Katie and Jordan were evacuated out of Yellowstone National Park and need to tell you all about it. As the snow started to dump, it made the bison look even more magnificent and somehow made the duo think that coyotes were wolves and a single cow elk was somehow a moose. 
The night before the evacuation out of the world's first national park, the pair watched a man in their lodge make a huge mess cutting a cork out of a wine bottle with some scissors and helped a woman who slipped on the grate because it was, "slicker than owl shit", put her on a luggage cart and rolled her back to her room.