Ja-red to the Willie last name TonderNo one strongerWho can hold a plank longerExcuse me I got a few thoughts right now that I’d like to ponder so allow me the honorHe was born in Colorado where the mountains growWhere they drink lemonade and speak real slowAnd yes that was a quote from LFO but if you weren’t a 90’s kid well i guess you don’t knowStraight out of Alabama rockin southern flowWith a straw hat sitting back playing banjoOn his front porch rocking with a dog at his feet and a truck so-so next to the radioI really couldn’t tell you quite what is age is but he’s breaking new ground like his name’s John SmithIf I had to guess though I’d say 29 cause he’ll knock you out and joke about it like a punch line (breath)Jokes all aside he’s a really cool guy who just wants to make sure that you can stay flyAt the same with his fly swatter in his back pocket just to make sure that you will never tryTo cross his friends and we cannot pretend that it aint his birthday so l hope that you’ll spendA second right now to wish him well, cause all that he wants is some more cowbell