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it's like you're younger and you think you're

14:02

doing something wrong when it's like he literally is

14:04

just like thinking about like Bitcoin

14:06

and who would win in a fight a bear

14:08

or chicken? Yeah He's

14:11

laughing cuz it's true. It's true So

14:13

anyway, if you're in your early 20s do

14:15

not feel any pressure to make anything work

14:17

in any capacity Cuz that's just not how

14:19

things happen. Oh I had

14:23

a bad thought that

14:25

I my intrusive thought of the week is um

14:29

Like obviously we don't want to be pick me girls, right? Is

14:33

having a boyfriend like the ultimate

14:36

pick me Like

14:41

fucking no, I mean you're married like I'm

14:43

married You were like, okay You

14:46

told him that you loved him so much then

14:48

he literally proposed like he picked me

14:50

like I am the final boss of pick me

14:54

Like you if you're someone you're a

14:56

big meet all the other girls. I'm

14:58

the pickiest me. Yeah, so like

15:01

How do you not be pick me? You

15:04

can be like you're I don't want a man to pick

15:06

me when a man I think you kind of have to

15:08

just be like me and be really mean to them and

15:10

then people are they even dating Or you pick them You

15:13

know what? It's so funny my very first therapist

15:17

How many ghosts ago? She

15:19

said and I never forgot

15:21

it That was this was like the only thing I feel like

15:23

I ever like really took from her was Girls

15:26

are so used to being picked By

15:29

the guy and she was like an all-you-do

15:31

is like wait to get picked She's

15:34

like have you ever picked your boyfriend?

15:38

and I was like, oh My

15:41

god and I had in my head in

15:43

my head. I'm fully picking my boyfriend, but

15:45

I'm picking the guy who likes me I'm

15:48

like he's fucking awesome Think about the ones

15:50

like you pick it. They're the ones that

15:52

like don't like you Yeah, like

15:55

you don't ever really ever jump day. So I

15:57

sometimes they say the guy who like likes you

15:59

a lot little more than you like him in the

16:01

beginning is better. Like I do have to say, I've heard

16:03

a lot of stories where like people

16:06

end up getting married, it's always like the guy I

16:08

knew before her. Because when you

16:10

go in full, when you think you know, you don't

16:12

know. And I just don't feel like

16:14

girls can ever be the one that's

16:16

like a little bit more obsessed with it. I

16:20

do have to say with like the

16:22

Des situation when I first met him. You

16:24

mean your marriage? Yeah. That's

16:26

like the ultimate de-centric.

16:38

You know that such entanglement I'm in

16:40

with Des? You're that you're

16:42

married? I was like, you know what, side note. You

16:46

know that guy that you see sometimes in my apartment? A man

16:48

in my house. You

16:53

know that guy that you saw leaving the other day? His

16:55

shoes were in the corner. You're the man that keeps calling

16:57

me. Remember

16:59

when you came to that party, I was in the white dress

17:01

and the guy was next to me. He had the tat san,

17:04

that guy. His knee was

17:06

hurting so he couldn't dance that much. You

17:08

were black out. Was

17:10

his knee hurting at the wedding? Yeah, he couldn't dance as

17:12

much as he wanted to. I don't remember that. It's

17:15

fine, anyway, shout out. I remember

17:17

I was obviously in a place where

17:19

I didn't want, I wasn't about

17:21

to be like, yeah, there's my husband. Dealing

17:24

with so much crap. And I just remember him

17:26

being the one who actually put the foot down.

17:28

It was like, you know, I like you. This

17:31

is actually, I've never asked you this. When

17:34

you started talking to him, dating him,

17:38

and then you were fully with him. So

17:41

say September, October, you were

17:43

fully living with him. When

17:45

did you know you were going to marry

17:48

him? Prior to that? Or

17:50

you think after? When I was moving in with him,

17:52

I read in my head, he was like, he has,

17:54

I'm going to marry him. He has, like,

17:57

this could be game over. I also can't ever

17:59

tell. Do I like you just because

18:01

you like me? Plus, I'm

18:03

sure it is, honestly, I just played

18:05

a lot of games because I never

18:07

trusted anyone. And I just

18:09

was like... You needed a real adult around. I

18:13

also, deep down, just felt like I

18:15

haven't met my husband material yet. And then

18:18

you manifested it. I actually got a really

18:20

funny text message from one of my girlfriends

18:22

today that was... And

18:24

then she followed it up with, I swear I'm not on drugs.

18:28

She said, do you ever meet with an

18:30

astrologer and energy worker because I feel like

18:32

you have really strong manifestation powers? And then

18:34

she said, I swear I'm not on drugs

18:37

today with my weird questions. I

18:39

don't know why that just made me think of

18:41

it, but I feel like you're good at manifest,

18:43

like you manifested does. And a lot of

18:45

things, it is timing. A lot of

18:47

times... My thing is I've tried to,

18:50

I've wanted to do everything too soon.

18:52

And I feel like the universe is

18:54

backfired. You're

18:56

gonna get to it, but not yet. So

18:58

when it comes to marriage and children, I

19:00

feel like in my 20s, that was all

19:03

I cared about. I was really focused on

19:05

like, okay, but who the fuck am I

19:07

gonna marry? And then I kind of

19:10

had a switch. I feel like when I was 27, 28, and

19:14

I was like, everyone fucking sucks and I need to

19:16

just take a minute. And that's

19:18

when I really focused on my career. And then

19:20

I was like, wait, I don't need to get

19:22

married or have a baby yet at

19:25

all. And so I feel like we're always

19:27

rushing our lives, especially

19:31

like young women, because society does put

19:33

that like, okay, our 30 marker is

19:35

like crazy. You're

19:39

either thriving or you're dead. Yes. And

19:42

so... You know what's fucking crazy? I was

19:44

the exact opposite. I walked around, always being

19:46

like, I'm gonna be the last friend to

19:48

get married, the last friend to have kids.

19:50

And I was almost like, I think when we met, I

19:53

was really hungry with my career, almost like I wanted

19:56

it too bad. And then I

19:58

think you wanted the relationship too bad. And

20:00

I saw you deal with like career pressure

20:03

situations better than me because I was like

20:05

I Wanted it so

20:07

fucking bad. It's almost the opposite And

20:10

we switch we're like my thing just fell in

20:12

my lap because I think I

20:14

don't know But yeah, sometimes when you you

20:17

force things the universe backs up and

20:19

yes, you're not ready bitch Yeah, isn't

20:21

that crazy? Well, we're having like such

20:23

a deep deep Saturday conversation I'm

20:25

sorry. No, I'm not like mad about it because we

20:27

didn't have a good plan I

20:32

like care about the time and the energy we record and Sunday

20:34

times were not the vibe It

20:37

was like really early or really late one more deep thing about that

20:40

I saw a tennis quote because this is a sports podcast

20:43

podcast about the top tennis players and they said they

20:45

looked at like the top five tennis players and the

20:47

top hundred tennis players Women

20:50

are men or all of them. Honestly, I don't

20:52

know any details about that I

20:55

don't know any details about where the stack came from,

20:57

but we love a stat Like I don't even know

20:59

how they possibly got this information. So that means you

21:01

know, it's it's real But like

21:03

they said their groundstrokes were the same their

21:05

nutrition was the same how hard they worked

21:07

was the same Everything was the same but

21:09

the difference between the top players and like

21:11

the top 100 players they were married. No

21:18

No, it was that they the top

21:20

players after they lose a point their

21:22

brain would get back To being happy

21:24

much quicker than the other players So

21:26

basically it's kind of fucked up but

21:28

it's like the top players Were

21:30

enjoying the process more and overall

21:32

had more positive thoughts. So now

21:36

That they didn't get to that part Okay well But

21:38

it makes me think about like when you're putting a

21:40

lot of pressure on yourself for like marriage or something

21:42

like you're actually not having Fun, you're not putting energy

21:44

on the world. You're overthinking everything You're not enjoying the

21:47

journey and enjoying the journey We're like I think us

21:49

with our careers even like when I was like, I

21:52

want to do well I want to do well and

21:54

you were more like that guy even like me but

21:56

you were like doing well with your career because you

21:58

were being yourself and you were effortless and and

28:00

meat on it. Well, that's the thing, like

28:02

I loved baking egg and cheeses because I

28:04

live in New York City and that's the

28:06

religion. So my religion, his religion

28:08

were like, get clashing. And I remember I ordered baking

28:10

egg and cheese and he went, and

28:13

I was like, he's scoffed. He's scoffed, I said,

28:15

I'm sorry, I'm from Brooklyn,

28:17

New York. This is like, this is how

28:20

I, what? This is what I do. I

28:23

hate a scoff. He's scoffed. And

28:25

then we, we had dinner once and then I was

28:27

like, let's go to get ice cream. Cause again, this

28:29

is my religion. You're a human. And

28:32

he was like, no. And I'm like, no. But

28:34

like they can't have dairy after meat. Are

28:38

you kosher? No. Okay, I thought he was because

28:40

he could explain it. There's, there's a lot of

28:42

rules. Yeah, there's a lot of rules. There's a lot of

28:45

rules. And as you know, we can't be managed. And I

28:47

handed to people that like really stick to the rules, but

28:49

I feel like most of my friends don't. They're like, I

28:51

have to try it. I'm having the bacon.

28:53

I'm like, I'm not going to tell anyone. I

28:55

actually wrote this down and I might've

28:58

manifested this, but I felt like you needed, you

29:00

were, I just felt like mentally you were like

29:02

in a place and

29:04

I wrote down page needs music.

29:08

Okay. And I saw your note and I was

29:10

like, and I noted your

29:13

note. I mental noted the note that you

29:15

noted. And I was

29:17

like, our Hannah and my mom in

29:19

cahoots together, because that same day my

29:22

mom sent me a classical, classical

29:28

music from like Chopin or something. No,

29:30

I don't even know. I have to

29:32

find what it was. Jonathan Chobin. No,

29:35

it was like Bach. It

29:37

was like the, shoot my phone, Dodge. Your

29:39

phone. So

29:41

I'm like, it's how some like Italian concerto

29:44

is the name of it. Italian concerto by

29:46

Bach. And she said, they

29:49

say that people who are depressed

29:51

should listen to this. So you should listen. No,

29:54

like I'm not saying you're depressed. It was like

29:56

a stat. I was like, people are less depressed

29:58

if they listen to this. they'll

48:00

just call you a name and it's the wrong

48:02

name and they'll just call you the whole night

48:04

and you'll be like, okay. Yo Harriet, come over

48:06

here. I like you. But

48:09

the sweetest man. No, he's so nice. Is he married

48:11

now? I think so, yeah. He

48:14

didn't have a wedding. That's why I think he had like a little

48:17

COVID thing. But anyway, every Thursday

48:19

he got his boy and that's I think

48:22

where the men gossip. That is

48:24

where the men gossip. Or they at least hear

48:26

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48:28

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48:32

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Um, Nylon came up with a list

50:28

of like hair trends for the summer.

50:30

Ooh. And I felt super attacked because

50:32

I don't think my jawline could pull

50:34

off any of them. What

50:36

are they? What's like the number

50:38

one? And if you say a pixie

50:40

cut off frickin' scream. The seven biggest

50:42

hair trends of summer 2024. The

50:45

new wet look. So

50:47

it's like when your hair's wet. Okay. And

50:49

pulled back. Which like let's be honest. Does

50:52

anyone really pull it off? No. But

50:54

everyone would be like, oh my God, you slide. It's

50:57

hard to do a wet look and pulled back. Yeah.

50:59

Like to the side. Yeah. Looks good. You can pull

51:01

it off to the side. I can't. But when

51:04

it's just fully back. Yeah. It's just like, I

51:06

just like immediately think Yolanda Hadid. I don't know

51:08

why. Yolanda Hadid. Yeah. And also when I think

51:11

of birthday cake, I think of Yolanda Hadid. And

51:13

that's very niche. Extremely

51:16

niche. Side note. I

51:18

was on a flight yesterday and I

51:21

got some chocolate cake because I

51:23

love myself. Yeah. And I'm

51:25

like loving the moment. Listen to

51:27

music. Feel myself like three

51:29

hour plane ride. Get off the plane. Bye

51:31

bye. Say hi to everyone. Whatever. Go

51:34

to the bathroom. I have a full

51:36

chocolate cake crusted

51:38

on my lip because it was one

51:40

of those like thick chocolate cakes. I'm

51:43

like, no, I'm a little toddler.

51:45

I can't believe they even let

51:47

you fly by yourself. That is

51:49

so you. No,

51:52

but like so many times I'll be like, how

51:54

many people I just talked to with a huge

51:57

thing of like, cause also how did I eat

51:59

it by just throwing it? My direction. Just shoving

52:01

it in your mouth. I shoved it. So

52:03

anyway, watch out for chocolate cake. Okay,

52:06

next one they said is shoulder skimming bobs,

52:08

which is like what you've been doing for

52:10

a while, which I would look so

52:12

bad in. I would look not good. Side

52:15

slicked bangs. Let me see

52:18

that one. Yeah, okay, I meant that. Yeah,

52:20

I couldn't. Icy platinum.

52:23

Oh, let me see. I'm gonna get a wig. Okay.

52:27

I'm gonna make Mitchell make me a

52:29

blonde wig, because

52:34

I just feel like there are a lot of

52:36

times where I'm like, I just want to go

52:38

somewhere blonde and see what it's like. Okay,

52:41

Lady Gaga. Like

52:43

I just want to go out to dinner one time, like

52:45

a normal dinner, like I'll go with you in desk. I

52:47

just want to go out to dinner one time, like with

52:49

a blonde wig and see. See if people actually. See like

52:51

what's the vibe. You want to see a blonde, some more

52:53

fun. Yeah, like what is the vibe? Do

52:56

you know when people get bangs, which

52:58

is what you just did, and everyone's like, when

53:01

someone goes, I want someone to make a

53:03

wig for me, that's another level of like

53:05

distress. Like

53:08

what? You're like, I actually don't

53:10

want to be myself anymore. Like

53:13

the stuff you're spewing is wild. I

53:16

can't see it. You're in your King Kylie era. I'm

53:18

in my King Kylie era, yeah. What color wigs would

53:20

you do? I

53:23

want like platinum blonde, like I'm going

53:25

blonde blonde. And you'd leave the eyebrows.

53:27

And I'd leave the eyebrows. Okay. Did

53:31

you do red? Yeah, like if he

53:33

could make me a red one, yeah, I would

53:35

do red. Like I would want like a red

53:37

bob, I think. Why don't you just, okay, shave

53:39

your head. If we're gonna get.

53:42

I don't need to shave my head because I don't

53:44

want to put a wig on every day. I just

53:46

want, it's kind of like my baby bump that like

53:48

I'm gonna use as an accessory. Like on a Saturday

53:50

night of I'm going out to dinner, I want to

53:52

have the option to be blonde with my outfit. I

53:54

also feel like you've had so many good looks that

53:56

you keep trying to like outdo yourself. Yeah, because it's

53:58

like fun. And at some point. you're like, I've done

54:01

all the looks I can as a brunette, and you

54:03

want to go harder. No, like

54:05

I enjoy the creative process of like, if

54:07

I like my outfit, then like, what's my

54:09

hair and makeup going to be? And

54:12

I feel like I'm obsessed with Taylor and

54:14

Mitchell so much that we're always like, we

54:16

didn't get it. Brainstorming. We love this look.

54:18

This is so good. Yeah. We're always texting

54:20

each other like different hair looks and makeup

54:22

looks. You're an artist. To like save for

54:24

a rainy day. Quick

54:26

shout out. Your photo shoot

54:28

for glamour with the

54:31

taxi. You're like in

54:33

the taxi with glasses. For Cosmo. Oh,

54:35

for Cosmo. Cosmo. Yeah. So

54:37

high fashion, cool vibes. We

54:40

had a day that day. Have you ever been in a

54:42

taxi before? How dare you. Were you

54:44

like, I need a new brax, ow. Wait,

54:47

how am I going to get home? Wait for

54:50

a second. I'll get you home. No, I'm

54:52

not getting an in and out for that. You got me?

54:55

I'm going all the way to the upper west side.

54:58

I can't be in a Prius the whole time. It's

55:00

so far. You'd be lucky to be in

55:02

a Prius. It's environmentally friendly. I can't

55:04

breathe. Oh, continue. Pumped

55:06

up volume. No,

55:10

I hate that hair. I

55:12

do have to say, some people will try to do

55:14

my hair with volume and I look like a dance

55:16

mom. No, I don't like, I

55:19

like volume, but I don't like it the way

55:21

that Miley Cyrus has it. And from the families,

55:23

I hate that hair. OK, again, you love this.

55:25

You look good. Flirty flips at the end. I

55:27

love that. I feel like me with a flip

55:30

doesn't make sense. Why? Because it's not

55:32

the energy I'm giving to this world. OK,

55:35

because it's the energy you don't want to

55:37

give. But if you wanted to try it, I'm

55:39

getting you a wig made. That's

55:42

it. Well, next episode, we're

55:44

in wigs, and we don't acknowledge it.

55:46

We very seriously do the pod as

55:48

we do. Yes, and we just. Next

55:51

is super long bangs like Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah, I love

55:53

that. Did you see her music video? Yes. What do

55:55

you think? I think that they

55:59

nobody's talk. talking about how

56:01

frickin tiny they are. I know. They're

56:06

the cutest little frickin pipsqueak

56:08

couple I've ever seen in

56:11

my life. My little pucker.

56:13

No, I get cute

56:15

aggression when I see that. Why

56:19

do I feel like they're three feet

56:22

tall? No, he was

56:24

trying to sit on the car but he couldn't get on

56:26

the car. He can't reach it. She's

56:28

so frickin tiny too. She

56:30

gives me Ariana Grande vibes when

56:32

Ariana Grande first came on

56:35

the scene. It's funny because some people are so tiny

56:37

like Kim Kardashian's 5'1 or 5'3 something small.

56:41

But doesn't look like it. Doesn't

56:43

read that short on TV and

56:45

in certain things. Sabrina

56:47

Carpenter reads like Minnie Mouse.

56:49

Yes. I think so adorable. And

56:52

then he, that is a little man. That's

56:55

a little baby. Maybe more.

56:57

Put him on your back like a backpack.

57:00

No, that's a toddler. That's toddlers

57:02

and tiaras right there. But

57:05

I love them. I feel like

57:07

they're freaky. But the

57:09

whole concept of the song was basically like okay

57:11

if I'm going to go public with you don't

57:14

fucking embarrass me. And if

57:16

I had a frickin nickel. But I do

57:18

have to say I do think that's a

57:20

red flag if that's the first thought going

57:23

into the relationship is don't be forgettable. Just a

57:25

reminder. Don't be who you are because it actually

57:27

is cringe worthy as fuck and you can really

57:29

ruin my whole brand and I have a lot

57:32

riding on this. I feel like once a month

57:34

Craig gets a text from me being like just

57:36

a reminder I'll kill you. Okay?

57:39

But honestly it's good for the men. No

57:41

it's good for them. They need, actually it's

57:44

so reverse in my relationship it's Des being

57:46

like hey shut the fuck up. These

57:48

are the rules. Des

57:51

keeps me in fucking line that man. Thank

57:54

you. So yeah I can't pull off bangs

57:56

is another thing. I can't. And

57:59

not to bring a good but I just

58:01

don't believe in myself. But you're a

58:03

redhead, so like you don't need to

58:05

do anything else but be a redhead.

58:07

Like that, that's your journey right now.

58:10

Dad said he likes how I look

58:12

natural. And

58:14

I said I like... And this is just for fun.

58:17

I said it's a bit... Also, what

58:20

is natural? Also,

58:22

it's not like I'm platinum. Right, you're literally

58:24

the same color. Also, he didn't even notice

58:26

it until I said something. And then he

58:28

goes, I like you natural. Yeah, he doesn't

58:30

know. He doesn't know. No. I

58:32

think he's colorblind. I think

58:35

he's pretending to know. A lot of people with blue eyes,

58:37

I feel like, are. Yeah. I just made that up. Well,

58:39

no, I think it's... Is it true? I don't know. But

58:41

I know people with blue eyes are like sensitive to sun,

58:43

which is kind of like, how did you make

58:45

it this far? Like

58:48

on a sunny day, you can't, you're just weak, you

58:50

can't make it. How did we get here? Imagine you're

58:52

somewhere and your boyfriend's like, I can't see! You know,

58:54

like the ick I get from him being like, sorry,

58:56

my eyes are... Yeah, sorry, my eyes are so... I

58:59

need to borrow your sunglasses. My eyes are so piercing

59:01

blue that they hurt. If my boyfriend... I'll... This is

59:03

the thing, I love a piercing blue man, a piercing

59:05

eye blue man. Yeah. And they are weak. I'll tell

59:07

you, they're weak, but maybe that's why I like them.

59:10

Oh, and speaking of Des, we just had a fun episode

59:12

of Burn a Phone where we talk about people

59:15

submitted movies that we should see. Have

59:17

you ever seen Drop Dead Gorgeous? Yes. I've

59:20

never seen it. You would like it. And everyone recommended it.

59:22

That's so funny that everyone recommended it, because

59:25

it's... I feel like no one ever talks

59:27

about it. No one talks about it, but

59:29

the cast is incredible. The only reason I

59:31

know about it is because I used to

59:34

date a guy in my early 20s and

59:36

his dad was in like Screen Actors Guild

59:38

and like wrote... Okay, Humble Brag. Yeah, I

59:40

don't... Honestly, he was like... His dad was

59:43

very funny. And so he would always get

59:45

like movies and they always just had really

59:48

good movies and they all knew like

59:50

funny movies and they had seen them

59:52

all. So when I met him, my

59:55

movie repertoire like completely changed and that

59:57

was one of like the first movies

59:59

I... watch. I have to watch

1:00:01

it also. Yeah. I have to announce

1:00:04

to the Academy something embarrassing. I've never

1:00:06

seen Romi and Michelle. Me

1:00:08

neither. And everyone tells us that

1:00:10

I know I've never watched it. I've seen like

1:00:12

parts. Yeah. I've never watched it start to finish.

1:00:14

I've seen memes of it. Me too. And I've

1:00:16

seen like their outfits. And people are like this.

1:00:18

You guys are so Romi and Michelle. And I

1:00:20

go, I know. I think

1:00:22

it's because they're blondes that I never like

1:00:24

identified with it because I was like I

1:00:26

don't see myself in this representation in this

1:00:29

movie. Be so I don't care. Also, who

1:00:31

do you think hurt me that I love

1:00:33

blonde men? My

1:00:36

brother's. That's too much to unpack for us. My

1:00:38

brother's blondes. Is he? Not really.

1:00:41

He's like dirty brown. He's like mousy

1:00:43

brown. Yeah. He was blonde. People

1:00:46

don't talk enough about people who don't

1:00:48

shut up about how they used to be blondes again. Yeah.

1:00:50

Like I was born blonde. It's like I don't care. I

1:00:53

don't care what your hair color was before. Well, because

1:00:55

they have like a real struggle with it because like

1:00:57

they're born blonde and then one day they're just not

1:00:59

blonde anymore. And so I think that's

1:01:01

like an internal thing they're dealing with. It's

1:01:03

really difficult. Yeah. Their identity. And if they

1:01:05

have blue eyes, they can't even see. Most

1:01:07

people might speak because I literally lost vision

1:01:09

20 minutes ago. I

1:01:14

love you lost your vision, but so casually

1:01:16

just walking around the city. Like, yeah, I'm

1:01:18

just like, I don't think this is the

1:01:21

way I should be seeing. I'm

1:01:23

like, this something's wrong. And I'm always like my first thought

1:01:25

is like you're having a stroke. So figure it out. And

1:01:29

Grace broke her face. Just a reminder. We

1:01:31

sent her juice. She's juicing right now. I

1:01:33

saw that. Did you see her Instagram was

1:01:35

like, I'm calling HR. She was like, I'm

1:01:37

calling HR Hannah Bage. Let me juice. You

1:01:40

sent her a fuck ton of juice. I know. Cause I don't know

1:01:42

how long this is going to be. Yeah. I

1:01:44

mean, I hope she's like, I

1:01:47

just clicked. Like, do you want a shit ton of juice

1:01:49

or do you just want like the day has a shit

1:01:51

ton. She goes, you said a year

1:01:53

worth of juice. That's going to expire in two days.

1:01:56

Anyway, you guys, thank you for getting with

1:01:58

us. We are going to announce some new

1:02:00

shows. this week. Yes. Actually I kind of

1:02:02

want to announce it on the pod right

1:02:04

now. Presale code is gonna be giggly and

1:02:06

we're announcing it on Wednesday and

1:02:09

we're announcing Washington DC,

1:02:12

Atlantic City, Seattle, San

1:02:14

Francisco, and Tempe, Arizona and

1:02:17

then we added additional shows to cities that

1:02:19

were already announced too. So

1:02:21

go get it. Okay so don't yell at us

1:02:23

because we are coming to Seattle. Seattle

1:02:26

was pissed for me. I didn't know Seattle was that.

1:02:28

No I didn't know they could go so hard. They

1:02:30

went so fucking hard. You know what we hear you,

1:02:32

we see you, we're sorry. We're coming. We're coming. Love

1:02:34

you. Thanks for getting with us. Talk to you later.

1:02:37

Bye.