:12

and They bait

1:02:14

and expose and humiliate child

1:02:17

predators so far. He's a low pump Thai

1:02:19

dollar sign Bradley Martin and D'Oro

1:02:25

T grizzly Ryan Garcia

1:02:27

again Ryan Garcia like Okay

1:02:32

Okay, Myron Gaines and Aiden Ross

1:02:34

and sneeko Here's some

1:02:36

of the marketing posters that kicks been putting

1:02:38

out there and then and then

1:02:40

of all the things it's on kick Which

1:02:43

is an unregulated crypto platform that doesn't check

1:02:45

the ID of kids that want to fucking

1:02:47

gamble and we prove that I can say

1:02:49

That cuz we proved it Can

1:02:53

we I'm actually being in the chat Sorry

1:02:55

a bunch of people that are maybe newer

1:02:57

age 3 fans and aren't really aware of

1:02:59

the Vitali Lord You want to give like

1:03:01

a quick sure? Yeah, I mean Ever

1:03:05

right. Mm-hmm. You want old age 3 lore? Yeah.

1:03:07

Yeah, but how I've made a few Vitali videos

1:03:09

back in the day There was one about when

1:03:12

he was trying to pick up people's moms That

1:03:14

was the first one we made about him And

1:03:16

then one of our all-time best ones was the

1:03:18

feeding the homeless one He's

1:03:22

basically one of the like YouTube

1:03:24

pranksters when that was he was like

1:03:27

the OG Yeah,

1:03:29

and then Okay,

1:03:33

this video is pretty old so I'm a little I

1:03:36

Was a little dicey back then but

1:03:38

this is nine years ago. Wow nine years

1:03:40

ago. Oh my god This is

1:03:43

where this this is my origin story guys.

1:03:45

Yeah so Crazy

1:03:49

so I gets crazy to

1:03:52

see all this pranksters like go

1:03:54

through Evolutions

1:03:56

and like they were

1:03:58

huge back then And

1:04:01

then they all kind of had like a downward fall.

1:04:03

Yeah, cuz they've been at a low for a while

1:04:06

Yeah, and they're all and now they're kind of

1:04:08

like branching into new things Well, it's interesting They're

1:04:11

thinking part of their prankster thing was like they

1:04:13

have no shame and they're giant pieces of shit

1:04:15

and they'll do anything And so that ethos really

1:04:17

works on kick or another platform. So like

1:04:19

you can't do this. This is crazy It's all liability

1:04:21

and kicks like we don't give a shit. We're in

1:04:23

we're in Kira Sal, right? and

1:04:26

the reason why we were so confused

1:04:28

by this video is because they were

1:04:31

obviously fake too, which the

1:04:34

the pranksters pranksters

1:04:37

Which is totally fake like the most insane

1:04:39

Scenarios. So once it came out that they

1:04:42

were all faking their shit That's when it

1:04:44

started to crumble and I think the algorithm

1:04:46

also turned against them because

1:04:48

their videos were short. Mm-hmm And

1:04:50

they all just got wiped out and

1:04:53

the tally went on a famous like co-current like

1:04:55

yeah All the pranksters one by

1:04:57

one and saying they're all fake and he's lying.

1:04:59

Of course. He's faked many of his pranks That

1:05:02

video was awesome. Yeah, you got watch that

1:05:04

to just do a little Vitaly brush up

1:05:08

Someone asked will the Elon t-shirt only be on sale

1:05:10

for pre-sale. How long do we have it will only

1:05:12

be pre-sale I don't I think we said about two

1:05:14

weeks two weeks one or

1:05:16

two weeks. Mm-hmm to give everybody a

1:05:18

chance to

1:05:20

get it on the Excuse me

1:05:24

So here let's take a look at this Yeah,

1:05:27

I'll give you an example of a prank there and by

1:05:29

the way, he was getting like 50 million views So he

1:05:31

was a big deal back then we should probably Free

1:05:34

of you what we're gonna watch man. It's public Let's

1:05:38

see That's how

1:05:40

you know, I'm trusting myself. I'm trusting my old

1:05:43

thought which probably a bad idea. Well, you have

1:05:45

the button intro looks like this Every

1:05:51

fucking want to be prankster and

1:05:54

prankster channel has these outrageous like

1:05:56

graphical presets Transformers

1:06:00

11 and then it's just like some

1:06:03

dudes like 120 pixel webcam hey what's

1:06:07

up guys it is he was

1:06:09

very great today

1:06:20

we're going to I'm

1:06:23

gonna do some pranks here

1:06:26

guys what the fuck you

1:06:28

toned it down a little bit everybody's intro

1:06:30

is out of control yeah

1:06:35

they all had it really in something

1:06:37

I totally said anyway these

1:06:40

are fake by the way

1:06:44

these are like fake I'm

1:06:49

a doctor by the way are you with

1:06:51

my fingers children

1:06:57

do that woman that poor girl's gonna sit

1:07:00

there and adore this shit damn

1:07:03

dude like I was

1:07:05

just trying to stroll through the park

1:07:07

dog well she's not trying to fucking

1:07:09

carry baggage around from the fucking finger

1:07:11

doctor Vitaly okay you're such a finger

1:07:13

doctor why'd you sit on the bank

1:07:16

bus for 15 minutes with a fucking

1:07:19

that's true that's also Vitaly lore yeah

1:07:21

he was on the bank bus before

1:07:23

he was a youtuber and

1:07:26

he had one appearance where he went

1:07:28

on the bus with his friend and

1:07:30

he couldn't get it up so he said it's

1:07:32

one of the weirdest porn ever he's just

1:07:34

sitting there to the side

1:07:38

trying to get his soft member

1:07:41

up while

1:07:43

his friend has sex with the

1:07:45

girl it's fucking amazing it is

1:07:47

so awkward holy shit yeah

1:07:52

are you guys at least 18 years old Yeah,

1:08:00

you know what I'm talking about. Nah, but seriously, you

1:08:02

can't get it up. There's proof on the internet, you

1:08:04

should check that out. Can I

1:08:06

get your mother's number? Let's talk over

1:08:08

it when she goes to sleep, okay?

1:08:11

So, I got the digits, playa. These

1:08:14

single moms are way too easy. What's your

1:08:16

name, man? Um, the

1:08:18

premise being that like, I'm gonna be sexual

1:08:20

in front of kids too. It's like, dude,

1:08:22

what are you doing? It's just

1:08:25

weird. Sorry. And

1:08:27

then they always depict women as like,

1:08:30

pathetic, docile, like she doesn't care about

1:08:32

protecting her child. She actually wants to

1:08:34

fuck Vitaly. Yeah. And

1:08:37

people believe it. I mean, the vast majority of the audience

1:08:39

were believing this stuff was real. You're

1:08:41

Valerie? Yeah. Oh, I'm Vitaly. You

1:08:45

know what the V&V is, right? What? You

1:08:47

know what V&V is, right? What

1:08:50

are you gonna sizzle your, you, do you have a vagina?

1:08:52

What do you mean? What does that

1:08:55

mean? So

1:08:59

anyway, you wanna fuck? You know what happened to my

1:09:01

last kid? It's kind of, you know, my

1:09:03

wife was pregnant and then she fell down the stairs. I mean,

1:09:06

I gotta push her to be honest. Sorry for my

1:09:08

cheesy jokes. Sorry for my

1:09:10

cheesy jokes. Like, murdering my wife

1:09:12

and her downborn child. Nah, but...

1:09:17

I told this bitch I was gonna tumble her

1:09:19

down the stairs and kill her unborn child, but

1:09:21

guess what? They're just so easy and not paid

1:09:24

actors. You know, those mother's reactions

1:09:26

didn't seem very realistic. So I'm going outside

1:09:28

to test it for myself. I wanna see

1:09:30

how mothers react to my approach. Let's check

1:09:32

it out, guys. There

1:09:37

was this, this, uh, this

1:09:39

little walkway behind our apartment that we've got

1:09:41

so many videos at whenever we need like

1:09:43

a nature. This has been, um, give

1:09:46

a time if anybody in Israel is watching.

1:09:48

We used to get rocket warnings and we'd

1:09:50

fucking lay in the gutter. Yeah,

1:09:54

we were living there when there was rockets coming. Uh... We

1:09:56

did not lay in the gutter. Sean did. Sean did. I

1:10:01

used to happen. I was walking there though you what do you do you

1:10:03

got to lay down you got to get in the gutter Okay,

1:10:08

you often I Climbed

1:10:12

in this hole right here Shut

1:10:30

up, look up lady. They all love share

1:10:32

the breath Whoa

1:10:47

lighten up lady you feminazi man

1:10:49

hating lesbo My

1:10:53

videos are real and your paranoid

1:10:55

suspicions are true So

1:11:00

this is yeah, this is what we used to be up

1:11:02

to man we make one of these every week for

1:11:05

a long time this was kind of I Mean

1:11:08

we were for those of you guys that

1:11:10

didn't follow that whole thing. We were Very

1:11:13

popular at the peak of our h3 thing.

1:11:15

We were kind of on

1:11:18

top of the game But

1:11:20

I got burned out. I

1:11:22

got mega burned out and I had

1:11:25

to stop Mm-hmm But

1:11:28

this so there's that one that one was not

1:11:30

that bad the one that really was the Vitaly

1:11:33

feeding the homeless This

1:11:36

was one of our most popular videos we made

1:11:40

14 million views is pretty good Guys

1:11:42

today right on the street. I'm just gonna go to

1:11:44

the part with them because I've got one dollar Makes

1:11:47

11 minute video. It's not that long Back

1:11:50

in the day. That was a really

1:11:52

long video really long. Yeah Let's see

1:12:00

You look like you need to take this solid,

1:12:02

but... Don't change your life, man. Why'd you give

1:12:04

me a dollar? Fuck it, I'm a homeless.

1:12:07

I'm a homeless. You're a homeless, dude. Look at you. You're

1:12:10

a homeless. Dude, these are fucking great. These

1:12:12

are new ballots, dude. It's a dollar, dude.

1:12:14

Dude, my mom kicked me out of my

1:12:16

house. Yeah, right. My, uh, cat

1:12:18

canopy is getting renovated. Fuck off, dude. Take

1:12:20

yourself a new shirt, dude. You look like

1:12:23

shit. I have a Lamborghini. Dude, you got

1:12:25

my dollar. You're so cute, dude. Be nice

1:12:27

to people, man. Be nice to people, man.

1:12:30

I don't need it or anything. I just think it's better.

1:12:37

We're so into now, we're so real. Yeah.

1:12:40

Wow, Ethan, great moves. Keep it

1:12:42

up, proud of you. Yeah, he does.

1:12:45

Yeah, we used to get pretty into this stuff,

1:12:47

man. We had

1:12:49

a whole intro. I

1:12:52

see people in shots saying, is that Yogi? Mm-hmm.

1:12:55

That's so funny to me. Is that Yogi?

1:12:57

Yeah. Yep, that's Yogi, man. Don't

1:12:59

ask. Don't even look into

1:13:01

that. If you're a fan

1:13:03

of Yogi, don't inquire further. Definitely. Just

1:13:06

enjoy the music. Um,

1:13:09

fuck, I guess you guys want to watch the whole thing. I

1:13:12

think it's fun. I'm down. Guys, have

1:13:14

you ever given a homeless person a dollar and had a friend

1:13:16

hide in the bush and film it and then put it on

1:13:18

the internet so you could make like $10,000? Well,

1:13:21

that is a phenomenon that's been going on on YouTube a

1:13:23

lot. And I'm starting to think

1:13:25

that it's not about the dollar. I want

1:13:27

to know, what's with Prankers and why do

1:13:30

they love homeless people so much? How did

1:13:32

this get started and where does it end?

1:13:34

All the empties here today on H3H3 Productions'

1:13:36

new reaction video entitled, Fuck Me In The

1:13:38

Ass and Prank Me Silly. I wish I

1:13:41

was homeless and somebody cared about me. By

1:13:43

the way, if there's any homeless minorities out there,

1:13:45

please send me an email at homelessminorities.com.

1:13:51

We are looking for somebody to cast for our next episode

1:13:53

of the video. Thank you so much. Let's get started. There

1:13:56

was a phenomenon and the

1:13:58

thing that pissed me off the most Is that

1:14:00

people love this shit

1:14:02

not only that they were being hailed as

1:14:05

Saints they were going on morning news Right

1:14:08

it was so out of control And

1:14:11

all the dudes doing these pranks were the

1:14:13

most cynical You

1:14:15

know retails shit. Yeah, exactly. It's

1:14:17

just was so ridiculous start

1:14:22

People don't believe me when I say that there

1:14:24

was I never scripted these Ever

1:14:26

and that was part of the problem why it was so

1:14:28

stressful the funny thing is actually We

1:14:30

tried that like a few times and

1:14:33

it just was not possible. It's been

1:14:35

like it doesn't work like just

1:14:37

didn't come off funny no, and I think I

1:14:40

think maybe I was too much in my head about it because

1:14:43

Everybody everybody on the internet that does this

1:14:46

shit. They probably write a script They sit

1:14:48

down and they do it and bother being

1:14:50

Bob's your uncle But like if I wasn't

1:14:52

in the right mood I sit down and

1:14:54

it would be funny and then sometimes if

1:14:56

I'm If I'm on we

1:14:58

just sit there and we screw we shoot

1:15:00

the whole fucking thing. There's no plan. There's

1:15:02

no script It's all improvised and

1:15:05

then we tip we assemble that and put in the sketches

1:15:07

and all the bit from that It

1:15:09

was the whole the worst creative

1:15:12

methods maybe Ever

1:15:14

which is probably why I burned out for

1:15:17

a lot of these were you watching here for the first time? um

1:15:22

No, I would time sometimes but if I'd have to

1:15:24

find out if the video was good sometimes We'd go

1:15:26

in raw and I was like this video is not

1:15:29

good like in the beginning Mm-hmm, but then the more

1:15:31

we did we had to make sure the video is

1:15:33

actually good You know I was always curious about that

1:15:35

and I figured you guys cut stuff out if it

1:15:38

was like a like how much footage Would you say

1:15:40

for like a 10-minute video? Oh my god a

1:15:43

lot a lot. Yeah, I would

1:15:45

edit down a lot. I wouldn't I Was

1:15:48

very I Was

1:15:52

very cut cutting yeah, I

1:15:54

had no problem cutting footage Can

1:15:58

Ethan speak on his actions in the John's soccer

1:16:00

video? What actions? What'd

1:16:05

I do in the John's soccer video? I

1:16:09

don't remember that being a problem. He's

1:16:13

a weird vegan guy that's like a creep. Yeah,

1:16:15

well I can't even remember. What was

1:16:17

that one? Oh, go around

1:16:20

John's soccer. Yeah, what did I do to John's

1:16:22

soccer? Two years ago the

1:16:24

YouTube channel or whatever ran into a

1:16:26

corky who's now doing the red pill

1:16:28

shit That's the guy The

1:16:31

whatever podcast. I'm pretty sure

1:16:33

that that's them. Wait, what?

1:16:37

Wait, no Hold

1:16:40

on hold on hold on hold on whatever

1:16:42

was a popular prank channel back in the day

1:16:44

and I'm

1:16:46

pretty sure that I recognized the

1:16:48

host Yeah,

1:16:51

they have the whatever channel bro watch this

1:16:53

if I go videos I know they were

1:16:55

pranksters, but two years ago. This is them

1:16:58

They were the whatever pranksters and now they're doing

1:17:00

a red pill podcast One

1:17:24

of their thumbnails was so graphic. I had

1:17:26

the button. It was a

1:17:28

close-up of a woman's camel toe. That's

1:17:31

crazy So

1:17:34

anyway, there you go This

1:17:38

is what the pranksters are who they are The

1:17:42

homeless man who had a wacky wacky skill

1:17:44

of goofing around with his mustache So

1:17:47

they decided to do a genuinely nice thing

1:17:49

They pulled a bunch of money and went and

1:17:51

surprised him with it. They made a heartwarming

1:17:53

feel great video They got five million views

1:17:55

the money was nice, but did you see that

1:17:57

whatever hat they gave him? Yeah, that's going

1:17:59

right in the garbage that's too trashy

1:18:01

even for a homeless person soon after

1:18:04

this video the exploiting homeless people to

1:18:06

get a ton of views and grow

1:18:08

your channel craze was born everyone will

1:18:10

appreciate it as we best feeding the

1:18:13

homeless pranks gone second on bad on

1:18:15

great jobs the first couple of homeless

1:18:17

videos actually had

1:18:19

a genuine niceness about it and they didn't

1:18:21

seem forced at all it wasn't until Vitaly

1:18:24

made his homeless video that things got a

1:18:26

little weird okay

1:18:31

now what I love about this

1:18:33

video is that the music and

1:18:35

cheering music betrays what's actually going

1:18:37

on in the scene look at

1:18:39

what's actually happening in that we

1:18:41

got enough for everyone got enough

1:18:43

for everyone I'm freaking out the

1:18:48

music just like

1:18:51

fucking back just keep watching

1:19:01

just fucking rooted out stop

1:19:04

put that in you know this means it

1:19:06

just means that this

1:19:08

is the best footage they had where he wasn't

1:19:10

tripping out and yelling at everyone the stop was

1:19:13

the best they could do to make him look

1:19:15

good we got it up for everybody this is

1:19:17

not the only box not the

1:19:19

only box did you get a lot

1:19:23

of everybody just back up you know

1:19:25

there would have never been

1:19:39

an issue if he would have had more people but

1:19:41

he had to be the guy yeah the center of

1:19:43

attention if there was like two more people there'd be

1:19:45

no problem what's

1:19:48

screaming and shit is this supposed to make

1:19:50

me feel good it makes me terrified it

1:19:52

makes me ashamed to be a human

1:19:54

being it's like the worst just

1:19:56

watch this part watch this guy We

1:20:00

got enough sandwiches for everybody I really like it That

1:20:04

guy's pissed, look at him Hey, we're

1:20:06

standing in line We're standing in

1:20:08

line We're standing in

1:20:10

line Back up! We

1:20:13

got enough sandwiches I feel like

1:20:15

it's just total

1:20:18

chaos there Put

1:20:20

this cheery music over it and it's a fucking viral

1:20:23

hit I love that

1:20:25

this whole thing is in the news genuinely

1:20:27

genuinely tens of millions of people

1:20:29

watched this and were inspired

1:20:34

and on Facebook, the videos would get

1:20:36

like hundreds of millions So

1:20:38

you should boomer It's a

1:20:41

boomer honey trap I don't know Can't

1:20:44

get enough of this shit If

1:20:46

he just allowed someone else to hand the sandwiches out

1:20:48

with him I made

1:20:50

the same observation Oh my

1:20:52

gosh, that's so interesting When

1:20:55

I said that, I was like There's no way I said that Look

1:20:58

at us, it's me and you See everybody

1:21:00

says I changed I'm

1:21:03

still me Same Ethan

1:21:07

Thank you You know what's funny? We

1:21:10

repeat this back up almost

1:21:12

on a weekly basis It's so good Back

1:21:16

up That's so funny

1:21:20

I do that with Lena as well and

1:21:22

denied you guys said it That

1:21:24

was denied From

1:21:26

what video is that? That was

1:21:28

about your lawsuit The first

1:21:31

lawsuit The

1:21:33

motion was denied I don't remember how

1:21:35

it said it Overruled Nice,

1:21:38

I'm glad you guys enjoyed that Thank

1:21:40

you, appreciate you being here Obsessed with

1:21:43

being the one person to hand out each thousand sandwich,

1:21:46

you just created this huge chaotic

1:21:48

butt fuck fest Now I

1:21:51

can't hate on the guy for giving away a bunch of

1:21:53

sandwiches, he did a really nice thing in a really dangerous

1:21:55

part of town But I think it's the first video I

1:21:57

saw where it's like there's something a little

1:21:59

bit going on here More than the sandwich that

1:22:01

disconnect from like what you're supposed to feel

1:22:03

from what you actually seen was a really

1:22:06

interesting first step towards the real Exploiting

1:22:09

the homeless phenomenon, so let's carry on

1:22:11

guys Okay,

1:22:14

holy shit Daniel Fernandez. This guy

1:22:16

was always in my email begging

1:22:20

Take these videos down because he was listen

1:22:22

Daniel. He seems like a nice guy. I'm

1:22:24

sorry. I'm talking about you again I'm probably

1:22:26

gonna get another email from him, but

1:22:28

he's like trying to be he's trying to have

1:22:30

a serious career like a musician a magician and

1:22:35

He had some of you most

1:22:37

doing now f'd up vile weird

1:22:39

prank social experiments This

1:22:42

was so cynical this homeless one he made

1:22:44

I Was

1:22:46

like bro. I'm sorry. I can't take it down. It's

1:22:48

a classic You

1:22:51

just you know I mean just just move on

1:22:53

brother people have recovered from worse things

1:22:56

Yeah, what is he up to he's so close? He's

1:23:01

probably newborn or

1:23:03

something probably born again Newborn

1:23:12

I only know him from this video. He was a

1:23:14

he was huge. He was a huge influencer people were

1:23:16

fucking loving him He was way bigger than us at

1:23:19

the time he Had

1:23:22

that one would kissing He

1:23:24

was doing kissing strangers, and then this homeless one was one

1:23:26

of the most cynical videos I've ever seen and he seems

1:23:28

like a nice guy. I think maybe he just got lost

1:23:30

in the sauce I don't know but here it is Music

1:23:37

pretty sure that music copyright. It's one directing people

1:23:39

talk about in the chat. Oh, so

1:23:41

wait. Let me just skip I

1:23:44

just skip before favorite feeling the homeless person We should

1:23:46

tell you for not on the go and suck. Well,

1:23:48

how are we right now? We're

1:23:50

kind of off the first half here now. I

1:23:52

thought everybody's enjoying this Yeah, it's

1:23:55

just we I Don't know

1:23:57

if we're gonna have time to get to the vitality stuff now. Oh Yes,

1:24:00

we have plenty of time. We still have two hours. Well.

1:24:02

We're we have Tom calling in in about 10-15

1:24:05

minutes Tom

1:24:07

can wait. What is he doing? I'm

1:24:11

kidding. I'm kidding. We'll make time for Tom Tom

1:24:13

We'll call in and then we'll do the thing together when

1:24:15

he's ready and the size of his enormous head.

1:24:18

Oh Yeah,

1:24:20

so just muted so he does this thing where he does

1:24:22

magic for the homeless and then he goes here here You

1:24:24

go you can keep this cup of pennies He

1:24:27

goes here you go. Oh, yeah, he really

1:24:29

don't look at his own guy. Yeah me

1:24:32

and dirty change into his food We're

1:24:34

in a box And

1:24:37

he's like yo keep here night. You can

1:24:39

I mean rule it's insane Talk

1:24:41

to him in a language he under yeah Yeah,

1:24:52

okay here here guys I

1:24:54

forgot about all this I love this

1:24:56

he poured like $1 of change in

1:24:59

this fucking he's eating that food Daniel

1:25:01

you poor copy You

1:25:06

just ruined my meal it was worth more than the

1:25:08

amount of change you poured on it or in his

1:25:10

words Yes

1:25:18

Sucks at the music he did look story of my life

1:25:21

and by the way they got to try so hard to

1:25:23

make it Appeal to emotion, you

1:25:25

know Go

1:25:29

ahead I think it's gone now You

1:25:31

don't get that song you don't get that slow-mo for

1:25:33

giving someone 95 cents and by the

1:25:35

way room meal Daniel the only reason

1:25:37

you play that music is so that you could feel

1:25:40

like a god so that you can feel

1:25:42

like a saint Okay, and by the

1:25:44

way, you are you're very handsome by the way, and I wouldn't

1:25:46

mind seeing you naked. Oh, come on Ridiculous

1:25:49

oh Yeah,

1:25:53

so here he goes up to a fucking Sleeping

1:25:55

homeless person and puts

1:25:58

a bottle of water and like a cookie Which

1:26:02

like is fine but to film it like you're

1:26:04

doing some big great thing is just weird and

1:26:06

a little creepy frankly that you're going up to

1:26:09

someone who's passed out. He did not

1:26:11

have to touch him. Is that tap water? He's trying

1:26:13

to wake him up for a fucking bottle of water. Just

1:26:15

put it next to him and walk away. Like

1:26:18

this guy is probably in the

1:26:20

midst of a heroin. He's

1:26:22

probably fucked up on heroin like he's gonna open his eyes

1:26:24

and have a positive reaction to this. Yeah

1:26:27

go ahead. Concrete

1:26:31

for two cookies and water if

1:26:33

they're objective enough to make themselves look

1:26:35

like a saint. You know

1:26:37

what he probably stayed there and when he woke up the

1:26:39

dude was like what the fuck dude? But he cut that

1:26:41

shit out he didn't include that. At

1:26:43

least get him a fucking Pepsi mask dude. At least buy

1:26:46

him a SOTY pop. Bottle of water? Who

1:26:48

cares about bottle of water dude? They're homeless. They probably

1:26:50

drink from puddles on the ground. Come

1:26:54

on bro. What's wrong with you? Oh

1:26:57

my god. That's not a joke that I condone. I

1:27:02

would never joke like that today. The fuck. Do

1:27:06

you remember me? No he went back to the

1:27:08

change guy. He went

1:27:10

back. No he didn't. Oh it's a

1:27:12

different guy. Oh sorry he was the different guy

1:27:14

and he's like remember me. He's in a different

1:27:16

video of his. He's doing the same voice though.

1:27:19

I think that may have been a little confused. He's

1:27:21

doing the remember me the loud voice. And I think

1:27:23

he gave this guy like change also. He did the

1:27:25

same trick for him. Probably drink from puddles on the

1:27:28

ground. Who's a fuck? What's up man?

1:27:30

You remember me? Yeah. I

1:27:32

don't think it's just this dude next to him playing. Who

1:27:36

am I? Who am I? Say my name

1:27:38

baby. Say my name. Seems

1:27:41

that Daniel's been spending a little bit too much time with

1:27:44

a DJ we all know and love. You remember me? Yeah.

1:27:47

Who am I? Okay guys. You're

1:27:50

pretty good at editing. Yeah. You're

1:27:53

a good editor. I really, I really

1:27:57

got lost in the editing when I would do these. I

1:28:00

probably spent hundreds of hours on these

1:28:03

videos. It doesn't look like it, but

1:28:06

I wasn't a good editor, by the way. I wasn't like efficient.

1:28:09

Everything I did was like the longest,

1:28:11

dumbest way possible. You remember that homeless

1:28:13

video we were watching? Well, let's get to the

1:28:15

important part. Daniel. Peanut butter jelly,

1:28:17

peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,

1:28:19

peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly. The resistant guy!

1:28:26

By the way, this gif that you sometimes

1:28:28

see around the internet, I made this, too. This

1:28:31

is a Youth In Cline original. I edited this. And

1:28:35

you guys seen this in GIF form, or on the

1:28:37

internet around here? Oh, no way. I made this. No

1:28:39

way. Yeah. I honestly did not know that. I fucking

1:28:41

made this. Same with the trigger meme. I made both

1:28:43

of them. We watch

1:28:46

YouTube videos with Teddy. Completely

1:28:48

unrelated. And then I'll see the trigger thing and

1:28:50

I'm like, we made that thing. That's a graphic

1:28:52

meme. I made. Man. Very cool. I just wanted

1:28:55

to make this one. That's pretty cool. You gotta

1:28:57

start claiming. Thank

1:29:00

you. Yeah. He's

1:29:07

just... Hahahaha. Yeah,

1:29:14

you get the idea. You don't need the music. Still

1:29:18

going. Well, bad marriage

1:29:20

is away from joining Scientology. True. Can

1:29:23

you see that? He

1:29:26

fucked up a dollar and then gave it to him. I

1:29:30

mean, a dollar is not gonna help this guy out

1:29:32

more than that, man. You gotta mute it. Dollar Daniel.

1:29:35

One fucking dollar you're gonna slow-mo and dramatic

1:29:37

music me for one dollar, dude. He's like,

1:29:39

man, I'm homeless and even this wasn't worth

1:29:42

my time, dude. I just want

1:29:44

to help people and record it and put it on

1:29:46

YouTube. It's the story of my life. And

1:29:48

I want to take all the color out. Black

1:29:50

and white only. Slow-mo is nine percent of the

1:29:52

time. I'm most of the music. It's the story

1:29:54

of my life. I want everybody to see this. Ah,

1:29:58

it's my vision. As

1:30:02

it is, with every cycle, there

1:30:04

is a beginning and an end. We've seen

1:30:06

the beginning, we've seen the meat, and

1:30:09

I believe the end is here. There's only

1:30:11

one man who could usher in- Lizzie said

1:30:13

true, Ethan to himself from 10 years ago. It

1:30:15

was a good observation. I absolutely

1:30:17

co-signed myself. He's definitely giving some apology

1:30:20

to the end of this cycle. Indeed

1:30:23

the end of humanity itself. Is

1:30:25

he the writer of the apocalypse? No. He's

1:30:28

a mortal man. I don't remember this. I don't remember

1:30:30

where it just goes. Oh, wait,

1:30:32

should we be feeding the homeless? Oh shoot,

1:30:34

nice. If you guys don't- Oh, I can't-

1:30:36

I can't- I can't even think I can

1:30:39

show this. I just

1:30:41

interviewed the moral center of YouTube itself.

1:30:43

If this man starts a trend, it

1:30:45

is sure to continue. I'm starting a

1:30:48

new campaign on my YouTube channel. It's

1:30:50

called Buy a McDouble for a Homeless

1:30:52

Person. I got a half a million

1:30:54

subscribers, so if everybody does it, a

1:30:57

half a million people will get

1:30:59

fed for a second. For a

1:31:01

second, I appreciate the realism he

1:31:03

injects for a second. I gotta

1:31:05

make sure I got the one that's

1:31:08

special because I don't like onions

1:31:10

and pickles. You're telling me the dude

1:31:12

who's famous for downing a stick of deodorant

1:31:14

won't eat pickles and onions? Okay,

1:31:19

he's got a lot of time left. He's,

1:31:22

you know, his face turning red like a tomato.

1:31:25

Tomato. This is real. This is what

1:31:27

real helping the homeless looks like, guys.

1:31:29

It's not glorious. It's not beautiful. It's

1:31:31

human. Thank you. Okay,

1:31:33

you got a lot of time

1:31:35

left. You guys, back up. He's

1:31:42

nibbling away like a gerbil or a hamster.

1:31:45

Many homeless people walk around with an empty stomach.

1:31:48

You want me? Everybody to do is go

1:31:50

buy a McDouble for somebody homeless. You want

1:31:52

me? Who am I? Thank you.

1:31:56

All right, guys, you're down in

1:31:58

the bushes. Go

1:32:01

buy him a job before a homeless guy, man!

1:32:03

Ha ha! The

1:32:05

fuck are two guys doing down in

1:32:07

the flowers is what I'm wondering. Either

1:32:09

way! After this, you're next was never

1:32:11

seen again. Guys rest in school. You wonder

1:32:14

the earth with Bobo dropping cheeseburgers and Doritos

1:32:16

everywhere they go. In the end, guys, are

1:32:18

they all assholes? Yes. But not for helping

1:32:20

homeless people. Am I a giant asshole? What

1:32:22

the fuck have I done, right? Nothing.

1:32:24

Maybe I'm an asshole. Maybe I'm

1:32:27

a fucking asshole. What the hell have I done? Maybe

1:32:29

I need to go out and give someone a dollar and film it,

1:32:31

put it on YouTube. I mean, what does it matter

1:32:33

what I've done, right? If you don't film it, it

1:32:35

doesn't happen. I mean, that's about as good as

1:32:37

it gets. If you don't film it, it didn't happen,

1:32:39

guys. Welcome to 2015 and beyond. If

1:32:42

you're gonna do something nice, film it, you fucking

1:32:44

idiot, because you can inspire other people with it.

1:32:47

No! Because you can make a bunch of money

1:32:49

on YouTube. Sponsorships, guys. Mwah,

1:32:51

mwah, mwah. Views, subscribers, the

1:32:53

adoration of lots of young girls,

1:32:55

by the way, follow me on

1:32:57

Snapchat. Oh, I was doing the

1:32:59

Snapchat. You went ahead. I was dying. I didn't

1:33:02

realize I knew about Snapchat even then. This is

1:33:04

2015. Wow. Crazy.

1:33:06

Interesting. Am I the

1:33:09

asshole? Yeah, probably. Are they the asshole? Yeah. Where

1:33:11

does that leave you? I don't know. Fuck off. It's the end

1:33:13

of the video. I'm gonna take this whole small thing. Yeah,

1:33:16

there is. There's a lot of... I

1:33:20

wonder, sometimes I think to myself... I

1:33:23

think it's just a past. The time has passed. It is past. Yeah.

1:33:27

Videos like that. It's

1:33:29

fitted the environment. Yeah,

1:33:32

at that time. People

1:33:35

wanted to see what's the triggered meme that we

1:33:37

were talking about. Oh, sure. I'll

1:33:40

just type triggered meme and probably show

1:33:42

up in Google Images. Triggered meme. Yes.

1:33:47

Is this shaking yellow part? Yeah.

1:33:52

This here. This

1:33:55

is literally from... I

1:33:58

think it was... I

1:34:01

don't know what the first video

1:34:03

when we did that yeah, and

1:34:06

then that and then the garage the Neil

1:34:12

Degrass Tyson cringe

1:34:14

meme Yeah,

1:34:16

this is literally the text that I

1:34:19

put on there. This is like the age three text

1:34:21

I Had

1:34:25

an idea. Yeah, I made this

1:34:27

also that font like I

1:34:29

feel like I Remember

1:34:31

picking that yeah. Yeah, very very long time

1:34:33

ago, and then now I see it always

1:34:36

everywhere Yeah, it took us a while

1:34:38

to find a font we liked hmm, but

1:34:41

There it is a little lower for you a

1:34:47

Little weird poster. Why did you get

1:34:49

drawn like why did you get

1:34:51

drawn like that? I? Don't

1:34:54

think Ryan ended up showing up I

1:34:56

couldn't find a re-upload so I think what happened

1:34:58

was he didn't make it so Bradley Martin went

1:35:00

in his place That's a good thing

1:35:02

Ryan is really unhinged man.

1:35:05

I would have been a wild-car

1:35:07

situation Let See

1:35:10

here so we can move on to the Tom thing

1:35:12

if he's ready come back to Vitaly or we can

1:35:14

move on with Vitaly What are you in

1:35:17

you want to roll you want to do your thing and we'll come back to this Sure,

1:35:20

we didn't even start watching it. Yeah, we're not into

1:35:22

the meat of it. Tally anyway, so yeah, we can

1:35:24

come come back to it so

1:35:29

You ready in yeah? Nate

1:35:31

has the video so whenever he wants to roll

1:35:33

it we're good to go all right without further

1:35:36

ado Let us enjoy Tom Ward's

1:35:39

journey through peace of mind

1:35:41

with little Wayne little John

1:35:43

well John John Wayne Do

1:35:52

dishes need to be pre-washed

1:35:54

before entering the the dishwasher

1:35:58

To free ready red articles by professionals

1:36:00

they say you do not need to pre-wash.

1:36:02

They even go as far to say it's

1:36:05

a waste of water. It ruins the efficiency

1:36:07

of the dishwasher and it's like ecologically horrible

1:36:09

thing to do. On Wednesday we had a

1:36:11

big food taste

1:36:14

testing segment here on the show. Did

1:36:16

not rinse. I mean these things are

1:36:19

spotless dude. These are clean

1:36:21

dishes. After a meal you

1:36:24

know you in the family you get up you

1:36:26

take your plate you scrape it off into

1:36:28

the trash. You don't need to go

1:36:30

to the sink next. Straight into the dishwasher

1:36:32

it's okay. I think what Dan is saying

1:36:34

to you Tom you might be out of your

1:36:36

element. Out of your element. Out of your

1:36:38

element. The

1:36:41

dishes in my dishwasher are dirty right

1:36:43

now. They haven't been pre-rinced. They haven't

1:36:45

been pre-scraped. My views suck ass. No

1:36:47

one watches. I went to

1:36:49

Paris Hilton's house only for 4,000 views.

1:36:53

Nobody gave a shit. I'm on a

1:36:55

crossroads of my life right now. I'm looking

1:36:57

for a job and I look at my

1:37:00

inbox every day and it's rejection. As I

1:37:02

apply and it's more rejection than the rest.

1:37:05

Reject speech. Reject

1:37:07

speech. What

1:37:10

is this? Dear esteemed reader

1:37:13

you are cordially invited to a

1:37:15

spiritual experience led by rapper and

1:37:17

producer Lil Jon who is celebrating

1:37:19

the release of this new meditation

1:37:21

album. A night of

1:37:23

spiritual enlightenment, relaxation and inner balance.

1:37:26

Hotel casual attire is recommended.

1:37:29

Manifest abundance. We look forward

1:37:31

to having you join us.

1:37:34

Maybe Lil Jon has the answers I'm looking

1:37:37

for. I will go to this event and

1:37:39

it will change my life and I

1:37:41

will manifest the budget. What?

1:38:07

Okay! When

1:38:10

the daily stresses have you pacing from the

1:38:12

windows to the wall, it's time to unplug

1:38:14

from the chaos and enjoy a refreshing daiquiri.

1:38:18

I think that's mushrooms with a

1:38:20

hint of my

1:38:22

chakras aligning. My Saturn is in

1:38:24

retrograde, my Mercury is rising, and

1:38:27

this cracker is outstanding. I

1:38:30

think that's a good idea. I think

1:38:32

that's a good idea. I

1:38:35

think that's a good idea. The

1:39:00

center is made of shungite. Shungite

1:39:02

is known, especially in like government

1:39:05

circles, for combating

1:39:07

radiation sickness. The

1:39:09

electricity that we use right now is, uh... What

1:39:13

is it? It's not longitudinal, it's

1:39:16

opposite. What is it? What's opposite of longitudinal?

1:39:18

Latitude? Transverse? Transverse. This right here, we use

1:39:20

to measure the frequencies coming off this. If

1:39:22

you left this on right here, right now,

1:39:25

and you left it here for a week,

1:39:28

all around us, within a 50-foot

1:39:30

radius, the trees would be

1:39:32

greener and they would grow faster and bigger.

1:39:34

And this is basically biohacking. Turning

1:39:36

your normal human body into a super human body.

1:39:38

That's what it will do to you. I'm

1:39:42

in. You're in. I'm in.

1:39:45

Pyramid thing on top. What is that?

1:39:47

A capstone on top of this 24-carat

1:39:49

gold-plated pyramid. It's just amplifying what pyramids

1:39:51

naturally do already, to

1:39:53

gather the electromagnetic field of the Earth,

1:39:55

the electromagnetic frequencies going through you, and

1:39:58

stimulating the world. things

1:40:00

like more ATP production in the mitochondria

1:40:02

so it's tuning up your chakra and

1:40:04

your light body. I need

1:40:06

my chakras too I think. Don't we all? We all need

1:40:08

a little tune up. Put a little eye mask on. Alright. And

1:40:11

then he's gonna get through the headphone. Okay. Alright.

1:40:15

Let's go. Alright. Let's

1:40:22

get this mother croc! My

1:40:24

happiness is a gift I give myself

1:40:26

every day. I am in

1:40:29

good spirit. I am smiling. I

1:40:31

choose to be happy. I

1:40:33

choose happiness over

1:40:35

sadness. I choose joy

1:40:37

over anger because it

1:40:39

makes me feel good. I welcome

1:40:41

the positive. I

1:40:44

learn from the negative and turn

1:40:46

it into a positive. I feel

1:40:49

clear, focused and safe. And

1:40:51

that's because I'm having a manifest

1:40:54

happiness. I

1:40:56

am happy. Thank

1:40:58

you little Johnny. Yeah! That was loud man.

1:41:01

Very impressed. I feel calm. Namaste.

1:41:04

Namaste. There's a fucking harp.

1:41:06

They got a harp guy. There are swans across

1:41:08

the river hidden

1:41:12

tight by the

1:41:18

harp. I

1:41:23

have no idea. Thank

1:41:29

you. Most of you probably have

1:41:31

never been in a sound bath.

1:41:33

This is what a sound bath is. You're gonna

1:41:36

be immersed in

1:41:39

beautiful frequencies. Relax.

1:41:44

Let the frequency

1:41:46

wash over your body. Everything

1:41:49

starts with the breath. While

1:41:51

you're breathing, concentrate on the sounds you hear all around you.

1:41:54

Breathing the beautiful leaves. I

1:42:02

think I want to focus on happiness

1:42:05

now. I fill my mind

1:42:07

with only positive thought. I

1:42:12

am worthy of

1:42:14

happiness. I

1:42:19

radiate positivity.

1:42:23

I am worthy of happiness. If

1:42:26

you want to see your life

1:42:28

change, you have to have acceptance.

1:42:30

If you have acceptance, then

1:42:33

you will have peace because there's nothing

1:42:35

you're going to worry about ever.

1:42:37

I'm going to tell you the three affirmations

1:42:39

I will say the most. I am happy,

1:42:41

I am healthy, and I am at peace.

1:42:44

You can say those affirmations every

1:42:46

single day, throughout the day. I guarantee

1:42:48

it will change your mind, saying you

1:42:50

will have a more positive life. I

1:42:55

feel like I'm in Little John's garden of Eden, and

1:42:57

it's a good place to be. I

1:43:00

wonder what kind of dishwasher they have here.

1:43:02

Do they rinse? Do they pre-rinse? The

1:43:05

bird, nature, wildlife,

1:43:08

it truly is what it's all about. That's what

1:43:10

Little John taught me. Do you

1:43:12

think that bird is faking how many views he got

1:43:14

on his last video? No.

1:43:18

Of course not. Yes.

1:43:22

Yes. Ohm...

1:43:27

What the fuck is this thing? Only

1:43:29

Little John knows. The water's warring like

1:43:31

the rapids of my heart. Namaste.

1:43:38

Namaste. Namaste.

1:43:41

After the spiritual awakening in Guru John's third

1:43:43

eye hideaway, there was really only one thing

1:43:46

left for me to do. Can

1:43:48

I ask you a question real quick, please? Yes.

1:43:51

For a podcast, what's the meaning of life? What's all of

1:43:53

this about? To

1:43:55

learn. To learn. Why do we have

1:43:58

such a big brain? We

1:44:01

have a big blame because we have to store

1:44:03

all this information, we have to learn these things.

1:44:06

And what do you do every single

1:44:08

day? You can literally learn something every

1:44:10

day. I believe it's to learn. It's

1:44:12

to learn and I think it's also to be

1:44:16

positive in the future. I'm going

1:44:18

to be happy because happiness is a

1:44:21

choice. Yes, you can change

1:44:23

your reality to whatever you want it

1:44:25

to be. If you want to be

1:44:27

sad and miserable, that's what you're going to be. But if you

1:44:29

want to be happy and live your life, what's the

1:44:31

future that you can manifest? You have to believe

1:44:33

it and you have to run it and you

1:44:35

have to stay true to working hard to achieve

1:44:37

that goal. One

1:44:40

final question. Do you pre-wrench your dishes before

1:44:42

you put them in the dishwasher? Yes,

1:44:44

you have to. If you don't pre-wrench your dishes, it's

1:44:46

going to still be crushed. Little

1:44:49

John said it. My room is my

1:44:51

mom. Appreciate it. Hey, do it with me.

1:44:53

I've come. I am happy.

1:44:55

I am merch the fuck out.

1:44:57

I'm a little cranky. I have

1:44:59

indigestion from that spring roll. But

1:45:01

that's okay. It's my choice

1:45:04

to be happy. You know, and I feel vindicated.

1:45:06

Last time I was on the show, I got

1:45:08

a lot of flack. People said, Tom, you don't

1:45:10

need to pre-wrench. I am right. And

1:45:13

most importantly, Dan is wrong. And little John

1:45:15

proved that. Kids, pre-wrench your dishes,

1:45:17

motherfuckers. Okay.

1:45:21

Yeah. Namaste. Drop,

1:45:26

drop some. Can you help me? Put

1:45:28

the camera down. Here.

1:45:32

You have a lot of... I don't know if you're meant to take that much. It's

1:45:35

all mine. Hands off. You're

1:45:37

not allowed to take anything. You're a

1:45:39

plus one. Don't forget that. I

1:45:41

will never dare. All right. Bye. Wow.

1:45:46

Good thing. One,

1:45:50

nobody there is vaccinated, for sure. Probably not.

1:45:54

You want to check for COVID. Two,

1:45:57

I thought little John was pretty chill. I

1:46:00

thought his answer was good. Yeah. Yeah. You

1:46:02

have to. He's very

1:46:04

positive. You know? Who knew? Yeah!

1:46:10

He'd be so calm. Who knew that that dude was so

1:46:12

chill? Yeah. Okay! You

1:46:14

know, on his new album, he just goes,

1:46:16

yeah? Okay. Okay. Okay.

1:46:20

All right. Okay. He

1:46:22

goes, okay. And okay. Let's

1:46:24

take some shots. Not shots.

1:46:27

Not shots. Shots. That

1:46:29

was wonderful. What a nice journey

1:46:31

you guys had there. And I'm very grateful

1:46:33

that you guys got to speak with Lil

1:46:35

Jon there. Yeah. And Tom is

1:46:37

in the waiting room. I'm going to let him in. Yeah. And

1:46:40

of course, he didn't... That question is

1:46:42

so good. You didn't miss a beat.

1:46:44

But you asked Lil Jon, Tom, do

1:46:46

you pre-rinse with... He did not miss

1:46:49

a beat. It was immediate. Fuck

1:46:51

no. You were part of the big rouse. Thank

1:46:56

you, Tom. That was wonderful. Yeah. Good.

1:47:00

Hey now. Hey now. Peace

1:47:02

and love. Peace and love, my friend. So did you

1:47:04

have fun out there? Was Ian a drag? How did

1:47:06

it go? I mean,

1:47:08

yeah, he was kind of a drag. You know, he

1:47:10

kind of brought the creative process down for me. You

1:47:14

know, I like to, you know, look at the

1:47:16

big picture and kind of paint my

1:47:18

own story. Ian held me back a little bit,

1:47:20

but we got through that. That's good.

1:47:23

And I think we came up with something good.

1:47:25

Unfortunately, we did not get to send you

1:47:27

to Fist Fest. But thanks

1:47:29

to... The universe works

1:47:31

itself out. Lil Jon came to your email.

1:47:34

We're going to have to find more assignments because that was a joy.

1:47:36

That was really a joy ride. I

1:47:38

would say. You guys liked it? I didn't...

1:47:41

Yeah. I went to the bathroom for a second. Just

1:47:43

caught the... You went to the bathroom

1:47:45

during your part? No, no, no. I

1:47:47

came back. I went to the bathroom. You were playing

1:47:49

some dude's batali or something. And then I came back.

1:47:52

It was already started. What, you got shit to do?

1:47:54

I'm busy, bro. I mean, come on. A little hot

1:47:56

here. And there's

1:47:58

just like outside of this. I'm

1:48:00

not aware of that Listen

1:48:03

you will go back and watch it. It turned

1:48:05

out really nice. It was fun. Good. No, shout

1:48:07

out. He shot in all jokes aside In

1:48:12

the work And

1:48:15

shout out me too Yeah,

1:48:18

shout out shout out Tom. Have

1:48:20

you had a colonoscopy before? No,

1:48:24

I'm old as fuck dog. I'll probably do. How old

1:48:26

are you? 46. So

1:48:28

what are you waiting for? I

1:48:32

mean, I'm not really, you know looking forward

1:48:34

to having it shut my ass I'm

1:48:37

not eating for a day. That's well, I

1:48:39

know but Tom it's important. It's preventative. We

1:48:41

don't go on to lose you Alright,

1:48:45

should we how about we do it? I filmed

1:48:47

it. We talked to the doctor I've

1:48:50

honestly thought about that and and unfortunately

1:48:52

we wouldn't even be the first youtubers that did

1:48:54

that. Mm-hmm. Really? Rhett

1:48:57

and Link already did it those scumbags.

1:48:59

Colonoscopy? No Yeah,

1:49:01

yeah, they did they did their

1:49:03

together and they also did their

1:49:05

other thing the nipping. Yeah, my

1:49:07

sectomy together Oh, unfortunately, they're like

1:49:09

the Simpsons of YouTube. Yeah So

1:49:14

Tom Yeah,

1:49:17

how you doing? I checked out your channel the

1:49:19

views haven't really the views are pretty bad still

1:49:21

I I

1:49:23

agree. I agree. But we're working on it Have

1:49:26

you seen any positive improvement on the views or

1:49:28

the lives or what? How's it going for you?

1:49:31

Well, it's it's kind of good like my priorities

1:49:33

have shifted a little bit. I took After

1:49:36

going on here the last time first of all

1:49:38

shout out to the h3 community. There's No Started

1:49:48

streaming like streaming was never something

1:49:50

I thought about doing ever But

1:49:54

it's fun and the balance with the I'm working

1:49:56

and I just don't have time to it's so

1:49:58

much time to like doing It's just

1:50:00

me like reaching out to

1:50:02

guests constantly Then

1:50:06

you got to get the thing edited and you know

1:50:08

all that stuff I just you know

1:50:10

I don't have I don't have the time I said it would be

1:50:12

in love it will be tossed Yeah, yeah,

1:50:14

yeah, yeah, I get it and that's

1:50:16

okay sometimes It's time to move

1:50:18

on but I see you're still making once a week

1:50:20

Which is nice you're still doing your hobby and I

1:50:22

encourage everybody to go to the Tom Ward show and

1:50:24

watch his videos although I don't think it's gonna help

1:50:26

you at all I

1:50:30

just pick it and it's not because this

1:50:32

content is bad It's just because like he

1:50:34

this man could interview President Obama He could

1:50:36

literally invite or Joe by you can interview

1:50:38

the sitting president and it wouldn't break a

1:50:40

thousand views. No But

1:50:43

that's and it's not even about you. It's just the

1:50:45

Tom warden curse. I don't know what it is Well

1:50:48

even let's put things in perspective. I am

1:50:50

in the title and thumbnail of this video

1:50:53

to me I'm like a Jimmy Lee level

1:50:55

like I've made it You

1:51:02

did get a feature tag you did get a

1:51:04

feature tag But

1:51:09

Yeah, I'm gonna link your channel okay, we're gonna put

1:51:11

in description we're gonna put it all over the place

1:51:13

you guys go watch What should they watch you have

1:51:15

one you want to plug that they might that you're

1:51:18

proud of the life I guess they're all Do

1:51:20

you guys watch that Netflix show about?

1:51:24

Baby reindeer Baby reindeer.

1:51:26

No the one dating app Actually

1:51:29

Madison, you guys know I wanted it last night

1:51:31

it just came out You just came

1:51:33

out. I didn't finish it. I watched like the first two

1:51:36

parts. We watched it talk to me about it It was

1:51:38

good. This one's better. This one's better. Yeah, this is better.

1:51:40

It's good. I've enjoyed it so far Well,

1:51:42

I guess I think watch my last dream cuz

1:51:44

I talked about I didn't realize I was watching

1:51:46

it You know the dude with the beard In

1:51:50

the documentary the one who cheated on his wife and

1:51:52

stuff. I forgot he was I

1:51:54

didn't click to like the second episode

1:51:56

He was a big youtuber like

1:51:58

family Christian you Who oh

1:52:00

yeah, thank the pregnancy remember then the next

1:52:03

day she had a miscarriage and everyone said

1:52:05

it was a scam Like literally

1:52:07

the next day he got busted on the Ashley

1:52:09

Madison dude. There was more than one religious

1:52:13

Christian vlogger that

1:52:15

were big on YouTube that got leaked on

1:52:17

this Wow like they're out there man You

1:52:19

know I mean don't don't tell

1:52:21

me that Jesus Jesus For

1:52:24

sure Jesus you know what

1:52:26

did Jesus grab your dick and put in

1:52:28

some other woman right? You know hands

1:52:31

off my dick Jesus right Tom right?

1:52:35

It's my man right there. Are you

1:52:37

religious man Tom? No,

1:52:39

I'm kind of like yeah, I believe

1:52:41

in God, but no I'm not religious at all What

1:52:44

and what so in what sense do you believe in God

1:52:47

like I believe something created all this stuff

1:52:49

Yeah, I mean there's something there's gotta be some kind

1:52:51

of order I don't I mean I don't know what it

1:52:54

looks like or if it's even the thing so you

1:52:56

don't necessarily believe in like a sentient Thinking

1:52:58

God that watches us and thinks

1:53:00

about us and no no

1:53:02

like to do with the beard yeah I can

1:53:05

wait for your own stuff. Yeah, yeah, fuck that

1:53:07

guy My

1:53:09

thing about yeah, I

1:53:12

don't need to go into the whole I've been been

1:53:14

I've been hard on the religious lately Alright

1:53:17

Tom. What are you we're doing you got a job?

1:53:19

Are you doing working in appliances? It's

1:53:22

funny. No. I was working. Oh, so

1:53:24

busy. I was working at a startup

1:53:28

Heading up their sales team, and I recently

1:53:30

it's funny. I recently just parted ways with

1:53:32

them like two weeks ago It

1:53:36

just wasn't it just wasn't a good fit,

1:53:38

but great team great product So literally for

1:53:40

the last it was so funny doing the

1:53:42

little John thing because I'm literally like in

1:53:44

my office Dude, it's hard out in

1:53:46

the streets Ethan. Yeah Thousand

1:53:49

dollar a night hotels. Oh Man,

1:53:52

I'm a Marry a guy 150

1:53:56

a night You

1:53:59

got me Yeah, it's tough out

1:54:01

there. So it was

1:54:03

so nice to get out and like, the

1:54:05

application, like I never had to really like look

1:54:07

hard for a job before. Yeah.

1:54:10

Good, so. But now like applying on

1:54:12

LinkedIn and stuff, like. It's a different

1:54:14

world, eh? It sucks. No,

1:54:16

so it was so nice to go to that little John

1:54:18

thing. It's like, yes, get me out of here and let

1:54:20

me be. And I saw Joe

1:54:22

Walsh too randomly on the way out. The

1:54:25

musician? Yeah, the guitar player

1:54:27

for the Eagles. Yeah, I went. Okay.

1:54:30

And did you say anything to him? Yeah,

1:54:33

yeah, I talked to him. I was waiting

1:54:35

for my car. Maybe you get an interview

1:54:37

with him. He might break 800 views. I

1:54:41

think Joe might actually get 500. Yeah,

1:54:43

he's not. He's kind of passé. Yeah,

1:54:45

he's not an 800-view interviewee. No,

1:54:49

no, that's a huge milestone for me. Alright,

1:54:53

Tom, listen. So you're

1:54:55

currently looking for work, by the way. Yeah,

1:54:57

so I would like to give a little plug.

1:54:59

Absolutely. I love that. Yeah, what is your profession?

1:55:02

My profession, I'm a... He's a sales guy. Yeah. I'm

1:55:05

a sales guy. I worked for a Fortune

1:55:07

500 company for 11 years. Had

1:55:12

a quota of like $5 to $10 million a year. Called

1:55:15

on accounts like Costco and Amazon

1:55:17

and stuff. You know,

1:55:20