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I'm Claire. I'm one of the producers on

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Today we have a leases five questions with

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Harvey Connor Ballou Hope you enjoy. Number

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One: Most embarrassing or funniest encounter that you've

1:24

had with a famous person. The.

1:26

Answer. Is. A O

1:28

Sea and the. Story.

1:31

Behind it is the closing joke

1:33

of my new special. Yeah, it

1:35

is the most embarrassing thing I

1:37

have ever done in my life.

1:39

That's a good lakes tune into Rice for

1:41

his your. Okay

1:44

number two, what was your first? Job.

1:47

First. Job I think I was work. I

1:49

was. It was working. There was a high school. I

1:51

was working at a. A medical

1:53

diagnostic company, you know? Like

1:55

with it, they do x

1:57

rays and echocardiograms. It's all.

2:00

Like like imaging and Stuff M

2:02

Arise and up and I work

2:04

the front desk checking people and

2:06

Cnc. I did that for a

2:08

summer. And. The first real job I

2:10

had that was like nine to five. This

2:12

is your job is I was an immigrant

2:14

rights organizer in Seattle right outta college. So.

2:17

He just went full send on both

2:20

of those of us as you didn't

2:22

sell cheese burgers know when straight to

2:24

immigrants' rights? Yeah, I worked for a

2:26

permit. Jai Paul who's now of Congress

2:29

person out of Seattle and is the

2:31

one my mentors how good for you.

2:33

Yeah, that was me at Twenty two

2:36

Twenty three. Really had

2:38

it together years. I'm a comic now

2:40

the clearly I didn't sit and rest

2:42

said hey what's your go to me

2:44

all right now you have one oh

2:47

man. I'm. There's.

2:49

These. Frozen

2:51

pizzas, Ah I'm

2:54

that's and same the company table

2:56

something or number. think it's table

2:58

eighty seven or something and they're

3:00

really expensive. Ah and

3:02

me, my partner. Share them

3:05

and they're probably not enough for a full

3:07

meal, but we still buy them because they're

3:09

delicious. Let's become a a go to meal

3:11

as well as whatever my child that doesn't

3:14

finish. My yep I just

3:16

have had so many frozen waffles that analyzing keeps

3:18

and giving him them because and one of the

3:20

need I'm in and I'm just trying to get

3:22

nieces and him because he will eat like seven

3:24

things and I'm like if I. Eat when were

3:26

frozen waffles for you I think I'm going

3:29

to pass out. The thing I've discovered, especially

3:31

when you're going out to eat a restaurant

3:33

or something, is the don't order something too

3:35

big for yourself and whatever you're ordering for

3:37

him makes heard something you like because chances

3:40

are you're gonna you're gonna be eating both.

3:42

Hundred percent in most things that kids. Eat.

3:45

There are things I like suggests.

3:47

You know what? I actually have the talent

3:49

of that talk toddler so it works out

3:51

really well. So no, I get a serious

3:53

macaroni and cheese. Ah, Damn it, these

3:56

dyno nineties and rather asset

3:58

find out of it laughing

4:00

you Googled. Of

4:02

the history of Liberia. And

4:04

just some light reading and or know why. I

4:06

was just thinking about. oh I remember

4:09

now I was what I was watching

4:11

an episode of Madam Secretary that me

4:13

my partner of Obsessive we gotten into

4:15

or it's currently on Netflix. I love

4:17

that it's like it's less clever then

4:19

West Wing. And it's less

4:22

funny than veep. is this nice in

4:24

between place that like easy enough to

4:26

watch with good acting and there's conversation

4:28

and thinking involves. But it's also a

4:31

family show that was formerly on Cbs

4:33

and I'm forty now and that's my

4:35

demographic. It's meant for you, It's meant

4:37

for me. Is

4:40

an Alaskan is what you know more about. The new

4:42

said. Baseball? certainly. That says

4:44

some people might say know anything about

4:46

baseball is too much. but I know.

4:49

The History of Baseball. I've seen That Can

4:51

Burn series like a million times. I've read

4:53

so many baseball books as a kid like

4:56

see like them a the Money while I

4:58

do. Ah, I do.

5:00

And. Question. Is

5:02

are I do. Question marks is a thing

5:05

is like it's funny because it's It's a

5:07

sports movie book that's more for like a

5:09

baseball mass. The movie I love math. So

5:11

that's how I love that movie am obsessed

5:13

with It is. That I'd love analytics

5:15

as a tool and I know lot of

5:18

people like don't like that because it's like

5:20

it's killing it. Nerds are taking over and

5:22

that they everything is and peppers and like

5:24

a time a like that in a weird

5:27

way to do something just about it sir

5:29

you know that nerds are taking over professional

5:31

sports with their math. yep and also with

5:34

it's not to say that you the game

5:36

still isn't beautiful and isn't fun to watch

5:38

where there's something about the the ability to

5:40

know things that have before we just took

5:43

the chance like timer. A kind of

5:45

think is cool. I love their I played

5:47

softball and so I. Always love going to

5:49

baseball games and my husband's out like always. like

5:51

I don't think I could ever go to a

5:54

baseball game unless there was really good food. And

5:56

my dear and look there's always good food and

5:58

by good I mean like. The Baseball:

6:00

Thirty as. In like it's been out all

6:02

day but. Does your family of it is?

6:04

I suppose you're what was your most

6:07

your team high school our out in

6:09

the and it's yeah no I wasn't

6:11

I wasn't actually good. I went on

6:13

because I wanted to wear the uniform

6:15

which I called a costume. Up.

6:21

Yeah is is a tough

6:23

to sit war with the

6:25

costume, the uniform your is

6:27

your ah see a girl.

6:29

You're an adult wearing children's

6:31

clothing a hundred. Percent and I looked

6:33

so good and I got a photo and not

6:35

was all I needed. Moved. Right on.

6:38

Baseball players are ridiculous because like they

6:40

take it so seriously like professional ball

6:42

players, I'm like you're wearing an Oriole,

6:45

a cartoon Oreal with a smile on

6:47

your shirt. Like literally answer, see through

6:49

I can see your underwear. And why

6:51

are you wearing a belt? Like we

6:54

know, this isn't a real job. Like

6:56

you know elastic exists, You're pretending you're

6:58

lying face or tight. My friend, that

7:00

a sign up. As a young enough

7:03

to have. A. Simple.

7:07

Down again of a real job of

7:09

a bowl tickets and superficial as. Far

7:12

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and then the subscribe button. What?

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Is the most embarrassing or funniest encounter

9:07

you've had with a famous person. Well,

9:09

I don't say. That.

9:11

I don't follow pop culture

9:13

and. And

9:16

so and in fact, I headed

9:18

a. Talk show which you can still

9:20

find online. called under Rocks and signal

9:22

tara where I don't invite but my

9:24

producers and send the same as first

9:26

and onto the show. And

9:28

I would interview them and trying to figure out who they

9:30

were. And. So it was

9:33

all. Because I walk

9:35

around completely clueless. Test?

9:37

Genius. And and example was

9:39

after I left the. Star

9:42

Trek wrap party in Toronto as going

9:44

back to my hotel. And

9:47

it was. Packed. The

9:49

party was packed and dumb I

9:51

was standing in the lobby of

9:53

my hotel. Afterwards with the creator

9:55

the so. And we're talking.

9:58

And. The Slim and comes around. Corner and she

10:01

said hi tech and I said

10:03

hey I was really confused. I

10:05

sars she looked vaguely vaguely familiar

10:07

and ages since hi. This.

10:10

Is wait a minute where users said see I'm.

10:13

A Star Trek rap.

10:16

And she says. No.

10:19

It's me. Anne Hathaway.

10:21

And. Ah and she said i met you

10:24

at the back cancer. And I

10:26

and I was like about get me.

10:28

Outta here in the open

10:30

a business know it's an

10:32

hopelessly of. Course

10:34

you are as as you. Wrap

10:37

party and so I get a hotel

10:39

room. I call her life and I

10:41

told her. And. Stephanie that

10:43

this is like oh my

10:45

God And she said first.

10:48

Of. All I remember watching you

10:50

Meet Her backstage. At decks concert and

10:52

she said and for and second of all,

10:54

I love that that's how she tries to

10:56

jog your memory. And me Anne Hathaway from

10:58

the Back concert in the back on

11:01

Thirty said what she said is said

11:03

to you is i man hath away.

11:05

From. Anne Hathaway Focus

11:07

from Being Anne Hathaway?

11:10

Yes, seventies, Your? As

11:12

any rate, yeah, it's.

11:14

You need to have Stephanie like kinda

11:16

like on Devil Wears Prada, were like

11:18

the assistant like has all of this

11:21

like names as ends in okay there

11:23

is a scene where I'm at the

11:25

assistant you Meryl Streep basically has like

11:27

or Rolodex as everyone this the. Party

11:29

with like names and photos in the

11:31

give you like a low down see

11:33

know the person seventy needs it's are

11:35

doing that for years without area so

11:37

you don't just like go to were

11:39

you a threat posed by you can

11:42

sit as so so horrifying. Oh my

11:44

god of and of what was your

11:46

first job My first job was i'm

11:48

at a pizza delivery plays who fund

11:50

how old are you I was sixteen.

11:52

And a surrender.

11:54

Elements, all these links, rock and roll,

11:56

me this and guys and of and

11:58

then them. They all were. The Pizza

12:00

Place. And damn this place to

12:02

work. They got me a job

12:04

there and. And. I still to this

12:07

day say that would be the job that I

12:09

would do. Is say if I wouldn't doing

12:11

what I do now says. Cause.

12:13

He gets his drive around smelling

12:15

pizza. So. Dream. You

12:17

can listen to music. And.

12:20

You get cold hard cash in her

12:22

hands and you drop off the pizza.

12:25

Boom. Don't even support it. Boom Boom

12:27

has it's own with your go to

12:29

me all right now do have one

12:31

that you just eat constantly. My go

12:34

to kneel. A plant based.

12:36

Annum. I really love.

12:40

Polls. Today I

12:42

love I love the

12:44

and grains. And sweet potatoes

12:47

and kill an. Avocado

12:50

and just idle mushrooms sell my

12:52

height he lie salsa you like

12:54

a snake good saucer know I

12:56

have court mainly what I really

12:58

love is t good to Geico

13:01

matters that his money that's my

13:03

thing. I love salsa that I.

13:05

Mean: Who Who love Peter De Gale?

13:08

By. A plant this for awhile and it

13:10

was like exciting He was like a fun

13:12

the engine to below my gosh where can

13:15

i go x I love it and then

13:17

you like almost wanna take people that aren't

13:19

because you're like see how good this specific

13:21

skill constantly proving my whole life would you

13:23

guess that seguin it is like yeah. I

13:27

was it out. I his at a

13:29

party and the our friends got this

13:31

like gore made she's platter and just

13:33

because Stephanie and I are coming like

13:35

a vegan cheese Yeah and I turned

13:37

to this. Woman: Sitting next to

13:39

me and I said oh my god this

13:41

is so till this is not. This

13:44

tastes like regular T is it. You have

13:46

to take a bite and she said the

13:48

by. And sees Six for

13:50

know and Sega is how long

13:52

have you been vague and O

13:55

S. Se physicists

13:57

nothing like to see says

13:59

success. He

14:01

has is that instead of so funny and

14:03

of it's last. Thing that you googled

14:05

a is I fresh on your mind.

14:08

Know. This. Is gonna sound

14:10

sneaky, but it's not at all. What

14:13

I do. When. I get

14:15

offline. At. The end as a

14:17

day is a clear my history. And

14:20

I don't know why I started that.

14:22

Have it? But. My google history?

14:24

what are you looking at that? you're

14:26

like I can not have anybody. Know

14:29

exactly. Is

14:32

this. Ah, so I

14:34

thought. oh I know. Here's.

14:36

Here's that I googled. The

14:38

this place called the Comedy so I

14:40

sounded on my. Son's. The

14:43

Comedy Zone which is

14:45

a comedy club. In.

14:47

The South and I'm gonna be going

14:49

there and I've never perform their i

14:52

don't think maybe I did twenty some

14:54

years ago but it's part of the

14:56

club tour that I'm doing to prepare

14:58

for the I'm. for my special

15:00

and so I looked as. The.

15:03

Charlotte comedies own. Okay,

15:05

it's very. Informative Google that makes

15:07

that's. That. Makes sense He and like a

15:09

very straightforward. Like I did. He knows. He had no no

15:12

no not yet no nonsense. I wanted to see

15:14

if I knew the other comedians that we're going

15:16

to be at the club and and the same

15:18

month that I was gonna be there and. That's

15:21

exciting by the way the sun near

15:23

sir I I just googled i'm how

15:25

tall is Shane from Love is blind

15:27

the best The city's Love is blind

15:29

as a show and again was one

15:31

other contestants on Netflix stats and the

15:34

extent of of my no nonsense until

15:36

I don't know everything about every character

15:38

and watching on television and the whole

15:40

I story and are so larry how

15:42

tall they are suspicious. Oh okay in

15:44

the last one is what do you

15:46

know more about than you should. Probably

15:50

a plant based foods. Okay

15:53

I like it. Is there like of fun

15:55

fact to be like. Best. Fact:

15:57

I've learned recently that scientists. Lou.

16:01

People are early success. Mushrooms

16:03

are full of protein. Oh

16:06

yes. They. Like when he when a man

16:08

like it's so I. Imposing Mushrooms sell

16:10

their yeah it's all their

16:12

describes the he says it's

16:14

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16:16

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