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This episode might be the most
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controversial thing to happen in the
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history of Pokemon. More controversial than
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Sword and Shield not having the
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national decks. More shocking than the
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stories about people getting hit by
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cars while playing Pokemon Go. Even
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more unbelievable than the fact that
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Ash Ketchum just became a Pokemon
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League Champion in the anime. Seriously,
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the claim I'm about to make
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will change the course of Pokemon
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history. I'm about to prove to
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you that all electric lightning type
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Pokemon, including everyone's favorite sparky little
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hamster Pikachu, are absolutely useless. And
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come at me all you want,
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but might I recommend not doing
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it with an electric type Pokemon
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because seriously, I'm gonna show you
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why that would be super ineffective.
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Hello Internet, welcome to Game Theory.
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For once the cold open actually cut
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right to the chase. I am in
1:09
fact here to make everyone in the
1:11
Pokemon community angry for probably like the
1:13
27th time since this show began. Okay,
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let's start our discussion today by talking
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about Raichu. Raichu, Pikachu's cooler oranger evolution
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that failed to capture everyone's heart like
1:21
Pikachu, relies on his signature lightning bolt
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move set when he charges up his
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cheeks. And kind of blows out a
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big lightning bolt that to his credit
1:30
seems to deliver a pretty decent wallop.
1:32
According to Raichu's Pokedex entry in Fire
1:34
Red and Pokemon Sun as well as
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episode 14 of the anime, Raichu quote,
1:39
unleashes electric shocks that can reach a
1:41
hundred thousand volts. And that
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seems like a huge number,
1:46
right? Like a hundred thousand
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of anything must pack a big punch
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because there's just a lot of zeros
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in that number. And then there's volts,
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volts, those are like the magical electricity
1:56
pieces, right? And we don't really know
1:59
anything about electricity. other than it's
2:01
pretty zappy, so a lot of volts
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must need Raichu as basically frying any
2:05
Pokemon who stands in his way, right?
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Well, slow down there, my little Excelgor,
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because it turns out science is NOT
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on Raichu's side. Like, really not on
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his side. And to understand just how
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shockingly mediocre Raichu's shocking power set actually
2:19
is, I need to school you, and
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apparently everyone a game freak, about how
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exactly lightning works. First thing to know
2:25
is that shooting lightning at someone is
2:28
not like shooting anything else at them.
2:30
Water, Pokemon shoot water, fire Pokemon shoot
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fire, grass Pokemon are stirring up leaves
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in a menacing way, I guess. All
2:37
of that makes at least some level
2:39
of basic sense, because those are all
2:41
objects that you can actually shoot at
2:43
someone. But can you actually zap someone
2:45
with electricity from a distance? Not really.
2:48
Not even with electric weapons that we
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currently have today. I mean, think about
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how a stun gun works. It works
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by shooting wires at people, and it
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only works if there's a physical connection
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between the target and the stun gun.
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Similarly, a taser only works when you
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hold it directly against someone's skin. So
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in light of that, it seems only
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fair to question this idea that you
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can shoot lightning bolts at people, or
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in our case other anthropomorphized keychains. How
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do electric Pokemon move sets work, exactly?
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And more importantly, what does science actually
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tell us about how strong these electric
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attacks should be? At first glance, there
3:23
doesn't seem to be anything wrong with
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electric-type Pokemon. They shoot electricity out of
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themselves just like lightning. And lightning is
3:29
a real thing in the real world.
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We know it can strike from a long
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distance, so a lightning bolt between Pikachu and
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the nearest Bulbasaur should work in largely the
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same way, right? Well, not when you look
3:40
at what lightning really is. To put it
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in scientific terms, lightning is an electrostatic discharge
3:45
that occurs between two points that have themselves
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an electric potential difference. Nerd. For the non-textbook
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definition, let's look at an example, shall we?
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You know how batteries have one end that's
3:54
marked positive and the other end that's marked
3:56
negative? And how if you put the batteries
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together, you need to put them all facing
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to the negative end of one battery touches the
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positive end of the next battery, that's because
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in order for electricity to flow, there needs to
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be what's called an electric potential difference, which in
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the case of batteries is a difference in
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the charge, negative or positive. At the negative end
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of the battery, there's a buildup of negative charge,
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which is why it's called the negative end. Pretty
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obvious. I've always found it confusing that the negative
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end of the battery is where all the
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charge is, because negative always makes you think of
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not having enough of something, but remember,
4:26
in electricity, it's the opposite. Since electricity
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is talking about the flow of electrons,
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and electrons have negative charge, where those electrons
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are built off is where the things are
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going to flow. Makes sense, right? Electric charge
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always starts from the biggest pile of electrons
4:40
to the negative end and flows through the
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positive, from where there's a lot of charge
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to where there's less charge, until all the
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extra negative charge has filled over into the
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positive areas and everything winds up neutral. That's
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when your batteries run out. All the negative
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charge has flowed toward the positive end of
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6:31
that electric potential difference. The shorter, easier
6:33
way to say electric potential difference, by
6:35
the way, is to say voltage. That
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is what volts are. So when you
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hear me talk about how many volts
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something has, volts aren't a thing that
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you can hold in your hand or
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toss around. It's just the difference between
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the electric potential of two things. The
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greater the voltage difference between two objects,
6:51
the more easily that electricity is going to
6:54
be able to flow between them. And
6:56
just like water flows down a steep
6:58
cliff more easily than it flows down
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a little slope, electricity finds it easier
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to flow when there's a high
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voltage difference. Higher volts means a
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steeper slope, if you're using that
7:08
water analogy. You can actually see
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this play out in practically every
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lightning storm. During a storm, negative
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charge builds up on the bottoms
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of clouds, making it polarly opposite
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from the positively charged ground below
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it. Sometimes, like during thunderstorms, that
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potential difference between the negatively charged
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cloud and the positively charged ground
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becomes so big that it's able
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to overcome the resistance Of miles
7:31
of air. And That brings up the question
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of what I mean by resistance. Well, The
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air all around us has a lot of
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molecules, and each one of them has to
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become supercharged to carry the lightning bolt through
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the air. And It turns out that air
7:44
doesn't want to randomly become lightning, which is
7:46
pretty darn good for us, but it also
7:48
means that the lightning bolt has to overcome
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a lot of resistance to get the air
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to charge up enough to carry that bolt
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all the way down to the ground.. In
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Order to overcome that resistance, you need a
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shi- You voltage difference between the
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clouds and the ground is how
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big a difference we talking about
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here. Like a billion on the
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ironically not even joking about as
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high as one point three billion
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volts if we want to be
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exact about it. At high enough
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voltages, the air actually becomes ionized
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and becomes plasma. This the fourth
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state of matter, ladies and gentlemen.
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after death. liquid and solid. The.
8:25
Air actually stop being a gas.
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And becomes an entirely different state of
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matters though. imagine how much energy that
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imitate of what's going on every time
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you see a bolt of lightning in
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the sky. The reason that potential has
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to be millions or even a billion
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volts is that the resistance between the
8:42
points is so big hole objects like
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trees are more likely to be struck
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by lightning because there's less distance between
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the cloud in the top the tree
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than there is from the cloud to
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the ground. So the electric potential difference
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required to close that gap is. Smaller
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and says the electrons are looking for
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the path of least resistance. Well they're
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going to take it. If the can
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soak could and electric pokemon strike it's
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by something like thing from the sky
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like a supper club would. Not even
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slimmer lightning strikes to the voltages as
9:13
high as one point three billion volts
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leave a small lightning strikes Theory: voltages
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in the hundreds of millions. Three consulting
9:20
the poker decks were reminded that rice
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you the stronger more a bold form
9:25
of peak it's you can only reach.
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At most a hundred thousand volts
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said his point zero one percent
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of the voltage required to pull
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off a large lightning strike. They
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could travel from the clouds to
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the ground at far will or.
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Hundred thousand Volts Care, you will.
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It takes around thirty thousand. Volts
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per centimeter to jump a gap of
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their that hasn't been ionized. So if
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we're using rides you as baseline for
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what a typical electric pokemon should be
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capable of, that, a hundred cells and
9:55
bowls is only gonna be enough to
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jump a gap of three point three
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three centimeters. We're just one point
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three inches sm close quarters combat for
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a pokemon battle. And what's even more
10:06
concerning that even if right you is
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standing right in front of another pokemon,
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the only one who's really at risk
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of getting electrocuted is themselves. Wait, what?
10:15
So we go from right you shooting
10:17
lightning to rights you electrocuted himself built.
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The similar lightning is that we don't
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actually decide where it goes. it's just
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always will follow the path of least
10:26
resistance. targeting your lightning strike legacy and
10:28
pokemon battle. Their act. Like to see
10:31
a Star Wars does indeed look awesome
10:33
actually the size. Everything about physics of
10:35
how electricite travel. The truth is that
10:37
lightning strikes the closest thing with a
10:40
least resistance. The right use case they're
10:42
works leads us self looking at the
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way ticket you and I choose. Power
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sets work, the charge they build up
10:49
canonical he comes from these two little
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few spots on their cheeks. the somehow
10:53
turn those two spots and have a
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negative end of the battery supercharged. go
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with lots of negative ions before shooting.
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That negative charge out as their opponents.
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with a problem with that is when
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your cheeks or negatively charged and the
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rest of you isn't and the closest
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positively charged thing is just older to
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be you yourself to understand why that's
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the case. We need to go back
11:14
to this idea of resistance. Like I
11:17
said earlier, sending electricity through the air
11:19
is really hard. Again, this is lucky
11:21
for us because the means we're not
11:23
getting zapped every time a fleece alone.
11:25
But it also means that electricity would
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rather travel through pretty much any other
11:29
objects before travelling. through the air itself
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medals like copper or aluminum have a
11:33
very low resistance for instance which makes
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it really easy for electricity to travel
11:37
through them and which is why we
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used metal wiring for electronics of use
11:42
a professional resistance meter to measure the
11:44
resistance of aluminum or copper it a
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read almost zero old which is the
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official unit of resistance try something else
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though like say a piece of steak
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and you're going to see it register
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several thousand oh slightly more resistant to
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letting electricity path through easily it's get
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a deep also the But in
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a pinch it'll go through the stake.
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Measure the resistance of the dry area
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on the outside of your skin And
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it's even higher still at least a
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hundred thousand ohms So again
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electricity is gonna choose a lot of
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other things before it wants to travel
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through that dry of your skin Now
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compare all of those to air which
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is an insulator meaning that it's particularly
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bad conducting electricity Well the resistance of
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air can vary a lot because the
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water level in the air can change
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you're talking in the realm of billions
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to tens of billions of ohms of
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resistance Not even a contest
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if electricity can go through almost anything
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else it's gonna do it So taking
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this to the logical conclusion if Pikachu
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or Raichu builds up a big negative
12:42
charge in their cheeks creating a big
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voltage difference between themselves and the ground
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Well the path of least resistance between the
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cheeks and the ground is gonna be just
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through its own body I don't see either
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of them wearing a big old pair of
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insulating rubber booties to the path of least
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resistance for every single Lightning attack is just
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straight through the rodents own self Now
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sometimes Pikachu decides to leap up off
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the ground to perform his attack So
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now he's closer to his opponent than
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he is to the ground which honestly
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is a smart move and the only
13:13
way to Scientifically avoid striking himself with
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that lightning But any part of him
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that's not negatively charged would still absorb
13:20
all that lightning power before it ever
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reaches his opponent He is literally just
13:24
frying himself with every attack, but hey
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least he still looks cute, right? But
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you know what even I'm not
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heartless enough to want to see him
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fail So what if we give him
13:35
the ultimate benefit of the doubt? Instead
13:37
he could still manage to lightning strike
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another Pokemon sending electricity through the air
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and hitting that other Pokemon on the
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battlefield How strong would a strike like
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that be how much damage would that
13:47
lightning be doing? Well, it turns out
13:49
that we can actually calculate that the
13:51
strength of an electrical strike is measured
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in ampere or amps not Volts
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remember volts aren't a thing that you can hold
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in your hand a volt is just the difference
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between two electric charges. The strength of
14:02
the shock all depends on the amps,
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and there it doesn't take much to
14:06
do a lot of damage. A shock
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as small as 10 milliamps or .01
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amps is gonna be a shock that you're gonna feel, and a shock
14:13
of 200 milliamps is
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fatal. So can Pikachu cause that level
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of real damage? To figure out the
14:20
strength of the shock, we need to
14:22
use the equation for amps. Amps are
14:24
equal to volts divided by resistance, so
14:27
amps is gonna equal volts divided by
14:29
ohms. When the volts are high
14:31
and the resistance is low, like say
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Pikachu were sending those hundred thousand volts
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down a wire with almost no resistance,
14:37
well, we're gonna get ourselves a big
14:39
ol' wallop of electricity. Really high amps,
14:41
super effective damage. But if he's sending
14:43
that hundred thousand volts across the air,
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that 30,000 ohms of resistance per centimeter,
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well that shock isn't gonna be very
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strong for very long. In a typical
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Pokemon battle, Raichu is standing all the
14:54
way across an arena from his opponent,
14:56
so let's say conservatively he's like 10
14:59
feet out. To send a hundred thousand volts
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that far, it has to get through at
15:03
least 9.1 million ohms of
15:07
resistance, which means the shock that hits
15:09
the other Pokemon is gonna be at
15:11
absolute most .01 amps,
15:13
about the shock of a nasty doorknob spark. Ooh,
15:16
that's some violent static electricity, but it's not
15:18
gonna be nearly as bad as if you accidentally
15:20
stuck your finger in an electrical outlet. So,
15:22
you see, volts have almost nothing to do with
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the strength of a shock when it comes to
15:26
sending electricity through the air. The resistance of
15:28
the air is the thing that's ultimately hindering
15:30
the strength of that attack. Now, as
15:33
one last and final thought, if Raichu
15:35
and Pikachu and other electric type Pokemon
15:37
weren't dependent on lightning strikes, then they'd
15:39
all of a sudden be in a
15:41
totally different position. If Raichu were able
15:43
to deliver the same voltage over a
15:45
wire connecting him to his opponent, all
15:47
of a sudden he's not worried about
15:49
the electrical resistance in the air. Ionizing
15:51
air molecules, that whole thing. Now, all
15:53
of that charge suddenly goes straight from
15:55
his cheeks, down the wire, and into
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the unsuspecting squirtle across the arena, where
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the shock... would be so strong
16:01
that he wouldn't just be knocked unconscious,
16:03
he would die almost instantly. The long
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and short of what I'm saying here
16:07
is that the strongest move in an
16:09
electric Pokemon's toolset isn't so much the
16:11
lightning strikes, it's the ability to bite
16:14
their opponent, break the skin, get down
16:16
to that soft squishy interior flesh, and
16:18
then deliver that Pokemon the shock of
16:20
their lives. Too bad Ash didn't pay
16:22
attention in physics class, or otherwise he
16:24
would have been completely unstoppable. As it
16:26
stands though, now you know the reason
16:28
how Ash is able to survive getting
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electrocuted week after week after week.
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Truly shocking. But hey,
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that's just a theory.
16:38
A game theory. Thanks
16:40
for watching.
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