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Hello, and welcome to Good1A Podcasts
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About Jokes. I am your host, Jesse
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David Fox. This week's guest is Jack
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Whitehall, one of England's absolute
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biggest comedians touring arenas, starring
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in co-creating hit TV shows. In
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America, however, he is
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not one of the biggest comedians. Look,
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don't get me wrong. He does pretty well for himself. But
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at the same time, if he was out with his family here, more
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people might recognize his dad. You
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know, that's because Jack has done five hit seasons on
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Netflix of Travels With My Father, a show
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about his well travels with his
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older, very proper father. The
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disconnect between how big he is there and how big he
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is here is fascinating. How do you go from playing 20,000
2:01
people to playing 200 people or even a
2:04
thousand people? It's interesting. Though
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you will be able to see Jack in the new season of The Afterparty
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which premieres on July 12th on Apple TV+.
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So the joke we're going to start with comes from Jack's 2017 Netflix
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special At Large. To give you a sense
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of how famous and fancy he is in England, the
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joke does involve interacting with the royal
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family.
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So here is Jack Whitehall.
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This is the thing, okay? I have had these
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scandals in my career and I always feel like I'm on
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the verge of another one because I put my foot in it.
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I can't help it, right? I nearly did
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it on a big scale last year. Last
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year I was asked to host the Royal
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Variety Show, the prestigious annual
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charity gala attended by a member of the royal
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family. The year that I hosted
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it, it was attended by Prince Harry. So
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I was like, you know what? I'm going to start the evening off by
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paying Prince Harry a compliment. Get him
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on side. So I walked out, 5,000 people,
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black tie,
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Royal Albert Hall. I was like, your Royal
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Highness, Prince Harry, I would like to start by
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complimenting you on the bravery
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and the courage that you showed in
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Afghanistan. A ginger
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in that heat. Woo, fuck me.
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I'm
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glad you laughed because on the night that one went
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down like a dead corgi, okay? From
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there on in, hard work, okay? End
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of the show, the one thing you've got to remember to do
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is host of the Royal Variety Show is lead
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the cast in a bow to the Royal
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box, okay? So I'm stood
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on stage, end of the show, next to Sir
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Elton John, National Treasure and
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One Direction Regional Trinkets.
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And there then,
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and you know why I didn't do the
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bow to the Royal box? Because Elton
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John, Sir Elton John, National Treasure,
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a man who I have never met before in my
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life, thought it would be funny live
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on TV in front of 5,000 people at the Royal
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Albert Hall as I was about to bow
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to the Royal.
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the royal box he lent in and
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whispered in my ear I wouldn't
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bend over in front of me love and
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there's cameras everywhere they caught
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me exact moment he said it look
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pulled out through the vowel so
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that was quite bad okay act of treason live
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on stage afterwards it gets even
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worse afterwards they have this black
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tie charity reception
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god these stories are so relatable so
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I stupidly decided that I would invite with me
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as my plus one to the charity reception my
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mate Dave okay
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I'm laughing Jack you do not have a
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friend called Dave it's
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short for the Earl of Daffentry okay
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it's a fake name he's not actually called Dave I've given
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him a fake name for this story because he doesn't
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come out of it great now
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what Dave is Dave is your dickhead friend
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so I'm hanging out
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with dickhead friend at the bar not hanging out you don't
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hang out with a dickhead friend you man
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mark him so I'm
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man marking dickhead friend at the bar prince
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Harry walks over prince Harry walks over with
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two armed security personnel just
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remember that for later on in the story these
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guys have guns all right
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so walks over me and Gabe stood here at the bar
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Dave not Gabe that
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went well give
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him the fake name and then just say his
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actual name out loud
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what
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do I do do I start again I
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can't believe
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I've done that because I just wanted
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to do that story and I just say his name
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and Flick's lawyer was like, you have to give him a faint
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name for the special. So
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I made up the name and then I just said his actual
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name. Can
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I beep it? What
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have I done?
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My name isn't Dave, his
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name is Gabe. So I guess we're
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going with
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Dave. Gabe Turner is his full name. He's
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on Twitter. This goes out all over the world. He's
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going to kill me. Okay
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sorry, I was going to stop crying. Okay,
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right. Okay, so Prince Harry
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walks over to me and Gabe is like, you're
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going to get me. I'm going to get you.
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Okay, so you're
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going to get me. I'm going to get you. I'm
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going to get you. Okay, so he walks
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over to me and Gabe Emmanuel Turner.
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It's like Gabe,
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Dave, whatever. I've forgotten
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his name. Gabe, okay, is a big guy. He's
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got cauliflower-shaped head, like big
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rugby player, alright. Kind
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of guy you wouldn't want to throw under the bus. Anyway,
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so Gabe's a big guy. Prince Harry walks over. He
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decides he's going to do a little joke. So
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Prince Harry walks over. He's
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like, is this your bodyguard? I
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was like, that's so funny. He's very tall.
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Harry,
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you're so amusing. Probably
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cut that bit out as well. So,
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no, the problem is I was so
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busy laughing at Harry's little joke,
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I didn't realize what was unfolding next to me.
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It was like one of those moments in life where everything
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happens in slow motion.
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I turned to my left, I could see
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that my dickhead friend was gearing up
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to drop a clanger, but there was nothing
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that I could do to stop it from happening.
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Do you know what his response was? To getting
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called a bodyguard by
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the fifth in line to the throne
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at a black tie charity reception.
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He went, Oi oi! F*** off
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Ron Weasley!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Shots
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fired! Shots fired!
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To be fair to Harry, he leaves
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it just long enough for me to think that my friend is
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about to be executed by the security services,
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and then cool as you like goes,
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Well, I'd rather look like Ron Weasley than
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Shrek. I'm
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here with Jack Whitehall, thank you for joining me. Thank
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you very much for having me. So, you
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know, what does writing stand up mean
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to you? You know, when you say I'm writing
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my stand up, what does writing look like? How
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do you write? How much
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is it on pen to paper? How much is it live? What
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is your process?
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Yeah, my process is very
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gradual. It's jotting down notes
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in my phone when I have a thought
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or writing it down on a little piece of paper
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and then coming back to it and
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then, you
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know, taking the nub of an idea and
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I do write it all out, actually. You
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know, we'll see it on my laptop and write every
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word of it and then we'll do it on stage and then
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do a little bit of writing on stage as well and
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tweak and alter things
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and sort of improvise around
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it. But, yeah,
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I seldom will sit down with
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a blank page in front of me and go, Yeah, I'm going to
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write some material today.
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It has to sort of... have come to you. You know,
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when I talk to British comedians, I'm interested
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how the sort of way
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British comedians start and American comedians are sort of similar
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and different, but like, were you oriented
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around shows? Like, especially starting out,
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did
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you do a lot of Edinburgh and as a result that
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shape how you think of like building a set?
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Yeah, Edinburgh was definitely the first place
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that I went to as a comedian and saw it and thought,
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oh yeah, this is a viable
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kind of career path for me and something that
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I kind of adore and would
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love to be involved in this world
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and saw shows and, you know,
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there's a kind of like disparity, I guess, between the
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comedy that I grew up with and the comedy
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that I then saw at Edinburgh, which was more like,
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you know,
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personal and alternative,
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you know, stylistically. And then the stuff that I probably
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was brought up with was a little bit more tried and
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was things like the Royal Variety Show, which would
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have like quite old school, you
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know, comedians and TV presenters
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coming on and telling kind
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of hand-me-down jokes. And it was, you
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know, very mainstream.
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And then seeing this other version at
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Edinburgh that was, you know, completely different
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to that. Although, weirdly, I feel like probably
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with my career, I've told a line somewhere in between,
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like, lurching between personal material
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and having a little bit more of a
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mainstream sensibility than maybe some of my
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peers. Yeah, I think that's fair. The
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other thing I was curious, I was watching your last special and in the credits
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you thank Alex Edelman as a stand-up consultant.
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Yeah. I'm friendly with Alex. Can you talk
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about what a stand-up consultant does?
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Literally, he came
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in and watched my show. So
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it was at the end of my tour before
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I did my special.
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And like, he's great. And
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I love Alex and I just trust his
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judgement so much. And he just,
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yeah, he just watched my show and like gave me
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some notes on it. And like,
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I don't
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know. I don't know, like sometimes I think it's good
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to have a little bit of a steer and Alex is
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like a really good critical eye
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and he's like that joke could be more original or
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you
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know, that subject matter is a bit hack. You
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probably want to drop that for your special
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and he's amazing at that because like I
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do think
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for me as well, especially when I'm
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doing like a big arena tour around
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the country and doing it to like a very,
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yeah,
12:25
like a very kind of broad audience
12:28
that have maybe seen me on TV and have come along
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and I put on like a two hour show,
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like of that two hour show, I would
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say some of it is not like special material,
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but it's just for the room. And
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so he's also quite good at like taking
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the scalpel out and being like, yeah, maybe you
12:43
don't want to do that bit of like,
12:45
I don't know, audience banter or
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whatever it is. So it's that he's
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like a critical eye. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah.
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And the hack police as well. Yeah. Well,
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I imagine you know stuff gets passed in there probably. If
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you're seeing people who don't see much stand up, you
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need have some material because they're coming
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partly because they have an idea of stand up in some ways.
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If you're trying to
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almost wrangle that many people,
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you need to like make sure you're playing
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to everyone. Otherwise you can lose that you're
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playing tens of thousands of people. Yeah, you
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definitely have to.
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It's a very, very different show
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in an arena to a
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theater or a comedy club. And I
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think that's definitely something I learned between the sort
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of the specials that I've shot there. The
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first one I did, I just did the arena show as
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well as it was. And then I watched
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it back in it and it didn't work as well as
13:36
a special because I was playing
13:39
to an arena in the round as well, which
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is really challenging. And
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the second one, I tried to tailor it a little bit more
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and play to the camera and know that I was
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doing it for people watching it on a laptop screen.
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So I had to alter my performance
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and tweak the material ever
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so slightly, I think, to make sure that it works
13:58
better as a special.
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And then the next one that I do,
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I feel like maybe I won't do it. And I know I might
14:04
try doing it in the theater because it might be a
14:07
better room to record a special in.
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Yeah, so I wanted to get into this joke. So let's
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start with the writing of the first joke pre
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this joke, the joke that exists
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the first time, the joke that you told at the Royal Variety
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Show, which the wording is slightly different
14:21
in the Royal Variety version than the one you
14:24
tell the special, but generally it's the same
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idea about being a ginger in the heat. Can you talk
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about when you had that thought? What do you thought
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when you were like, can I
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tell that joke, how are people gonna receive it? Well,
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I'll tell you exactly the
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sort of origin of it. So the first time
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I ever did the Royal Variety Show, I had
14:41
five minutes set to do and it was
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Prince Charles and Camilla, who are the royals
14:46
in attendance. And I'd worked out all of my
14:48
jokes. And then I was like, I'll do
14:50
a little bit at the beginning where I refer to them and
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I'll write some jokes specifically about them.
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And this is 2010? I think 2010.
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So I was pretty new and fresh
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and hadn't done a lot of stuff on TV.
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Most of the audience probably wouldn't have known who I was. So
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it's a really, really hard gig. And I
15:08
think the other comedian on the night, I'm
15:10
not gonna mention his name, but he's a very successful comedian
15:13
now in the States and he had had a tough gig. And
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so I was like, this is a hard room. And
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so I then had my set
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and
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practiced it over and over again. And they're very
15:26
regimented about what you can and can't say as well,
15:28
because obviously you're performing on like
15:32
television and in front of the royal family. So
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there's extra kind of like stakes to it.
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And so I was like, I'll do a little bit at the beginning about
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Charles. And so I did
15:41
a thing, I think it was a
15:43
little bit about
15:45
talking about the flag on Buckingham
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Palace and how you
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always knew if the queen was in residence by
15:51
the flag being up. And then me saying that must've been
15:53
amazing when you were like my age
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and you were sneaking out to have drinks with your mates and
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trying to bring women back because you.
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know whether mommy was in or not and
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that got a massive reaction and he laughed and
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then the whole audience laughed and then as soon
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as I get into my actual material
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it was straight back to being a
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really tough gig and I was like well that's
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the key to this show is to acknowledge
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the fact that there are two very
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very famous people in the room and make the whole
16:19
of your routine about them because there's no point in then
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going into like prepared jokes because they're
16:24
gonna die and that's not what they want they want
16:26
you to talk about the weirdness of the situation
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so that was a really good learning curve that if I
16:30
was ever gonna do it again then I had to talk about
16:33
the royals that were in attendance and just throw
16:35
them under the bus because that's the only way
16:37
you can win that gig so then when I was asked to host
16:39
it and I didn't know who the Royal Family
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member was gonna be that was gonna attend and
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I was told that it was Prince
16:47
Harry I was like it was the first time I think he'd ever
16:49
done it yeah it had always been other members of the
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Royal Family and then I was the first year that it was Prince
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Harry I was like thank you God this is
16:55
perfect it's ideal
16:57
for me and it was when he was single as well and he was
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still sort of like Jack the lad and that was
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his kind of public reputation
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and so it was just like a treasure
17:06
trove to the point where on the night I remember
17:08
like I did that first joke where I you
17:12
know did a ginger joke for all intents and purposes
17:15
and then I did what was
17:18
the other joke I did I kept throwing him under
17:20
the bus oh yeah because he was single at the time
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and he was like obviously the most eligible bachelor in the country
17:25
and I made a joke about bringing out the band Little
17:27
Mix and doing a live tinder with him and
17:29
then trying to set him up with one of the acrobats
17:32
in Cirque du Soleil and it was just like relentless
17:35
to the point where I remember
17:36
halfway through the evening I came backstage and
17:38
one of my writers and the producer were in the dressing
17:41
room I was like I think I've probably got to like rein
17:43
it in now I think I've gone into I've steamed
17:45
in too hard I've got overexcited and we're
17:47
about to get to the point where I think I will
17:49
cross the line and he will stop laughing
17:52
at all of these jokes but it was amazing
17:54
and it was like it was a great gig
17:56
and and again like yeah every
17:58
time I was like like,
18:00
chucking barbs off at him, the audience were
18:02
on side with me and then the minute I was doing actual
18:05
jokes it was like, tough
18:07
again. So when did you have the Afghanistan
18:09
joke part of it? Like, did you, and were you
18:11
nervous about it? Do you think?
18:13
Well, no, no, it was just one of those perfect ones
18:15
where it, because also all those people
18:18
are so like prim and proper and the audience, the
18:20
Royal Variety Show is like, all like
18:22
very well to do,
18:24
like cross the old
18:26
white dudes sat there in their suits
18:28
and like, you know, looking
18:30
down their nose at you, I knew that if I did a
18:32
little bit of like, nationalism
18:35
and a bit of baiting of like, you
18:38
know, British exceptionalism
18:40
and applauding him for being a
18:42
veteran that they would be right on side
18:45
and then reel them in. So the minute
18:47
I went, I'd like to commend you for your
18:49
service in Afghanistan. I was
18:51
like, I've got them now. Yeah.
18:55
Yeah. Because you got them paying attention and then you're
18:57
like, oh, now they bought into the premise.
19:00
Yeah, they really, they really
19:02
were sold on the dummy. Yeah. So,
19:05
you know, in the then retelling, you say the joke
19:07
didn't do well that night, but
19:09
it seemed like, as you told me, now it did well in the recording,
19:12
it seems like it did well. Did it feel
19:14
like it didn't well? Is that just because you wanted to set
19:16
up didn't well? Like, what was the thinking? You
19:19
know, you say it went
19:21
down like a dead corgi.
19:23
Oh, yeah, I think it went down like a dead corgi
19:25
with like the people in the Royal
19:27
Box and all of the organizers
19:30
and the people that it said, just watch it like
19:32
there and like completely
19:34
ashen faced and because that's
19:36
what happens. The minute you make a joke about one of them, everyone's
19:39
looking to see that they laugh. So
19:41
all of the like the people and
19:44
the head of the Royal Variety Show and all
19:46
of the like the suits basically, it's
19:48
like cannot stand it. And like to
19:51
the point where also you like
19:53
slightly have to lie about what you're going to say
19:55
on stage to get it round the sensors.
19:58
And so, you know, I had and told them
20:01
the extent of how far I was gonna push
20:03
it. I just said I'm gonna do some references to him, but
20:05
don't worry, it won't go too far.
20:07
And then I do that joke and
20:10
like, yeah, everyone
20:12
is then, the minute I walk off stage, because I then
20:14
introduced them when I came off stage and I'm like surrounded
20:17
by all of the producers
20:19
and the person who's like the
20:21
royal liaison and they're all
20:24
like absolutely terrified because they think,
20:26
oh no, you've overstepped a lot. This is not what you're meant
20:28
to do at this show, it's
20:30
all about deference and duty and
20:35
how dare you. So in that
20:37
respect, like I think to them
20:39
it went down.
20:40
Like a dead copy.
20:42
That makes sense. I also
20:44
wanna ask you mentioned, you also have a story about performing
20:47
at Kensington Palace for Charles and Camilla
20:49
and that's show not going well. Yeah. And
20:52
all these stories mixed together. Can you tell us just
20:54
to get a sense of your relationship to doing comedy
20:56
with the royals? Yeah, I got booked
20:58
for that one basically off the back of having done quite
21:01
well at the Royal Variety Show when they were there. So they
21:03
booked me to go and do their Christmas party
21:05
and it was at Kensington Palace for all of their
21:07
staff and they were in the front row, Charles
21:10
and Camilla and they were literally in thrones. It
21:12
was like big high back chairs and they were sat
21:14
there. And again, toughest
21:17
gig, 20 minutes, no
21:19
warm up, no other acts, just you doing
21:22
comedy for the royals. Every
21:24
joke you do, they just look to see whether they've laughed a
21:26
lot. And again, the same. My
21:29
actual material didn't really land, but
21:32
I did a load of jokes about
21:35
how I'd been at school with Kate Middleton and my mom always referred
21:38
to her as the one that got away and stuff like that, which
21:40
people found funny because I guess there was so
21:43
much tension in the room. That
21:45
breaking it with a- An
21:47
acknowledgement of the situation. An acknowledgement of the situation,
21:49
yeah. I think they enjoyed. So
21:52
yeah, that gig
21:54
was genuinely tough and he did make a joke afterwards
21:56
about
21:58
next year, maybe trying out. a magician
22:01
and also someone told me because
22:03
I had known Michael McIntyre did that gig
22:05
and Omid Jillilly did that gig
22:08
he's another the two comedians are friends
22:10
of mine and Omid Jillilly told
22:12
me that the year before he'd done it and he'd had a guy
22:14
who had an acrobat who
22:17
had climbed through a tennis racket
22:20
and that's what they'd booked as the entertainment
22:23
and then after that they'd gone gone
22:25
to having comedians but I did think
22:27
at the time I was like well this is bad for
22:29
me but it could be worse I could be clambering through a tennis
22:32
racket right now I don't
22:34
suspect that would have gone down particularly
22:36
with Camille there. I played with the
22:38
creator of wine as well. Oh really? Yeah. Probably
22:41
nice wine. No payment you just get a case of wine. Is
22:43
it nice wine? Is it like special? I think it was quite nice
22:45
wine. I only did it as well because my dad really
22:47
wanted it. I was like no it's a free gate
22:49
it's gonna be really tough as I said
22:51
like is I don't really
22:54
see it as like that prestigious
22:56
and my dad was like you're bloody doing
22:59
it I want to meet Charles so I had to do it
23:01
so that they could come along and
23:03
he could meet us here. So the
23:05
next part of the joke is that the Elton John bit and
23:07
it's that's like a thing where it's like you know you have the
23:09
punch line of what he actually says but you can't just
23:11
be like one time Elton John said that when
23:14
and I think a lot of this story you
23:16
have these sort of funny lines and you have to sort of do the
23:18
ramp up how do you think about the sort of ramp
23:20
up to build when
23:22
you know you have that funny part coming
23:25
how do you like approach the telling of story
23:27
that way? I don't know I think yeah it's great
23:29
when it's like when you know you have that big punch
23:31
and you know you've got the the hardest
23:33
bit of the joke and then
23:35
I think from there
23:37
I always just extrapolate and
23:40
it starts off as just a simple punch
23:42
line and then I just keep adding more
23:45
and keep building it up as much as I
23:47
can get away with. Yeah yeah. And I love doing that
23:49
I love having a big performance bit
23:51
that kind of gears
23:53
up to a nice big punch line and
23:56
that one's great because he literally
23:59
gave me the I whispered it in my ear on
24:02
the night. And yeah,
24:05
no need for embellishment as well. He literally
24:08
delivered the line perfectly. And
24:12
on national television. People
24:14
can hear it. It was just too. No, they couldn't hear
24:16
it. Yeah, it was just to me.
24:19
Because I'd been warned as well that he had
24:22
a really wicked sense of humor. He
24:25
had to be warned. Yeah, and
24:27
he didn't disappoint. He
24:29
was very mischievous
24:33
and very, very funny and very, very inappropriate.
24:35
And has
24:38
been whenever I've sort of crossed paths with
24:40
him, which has been always a
24:42
delight. That someone like that doesn't take himself
24:45
too seriously.
24:47
In the rehearsal, it was, I remember
24:49
it so good as well. Cause
24:52
he turned up to rehearsal. I wasn't necessarily expecting
24:54
him to be in the rehearsal. And he was literally writing
24:57
my high line when I was doing all of these
24:59
like jokes on his intro, speaking
25:01
jokes about his shell suits and stuff like that. And
25:05
then feeling a little
25:07
bit nervous that maybe he wasn't going to go with him. And
25:10
he was like, oh, that's bloody hilarious. I
25:12
was like, oh, great. Think I can get away with
25:14
a lot with you. You then cut to
25:16
the screen, we show the face you made. What,
25:19
which is interesting. What made you, you can do that
25:21
throughout that special. What made you think to have these
25:23
sort of visual proof of
25:25
the joke? Yeah,
25:27
that was probably just cause I couldn't get the rights
25:30
to show the clip. Got it. Cause the
25:32
reaction on the video probably
25:34
was even better. But why even include
25:36
it all? Like obviously the joke works. People probably
25:39
would say, why have this sort of extra
25:41
proof?
25:42
I don't know. I think with something like that, A it helps
25:45
because a line like that and a moment
25:47
like that almost feels like too good to be true.
25:49
And that moment is the exact
25:51
moment that he said it. And to have it captured
25:53
as a picture, I think is
25:56
like really delightful and the audience really
25:58
enjoy it because it's like.
27:59
because the public is boarding
28:02
school and private school. It's very
28:05
confusing. But yeah, so all
28:07
of that is projected onto me
28:09
correctly. So it's not projected,
28:12
that is the truth. So
28:14
certain assumptions are made. And it's
28:17
been one of the hardest things in
28:19
terms of transitioning my comedy to work
28:22
in the States is remembering that an audience
28:24
doesn't have that preconception about me and
28:26
having to work to sort of fill in the
28:30
blanks a
28:32
little bit more. Whereas there's, yeah,
28:36
this unsaid thing in Britain that
28:38
I can sort of rely on and take
28:40
as read. And
28:44
that has been a struggle
28:47
at times over here, remembering that that's not
28:49
the case in the States. So yeah, a
28:51
name like Dave is a pretty
28:53
traditional working class British
28:56
name. And therefore it
28:58
might be unlikely that I would have a friend called
29:00
Dave. You would more associate
29:03
my friendship group with the Ruppets
29:05
of this world, with the Archibalds
29:08
names such as that.
29:10
And Noah, Digby, two
29:12
of my best friends. So again,
29:14
yeah, it's very much
29:17
based in truth and fact. That's
29:19
interesting. So how do you do it when you play in American
29:21
odds? Do you just tell them up front? Do you have to be like?
29:24
I just rewrite it and drop a load of stuff basically.
29:27
I mean, I've tried to sort of crowbar
29:30
some of that stuff in and occasionally
29:32
you can sort of get away with it being like a British
29:34
thing rather than a posh thing. But on the
29:36
whole, you just have to sort of slightly,
29:40
yeah, a lot
29:42
of it is that where
29:44
the punch line becomes about, oh, this is a
29:46
British thing rather than a posh thing. British people
29:48
are fancy, not you're fancy. Exactly.
29:51
And in England, yeah, you have to
29:53
sort of recalibrate it. But yeah,
29:56
I definitely lose a bit of material when I come over
29:58
here. So.
29:59
The class thing is interesting because doing research,
30:02
it seems like at first you try
30:04
to hide from it, you talked about that you tried different
30:06
voices at first, and then it seems like especially
30:08
a lot of your act has been actively
30:10
sort of pushing against the expectations of
30:13
it. Can you talk about the sort of how you
30:15
learn to evolve with it and make
30:18
an asset out of it? Well, it
30:20
had to become an asset as well because I soon realized
30:23
so many like
30:25
straight white male comedians
30:28
and so many straight white male comedians when I was
30:30
coming up, all of the same, I had age.
30:33
That was a little bit of a USP when I saw, because
30:35
I was so young, I was like, well, that's an angle,
30:37
but I did soon realize that that's an angle
30:39
that I will very rapidly lose. So I
30:41
need to find another angle rather than just being
30:44
prepubescent. So then I
30:46
realized, well, actually, the one thing that
30:48
slightly marks me out from all of the other
30:52
guys with the same haircut talking about
30:54
the same stuff on stage
30:55
is that I come from a very ridiculous
31:00
background. I went to a boarding
31:02
school and have this sort of
31:05
like
31:08
existence and
31:10
family and background and all of that.
31:12
And that's something that I could use
31:14
as material and I could
31:18
bend that to my advantage. And so then
31:20
it became like the thing that
31:22
sort of slightly marked me out, I guess, from all
31:24
of the other acts that
31:26
were coming
31:28
at comedy from a similar angle to me when I was just doing
31:30
it, sort of without a leaning
31:32
into that. And so, yeah, it definitely
31:35
became something that became
31:36
part of my act very quickly. And then,
31:39
yeah, I guess probably once
31:41
it became part of my act, then you have the
31:44
flip side of that, which is you don't want it to all be about
31:46
that. And
31:47
maybe I've been guilty sometimes of leading
31:51
into it too much. And now maybe
31:54
as I've matured a bit as a comedian, I'm trying
31:56
to find a slightly
31:59
new. version of my voice so it's not all about that
32:01
because that jake does wear a little
32:04
thin eventually. Sure, yeah. So
32:06
we get to the dave into gave part
32:08
and this may be bold to say but I
32:10
believe this this is a put on.
32:13
So yes this is a put on yeah
32:15
yeah yeah. One
32:17
night it wasn't. So yeah so let's talk
32:19
yeah that's what I guess so let's talk about fleshing
32:22
it out what happened how how we got to where
32:24
it is.
32:24
I did it yeah so I did it one night I
32:27
was like I'll because I at the beginning I was like
32:29
this is what I do when I do a joke about someone
32:31
else is that I make sure that it works
32:33
first before I ask permission because
32:36
I don't want to ask permission for a joke that then
32:39
doesn't work because then I've wasted
32:41
that opportunity and potentially
32:44
jeopardized a friendship or relationship
32:47
over a joke that I'm not even going to use so I make
32:49
sure that I do it first and so I was like well I'm going
32:51
to do it a couple of times road test
32:54
it make sure this joke works then I will ask
32:56
Gabe if I can use it and if I can use his name
32:58
and talk talk to him about it.
33:01
So I was like I'll give him a fake name just whilst I'm
33:03
road testing it and whilst I was road testing it
33:05
and using the fake name I got very confused
33:08
one night because I was not
33:10
like you know comfortable
33:14
yet with the with the joke and the wording of it all that
33:16
I just said his name out loud and it was very
33:18
very funny in the moment and people
33:21
enjoyed the slip up and so
33:25
because I got that laugh I was like oh
33:28
it's going to be really hard not to try and get that
33:30
laugh again so then I was like I think
33:32
I'm going to have to do that every night so then yeah
33:35
it was it happened once yeah and then I was
33:37
like I'm going to do it again
33:40
and so I mean and
33:42
yeah I guess that's also like slightly my like I
33:46
don't know I like doing things like that
33:48
which I know probably a little bit
33:50
like trad I don't know it's because
33:52
I grew up watching as I say like lots
33:54
of
33:55
lots of theatre and lots of farce
33:58
like lots of my heroes were people like, you
34:01
know, like weird music hall outs
34:03
like Norman Wisdom and things like
34:05
that. And so
34:06
I have a real
34:09
love for that. And I love watching
34:11
corpses. And I used to go and watch lots
34:14
of, you know, theater with my
34:16
mum and dad when I was growing up and watching like Brian
34:18
Ricks Farses and stuff like that where like
34:21
masterful, like,
34:23
corpses and corpses, people breaking,
34:26
people breaking. And you know, I'm trying
34:29
to think of other like, I mean,
34:31
I don't know why I say I'm trying to think of other
34:34
the all of the names that I mentioned are probably flying over
34:36
everyone's head anyway. We know the word fires.
34:39
We're twee niche British
34:42
comedians. But like, yeah, I do have an appreciation
34:44
for that. So that's maybe where my love
34:46
of that comes from. And so yeah, I built that
34:48
into that routine, because it also makes
34:51
it a little bit messier. And I
34:53
think,
34:54
um, yeah, the audience enjoy
34:57
and they enjoy seeing me sort of fraying and
35:00
it feeling. Yeah, I mean, what is it like to play
35:03
it? Because it keeps on I assume you didn't, you know,
35:05
it grows. It's quite a large part. It's like the centerpiece
35:07
of this joke is the part of it not working. Yeah.
35:10
How did it evolve? Did any part
35:12
of you? Because around
35:15
when you're doing this joke, there are some comedians, at least in
35:17
the States, that had something similar, but would
35:19
then
35:20
do a part where they're like, then acknowledging
35:22
that this all was a lie, like you
35:25
sort of don't you just sort of play it as is. Talk
35:28
about sort of that approach and how you sort of
35:30
built it out and decided not to reveal that
35:32
this was sort of all a put on.
35:34
Well, until right
35:36
now, I guess. Yeah, until right now, I guess. It's
35:39
far enough away that we've
35:42
got some distance from it. But I don't know. I
35:44
don't know. I didn't know. Maybe it's, I
35:46
mean, other people would be of a different opinion, but I'm
35:49
kind of like
35:51
I was like a magician not reading his trick.
35:53
I do feel it's a little bit like that. I
35:55
think people buy into it and some
35:57
people. people
36:01
maybe would want to, I don't know, would
36:03
want to know, but I think, and
36:05
a lot of people do realize, but don't care.
36:09
And so, yeah, I don't know,
36:11
I didn't feel the need to kind
36:14
of like puncture it or take people
36:16
out of it because they think they
36:19
enjoy it. The other funny one
36:21
that I did, there
36:23
was a, again, a moment
36:26
that happened and I was like, it's too good not
36:28
to give every audience
36:30
this moment, was I did a
36:32
show where I came on a horse at
36:35
the beginning of the show because I was like, come on, I'm in
36:37
an arena, I need to give them a proper night out,
36:39
they've booked a babysitter. The last
36:41
time they were in this venue, they were probably seeing
36:43
Lady Gaga, so I need to put
36:45
on a show, so I'm going to come on on a horse.
36:48
So I came on on a horse and on night
36:51
two, as I came on on the horse and dismounted
36:53
the horse and made my triumphant entrance,
36:56
the horse unloaded its bowels onto the stage
36:59
and then trotted off.
37:01
It was hilarious and we had to deal with
37:03
it in the moment and the stage manager had to
37:05
come on and I had to shovel it and anyway,
37:08
they loved it. And so I was like,
37:10
we've probably got to manufacture that every night because
37:12
that would be brilliant. And so we did it
37:15
every night and people absolutely loved it.
37:19
It was my poor tour manager,
37:22
Johnny, having to create
37:24
the perfect fake. Get out of here.
37:26
I was like, did you have to figure out feeding the horse? And
37:29
then there was whipping off a little
37:33
cloth that he had hidden over it
37:35
from underneath the wings. It
37:38
truly then becomes a magic trick. Yeah, it literally
37:40
became a magic trick and it was just a bit. There's
37:45
been other moments in my show where I've sort of
37:48
had those moments. That one is
37:50
what is just depressing because then no joke
37:52
that you tell for the next hour and a half gets this
37:54
bigger laugh as a horse taking a dump on the stage.
37:59
know it's like what anything
38:02
a comedian does is they're trying out material with
38:05
their audience. The audience is telling them what they like and you're like,
38:07
well, how could I then
38:08
recreate the feeling of that moment
38:11
because you're so performative on stage? It makes sense. You're
38:13
like, okay, I just have to act this out again. I just
38:15
have to pretend. Yeah. And I
38:17
would say that the key to making those bits work
38:20
and feel like they're not acted and
38:22
feel like it's not as prescriptive as it
38:24
could be is
38:27
making
38:29
sure as well. And it always is the case, like those
38:31
are the bits where I am literally the most like
38:34
improvise.
38:37
I will always say the name
38:38
wrong and then go into that bit. But
38:41
what happens after that will be different every night.
38:44
And I like that as well because I am quite
38:46
regimented when I do stand up in terms of
38:48
like I do stick quite closely
38:51
to a script and I like those moments where
38:53
it becomes a little bit looser. And so
38:55
weirdly, you know, it is
38:57
probably authentically the most like live
39:01
moment of the show because it's the messiest
39:03
part and I
39:05
am changing it up and making
39:08
it different. But
39:12
yeah, I mean, and the
39:14
other issue with that is like some nights, I
39:17
don't connect with it as much because it feels really acted
39:19
and then all the nights it like comes out
39:22
perfectly because it feels very authentic
39:24
and messy and you
39:27
know, it's
39:28
whilst
39:31
most jokes will be pretty much the
39:33
same each time I tell them that's one where every
39:35
night it was different. Yeah. I mean, speaking
39:37
about how regimented you are, so
39:40
the joke continues and you
39:42
Prince Harry tells a little joke and you sort of do
39:44
a big act out for it. And I believe you
39:47
like pretty deliberate about how you do
39:49
act outs. Can you talk about like what the process is like
39:51
that? Are they rehearsed or they scripted? Like
39:53
how how specific are they? Yeah,
39:55
I mean, in the old days, I used to work with
39:58
my guy called
39:59
and then Kavy who's been
40:02
a long time sort of collaborator, producer,
40:04
and worked with him
40:06
on my TV shows and stuff. And
40:08
he
40:10
used to work with me on my
40:14
stage shows. And he was like
40:16
a theatre director when he was younger and then
40:18
moved into the television. But we would go
40:20
through the show and we would work out like physical
40:23
bits and act outs. And again, like talking
40:25
of people that influenced me, I was always
40:27
like obsessed with Rowan Atkinson and John Cleese
40:30
and people like that who made
40:32
the most of their physicality. And so I
40:34
would always try to bring elements of that into my
40:36
shows and have like big
40:38
physical act outs. And I love using my
40:41
body in weird, wonderful ways
40:43
and trying to add to a routine
40:46
by building in
40:49
kind of like physical
40:50
and visual element to it. So
40:52
yeah, with that one, I think that
40:55
organically became bigger and
40:57
bigger and bigger and had more
40:59
kind of like physical
41:01
elements to it as I
41:04
did it more. Yeah.
41:06
I had a question about directing, as you mentioned, director. In
41:09
this joke, there's two visual things
41:11
that I don't see many specials before where the
41:13
camera starts and it sort of circumnavigates
41:15
you and that happens twice.
41:17
That is a very interesting thing to have in
41:19
a special partly because you're like, well, where
41:22
was the cameraman? Because you see a wide shot
41:24
and then somehow you have a shot around you. Yeah. Do
41:27
you have, was that a deliberate decision to have that shot?
41:29
Was that shot filmed live? Yeah, that
41:31
was filmed live on the night. Yeah, we had to pick, we did
41:34
it over two nights. So we picked four
41:36
moments where we'd come on and try
41:38
to
41:39
film some stuff on the stage because he's just
41:41
trying to make it a little bit more dynamic. And
41:45
yeah, I think one night he tripped over and again,
41:47
like that horse taking a shot on the stage,
41:49
deeply depressing that he gets a bigger laugh than you
41:51
and all he's done is fall over on his ass.
41:54
But yeah, we tried to
41:56
build that into that routine so that
41:58
it was shot in a kind of of interesting
42:01
way as well. Yeah.
42:07
Yeah. I remember that. I don't
42:09
think I'd do it again to be honest because it is
42:11
quite distracting having a cameraman on
42:13
the stage with you running around. Yeah,
42:16
I was just curious. I was like, you notice in the next special, that
42:18
doesn't. Yeah. The other thing about physical comedy
42:20
feel like this moment captures two things about
42:23
your comedy. One is you're very specific
42:25
with your body. Your body is like
42:27
almost like a muse, how you use it, how you decide
42:29
to like, you know, you're naked often
42:32
in things you do off stage. And
42:34
then also embarrassment is obviously such a another
42:37
muse for you. Talk
42:39
about that. How you landed on those focuses
42:42
and what it is about it and what
42:44
connects you to those elements.
42:47
I don't know. I think it's just that thing of like,
42:50
I think it's useful to like,
42:52
to be
42:54
as like self deprecating
42:56
as possible and make yourself
42:58
as low status as you can. And
43:01
I really like that comedy
43:04
of cringe and humiliation
43:06
and like sharing that with an audience and that feels
43:09
not only cathartic, but I think is, you
43:12
know, really helps you connect with an audience
43:14
when you're willing to just like, bear
43:17
all and, you
43:19
know,
43:20
embrace being
43:23
a fool
43:25
at your own expense for them. And
43:27
I enjoy that. And then in terms of like the
43:30
physicality, I think, I
43:33
don't know, I just think I have quite a funny body.
43:35
I'm like quite gangly and
43:39
big like
43:42
dangling limbs. We have this
43:44
phrase, a lanky streak of piss.
43:47
Is that an Americanism? No, well, that's
43:49
what I was called as a kid. Father
43:52
could be very cool. But
43:54
I was like, well, I should embrace this. And so
43:57
yeah, I love it when I can find
43:59
a routine where I can build in a little
44:02
bit of an act out or some
44:05
theatricality. I'm very theatrical. I think that's
44:07
it, isn't it? It just grew
44:10
up watching so much
44:13
theatre and
44:14
live comedy and
44:16
was so enamoured
44:19
of it that I wanted to have
44:21
an element of that in my show.
44:27
Hello, Jesse
44:29
here. I want to take a brief moment to let
44:32
you know that I wrote a book, and it
44:34
is coming out on November 7th.
44:39
It's called Comedy Book, How Comedy Conquered
44:41
Culture and the Magic That Makes It Work. It was inspired
44:44
by all the interviews I've done for a good one
44:46
these last six plus years, as well as
44:48
a decade plus of watching and studying
44:51
comedy. This book is me making
44:53
the case for comedy as an art form that can be analyzed
44:56
and thought deeply about. I talked about
44:58
a lot of comedy that's been made the
45:00
last 30-40 years, and
45:03
if you like this show, I really think you'll dig it. I
45:06
put a lot of time in my brain and myself
45:08
into this book,
45:09
and it would mean so much
45:11
to me for you to read it. So you can
45:13
pre-order Comedy Book, How Comedy Conquered
45:15
Culture and the Magic That Makes It Work, wherever
45:17
you buy books, but we will include a link
45:20
in the show notes so you don't have to wildly
45:22
google. So thank you for your time.
45:25
I really appreciate it.
45:28
Hello, I'm Esther Perel. I'm
45:30
a psychotherapist and host of the podcast
45:32
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46:31
Do you know what? The moment happens where, you
46:33
know, there's a Ron Weasley comment
46:36
and the Shrek comment. I want to get
46:38
a sense of in the moment what goes through your head and
46:40
also, you know, like, are you a person
46:42
who you're
46:44
in this moment like this might be material I need
46:46
to like be a comedian right now. So
46:48
now I have to reveal something about this element
46:51
of the joke is that that actually happened
46:53
at a different time. So
46:56
there is there's like it happened
46:58
but I had to
46:59
truncated all yes,
47:00
because that happened like six months later.
47:03
So I had the Royal Variety Show with Harry
47:05
and
47:06
that all that bit is all true.
47:09
And then six months later, this
47:11
incident happened with my friend. It
47:14
was a Christmas party. And
47:17
we were all out
47:18
in London.
47:19
And we ended up in the same room as Harry.
47:22
And I was with my friend Gabe, who was quite drunk
47:25
at the time. And he's like a
47:27
massive character. He's very
47:29
funny. And he's very punchy. He doesn't care
47:32
who you are. He was like steaming.
47:34
So he's, he is like one
47:36
of those friends that is a bit of a like
47:40
bit of a hand grenade. Yeah. He's
47:42
been very successful. Yeah, he's a successful
47:44
documentary, documentary, documentary
47:47
filmmaker and producer because I think because he's like
47:49
that, people love having him around. And they love
47:51
that he doesn't stand on airs and graces. And,
47:54
you know, I think that's part
47:56
of his charm and appeal. But
48:00
If you don't know him, oh my god, he can really
48:02
like
48:03
come in all guns blazing. And
48:05
so we were in this environment
48:07
with Prince Harry who I'd met
48:09
previously but didn't know that well. And
48:12
some of the other group knew him. And
48:14
I think Gabe just like...
48:17
He just... because he was drunk
48:20
and a bit foolhardy just really like
48:22
yeah went in no holes barred.
48:24
Now the other thing about this joke
48:27
which is quite interesting... I
48:29
don't know whether this says more about me but I
48:31
was like what happened in real life
48:34
is Gabe basically
48:36
won the exchange. Sure. It
48:38
was the other way around. Yeah. So
48:41
Prince Harry insulted
48:43
Gabe and then Gabe
48:46
like... Yeah.
48:47
Like had a topper for Prince
48:50
Harry. And so Prince Harry ended up with egg
48:52
on his face but I was like I think if I'm
48:54
gonna tell this publicly and put it on a Netflix
48:56
special Prince Harry has to win
48:58
this exchange. So I had
49:00
to recalibrate
49:03
it slightly so Gabe ends up with
49:05
egg on his face. Hence another reason
49:07
why I was like I'll probably change his name because
49:09
I feel bad. Like he
49:12
said a really funny thing. He mugged off Prince
49:14
Harry. It was hilarious. And
49:16
I'm now gonna have to make
49:17
Gabe look like the mug because
49:21
I worry more about what Prince Harry thinks
49:23
than what Gabe thinks. Yeah. He
49:25
gave me so much stink. He was like no
49:28
that's not what happened. It's
49:30
not what happened. I was like yeah but you
49:32
understand like I want to get a knighthood at some
49:34
point. And so I need to maintain
49:36
this relationship. Now as it turned out I could
49:39
have said whatever I like about Prince Harry and it wouldn't have
49:41
affected the knighthood. He's now persona
49:43
non grata. There's no
49:45
need to change it but I didn't know that at the
49:47
time. He was still a national
49:48
treasure back then. He was beloved. Though
49:50
you have mentioned that I don't even know if you're joking
49:53
the way it's passed through that you weren't invited to the
49:55
wedding because of a joke you made. Well
49:58
yeah I think I've. I've probably
50:01
read into that too much, but I was quite
50:03
friendly with him. I was, I really
50:05
was. I just, well, I don't know. I
50:07
don't know.
50:08
You probably isn't even
50:10
aware I exist, but I don't
50:12
know. There was a little part of
50:15
me that was like, maybe I could be like, if
50:17
they get a few rejections and there's,
50:19
you know, like a little,
50:21
I don't know, E.coli
50:24
bug that goes around and a few people can't attend.
50:26
I might be on the backup list. I certainly
50:28
thought there was a chance, a slim chance
50:31
that I might make the invite to the wedding. And then when I didn't
50:33
make the invite to the wedding, probably James Corden
50:35
did. There was a part of
50:37
me that was like, you know what? Well, maybe it's down
50:39
to that joke. Maybe it's because I,
50:43
you know, mercilessly threw him under
50:45
the bus on stage
50:48
for an entire tour and then on a Netflix special. But
50:50
again, probably not that. Probably just
50:52
didn't want me there. Yeah, one
50:55
of those two things. Because of my personality.
50:58
As you mentioned, that part is twisted
51:00
around and Gabe
51:03
on, I think he saw you do the joke live
51:06
in February of the year that you filmed the special
51:08
at the O2 Arena. And he tweeted, one,
51:11
he doesn't have shaved head and cauliflower
51:13
ears. And then he- Well, I mean,
51:15
he doesn't have a shaved head, but he is quite-
51:18
Yeah, that's almost an unfair- That's ogre-ish?
51:21
Yes. He definitely
51:23
is ogre-ish. No offense to Gabe.
51:26
No, no offense to him at all. But we could both
51:28
agree that he has quite bulbous features.
51:31
And a slightly green pigment as
51:33
well. No, he doesn't. He's a lovely looking
51:35
child. Yeah. And
51:38
I
51:38
guess the question I had, and I think it's
51:41
with this joke. And as I think
51:43
about your series, the trials with my
51:45
father series, what is your relationship to
51:47
truth? Like, how
51:50
important is it or non-important do you think? Do
51:53
you know what is your perspective on it? Because it does feel like,
51:56
as you know, there are communities that have to be 100%
51:58
true about whatever that means.
51:59
that's its own falsity. But what
52:02
is your perspective on it?
52:03
I think it's probably be, it's pretty, pretty
52:05
loose, pretty loose relationship. Yeah.
52:08
Me and the truth are in an open relationship when it comes
52:10
to comedy. You know,
52:13
again, I think that's very much like, come
52:15
from, you
52:16
know, my main inspiration is my dad. Yeah.
52:19
Is that he's why, what's become a comedian
52:22
because he was this amazing raconteur. And
52:24
whenever my dad told stories, I
52:27
began to understand as I got
52:29
a little bit older that a lot of them were probably embellished.
52:32
And so I think, you know, that's
52:34
definitely something that I have inherited from
52:37
him is the ability to gild
52:40
and embellish a story. I
52:42
mean, I'm never gonna just like
52:44
outright lie. There will always be like
52:47
a kernel or a core of truth to the story.
52:49
But as I tell it, like there will
52:52
be embellishment. And I feel like
52:54
that's a lot of comedians and a lot
52:56
of people's routines. And I don't know,
52:58
I feel like with the audience as well, there's an understanding
53:00
that that is the case with most
53:03
comedians is that if they're telling a great
53:05
story, there is obviously going to be
53:07
flourishes or like, you know, an
53:10
element of like, yeah,
53:12
crafting it in the retelling
53:15
of it. And
53:17
so I feel like that's probably what
53:19
I do. The best
53:21
stories are always the ones that have more truth
53:25
to them than embellishment. And
53:28
so, you know,
53:29
that's sort of like the trade
53:31
off that you have to make. Yeah, I mean, when
53:33
I thought of this question, I was thinking about your father,
53:36
partly because I know he has that reputation.
53:38
I know there's jokes that I've seen him change. Like
53:41
there's one example where you talk about how he
53:43
used to joke about how you have a big penis, but then he realized
53:45
it's funnier to say your brother has a big penis
53:48
than you have a small penis. So that became the truth. That
53:50
is not the truth. He's just the end of
53:52
that. But the other part about your dad is
53:54
that, you know, he worked in show business.
53:57
And I think that there's something about how this special,
53:59
really interesting, which is the special opens
54:02
and you do the sort of big dance number with people
54:04
with women with feathers. And then shut
54:06
on the stage as well, thankfully. And
54:09
there's fireworks and there's
54:11
a fake, there's a mic that comes up that you do a little bit
54:13
with and then you joke about how the mic is fake. But
54:16
you start by yelling show business. And I wonder
54:18
if,
54:19
and you mentioned the sort of seeing so much theater growing up, that
54:22
part of you is so comfortable
54:25
with show business being show business. You
54:28
embrace this sort of fiction
54:30
of it because that is your baseline reality.
54:32
You grew up seeing your godfather
54:35
be in place and you're like, got it. So
54:37
it is so much more organic to you than maybe someone
54:40
who
54:41
comes to it sort of later in life. Does
54:43
that make sense? Definitely. I definitely say
54:45
that is the case. Do you have an aversion
54:48
to being introspective? Does it
54:50
to a more personal or understated? Is
54:53
it a taste thing or is it ultimately like, I
54:55
guess maybe we would do better way of phrasing, do you think that
54:57
show business
54:59
background and growing up and that being your
55:01
reality makes it so like to you, that is
55:03
real. It is real to be sort of over the top where being
55:06
sort of quiet on stage is not ring true. Yeah,
55:08
I just would. I don't know. I don't
55:10
know. It would be like
55:11
it would just feel so unnatural to me.
55:14
And I do try to, you know,
55:17
push myself to go there
55:19
where possible. And yeah,
55:22
I guess I'm probably on a little bit of a journey
55:24
to doing more of that. And
55:27
as I say, like
55:28
earlier in the conversation, like trying to
55:31
maybe like think about
55:33
recalibrating my comic voice a
55:36
little bit as I grow up and mature
55:38
as a comedian, I feel like I'll probably
55:42
move more towards that as I get a little
55:44
bit older.
55:45
And as you know, mentioned, Alex's influence
55:48
as well. Like, that's one of the things that we always talk about.
55:50
And he's always telling me, you know, like, the
55:53
more personal you are on stage, that's when
55:55
you're at your best. And like, you
55:57
know, I don't know, like I. I
56:01
guess I probably maybe have had a little bit of
56:03
a fear of doing as much stuff
56:06
about that and have lent
56:08
more towards the
56:10
big, over-the-top theatrics.
56:12
And that also, yeah, I think
56:15
is probably something that might
56:17
shift. You started so young, and
56:20
as you said, a lot of it was sort of either
56:22
talking about how young you were or having that sort
56:24
of young energy or having a sort of man-child
56:27
sort of energy. And it's so hard for a comedian to find the voice,
56:29
period. So you had this voice, and
56:32
now you know you're 34, but that
56:34
to grow out of a voice is
56:36
always hard. It's hard to grow up, period, but it's hard for a
56:38
comedian to stop
56:41
a thing that is working to the level that is working for you
56:43
to be like, all right, I know this works for stames
56:45
of people. What is the mature
56:47
version of that? And I assume
56:50
that's sort of where you're working at now. What has that journey
56:52
been like?
56:53
Well, it's weird. Also, I
56:55
burnt through every single life experience
56:58
by the age of 21, because I started so early
57:00
and did like, I'd done two shows by that point, so
57:02
I'd gone through everything and talked about
57:05
it. And so, yeah,
57:08
that was a kind of like,
57:12
and frustrating
57:14
situation that
57:18
had occurred because I'd started so young. And
57:21
then the nature of doing
57:23
those big arena
57:25
shows, it's
57:28
certainly a
57:31
certain type of comedy that fits
57:34
those venues and
57:36
that type of tour better than other
57:39
types of comedy. So yeah, I don't know, I think, yeah,
57:41
I feel like I am probably going
57:44
to
57:45
develop as a comedian and certainly
57:47
feel,
57:49
yeah, I definitely still feel like I'm a kind of like
57:52
a work in progress. But
57:54
I think, yeah, a lot of comics
57:57
feel that way.
57:59
satisfied in ever the finished article
58:02
you were evolving. Yeah, it's
58:04
the pursuit. I mean, yeah, I think so. The
58:06
other, actually I want to take a step back
58:08
because I want to ask a question about the material you do about your
58:10
parents and all that, but I feel like it'd be useful for
58:13
people to know. Can you just share a brief
58:15
about the professional history of your parents to give people
58:17
contacts who might not be familiar?
58:19
Yeah. So my
58:21
dad, my dad
58:23
was a theatrical agent in the sort
58:26
of 70s and 80s and
58:29
looked after lots of very like,
58:33
you know, proper actors,
58:37
like Judi Dench and people like that. Do
58:39
you discover Daniel Day Lewis or are he signed the Medal of Colours?
58:42
Yeah, well, I could be an embellishment. I
58:44
didn't think about that until... No, I
58:47
think, to be fair, he
58:50
did. But
58:51
yeah, so he looked after all these very worthy
58:53
and successful actors and
58:56
my mum was an actress
59:01
of middling success. I would say
59:03
not due to
59:06
any lack of talent, but just, you
59:08
know, opportunity
59:11
and breaks. And
59:13
so she did some like stuff
59:16
in soaps and bit parts
59:18
and appeared in pantomime as the back end of a horse
59:21
and had various ignomonees
59:24
like that. And so,
59:26
yeah, she was an actress and he was an agent.
59:30
And so I grew up in a household where,
59:33
you know, all my godparents were actors
59:35
and there was lots of theater
59:37
trips to see clients of his and stuff. To
59:40
be honest, like when I was a bit older, he'd
59:43
sort of began to wind
59:45
down and a lot of his clients
59:47
had
59:48
left him and it was sort
59:50
of the end of an era. And
59:54
he was very adamant that I didn't become
59:56
an actor. I really wanted to become an actor, but he
59:58
was like, I honestly, Jack, I've
59:59
looked after so many actors that are out of work,
1:00:02
you need to get a proper profession
1:00:04
and I would really be very concerned
1:00:07
if you went to drama school and became an actor.
1:00:09
So I had to go to university and study
1:00:12
history of art and... For
1:00:14
two semesters or what? Yeah, like two semesters
1:00:16
and then found this route into
1:00:19
performing via stand-up comedy.
1:00:22
I don't
1:00:23
know if you're familiar, buddy. So New York Magazine
1:00:26
produces a podcast recently. They released an
1:00:28
issue about Nepo babies. Are you familiar with
1:00:30
this issue? I am. How
1:00:32
do you feel about the term generally? How do you feel about
1:00:34
it in recut your... I've decided to own a new
1:00:37
term which I talk about on stage in my current show.
1:00:39
Well, I think I'm the first person to have
1:00:41
a Nepo dad because yeah,
1:00:44
my dad was in the industry but like... And
1:00:46
obviously, there's
1:00:49
definitely a leg up in life
1:00:52
and I think less so with
1:00:54
like... I think that did
1:00:56
always like slightly irk me was people who are like, oh,
1:00:59
well, his dad's an agent so that's why he's on TV. It's
1:01:01
like my dad was a theatrical agent.
1:01:03
He was also like detested by every
1:01:05
single casting director in London. He was like one
1:01:07
of the least popular agents ever because he would just like
1:01:10
screw everyone on deals. Like I used
1:01:12
to go into castings when I wanted to be an actor
1:01:15
and they'd say, oh, your name's Whitehall.
1:01:17
The only relation to Michael Whitehall and the room would go
1:01:19
silent. And then I'd say, oh, Daddy, I had
1:01:22
a casting with this lady and
1:01:24
she seemed to recognize your name. Do
1:01:26
you remember her? And he was like, yes, I think the last
1:01:28
time I spoke her was 30 years ago
1:01:31
and I told her to go fuck herself because she
1:01:33
wouldn't throw in traveling accommodation for Richard
1:01:36
Griffiths. And so
1:01:39
he burnt more bridges than I think he built.
1:01:41
But that said, obviously, yeah,
1:01:44
the background of immense privilege. I've had
1:01:46
every leg up that one can in life, so I am
1:01:49
aware that there is definitely a degree of like
1:01:52
nepotism. But
1:01:53
I think he's the nepo dad. Like I
1:01:56
put him on TV and then
1:01:58
he is just like. He's like
1:02:00
a parasite. He's just infected
1:02:03
and eaten away at his host.
1:02:05
And now he is like thriving.
1:02:08
He's doing his own podcast and he's on reality
1:02:10
shows. And it's insane.
1:02:13
It is interesting because a lot of every convenience talks about their
1:02:15
parents in some ways. But you put them
1:02:18
in it. They materialize
1:02:20
in reality and then they became like an extension.
1:02:23
I know. Beyond you. They just sort of live
1:02:25
in the world. It's like a living joke that sort of just like
1:02:28
shows up on television. Well, also it's because
1:02:30
basically I talked about him so much on stage
1:02:32
and I was like, I think I've exhausted that avenue. I can't
1:02:35
talk about him anymore. And then Ben Kavey,
1:02:37
my friend, the producer said, why don't you
1:02:40
have him on stage, do something with him on stage?
1:02:42
And we did Edinburgh and he said, do a chat show.
1:02:45
He can sit in the corner and he'll just chip in every now
1:02:47
and again and be himself.
1:02:49
I was like, fine. We did two shows. And
1:02:52
it was very funny. And he just, you know,
1:02:55
derailed the interview every night and
1:02:58
just, you know, torched
1:03:01
any attempt that I would have to, you
1:03:04
know, present myself as a competent
1:03:06
interviewer by undermining
1:03:08
me and insulting me. And the audience
1:03:10
loved it. And there
1:03:13
was like a BBC producer and he was like, I want
1:03:15
to make a show of this. And we're like, no, no, no, no, literally
1:03:18
like kicking and screaming drag to
1:03:20
the studio to do the show because we didn't we
1:03:23
had no intention of doing anything together
1:03:25
beyond like a couple of just fun shows.
1:03:28
And then we ended up doing like three series of that. And
1:03:30
then I was like, we're done. Finally, I can
1:03:32
just go back to doing what I do and what I like
1:03:34
doing
1:03:35
and what I want to be focused on. And
1:03:37
then bloody Netflix were
1:03:39
like, oh, yeah, we had an idea
1:03:41
to do a travel show and you could go around
1:03:43
the world with him. And again, like not like
1:03:46
every other show that I've ever done has been me going
1:03:48
to the broadcasters and going, oh, please, will you let me do
1:03:51
this? And with the stuff with
1:03:53
my dad, it's always been them coming to
1:03:55
us going, can you just do this one more thing?
1:03:58
And then we've been like, oh, God, I guess so. And
1:04:00
then, and then now he's,
1:04:02
yeah, apparently it's just your dad. They're using
1:04:05
you to get to your dad. It's just, yeah.
1:04:07
The amount of people now, I used to get stopped in the street
1:04:10
and like people were like, oh, I love your stuff
1:04:12
and you're funny. It is now. It's like, oh, mate,
1:04:14
you have your dad so much funnier than you.
1:04:17
Or in America, I had and this is I
1:04:19
was in a hotel. I think he was in Arizona
1:04:22
when we were filming the show. And there
1:04:24
were two guys that walked past my dad, recognized
1:04:26
him, didn't recognize me,
1:04:28
which was obviously a ding to the
1:04:30
ego.
1:04:31
Then to make it even worse, as they walked
1:04:33
past me, I ever heard them and they were
1:04:35
like, oh, that's the man from Travels With My Father.
1:04:38
And the guy was like, what's Travels With My Father? Oh,
1:04:41
it's the show on Netflix. It's about an
1:04:43
esteemed elderly English gentleman
1:04:46
that travels the world with his doofus son.
1:04:49
And I was like, wow, that's
1:04:51
what I've been reduced to. I'm the doofus
1:04:54
son.
1:04:55
That's so funny. That is a reverse. Your
1:04:58
name's in the title. They should do Netflix,
1:05:00
should do a screen that is the same
1:05:02
show, but then it has with Michael. He suggested
1:05:05
that. I'm surprised. Nepodufus.
1:05:09
That will be my next. The other thing that I
1:05:11
have,
1:05:11
you know, and I thought
1:05:14
about this nepotism thing partly
1:05:16
that not just for you, but I think about
1:05:19
the part that sort of gets under discussed
1:05:21
is
1:05:22
a pursuit in show business often demands
1:05:25
a certain level of obsession that
1:05:27
relates to a certain amount of like unavailability,
1:05:30
both in terms of time or emotionally.
1:05:33
And then kids
1:05:34
go into the fields of their parents to
1:05:37
have access to them. They're
1:05:40
like, oh, they're famous. If I
1:05:42
also become an actor, then maybe we can hang out more
1:05:44
or whatever it is. Yeah.
1:05:46
Does that resonate with you? Yeah, definitely. And
1:05:48
definitely wanting to like, you
1:05:50
know, even though I didn't want to like
1:05:53
work with him and that was never part of the plan, like
1:05:55
going into that world and being part of his world
1:05:58
was definitely part of the. of
1:06:00
it and I saw the reverence
1:06:02
with which he held actors
1:06:05
and performers and people in that profession and definitely
1:06:07
wanted to be that because I wanted him to reveal
1:06:10
me and you know that that's definitely
1:06:13
part of it if I'd you know
1:06:15
dig a little deeper into what my motives
1:06:18
were back then and wanting his approval
1:06:20
and thinking that this man's the funniest guy
1:06:22
in the world and wanting him to think that
1:06:24
I was funny and like you
1:06:26
know what sort of worthy of his time
1:06:29
and attention and yeah
1:06:30
there was there was definitely
1:06:33
a degree of that I remember also thinking like
1:06:36
I don't know there
1:06:37
being there being a frustration when I was
1:06:39
a team that like when I spoke to him he didn't like
1:06:41
necessarily talk to me like I was
1:06:43
an adult and treat me as an adult and find
1:06:45
me particularly funny or interesting and he
1:06:48
was interesting and funny and had all of these interesting
1:06:50
and funny friends and you know and
1:06:53
I wasn't one of them and wanting
1:06:55
to sort of get his attention
1:06:58
and you know being
1:07:01
able to make him laugh and he's a very hard
1:07:03
nut to crack but there was yeah there
1:07:06
was a there's a lot of that
1:07:07
built into the desire to go
1:07:09
into career and performance yeah
1:07:11
I mean it also ties into sort of the other thing
1:07:13
that I think weaves through especially the show
1:07:15
which is him being older like an
1:07:18
older dad and both
1:07:20
the how you relate to each other and also
1:07:22
there's just sort of like so much pathos about the
1:07:25
thing about the show is like almost every
1:07:28
season ends with like I don't know how many times we could travel
1:07:30
together then you do another show but like clearly
1:07:32
there is a maximizing
1:07:35
time with him that drives you
1:07:37
yeah 100% with everything
1:07:39
and I think that's why I want
1:07:42
yeah that's why that definitely fuels
1:07:44
like an ambition and a desire
1:07:47
to do stuff that I can do with
1:07:49
him yeah while I can and for him to you
1:07:51
know to achieve things that he can
1:07:54
bask in as well whilst he's here and
1:07:56
and I share a lot of you know
1:07:59
the the highs with him and
1:08:02
enjoy being able to to do that and he
1:08:04
you know, he
1:08:05
He's been he definitely
1:08:08
has helped steer my Career
1:08:11
and work and he's a great sounding board.
1:08:14
He is a Even for
1:08:16
a sort of a 80 about to be 83 year
1:08:18
old man You
1:08:21
know
1:08:22
From a very very different generation. He's still
1:08:24
got like a good sense of
1:08:27
taste and judgment and I do run
1:08:29
a lot of stuff kind of like by him
1:08:31
and value
1:08:33
his opinion and
1:08:35
It also helps to have something like that that literally
1:08:37
has no filter if I'm doing something that I shouldn't be
1:08:39
doing He will tell me I will have no qualms
1:08:42
about it If I'm
1:08:43
yeah
1:08:44
related and this joke transitions to
1:08:46
the idea of America you're currently in America
1:08:48
as we speak What is success in
1:08:50
America mean to you especially at this point? Like
1:08:52
what did what is it? What data represent?
1:08:55
What does it represent? What
1:08:57
do you hope for it doesn't matter to you as much like
1:08:59
not only do you you're such a touring act big
1:09:02
touring acting You have shows that you Star
1:09:05
in or produce you have you know everything so what
1:09:07
what does America mean at this point in your career? Do
1:09:09
know it feels like it's just a new challenge and
1:09:11
that's exciting. I think
1:09:14
And I would in no way
1:09:16
want to take for granted my audience in the UK But
1:09:19
I guess there is a little bit of a ceiling in terms of what
1:09:21
you can achieve
1:09:24
and now and maybe I've
1:09:26
reached that and it's exciting
1:09:29
to be able to come over here and try and build
1:09:31
a new audience and you
1:09:33
know start
1:09:35
not from scratch necessarily,
1:09:37
but
1:09:39
to kind of like
1:09:41
go through that journey again in with a new group
1:09:43
of people and I'm about
1:09:46
to embark on my first kind
1:09:48
of US tour and that feels exciting
1:09:51
again and You
1:09:53
know, it's
1:09:54
gonna be a sort of
1:09:56
adventure and this certainly feels
1:10:00
different in a kind of like fresh challenge, which
1:10:03
is exciting. Wait, this is a side
1:10:05
note. Have you ever heard of the book Killing Bono?
1:10:08
Yes. I auditioned
1:10:10
for the film. So you know
1:10:12
what it's about. So it's such a guy who grew up with Bono. And
1:10:16
you have a similar relation with Robert Pattinson. I
1:10:18
need to give some of you a little bit of backstory about
1:10:20
my acting career. When I
1:10:22
was at school, I was a big fan
1:10:25
of drama. I know, shock
1:10:27
horror. Not
1:10:30
the only fan of drama at my school, though. The other guy that was
1:10:32
really into drama at my school was a
1:10:34
chap called Robert Pattinson.
1:10:37
There he is, young R. Patz,
1:10:39
star of the Twilight films. And
1:10:42
every time there was a school play at my school,
1:10:45
Robert Pattinson would get cast in the
1:10:47
lead role. And Villager 17
1:10:49
would go
1:10:52
to this guy.
1:10:53
Yeah,
1:10:56
laugh it up.
1:10:58
For some reason, my drama teacher
1:11:00
wanted the star of his play to be the young
1:11:03
James Dean and not the young Katie
1:11:05
Lang. And
1:11:08
it's fair to say that over the years I built up a little
1:11:10
bit of resentment towards R. Pattz. He became
1:11:12
my rival.
1:11:13
Rival's a strong word. Nemesis.
1:11:17
He is my nemesis. Oh yeah,
1:11:19
I've never thought of doing a book
1:11:21
called Killing R. Pattz. And
1:11:24
you also have a story about how you auditioned for Harry Potter.
1:11:27
And you didn't get it, but Emma Watson was
1:11:29
in your school and she did get it.
1:11:32
Do you want to be that famous? Do you want to be that
1:11:35
level of famous? I mean, I don't necessarily
1:11:38
hanker for that level of fame. I
1:11:41
mean, in terms of like
1:11:43
Robert Pattinson's career, I love the
1:11:45
work that he does. I
1:11:48
love the movies that he gets to make and the people
1:11:51
that he gets to work with. And I think he's made
1:11:53
excellent choices.
1:11:59
and I think he works with great people
1:12:02
and he's someone that has developed
1:12:04
as an artist and an actor.
1:12:06
I didn't think this was going to turn into a Robert Pattinson
1:12:08
love-in but uh... Well it's good. I'll
1:12:11
say this having listened to your interviews, it does
1:12:13
feel like you've now matured to like, it
1:12:15
used to be a begrudging respect or like
1:12:18
a he's very successful but like he's a terrible
1:12:20
actor and now it just seems... Oh no, he totally like
1:12:23
egg on my face, prove me wrong, you know, he's a
1:12:25
very very accomplished actor and uh...
1:12:28
Yeah maybe it was just the Twilight script. Yeah
1:12:31
yeah. Not his fault. But you'd like
1:12:33
the work but you don't need to be that famous. If you... No
1:12:35
no no, I just like... I don't know,
1:12:38
I mean I don't know what I want necessarily,
1:12:40
it sort of changes and I can't...
1:12:43
I don't know
1:12:44
whether that's just my restless mind but
1:12:47
I don't really know what I want, like part
1:12:49
of me is like I'd love to really challenge myself
1:12:51
as an actor and try to find some like
1:12:54
really
1:12:55
dramatic roles that surprise people
1:12:57
and I definitely... And I know I want that but
1:13:00
then I'm also like, I would also love to
1:13:02
do like big, broad,
1:13:04
Jim Carrey 90s style comedies
1:13:07
and I don't know whether you can do both of those anymore,
1:13:09
maybe you can. Jim Carrey tried. Jim
1:13:12
Carrey tried, yeah he did. But
1:13:14
like yeah, I look at the projects that I'm kind of
1:13:17
attracted to or developing and
1:13:20
is very varied but it's so hard,
1:13:22
I don't know... Again and again because it's slightly
1:13:24
out of your hands as to what people will go, right
1:13:27
we're willing to make this or we
1:13:29
like you doing that and that's another reason
1:13:31
that I like America. In terms of
1:13:33
like talking about
1:13:34
why I want to come over here and why I've
1:13:37
actively tried to kind of do stuff
1:13:39
in America, it's not about like breaking America because I
1:13:41
want more success and more fame, the thing
1:13:43
that I like about the States that is
1:13:46
hard for me in England is that in England I'm
1:13:48
so seen in a very, very
1:13:50
specific way, it's very, very hard
1:13:53
for anyone to see me as anything other than
1:13:55
that because they're used to me for the last 15
1:13:57
years being this big, broad...
1:14:00
idiotic, man-child, comedian.
1:14:03
And so it's so hard to get
1:14:05
out of that box. And in America, there's
1:14:08
definitely more of an opportunity to be seen
1:14:11
in a different light and to do different things and
1:14:13
to, you know, be able
1:14:16
to act in a drama or, you know,
1:14:19
play a completely different character because
1:14:21
there's less, as we mentioned
1:14:24
earlier, like, of a preconception about
1:14:26
me. And so I feel
1:14:28
like I get to start with a little bit more of
1:14:30
a blank canvas here. Yeah, I
1:14:32
mean, I think as we were talking about, like, it is
1:14:34
so hard, you had so much success with a persona,
1:14:37
the struggle to break out of it, to seem
1:14:40
more mature, is also a struggle of an audience
1:14:42
showing up expecting something. Exactly.
1:14:45
So to have an audience who does not necessarily expect as much,
1:14:47
I imagine, is
1:14:48
exactly what an artist who's been working
1:14:51
so long probably would be looking
1:14:53
for. Yeah.
1:14:54
And I definitely think, you know, they're like, yeah,
1:14:56
people want that persona and I feel that,
1:14:59
I feel that with everything I do. So I'm
1:15:02
like, I
1:15:03
give in, cave in and give
1:15:05
them what they want. But over here,
1:15:07
they don't know what the persona is. So I
1:15:10
can choose what I present to people. Oh.
1:15:18
So now it's time for the final segment of the show.
1:15:20
It's called The Laughing Round. It's like a lightning round, but because
1:15:23
it's a comedy podcast, I call it a laughing round.
1:15:25
Yeah.
1:15:25
Do you have a favorite joke joke? Like
1:15:28
a free joke or a dad joke?
1:15:30
Tim Vine.
1:15:31
Do you know Tim Vine? No. Great. He
1:15:34
just does puns. He's
1:15:35
like sort of like a kind of Stephen
1:15:37
Wright, but with a lot more energy. So
1:15:40
I think that's the opposite. Yeah. He's
1:15:42
like Stephen Wright's writing, if Stephen Wright was like heavily
1:15:45
caffeinated. Got it, cool. And he has a joke,
1:15:47
which is just very short, very simple, very sweet. Velcro,
1:15:50
what a ripoff.
1:15:52
So that would be my joke joke. Is
1:15:54
there a joke you wish you could steal or a joke you saw
1:15:56
another comedian do and you wish I had, it's like I wish I had
1:15:59
that bet. I wish I can do that.
1:15:59
every night. Michael McIntyre,
1:16:03
mandrel, that's a great routine. I
1:16:06
mean, yeah, Michael McIntyre is someone that I watch.
1:16:09
And I'm like,
1:16:10
in envy of his like ability as
1:16:13
a kind of
1:16:15
observer and writer.
1:16:17
Yeah. So yeah, mandrel. That's
1:16:20
a classic. Do you have a short story
1:16:22
of an interaction with a legendary comedian living
1:16:24
or dead that you're willing to share with us? I
1:16:28
had dinner with Jerry Seinfeld.
1:16:31
When me and my dad had
1:16:33
done a couple of series of the Netflix show, we were invited
1:16:36
to LA.
1:16:37
And Ted Sarandos invited us to dinner
1:16:39
to sort of thank us for doing
1:16:41
the show. And then sprung
1:16:43
it upon us that Fred Armisen and
1:16:46
Jerry Seinfeld were going to be the other guests at the dinner.
1:16:48
And I was like, Oh my God, I'm very, very nervous
1:16:51
and arrived with my mum and dad.
1:16:54
And I would not have brought my mum and dad had I known that those
1:16:56
were going to be the other guests. And I
1:16:58
think it was my dad. No,
1:17:01
maybe it was my mum that asked him what he did. And
1:17:04
I was like, Oh God, please just stop
1:17:06
talking woman. But he was very, very gracious
1:17:09
and dealt with it wonderfully. And then yeah,
1:17:11
it must be so unlike you were talking about, but it's
1:17:14
so refreshing if just have someone to just
1:17:16
free of expectations. The
1:17:19
other one that I had the other night was just horrendous.
1:17:22
He was always at a friend's birthday and Larry David was
1:17:24
in attendance. And after dinner, they brought
1:17:27
out like a karaoke machine and some
1:17:28
of thrust a microphone in front of my face.
1:17:31
And I sang like a karaoke version of
1:17:33
one the wall and completely cleared the room,
1:17:36
including my hero, Larry David, and didn't even pluck
1:17:38
up the courage to go and speak to him. The only
1:17:41
knowledge of me is that I murdered an
1:17:43
Oasis song in front of him and really
1:17:46
ruined that opportunity. Do
1:17:47
you have a favourite
1:17:49
time you bombed?
1:17:51
Well, I love that the Prince
1:17:53
Charles bombing in front of him, because
1:17:56
even though I was bombing and
1:17:58
that was one of those ones where even in the moment.
1:17:59
I was like, this is gonna make a great story.
1:18:02
Do
1:18:05
you have advice? You have to give a comedian? Advice
1:18:08
to give a comedian.
1:18:10
I mean, don't be frustrated
1:18:12
when I first started.
1:18:15
And I was going through all my different
1:18:18
iterations of my persona
1:18:21
on stage, and people kept saying, You're a good
1:18:23
joke writer, but you just need to find your voice.
1:18:25
And I was so frustrated. And
1:18:27
I was like, can you, can, I don't understand.
1:18:30
Why are you talking in riddles?
1:18:32
Can someone just tell me what my voice is? Just
1:18:35
tell me what the voice is.
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