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Wow Hello

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everybody it is the host

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of the H3 show Ethan

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Klein here Joined

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by the amazing H3 crew

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and the house give it up Gee

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don't get so excited for yourselves guys. You

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know I mean the route starts for yourselves.

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You know I mean and I'll give it

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up Today

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is May 29th, which we are just on

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the cusp of the greatest month of

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the year Which is of course June June

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is the greatest month. It was in June this

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year does anyone else agree that June is the

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greatest month Nobody

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is it because it's Ethan birthday month. That's

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part of it Start

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of summer school ends. Okay

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Ethan's birthday And

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also Teddy's birthday now His

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birthday's on the 4th he's turning five years old Wow,

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we're gonna have a you know what we're doing you

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remember the petting lady. She's coming to

1:01

the birthday party Yeah,

1:04

that's fun. I thought the kids

1:06

are gonna love yeah Nice

1:08

just don't bring like the fresh one. We're like we just

1:11

got this one. I don't know if it's safe Leave

1:13

that one So it's Teddy

1:15

since he's in preschool and stuff right so does

1:18

he have like friends that he's inviting to his

1:20

oh Tons of friends Any

1:23

rule against any you don't like either there's rubble

1:25

makers there's one Shit

1:32

that's okay. You know we all have we have all got

1:34

those crazy friends I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be like

1:36

those crazy parents like I don't want you hanging out with

1:38

him They're only five Maybe

1:42

if he starts doing heroin or something right fuck

1:44

that call him out say his name His

1:51

parents were but he's starting

1:53

net he's done with his school year in

1:56

this month and then next year he's starting

1:58

kindergarten Wow Crazy? That's

2:00

something. Yeah. Very,

2:04

very, very crazy. So,

2:07

June is the best month, so we're almost there

2:09

guys, and uh, and, and, you know what else

2:11

is in June this year? H3 live show. That.

2:14

At the Greek. So true. Oh, that's all. Oh,

2:18

like. The biggest podcast live

2:20

show of all time. The Greek H3 show.

2:22

I haven't checked on the tickets though. The

2:24

greatest. Or the,

2:26

the biggest podcast live show of all

2:29

time? The biggest live podcast show ever

2:31

produced. Yeah, that's what they're saying.

2:33

Wow. Yeah, that's what they're

2:35

saying. That's awesome. DO IT LIVE! Also,

2:38

shout out to Ticketmaster who leaked like every

2:40

person has ever been, who's

2:43

ever bought anything with them. Right. Uh,

2:45

leaked their personal info, so we love that. Again.

2:49

Love that. And will anything happen to them? I

2:53

don't know. No. Oh,

2:55

that's, yeah, there's not a lot left here. And,

2:58

uh, there's about a month left for you guys to

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buy tickets. There's not a lot. Uh,

3:02

but come join us. It was in

3:04

June. There's still like, what, a hundred tickets maybe?

3:07

Maybe more? Uh, yeah, it

3:09

looks like about a... A hundred fifty. Maybe like two

3:11

hundred. About fifty. Come, come join us. Yeah. Come

3:14

join the greatest gathering of FUPA Troopers

3:16

of all time. Uh. I

3:19

have a secret too. Those seats

3:21

way in the back that you see that are still

3:23

available. Yeah. Those

3:26

are the best seats in the house. Something

3:28

special happening for everybody in those

3:30

seats. Those are special

3:32

seats? That's right. I do

3:34

not remember that conversation. Are

3:37

you just trying to, are you just doing a take? Are

3:39

you just trying to get the... Well, I don't want to lie to them.

3:43

I don't want people to show up and be like, wait, what the fuck, Dan?

3:46

They lied to me, dude. Those

3:48

are special seats. I'm just telling you. Every seat is a

3:50

special seat. Yeah,

3:53

but... That's

3:55

the j- okay. We love you. You're

3:58

very special. Alright, I can't, you know, I've got to be... Good

4:00

truth the marking these are the worst seats. Let's be

4:02

real you're very special. That's why they're still available They're

4:05

far away But actually they're

4:08

the cheapest so in that sense maybe

4:10

they're good Right

4:15

so it is left available cheapest

4:19

and Potentially the

4:21

best mm-hmm. No there's no potential

4:23

that they're the worst seats I'll just say

4:25

Drake may stop by and say hi to

4:27

the people in the break may be sitting

4:29

that is true That is true that

4:32

part Yeah,

4:36

what are we talking about here? Yeah, so I

4:38

got my today's Wednesday we missed Monday

4:41

it was a holiday shout out to

4:43

the troops all the fallen soldiers. We salute you

4:45

guys you guys died so

4:48

that we could Did

4:50

they die for That

4:53

Monday off work worth

4:55

it We

4:58

need more troops to no I'm kidding easy

5:02

easy tiger No,

5:05

God save our troops absolutely Nice

5:11

salute on the real though. I salute the

5:13

troops. Oh, thank And

5:16

thank you troops for your service to this

5:18

country. You know it's not easy getting out

5:20

there getting thrown around you You know the

5:22

government owns you basically that's not easy Was

5:29

that again yeah, what is that there's

5:32

some random guy I think in a ballgame Till

5:36

that moment Poor

5:40

guy that's awesome Yeah,

5:42

so um big news too

5:44

obviously I had my

5:48

first ever Colonoscopy

5:53

yesterday Which

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I loved I'm gonna get into talking about right

5:58

after I give a shout out to Teddy fresh's

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latest release we have no sponsors today so

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help us out here people keep

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us funded we

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did a collab with this wonderful artist called

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blow bear blow Oh Barry and so it's

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featuring their art really

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cute lovely we

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got the alley that the white honor loves

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it sorry I got

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Ali this outfit oh yeah yeah no

6:26

it's a it is great it's really

6:28

a great outfit you got the underwear

6:30

and then you've got the wife respecter

6:34

is that a wife that's not really gonna wipe

6:36

not even that anyway why are you worried about

6:38

my wife camisole is

6:40

that what it's called it's a camisole is that what this

6:42

is called Olivia camisole

6:45

is that the name is that the name of it yeah

6:48

just tank top mm-hmm okay be

6:52

we've also got a satin dress here it's

6:54

all happening guys and then we

6:56

also have this shirt and this very beautiful

6:58

bag that can be yours it can

7:02

be trying to

7:06

get more pics look at that class

7:09

dude whoa nobody claps like that class

7:12

these cheek yeah it's

7:15

really cool so that's

7:17

what's going on there thank you thank you peace and

7:19

love peace and love cheeks and thank you to all

7:21

of our members of course without you guys we'd

7:24

probably be gonna

7:27

ditch someone a submersible on our way

7:29

down to the Titanic yep and

7:31

it all aka on the wall

7:36

but thank you guys thank you remember you guys

7:38

make a huge difference appreciate that oh yeah

7:41

also we did a shoot

7:43

with none other than the great

7:45

the one

7:47

and only Howard Howard

7:50

Howard Mandela the Mandela effect what

7:52

do we do about it wait

7:55

why didn't he calls podcast the Mandela effect The

8:00

Mandela Effect Reiser named his podcast

8:02

the Men Dell Affect our interests

8:04

as a good name Now. Go.

8:07

Us. so I assume that meant that

8:10

I love it. So you may how

8:12

Yeah, he'd gotten the classics. Him: he's

8:14

a great guy. Look at Ham. Okay,

8:17

the Howie I like this Captured when

8:19

you are for forty five years on

8:21

Tv, you're not old. Your classic. Wow.

8:24

As classy our friend how him and

8:26

down I see a classic fares years.

8:28

If I. Am

8:32

you do need a sale that? come on How he don't be

8:35

hard to sell. For.

8:39

right? Okay tell us

8:41

we the same offense service or

8:44

he's a great I love How

8:46

are. He. Really became a good

8:48

friend of mine is nod the so weird. When.

8:51

My friend. You're. Welcome.

8:56

You. Pushed me. But. I.

8:58

Thought disguise what do I may do with

9:00

Howie Mandel Valid email as I can Houses

9:02

elk asked me to Malibu dost out while

9:04

I was like a house now home and

9:06

Dell stopped me. a Malibu with his daughter.

9:09

And. We.

9:11

Exchanged numbers. It was so weird and I just I

9:13

don't even know what I'm going to do with Halle.

9:16

Or even see it. And then you've ever was like you

9:18

gotta reach out the howling. And

9:21

I said Rs So I said hey Howard season.

9:24

He said who? Said.

9:27

You know, the guy who start that malibu? The

9:31

sorry I do that every weekend. Who? Which one? I

9:34

said disguise settle on a got awkward yeah

9:37

I took it down. okay. I

9:40

guess so much Obama cannot be also

9:42

quick Happy Belated Memorial Day from Uncle

9:45

Gave. Away.

9:47

Oh wow. This

9:54

is a senior center and probably.

9:56

I was just thinking he said that f ponce de

9:59

to have this weird. Where we say the

10:01

f word too many times in a short

10:03

period of time they'll fuck your heart's episode

10:05

up and I feel like he it was

10:07

on the borderline for sure. How is this?

10:09

A lot of of pounds? Yeah but here

10:11

are just play a moment and then you

10:13

guys can kind get the idea. Yeah here.

10:15

sorry about that. The show aired one more time,

10:17

could even a muted. Rewrite

10:19

the one of the energy is

10:21

a. Yes, Or no era.

10:23

he's basically just sing happy Memorial Day

10:26

Any saying that I'm saying of the

10:28

F word the lights were look Saturday

10:30

fine line you can on. I added

10:32

a solid extensions is driving me nuts

10:34

When used to have is a I

10:37

guess at oh no. When. We

10:39

okay while I am that's Masses

10:41

w then you'd find a huge

10:43

have an extension. Have this been

10:45

on Instagram? It's so I don't

10:47

know. Don't. Know I

10:49

don't They are they make or the

10:51

desktop. Thing. Less. Usable because

10:53

they want you to be. Want you to be on

10:55

the phone. The ah yeah, I knew there had to

10:58

be some fuck and cynical reason. I guess you're probably

11:00

right. There has to be some. Some.

11:02

Fucked up reason know they do that. Can you pass for it

11:04

on the phone? and I think you can on the phone either.

11:06

I. Simply was you're right to Moose Watch time

11:09

is right. I think that does make sense

11:11

to like get us as you know that.

11:13

Much. As you can on I think over a

11:15

man whose you can. Wow. Okay,

11:18

So. Government can do it series here.

11:20

Yeah, it's hidden but you can actually

11:22

pull it. Doesn't look like you can

11:24

pull it by. You can actually pull

11:26

him even under a minute. Hidden. Whoop

11:28

Tricky Instagram of and who am? I

11:30

don't know how to do that, you

11:32

just medicines. Push. Your thumb at the bottom

11:34

of the screen and a comes up. Massive.

11:38

This is they got integrates. This is the

11:40

guy who's fucking with you. At

11:42

home. This. Goofy ass

11:45

did. This

11:47

is the duo we know we're not wire in

11:49

that photo. What the fuck? Lehman. Recognize

11:51

and. Yeah, he's a dork. They.

11:56

Go ahead, I'm. in i'm in

11:58

is a dork yeah Yeah, so

12:00

I said I'd say it again harsh,

12:02

but it's it's facts live

12:05

with that live with that dork

12:09

Also better in the middle that's him in the

12:11

middle yeah Worst hairline of

12:14

anyone on that couch. I really record

12:16

are they apologizing for something? Yeah,

12:18

three dudes on a couch That is

12:20

three dudes on a couch man that has meaning these days

12:23

True Also,

12:25

I want you guys know I can join my guild my

12:28

Survivor IO guild by the way

12:30

seen lots of people being like thanks Ethan you

12:32

ruined my life lots people are getting into it

12:35

I told y'all don't fucking download it until I

12:37

get that cult until you get the affiliate code

12:40

I'm still withholding. I don't think

12:42

I'm gonna get it. They're following me hmm.

12:44

I'm downloading it tonight I'm

12:46

telling you guys we could we could have

12:48

a huge we could be huge together Yeah,

12:52

we could sell so many crates together Look

12:57

at this spawn. Do you know how much money we

12:59

get paid to show this crap? I'm not did by

13:01

the way. I don't show this I prefer not to

13:03

Nate pulls that up They

13:06

got to pay for those sidebars But

13:10

anyway, I got a little taste that's just a little

13:12

taste see what it'd be like I

13:15

got invited to this elite guild Jose

13:18

and his Yeah,

13:21

we have that video of Denny

13:26

they got engaged and Congratulations

13:29

to them, but more importantly I

13:31

joined their guild You've

13:34

ruined their guild Huh,

13:37

you've ruined their guy joined. Oh joy

13:39

more importantly than them being engaged I'm

13:42

good, and we had our first clan

13:44

battle and we Good highest

13:47

competitive level possible destroyed and let

13:49

me tell you this I was

13:51

in last place You

13:54

Were in last place. That's how crazy every one

13:56

of these people held. Hard Day whale. Bye. Room

14:01

embarrassed and frankly don't even want to

14:03

say how much money have spent on

14:05

this game. don't want to know. Was

14:07

in last place. Could

14:10

be a skill issue there. sat five

14:12

thousand long I've been. I've improved. I

14:14

learned a lot of tricks from them

14:16

already. Hooker Ah but the well, that's

14:18

good. Yeah, that's humility is exactly what

14:20

I wanted. I mean I'm so happy.

14:22

A thank you Mr. Danny to buy

14:24

the crates. Thank you Ma'am Thank you

14:26

so much. Albany

14:32

One key. Numbers

14:34

know my my. Amazon

14:38

by me. Or

14:40

thousand and two hundred times you into

14:42

diamond prices are so ridiculous you been

14:44

playing. love him or can our they

14:46

at least. So there's a new event

14:48

dropping tomorrow. Oh so it's it's gonna

14:50

be fun. So am I the logo

14:52

for it? To my plan him an

14:54

omelet or I don't think so. yeah

14:57

and I think he should be other

14:59

everyone should be able to access. and

15:01

him. Go. Inside

15:03

it's to events so. It's.

15:05

What keeps me plan their super fun her

15:07

as my first among. Them

15:10

as big event with sponge bob that

15:12

I messed up. People have like you

15:14

can play a sponge Bob, a sandy

15:16

and squid where are not Squid with

15:18

Patrick. I miss

15:20

the sponge Bob The Lab

15:23

did fuck Heartbreaking. Or.

15:26

Yeah, so anyway they are. They sent me

15:28

this video and I got on permission to

15:31

share it. From Them.

15:33

And I want to just give a shout to my

15:35

two best friends. I. To closest

15:37

my comrades, My brothers in arms,

15:39

My sisters in arms. Ah. The.

15:42

Clans that fight together, die together,

15:45

ride together. they

15:54

and gents in the park

15:56

ah with the dog with

15:58

the dog He's on the

16:01

knee, man. Birds chirping, floating

16:03

in the air. Michael Myers recording.

16:06

I know, I was like, yeah, actually they didn't know

16:08

the guy who recorded this. They found it on a neighbor.

16:11

Something on the dark web. Yeah, that's

16:14

true, huh? Wow,

16:17

look at this. He looks over, he knows him. Jose,

16:20

you did it, you did it. Wow.

16:30

Yeah, I know. Love wins,

16:33

again, love wins again. Now,

16:35

Jose's probably my closest friend in the world now. No

16:38

way. We talk shop all the time now on

16:40

Discord. Like,

16:44

he is, he's my boy now. It's true,

16:46

and Jamie's great too. Here,

16:49

he just sent me a message, let's see. Oh,

16:54

he, oh

16:57

yeah, so there's a new character dropping

17:00

from an SS character, and he's like, I'll

17:02

send you the info after the work once

17:04

me and Jenny figure it out. I'll

17:07

personally hold off on swapping until I understand

17:09

why she's better. And I say, that's so

17:11

true. He's

17:13

right, he's right. That's so true, he's always right.

17:18

Everything. He's

17:20

the best. It's great, it's been great. So

17:26

congratulations to them. Some of you guys said,

17:28

hey single losers, this could be you if

17:30

you play survivor.io. Or

17:33

watch the H3 podcast. Right. Unironical,

17:37

if you are not a

17:39

weirdo alpha male, and if you like the

17:41

H3 podcast, you will have, you

17:44

have an in with a lot of ladies. I've

17:46

seen it. There's ladies, they love

17:48

the H3 podcast, and they wanna find

17:50

a man who's not down the Pearson

17:52

pipeline to

17:55

talk shop with. And I'm

17:57

saying, men out there, get on the dating apps

17:59

and say interest. Republicans will come

18:01

stuff like year. They were

18:03

green flag green flags. true.

18:07

And for God's sake, don't ever tell a

18:09

woman you hate Ethan Climb. Is

18:12

nothing more repelling than that? Then

18:15

in love me. And

18:19

or even hates we now. The

18:21

sponsors child and early don't really know why but

18:24

you have a breaks my heart. y z sounds

18:26

so sad. Ruins: I saw a clip of them

18:28

following up way that was what he saw that

18:30

was so short it's i'm a clip that is

18:32

like yeah Bro asked him if he doesn't have

18:35

a massive audience or did somebody clip that. School

18:38

to be found, but I suppose. I'm

18:42

sorry buddy. I

18:45

was a bright about that. a controversial paid for

18:47

with those something even Would completely agree with. Niagara.

18:50

A the cookies were their expenses are no,

18:52

no even hates me now. Since

18:54

much room and I'm sorry I got to be

18:56

more careful. the high talk keep on the shower.

18:58

I said something a bit of this been about

19:00

from the very beginning. What?

19:03

Calling out expensive cookies don't really

19:05

know why, but you. Know.

19:10

When. We say buddy, I'm with ya he respond

19:12

awful man I'm really wish you the best

19:14

hairless see what shall I say? I was

19:16

on eating Klein's response. I didn't

19:18

see it is it's like a drama thing. I

19:21

didn't think it was a big deal to begin with.

19:23

I just said I was a little surprise that that

19:26

whole thing became like a sound bite is all. I

19:29

imagine it's pry, not drama of but

19:31

then again I don't know, I haven't

19:33

seen it. Welcome to my world. I'll

19:35

make or anything. How

19:41

many even see that? was it

19:44

clipped or something? Because as such

19:46

I get quick thing to to

19:48

mention briefly. Yeah.

19:51

When you mentioned my name has wait did. Go.

19:53

To be a sound but I suppose. Anyway,

19:56

that was it up but shower to Charlie

19:58

obviously is not a comment. He

20:00

packed his office and I apologize for making you

20:02

feel that way. I'm very sorry, it's just not

20:05

true so much. And frankly, I do agree that

20:07

the cookies were expensive. Don't

20:09

really know why, but here they were

20:11

expensive. Cookies is really no two ways

20:13

about it. Every river, every river leads.

20:15

The overwhelming concluded that those cookies were

20:18

expenses. Yeah, So. On

20:20

the same page the. Ah,

20:26

He. Has been about my corn asked be there.

20:30

Are you gonna push that back of the

20:32

episode and can't? Give. People

20:34

the goods A I I thought the

20:36

man and told us either that interests

20:38

you anyone would help The last we

20:40

heard. He. Sent a screenshot of

20:43

his. Bottle. Of: from

20:45

what is that stuff? Mironov. Saw

20:48

after drink, this whole thing and twenty

20:51

four hours and then you posted a

20:53

story that said it's been. Twelve.

20:55

Hours and nothing's happened yet. Let

21:00

me tell you first. first scale. Okay,

21:02

now I've I've had experience with me

21:04

or less. I'm ever taken it, but.

21:07

For. The kids when they get constipated which

21:09

happens sometimes the doctor told to get

21:11

on. Ah, you given so little of

21:14

this stuff. You feel

21:16

like a cap up like a quarter of a

21:18

way. That's

21:20

it, right? And so. My.

21:22

Doctor said okay so get a eight ounces.

21:24

A mere last does a full bottle. I'm

21:26

trying to say you for scale this. You

21:28

know it's big. And

21:31

How big was that? Gator? A juggling?

21:33

A. Sixty. Four ounces. Sixty

21:35

four ounces of Yellow Gator is that The

21:37

guns And they said young still cysts It

21:40

said you'll know you're ready when your poop

21:42

look is the color of this yellow Gator

21:44

is not kidding then say that But as

21:46

I say did say that it was supposed

21:48

to be yellow as Saddam is weird. Since.

21:51

Twenty four hour have you read it? did.

21:54

Okay. So they sent me this monster. Sixty

21:56

four ounce of Gator Ed. Displaying.

21:59

all the Images at play here. It

22:01

was this one the yellow one mm-hmm, and

22:04

they said okay Take

22:06

this entire fucking bottle of

22:10

Mira Lax and pour it into this

22:14

64 ounce jug I

22:18

had to I had to pour out like a

22:21

good quarter of it because there was just

22:23

so much powder It

22:25

was overfilling So

22:28

you pour in this whole thing? You leave

22:30

it overnight, and then the next day is showtime you

22:33

start drinking the day before Oh

22:37

god you can you guys stop can

22:40

you guys stop googling my shit? Yeah,

22:44

I don't know anything about this fridge.

22:46

I don't know what it is. I don't know what

22:48

that means I'd not get me mean

22:50

what is this so much so much googled

22:52

my fridge and frankly I don't appreciate that

22:55

and they appreciate and they're saying it's the

22:57

Gatsby of fridges apparently It's an expensive refrigerator.

22:59

I don't know give an amazing fridge. What

23:01

do you mean? You don't know seems normal?

23:04

I mean, it's nice normal. So

23:06

you're not by this fridge Listen

23:08

it's out of my hands You

23:11

know exactly what that fridge is now.

23:13

It's a nice normal fridge. That's how I see

23:16

it man. Oh, it's beautiful I was

23:18

calling a B. I love it. It's like one of

23:20

the ones that looks like a cabinet Yeah,

23:23

yeah, well yeah of course obviously it has

23:25

to fit into the kitchen. Oh, yeah, but

23:27

that's not the fridge That's the cabin tree.

23:30

That's the cabin tree people do that.

23:32

But yeah Hmm. Anyway

23:35

guys, please stop googling my kitchen stuff No,

23:38

no, I'm coming treat. It's called gagging.

23:40

I'm googling your fridge. I say gagging

23:42

on these nuts Then

23:48

I says stop stop

23:51

guys gagging who luxury

23:53

home appliances It's stop don't

23:55

go to their website, please you're

23:57

allowed to have a slave fridge I'm

24:00

just curious what that I hold on

24:02

like a fridge keeps things cold and

24:04

then it's it's either bigger or smaller

24:07

It's a large refrigerator, right? So I'm trying

24:09

to what other dimension could I have three

24:11

kids? I? Don't

24:13

know Dan. I'm not the fucking fridge buyer.

24:16

I'm not making an accusation here I'm genuinely

24:18

interested in what makes it the Gatsby of

24:21

From the way Lena describes it the doors look

24:23

like the cabinets they blend into the cat, but

24:25

they don't do that over Yeah,

24:27

the carpentry people do the

24:29

gotta go. Have you spend more on

24:31

survivor IO or the fridge? probably

24:34

the fridge That

24:38

is the right I would should be yes, I Don't

24:43

know what makes it a good fridge, and maybe you could read the specs.

24:45

I don't know That's

24:47

a good question. Frankly it is right. I mean

24:50

it's big Looks nice.

24:53

I have two men to like does it keep things

24:55

cold and how much stuff can you put in it?

24:57

That's it does and a lot matters right? Yeah, it

24:59

does then a lot. Okay fair enough fair enough You

25:03

know good for you Stop

25:06

it This

25:09

is very personal okay So

25:14

anyway back to the back to the story People

25:21

are gonna be like I work for gagging out and let

25:23

me tell you You have

25:25

to be like this type of person to own gagging out

25:29

Ethan is clearly lying Something

25:31

some weird accusation from the gagging out crew

25:37

Yeah, so they gave me this the 64

25:39

ounces and I put this entire

25:41

8 ounce thing of Mira Lax and

25:43

I put in the fridge for

25:46

the next day on top

25:48

of that I have these Stool

25:51

softener pills that I

25:53

took six of So

25:57

the next day at 3 p.m. They say take first

25:59

they say They take four of them wait an hour.

26:02

They took four wait in an hour, okay? Then

26:07

they say drink half and in

26:09

15 minute intervals take a

26:11

glass Eight ounces until there's

26:14

half left, so I had about three

26:16

full glasses over the course of an hour And

26:19

I took my pills and I proceeded

26:21

to wait with

26:24

a lot of anticipation As

26:31

the hours ticked by I

26:34

felt remarkably Normal

26:37

which is a great irony of this

26:39

is that I'm the guy that has

26:41

diarrhea on the dime and this shit

26:43

apparently can't make Me shit right that

26:45

makes no sense man. I'm sitting there

26:47

hour after hour hour after ever I'm

26:50

chewing now start chewing nicotine gum and

26:52

drinking coffee because I'm panicking By

26:55

the way this whole day. I didn't eat for

26:57

like two fucking days, okay? Especially

27:01

the last day before you can't eat anything.

27:03

They say clear liquid only, but

27:05

coffee is apparently clear I didn't really understand the logic. They

27:07

said you could drink coffee 12

27:11

hours. I'm waiting now. It's in the middle of

27:13

the night. It's 3 a.m.. And I haven't shit

27:18

And I'm freaking out and I thought I'm like Lena I don't

27:20

know what the fuck I don't know if I'm able to do

27:22

this because By the way, I waited

27:24

like three months for this procedure, and I'm just like this

27:26

is so Lame dude,

27:29

but and then I know I'm gonna be shooting my brains

27:31

out after it's over for no reason Because

27:34

like it's coming out. It's coming out One

27:37

way or the other This is so

27:39

me waiting to poop It's

27:48

so I'm waiting waiting waiting and

27:51

Lena what was it? I have reached out to

27:54

you at some point in the early morning. Mm-hmm

27:56

I don't remember what that conversation was like well.

27:59

We reached out to the nurse after that because you

28:01

were concerned you might not be ready for the procedure.

28:05

It was so disappointing because I started early. I was like

28:07

they said take between three and six. I said okay

28:09

I'm going to start at three because I'm going to

28:11

make sure I have enough time to do this. And

28:14

then you're supposed to wait until the next

28:16

morning to finish

28:19

the other half. I ended up drinking

28:21

the whole fucking thing that night. I

28:24

took two more stool softener pills. I

28:26

was all in. Here's

28:30

Ian live from my

28:32

house. I don't know. Thanks

28:36

for your help on that Ian. Very

28:41

kind of you getting there in the trenches as they say.

28:45

It might be a common thing that

28:47

people experience though because the way the

28:49

nurse sounded she wasn't concerned at all.

28:51

She just said make sure you're walking

28:53

around to get your bowel movements. Okay

28:56

but I was doing that. I was drinking tons

28:58

of fluid. I was literally standing there in my

29:00

living room just doing this. And

29:03

I was trying this. I was doing like

29:05

this. Like I'm telling you I was like

29:08

stressed out. I was doing everything I could.

29:13

And then you know around I'd say 6 a.m.

29:16

or something I do end up pooping

29:18

but it's nothing crazy. It's

29:20

like I wouldn't consider it

29:22

like violent insane diarrhea. It was kind

29:24

of just another Tuesday for me. You

29:29

know what I mean? The

29:31

thing is laxatives

29:33

I don't fear laxatives. Laxatives fear

29:35

me. They

29:39

say oh I'm in your butthole now. I said

29:41

no my butthole's in here with you. Scared.

29:47

It's intimidating for the mirror lats. It's

29:50

like a Batman thing I think Dan. You

29:53

look confused. Batman reference. No

29:55

I was getting grossed out by Zack's

29:57

fart soundbites. Just

30:00

want to make sure you understood my jib

30:02

my Batman joke. It was hard to comment

30:05

Hey, that reverberating one is so nasty played

30:07

that hollow like Basement

30:10

yes Yeah,

30:12

no you don't have to play it again that one why is

30:14

that one gross you out? That

30:17

one like the most unrealistic that sounds like

30:19

bells to me That

30:23

one does that's not the most offensive one in my opinion,

30:25

but then that strikes a nerve on Dan interesting

30:29

That is interesting. That was your third sound Like

30:33

no definitely not it was like grossing me

30:35

out Sounds

30:38

like popcorn yeah now I hate

30:40

it yeah bubbly shit What's

30:42

the grossest one it just

30:44

doesn't sound real? Something

30:46

a bunch of slag metal going

30:48

downstairs or something yeah That's

30:51

the real sound of shit, okay?

30:53

Was that okay? That's

30:55

yeah, yeah, you recorded that yeah You

30:59

text thank you for the don't like said

31:01

for each stints fridge fund Guys

31:04

come on. It's just the refrigerator. Please

31:06

don't do the most Thank

31:09

you What's

31:11

next you want to know what mic I'm using here guys Hey

31:15

key AKG. I bet this is

31:17

expensive It's a very good

31:19

mic whoa look at Ethan

31:21

with this expensive microphone I'm

31:24

not even gonna say that I can't corroborate

31:26

that I don't know if that's true all

31:29

right Chad

31:31

is saying the fridge cost $12,000. I

31:33

don't know that I don't think so

31:36

I don't think so I

31:38

don't think so There's

31:40

that's not true. That's not true. I don't know where

31:42

they got that info from they don't know which model

31:44

I have first of all they probably go to the

31:46

most expensive one and say oh, this is Ethan's refrigerator

31:48

look at him I

31:51

see I See

31:54

a whole range of prices. I mean I guess actively on

31:56

the model Exactly. I mean

31:58

they're all expensive The cheapest model

32:00

I'm saying that's the one you're saying the

32:02

fridge That's

32:06

expensive. That's expensive. I see one

32:08

for under five like

32:10

that. That's how much it plays probably Which

32:13

is don't get me wrong. That's a

32:15

very expensive refrigerator. Yeah, right But

32:18

for a like big one that

32:21

freezes stuff. Yeah For these are

32:23

you have a lot of like nicer Freebies

32:26

are expensive. It doesn't actually freeze. It's just a

32:28

fridge So you don't

32:30

have a freezer. I have a separate freezer stands

32:33

alone whoa But

32:35

again, it's not gonna talk about no doesn't it

32:38

cool stuff it cools it free through is Okay,

32:41

and the other one 6k 12,000. That's what we're

32:43

6k or whatever. I don't know that you don't

32:45

get a Classic day this it I didn't know

32:47

what the price of the freezer small It's

32:51

a small version of the freezer, huh? Hmm

32:56

Okay, I think you got someone said

32:58

6k is not that crazy again listen

33:00

very expensive fridge, but for like a

33:03

large like You

33:08

don't have to justify it Fridge

33:10

it's fine. Yeah, my point is if I'm

33:13

paying 6k for a fridge you better have a

33:15

freezer You Would

33:18

think that Well

33:21

the thing is there was intense like a basic

33:23

functionality We I got it intentionally because we didn't

33:25

want a freezer because I always feel like there's not

33:27

enough space in our fridge We've

33:29

always had like small fridges, and it's always annoyed

33:31

me Okay, so we got a larger fridge without

33:33

a freeze with the freezer separately so that we

33:35

could fit You know you have so much

33:38

shit in your freezer when you have kids Okay, I have

33:40

three kids and like you can't even tell what's in it

33:42

And it's like there's like rotten food in the

33:44

back that nobody's thought about and fucking

33:47

months. You know so yeah Well, I have that

33:49

problem with the $400 fridge Right

33:53

so imagine the problems you have that's my point.

33:55

Yeah, I don't have that problem anywhere I

33:57

can see when things start molding. I say I see

33:59

him I see you Let

34:02

me clarify joke. I made a chat. I said guys.

34:04

We don't know he may have used the firm. That

34:06

was a joke What is that? It's like after

34:08

pay like we don't know that you bought it out, right? You

34:10

think I put it on layaway. Yeah Now

34:14

here I typed okay you guys want to know

34:16

what's going on out here before y'all fridge shame

34:18

me I said high-end fridge you could buy a

34:20

fridge out from Walmart for five thousand five hundred

34:22

dollars Walmart Wait

34:26

my parents had that fridge that looks like is

34:28

that for like that's like for a restaurant No,

34:31

no, my parents had that like exact fridge

34:33

nice, baby That's

34:36

a nice fridge and that's Walmart, okay

34:40

Sub-zero has a twenty thousand dollar fridge.

34:42

Oh fuck it Why

34:45

he knows what the LCD screen? Wait,

34:48

why that's crazy? It's a

34:54

twenty thousand. With a little window? The

34:56

windows cool, but I mean my 20k.

34:59

I buy it for 20 So

35:01

there you go, okay Thank

35:04

you You did pay

35:06

Bevo five thousand to you to buy two.

35:08

That's what I'm saying. That's way worse I get five

35:10

that that was the worst return on investment. Do you

35:12

know how much enjoyment I'm gonna get out of a

35:14

large refrigerator I can't see everything. I paid Bevo five

35:16

thousand fucking dollars. I regret that every day. I wake

35:19

up Listen, I'm not criticizing you

35:21

for how much you spent. I'm just saying it

35:24

kind of sounds like you got ripped off Cuz

35:26

there's no freezer. Yeah, what

35:28

kind of freezer you got bogus ass

35:30

fridge. It's just a standalone freezer You

35:32

got like the garage shit. No,

35:35

it's it's next to it, huh?

35:39

Opens up Hmm

35:42

you free stuff in it. It's got ice cubes inside of

35:44

it, too, right? I know what a freezer is my fridge

35:46

has one and I'll be all right No,

35:49

I have I've had fridges with less

35:51

plebs shit. Sorry. It's not really bad

35:53

only place only plays of a combo

35:55

unit I've

35:57

never seen that. I've never seen. I

36:00

can't I can't even eat pizza frozen

36:02

pizza anymore because my research on fit.

36:05

That. A pizza? That's it. That's the problem.

36:07

Fucking sought You need. Both. Were

36:09

yet a narrow ads? Is it one of

36:11

those like leading Theory is the other like

36:13

for those frozen pizza yeah I'd I don't

36:16

fit. it's to force at you Think I

36:18

didn't have? I was having a problem to

36:20

like you can't even sit a fuckin pie

36:22

in they're gonna buy a fucking twenty thousand

36:24

and you'll need a user does he? Then

36:26

he spent point. Okay so how big is

36:28

the freezers a? Comparable to the size of

36:30

the fruit? I don't know. I'm not

36:33

about there was a measuring tool. I don't know.

36:35

I'm Nick. The freezer is. There's.

36:37

Enough size and it. It stands alone.

36:40

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36:44

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36:46

an average. Let's get back to the

36:49

topic at hand. you're sitting. At

36:51

to be on Usps between spending five,

36:53

Kate is paid to spend a debate

36:56

be vote to eat of spicy chips

36:58

and buying a nice rage nitrate every

37:00

fucking time every day. When.

37:02

I said fuck a pretty much as anything else. You.

37:05

Could like five caped to.

37:08

Hire bio terrorists to send an Anthrax

37:10

to random people of Iraq. That something.

37:12

The video. But not that I

37:14

want to harm anyone, but as far as values

37:16

go, that seems good. This is kind of random.

37:18

but when his dad randomly has a bunch of

37:21

fridges and his his garage we have no idea

37:23

where the fuck he gets them. And he does

37:25

get like my niece wanted one and so now

37:27

she's like a big as Starbucks fridge and her

37:29

room massage I don't We don't know where he

37:31

gets he as he doesn't at an hour you

37:34

don't know where it gets. It gets like commercial

37:36

refrigerators and you don't know where these I have

37:38

no clue is not a man of many words

37:40

years. Lightly used. Did you know

37:42

what the a soy with all the fridge is? Lena? I

37:44

don't know. How do

37:46

we also have an all female and now

37:48

have you on them over? Yeah, I know,

37:50

I don't know. I I don't know. I

37:53

always I say if he gets an extra

37:55

one I'll take it to screw that local

37:57

that. Outside of

37:59

our photo somewhere. I'm

38:01

good man. I had friends growing up who

38:03

are like fridges and freezes in the garage

38:05

and without supercool. The other shows says then

38:08

like again that if you clear out the

38:10

fridge for the good shit right knee freeze

38:12

The meats seventy three, two one of those

38:14

like drinks. Death. Like a chess

38:16

Yeah. I loved always loved that. Love going to

38:19

that friend's house. Has you know they're hooked

38:21

up? As a d that the Rise

38:23

freezer you know your staff to say oh

38:25

in that kid only Saudis on the garage

38:27

to. Yeah. That's actually do

38:29

those. My friend Sean says we

38:32

go there and they stacked up

38:34

on salaries. Fan fucking snap A

38:36

Costco family. Closer where the

38:38

beers. Ah,

38:42

Sec please. we were kids. Small

38:45

be could be own York and shoulder. To

38:47

be honest, I don't think I ever tried

38:49

alcohol until I was eighteen and I was

38:51

in Germany where it was legal and. That

38:54

sort. I was trying to get me to smoke

38:56

weed there too and I was like know. And

38:59

I never did. Till. The came

39:01

back just saying that I had a

39:03

panic attack. Oh. That.

39:05

I've been informed that. From.

39:08

It is creating a penis

39:10

shaped shadow on the back

39:12

over the cursor. You know

39:14

how yeah, most air. Med

39:17

actually harm and way to have

39:19

your cock and mom Kermit his

39:21

staff or the it was his

39:23

hand Talk to me Kermit cheating

39:25

also Us: sorry about that I'm

39:27

sorry talk about a third leg.

39:29

oh I'm hum I go to

39:31

Raf. Harris

39:36

our bodies as I have a

39:38

female Baldwin position since a small

39:41

his name. All trades unions three

39:43

yourself. God. Damn. More

39:46

but. Warmer.

39:48

Why? Is even

39:51

more because act as he starts to

39:53

and like that yetis for cost are

39:55

tax I don't know what he was

39:57

saying that means the caught but com.

40:00

He said caught. The cat.

40:02

Anyway, The me back to the corners be

40:05

everyone's I live on their geologically hander. So.

40:11

I started going the bathroom around six am. And

40:14

it wasn't that big of a deal and

40:16

I was like okay and I'm going to

40:18

the bathroom. I've been up all night, I

40:20

haven't beaten. And like, two days. I

40:24

was paying a lot so clearly like the

40:27

liquid was working through me. But

40:31

I I pooped of a few times and it was

40:33

not like by the end was supposed to be like

40:35

the no. Let up.

40:38

Bucket. Of rusty water. And

40:41

wasn't that that wasn't wasn't

40:44

myself. So

40:47

I that I seek So the to let nurse

40:49

was like you're fine, just do what you can

40:51

and and come in. Okay, So

40:54

the other. I

40:56

said maybe it's fine, maybe maybe is

40:58

fine. So a get their. I

41:03

get checked, then. And

41:06

they're like oh shit you had a sip of

41:08

water and our a half ago as can be

41:10

a problem. As it

41:12

is, a tiny sip of water on

41:14

the way here delights. Yeah.

41:17

Now you're not supposed to zip the Us a drink

41:19

any water two hours before his his his ties if

41:21

our to have preferred like let me talk to the

41:24

doctor. Has

41:30

apparently if you when you're a. Passed

41:33

out, you can like choke on water

41:35

and your stomach or something or yeah,

41:37

like of my understand not gonna happen.

41:39

I well I mean I know myself

41:42

so I go into the changing, they

41:44

pulled me back eventually and I get

41:46

in the changing rooms and I've never

41:48

worn when these. These

41:50

a hospital gowns? They were unclear. I

41:52

don't know if you guys know, but

41:54

I select the biggest idiot I could

41:56

not put on a hospital gown. was

42:00

all crazy wrapped around my shoulder I was embarrassed

42:02

to go outside I was in there for like

42:04

20 minutes trying to figure out how to put

42:06

this thing about the ones were like it's

42:09

open on the back you just put

42:11

your arms through no but there's buttons

42:13

on top right and the buttons got

42:15

unbuttoned that's tough and then but

42:17

it's nice to let your ass breathe though so I

42:19

had to put one on the back too which complicated

42:21

things they

42:25

told me to cover my

42:27

to cover my behind so

42:31

eventually I felt like I kind of figured it out

42:33

the lady came in she's like do you need help

42:35

I says I think so I

42:38

think I need a little help with my gown not

42:42

like in a weird way yeah you made it

42:44

sound like it was like hanging off of you

42:46

when you said I wasn't naked I had my

42:48

underwear on I didn't take my

42:51

underwear off hold on you know take

42:53

my underwear off until I was fully prepared

42:55

I need some help in here no it wasn't like

42:58

that I wasn't like that I said I just don't

43:00

understand how this works he says oh let me help

43:02

you let me button it up it's confusing without the

43:04

button then we figured it out

43:06

then I when she was gone I took

43:08

off the underwear I was covered wasn't

43:11

like that stopped

43:15

it then the

43:17

hell is that video do

43:20

you oh god so

43:23

they bring me eventually to a bed

43:28

first what no first I'm sitting in like

43:30

a little waiting room and it's freezing cold

43:32

and they go okay so because you had

43:34

a sip of water you're gonna have to

43:36

wait two hours I was like motherfucker dude

43:39

you have to sip of water bro they told me not

43:41

to I didn't know that you I didn't know that I actually

43:45

didn't know I can sip water maybe

43:47

I should have I don't know but

43:51

it was such a

43:53

way freezing cold as

43:55

I waited for this tidy bit of water

43:57

to work its Through my sister.

44:01

Eventually be me to a bad. Get

44:03

me hooked up! Get.

44:06

The idea in so I'm like in

44:08

the bed, I'm fully stacked. Got the

44:10

ivy and I'm ready to go. Than

44:12

the doctor comes him. And

44:15

he goes okay. so. I. So

44:17

I hear you had a sip of water. With

44:21

the sip of water. His.

44:24

Are also I see on your chart you

44:26

to a medicine which again Lena called insects

44:29

and I take the met the right Lena

44:31

you cause it can I take all the

44:33

medicine be like regular and they said yes.

44:35

Yes exactly. Really? Wasn't allowed to

44:38

then ago and he's like actually, this

44:40

medicine you're not supposed to take a

44:42

few days beforehand to see us as

44:44

their. Yourself. And.

44:47

Cases are both of these compound

44:49

and to increasing the risk that

44:51

you a lot. Suffocate.

44:54

And around and and permanently. they're

44:56

sincere longest with fluid while You're

44:58

are under. And

45:02

he's like a second. Don't tell

45:04

me that you're gonna cancel. I'm

45:06

sitting there hooked up naked in

45:09

the earth's. He goes. Well, So.

45:12

I wanted was what are you getting at? Is

45:14

it my choice? He goes well as your body.

45:16

You'll have to deal with the consequences. are. I

45:19

said fuck that, let's go do it. Like

45:23

that. The guy right? Signed.

45:26

This waiver. This.

45:29

Man had a sip of water. Spout

45:32

a voice huddled around

45:34

disk space flight His

45:36

colonist. So. Ah,

45:41

by you. What? What is the faith? What's

45:43

the look on your face? Then I'm just

45:45

a little surprised that the Doctor. Let

45:48

me do it at. Doesn't

45:50

seem like it. It's a patient choice kind of

45:52

such that's what I thought to by the way

45:54

he was describing his yeah when I was like

45:56

well is a year guys are you good? Do

45:58

decide you want me to to. He says,

46:00

"Well, your body a d I said I'll

46:02

give a fuck if you die on acid

46:04

device or waivers, oh, no, my boggs, yeah,

46:07

exactly like, okay? And

46:09

they had my ass. I was like of that

46:11

with oxygen and I'd be another set either, like

46:13

bring my hand and next. Slide

46:16

drown in my own long fluid

46:18

and they do not hold them

46:20

accountable. But.

46:22

I wasn't worried about the drop of water. Why?

46:27

Be more concerned about the other part because he

46:29

said he tugged a giant thing and now he's

46:31

saying that's a problem. No, No No no. That.

46:34

Have been long before they said two hours

46:36

since when you're not supposed to drink any

46:38

liquid. The why did he is?

46:40

why did that compound the risk? The medicine that

46:43

I had taken family. You're not supposed to take

46:45

it. And agile also

46:47

that I had a sip of water.

46:50

And. My mom always as you can drown

46:52

in a sip of water My Mother true

46:55

that some group should are under estimate the

46:57

risks involved. In.

46:59

A sip of water supply wanted to change your life. Could

47:03

save you to kill you. Got

47:07

a month. So

47:10

you I said get loud and countless go for

47:12

doing this. It. So

47:15

I'm I woke up gasping. I

47:17

had all this fluid. Am I

47:19

want some kidding? Ah, that didn't

47:22

happen. So we went into the

47:24

procedure room. Ah,

47:27

they hooked me up to the anesthesia,

47:29

which I haven't done in a long

47:32

time. Last I did that, I was

47:34

probably like fifteen when I got my

47:36

wisdom teeth out, so. It

47:39

was a somewhat new experience for me. So.

47:43

They got me on mice. They said okay, get on

47:45

your side. And.

47:50

Then the anesthesia all yours was

47:53

an exterior. Yes,

47:56

Exactly. how

47:59

was the the possessed that I had assumed.

48:04

I'm still curious about the instrument they use. Like

48:07

how... Fascinating. How

48:09

do they... It's cool. Really.

48:11

It is though, right? Yeah, no. I'm

48:13

not being ironic at all. Began to slide

48:16

into them from behind. Snake

48:18

robot. And it's got a light and a camera.

48:20

By the way, my ass,

48:22

no pain, felt fine. Really? Nice. That's

48:25

surprising to me. I didn't feel anything. So

48:27

anyway, they put me to sleep. One

48:30

of the guys was like, okay, I'm gonna

48:32

let the drip start going of the anesthesia.

48:35

I said, alright. And then the other doctor was like, actually,

48:37

can you move to the center bed? I said, I started

48:39

to feel it already. I was like, you better tell me

48:41

quick because I'm about to pass out. And

48:43

then that's all I remember. And

48:47

then I woke up and I

48:50

was... You

48:53

know what I wanted to ask the nurse? I was like, damn,

48:55

where can I get this shit on the street? Can I buy

48:57

this for a street drug? I was like, this shit's pretty chill

49:00

right now when I woke up. I

49:02

was like, is this a street drug? Where can I get

49:04

this? I

49:07

think I was trying to do shtick with her the old timey. Yeah.

49:11

Whenever I was fucked up and I was just... I

49:13

was trying to... I was doing all kinds of shtick. That

49:16

was the first one I thought about. And then she's

49:19

like, so the procedure went okay. And

49:25

then she goes, so there was an issue.

49:27

There was low visibility. What

49:30

does that mean? You

49:32

know what that means. You

49:35

got fog assed, dude. It

49:38

was a wintery day out there. The

49:41

high mountains of my ass. It

49:44

means there was too much shit in my ass. You

49:47

know, and it's just so effed up. It's

49:49

so not fair. She said it was mostly

49:51

fine, but there was... There

49:54

was more visibility. So we couldn't tell like really

49:57

minute details. You know,

49:59

I'm surprised. Surprisingly prescribed mirror like

50:01

but usually give like prescription

50:03

laxative. That's what I expected

50:07

But my brother-in-law says he did the mirror locks. Apparently

50:09

it's common the mirror locks and

50:11

Gatorade combo So

50:14

it turns out I did not shit

50:16

enough. Why does it not why why?

50:20

But she said mostly it looks fine. There was

50:22

no we didn't see anything

50:24

and It's an

50:26

in your skin doesn't appear to be

50:28

skin your ass your anus your colon

50:33

Or as what is hunger call it ask me

50:36

yep, yeah, I believe Was

50:39

not did he call it that yeah, you called it.

50:42

No, it does. Okay, but he calls it. Okay. Got

50:44

it Roger He

50:48

says actually that we don't see it was a

50:50

lady actually we don't see signs

50:53

of inflammation Says

50:56

you want to see so I looked and I saw and you

50:58

see because when you see pictures of the

51:01

colonoscopy It's usually like this like pink flesh

51:04

Super clean mine was just fucking

51:08

Caked there was it wasn't cake, but there was

51:10

residue it was brown We

51:13

saw the recording. She showed me photos

51:17

And I was like, oh great you says oh you want

51:19

me to look at pictures of my shitty asshole, huh? I

51:22

Thought that was funny. She doesn't want that. Yeah,

51:24

but no she didn't laugh at anything. I said Think

51:30

I got it a lot one time Actually,

51:34

but no like diverticulosis or

51:36

lightest or anything like that.

51:39

What is that? What

51:42

they look for I forgot what it is But

51:47

I feel like it's common. I have a I have

51:49

a follow-up with my doctor But

51:52

to talk about it, but from what she said that

51:54

everything seemed fine However,

51:56

they did not take a biopsy which

51:58

I know my doctor said they were

52:00

supposed to so

52:02

they did not I said you guys take a

52:04

biopsy real doctor yeah where'd you go yeah

52:07

UCLA medical group what the fuck they're great

52:09

I mean they have a good operation there

52:11

I'm not a doctor but this was the

52:13

nurse I was talking to afterwards but

52:16

I was like yeah they're supposed to be a biopsy she's like

52:18

I don't know anything about a biopsy I was

52:20

like motherfucker I even messaged my doctors like make

52:22

sure they take a biopsy and he's like that's

52:24

the plan but I'll message them to make sure

52:27

now they got now they got to go back in there no

52:30

hopefully not they

52:34

had the students work on me that's right it's

52:39

like a it's like a playground get

52:44

back there and practice

52:50

but anyway I woke up I

52:53

came I came to I didn't

52:55

have any pain everything was fine and apparently

52:57

the colonoscopy was fine which is good

53:00

and also frustrating just in that

53:02

like again and a victory

53:04

for Jake do little there

53:09

there was no noticeable inflammation

53:13

which makes no sense to me it's

53:15

unbelievable so Jake so Jake do little

53:17

is well fuck he's

53:19

planning his

53:22

victory lap well

53:24

which is weird because I have markers of

53:26

inflammation in my blood and in my poop

53:29

which is why I did this whole thing so now

53:31

I just don't know I still know what's going on

53:34

maybe you're just having a an off day no we

53:37

we I did the by off I

53:40

mean a good day I'm

53:43

shocked you didn't shit your brains out so

53:45

then I was so then I went home

53:47

and then it started hitting me and

53:50

I started shitting shitting shitting all night I

53:52

was shitting now I still have to

53:54

I can't I was gonna pee before the show I was

53:56

people for the show I was shit myself if

53:58

I did that So it's like

54:01

they had to un-pop the cork, you

54:03

know, it's just why does it take so long? I have the

54:05

slowest metabolism in the world. That's why I have to eat a

54:07

thousand calories a day if I want to lose weight It's

54:10

not fair and it's not right You've

54:14

got people like Ian walking around eating quarter

54:16

pounders and chick-fil-a And

54:20

it's not fair Look

54:22

it. I mean he you do work out

54:24

though. You take you started taking good. Yeah,

54:26

it's really awesome. He is. Yeah Sound

54:29

of good. He's been taking good care

54:31

of himself. No, right Ian Sometimes

54:41

Only we had a magic school bus to jump in that ass and

54:43

figure it out Yeah,

54:48

man Miss Frizzle, I wish

54:50

I could have brought the whole I wish that you

54:52

guys could have run. Yeah, just go bust up my

54:54

ass. Frankly You could have

54:56

filmed it Yeah

55:02

Behind the shit so I went home we

55:04

discovered nothing and then I went home and

55:06

shit my brains out the visibility was low

55:09

It was a high winter pass and frankly

55:11

the whole thing was Wasn't

55:13

that bad honestly, but I'm a little disappointed

55:15

that I didn't shit my I

55:17

didn't I didn't I didn't pass I Didn't

55:21

pass the fecal fail you failed the colonoscopy man,

55:23

but I have a follow-up with my doctor to

55:25

go over it What when it when is that?

55:29

You have to follow up one

55:32

with my general and one with my The

55:35

rheumatologist rheumatologist. I don't know if that's

55:37

motivated, but that one's next week The

55:41

rheumatologist is first. Mm-hmm. Okay. Great.

55:43

That's the that's the the

55:46

guy who deals with the immune

55:49

Diseases immunity disease did

55:51

this anything about your shutter shit? No

55:54

comment about my shutter. She said sphincter looked

55:56

good. She said sorry

56:00

I gotta help, I gotta send a code to Hila. Well,

56:03

we wait for that. I found a photo of two

56:05

of the random fridges in Lena's basement.

56:09

Oh good, I wanna see. Every

56:13

time we go, it's different name brands, every

56:15

single time. Wait, what? They've

56:17

been upgrading. Oh, that ball pit looks fun.

56:20

Yes, it looks good. A monster one.

56:23

Wait, what? Where does he get those? I

56:26

have no clue. Did you never ask? No,

56:29

but I asked their siblings, Lena's siblings, no

56:32

one has an answer. Someone gotta ask that

56:34

man what is going on. Can

56:37

you call him now, Lena? I

56:39

can try. Oh, it's stocked up too. Those

56:41

are sick. Oh yeah, fuck yeah. So are

56:44

they full of monster? No, no, they

56:46

just suck on my drinks. It's sick, it's

56:48

like the AMPM, the gas station one, and for

56:50

some reason the drinks in there are more

56:53

fun. Yeah. You know what I mean?

56:55

Yeah. Last time we had a hot pocket fridge. What?

56:58

Yeah. Don't you need

57:00

to freeze hot pockets? It

57:02

might have been a freezer. Was it a freezer, Lena? You

57:06

mean just the design on it was hot pocket,

57:08

right? Yeah, but I assumed

57:10

it held hot pockets initially before your dad

57:13

did whatever he did to get it. Oddly, this is

57:15

what it looked like inside my cone. That was

57:17

nice. Full

57:20

of balls. Actually, I asked

57:22

her, I said, she said it

57:24

wasn't that bad. I said, you've

57:26

seen worse? She's like, oh yeah. We sometimes

57:28

go in there and it's just full of shit and we're,

57:31

she did this, she says we're, she

57:34

did that. Oh,

57:37

another comment she made? Make it on through.

57:39

One of the first things she said to

57:41

me was, oh, that's such a cool tattoo

57:44

you have there. Okay. And

57:46

then I said, wow, you're the first person

57:48

to ever notice that that was a

57:50

tattoo. And she said, wait, what? That's a tattoo? I

57:52

was kidding. Thought that was just like

57:54

markers. And I

57:56

was like, no, it's a tattoo. And then she was like, cool. She

57:59

didn't seem very. I'm very hyped about it. So

58:02

I thought what was a genuine compliment turned out

58:04

to be a light

58:07

disappointment that somebody would tattoo that on

58:09

them. But

58:13

anyway, I look forward to

58:16

talking to my rheumatologist and maybe he can give me

58:18

some more

58:22

specifics. So I continue to be confused

58:24

about my health. And

58:27

that's all I have to say about that. I

58:29

am going to have to excuse myself here pretty

58:31

soon I think. Okay.

58:34

Understood. I see. It's

58:37

so, the feeling is horrible because

58:39

there's really nothing left and

58:41

I feel like I have to very intensely

58:43

and I sit down and nothing happens. That

58:46

is very frustrating. You

58:49

know, you sit and you sit. So

58:52

I'm afraid that that's what's going to be happening now. Okay.

58:57

Everyone says the nurse was a frenemy fan. The

58:59

nurse was a snarker. That

59:03

I wish. That'd be funny. Imagine

59:08

the doctor was a snarker. Oh man. He's

59:11

like, he has cancer but I'm not going to tell him. No.

59:18

A snarker would do that. They would

59:20

have put something in your ass and then posted

59:22

it out and read it. Someone

59:25

had to gerbil up his ass. We

59:27

found a gerbil up his asshole. We

59:30

found crickets in his asshole. We

59:33

left the camera in his asshole. Didn't take

59:36

it out. What

59:40

else is there to say really? It's

59:43

frustrating. This whole journey has yielded

59:45

no answers. But

59:48

again I understand this is common with immune diseases.

59:54

It's hard to diagnose. It's

1:00:01

good I guess though. I don't from what I if

1:00:04

they were suspicious of colitis

1:00:06

ulcerative colitis and Crohn's disease

1:00:09

which apparently if you have one of

1:00:12

those your colon is gonna look inflamed.

1:00:15

My colon didn't look inflamed but apparently to make

1:00:17

a hundred percent sure of it you have to

1:00:19

take a biopsy which they did not do. They

1:00:24

did not do that and

1:00:29

though so they gave me some super long

1:00:31

tweezers and they said I could get

1:00:33

a sample for them and drop it off. That's

1:00:38

a joke. Hmm no tweezers.

1:00:43

Any questions? Yeah

1:00:47

why are you playing them back? Unrelated.

1:00:50

Ethan's reaction they tweeze in his eyes.

1:00:52

Ethan they didn't have you doing an

1:00:54

animal beforehand? No. I see

1:00:57

I see the painting here. Auto immune is

1:01:00

just that. That's funny because

1:01:02

when you play it I imagined us in this in

1:01:04

the magic school bus screaming

1:01:06

like that as we go through. There's

1:01:10

shit everywhere the prep

1:01:12

did not work I repeat the

1:01:14

prep did not work. Crohn's

1:01:19

chat rise up. I

1:01:23

think Mr. Beast has Crohn's so if you

1:01:25

do have Crohn's just imagine that. Shout out.

1:01:27

Oh yeah. I'm at the

1:01:29

hospital butt naked right now broken hip damn Edby.

1:01:32

Edby getting

1:01:34

better soon.

1:01:36

Someone said

1:01:40

what would they remove?

1:01:42

So they just take a tiny little sample

1:01:46

of the colon. It's not

1:01:48

like this is a very tiny

1:01:50

little piece to

1:01:53

look at.

1:01:56

Different areas of the GI tract can be

1:01:58

affected in different people and often spreads into

1:02:00

the deeper layers of the bowels. Okay,

1:02:03

what do you want me to say about that? I'm

1:02:06

assuming they went all the way in. Oh,

1:02:10

I have crones, so does Pete Davidson. So there it

1:02:12

is. Lucy has crones, Pete

1:02:15

Davidson has crones. Mr.

1:02:17

Beast has crones. I have an uncle with

1:02:19

crones. There's a lot of

1:02:21

crones people. You might

1:02:24

call them the cronies. They

1:02:27

all get together and crone out. You

1:02:30

know what they do? They go to Sweden and

1:02:32

spend crooners. Oh yeah, that's true.

1:02:35

The cronies go and spend croners.

1:02:38

Or just crones. Or

1:02:41

just crones. And

1:02:43

crones in Denmark? Or croners,

1:02:45

is that how you call it? Same thing. Crones.

1:02:48

Oh, you call crones? Crone. Crone.

1:02:51

Crone. I don't crone

1:02:53

no more. All

1:02:56

right, I gotta go to the bathroom. Hopefully it's not long.

1:02:58

I apologize. This is what should have been happening two

1:03:02

nights ago and now it's happening now.

1:03:04

It just doesn't make any goddamn sense.

1:03:09

Why? So if I do

1:03:11

it again, I'm gonna have to prep like three days

1:03:13

ahead of time in preparation for this. And the most

1:03:16

frustrating thing is I didn't eat for two days and

1:03:19

I still really haven't eaten because my

1:03:22

appetite hasn't been there because I'm just shitting my brains out right

1:03:25

now. And there's something about

1:03:27

chewing on a hamburger while you're on the toilet. It

1:03:29

just doesn't sound that peeling. Yeah, I see

1:03:32

that. How to do the hamburger with your dick in

1:03:34

your balls. Is there a good food to eat while you're

1:03:36

shitting? No. Yes,

1:03:39

there is. I'll look at it. Almonds.

1:03:42

Almonds are good. No. Nothing

1:03:45

can be coming in at the same time things are going

1:03:47

out. There's a shit snack.

1:03:51

Cucumbers. Cucumbers?

1:03:53

Yeah, something clean I feel like.

1:03:55

Super important. Can't crones mess with your metabolism?

1:03:57

I don't know. cronies

1:04:00

with cronies. Somebody

1:04:02

said cronies with cronies,

1:04:04

crody. Great

1:04:09

to lose weight. Yeah. Awesome.

1:04:13

No, I take it back. I think eating on the toilet

1:04:15

is actually the germs would

1:04:17

be so scary. It's not a

1:04:19

good idea, but there is a good, there

1:04:21

is a good, let me

1:04:23

ask Chachi. I'm

1:04:27

curious. Go to the robot when nobody's got your

1:04:29

back. No, you

1:04:32

guys are just too embarrassed to admit it. You sit on

1:04:34

the computer. I heard you're back on this one. Yeah. See

1:04:37

you got Zach. Anybody

1:04:39

else? Is a good nose

1:04:41

ghost? What is a good snack to bubblegum?

1:04:44

Wow. I think it's literally a sin

1:04:46

in Islam to eat in the bathroom.

1:04:48

So really? Yeah. Like we're very big

1:04:50

on being clean. It's not hygienic. Yeah.

1:04:52

Yeah. We're supposed to, that's why we,

1:04:54

well, it's not. Okay. You guys are

1:04:57

being a little dramatic. You're breathing the air because you're

1:04:59

holding, I'm not getting shit on my hands and then

1:05:01

eating like Cheetos. There's so much bacteria in the bathroom.

1:05:03

There's so much. Yeah. You're breathing. You're sitting there and

1:05:05

you're breathing it and your toothbrush is in there and

1:05:07

all this shit. What does it matter if you bring

1:05:09

a Cheeto in there? The

1:05:12

toothbrush is a good thing. What is a

1:05:14

good snack? But you're not touching the toothbrush with your eye on

1:05:16

that either. Yeah.

1:05:18

But once I start wiping, obviously that eating

1:05:20

stops, you don't wipe and

1:05:22

then eat that psychotic. That's crazy. It

1:05:25

is crazy. I don't know. No sane person would

1:05:27

do that. What is a good snack to

1:05:29

eat while sitting on that toilet? Well,

1:05:35

it might not be typical to eat by using

1:05:37

the toilet. You find yourself

1:05:39

needing a snack. Why did I say

1:05:41

during the colonoscopy prep? Oh, cause I was, I was asking

1:05:43

all kinds of questions. So it knows

1:05:45

where my head's at. Here's

1:05:48

a few options. Okay.

1:05:50

Hold on. Not during prep because

1:05:53

it's like chicken broth and

1:05:55

stuff. Not during prep, but

1:05:57

in general. Big

1:06:00

bowl of chicken broth fruit

1:06:03

slices Find yourself needing

1:06:05

a snatcher in the toilet consider something light

1:06:07

and easy to handle fruit slices nuts that

1:06:11

Crackers whole grain or rice vegetable

1:06:15

sticks granola bars yogurt

1:06:19

That one seems not a great suggestion.

1:06:21

That's I agree with you. That's a

1:06:23

two-hand operation which also the

1:06:25

like Tartness of

1:06:27

yolk. Mm-hmm. I like the creamy over

1:06:29

yogurt. So not so not into that

1:06:32

So there's generally best to avoid eating in

1:06:34

the bathroom for hygiene reasons, but if necessary

1:06:37

These are the options that are practical not

1:06:39

too messy. Okay. Hold on if

1:06:41

I why is it unhygienic?

1:06:45

I'm not gonna Speakle

1:06:49

bacteria Right,

1:06:53

but you're breathing it right you go in there

1:06:55

with like a gas mask I mean

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Right. Mm-hmm. I hold my

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breath when I should if it's getting it was getting on a

1:07:03

Cheeto It's getting all over

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your body on your clothes everything to the

1:07:08

same extent How

1:07:10

many of us keep our toothbrush in the bathroom? I

1:07:13

keep a cover on mine. That's smart people

1:07:15

should do that Agreed

1:07:19

let's move on from poop Kate. Okay Let's

1:07:23

end poop gate with me going and pooping And

1:07:27

then we can move on to all the other

1:07:29

great stories we have lined up for you guys

1:07:31

like Like

1:07:37

There's another try guy update say

1:07:39

apparently euthanized Eugene. Yep. They

1:07:41

put them down It's so

1:07:43

sad to see but you you have to be You

1:07:46

just have to let loved one

1:07:48

go. Yeah Wow, they killed Eugene That's

1:07:52

a little dramatic. Yeah, but I guess you you

1:07:54

know, It's for the bad until

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death. do we part? I Didn't have very

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many options. That's the Try Guy Ethos human

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murder like. Murder. Can.

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Move any have carried out. Of

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the Alpha War updates tis beaver

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at a moment on whatever I

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only saw him doing. An apology

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was made me so intrigued. I

1:08:15

watched this seven hour podcast. Seven

1:08:17

Fuck and hours what is be

1:08:19

lived together for seven hours I

1:08:21

made a ten minute at it.

1:08:24

So I saw this and I was like oh

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my God this as we amazing. Are. Just

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as tease you guys have been on this

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we can watch as my come out by

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the way suburbia without my boy I see

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where that five thousand dollars when swag doubt.

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I just wish come on here

1:08:42

and basically theme of this or

1:08:44

will ever podcasts expect to get

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this much states on owes basically.

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Told what to say I succeed for

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financial gain. Weight says my me that

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the complete mark on him and at

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Nasa I saw this is like oh

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my God ago. Isis is a good

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it it is and also features the

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dude from my. The. Live fresh

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and fit show. The guy who has argued

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manfully and known I have the other guy.

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Andrew. The christian guy who

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area. Oh. I have all these

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updates about that insecure alpha did west soon which

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are great so we'd all kinds of oneself to

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get into her today. And

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we're going to do that right

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after I was her. And.

1:09:28

He doing things. More.

1:09:34

Mobile. Wallet. What

1:09:37

a monologue! How fast One An

1:09:39

intro. Oh man. The first hour

1:09:41

and ten minutes of the show.

1:09:44

We. Know how to do it. What

1:09:46

a monologue. Our do it and we

1:09:48

do it. How's everyone's Memorial Day weekend?

1:09:50

It was scared is it was good.

1:09:53

Manager Tom. Hagen. Hours

1:09:56

of school. I went to the L A

1:09:58

County Fair as really nice. I've

1:10:00

never been there. I haven't been since I was

1:10:02

a kid How how

1:10:04

was that? Experience it

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was I mean we loved it was huge. I was

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surprised. I think it is pretty big yeah, it

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was nice We went with Lena's brother.

1:10:13

He was visiting us from San Francisco. Oh, that's

1:10:16

right That's

1:10:18

right. All right. I gotta thank some

1:10:20

of these fine folks have been donating

1:10:23

All morning. Where's the beginning? Well here.

1:10:25

Let me get these Real

1:10:28

quick Dan or repel. Hey gang. There's

1:10:31

my 39th birthday. I want to treat

1:10:33

myself by treating you Thanks,

1:10:35

Dan One's

1:10:40

coming up coming up Dan Sure,

1:10:44

you're good Nate Isabella

1:10:47

my 26th birthday was yesterday and also I

1:10:49

have a colonoscopy schedule for next week. Can

1:10:51

I get a hey girly? Hey girly Colonoscopy

1:10:56

good luck with that I'm

1:10:58

gonna be amazing dainty

1:11:02

Don't have 50 Canadian bucks and said hey game

1:11:04

My name's Oliver been watching for almost 10

1:11:06

years and I had my 20th birthday yesterday.

1:11:08

Can I get a grimace shake in fortnight?

1:11:12

Back you provide I'm gonna play

1:11:14

the song not the whole song, but maybe we can

1:11:16

just get like a Here

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just pull it down and keep it going and

1:11:28

we'll just use that as a as a bed

1:11:30

for a minute here Thank

1:11:36

you birthday shout out to

1:11:38

my boyfriend Jess We bonded

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over h3 on our first date because

1:11:42

he's hung the R Kelly passport song

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Wow on a first date, huh? a

1:11:48

little scary I

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know you're only half listening while at

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work Can Everyone yell

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at him to pay attention. Peace and Love Jess?

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Hi that body eyes up

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a girl. Lily Collins you

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the flock out. Though.

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A attention the the show

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was a maria ten dollars

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on a listen to. I

1:12:17

want to listen to D

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M with Zach. Coupled

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with Ethan design with you attack

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with dan act with the Livia

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eat with will have Bongo with

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a be style hair with Lena

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listen to yea with year old

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with Sam and high five made

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just cause I love. The off

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and will take you has a hot

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what is I wanna listen to Diaz

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in do mouth is a massive his

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spit or us. Both

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even just sent from the bathroom we

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need as a girly a mogi to

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add for members of the very good

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idea. And

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the one that's like oh we're perspective

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a little too immature one like that

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than than there are going back and

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work has been updated are already is

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anybody there are the yeah i'm in.

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My it also didn't hear people do this one.

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Of. Were good suggestions.

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Thank you thank you Reason Day Nicole Yesterday

1:13:17

was my fiance Brad's twenty eighth birthday and

1:13:19

we've been together for twelve years. We want

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to show every day for half of our

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relationship with India and a girly for his

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birthday. Brad.

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Abby. Twenty Eight. A

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girly cigarettes or via mobile. Vacuum.

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Or the Polish pusher donated ten. I

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guess. Memberships: Oh and I sought do Knavery

1:13:40

donated fifty dear as her show I think.

1:13:43

I don't remember show the past three

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weeks. Know

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you're doomed in every.

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Side you doubt out thanks to in

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every whoever you are. Ah

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Surabaya Ready! I

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donated 2000, I don't know what that currency is.

1:14:02

We got 2000 alone. That's

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fucking dope, dude. Oh, rupees. Yeah, they

1:14:07

are right on. Okay, right

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on. Starting with my first big girl job in two

1:14:12

weeks and I'm moving across the world to New

1:14:14

York City. Oh, shit. Wow, that's

1:14:17

cool. Congrats. Can I get a hey girly

1:14:19

from willing participants? We're willing. We're willing, Abel.

1:14:21

Come on. And good luck. Yeah.

1:14:24

I assume because of the rupees you're moving here from India, that's

1:14:26

a big move. And

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to New York City at that, but I wish

1:14:31

you the best of luck. It'll

1:14:33

be a fun experience. Let's see.

1:14:36

Webby, $20. Thank you to the family for keeping

1:14:38

the Goofs and Gaffs going for 10 years. Can

1:14:42

somebody on the crew give a special birthday

1:14:44

shout out to my sister, Liza? Happy

1:14:46

birthday, Liza. Liza, Liza.

1:14:48

She watched the show too, so I'd

1:14:50

appreciate it greatly. Well,

1:14:53

Liza, your sibling,

1:14:56

Webby, says happy. Happy

1:14:58

birthday, Liza. Davey

1:15:02

Mose, I believe. I've been

1:15:04

a member for 44 months. Wow.

1:15:07

Holy. And today is my birthday. Can

1:15:09

I please hear from Olivia and Dan,

1:15:12

my favorite girlies? Us two specifically. Hey,

1:15:15

girlies. What's up, Davey? Thank

1:15:17

you. What's that one? Brazilian

1:15:20

Ria. Okay. Thank you. Jimmy

1:15:23

Lee fan. Jimmy Lee fan. I'm

1:15:25

the audience. He's a crossover fan. We appreciate you coming over

1:15:27

here. I'm the Jimmy camp. Okay.

1:15:31

Let's see here. I'm going to go with

1:15:33

the more

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that have been flowing in. Let's see here.

1:15:52

After 13 years, I was finally

1:15:54

diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis and celiac.

1:15:57

And the double whammy. Good

1:16:00

luck even have to figure out your house dust.

1:16:02

Love you all! Long time fans and twenty sixteen

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think see? That. You see,

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spin neither calling her

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fans ugly and poor.

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I. Don't know who for need is I'm

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sorry I know anybody air and even

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then he saw. Ah,

1:16:26

And after a while that he says that

1:16:29

they're funnier. If. That's true,

1:16:33

Referred. Sorry, that would be

1:16:35

a stupid yeah. We're happy for you. Are

1:16:40

you guys regular? Make my week! Thanks

1:16:42

to the whole crew for our and

1:16:44

big bridge eve Big for. Ya

1:16:48

gotta use as. Is

1:16:50

this is. Another forty

1:16:52

four in shock. Forty Four

1:16:54

Months member tam it in another.

1:16:56

Also makes a difference. From

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Void Blade or forty four months to

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can avoid Get a shout Boyd he

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didn't see that big. Oh good up

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to the ball. And

1:17:11

I'm scared and. Damn,

1:17:17

what did you think of the new

1:17:19

King Gizzard album? What is the new

1:17:22

one? I can't even keep up Some

1:17:24

other line Petro Dragon had for a

1:17:26

dragon apocalypse is Allen's fuckin' Fire. I

1:17:29

don't know if that's the most recent, though. I

1:17:31

may be behind. Oh. The

1:17:34

silver cord? I gotta be honest, I

1:17:36

don't. I haven't checked this one area.

1:17:38

The bells much mean I will check

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it out. Oh I did hear about

1:17:42

this. the made like a synth album

1:17:44

effect. no thank you reminder. Ah,

1:17:46

Damn please convince eaten to send

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all the boys to oh shit

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Disappeared. Would. You go

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where you sending us? We sending

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us it popped up my skin.

1:17:57

Oh to the Stronger Men Conference

1:17:59

next year. Okay, so I

1:18:01

believe we reacted to that, right?

1:18:03

Stronger men conference. It's

1:18:07

in Springfield, Missouri,

1:18:11

Missouri, MO. Is that Missouri? I

1:18:15

believe so. MO state,

1:18:17

yeah, Missouri. Yeah,

1:18:20

right. I think there

1:18:22

was a bunch of political people there last

1:18:25

time, right? And they had like monster trucks

1:18:27

and shit. Yeah,

1:18:29

yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember this. I mean, yeah, this

1:18:31

would be, this would be fun to

1:18:34

check out. Oh,

1:18:36

wow. That Arnold

1:18:39

is amazing. Oh,

1:18:42

this is badass. Oh,

1:18:44

yeah. Oh, yeah.

1:18:53

Badass. That's our queen. DM

1:18:56

is Depeche Mode, by the way. Oh, Jose,

1:19:00

Jose, got back to us

1:19:02

with another donation to I

1:19:04

don't know. I mean, I love Depeche Mode.

1:19:06

I'd rather listen to Dave Matthews with you.

1:19:09

Are you down to compromise? Oh, there. Compromise

1:19:12

for Dave Matthews. Are you

1:19:15

like really a Dave Matthews fan? Or like

1:19:17

ironic Dave Matthews? No, I really am. I'm

1:19:19

actually more of a Depeche Mode fan. But

1:19:21

right. What's your

1:19:25

favorite album? Depeche Mode?

1:19:27

No, Dave Matthews fan. Under

1:19:30

the table. Was it under the table? The

1:19:34

one with the fucking merry-go-round. Did

1:19:41

I just catch you lying about your Dave Matthews

1:19:43

fan? I'm not lying, dude. Under

1:19:46

the table and dreaming. What is going on? Under

1:19:49

the table and

1:19:51

dreaming. Hey,

1:19:55

checks out. Careful.

1:20:00

Careful. My

1:20:02

three-year-old is finally home after a seven-day

1:20:04

hospital stay. Oh, no Because

1:20:07

his appendix burst thought about

1:20:09

Ethan ranting about useless organs. Yeah Also

1:20:13

witness pesto shit IRL after avoiding

1:20:15

Ethan's pick. Oh they

1:20:19

Should have prepared yourself comes around if you

1:20:21

don't see that picture. Yeah somewhere else in your

1:20:23

life exactly. It's what I've been vaccinated

1:20:26

yourself Against

1:20:28

that possibility If

1:20:31

Matthews is the shit there's

1:20:34

a Those are listeners. Okay.

1:20:36

Well that they've in Matthew's fans

1:20:38

out there. Okay It's

1:20:43

just my dad really like Dave Matthews band so

1:20:45

it's just always Being

1:20:47

like the ultimate like that's like dad music

1:20:49

to me. You know, I mean barely or

1:20:51

not like that's just I mean That's my

1:20:53

shit, you know. Yeah, I guess that's true

1:20:57

I Won't

1:21:01

be Over the weekend.

1:21:03

I was showing my brother-in-law a bunch of the

1:21:05

debates We've had and he was cracking up and

1:21:08

I was showing him the next in one and if

1:21:10

we want to kill time I have a 40 second

1:21:13

clip right here that fucking killed me

1:21:16

Rewatching it. Okay. What's his name was

1:21:18

trying to hang up? Wait of

1:21:20

just our old episode our old episode. Yeah, I mean if you

1:21:23

need to go time I was Things

1:21:25

good to review these things If

1:21:27

you're trying to kill time if you have chats and go for it,

1:21:29

we got so many checks. All right, we did checks $20

1:21:35

one from Jojo Lopez. I

1:21:37

had to get a colonoscopy for GI issues a

1:21:39

few years ago And

1:21:42

they said I had IVs and I

1:21:44

have to avoid gluten and dairy But

1:21:47

luckily they make digestive enzymes for both

1:21:49

so I can indulge every now and

1:21:51

then best of luck Ethan. Oh, really?

1:21:53

There's like because I knew there

1:21:55

was like medicine for lactose intolerance,

1:21:58

but there's stuff for actual

1:22:00

dairy That's interesting.

1:22:03

Love might have to get on that wave Jose's

1:22:06

back the pesh mode is non negotiable

1:22:10

What do you say deal you're taking the deal

1:22:12

I'll take the deal she's taking the deal fuck

1:22:18

You make your way here you can

1:22:22

Which album though which? It

1:22:24

depends With like

1:22:26

the early shit is good,

1:22:28

but I like you know 88, you know Strange

1:22:33

love era type shit, okay Well,

1:22:37

we'll see if Jose don't answer can to get back to

1:22:39

you you don't have to keep donating. Yeah, please

1:22:46

Let's see Bit

1:22:48

about okay $20 from Kate I'm

1:22:50

a bit behind on the pop But I just want

1:22:52

to say I sent a message in discord about y'all's

1:22:54

tentative search for Broadway trivia person to go up against

1:22:56

Olivia, so thank you Kate. I do

1:22:58

appreciate it. I gotta tell you I've received

1:23:02

about 500 emails about that

1:23:05

so Everybody else that's

1:23:07

email me if you haven't heard back from

1:23:09

me understand There are

1:23:11

a lot of theater girlies in the

1:23:13

audience evidently that we're all willing to

1:23:15

step up So well ought

1:23:18

to do some digging off to review your credentials You

1:23:21

know your applications and see the

1:23:24

best fit for the role is and 500 new

1:23:27

besties for me Sure,

1:23:29

you want me to forward them all to you. You would

1:23:31

love that you can connect Dave

1:23:35

Matthews in that Adam Sandler movie

1:23:37

converted me on

1:23:40

Was oh hon. Yeah Or

1:23:43

no, he was also in Chuck

1:23:45

and Larry too He

1:23:47

was in multiple. Yeah Dan

1:23:51

please talk about Jimmy's Instagram account shamelessly

1:23:53

stealing a post from law men without

1:23:55

crediting Our

1:24:01

boy Wow Cuz

1:24:03

Jimmy we Jimmy posted a video.

1:24:05

It was actually pretty funny. Oh,

1:24:07

yeah He posted the first

1:24:10

the first funny thing he's like ever done actually,

1:24:12

but if he's stealing shit, that's fucked Yeah, we

1:24:15

can't shut from our boy. The law man. Do

1:24:17

you like I fucked up? I can't let that's

1:24:19

not go What's going on? What's going on with

1:24:21

Mason? Well, is he

1:24:23

cracking under the pressure? He seems like it. He

1:24:25

was out here in LA. Maybe he went big

1:24:27

time Wow Well,

1:24:31

I'm sorry to hear that Everyone's

1:24:34

running. Thank you for the donation Liza

1:24:41

Said thanks. Webby for the birthday shout out made

1:24:44

my day. Oh, they're like

1:24:46

communicating through our super chest I

1:24:50

love that love that of that Okay

1:24:54

I'm trying to figure out who

1:24:56

and see if there was any other big ones that I missed. Oh,

1:24:59

yeah This one Tyler said my dad

1:25:02

botch had a botched spinal surgery at

1:25:04

UCLA The doctors lodged a screw in

1:25:06

my dad's spine. We tried to sue

1:25:08

and the doc fled the country and

1:25:10

went to Egypt Wow,

1:25:13

dad is forever screwed up. This happened in 2005. That

1:25:15

is wild and Yeah,

1:25:19

quite a story I've

1:25:22

heard a lot of nightmare Medical

1:25:24

stories from people over the years, but I've

1:25:26

never heard one where the doctor Led

1:25:29

to a foreign country and

1:25:32

sorry, I wasn't laughing at your dad It

1:25:34

just sounds like Ethan Ethan's wrestling with someone.

1:25:36

I don't just heard something slam

1:25:38

struggling over. Yeah, I Think

1:25:41

he's almost done Okay

1:25:44

final few Is

1:25:47

this from today? Yes I've

1:25:50

had This is Mel

1:25:52

saying I've had two. I think they're talking

1:25:55

about colonoscopies here and the Sup

1:25:57

rep they had was 16 ounces and it was horrible. You had

1:25:59

to drink get 30 minutes and you shit for 30

1:26:01

to 60 minutes straight until it's clear

1:26:03

the first one the doc

1:26:05

was so excited to show me my own photos they

1:26:09

were excited huh how

1:26:11

do you get into that

1:26:13

I am so repulsive okay

1:26:17

that wasn't good it

1:26:20

was fine I

1:26:22

hate it when's it gonna help it and it

1:26:25

just didn't work like it's supposed to right what

1:26:27

did you go did I

1:26:29

go yeah let

1:26:32

me put it this way if did I

1:26:34

go you better not go

1:26:37

in there which bathroom did

1:26:39

you the one you like I

1:26:43

don't really favor one somebody told me

1:26:45

once that that's the superior well pressure

1:26:47

one I it's clean by the way I don't

1:26:49

I don't leave okay I don't leave it to know

1:26:52

that you'd never do that I don't leave residue I

1:26:54

did well listen yeah I've lost

1:26:57

shit in the toilet but I've told

1:26:59

you I've always addressed them though no that's

1:27:01

true did you take any snacks that

1:27:04

we munch it in there I grabbed a few chips before I

1:27:06

went in Sunchips

1:27:09

for you to go there chewing no I

1:27:11

was done okay thank God finished before I

1:27:13

entered the bathroom well

1:27:19

sorry that happened to men mm-hmm okay

1:27:23

I'm gonna go home and just admire my huge fridge

1:27:25

and remember that life

1:27:28

is good just

1:27:31

stand in front of it open it

1:27:33

up just like that's a cool that's

1:27:36

a gag and out quality that's

1:27:41

the sound like gag and out fridge makes when I

1:27:43

open it where

1:27:48

is that creaky huh WD-40

1:27:51

for that uh

1:27:56

bop bop bop bop all right what are we on talk about we

1:27:58

want to talk about The...

1:28:02

Bevo? The... what

1:28:04

was it? The Bevo. Bevo.

1:28:06

Bevo. Bevo! Beviz.

1:28:11

So, okay. Friend

1:28:15

of the show, Beviz. Good

1:28:19

guy. I think. Great

1:28:26

guy. And uh... What

1:28:30

is this about? Dan,

1:28:33

what happened to Jimmy stealing from the

1:28:35

lawman? Yeah, we're trying to figure

1:28:37

it out. I'm trying to find the post that he stole. Someone's

1:28:40

alleging that he stole and re-uploaded a meme from

1:28:43

the lawman. Okay, that's a

1:28:45

serious accusation though. If

1:28:47

there's no receipts then... He was

1:28:50

trying... he was starting to get

1:28:52

back into my good graces because he posted a video that

1:28:54

was actually pretty funny. Yeah, do

1:28:56

you want to pull it up? Yeah,

1:28:58

I can send it to you. You guys

1:29:00

prepared to see a funny Jimmy Lee video? Yeah, let's do

1:29:02

a quick dance in the bathroom. Dan!

1:29:05

I'll be out Dan. He said that in the chat

1:29:07

that he thought it was funny. He

1:29:11

said, I think that might be the first time Jimmy's

1:29:13

ever been intentionally funny. So

1:29:16

maybe getting cancelled

1:29:18

quote, I don't know. Not really but. Is the

1:29:20

best thing that ever happened to him. Yeah.

1:29:24

To make him funny. I'll

1:29:26

be the judge of that. I remember watching it

1:29:28

and thinking like, I don't get it. But let's

1:29:30

see. Hey guys, Jimmy Lee, the Jersey Outlaw. Some

1:29:34

big news. Big news. Spoke to

1:29:36

Cam today from age three.

1:29:40

And he was explaining to

1:29:42

me what happened and why he left age

1:29:44

three. Actually it was because

1:29:46

he didn't like Zach's music. He actually

1:29:48

can't stand Zach's music. He's

1:29:51

pissed off at it. Doesn't want to

1:29:53

hear him. Doesn't want to hear the

1:29:55

guitar. Doesn't want to hear the stupid

1:29:57

outfits. The cockamamie outfits he wears. That's

1:30:00

the reason he left and everybody thought he

1:30:02

left because he relocated to New York. He

1:30:04

don't even have a job. He quit because

1:30:06

of that damn music from Zach. Zach, you

1:30:08

got to get off the guitar, stop tuning

1:30:10

it into D. It's in the E, the

1:30:12

bass notes in E and you keep putting

1:30:14

it in D and you're out of tune.

1:30:17

And when I mentioned your name to Cam twice, he

1:30:19

had to go for the revolver. How to actually stop

1:30:21

it. So here's your answer with Cam. I

1:30:24

got to go because Cam and I go up for lunch. Well,

1:30:28

Jimmy does have some musical

1:30:30

credentials. He's a talented pianist, is he

1:30:32

not? Very, very much so. He's really

1:30:35

good. Very much so. So

1:30:38

what do you think? I mean, he's saying it should be

1:30:40

an E, is that correct? I mean, you can tune the

1:30:42

guitar to D. You can tune it to whatever you want.

1:30:47

But I find it, you know, give me

1:30:49

a chuckle. Okay. All

1:30:51

right. Kind of random, but funny. That's

1:30:55

actually true though. Cam did quit because

1:30:57

of Zach's

1:30:59

music. Which

1:31:02

is too much for him. All right. Let's

1:31:04

talk about Bevo. Big

1:31:06

boy, Bevo in the house. Bevo

1:31:09

in the mother effing house. Sorry,

1:31:12

I could have actually

1:31:14

closed the thing. Thank you

1:31:16

guys. All right. Bevo recently

1:31:18

got into Heat for his appearance on the Whatever

1:31:20

Podcast. You guys might remember the Whatever Podcast. We've

1:31:22

talked about it several times on

1:31:25

the show. It's this wannabe alpha

1:31:28

bro who by the way used

1:31:30

to be a popular prankster. And

1:31:34

it's essentially, I mean, Fresh

1:31:36

and Fit had accused them of stealing

1:31:39

their format. And honestly, this

1:31:41

dude actually 100% did steal their

1:31:43

format, which says something. I

1:31:47

don't know what. But you're going to

1:31:49

steal something. Steal something better than that. Let's

1:31:53

see here. And their episodes are

1:31:55

so long. Seven hours

1:31:58

these people sit. hours

1:32:00

what is there to talk about it's

1:32:05

like literally conditioning young guys to hate

1:32:07

women look that's the

1:32:09

chat is fucking

1:32:12

insane dude so

1:32:14

anyway you guys recognize him let me just go so

1:32:17

he brings women on he asked him the

1:32:20

same question seven hours how are you tackling

1:32:22

new territory what's your body count body count

1:32:24

okay you body count so what's your body

1:32:27

so do you realize having sex that many

1:32:29

times makes you a slut yes or no

1:32:31

okay

1:32:35

good talk what about you

1:32:37

your relationship status I am

1:32:39

in a committed relationship I

1:32:43

think my longest relationship I was married for

1:32:45

four years that and

1:32:47

she's divorced malcontent person who

1:32:50

could not go without starting a

1:32:52

fight for no you realize that

1:32:54

being divorced makes you very undesirable

1:32:56

in the marketplace why does he sound

1:32:58

like Kennedy I

1:33:02

like that Kennedy the wormhole

1:33:05

Kennedy Oh impersonation yeah

1:33:08

I make fun of

1:33:10

his voice it's not

1:33:12

right and

1:33:15

I finally good words I just got fed

1:33:17

up so you

1:33:19

guys got a divorce this motherfuckers taking

1:33:21

notes on this shit you

1:33:24

do not need notes on this man oh

1:33:28

why do people show up to this okay

1:33:30

how long have you been seeing your current

1:33:32

partner about four months

1:33:34

four months all right okay

1:33:38

where's this going this has to

1:33:40

be one of the

1:33:43

least entertaining thing seven

1:33:45

hours he's like okay hmm it's

1:33:47

like a real life I

1:33:52

feel like I'm in a class that is the

1:33:54

worst class ever with

1:33:57

the dumbest teacher ever Also

1:34:00

this guy just gives us such insulin energy.

1:34:04

It's not your fault. Yeah, no. I

1:34:07

think, I don't think any of these women would be caught

1:34:09

dead with this dude. And

1:34:12

that makes him upset. But

1:34:15

I fully committed one. Yeah. I appreciate

1:34:17

the fresh and fit, or at least

1:34:19

committed to being pieces of shit. Like

1:34:21

they're confident fucking garbage. Right. This dude

1:34:23

isn't. Right. True. He's

1:34:25

grifting the grifters. Okay, let's assume I work it. Let's.

1:34:30

Cided open relationship. Yeah. I'm in

1:34:32

a fully. I'm in

1:34:34

a fully committed one-sided open relationship. Thank you,

1:34:36

sir. On his side. Girl, what?

1:34:39

What? She's not for real. This is not a real

1:34:41

thing, is it? This

1:34:44

is what the Myron and Goofy

1:34:48

says, I f- Goofy, Goofy

1:34:50

Nut says they have. Uh,

1:34:52

that's not, I've never heard of this in the real

1:34:55

world. This is not a thing. I'm

1:34:57

in a one-sided open. My boyfriend can fuck whoever

1:34:59

he wants. And I just am a good girl

1:35:01

and I don't ask questions like, the fuck? So

1:35:07

you're Minaj. He's sleeping with us. Mike

1:35:09

Davis, donated $6K. Mike

1:35:11

Davis. I'm organizing a private charter

1:35:14

plane. Alright, hold on everybody, I got

1:35:16

a donation. What was that sound? That

1:35:19

was from them? Davis donated- On

1:35:21

his side. So you're

1:35:23

Minaj. He's sleeping with other women. Sounds like

1:35:25

a Zach's taking a shit sound by it.

1:35:27

That's a World of Warcraft sound. What

1:35:30

a dork, dude. I think it's when you aggro

1:35:32

a mob in World of Warcraft that makes no

1:35:35

sound. I'm not completely sure. I don't remember that.

1:35:37

But you would know. I mean, shit, you're the

1:35:39

master. Maybe they changed it. It's from Deadly Boss

1:35:41

Mob. I don't know more about

1:35:43

him. No, you know what it sounds like? It's this. Thank

1:35:46

you, Seth. You got a girl

1:35:48

relationship on his side. So

1:35:50

you're Minaj. He's sleeping with other women. Holy shit.

1:35:53

That's a weird sound by it. Like, it's not it?

1:35:55

It's too- it's not clean. It's

1:35:58

not easy to tell even what it's trying to convey. They are

1:36:00

you the poor soundbite. The

1:36:05

estimated six lane Michael Davis I knew

1:36:07

everybody see a Sheriff Mike Davis organizing

1:36:09

a private charter plane abroad for men

1:36:11

to meet beautiful traditional women who will

1:36:14

treat you like eating less and women

1:36:16

are so screwed up for There's no

1:36:18

reset button.one in chat for a seat.

1:36:21

The suit is literally just trying to

1:36:23

scam. Oh my god What are these

1:36:25

people think? The women in your and

1:36:27

from Europe by the way, I was

1:36:30

born in Montenegro and ah you're gonna

1:36:32

get a handful money and I can.

1:36:34

Handle themselves. The ducks. Well

1:36:38

did you see the N Word?

1:36:41

Because. I'm trying to say that word been in

1:36:43

front of a can be able to handle

1:36:45

number of the back them months and mag

1:36:47

well actually making a joke I think he's

1:36:49

actually doing that. I think it

1:36:51

yet. That's unbelievable. Yeah. That's

1:36:54

actually insane. And

1:36:57

for buddy and I can be able

1:36:59

to handle them so good luck them

1:37:01

months and Meg Well I mean Albania.

1:37:03

Ah ah I'm sorry, but what? I

1:37:07

found the song by the way, the Raid

1:37:09

warning or of the work of Atlanta right?

1:37:11

It's if you just click the wall headline

1:37:13

for her. So

1:37:16

and I am absorbers that I

1:37:18

knew this. you're not only one

1:37:20

notices of also placing their. The

1:37:23

left. Out

1:37:26

a shirt as only person sfs it's I

1:37:28

hate that I knew that year while head

1:37:30

man while high that farm. That's.

1:37:34

Cool though I see why he is

1:37:36

a that the hair as the ladies

1:37:38

wanna know that girl while had wow.

1:37:42

Insider. And Mr. Bush family getting sucked

1:37:44

then is not what I'm talking about. but. I.

1:37:46

Just clicked a random spot in the zoos. Bomb.

1:37:49

On line. Two. Succinctly Mike the of

1:37:51

it's for the message metaphysically from other ones

1:37:53

are growing to join you. Nice things to

1:37:56

the whatever podcast yo thing we meaningful rhymes

1:37:58

with you are anyway. This is

1:38:00

what it is. You guys have seen clips

1:38:02

I'm sure and they had be one the

1:38:04

only. Be

1:38:07

this Mr. Beavis.derby This.

1:38:10

Ah, I believe his

1:38:12

soon to be knighted. So sir be this.

1:38:15

Is what the you'll be required to call him down?

1:38:19

A lot of clips from this pack, asthma going around on

1:38:21

tic toc be most mean a lot of shit for it.

1:38:24

Holy smoke. So them. So

1:38:27

people are calling him out. Because.

1:38:30

He's an open relationship with his girlfriend Sophia.

1:38:32

That's when we met. Yeah, well, he says

1:38:34

that on the podcast he says that there

1:38:36

are no correlation. He later says. They.

1:38:38

Are analyzed? Yeah, So. Day

1:38:41

according to be the the this they

1:38:43

are telling their guests to lie about

1:38:45

being it it's. I'm not.

1:38:47

that makes more sense to me honestly

1:38:50

than like people actually doing that because

1:38:52

it seems bananas seems a bone. An

1:38:54

hour's. I'm. Not sure what to

1:38:56

make of it because he was going along this narrative

1:38:58

for like. Five. Hours. So.

1:39:01

I don't I don't know. I'm not

1:39:03

sure exactly by dedicated to the bit

1:39:05

now. The podcast was over

1:39:07

cessna hours long and featured friend of the

1:39:10

shell Andrew Wilson, the dude from the Fresh

1:39:12

I'm Fit Live who argue with mister clean.

1:39:15

Friends, shell com club and you and Be

1:39:17

well got into a heated discussion because and

1:39:19

you kept calling out Beaver for being a

1:39:21

clock. We've also that shit because he. Got.

1:39:25

That a kiss or hinder is a giant douche bag.

1:39:27

Steve also got shit because he compared him to. Being.

1:39:30

A cop to Andrews wife not being a virgin

1:39:32

when they got married. Yeah ever

1:39:34

Andrew kept calling him a cock. The be was like

1:39:36

what was your wife a burgeoning got married his? i

1:39:38

know she wasn't He goes Okay so for you to

1:39:40

taught in. There may be whole a

1:39:42

good. You

1:39:44

confused by all day or so? Anyway,

1:39:47

here's best moments: We've seen: The apology.

1:39:50

Now let's see. The. Actions.

1:39:53

that brought us here the host steals

1:39:55

the show just with his awkwardness of

1:39:57

as a nice man How

1:40:02

did they find all these women? Like

1:40:04

they got them a whole conveyor belt and just like

1:40:06

a moving automated

1:40:10

just bringing in girls.

1:40:14

He encourages them to reach out, send them a

1:40:16

DM and then they'll promote their Instagram or whatever

1:40:18

else in the description. Wow.

1:40:20

Yeah, we've talked about this before. My position. I

1:40:23

mean they're all self promoting. It's like this weird

1:40:25

humiliation ritual that they all subject themselves to because

1:40:27

they go on the show and just get berated

1:40:29

for being sluts for seven hours or

1:40:31

whatever. Which is why they're

1:40:33

a horrible audience but he's also he's asked

1:40:35

he wants women who are wanting

1:40:38

to self promote a lot of

1:40:40

women who are probably most of the women willing

1:40:42

to self promote on that show are going to

1:40:44

be doing adult content. Right. And

1:40:47

therefore, yeah, it's this interesting cycle.

1:40:49

Yeah, sure. They

1:40:51

all see a bump because even though all

1:40:53

these weird incel fans are like talking shit and

1:40:55

they're the ones buying porn. Exactly.

1:40:58

So there's a reason Amoreth makes $2 million

1:41:00

a month. The

1:41:03

bizarre ecosystem they have over

1:41:05

there though. Yeah,

1:41:08

yeah, interesting. Position used

1:41:11

to be is like, look, I was on the dating apps

1:41:13

just kind of before I became aware of some of the,

1:41:15

you know, the dating meta is the

1:41:17

dating. I wouldn't pay for them. I

1:41:19

wouldn't pay for the I split, you know, I'd pay

1:41:21

for my shit. She could pay for hers. But I'm

1:41:23

like, you're dating other dudes. You're probably like, here's the

1:41:26

scenario I like to give. Like it's

1:41:28

massive L to go on a date with a

1:41:30

girl and then pay

1:41:32

it like you do the you do everything right. You

1:41:34

pay for the date. You take her to a

1:41:36

nice dinner. She gets like a nice guy talking.

1:41:38

I did everything right. I paid and she didn't

1:41:40

call me back. It's like probably your

1:41:42

personality. Probably

1:41:45

she just didn't like you, bro. And

1:41:47

also look at you. Oh, sorry. I shouldn't

1:41:49

say that. Look at me. I mean, who am

1:41:52

I? Look at us. A good point. Thank

1:41:55

you, Dan. Look

1:41:57

at us. Who are we to? complain

1:42:03

Friendly fire There's no

1:42:05

friendly fire. You know she doesn't eat everything she

1:42:07

gets a doggy bag to go Gives

1:42:10

you an ass out hug at the end of the

1:42:12

day. Oh, it's a good good date, and then she

1:42:14

brings that doggy bag She

1:42:17

meets up with her fuck buddy who by the

1:42:19

way never had to take her on a never

1:42:21

pay for anything Just I'm like this isn't these

1:42:24

guys build this whole fantasy in their minds to

1:42:26

be like super insely about Look

1:42:28

sometimes you go on a date and like I

1:42:30

I highly doubt that maybe I'm wrong

1:42:32

I don't know but girls are going out there cynically

1:42:34

like I'm gonna spend the whole night with this dude

1:42:36

that I have no Interest in so that I could

1:42:38

get a free dinner like who would want to do

1:42:40

that Also, it's so crazy to just assume that

1:42:42

if a woman is not giving you sex. She's giving

1:42:45

it to someone else Yeah, like she doesn't have to

1:42:47

have sex that night She could also just not want

1:42:49

to hang out with you and go home You

1:42:51

know it's next level and so because it's like

1:42:53

yeah not even that She's going

1:42:56

on the date for the food, but she's taking the

1:42:58

food back to another guy Yeah,

1:43:00

and she's gonna eat it with him, too

1:43:03

Maybe she's like like her fuck buddy's pimping

1:43:05

her out to bring back dinner for him

1:43:09

Yo, babe. I want a steak. Can you go

1:43:11

on a date with some dude like look at

1:43:13

look? Let's the man has

1:43:15

no introspection right it's nothing he did

1:43:18

what he did right was buying dinner and Sitting

1:43:21

with her not no other

1:43:23

requirements to listen to be generally interested

1:43:25

to be nice. You know what I

1:43:27

mean So

1:43:32

For oh you are lost man. Well

1:43:35

he's saying that he goes haves with

1:43:37

them because of my friend mine I have

1:43:39

no problem with haves. I think it's

1:43:41

I think if a guy wants to pay for a date.

1:43:43

That's that's great I don't think it makes you a sucker

1:43:45

I think if you can afford it, and you

1:43:48

don't mind I think it's really nice thing to do But

1:43:50

I also think going haves is totally cool, too I

1:43:52

think that that's really great too if a girl offers

1:43:54

to go haves, and then it's a

1:43:57

sign. I like that sign of you

1:44:00

mutual respect yeah except

1:44:02

when you're going to have because you're afraid

1:44:04

that some other dude's gonna eat the leftovers

1:44:06

that is but that's not your date yeah

1:44:08

at least

1:44:11

he doesn't make her pay right I forgot

1:44:13

my wallet fuck

1:44:17

caught attractive dude or whatever she gives him

1:44:19

the food that you paid for he eats

1:44:22

any fucks oh she actually did say that

1:44:24

he's eating the food and fucking her yeah

1:44:26

what did you get laughing at me at

1:44:29

the lamp together this guy having the whole

1:44:31

time they're all laughing at god this fucking

1:44:33

guy happened to me every week how for

1:44:35

you I know that's how

1:44:37

old is he he's willing to only be talking like

1:44:40

this I thought he didn't want to be with a girl who

1:44:42

sleeps with someone on the first date I

1:44:45

thought they were slow as it's him unless it's

1:44:47

him you're so right yeah wait

1:44:49

how can do we have Intel on how old I'm looking

1:44:51

at a bank came to remember his name what's

1:44:55

his name whatever fucking got

1:44:58

him Brian

1:45:01

Atlas good he is I'm

1:45:11

gonna continue yeah I'll find out his height

1:45:13

too thank you I know that he found

1:45:20

girls on hinge to found girls on

1:45:22

hinge yeah to like just

1:45:25

connect like girls

1:45:27

do that shit like oh here's

1:45:30

my only thing hey dude

1:45:32

you are so pathetic so let me get let me get

1:45:34

this straight you're looking up you're matching

1:45:36

with girls who are like oh check out my

1:45:38

only fans like are you talking with bots this

1:45:45

guy does not live in the real world

1:45:47

what is happening some girls like you know like

1:45:51

they got like guys be finding guys be

1:45:53

trying to find girls to manage yeah but

1:45:56

yeah I don't know we

1:45:58

have a real cuck on the show That that

1:46:00

donation says for chisel Okay

1:46:06

Even in context I like to rewind that he I

1:46:09

don't know where that for chisel came from he just

1:46:11

throws it out there That's just who he is For

1:46:14

chisel also, we can't say Monte Negro because

1:46:16

he giggles that it sounds like the n-word.

1:46:18

Yeah You like

1:46:20

did you say you're from Monte Negro or I'm

1:46:22

saying it but something like that. Maybe I'm saying

1:46:24

wrong Monte Negro, right?

1:46:27

That's how you say it. Uh-huh. Yeah Are

1:46:31

you serious you're from there? I Believe

1:46:34

he's 32, but I'm not for sure because

1:46:36

there's another Brian Atlas that keeps coming up.

1:46:39

How does that one that one is? Yeah,

1:46:43

I see him too he's somewhere

1:46:45

but he's somewhere between 32 and 40 I'd say yeah

1:46:48

So that adds up one of them. He

1:46:51

didn't meet this girl I think the

1:46:53

best move for a guy is to

1:46:55

pay if your birthday isn't on the

1:46:58

internet readily available You're nobody for

1:47:01

the record You're

1:47:04

nothing probably the smallest fridge

1:47:07

Tiny fridge with a freezer in it idiot.

1:47:10

How much space does the freezer take up on your

1:47:12

fridge? Probably doesn't stand alone But

1:47:16

I expect a girl to come back to your house

1:47:18

with what without a standalone

1:47:20

freezer Come

1:47:23

on kind of stood on

1:47:26

principle What

1:47:28

are you thinking by? Hosted a show

1:47:30

like this where I was really respectful and supportive

1:47:32

of the other ladies boring So

1:47:34

wouldn't be kind of interesting format or we gotta

1:47:37

do that wait, it kind of sounds like a

1:47:39

good idea Well, and we just got we just

1:47:41

build them up like girl. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah,

1:47:43

baby girl Hold on phone

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that could be an interesting you gotta you

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gotta attack them viciously No,

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I am waddle actually you think that's actually

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genius. No, I'm not even I'm not even

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guessing you up that We

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should do it. We should try to get something their

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girls, too. You're gonna be

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in both. Discard be the same grows

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random rotation in did you hear that?

1:48:06

Know I was doing so they wouldn't. I

1:48:08

want to make a show. That's

1:48:11

like all these fresh and say whatever podcast

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we bring all the girls on except I'm

1:48:15

just super nice and supportive of them all.

1:48:18

And interested in who and who they are on what

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they do. Their. We

1:48:22

can make that happen so. Not.

1:48:24

Being dead. I'm being serious loud as a media put

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that on the roster, I want to try that. Okay,

1:48:29

I thank you. Go.

1:48:31

Back to what would you working

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on? Ads for something for Friday?

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okay than test suggest. Cited.

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As audience loving an idea. Yeah

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I think it would be fine. were called

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the friend zone Some they say. It's

1:48:52

literally. That. Is shit the I like that.

1:48:54

I'm married, I'm just here to be friends.

1:48:57

We. Just people love that idea. We

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call friends and family. Friends and

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family. Friend.

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Smart: Let's not. Let's.

1:49:09

Not ah, the mean people in the

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size of their hands, please. You

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know, How

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like my own dog is on? Why

1:49:21

don't you know how matter a lot

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out of fucking me I guess I'm.

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Sorry his. Old I

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got hear that again. You doing all this

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every day, seven hours and he learned nothing.

1:49:36

Principal. For

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guy is to pay but I kind

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of stood on principle. As

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elixir on my own dog is on.

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Why don't you know how? Morals. But.

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Not out of fighting me, I guess. My

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God. Bro. That.

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Is so. Cringes.

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I'm just doing. Zooms are not like cutting

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around. That's just assumes that you're not. Okay,

1:50:04

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in makes afraid kids, raf Simon's

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valid throat go ideas that had

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six she gives could have various

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it's would you give that. Ah,

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you mean he's exhausted or you

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can what it means, they'll last.

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What are you implying? Do

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you give good hi? This is such a

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mean cause rarely get to know who this

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guy that you're traveling insinuate like I'd as

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in with the know I suck as fuck

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up. Right now, he's never. He's never heard

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that you can. Go down on a girl before.

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you're about to say, Oh. Item on that

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too but I interpreted to elevate hussein

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owing to be. I'll end. Up

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I a do get good had that's a good as it

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is an. Important thing the

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