In the land of canneries, historic buildings that transform into breweries, and exactly one might column, Katie and Jordan visit maybe Oregon's film mecca: Astoria! (Sung to the tune of Rihanna's 2008 masterpiece "Disturbia".) The city is the oldest American settlement west of the Rockies and one of Katie and Jordan's favorite cities in the Pacific Northwest. 
In 1940, Katie's grandfather drove a team of horses to net salmon out of the Columbia River and Jordan is concerned Tillamook schools are obsessed with Salmon Curriculum and teach about zero other fish. Are there other fish?