Scot-ty, taught meHow to kick it when you’re chilling in KarateHow to do the wave like you’re riding a tsunamiIt’s his birthday, time to serve him up some hot tea

Mr. last name SavilleLike a warhawk Closing in for the killPretended he was from Australia for a little thrillAnd he’s Better than Lebron when he does the windmill

But it’s all chill, yeah it’s real G-dohSt Patty’s Day he was green like Cee-lo

Fooling all the ladiesAnd he went a little crazyHe’s the captain of the ship, and the chips ahoy mateys

He likes to be nice like Forrest GumpAt the same time closing deals like Donald TrumpHe learned about a model called T-I-P-OBrack can do the robot like C3PO

The other day we learned a bit about negotiationEveryone so excited was like a celebrationEspecially Scott, brough his pen and his paperLike the day of the fight with Luke and Vader

Here we are now down at SOSIt’s his birthday and I bet you can’t guessHow old he is and you better pass the testFor that Big 2-9 he ain’t settling for less