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Yeah, but I just thought that was normal of
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course it wasn't so my home and my front
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room was a wash-up area in the kitchen You
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see I also think of that when I think of your
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childhood, and I think of the pub Pubs,
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and I worked in pubs as a teenager. You know pubs
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are very public places and the
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people who own the pub Have
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they have a status, but also
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their life is a is a bit of
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an open book Yeah, you serve British
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people often might not know this but like
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a lot of my jobs traveling and there's nothing
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like pubs in the world No, like a pub ain't a
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bar You know a pub is like
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the most democratic place on earth like everyone's
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welcome, and I grew up And
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this is a cliche, but it's true like with city
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boys that have got back off of the
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train to Bishop's to Orford Or Adley end and
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they were single moat sort of cigar smoking.
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Yeah, Jag outside Yeah, and then
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there'll be travelers so my two best
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friends were gypsies Right and
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part of their lifestyle was part of my childhood and
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there were farmers and there was the bowls Club OAP's
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Kids family room so you throw in beer
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which is obvious and then you start adding
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Chalk boards and really good food and like
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for me to see a lamb being butchered from whole was
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very normal To have fish on Tuesdays
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and Thursdays Primarily was normal
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the only thing we bought in was puff pastry Right
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and like which you still say people should buy Like
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honestly, I'm not gonna do that and you'll
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never see me do a lesson for making puff
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pastry I mean it's beautiful, but it's we we have
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got better things to do like this too short to laminate
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Yeah, probably we'll do a better job So
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when you think I mean what are the you
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really paint that picture that is very vivid
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and it's in primary colors If you
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were to do that thing of sort of thing What's a fleeting
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memory though? Do you have that sense of sort of fleeting
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memories of sort of sitting up at the bar? Having
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something to eat or what is it?
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I just it's just like I Was
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never bored. I was never lonely. You
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know, I was dyslexic probably hyperactive, you
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know, I don't think I'm ADHD But they probably thought
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I was they probably didn't even know what that meant.
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But in a pub like I'd bounce around
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and I could learn from you know old
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Spitfire pilots and you know and just
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old age pensioners that just would come religiously
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for a sense of community and then you'd
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you know you'd I was I
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never got pocket money I always earned my money. I
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always had a score to any quid
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in my pocket. I always had nice trainers but not because I
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was spoiled because I worked. What were your first jobs
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in the pub? Washing up first, cleaning
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toilets, brushing the brass in the toilets,
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picking up fag butts that the Americans always find
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very funny. When I tell them that I had to
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pick up hundreds and hundreds of fag butts
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Yeah that's a different sort of job over there. And
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cleaning out the bins. I was small so I could
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get in the bin so that sort of solid layer
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of fermenting crap would be like
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you need after every like month you'd
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have to have a proper dig out and that would be me. So
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what you'll learn about child labour in
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history is like in the old days you'd
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look at labour and you'd look at the shape of people just
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like people do on a rugby match you know
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I reckon he could be a good prop. Yeah he definitely
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got up a chimney or down a mine and
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you got in the bin. Yeah it was quite strict. I mean dad
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was amazing like he's an amazing loving
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dad but he still has
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an aversion to people sitting down doing nothing.
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So like he feels uncomfortable
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around idle people. Are
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you the same? I think I've learnt it from
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him. I think like you know hard work is
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you have to work hard and you have to earn your crust
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and like when you'd be outside watering the plants
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and he'd get up on a bench and he'd water me in
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bed and if there were friends doing a sleepover
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they'd all get watered too. Okay. And I'd come up
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east and say come on boy people die
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in bed up you get and he'd get me bottling
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up. But he paid for it. But
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interestingly the Centre pub gave me a sense of
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community and a sense of responsibility and a love
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for people. Like a true love. I just
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don't mind who you would sit me next to at a dinner party.
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Yeah. Like I would find a way to enjoy
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them.
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When did your dyslexia present?
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good
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beers, great wines, amazing service and we're
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gonna live a nice life. Is
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there a bit of you that still like to do that? Of
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course, of course. That was the plan, that was mine and Jaws'
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plan and I met Jaws at 18. How
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did you meet? I met her because
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I obviously failed wonderfully at
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school. So you did sit exams?
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Yeah, but I kind of, most of them were ungraded
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and I got an A in R and
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a C in geology. No,
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I went to catering college and
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I was very lucky because in those days they would pay
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for you if you couldn't get the course you
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wanted, you could go outside of your area
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and I was able to come to London. And
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ironically, I had some mates that were like, it's kind
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of loser, but it was kind of like, but in a friendly
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way. But their idea
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of great was estate agent
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or city boy. But
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I'd have Wednesday half day and
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then I would go home and I'd go to the sixth form
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of my old school, which theoretically I wasn't welcome.
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But I was there and
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then one day this beautiful tall
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brown haired girl just walked past
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and then fell over. She
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just tripped over, she'd never changed, her
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legs are always bruised because she's always bashing into things. But
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she fell over and I went, oh my God,
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totally fell in love straight away. And
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but I was very shy and
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it was at least two years before
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I was able to even string a sentence
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together to ask her on a date. And even when I did that,
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I sounded like Scooby Doo, nothing came out right. I'm all you,
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and she went, sorry, I'm all you, and she went, sorry, what is
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it? Are you all right? And
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I went, would you like to go out for a drink?
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And I took her to Browns in Cambridge, which was the
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most exciting place in Cambridge at that time.
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But yeah, never look back. I don't
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know if I could have done the journey.
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I know I couldn't have done the journey. No, you
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couldn't. I'll tell you if you don't know. I'll tell you. You could.
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Because it's 23 years and five children
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later. Yeah. Yeah. We've
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gone through. everything together and it's
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been a tricky old 23 years as well
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as amazing but that's life life
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that's life what what have
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been I guess the difference is it's a public life
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