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3:35

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3:41

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3:58

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4:00

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4:02

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4:04

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4:07

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4:35

beds. Alright if you want to email us

4:37

it's sorry about last night's [email protected]. Today's

4:39

subject line I feel things in my

4:41

left side stomach when I kiss a guy. Hi

4:45

Kurt and Christina great show thanks for doing it. I'm 43 been

4:48

listening for about a year and I feel right

4:50

at home hugs. Recently Christina talked about an

4:52

actual feeling she gets in her stomach when

4:55

she's with a guy. I have never heard anyone

4:57

talk about this before about seven years ago. Butterfly

4:59

how do you know these songs about it? Thinks

5:01

about it songs about it. When I so

5:03

when I know I like a guy and I

5:05

know we're in it for the long haul when

5:07

I when we haven't slept together and when I

5:09

think about it I get a very specific feeling

5:11

that I only get in this instance in my

5:13

like lower abdomen but it's not my vagina it's

5:15

like some stomach. I think it's your womb. Maybe

5:18

maybe like I've been aching for a lot of

5:20

guys. Like I feel like that's what it is.

5:22

Yeah I've never

5:24

heard anyone talk about this before about seven years

5:26

ago I think I developed a strange ability to

5:28

feel someone else's energy through kissing them. First

5:31

I think a creepy guy would say. Or

5:33

me. The first time this

5:36

happened I accidentally fell in love with

5:38

a man who was 60. I was 37 at the time.

5:40

He was hot Peruvian

5:42

looked much younger than his years. We

5:44

spent six months riding the ferry to

5:46

work together before he asked me to

5:48

dinner. I thought as friends yeah

5:50

right girl come on. A six-year-old asking

5:52

you to dinner as friends. Six-year-old

5:54

guy didn't need friends. Yeah. When

5:56

he kissed me afterwards I felt an explosion

5:59

of warmth radiating. from the left side

6:01

of my lower stomach area, i.e. my womb

6:03

space. Literally my stomach was

6:05

on fire. It lasted for about 30 minutes.

6:08

I'm still super close with him, but I ultimately decided

6:10

I wanted to date someone my own age. The

6:13

second guy this happened with was a hot

6:15

chef with classic American tattoos. What,

6:17

like Betty Boop? Who

6:20

had told me he once died from a

6:22

meth overdose and came back to life. We

6:26

have an opportunity for him. When he kissed

6:28

me, I felt a flicking sensation in the left side of my

6:30

stomach. It

6:35

was sort of uncomfortable. The second guy

6:37

was into doing tons of ayahuasca and

6:40

mushrooms. When he kissed me, it felt

6:42

like a bag opening up in my

6:44

mouth. There

6:49

was a delay, almost like the bag

6:51

was stuck together as the air blew

6:53

through. We had already had sex when he told

6:56

me he was non-monogamous and dating someone with my

6:58

same name. How did I find out?

7:00

He accidentally responded to me instead of this other girl

7:03

he was dating. Ew. The

7:05

third guy was a short blonde

7:07

surfer artist type with Candida issues.

7:10

Was that stomach bacteria? Yeah. It's

7:12

like a stomach bacteria. It's like it's a

7:14

bacteria. I feel like it would

7:17

make your breath smell bad. Oh,

7:19

gross. His kiss felt

7:21

astringent. Kind

7:23

of like touching something and needing to pull your

7:26

hand back quickly. The fourth guy told me he

7:28

had gone on 900 first dates. That's

7:31

weird. That's weird. His

7:33

kiss felt like a cellophane bag opening.

7:36

There was a sharp quality unlike the

7:38

others. This guy was just a no. Yeah.

7:40

I mean, after this kind of smattering it, man, it

7:43

feels like your stomach's trying to tell you you have

7:45

terrible taste in God. I think that's all I

7:47

agree with that assessment. These are all really bad

7:50

on paper men. I

7:52

took a break from the apps for several

7:54

years. I recently started dating again and sure

7:56

enough, it happened again. The fifth guy felt

7:58

similar to the mushroom. man, a bag

8:01

opening up and someone's and

8:03

with some sticking and delay. He ended

8:05

up ghosting me after his ex-girlfriend broke

8:07

into his house. Huh?

8:10

Okay, probably for the best. This is

8:13

like seemingly trying to tell us that you

8:15

have some kind of superpower intuition. In reality,

8:17

I think it's just your body

8:19

setting off alarms being like danger, right?

8:22

The body keeps the score and

8:25

lives more so in your body than it does in

8:27

your brain. And a lot of times we'll react like a

8:29

body sensation and kind of confuse that. So

8:32

it feels like yeah, maybe need to take another break

8:34

from dating. I keep telling myself

8:36

I am tripping but I experienced I am

8:38

experiencing this without fail. Do you think

8:40

I act I'm actually channeling their

8:43

energy or is it my energy? Well,

8:45

it's definitely your energy because it's a

8:47

sensation that's originating in your body. They

8:49

could activate it but it's coming from

8:51

you. Maybe I have a superpower

8:53

or maybe just a very strong

8:55

imagination. What's the superpower picking the worst

8:57

guys on earth? Yes, not a super

8:59

power girl. That's like the lamest superpower.

9:01

A lot of women have that. I

9:03

know. We're all super women. Watch me

9:05

work. Watch me walk into

9:09

the 7-Eleven and pick up the first guy buying

9:11

a hot dog. Has anyone else experienced something like

9:13

this? It would be cool if I could develop this

9:16

ability further. What are we developing?

9:18

What are we developing? So that

9:20

is an interesting sensation but I do agree

9:23

with Corinne. It feels like it's your body

9:25

saying, well, if you're not going to think

9:27

the word no, I'm going to give you

9:29

a weird bag feeling in your stomach that

9:31

will tell you no for you. Yeah, I

9:33

have very good intuition but I don't

9:35

need the intuition

9:39

to read the words on the

9:41

computer screen that's saying, die

9:44

from a mess overdose. 60-year-old Peruvian

9:47

man I met on a ferry.

9:50

You don't need a super power. You

9:52

don't need a pull a tarot card. You don't need

9:54

a hold of a pistol. You don't need a

9:56

rock. You don't need to go to a psychic. You

9:59

don't need a... phone a friend. Yeah, the

10:01

comment did not have an air here, it's you.

10:04

I mean, I would definitely journal about this and kind of

10:06

keep tabs on it. I would journal out of stop.

10:09

I was just right fucking blowing up your stomach. I've

10:12

been trying to scream this at you for 10 years

10:14

now. Yeah, I

10:16

mean, I would keep track of it just because it's

10:18

interesting. But yeah,

10:21

I mean, I feel like when I talked about that on the podcast,

10:23

I'm like, surely somebody else has to be experiencing this. It's just

10:25

not it's not exactly the same as yours. But

10:27

because for me, I just know that I could

10:29

potentially be attracted to this guy enough to want

10:31

to date him long term when I get that

10:33

feeling. That's all that is. And it's

10:35

for me, it's the same exact feeling every time regardless of

10:38

the guy. So yeah, and

10:40

also yours writer seems to be just

10:42

happening willy nilly. It was happening five,

10:44

six, seven times before you can come

10:46

after you kiss a guy on a

10:48

lawn chair outside of the bodega. Like

10:50

what are we talking about here? Oh,

10:52

God, I really urge you the best therapy

10:54

if you can get you're not gonna go to a

10:56

real therapist, I urge you to write a letter to

10:58

us and then read it back to yourself in

11:00

a quiet space. Yeah.

11:03

And respond to it. Yeah. Yeah. If you were not,

11:05

it's not you that wrote it. Yeah. And then think

11:07

in your head how if I was

11:10

listening to the guys who fuck podcast and I heard

11:12

them read this letter, that's not for me. Yeah. What

11:15

would I say? What would I think? And then

11:17

what would create a Christina say been listening to us for

11:19

over a year? I feel like you might have a

11:21

good clue. Yeah. You know, because we try to

11:23

culture where we love eviscerating everyone else's choices and

11:26

calling everyone else stupid and dumb and stuff. And

11:28

then, you know, and I do this to myself

11:30

too. Sometimes I'll like, I'll like write something down

11:32

or like, you know, say a

11:34

thought and I go, what would podcast Corinne

11:36

say about that podcast crew

11:38

would laugh in your face real Corinne. Yeah.

11:40

You know, so put down the

11:42

phone, maybe get a CAT scan. Oh,

11:45

Eric, Eric, what's a unique idea? Oh,

11:47

health care. Someone out there over there.

11:50

You live by a power plant. Oh,

11:52

maybe you're just freaking in a space

11:54

from a construction site that hasn't gotten

11:57

knocked down yet. Oh

11:59

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13:16

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13:42

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13:59

it's basically a Trump-Biden

14:02

presidential race for 2024. So

14:06

get your learn on, all

14:08

right? We talked to this week on

14:10

this week's episode about the State of the Union,

14:12

about the Republican response to the State of the

14:14

Union. We talked

14:16

about TikTok, we talked about

14:19

the Miami Seaquarium in our QD's corner.

14:21

There is a lot going on and

14:23

you should, you know, it's good to have

14:25

some kind of a grasp on what's going on in

14:27

your country. All right, without a country. I

14:30

mean, it's always like Wednesdays on YouTube and everywhere that

14:32

you listen to podcasts. Yeah, New York City does the

14:34

primary voting in April. So make sure you're

14:36

registered, kids. I just

14:39

have to change my address. Yeah. I'm

14:41

gonna get it early. I'm gonna get a mail-in ballot. I

14:43

don't wanna go. Oh, I

14:45

like going, but mine's really close. I mean,

14:47

usually where they have me vote is really

14:49

close. I like kind of like the experience.

14:52

But I don't vote in the primaries

14:55

because I refuse to register as a

14:57

Democrat or Republican. My register is a

14:59

no party. But then you

15:01

can't vote. And you can't

15:03

do the Democratic or Republican primary. Like only Democrats

15:05

can vote in the Democratic primary and only Republicans

15:08

can vote. Can I have a Democratic party? Well,

15:10

because otherwise you'd be able to... I

15:12

mean, a funny trick. I actually

15:14

just should vote, register Republican, and then vote

15:16

for Nikki Haley. But that's what you wanna

15:18

do. You wanna vote for the person who

15:20

is not... Just give me, you wanna fuck

15:22

it up a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:25

I just can't very well have that on record, especially being a

15:27

public person and

15:29

then it would look very bad. Yeah.

15:32

Guys, it was a joke. I was trying to fuck up the

15:34

party. Yeah. I was trying to meddle.

15:37

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17:18

this week, I don't want to say this is the first

17:20

time this has happened because I think it's definitely happened before,

17:22

but it's the first time that it happened blatantly enough that

17:24

I had to do something about it. So

17:27

I was just sitting in the back of my Uber, and all of a

17:29

sudden, there

17:37

was a specific motion and sound

17:39

coming from the front seat.

17:41

I wish it was a

17:43

fart, honey. I wish it

17:45

was a fart. There's been thousands of farts. I

17:48

mean, I leave a comment about it. Sometimes I'll knock a

17:50

star off and I'll say this guy farted because I don't

17:52

need that. It's rude. Just roll your windows down,

17:54

dickhead. Just say, excuse me. No, they roll

17:56

their window down, but just literally say, excuse

17:58

me. They audibly fart. It is

18:00

so disrespectful. No, they know

18:03

the least part. I forgot the word. There's a word for

18:06

that, but I forgot it. You

18:08

know, this is the census. No,

18:11

no, no. And I am sitting in

18:13

the backseat and I go, is this guy fucking

18:16

jerking off in the front seat?

18:20

Corinne. This is like a 15-minute

18:22

ride. It was to a comic club. It's very close

18:24

to my apartment, but a 15-minute ride. I go, is

18:26

this guy fucked? And and it's not the first time.

18:29

And this is the first number one. Number

18:31

one, the guy was wearing a windbreaker. What

18:36

is louder to have

18:38

your arm jiggling than a

18:40

fucking windbreaker? The

18:42

loudest piece of clothing, unless you're

18:44

gonna wear like pleather or patent

18:46

leather. It is so loud. So

18:48

this guy is fucked. And I'm

18:51

just... You hear it. Listen,

18:54

I'm a 38-year-old whore. I know what

18:56

masturbating sounds like, which is what I

18:58

said to Uber support on the phone call

19:00

later. I

19:04

said, Matt, I'm not gonna ever forget

19:06

the sounds of a man masturbating as

19:08

a woman in the world. I

19:11

said, Matt, I'm not gonna dick you around. I'm a huge

19:13

whore and I know what masturbating sounds like. He goes, I

19:15

hear you sister. We all do. He

19:17

was like, we're all adults here. I go, yes, we are Matt.

19:21

Yeah, no, and so I'm just so first of all, I'm

19:23

just I'm I'm

19:25

looking, you know, I'm putting I'm putting my camera

19:27

up to the even zoom in I go should

19:29

I start recording this? Is he gonna like that

19:31

more? What am I doing? Right, right, right? He's

19:34

also not moving his right hand, right? So like

19:36

I'm I'm in the under I'm in the back

19:38

seat behind the passenger Oh,

19:41

you see it. I always sit there. I always sit behind

19:43

the driver No, see I always sit there because I want

19:45

to fucking keep an eye on these fucking people I

19:48

also sit directly behind the driver. Like we're all

19:50

on a bus like in a row. It's just

19:52

feels weird So I always sit in that seat and I'm

19:54

keeping an eye on them I also most times it's like for

19:56

safety. I want to make sure they're actually paying attention because half

19:58

the time they're watching like I'm talking They'll watch

20:00

a TV show on their iPad. There was

20:02

a full TV show while driving. Every time.

20:05

The best is when there's stuff at a red light,

20:07

it turns green, and they're just too busy watching their

20:09

fucking program. Actually crazy. You know, and I put up

20:11

a lot of, a lot of, whatever, I know, like

20:13

call your, call your family, whatever you want to

20:15

do. I don't care. A lot of

20:17

times they, whatever. Do whatever you want. Except your

20:20

call. But look at the road. Okay. You couldn't

20:22

make a phone call, but look at the fucking road. So

20:24

yeah, I'm just fucking looking. I'm looking. And I'm looking. And

20:26

he's also, and so I can see his right arm, which is

20:28

the arm he's using to jerk off. Bad

20:31

choice again. Two rookie mistakes at this point. And

20:34

he's, and so I can see this shoulder and

20:36

he's like, he's like, his right

20:38

arm is like sitting his lap. And like, no

20:40

matter what happens, like it's not moving, but he's

20:42

only doing the jerking off when we stop, I

20:44

guess. Oh, thank God. Good driving. Safety. Five

20:47

stars. Only jerked off at light. Safe master way. And

20:52

then, yeah. And, but then even when he stops

20:54

the jerking off, he's like, like laying his right

20:56

hand in his lap. Like

20:58

whatever he does, he's not moving. It's almost like his right arm is

21:00

paralyzed, but it's not because it's been jerking his dick off. Was

21:04

his dick out? Well, I see. Okay.

21:06

So I was about to kind of

21:08

leap, Harry at the spy

21:11

style into the front seat with my camera. But

21:13

you know what stopped me, Christina? It wasn't,

21:16

I wasn't scared of the altercation. I would fight this guy.

21:18

I would. I was. This

21:20

is a real thought that went through my head.

21:22

I go, if this guy gets his come hand

21:24

on me, I will die. I

21:26

will die. I can't have come

21:28

someone else's come hand on me.

21:30

I can't. I

21:33

was like, I was like, I will have no

21:35

problem getting a screen. I have no problem with

21:37

this guy physically assaulting me. But if his come

21:39

hand gets on me, I won't be able to

21:41

recover. Yeah. And more importantly, I wouldn't

21:44

be able to do my spots that night. And I was

21:46

on a spot. I really was committed to trying some new

21:48

jokes. Guys, you don't understand what the comedians go through before

21:50

they get on stage. So

21:52

I, so, and then, and then another

21:54

one, this guy, it's like, got like,

21:57

he obviously kind of saw that I was on to him. So it's like,

21:59

do it. Just thought jerking off

22:01

spray is king. It's a party this

22:03

think is obviously like the voyeurism Other

22:06

so then instead of stopping jerking off

22:08

for a second and and you let

22:10

with preying on some girl who just

22:12

moved here from Iowa not a seated

22:15

New York. Are like myself. I

22:17

notices when he says. He

22:20

says he was you kind of glasses that

22:22

and in turn the radio up I. Go

22:25

Rupees! Still

22:28

here. That I am. Yeah I wish I had

22:30

a windbreaker own citizens but it yet like this. Like

22:35

it's so. Make you know. Takes

22:38

ten years since the not know

22:41

the rhythm of masturbation. Not really

22:43

related by he was I unwanted. Itself.

22:47

Is so specific because anyone who's ever jerk the

22:49

guy author enid because you know the rather keep

22:51

the records or the rhythm thing to get over

22:53

this and make it up and to sell I

22:56

go I was so aggravated I just a on

22:58

I do my spot and then I got. A

23:01

decision to him because again, I didn't want him

23:03

to reach back. And grab I just somehow really

23:05

with their to succumb hit it was like

23:07

the law in Iraq right? right? adult? it

23:10

was the com it is. yeah I'm had

23:12

a the law know but from the backseat

23:14

I just where I reported him from the

23:16

back seat right. And then so. well,

23:18

I'm on sees as soon as I get. Off

23:20

I have a call from Goober Support. Okay

23:22

good job Day! And it's Matt from Of

23:24

Or Support he's yeah, sounds like the scared us

23:26

youngest. White man I've ever heard of my life

23:28

know and he goes out how grim. As I

23:30

saw your reports, I know we're This is obviously

23:32

something we take very seriously. The keep going out

23:35

of his way to say everything but like yeah,

23:37

I heard your driver was sorted off and we need to

23:39

talk About is like see. It's so funny. like he

23:41

wouldn't say any of the pertinent word is by

23:43

an easy laugh. and I was like scan way

23:45

to. Meet make Matt feel uncomfortable as call.

23:48

Yeah, oh, I was absolute that you're about

23:50

to be sexually assaulted mat Now advertise them.

23:53

But. Yes I cause I call him backs

23:55

first. Of all all birds that be he

23:57

goes. don't worry I'm as soon as you

23:59

were. Born in the Sky or we froze

24:01

his it's have an account I go oh

24:04

great. So he's lessons is exactly my fear.

24:06

he's gonna know literally who did it. This

24:08

guy just picked me up at his house

24:10

at my how long. the whole way he's

24:12

an account is a meaningful and then. They

24:16

are there should be time delay.

24:18

Yeah, yeah, stories, people and summit

24:20

for our sexual. Assaults

24:23

reports all the time I go.

24:25

Right now I'm the only way

24:27

to be primer. Sometimes they do

24:29

what made the sometimes they do a month later

24:31

years leaders those there's no side and time last

24:33

meal to. A little an hour ago. He

24:36

started with Rg Treated. Like aren't me? oh

24:38

that's cute little he just picking up a movie

24:40

where I lives and then he doesn't have a

24:42

conical. they were kind of the time gonna know

24:45

who knocked his masturbation. It was me when better

24:47

now and then in current. This is the reason.

24:49

Why he can't get I recorded. This is a

24:51

really. Can't see this as only one man.

24:53

When is when a guy can dream ball

24:55

darling lives. He does star how nine hundred

24:57

and the hell hath no fury like a

24:59

man reported for sexual aura help assist or

25:01

out. I was trying to help the other

25:03

team people out and so then he and

25:06

it's we go through with my and I

25:08

can said where I just had us it

25:10

as and mad as a little he said

25:12

i'm a. Thirty all the eight year olds single my

25:14

son I've been around mad at him out and let him

25:16

know that I was oppose the guys the Fuck podcast but

25:18

there was a wink wink in there I said I said

25:21

well I know what masterpiece and sounds like I know with

25:23

the sound of someone jerking off sounds like. This

25:25

is very clear I said the since I said the sound

25:27

of his clothing. The. Rhythm

25:29

the fact that he wasn't moving his right hand

25:31

and the fact that he turned the radio up

25:33

and kept looking kind of behind behind him signs.

25:36

And also be this is something nice. There's a

25:38

couple other drivers over the past about ten years

25:40

went up with I've been using Obe Earth that

25:42

I saw are doing this not no one with

25:44

his negligence with their masturbation as as this guy

25:46

men don't know how to hide any said yeah

25:49

and then and then I ran a by a

25:51

female comics at the other spots. I did that

25:53

in the night and they got oh yeah this

25:55

is doesn't happen to meet you. Don't

25:58

even know to look for that is I'm always. My own

26:00

way. Owning a lumberton. Here at looking at the

26:02

architecture. So. Ominous. fuckin luck now. Snow and

26:04

Ice. Admit, I don't know, kind of a think

26:06

circle obe or is running but you gotta clean

26:08

it up over there, right? And as I took

26:11

everything very seriously, whatever I did you, I'm the

26:13

notes on a please give. Me: a time

26:15

delay to give me a reason for the

26:17

ride. A That's because. It's it's

26:19

so funny. Do that because I'm with A because

26:21

that's the first thing I'd sides. And then I

26:23

wrote a followup know and I said German a

26:25

report of right right? Yeah, come on it. I

26:28

got. Yeah, I mean electing a ride for hit

26:30

the driver exactly exactly how. An arm

26:32

and then at the end of the

26:34

call Matt think me and he goes

26:36

and then he goes and his skills

26:38

goes on to see. You know Goober

26:40

has partnered with Rain in any sense.

26:42

Fuck off saying it's Sakara like this

26:44

is happening so often hubris and we

26:46

knew it was because of Lifts programs

26:48

where they tried a woman. Where they

26:50

were they were like oh women's Rights

26:52

for Women I got rates. I can

26:54

be late now. I.

26:56

Can. Simulate see could scratch the rims on

26:58

the curb make it. Really?

27:01

Is as a flick of yeah, we have to wait longer

27:04

for a woman to pick us up. Woman

27:06

drivers and also different. You know they're gonna

27:09

be attacked. merge a little bit longer to

27:11

current me. I have international. Wouldn't. Say that

27:13

was a photo of a rim that got

27:15

royally fucked up by a curb after we

27:17

got back from L A and I owed

27:19

twelve hundred dollars to the manner in in

27:22

my jaguar from of see that raw meat

27:24

of perfect for me that story and I

27:26

said this is the perfect elaborating on proceed

27:28

offered twelve episodes herself I. Feel

27:31

guys are yeah so just so it

27:33

so it's like so zyl like out

27:35

like lift weights, act like they're fucking

27:37

helping women when in reality there are.

27:39

you know it's one more adjustment that

27:42

we as women have to make because

27:44

men are fucking Sol disgusting creatures. Not

27:46

all the most of your school

27:48

keep their you can keep your

27:50

dick in your Ps. So to

27:52

throw line drive me to fucking

27:54

William slot on Israel's somewhere else

27:56

tr. ends i yeah and so and and

27:58

to the press with rain I just go

28:01

oh this is happening a lot and that

28:03

almost made me think differently of rain I

28:05

go rain like I appreciate that you're offering

28:07

support for people who are sexually assaulted and

28:09

rides but like how about we put that

28:11

it before it happens across promotion maybe you

28:13

should say hey if uber needs to take

28:15

us on maybe they should be having a

28:17

better vetting system for their

28:20

conglomerate yeah well they're also too it's like it's

28:22

like when a cop does something shitty just moved

28:24

to another district and right up there yeah

28:26

I'm sure if you're uber probably most people

28:28

are uber and Lyft drivers but I'm

28:31

like if you fuck if you if you

28:33

sexually assault somebody and lift and your account

28:35

gets blocked then you can just do it

28:37

in uber yeah if this if this is

28:39

happening so frequently that you have to do

28:42

a cross-promotion wait with a sexual assault you

28:44

know sympathy that's not that

28:46

what they call themselves that's not what rain calls

28:48

themselves that's sexual assault sympathy company no you know

28:50

what I'm talking about rain I'm curious if we

28:52

do I was angry I bet you if we

28:54

did a call to action for any listeners who

28:56

have had an uncomfortable sexual situation in a lift

28:58

on uber driver just send us in send us

29:00

in we'll read the subject lines and then we'll

29:02

tag them in the video I just kept telling

29:04

that I said Matt I just could I just

29:06

was so scared that come was gonna get on

29:09

me you said that's I said

29:11

it he probably got it it was a real fair

29:13

I love when I just thought of someone else's come

29:15

and like I know it's been in food or like

29:17

a drink or like I know it's happened but

29:19

I just can't you so

29:22

yeah ignorance sometimes it is bliss yeah

29:24

you know yeah yeah oof

29:27

yikes and now I'm gonna look out for that

29:29

but fuck yeah I'd be so annoyed

29:31

I would have not handled that well then you

29:33

know you're a true it New Yorker when someone

29:35

masturbating in the front seat that you've never met

29:37

before it's just an annoyance yes and you gotta

29:39

get to where you gotta go yeah I guess

29:41

we'll report it later yeah but I'm

29:45

glad this dick was an owl I guess oh I

29:47

mean I'm sure it was out but it was an

29:49

SUV so I just yeah yeah yeah damn and again

29:51

I really guys I can't I really wanted to leap

29:53

I really wanted to fuck it I wanted to do

29:55

one of those moves where you take your coat and

29:58

you strangle them from the back oh But

30:00

then I think I probably would have gotten in more trouble. I

30:03

would have but then you photograph him with

30:05

his dick out. You go, yeah. Gotcha bitch.

30:07

Gotcha bitch. I would just,

30:09

my fear of the calm was too strong.

30:11

Yeah. I was like, I would

30:13

have sprayed him with mace but then he would have crashed. Yeah.

30:16

Yeah. No, you gotta be careful when

30:18

someone literally has the wheel and especially me when you've forgotten

30:20

yourself how to drive. Because imagine I knock him out and

30:23

then I go, is this a big pedal or the little

30:25

pedal? What is one of my push-ins? Oh,

30:28

wow. Well, I'm glad

30:30

you lived to tell the tale. Happy Women's History Month.

30:32

Happy Women's History Month. Jesus Christ.

30:34

If you've had an experience, if you're

30:36

a man-woman or anything

30:39

in between, you've had an experience

30:41

of sexual assault or sexual harassment in an

30:44

Uber or Lyft, let us know. I'm sure

30:46

we'll get a bunch of emails and we'll read them all

30:48

at the same time and we'll really realize how big

30:50

the problem is. This is a free promotion for Uber and

30:52

Lyft. I'm an Uber Diamond member. They

30:55

were asking for it almost. No,

30:57

and it's also specifically

31:00

make sure to tell me in the

31:02

subject line if anyone got cum on you and

31:04

you didn't want that cum there. If you wanted to cum

31:06

there, that's not as interesting of a story. If you didn't

31:08

want the cum there, let me know. Come

31:13

when you don't want it? No. It's

31:15

the worst thing ever. Come when you do want it? It's

31:18

the worst liquid to have on you and you don't want

31:20

it there. I would rather have someone else's blood on me

31:22

than someone else's cum. Me too, because it's got the man's

31:24

demons in it. Those

31:26

are your demons, sir. Oh, keeping demons

31:28

inside you. Exercise them into your toilet.

31:30

Okay. But

31:33

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31:35

Marcus. That's a

31:37

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31:40

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31:42

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31:44

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right guys, we are here with Santa

33:28

Comedian Sophie Buttle straight from Canada. You're

33:30

newly in America. It's

33:33

true. I love America. I'm America number one. We

33:35

did not pay her to say that. Someone forced

33:37

you to say that. Sponsored by America. It does

33:39

feel like someone's holding a gun to your

33:41

head. I mean, I'm drinking Coca-Cola. I'm in

33:43

New York City. Can't get more American than

33:45

this. I'm armed. I'm not. You're armed with

33:48

that, though. I could be, yeah. Is

33:51

there like a difference that you felt right away

33:53

that was palpable in terms of the

33:55

vibe of America versus Canada? Yeah, it's

33:57

just like a general danger all the time. Like

34:00

obviously women can relate, like everywhere we go, we're

34:03

like vaguely in danger, of course, because

34:05

of our value. You didn't feel like that

34:07

in Canada? No, no, and like obviously there's

34:09

like, there's still the same kind of physical,

34:11

like a man could attack you at any

34:13

time, but I feel like here it's like

34:15

you could die. Right, in Canada

34:18

I never feel like I'm gonna die. You have

34:20

nothing ever, like, do you have any, you didn't

34:22

have any friends ever who passed away in Canada?

34:24

I'm only by suicide, not to immediately be like,

34:26

yeah, it's like that's kind of the only way

34:29

to die in Canada is if you kill yourself,

34:31

it's not so kind of inspirational. That's like, that

34:33

should be a tourist slogan for

34:36

visiting Canada. We love autonomy, Canada.

34:38

Yeah, exactly. You're your own person.

34:40

And then now we have like

34:42

legalized assisted deaths too. Oh,

34:45

that's amazing. Sorry? The

34:47

pods, you see these pods? Oh, you see these pods

34:49

there? Like love is blind, yeah. No, no, the pods, you

34:52

can die. I didn't know if they made

34:54

it to Canada. No, but I've seen this

34:56

on Futurama. I didn't realize that that was real life

34:58

yet. It's a real thing, yeah. I think it was

35:00

Sweden. Oh, okay, the thing is we might have them.

35:02

I didn't open the article, I just read the headline,

35:04

but Canada now does assisted deaths. You really are American

35:07

if you're just reading the headline. I'm giving, I'm giving.

35:11

Did you recall reading like what the,

35:13

like what you're allowed to want to

35:15

die for? Just

35:17

like if you're bummed, like if you're having a day. No,

35:19

I'm sorry, it's like turning a little. I

35:21

guess in Canada that would fly, but in

35:24

America. No, it's like, no, okay. So I

35:26

had such a bummed out this morning. And that's

35:28

why I also was feeling like sort of carsick.

35:30

I took an Uber and the five minutes I

35:32

was late was because this morning I gave myself

35:34

five minutes to have a little cry, because I

35:36

was having a difficult morning. And

35:38

then that always ends up, I'm like, I have five

35:40

minutes to cry. I can make that time back up.

35:43

That's never enough. Five is not enough to cry. I

35:45

cry often and five is, I don't think I've ever

35:47

cried just five. Type five. Okay, I don't know if

35:49

you do this too, but like the best thing I've

35:51

had for ADHD is like, if you have something that you

35:53

really don't want to do or you need a little cry

35:56

or something, also a timer, because then

35:58

I know that at a certain time, either be

36:00

done or I take a break. And

36:02

so I set out a timer today for five

36:04

minutes. I was like, you can get as much

36:06

as you can out in five minutes and then

36:08

put on some makeup and get in the car.

36:10

So I had like coffee and crying for breakfast.

36:12

And so now I'm- What were you crying about

36:14

specifically? Because I'm so frustrated with myself

36:17

because I was, I basically forgot to book a

36:19

flight that I'm supposed to be on tomorrow. And

36:21

I was so sure that I had booked it.

36:23

So much so that I came back to New

36:25

York because I was like, well, I have to

36:28

catch this flight out of New York. Oh.

36:31

So I just several levels of stupidity that made it

36:33

so frustrating. And it's like, ended up being okay. I

36:35

found a flight. It's like a little bit more expensive

36:37

and it wasn't that bad. Not a big deal. But

36:39

it was like, I could have made my life so

36:41

much easier. Like, is this one of those? Yeah.

36:44

Yeah, getting frustrated at yourself. Yeah. Totally. And

36:46

now, so the timer thing, is that something

36:48

that you invented yourself or did you read

36:51

or a therapist told you about this? No,

36:53

I saw, I mean, I saw, I got

36:55

a targeted ad. I

36:58

knew it was going there. I knew it was going there.

37:01

Like it's true. Like, I mean, targeted ads have

37:04

helped me with so many things in my life. So

37:06

it's the targeted ad. I didn't buy this product, but

37:08

it's like, you don't need to own the product for

37:10

it to be helpful. So it's like a little cube

37:12

and there's different amounts of

37:14

time on each side. There's a five minute one, a

37:16

half hour one, an hour one. And

37:19

they're like, okay, you have it on your desk and then

37:21

you just put whatever amount of time you think it's gonna

37:23

be and you hit it and then you do your task.

37:25

And then it's like helpful because you know that

37:27

there's a amount of time that it can

37:29

be finished. And so I was like, I can just do

37:31

that on my phone. And so like it happens all the

37:33

time, especially if I have to book a lot of flights,

37:35

I'm like, I set a timer for like 10 minutes because

37:37

it doesn't take that much time to book flights. And you

37:39

need the fire. And you need the fire. You need the fire on

37:42

your ass to do it. Because the path that you don't want to

37:44

do or that you're not excited to do, that

37:46

is my fucking nightmare. And it's every day.

37:48

I mean, it's every day. What is your,

37:50

what is your like, because for me it's

37:52

truly like administrative, like booking flights. A lot

37:54

of that. Like anything

37:56

that's potentially frustrating or I don't know how to

37:59

do like getting help. insurance. Oh my god.

38:01

I will be on the floor at the end

38:03

of it. If there is something that's like I've

38:05

just built a form and it's not gonna be

38:07

easy to sign on my phone and then I

38:09

have to make a phone call like if there's

38:11

like a series of things that I know I'm

38:13

gonna have to do jump into multiple apps. Yep.

38:16

I'm out I'm out. Yeah because I feel like

38:18

with ADHD too it's like you so easily feel

38:20

fucking stupid. Yeah and it's that a lot of

38:22

crying that I do is just like why is

38:24

it's like I don't want to talk this way

38:26

because I don't want to like perpetuate the the

38:28

feeling. Yeah. It's like why is my fucking brain

38:31

so dumb. No it's so much of the frustration

38:33

of ADHD is like why am I so stupid.

38:35

Well just for the health insurance thing I don't

38:37

have ADHD but for the health insurance thing just

38:39

no one knows what they're doing. Just be very clear.

38:41

It has nothing to do with ADHD. It's

38:43

and especially in America it's literally made so

38:46

that it is so confusing that you're gonna

38:48

get frustrated and not go jump through the

38:50

hoops and you'll just pay the amount or not do it.

38:52

Yeah. And also like I

38:54

don't love to call either like I feel like millennials

38:56

and younger we don't love getting on the phone. That

38:58

being said like I am I've gotten so good at

39:00

just being like I don't know how to do this.

39:03

I'm calling the number and I'm having this person walk me

39:05

through it. 100%. Yeah. I think what

39:08

happens you know how like I don't know like if

39:10

you know about trauma and stuff in the body but

39:12

when you're experiencing like a trigger in

39:14

the classic sense of the word your brain goes offline. When

39:17

I think the thing that's frustrating with the ADHD

39:19

is when I experience like a situation that's just

39:21

a little frustrating you gotta figure it out. My

39:23

brain goes offline and I don't have I can't

39:25

get out of the forest. Because you're remembering all

39:28

the times in your life that you couldn't get

39:30

something done and then something bad happened and it's

39:32

like this is not beneficial in any way. No

39:34

I will say health insurance I haven't even because

39:36

it's like I have free in Canada. And

39:39

so I have a joke about it about how like literally if

39:41

I have any kind of health concern I just treat it like

39:43

a trip home. Yeah. I could be in a coma. It's like throw

39:45

me an Uber. In

39:48

Canada though I did hear that while you guys

39:50

have like free health care that like if you

39:52

go to the ER it's like a you could

39:54

be facing an eight hour wait or something crazy.

39:56

Have You carried that? I Mean you probably will

39:58

have to wait. Yeah. That it

40:00

like we're doing here to. And now we have

40:02

the power on top of it that I had. I'm we

40:04

could have less. I'm Christina for me the Arma I he

40:06

are there was a guide a lot I've ever witnessed. The

40:08

we say yes. As a sort of like an

40:11

idea i was little he like about them time

40:13

now and i think this fucking. Dot. The

40:16

leaning on the floor of leaders should

40:18

be seen here. Speeds the Niners out

40:20

by the I get the like. America doesn't

40:22

really respects like line like I really. I

40:25

really get frustrated at airports because I feel

40:27

like that everybody. It's like some people get

40:29

in line and then everybody else stands near

40:31

the line of hyperlink. Oh then so am

40:33

I like. It emerged as the only time

40:35

they respect lines as at the emergency room

40:38

it's I'll wait, wait your time is. My

40:40

her later. There are a lot of our

40:42

catch twenty two here. He says you know

40:44

your yeah you figure he'll figure it out

40:46

so it's been two years would you just

40:48

like what are your first impressions Besides but

40:50

we don't like lines. Ah I

40:52

see like Americans are very like extroverted

40:54

like even introverts. I'm Erica, very extrovert

40:56

anime into. there's so many people here,

40:58

young really have to impose yourself on

41:01

other otherwise deal diskette lox all over

41:03

sir. And so like New York and.

41:05

Social as a matter of yeah, yeah.

41:07

No it definitely a lot of i'm

41:10

self advocating some. I'm not. Ah,

41:12

Mama. I. Am loving

41:14

Ah Canadians are we think Americans are rude

41:16

every every and as a to americans come

41:18

to Canada and they're loud and young are

41:21

bumping tier that it's excuse me or whatever

41:23

but it's like it's because if you're here

41:25

at like you there's too many people it

41:27

there's yeah how many people here also to

41:29

we can't get in in. With the doctor

41:32

to the a cigar dizziness, wiki Bumblebee I'm

41:34

as I did live until I. Have medicine

41:36

for their disease Astronaut Road. He feels like Canada

41:38

does respect their said is the government respects it's

41:40

citizens more than the United States government gives the

41:43

truth about our amount of people like out like

41:45

it's there's less the one Canada as an Intel

41:47

A worn yeah and it's like that are eager

41:49

to remain in the United Sates Yeah oh it's

41:51

like and so you have room. Yeah to the

41:53

now that you're also at you like your mom

41:56

you mostly been in California. New York right?

41:58

Yeah, so you're in places that are done. populated

42:00

like we have states that are more like Canada

42:02

like Montana exactly no one votes to Montana. I

42:04

want to go to Montana. I've been to so

42:06

many states now because I've been on the road

42:08

almost every weekend since I've been here and

42:11

so I feel like I have a pretty good

42:13

grasp of the country now which is like this

42:15

is another thing that I'm kind of suddenly struggling

42:17

with like I feel like the past week is

42:20

that my dream my whole life because I've been

42:22

doing stand-up 15 years now yeah all I've ever

42:24

wanted to do is like tour around the states

42:26

is like kind of do every good club around

42:28

the state and now I've done that and

42:31

it's like something that I've like aspired to

42:33

for so long now I feel that my

42:35

goals have now been achieved but then I got

42:37

to make a network I know I have dream bigger you're

42:39

in America now yeah you really you

42:41

really just like late your own publicist yeah

42:43

you know think the highest of your stuff

42:45

you done later you done later twice actually

42:47

we just read your credit so I'm like

42:49

wait she did late night I really there's

42:51

like there's nothing that I inherently yearn for

42:54

now like maybe more money but like yeah

42:56

even now it's like I haven't been here long

42:58

enough maybe more money that's the American thing I've ever

43:00

heard of my goddamn life I don't have I don't

43:02

have very but I have very low money let's just

43:04

be clear but it's like I have US and you

43:07

don't even want it I have US dollars now it's

43:09

like go back to Canada and I'm a millionaire

43:11

right right right the economy and kind of really

43:13

bad it's really like economy in

43:15

Canada so bad just for last decide like

43:17

a true I've had so many omens and

43:19

it's like it's thanks fuck I moved to

43:21

the States yeah my life would be over

43:23

you would rather feel that you're at the

43:25

risk of dying at any moment yeah then to be

43:28

stuck in Canada think or swim I love that

43:30

we I also thought there's a viral video if

43:32

this is by a British guy not a Canadian guy but

43:34

he was you know kind of a response

43:38

to how so many people in other countries

43:40

think that Americans aren't well traveled and he

43:42

was like well listen like you can just

43:44

travel domestically in America and it's like going

43:46

to a bunch of different countries yeah you

43:48

feel that to be true yes they totally feel

43:50

Florida different world yeah we think that

43:52

yeah that's so funny no I definitely think that

43:54

that's true and like you have Hawaii like you

43:57

have there is kind of every option you can

43:59

go to Alaska Like I do

44:01

think that that's true. I do think that

44:03

it's important for Americans to go to other

44:05

countries and other cultures just because even I

44:08

get sucked into it. It's like it does

44:10

feel like the only country that actually exists

44:12

is the States when you're here because there's

44:14

so much going on. There's so many different

44:17

political things. There's so much different entertainment that

44:19

it is hard to even fathom other swaths

44:21

of cultures. Yeah. I

44:24

think it's that we, like we don't know

44:26

how to afford it, right? Yeah. Because

44:28

other countries, especially like in Europe, you can

44:31

kind of take trains and do

44:33

it pretty low cost. I don't

44:35

think we've been taught how to

44:37

hostile travel like safely and

44:39

inexpensively. Like we just don't, that's not something

44:41

we know how to do, it's not talked

44:43

about. So in America, people are well traveled,

44:45

but it's only rich people. Like

44:47

all my rich friends are

44:49

really well traveled. And we have money now, but it's

44:51

been like five years. So in that time

44:54

I've gone to other countries, but before

44:56

that, you only play, I

44:58

literally begged for a trip to Romania for

45:00

years and years and years. No,

45:03

I just like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

45:05

no. I

45:07

just, I wanted to, it's, I wanted

45:09

to go to Transylvania. That's why. Does

45:11

it have a vampire? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can leave?

45:14

Like is it a goth thing? Well, yeah, no, no,

45:16

for sure. Like you can go to Transylvania. There's a

45:18

ton of vampire. Are you goth? I'm sorry for asking.

45:20

It's like asking pronouns. I mean, I don't think any

45:22

30 year old is really goth. I

45:26

absolutely, absolutely okay. So first of

45:28

all, my dad got 50 something

45:30

heavily identified with the punk lifestyle.

45:32

That's different. That's different. A goth

45:34

adult or something sad about it,

45:36

but yeah. I'm like, I love goths.

45:38

A goth adult. So much goths and

45:40

punks I love. Hippies are out. Why? I

45:43

don't dress goth though. Because hippies

45:45

are daddy's money, sensitive, whatever. I

45:48

associate hippies with like

45:50

bare feet and weed. Yeah. And

45:53

those are their best qualities. And so

45:56

let's- There's also like

45:58

the original iteration of hippies and then like- like someone

46:00

who's a hippie now, who's more like

46:02

a Williamsburg type person. The thing

46:04

is, to me, I truly, I think of hippies

46:06

and I think of like overly sensitive about

46:10

things that are not super important. I think

46:12

daddy's money, I think like. This is very

46:14

American. Well, my dad thinks about hippies too.

46:16

Yeah, I mean, it is kind of like

46:18

a people that grew up in the sixties.

46:21

Free loaders. Yeah, but I'm not like conservative.

46:23

I just actually think hippies might be bad

46:25

people, but I think that boss and punkers

46:27

are like politically savvy, they're smart, they dress

46:30

like counterculture and it's because they've thought about

46:32

it and they've made choices. Right, yeah. Yeah,

46:34

yeah, yeah. No, I mean, I like, yeah, I mean,

46:36

I do, I was the alternative

46:38

name for the tour

46:41

I'm about to embark on was the goth adult

46:43

tour. But I

46:45

love that. I love colored clothing

46:47

too much too. Yeah.

46:49

There's no rules, goth is a lifestyle. Yeah. Goth

46:52

is a lifestyle. I love that. Were you

46:54

heavy goth high school? No, no, no, no, no,

46:56

no, no, no, no, no. No,

46:58

that's not, that's not, wasn't, that wouldn't have

47:00

been good. That was to me, like goth

47:03

like in high school, I feel like was,

47:05

were people who needed attention. And

47:08

also like when I, I am wicked, but I'm like legitimately

47:11

wicked. Like I practice Wicca like seriously,

47:13

not like I, you know. I love

47:16

that. Yeah. Well, I do

47:18

feel like there's so much stuff that can

47:20

be attributed to like manifestation or spirituality or

47:22

like all of these different things. But

47:25

like the way that I believe in it

47:27

is when you really decide what it is

47:29

that you want and

47:31

whether you do that and then you do a spell

47:34

or you meditate or you manifest or whatever it is.

47:36

When you pray, it's all the same shit. It is

47:38

all the same. Yeah, I think it's, it's very potent.

47:40

Yeah. Well, I think it's about decide,

47:42

once you are clear about what it is that you

47:44

want, you make a million micro decisions that lead to

47:47

that. And I think that that's kind of the most

47:49

powerful thing. Cause so much of human communication

47:51

is nonverbal. So much of, so much

47:53

of your life is like you're on

47:55

autopilot, but your, your gut and your

47:57

instincts and your subconscious do make.

48:00

million decisions for you every day and so when you

48:02

decide what you actually want and you're sure about it

48:04

and you're moving towards that decision you actually

48:07

it is more likely that it'll happen because it's

48:09

about deciding the finish line that's why I'm so

48:11

frustrated that I don't have a goal anymore right

48:13

right right right I mean you'll develop one you'll

48:16

get certainly because like it like attracts like and

48:18

it's already cool like I imagine it really puts

48:21

you in a good solid place the fact that

48:23

you had a goal to move to another country

48:25

to tour these clubs and you fucking did it

48:27

so you're like alright next on the

48:29

list baby yeah I think it's like venue like

48:31

play it you know play a bigger theater play

48:33

a stadium play you know those kinds

48:35

of things shows yeah I'm just starting

48:38

to have people really show up for me

48:40

and I'm not sure do you guys tour

48:42

together do you tour mostly we have toured

48:44

together but now we tour separately yeah yeah

48:46

and so I mean I'm sure that you

48:48

had this at some point too where you

48:50

noticed like after shows people lined up really

48:52

to see you yeah they tell you

48:54

like what they first discovered you as

48:57

opposed to people that are just going to

48:59

that venue and seeing whatever the you know

49:01

person is that week yeah I've only like

49:03

truly the past couple weekends have started having

49:05

that and it is really such a good

49:07

feeling and it makes this show it allows

49:09

you to take more risks because

49:12

you're like it you're allowed to be yourself you're

49:14

kind of the weirder things because there's like there's

49:16

a built-in trust and there's a built-in like they

49:19

already like you and see if you do something

49:21

a little bit off color or not a

49:23

little bit off color you know I'm just get weird you can get

49:25

weird well

49:27

speaking of energy and this like new transition into

49:30

people showing up for you I'm curious do

49:32

you do you feel the

49:34

change in the energy in

49:36

the audience when people are there to see you as

49:38

opposed to a full audience that's just there yes

49:41

a hundred percent okay I also have kind

49:43

of device not device at comedy but I

49:46

mean like everybody my comment not for everybody

49:48

and so I have comedy that's for everybody

49:50

sucks yeah yes I okay so children's

49:52

programming I feel like maybe you guys can help me

49:54

with this it's like I'm trying to figure out I don't even know

49:56

if it's for a joke or if it's just an analogy that I

49:59

haven't quite ironed out sure But like I feel like

50:01

when people go to a comedy show and they're sensitive

50:03

that's fine But I think of it as sort of

50:05

like if you have sensitive teeth if you

50:07

have sensitive teeth And you can't you can't go

50:09

to any restaurant and expect them to puree your

50:12

sake for you Right and so if you have

50:14

sensitive teeth, and then you go to a comedy

50:16

show we make candy We make

50:18

jawbreakers like of course there's gonna be something

50:20

that's gonna make you feel extra sensitive right

50:23

and so that shouldn't we shouldn't be catering

50:25

Ourselves to the most sensitive person in the

50:27

room and I do feel like there is

50:29

sort of an expectation now To

50:31

cater to this most sensitive person in the room that

50:34

we don't even know is there or is it just

50:36

service to the sensitive person? To everybody else and

50:38

to the comedian there's this great book called the

50:40

untethered soul by this guy named Michael Singer That's

50:42

like it's like my Bible And he has this

50:44

great analogy of we all walk around

50:46

with a giant thorn in our side

50:48

from whatever from our dad saying we Were fat

50:50

when we were five or whatever the fuck it is and

50:53

instead of removing the thorn Which is

50:55

gonna be painful, but it's actually that's what's

50:57

gonna make the rest of our lives better We

50:59

built we manufacture a little box and when

51:01

we meet some ways you can't touch this

51:03

thorn Because this is my thorn and it's

51:06

like we it's like we cling to our

51:08

wounds instead of actually just excavating them And

51:10

it's like and in America. It's interesting what

51:12

you're saying. Yeah, we're good identity here. Yeah,

51:14

and I Feel like we're

51:16

so distracted about everything in America that

51:19

we that are we're less Likely

51:21

to be in tune with our intuition like it just

51:23

takes you have to be a little more bold about

51:26

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51:28

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Hollywood reporter.com. Yeah,

53:09

that's amazing. That's like, that's so true. That's so

53:11

true. And I feel like it's especially true with

53:14

comics right now, where whatever, whatever your thorn is,

53:16

has has supposed to, it's supposed to become really

53:18

the center of your identity. And it's supposed to

53:20

be the thing

53:23

that that benefits you. It's like whoever

53:25

is the most wounded is actually the

53:28

most valuable. Yeah, they're winning. Yeah. Whereas

53:30

I think that like, like healing and

53:32

working on yourself, whatever, whatever that difference

53:34

is from how wounded you are to

53:36

heal. Like, I think that that difference

53:39

is more valuable than whoever is the

53:41

most hurt. And I'm someone that I've

53:44

really gross stuff happened to me. I

53:46

started stand up when I was, you know, 14

53:48

with it all. You gotta be fucked up for

53:50

that stuff. Yeah. No. And it's like, it's

53:52

so funny because female comics immediately are like, like,

53:54

that must have been bad. And everybody else is

53:56

like, wow, you started so young. That's so sick.

53:59

Like a Bo Burnham. You know, I mean my

54:01

first question is what happened during your childhood that

54:03

you started stand-up at fucking 14 Yeah,

54:06

you know what it was. It's that I Should

54:11

have had a my mom and I my mom

54:13

is so good. My mom is my rock. I love her so

54:15

much Half-heartedly

54:21

was a stage mom Didn't

54:24

go the full way and I'm

54:26

always like if you're gonna do it do it so that

54:28

I could be set up for my life But right still

54:30

protecting me now. So I was like as a kid

54:32

I was going to a lot of acting auditions and I

54:34

was like doing all these like Vancouver this is or in

54:37

Ottawa I went to okay. I lived in a

54:39

couple different places Okay, but basically it's

54:42

like there's also kind of no industry in

54:44

Canada. That's why I was asking like yeah

54:48

There was nothing I really could have been

54:50

doing but I was going to auditions and

54:52

stuff But I never like broke through to

54:54

like having any kind of success And

54:56

so my mom always kind of thought I was a writer

54:59

too because I would write little stories and blah blah blah

55:01

And so I did some acting and I did some writing

55:03

and then she brought me to my first stand-up show when

55:05

I was when I was 14 and we would go we

55:07

would go watch us and We

55:09

started going every week. Oh, yeah, that's cool

55:12

Yeah, and so we would go to like

55:14

the amateur night and so it didn't seem

55:16

like a big deal I had never seen

55:18

a HBO special. I wasn't watching Seinfeld. Like

55:20

I just thought stand-up was Wednesday

55:22

nights 13 people go up

55:25

and half of the bomb. Yeah, I'm like I can do

55:27

that a lot of stand-ups, you know Yeah,

55:29

but it's like I loved it and so and

55:31

so it wasn't it wasn't like it wasn't presented

55:34

to you as a mountain No, exactly

55:36

was presented like as like most people are really

55:38

bad. I was like I can be better than

55:40

most of these That's

55:43

like the problem That's why everyone thinks they could be

55:45

a stand-up comedian because there is are so many shows

55:47

like that I know and that's why it's so insulting

55:49

when someone comes up to you after a show and

55:51

they're like, you know People told me I should do

55:54

stand-up. It's like every time. Yeah, people always say that

55:56

I like I say pursue it Yeah,

55:59

say I think go for it Also too, if all of

56:01

your friends say like you're the funny one, yeah, there

56:03

is something there. It's not

56:05

nothing. I don't even think that they

56:07

shouldn't do it. I just think after

56:09

watching you do an hour of like

56:11

stuff that you're working on, yeah, it's

56:13

like, did I make it look effortless?

56:15

I don't think so. I don't think

56:18

that I did. You also mentioned before

56:20

we were starting recording that you loved cocaine

56:22

in high school. Yes, I loved cocaine in high school.

56:24

So I used to, I

56:26

would say that so sweetly. Well, I

56:28

went to high school in Ottawa and

56:31

I started to stand up there and

56:33

there was only two clubs at that time. And

56:35

as a new comic, you could only do the

56:38

club, each club once a month. Oh, okay. And

56:40

also keep in mind, this is 15 years ago.

56:42

This is before Netflix. This is before YouTube specials.

56:44

Like stand up was not a big deal. There

56:46

was zero satellite route.

56:48

There was zero like bar shows for stand up

56:50

at that time. And so I would do

56:52

my club spots a month, but I wanted

56:55

more. And so I would take

56:57

the Greyhound to Montreal

56:59

on weekends, because they had shows on weekends that

57:01

I could do. And everybody in Montreal at that

57:03

time was doing cocaine. And so every weekend I

57:05

would go and I would do shows and I

57:08

would do cocaine. And

57:11

so an adult person offered a 14 year old girl

57:13

cocaine. It is important to mention, I did lie about

57:16

my age. Everyone thought I was 19 or 20.

57:18

This is very blueberry more. So

57:20

do very more. I love lying about your age when you're a young teen.

57:22

You're like, I'm

57:25

18. Mr. I know it's like, how did

57:27

you look old enough? Like, what like, did

57:29

you look old? When you're 14? I did.

57:31

Okay. Yeah, you got those Sydney Sweeney titties.

57:33

I know. Those can make you a

57:35

lot older. Yeah. But also nothing

57:38

else about me was older. It's somebody has

57:40

a man's dream. You know who it is.

57:42

Best selling has such a good stand up

57:44

joke and her most recent special about the

57:46

only time men believe women is when we

57:48

say we're 18. And

57:52

so I remember like, everybody found out

57:54

my age, like a year into doing stand up and was

57:56

so mad at me. And it was like a whole thing.

57:59

They were actually mad. Well, yes,

58:01

because people had asked me out and so they're

58:03

like that's the way I would only treat a

58:05

brand new 18 year old Not a 50. I'm

58:07

not They

58:12

were mad at themselves exactly no, of course For

58:16

anyone watching this show a little backstory

58:18

is when you start comedy I'm a

58:20

female that you're on like a fucking

58:22

list They talk about you

58:24

and the men swarm to you because

58:26

like their rep their bad reputation hasn't

58:28

gotten to your ear hole yet So

58:30

they fucking suck you best to you

58:32

and you're also you're also now in

58:35

this community Which is the only community

58:37

where they have value in life Oh,

58:39

yeah, that's their only chance to find

58:41

a woman is somebody that's interested in

58:43

in being part of this community and love stand-up as

58:45

an art form. Yeah, yeah Yeah,

58:48

that's the only place where where we will

58:50

like be enamored by them where it's like

58:52

we met them at our day

58:55

jobs We'd be like this Christ. Oh, yeah, I can't

58:57

wait see from accounting Well, I don't have your father's a

58:59

comedian named Kurt Ryan who does hilarious Comedy

59:02

memes like yeah inside baseball, but like just

59:04

nailing it Yeah He has so many about

59:06

like like the new girl open money for

59:08

the guy that runs it open Mike in

59:10

the back of an Apple B. Yeah

59:17

So you liked cocaine when you were in

59:19

high school and then you just did you just

59:21

stop liking it Did you ever have an issue

59:23

with it? No, I I mean did a cat

59:25

Definitely was like you were addicted to going to

59:27

Montreal No,

59:38

I definitely I think it's

59:40

good to do hard drugs in high school and

59:42

then be kind of like look back on it

59:44

Like oh my gosh, that was so mature I

59:48

Like I went to fashion school after high

59:50

school and then everybody was like smoked cigarettes

59:53

for lunch And so I did cigarettes in

59:55

high school French I mean in fashion school

59:57

and so truly like I

1:00:00

feel like all of my drug use has

1:00:02

coincided with trying to make friends in a

1:00:04

new community. Yeah, as it does. And so

1:00:06

I actually really don't feel like I have

1:00:09

an addictive personality at all. Yeah, you have

1:00:11

a friendship. I'm addicted to friendship,

1:00:13

exactly, and I'm willing to get there at any

1:00:15

cause. How Canadian are you? I'm an only child. Oh,

1:00:18

only child. I'm so desperate. As

1:00:20

an only child, how

1:00:23

did you like being an only child? I liked it. I

1:00:25

know everybody thinks only children are so weird, but it's like,

1:00:27

I feel like- We're all weird. I

1:00:30

feel like my mom is kind of more like my little sister. Oh,

1:00:32

you're a little sister? That's not good. Well,

1:00:35

I mean, she's always stealing my clothes. I

1:00:39

think that I've always

1:00:41

had really close friends, and I've always

1:00:43

had people around. And so I think

1:00:45

the biggest thing that kind

1:00:47

of isolates only children is if they get

1:00:49

a lot of attention from their parents and

1:00:52

that doesn't lead them to go out and make friends.

1:00:54

I think there's a lot of things that can be

1:00:56

very isolating and very like, you think you're the

1:00:58

center of the world as the only child. My

1:01:01

only concern is like you almost seem like someone who

1:01:03

grew up in Manhattan, like you grew

1:01:05

up too fast, right? Because you're around

1:01:08

adults so often. That's the only weird thing.

1:01:10

But that being said, my best friend is

1:01:12

an only child, and I don't feel like

1:01:14

she's like stand out strange. Yeah, that's good.

1:01:16

I feel like maybe as we get older

1:01:18

too, we all kind of blend into society.

1:01:20

Yeah, I know. A couple of my close

1:01:22

friends are only children, and I'm like, I

1:01:25

don't really notice a difference. Okay,

1:01:27

so how many siblings do you guys have? I have one.

1:01:29

I have one younger brother. I have a brother. You

1:01:31

have an older brother. Yeah, interesting. And so do

1:01:33

you guys feel like having a brother is

1:01:35

like makes you cooler? I always feel like

1:01:38

girls that have a brother are like, just

1:01:40

like more comfortable around you guys. Because

1:01:42

it's like they have their friends around like growing up and

1:01:44

everything. I definitely grew up like loving cars because

1:01:46

my dad and my brother was very influenced by

1:01:49

the male stuff, I guess. I liked it.

1:01:52

One thing though, as I grew older, I found out women

1:01:54

who have sisters, I don't

1:01:57

think I've ever experienced or seen two

1:01:59

people. fight harder and more brutally than

1:02:01

two sisters. Oh, because I've never seen anything

1:02:03

like it. I've never had to really put

1:02:05

the knife in. Oh, it's like almost scary.

1:02:07

I'm like, I'm so glad I have a brother. It's a

1:02:10

type of person. No, my mom has two sisters

1:02:12

and they're not caddy. Yeah, like I mean,

1:02:14

I don't. Yeah, I think like it

1:02:16

can get there, but I don't think that it

1:02:18

necessarily has to. I don't know. That's my only

1:02:20

sister because my dad also only had a brother.

1:02:22

So or yeah, yeah, I don't

1:02:25

know. That's the only sisters wanted a brother because

1:02:27

I always had a crushes on my friend's

1:02:29

brother's friends. And if you

1:02:31

had a brother, all those crushes could come

1:02:34

to your home. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you guys

1:02:36

ever have crushes on your brother's friends? My

1:02:39

brother was nine years old or eight years older

1:02:41

than me. Eight years older. So to me that's

1:02:43

perfect. You know, when I had crushes on my

1:02:45

friend's dad's. Okay. Yeah,

1:02:48

that was fun. That was fun. And I

1:02:50

would dare I say they weren't sexual fantasies

1:02:52

because I wasn't sexual yet because I was

1:02:54

really young, but I would like think

1:02:57

about them and then like rub up against the couch.

1:03:00

Oh, absolutely. You got

1:03:02

to absolutely destroy your couch.

1:03:04

Are you doing a lot

1:03:06

of humping as a child? I was coming. I

1:03:10

wonder that the ADHD thing because I now

1:03:12

realize like it's a self-soothing thing when you

1:03:14

do it from it. Like some kids

1:03:17

like get aroused at a very, very, very

1:03:19

young age. I'm like damn, but if I look

1:03:21

at my track record, I'm like I've been masturbating since I was like

1:03:23

seven or eight. I do think that I

1:03:26

mean I would wonder. I assume masturbating gives you

1:03:28

like a dopamine hit and our whole thing is

1:03:30

that we have no dopamine and so it makes

1:03:32

sense that we love it. Yeah.

1:03:35

Have you have you like been medically checked like if for

1:03:37

your level of dopamine? Is that a thing

1:03:39

that people are doing? No, it's just an ADHD thing. Like

1:03:41

that's like that's what our no, I know. I know.

1:03:43

But can you medically like can you medically test like

1:03:46

this is the level of that? I

1:03:48

wonder that would be I would love to do brain

1:03:50

scans. Right. I'm guessing you can because one of the

1:03:52

main things a lot of forms and phone calls though

1:03:54

doesn't it to get a. I

1:03:56

know and insurance. I'm sure that

1:03:58

you can but. I'm sure zero ADHD

1:04:01

people have gone for a break. What

1:04:05

areas in your life are affected by ADHD

1:04:08

that most people wouldn't think that would be

1:04:10

the cause of it? Interrupting

1:04:12

is one thing that ADHD, when I learned that

1:04:15

was ADHD, I was so embarrassed by that because

1:04:17

I would do it on this show all the

1:04:19

time. I still do it, but because I watch

1:04:21

videos of myself, I'm like, I don't want to

1:04:23

cringe today, so don't interrupt people. But when I

1:04:25

found that out, I was like, oh, there

1:04:27

were so many things that I'm like, I'm just stupid, I guess.

1:04:29

My brain doesn't work. And then these accounts that

1:04:31

I follow on Instagram are like, no, it's actually

1:04:33

ADHD. I mean, if we roll

1:04:35

back this footage, you can watch me trying so

1:04:37

hard not to interrupt you the past 20 seconds

1:04:40

because you just said that. But

1:04:42

I feel like ADHD people are not offended by that

1:04:44

because I know myself, especially when I start talking about

1:04:47

something, I need somebody to jump in. I need somebody

1:04:49

to cut me off at a certain point because it's

1:04:51

like, I'll hit my point pretty quick. And

1:04:53

then if nobody else's team is like, they want to jump

1:04:56

in, I'll keep going. And so I need to be soft.

1:04:58

Podcasting to me is like double Dutch, like a

1:05:01

lot of times people just, especially a female comedian

1:05:03

can learn this from podcasting with

1:05:05

men because they, whether or not

1:05:07

they have ADHD, they won't stop the thought.

1:05:10

Oh, yeah. But unlike you recognizing

1:05:12

that you've made your point pretty quickly, they

1:05:14

think they continue to make points when they

1:05:16

don't. Yes, that's so true. I feel like

1:05:18

maybe that's why we've done well in this

1:05:20

male dominated field too, because we feel so

1:05:22

comfortable interrupting, whereas like, we'll just keep talking.

1:05:24

And so if you don't feel comfortable jumping

1:05:26

right in, you'd say your piece. I

1:05:29

love when people, when I'm on a podcast with only

1:05:31

men and go, keep interrupting, I go,

1:05:33

it's that or I don't talk and I smile

1:05:35

the whole time. I go, I don't think you

1:05:37

know anything about this business. I go, there's very

1:05:39

few things I'm sure that I'm good at. I

1:05:42

go podcasting is one of them. Also,

1:05:45

to answer the dopamine question,

1:05:47

there's actually no reliable way

1:05:49

to directly measure the levels of dopamine

1:05:51

in a person's brain, which

1:05:53

is funny. It's funny to me because I

1:05:55

feel like there's a lot of talk about

1:05:57

dopamine and to the point where you would

1:06:00

think there is a reliable. way, but we're

1:06:02

just talking vaguely about dopamine. I feel like

1:06:04

the test to find out if you're deficient

1:06:06

or not in dopamine is whatever your screen

1:06:08

time is. Right, yeah. It's just like, in

1:06:10

nine hours. It says some blood tests measure

1:06:12

the levels of neurotransmitters such as dopamine,

1:06:15

but they don't represent the

1:06:17

levels of neurotransmitters in the nervous system

1:06:19

itself. My question is, what is serotonin?

1:06:21

Because I always mix up serotonin and dopamine.

1:06:23

Well, like what's the difference between them? Yeah,

1:06:26

I know dopamine is like you do something

1:06:28

that's like satisfying and you get some kind

1:06:30

of brain test. Right, it's a reward chemical.

1:06:32

Yeah, but serotonin just feels like a

1:06:34

happiness? Serotonin is a chemical messenger

1:06:37

that has some important jobs in the brain

1:06:39

and body. It controls your mood. Like

1:06:43

a lot of depression medicine

1:06:45

is like inhibiting... Serotonin. SSRI.

1:06:47

SSRI. Here, serotonin versus

1:06:50

dopamine. Dopamine

1:06:52

and serotonin are molecules that send signals

1:06:54

throughout the body. These chemicals affect how

1:06:56

we feel. When dopamine is released in our

1:06:58

brain, we feel a sense of temporary

1:07:00

pleasure. Serotonin, while similar to dopamine, creates

1:07:03

a long lasting feeling of happiness or

1:07:05

well-being. So I think it's just like short

1:07:07

term, long term is the easiest way to

1:07:09

break it down, most likely. But they're doing

1:07:11

similar jobs. Okay, interesting. No, people are

1:07:13

using them interchangeably. I guess they're not wrong.

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1:08:54

Well, the thing is, like, are you

1:08:57

Gen Z or millennial? I

1:08:59

think I'm kind of like the youngest

1:09:01

millennial or the oldest. What year were

1:09:03

you born? Ninety four. Oh, yeah. You're

1:09:05

a millennial. Yeah. Oh, really? Ninety four.

1:09:07

Yeah. Oh, sorry. Ninety nine. I'm going backwards.

1:09:09

How old are you? I'm twenty nine. I

1:09:12

can't do math at work. I'm sure I'm sure

1:09:14

that I'm not Gen Z, but I am. I

1:09:16

am in the weird. I am in the weird

1:09:18

kind of in between because I don't really know.

1:09:20

You're a millennial. I think 90 is the cutoff

1:09:22

for millennial. No, no, no. It's like ninety seven.

1:09:24

Yeah. Oh, ninety seven. My because my wait. My

1:09:27

ex-boyfriend is like the first year of Gen Z.

1:09:29

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like born in 97.

1:09:31

Yeah. The thing is, because I started stand up

1:09:33

so young and I was around every like everybody

1:09:35

was 30. I started stand up. I do feel

1:09:37

like I'm I am closer to millennial. No, you're

1:09:39

a millennial. But then I also grew up on

1:09:41

iPhone like I had my first cell phone when

1:09:43

I was 13 and stuff. And so

1:09:45

I think I think a lot of the negative parts

1:09:47

of Gen Z I do have. Yeah. And I, you

1:09:49

know, I grew up with social media and stuff, which

1:09:52

I think is a big part of it. So what

1:09:54

you did you have Instagram in high school? Yes. Oh,

1:09:57

yeah. Was that more cocaine? doing

1:10:00

drug deals, North of Pain away.

1:10:03

Yeah, because in high school it's like, God, the

1:10:05

comparing that goes on in a young high schooler's mind

1:10:07

is so off the charts, especially with

1:10:09

young women. And I thank the

1:10:12

universe every day that I escaped school

1:10:14

without social media. Yeah, and I think that

1:10:16

that's kind of a big part of the

1:10:18

generational divide, is like when you first started

1:10:20

having Instagram specifically feels kind of like the

1:10:22

worst one, especially for girls. I was just

1:10:25

looking at, there was some stats I was

1:10:27

looking at on my way here about how

1:10:29

self-harm and all of these personality

1:10:31

disorders go up exactly with how much

1:10:34

you use Instagram. And so

1:10:36

all of these Gen Z girls are just

1:10:38

fucked, obviously, because it's like, you can't open

1:10:40

your phone without looking at people that appear

1:10:42

to be perfect. Right. Did

1:10:45

you take, are you a person who takes nudes? Yes,

1:10:47

oh my God, that's another thing. I'm

1:10:50

curious to see growing up with having

1:10:52

a smartphone. So minors were

1:10:54

leaked in high school. That's what I was getting at.

1:10:56

Yes, huge problem. So I was like sexting, when I

1:10:58

was in grade nine, he was in like grade 11.

1:11:02

And I was like, we weren't really like dating, but

1:11:04

we would like flirt at school. And once in a

1:11:06

while we would sort of like sext. It was just

1:11:08

kind of one of those. And so we would send

1:11:11

each other nudes. And then I found out at some

1:11:13

point he had showed all of his friends my nude,

1:11:16

but it made

1:11:18

me more popular. And so, oh, Canada.

1:11:20

Yeah, I know. Wow. Well,

1:11:23

this is, I don't like sharing this story publicly because

1:11:25

I feel like obviously so many people that's the worst

1:11:27

thing that's ever happened to them in their nudes. It's

1:11:29

very interesting to hear that it didn't really

1:11:31

guard. I had a huge crush on his friend,

1:11:33

and then I ended up dating his friend. I

1:11:35

feel like from that. And so my advice to young

1:11:37

girls is like, take nudes, but make sure you

1:11:39

get the shot. Take a few tries.

1:11:43

Take a few tries. I assume people will see it.

1:11:45

I mean, now they're like revenge porn laws. So

1:11:47

also you can be charged with a crime if

1:11:52

you are a high school boy sharing the nudes of

1:11:55

a high school girl. Still works at a cell phone

1:11:57

kiosk, so I'm not too worried about taking him to

1:11:59

court. Yeah. Yeah, but it's like it is

1:12:01

truly it is truly I was talking to

1:12:03

my friend a couple days ago about this

1:12:05

specifically and at her high

1:12:08

school Some guy created

1:12:10

a folder of all the girls nudes and

1:12:12

the only way to see the folder as

1:12:15

like other guys is you had to offer up a New

1:12:18

nude or you had to pay like men

1:12:20

young men in business. Yes, you know entrepreneur

1:12:23

But the the principal of the school

1:12:25

found out about this folder and look

1:12:27

and then he Look

1:12:30

through it and everybody's face that he

1:12:32

could identify He contacted their parents and

1:12:35

I was like we were laughing so hard about it because I

1:12:37

was like I'm sure there was a couple pictures with a face

1:12:39

was not in it and he still was like I know who's

1:12:41

tips these are Near

1:12:48

her right nipple Man

1:12:51

yikes, that's so weird. You

1:12:53

guys send it. Yeah, I

1:12:55

I only did it I never did it. I

1:12:58

actually really done it once ever in my whole life

1:13:00

after I was someone really begging for it or what?

1:13:03

Well, like if you never do it and then you suddenly

1:13:05

do well I got out of a seven-year relationship and

1:13:07

so I'm like I've never sent a nude

1:13:09

and this guy that I was You never sent him

1:13:12

to Steven? No, really as sexual as he was he

1:13:14

was like I don't want to see a naked picture

1:13:16

of you. I just want to see you naked. Oh,

1:13:18

okay, whatever Yeah, and

1:13:22

I do I love to I might still take

1:13:24

them all the time. I don't send them to anybody but

1:13:26

I take them Yeah, just for your record. Yeah, cuz I'm

1:13:28

just like goddamn girl. You look fucking fantastic but

1:13:31

yeah, I remember the

1:13:33

reaction that he had was Amazing

1:13:35

and I also remember part of me was like

1:13:39

More he has a lot of morals and values that he

1:13:41

kind of leads by but I'm like if he showed other

1:13:43

comics I wouldn't be pissed because these are really good nudes.

1:13:45

Well, that's the thing you get the shot They

1:13:47

show it to somebody you're like, well, you're welcome.

1:13:49

Yeah, I rather somebody else leak it than me.

1:13:51

Yeah, I'm not gonna leak it I'm not gonna

1:13:54

leak it. I love nudes, but I do not

1:13:56

want people sharing my nudes Not because I can't

1:13:58

I'm like the quality of the nude is great.

1:14:00

It's just like I see you slap in the

1:14:02

face and like in trust. No, of course. So

1:14:04

it's so invasive. If I send a nude, I

1:14:06

basically have the thing of like, you're

1:14:09

going to show this to other people. Like I already had that in my

1:14:11

head. Like I've seen it too. you

1:14:13

know, like if you're a younger person listening, like

1:14:15

when you take a nude and you send a

1:14:17

nude just in your back of your head, be

1:14:19

comfortable that this could be shown to, not just

1:14:22

a few people, it could be shown to everyone

1:14:24

online. And if you're okay with that, then proceed.

1:14:26

If you're not, it's not worth the risk, quite

1:14:28

frankly. And I definitely

1:14:31

don't think that in the future,

1:14:33

cause the thing they always used to warn us about in

1:14:35

high school, cause we had so many assemblies about nudes. Everybody

1:14:37

is curious. I don't

1:14:39

think we have one. I think we

1:14:41

were the first year where everybody had phones.

1:14:43

That's right. A cell phone in my senior

1:14:45

year, but it wasn't one that was taken

1:14:47

good pictures. It wasn't a smartphone. Yeah.

1:14:49

Yeah. I think that grade nine, we

1:14:51

all had phones and that's when everybody's

1:14:54

exploding sexually. And I think none of

1:14:56

the school administrators knew what to do

1:14:58

about it. They were like

1:15:00

vaguely aware that it was happening. And so we had so many

1:15:02

assemblies where they were like, do not send nudes to each other.

1:15:04

It is child pornography. You will go to jail. That's great. But

1:15:07

it's like, we have the internet now. We're like, will I

1:15:09

go to jail? And it's like, no. And we're like, okay.

1:15:12

You could be sent, you could be put on

1:15:14

like a predator list though, like that does

1:15:16

happen for things that I don't think it should

1:15:18

happen for. Like a sender list. Yeah.

1:15:22

you're not like regardless of the events. Like what if you're going

1:15:24

to school and you can't live near it

1:15:26

again? I guess so. There

1:15:30

have been cases of high school boys charged with child porn. Sure. For

1:15:32

sure. I mean, go ahead. Yeah. Yeah.

1:15:35

Honestly. See you in jail, Bette. Yeah.

1:15:38

You are in a long-term relationship. Yes. Right?

1:15:41

How is that? Like how have you, long-term

1:15:43

relationships are an interesting topic because it's like,

1:15:45

how do you? It's so long. There's so

1:15:47

many years. And you're like, it just keeps

1:15:49

happening. That is true. One cool thing that

1:15:51

I've found about long-term relationships is like your

1:15:53

relationship takes up different iterations of itself over

1:15:55

time as it evolves. It evolves. It has

1:15:57

to be closed. Yeah. So what have your

1:15:59

chapters? What have your chapters been like? I

1:16:02

mean, both of us are road comics. And

1:16:04

so we spend a lot of time apart,

1:16:06

hence the news. That's nice. Right? Right. Yeah.

1:16:08

But one thing that is nice about that

1:16:10

is we both get so much alone time.

1:16:12

Whereas I feel like the hard part of

1:16:15

a long-term relationship is every day you're

1:16:17

in the same mood as each other. It's like

1:16:19

there's so many problems that could

1:16:21

arise with being in the same small apartment

1:16:23

as each other every single day. But we're

1:16:26

both very busy. And then when

1:16:28

we're together, we're relieved to be back together. That

1:16:30

is really nice. I

1:16:32

feel like right now we're in a very good top-fer. He's

1:16:35

on the road right now. I'm on the road

1:16:37

right now. I'm meeting him in Toronto next week

1:16:39

because he's doing a week there. And

1:16:42

so I have a week off. I'm going to go

1:16:44

there, hang out with him. And then we're going to

1:16:46

go visit my mom for a couple days. And

1:16:48

then we're both back in LA for a week. Like,

1:16:51

it's like I'm really looking forward to our time together.

1:16:53

It is sexy. Have you ever lived together? We

1:16:55

do live together. Oh, nice. Yeah. We

1:16:58

moved to the States together. So we have an apartment together in LA.

1:17:00

Nice. But it's really big. Like, I've

1:17:02

never had such a big apartment. We

1:17:04

have a big two-bedroom. We have a

1:17:06

dishwasher, laundry, which I also

1:17:09

think is like my, I think, and I'm

1:17:11

sure this is not true, but in my

1:17:13

opinion, my biggest flaw is that I'm messy,

1:17:15

is that I struggle with I do a

1:17:17

lot of piles. I've got a real popping

1:17:19

addiction. I have the fucking Sephora bags

1:17:21

everywhere. It's really a lot of stuff.

1:17:23

And men, I think, in general, don't

1:17:25

like stuff. They're bothered by

1:17:27

clutter. My boyfriend's always like, I need

1:17:29

a surface. Like, I really will fill

1:17:31

up every surface in the apartment. And

1:17:33

so having a dishwasher, having a laundry

1:17:35

machine, having a second bedroom that has

1:17:37

kind of become my pile room is

1:17:40

really helpful, because then we can keep the

1:17:42

common areas generally clean. Sometimes,

1:17:45

obviously, it spills into the general areas. And then

1:17:47

I know that that's my bad. Yeah,

1:17:49

right. What's his bad? So your

1:17:52

bad is your messy. What's his bad? His

1:17:54

bad is his worst quality.

1:18:00

No, what's like the thing that's the hardest part of

1:18:02

living with him? Yeah Well, it probably

1:18:04

goes with my mess is that he's kind

1:18:06

of OCD like he really likes and it's

1:18:09

not that he's OCD with like Pot

1:18:11

like he's honestly okay with the amount of clothes and

1:18:14

stuff. He's just like he is anxious He

1:18:16

does have OCD. So if I'm too off

1:18:18

the rails, it will Really has

1:18:20

OCD. Okay, actually actually has OCD but

1:18:22

his OCD is more Germ

1:18:25

related because you had a little like

1:18:27

kidney failure failure incident Family

1:18:35

went on on this big trip to

1:18:37

Egypt and He

1:18:39

had kidney failure and hit Egypt.

1:18:41

Yeah, and the doctor said that

1:18:43

it's cuz he ingested some like

1:18:45

poo particles Oh Can

1:18:48

happen anywhere. Well, yeah, he got it in

1:18:50

his head that it was like is he tied

1:18:52

his shoe when it was like Like his shoelace

1:18:54

was messy in some street and then he tied

1:18:56

it and then maybe he ate something Oh boy,

1:18:58

and then he like fully turned yellow. He had

1:19:00

to be quarantined. It was like a really sure

1:19:03

Hidden failures. No joke. His parents thought he was gonna

1:19:06

die like it was And

1:19:08

so from that he became very obsessed

1:19:10

with germs. And so like I

1:19:12

do all the cooking He never really learned to

1:19:15

cook a part of that is because he's always

1:19:17

nervous about food stuff And so he always goes

1:19:19

to like restaurants because he knows that right will

1:19:21

be food safe or whatever Right and so I

1:19:23

do a lot of cooking and then if I'm cooking like

1:19:26

chicken or something I get a lot of questions, which I

1:19:28

really don't appreciate What well a

1:19:30

lot of like that chicken, babe, is this cook is

1:19:32

this cooked all the way through showing me a lot?

1:19:34

Is this pink? No, it's not pink like just eat

1:19:36

it Mm-hmm, I would say that that's an issue is

1:19:38

the checking and if I say I'm

1:19:41

cuz I also I used to work in a kitchen like

1:19:43

I'm a good cook. I'm safe I know all of the things but

1:19:46

definitely sometimes I'll you know I won't rinse

1:19:48

a red pepper before I cut it or

1:19:50

anything and then if he sees me do

1:19:52

that I'll hear about it Oh, okay.

1:19:55

Okay. I have I have empathy

1:19:57

and sympathy for you because I

1:19:59

can't And like even I have OCD

1:20:01

as well and when I am around and

1:20:03

I have dated someone with OCD and even when

1:20:05

I'm around people with OCD it makes mine

1:20:07

flare up so it's very hard

1:20:10

to be around

1:20:12

that kind of an energy especially with

1:20:14

someone who's not really trying

1:20:17

to stop it. I

1:20:19

work really hard to stop a lot

1:20:21

of my obsessions and compulsions but then

1:20:23

there's some people just not really attending. And

1:20:25

what kind of OCD you have? I know there's a lot of different kinds.

1:20:27

I don't have germ. I don't get it. Are

1:20:30

you a checker? Are you a checker? Yeah,

1:20:32

checking. Definitely like a lot of switches,

1:20:34

a lot of touching, a

1:20:36

lot of ruminating, that kind of

1:20:38

thing. Is it like about

1:20:41

social situations? No. I don't have any.

1:20:44

More like that kind of thing. Yeah. I

1:20:46

was doing a joke that also never really worked and I

1:20:48

don't usually try to bring up jokes this often but it's

1:20:50

you know when a joke doesn't work and you're like it's

1:20:52

got to live somewhere. Right. I

1:20:55

like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So my boyfriend has

1:20:57

OCD. He's always worried that I didn't turn the

1:20:59

oven off and I'm like don't worry. Every time

1:21:01

I turn the oven off to remind myself I turned

1:21:03

my hair straightener on so I can see

1:21:05

that the oven's off. Don't worry

1:21:07

about that because every time I turn my hair

1:21:09

straightener off I turn the water on and so it'll

1:21:12

turn off the fire. I think

1:21:14

you could do it at an OCD convention. The problem is

1:21:16

people just like OCD is used

1:21:18

so colloquially that people don't know what it

1:21:20

actually is. Yeah. You

1:21:22

know they don't know how debilitating it

1:21:24

can be for some people. Otherwise

1:21:27

do you feel like you need somebody very chill

1:21:29

or do you feel like you need somebody also

1:21:31

that has OCD so that they understand? Definitely

1:21:33

not someone who has OCD. I don't care. I've

1:21:35

also managed mine to the point where if I

1:21:38

didn't tell you, you wouldn't notice that I had it

1:21:40

at this point. No, I would never know. You would

1:21:42

notice it. Yeah, no. Especially things because the obsessions

1:21:44

are harder to control but they're in my

1:21:46

head so you can't see those going on.

1:21:48

The compulsions like when I was 12 I was

1:21:50

just like, Chris, this is fucking ridiculous. Stop touching things.

1:21:53

Just stop. And what do you mean by touching things?

1:21:55

Like checking lights or even like this. Okay,

1:22:00

so sometimes you'd be like, this just like doesn't feel good

1:22:02

like this. So I move it like this and it makes

1:22:04

me feel like it somehow like the positioning of

1:22:06

like a Object

1:22:08

can make me feel a certain way Internally

1:22:12

like it regulates your emotions. I just

1:22:14

know that that's fucking insane So I just say stop doing

1:22:16

that but every now and then you can slip up especially

1:22:18

if you're going through a period of time

1:22:21

that is stressful like right now I'm going

1:22:23

through a stressful time and I have to Shut down my I don't

1:22:25

want I own a store. I have to shut it

1:22:27

down. And so it's giving me anxiety So all

1:22:30

my fucking ticks are really out of

1:22:32

control Because I have

1:22:35

a high anxiety thing happening right

1:22:37

now, but most times it's not

1:22:39

a problem Yeah, and that makes a lot

1:22:41

of sense Yeah Move especially something little if something is

1:22:43

like not sitting quite right and then just moving it

1:22:45

a little bit would make you feel better That's a

1:22:47

little positive hit for you And this is why not

1:22:49

treat yourself if you're stressed out because you can't keep

1:22:51

treating yourself because at a certain point You just need

1:22:53

to like have a you need to like you it's

1:22:56

like for me. It's like you're egging on this thing

1:22:58

Yeah, you need to you need to get past this.

1:23:00

Yeah. Yeah, if your boyfriend's a germaphobe, how

1:23:02

is he was sex? Okay,

1:23:05

so you don't like raw chicken. What is it? Do

1:23:07

you like pussy? Yeah that is something that I've been

1:23:09

trying to push him to do a joke about because

1:23:11

I'm like I kind of think he's faking OCD cuz

1:23:13

He's on feeding ass like you like Does

1:23:18

not exist Kidney

1:23:21

failure I think

1:23:23

he's weaponized kidney failure afraid that when he

1:23:25

was a child He nailed poop

1:23:27

in Egypt and he almost died and yet

1:23:29

he eats your ass He

1:23:31

doesn't realize he's on the brink of

1:23:33

curing his own OCD this entire time.

1:23:35

He's so horny Like he's such a

1:23:37

leg. He's Italian. I don't know if

1:23:39

that means anything But like I truly

1:23:41

I will say I've experienced horny men

1:23:43

as much or I'm a much more I

1:23:46

think it really is something. Yeah. Yeah, it is really Yeah,

1:23:49

for some reason is really men and Italian men. I'm like,

1:23:51

you're just very I know my love

1:23:53

I'm like, oh I love this Rapping me

1:23:55

really ravaging. Yeah, totally. And so I truly

1:23:58

think it's horniness does take Whatever

1:24:00

the blood in his brain that keeps his OCD

1:24:02

alive. I think it leads to his dick. Yeah,

1:24:04

and so he can eat Yeah, and he also

1:24:06

loves like a public Place

1:24:09

Wow thing which is not really my thing, but it's fine. I'll

1:24:11

wait a while. I'll do it Yeah, like if it makes you

1:24:13

that happy and it doesn't gross me out. Sure No

1:24:18

way you can eat ass and be cool with

1:24:20

it. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. So you've clearly

1:24:22

brought this up to him Yeah, what is he

1:24:24

say for him? You came

1:24:26

on the podcast get vindicated. I'm like, I brought

1:24:28

it to the experts and everybody thinks you're fake.

1:24:30

You're a bitch The

1:24:33

thing is I love accusing I

1:24:36

love accusing him of faking like

1:24:38

anxiety and faking OCD in the same way that

1:24:40

I love to do by erasure I just think

1:24:42

that it's funny And

1:24:47

so I think with stuff like that it's just

1:24:49

it's just more fun to do it than to

1:24:51

not do it Well

1:24:53

by erasure is that it is a fun

1:24:55

activity Are you bisexual or you just like

1:24:58

to think so but in the way that it

1:25:00

bothers by people? I say like yeah, why not

1:25:02

have you eaten a woman out? No, but you

1:25:04

don't actually legally have to Eaten

1:25:08

women out and I don't identify as bisexual but that

1:25:10

I could I could have been So

1:25:13

you can just say it like it doesn't even

1:25:15

really mean anything No, we had colleagues come out

1:25:17

of bisexual who've been in long-term relationship with a man

1:25:20

and we're like What are you doing girl? Yeah, I

1:25:22

just thought a woman was pretty once I'm bi But

1:25:28

the way to convert to Islam is you just

1:25:30

read a short prayer and then technically you've converted

1:25:32

to Islam Are you serious? Yes, and it's the

1:25:34

same for bisexuality. You just say it and then

1:25:37

now you're back in fact I

1:25:39

think all bisexual people should convert to Islam so people

1:25:41

take them more seriously Hot

1:25:43

take hot take hot take hot take

1:25:45

big ideas today Layers I

1:25:47

imagine a bisexuality like some women like

1:25:50

some people love just fucking their same

1:25:52

gender, but not dating their same gender

1:25:55

There are a lot of layers and I do I do

1:25:57

still think everyone's a little bisexual I'm

1:26:00

always trying to convince my boyfriend and his because

1:26:02

he has he's in a group of like

1:26:04

four best friends They've been together since high school.

1:26:07

That's still his crew. That's still like his

1:26:09

people That's cute and they're all like rural small-town

1:26:12

private school kids and so I'm constantly trying

1:26:14

to convince them that they're all bisexual nice

1:26:16

and they are So not

1:26:18

into it. They like really are bothered Exactly.

1:26:22

I'm like, you're always kissing each other in the pool

1:26:24

Who's like wait in what way I mean, they're just

1:26:26

they throw each other around in the pool And they've

1:26:28

all kissed each other at some point and

1:26:30

yeah, that is my agree with you on this

1:26:34

What is right? Yeah,

1:26:36

yeah, they're there comfortability with being fluid sexually is

1:26:39

just so it's so funny to me Cuz if

1:26:41

they're straight, they're allowed to kiss each other in the pool. I'm

1:26:43

like, okay Damn

1:26:47

wow, so wait have you dated a girl like

1:26:49

what makes you like We're not really it's

1:26:52

really I just do it to be a button pusher. I

1:26:54

have not done anything You there in

1:26:56

kiss woman. I never get a high lady in

1:26:58

high school I've made out with my friend, but

1:27:00

I think she is Sometimes you

1:27:02

do that actually bisexual. Oh, right and was like when

1:27:04

that be so hot if we made out for the

1:27:06

guy Okay, I'm like, yeah true. It was you know,

1:27:08

it was my drug era. So yeah That's

1:27:13

great damn that's awesome. Well,

1:27:16

is there any other time I think we've covered is there any

1:27:18

other anything you wanted to cover That

1:27:20

we haven't gotten to yet. I mean any other

1:27:23

buttons you need to yeah Yeah, we turn off

1:27:25

these microphones. I mean, how do I get canceled

1:27:27

on this podcast? Like is that your goal? I've

1:27:29

hit a couple different things that could really take

1:27:31

off At

1:27:33

this point, you know, I think we could just

1:27:36

use the free press. Yeah, we've we've done really

1:27:38

everything that we can we've tried everything Yeah,

1:27:40

I mean one thing I would ask that I love asking

1:27:42

you guys are both are you both road dogs? Are you

1:27:44

mostly stay in town? Uh, we

1:27:46

did the road often we've lived both lives. Yeah

1:27:48

Yeah, okay. I mean I always am looking for

1:27:50

advice for road dog stuff because i'm i'm on

1:27:52

planes every two or three days My

1:27:55

skit is so dry. I'm so tired. We gotta

1:27:57

do I do a moisturizing mask on the plane

1:27:59

on the I go to the bathroom once the seatbelt

1:28:01

on goes off I go to the bathroom and I put

1:28:03

on the moisturizing mask and I'm just Like yeah, cuz usually

1:28:05

a sheet mask or like moisturizer. No, yeah, it's just like

1:28:08

a thick mask that you put on You can't really tell

1:28:10

your skin just looks super dewy. Yeah, I think it looks

1:28:12

like that I forget the name of it, but it's specifically

1:28:14

for airplanes. Oh, yeah, I would love

1:28:16

I would love the link of that I just I'm

1:28:18

so I can't keep up with my skincare. I'm dryer

1:28:20

spoon. I keep losing my voice Oh,

1:28:23

so when you talk to people after the show, that's when my

1:28:25

voice would go the most you have

1:28:27

to when you sometimes talking you you you

1:28:29

shout you shout more when you like talk somebody after show

1:28:31

than you would on a Microphone because it makes sense because

1:28:33

you're on a microphone. You don't know like you said

1:28:35

understand of comedy So just kind of kind of talk

1:28:37

in the upper register of your voice which you kind

1:28:40

of already do When you're talking

1:28:42

to people after the show just talk over up

1:28:44

here instead of down here. Okay, that's a good

1:28:46

one. That's great That's good advice. Yeah, I mean

1:28:48

definitely. I definitely do not get on a plane

1:28:50

with makeup on yeah Oh

1:28:53

and also Atlas Obscura Obscura

1:28:55

is a great website to go any city

1:28:57

that you're about to go to type it

1:28:59

into Atlas Obscura And it'll tell you the

1:29:01

weirdest shit to do in that town And it's a

1:29:03

great way to get to know the weird parts of

1:29:05

a town so you could if you want to comment

1:29:07

on it I love it. I'm gonna fight that is

1:29:09

such good advice because I do love to start with

1:29:11

a little local reference Yeah something and it's like sometimes

1:29:14

it is hard to figure out. Yeah, what do

1:29:16

you guys fucking do here? Yeah, I love I love doing

1:29:18

the road though I love being in a place where I'm

1:29:20

like I would never live here But I always imagine like

1:29:22

what would my life be like if I lived here? It's

1:29:24

so fun And you

1:29:26

should have throat coat T on you at all times for

1:29:28

the voice loss that really works And

1:29:32

then I would get I would

1:29:34

start getting massages Regularly, but definitely

1:29:36

by the time you turn 30 With

1:29:39

all the the plane because the creek it'll start

1:29:41

out my back and I give them the expensive just

1:29:43

like the the cheap $40 ones like

1:29:45

you know, they're everywhere in New York and

1:29:47

they're every couple weeks Because

1:29:50

I have become so hunched forward neck pillow. Do you

1:29:52

have you have to have a neck? No, I don't

1:29:54

have a neck You

1:29:56

wash in between flights. Yeah, I mean I've

1:30:00

very sensitive skin so you can break out. I literally

1:30:02

never wash my neck. Well, you

1:30:04

also have sensitive skin so maybe. Yeah,

1:30:06

but yeah, I probably, I just

1:30:08

buy a new neck pillow, honestly, but

1:30:10

yeah, they have even better ones now that you

1:30:13

can blow up so that it's not taking

1:30:15

up extra luggage space. There's one that

1:30:17

you can put on the little tray table and fully

1:30:19

put your face in. I wanna do that one next.

1:30:21

I usually sleep for, I'll do tray table down, like

1:30:23

a big. Like your school, like with your hands and

1:30:26

your butt. I slept all through school. I just did

1:30:28

a couch up with you. I mean, especially cause I'm

1:30:30

five foot three and I used to be able to

1:30:32

sleep anywhere cause I'm so short. But like it's gonna

1:30:34

start catching up with you and your neck, like you

1:30:36

can really fuck up your neck and your shoulder.

1:30:39

Have you guys had a trap Botox? No,

1:30:41

well, someone else mentioned this. I think Mateo,

1:30:44

I listened to Mateo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I really desperately

1:30:46

wanna get it cause my traps are like bigger than my

1:30:48

whole body and it's been almost like a chronic thing my

1:30:50

whole life. And then I found out that you could get

1:30:52

Botox in it. Oh cool, yeah, my mom used to get

1:30:54

Botox in her neck that would help loosen her neck muscles

1:30:56

and it was like night and day difference for her. That's

1:30:58

my next thing, but I haven't talked to anybody that's had

1:31:00

it yet. And so I don't know if it's like actually

1:31:03

makes a difference. My mom did. She could also exercise these

1:31:05

out, you know, but Botox is better. Stretching

1:31:07

in yoga. Yoga, downward dogs and stuff are

1:31:09

looking at looking up yoga poses for traps,

1:31:11

for your traps specifically to like loosen them

1:31:13

up is probably gonna be a good bet.

1:31:15

That's great. Yeah, but my mom got Botox in her neck

1:31:18

and it did help her a lot. Okay, that's awesome. Yeah,

1:31:20

and if it didn't help her, she would have made it

1:31:22

known. So definitely helped. Well, happy

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