Welcome to Everybody Wants to Die, Right?, an experimental, improvisational humor slash storytelling slash conversation slash whatever-I-want-or-need-it-to-be-episode podcast. My name is Steven, and I am whatever it is you think I am, which is none of my business. The first season of Everybody Wants to Die, Right? is all about...what did I just tell you with all those things and slashes? Got it? Good.