0:04

What's up. It's sauce on the side.

0:06

Episode fourteen. I know at some point

0:08

I'm supposed to stop counting, but I don't care.

0:10

I'm not there yet. I think you should stop counting now.

0:13

Why fourteen is a weird place to stop counting.

0:16

Because it's just like you're

0:18

gonna stop eventually. Just now the fact

0:20

that you just said I'm supposed to stop counting.

0:22

Done, done, but i'm supposed to. I

0:24

mean Andrew told me to stop doing it. Now that you both

0:26

told me not to, I think I will can't wait till

0:28

it was up fifteen Yeah, Episode seventy

0:30

five, Hi, Episode two hundred and thirty

0:32

four. God, and I have some ideas

0:35

of stuff that I want to do. So, first

0:37

of all, excited about the guest today. I'm always

0:39

excited about our guests. I think if I have a guest

0:41

i'm not excited about, you just won't hear it because

0:43

it won't be fun. And yes, there are some that I've

0:45

recorded that will never see the light of day. Oh God,

0:48

but ooh, and I gotta get Andrew in here

0:50

later for the burn books. I'm gonna burn his.

0:52

Ass, burn them.

0:53

Okay, he deserves it. Today we

0:56

have one of our security guys

0:58

here at the office, Chris, Officer

1:01

Chris. He's awesome. He

1:03

keeps us safe. You won't really see him,

1:06

but if you try to mess with one of us, he will be around the corner

1:08

take you out. That's what I tell myself. I don't

1:10

think he actually keeps an eye on us. I

1:13

feel like, eh, he's always there.

1:16

I will say he did come to my art show, and he did

1:18

bring a security team with him, none

1:21

of whom helped me out. They were helping everyone

1:23

else. But that's fine, really well,

1:27

because here was the thing at my art show. The entire show

1:29

was there. So I was like, you know what, Okay,

1:31

there are X amount of security people. We need one at the

1:33

VIP area just to keep people from

1:35

stealing purses or whatever because we didn't know what was going

1:38

on. And then I would like somebody with Danielle,

1:40

and I would like somebody with Elvis so that they don't get

1:42

harassed the entire time.

1:43

I'm just trying to I'm recking my brain at this point.

1:45

I just remember those margarita's and yes.

1:49

Shout out to our boys at Gringoes and Jersey

1:51

City for providing the Margarita's and

1:53

Tacos. Who right, We're gonna have to do another

1:56

show at some point. But Officer

1:58

Chris is going to come in because he is not only a

2:00

retired police officer for the NYPD and

2:02

he has a lot of great stories. He also

2:05

now is a private eye. And I

2:07

have to get to the bottom of whatever I can. And I know

2:09

there's probably not a lot he can specifically

2:11

say, but I want to find out some things.

2:14

I don't trust it. Why I

2:16

don't trust it, You'll trust it never. You don't trust me

2:19

private eyes? You know?

2:21

Just no, I'm not paying you to do something

2:23

I could do myself. I'm nosy.

2:25

But oh really, you're gonna show up. You're gonna just sit outside

2:27

someone's apartment for twenty four hours?

2:29

Done that before. Oh twenty four hours is a long

2:31

time. But now I need to get to the bottom of that twenty

2:33

four minutes. Yes, who have

2:35

you rolled up on?

2:37

I can't say, can't say

2:40

that was it someone you were

2:42

dating? Someone someone else was dating? Oh not?

2:44

Oh what I've done it for my friends?

2:47

You need me, call me, girl, call me, beat me if

2:49

you want to reach me. It's gone down. It's

2:52

going down.

2:52

I've done some creepy stuff with friends before, and never for

2:54

myself. Now for my friends, I'm like, yeah,

2:56

hold on, let me put on this hat and glasses

2:59

and roll up Long Island. I

3:02

love it. It's so fun. And just

3:04

watch let me just watch where they're going. That's

3:06

all. That's it. So we got to get to Chris. Let's

3:08

bring in Chris. Chris.

3:13

Chris Chris. He is a former police

3:15

officer now private investigator in our

3:18

security and I

3:20

have so many things that I want to ask you. So

3:22

Chris, thank you for.

3:23

Joining me, Thank you for having me?

3:25

Gandhi, are you nervous? Goodness?

3:28

Should have been? You make me feel nice, nice and easy,

3:31

lull you into it and then.

3:32

Get it's that energy.

3:33

You're good, Okay, excellent.

3:34

So I don't even know where I want to start

3:36

with you, because you have so many stories

3:39

from the time that you are a police officer to

3:41

now working in private investigation. And I'm

3:43

sure just around these

3:46

offices alone, you've seen

3:48

a lot, You've done a lot, you smelled a lot.

3:50

Where do we start?

3:51

I've been here six years?

3:52

Can you believe that you've been here longer than me?

3:54

Where's the time going? What well,

3:57

the police officer. Yeah, I started. Now

3:59

I'm going to show you my age nineteen ninety four.

4:01

Okay.

4:02

I started in the South Bronx by

4:05

the Yankee Stadium area, the forty fourth precinct,

4:08

A rough area, A good place to start

4:10

that you really want to learn policing. I mean, you're

4:12

gonna get your cherry popped right

4:14

away.

4:14

What made you want to become a police

4:17

officer? Because I feel like things are very different

4:19

now. So in nineteen ninety four, what was

4:21

the allure?

4:22

You know? The truth? I did

4:24

have. That show Cops was popular

4:27

in the late eighties watching.

4:28

That, But truth you wanted to wrest a bunch of people without

4:30

their shirts on.

4:31

Yeah, now that's true.

4:34

Growing up for me was more like take every civil

4:36

service exam and see who calls you.

4:38

Okay.

4:39

So I was very happy the NYPD called

4:41

me and I made a twenty five year career out

4:43

of it. I got into private security

4:45

halfway there. I did it on the side, and after

4:48

my journey with the MYPD, I opened up my own

4:51

private investigation protection business.

4:52

And how's that been going?

4:54

Excellent?

4:54

Yeah, I know you did security at my art show.

4:56

That's true, and you guys, I was on one of my

4:58

more exciting events. That was great. That was so

5:00

fun.

5:00

I'm glad you had a good time. We had a good time too. So it was

5:02

very chaotic, there were so many people, but it was awesome.

5:05

You rallied through. You did it.

5:07

Come to work the next day, baby, this is how we

5:09

do it morning. Yeah.

5:12

Chris by the way is definitely our dude

5:14

because he will warn us if there's something sketchy

5:16

going on outside. He will walk us to and from

5:18

our cars. He's always looking out for

5:20

us, and we love you for that.

5:22

So thanks my pleasure.

5:24

But back to being a police officer

5:26

in New York City. What are some of the

5:28

craziest things that you have encountered

5:30

and been part of?

5:32

This story goes well in the bar with a

5:34

glass of wine.

5:35

This is your party story.

5:36

This is my party.

5:39

They're rated R version. I'm

5:41

a rookie learning the job. I'm

5:43

on training. So there's two veteran cops that have

5:45

me in the backseat of the police car teaching

5:48

me the job. I mean, this is literally my

5:50

first week and they get a nine one

5:52

one call. It's a four to twelve shift,

5:55

so that's four to twelve

5:57

midnight. It was the end

5:59

of the night. And in those days, stay used

6:01

to call it four to fours because

6:03

you want to get out at midnight, but you want to go to the bar

6:05

to four in the morning.

6:06

Oh okay, so it's a four to four.

6:08

The young guy's job, especially the night shift,

6:10

it's more for the young single guys. Everybody

6:12

wants to get out and go have a cocktail.

6:14

So when the nine one one call comes

6:17

in of a suspicious odor, oh

6:19

god. The two veterans who know they

6:21

went up, this ain't going to be good

6:23

and it's in the shift, so it's going to be yours, rookie,

6:25

because we're going out. So we go

6:28

up this walk up building where the call was.

6:30

It's like the second floor of

6:32

a foul odor inside of the apartment.

6:35

Knock on the door, nobody's answering.

6:37

You can hear TV blasting inside

6:39

the apartment. So I

6:42

go. Well. The procedure by the police academy

6:44

is called emergency service. They're like the swat

6:46

guys for the NYPD. They

6:49

come in with a battering ram and they'll break the door. They

6:51

laugh and say, now that don't work here, kid, You're

6:54

not in the academy, and we're in the streets, knock

6:56

on a neighbor's door. Neighbors says, oh,

6:58

it's a single lady that lives and there. We haven't seen

7:00

in a while. We were the ones they called it's just the

7:03

stench. Oh god, the stench.

7:04

Was really bad.

7:06

Oh yeah, it's gonna get worse. So

7:09

the veteran cops say, really easy, go up

7:11

to the roof, walk down

7:13

the fire skate so it's six stories,

7:16

come down to the second floor, break the

7:18

window, get in and unlock the door. We

7:21

handle things our way. You know, we don't go outside

7:23

resources. Welcome to the job, kid,

7:25

breaking and entering.

7:26

Let's figure this out.

7:27

Basically, I go up to the roof.

7:29

And here's the part I didn't tell you, Gandhi when I said

7:31

I was taking

7:33

every civil service exam, the only one I

7:35

wouldn't take was the fire department because I'm scared

7:37

of heights.

7:38

Ah okay.

7:39

Now I'm on this rooftop, huge building, like

7:41

the Yankee Stadium, Ario, all those buildings, and

7:46

I looked down and I'm like, oh no.

7:49

I put one step on the fire scape and

7:51

you could feel the fire scape

7:53

moving and you could see the dust coming out of the screws

7:56

like I'm so old. Yeahs.

7:58

Then there's another stench because you shit yourself.

8:00

Well, I got blotches, I discovered. I

8:02

never knew this that I created blotches all

8:04

over my neck. And I'm like, oh no, what

8:07

a pussy. Battle

8:09

through it. Walk down, Get

8:11

to this kitchen window. Take

8:13

my flashlight. Back in those days, they were big

8:15

mag lights. Break the window.

8:17

Try to open it. First, it wouldn't open, it was locked.

8:20

Break the window. Climb in

8:22

because at the end of the day, your job is to make sure somebody

8:24

is not in need. So you got to get in there. And

8:27

there's this little chuala and he's biting

8:29

my caf come down in the kitchen and I

8:32

hear the TV blasting. Happened

8:34

to be the TV show Cheers. Okay,

8:36

to this day, if I see Cheers, I'll always remember

8:39

this story. The stench is

8:41

so bad. What I did. I

8:44

kept putting my nose in my armpit to

8:46

smell my right card to try to get

8:48

a relief. As I'm walking to

8:50

the.

8:51

Front door, I would have thrown really bad.

8:52

It's really bad. Now, it's really really bad.

8:55

And obviously this is a call that more

8:57

than likely by the veterans. Was da

9:00

dead on arrival, which is a summertime,

9:02

which could be a really bad smell. But I see

9:05

a corpse on the couch.

9:07

Oh, and it has what

9:09

looks appears to be a fetus, and

9:12

the fetus has maggots. Ew,

9:15

so tells me this is an old had to

9:17

be there a few days.

9:18

So my feet is do you mean that she had given

9:21

birth or somebody ripped a baby out

9:23

of her?

9:23

The end of the investigation with the Emmy and

9:25

the detective squads, Yes, she turned

9:27

out she had a heart disease. She was

9:30

alone and died giving birth

9:32

right on her couch.

9:33

Oh my god, horrible poor

9:35

thing.

9:35

Did you vomit?

9:36

I didn't vomit, but I definitely up chucked. Whatever

9:38

is that? How you say that?

9:40

Oh like a little bit of the like in your mouth?

9:42

Yeah? Correct? You tasted your dinner at seven

9:45

people.

9:46

That's gonna make me split piece soup.

9:48

At this great Jewish deli on a hund sixty

9:51

Yankee court court deli. I

9:53

don't know if they're still there.

9:54

Did it ruin the split peace soup?

9:55

For yeah? Oh it the split piece soup and cheers?

9:57

Never again.

9:58

I don't know if you're ever going to get me to watch it out and watched

10:00

tears and.

10:02

That's just one of I'm sure many things to say.

10:04

You're correct, it was twenty five years of this and

10:06

that particular body. By the way, the

10:09

arm was missing. Oh yeah,

10:11

she didn't have an arm.

10:12

And how's that?

10:13

It was so rigmortous that under

10:16

the couch the dog had

10:18

her arm.

10:20

Wait a minute, yeah, wait the

10:22

chihuahua.

10:23

Correct, so are

10:25

nasty workman?

10:27

Her arm fell off. I know the dog pulled

10:29

it off because of how deceased the Bible

10:32

was and it was under the

10:34

couch. Had to watch on it. You never

10:36

forget that image and the dog was playing with it.

10:38

And this is your I tell this story at a bar story.

10:41

Oh yeah, and people love it.

10:42

This could be a killer You just got to know it's

10:44

a killer story.

10:45

I have to say. I know my audience a little bit, and

10:47

I think they're going to have really I can't say enjoy

10:50

it because it's disturbing, but

10:52

we'll be interested in it. How about that?

10:54

That's fine.

10:55

As a police officer in the nineties into the

10:57

two thousands, what is the most

10:59

common that you see here in the city?

11:02

Assaults, domestic was. Yeah,

11:04

it was one of your heaviest I

11:06

used to say Cupid's bad arrow maybe,

11:09

But there was a lot of domestic halls, a

11:11

lot of disputes, neighbor disputes.

11:13

Obviously, with all these buildings in

11:15

all these boroughs, neighborly dispute is

11:17

just like every five minutes. Well, I'm calling nine one one

11:19

on you. Two people can't get along, and I'm gonna

11:21

call nine one. I'm gonna call namb one. We're gonna call nine

11:23

one one. Then your big crimes

11:26

like felonies of assaults

11:28

with injury.

11:29

Now, shootings and stabbings. Shootings

11:32

in the city at least now are

11:34

not as high as other people would

11:36

assume that they would be for New York City, right, because it's

11:38

hard to get a gun here. Am I wrong about

11:41

this? Or am I right about this?

11:42

Yeah? It depends. I mean, if you have the resources

11:44

like a gang banger, and guy,

11:47

really I do, really, you go the

11:49

gang banger. They have those resources

11:51

and a lot of it comes from the South. It's a big thing

11:53

of course, driving down there and you know

11:55

there is plenty of guns. But you're right,

11:57

the common person, the resource of

11:59

just getting a firearm, I would imagine

12:02

it is difficult.

12:03

So let's talk about the city. Now,

12:05

we all know the city has definitely changed. The

12:07

pandemic, a lot of stuff got weird.

12:09

People were let out of jail. Bail

12:11

reform has been would we call it bail

12:14

reform? Yeah? How do you feel

12:16

about this city right now?

12:18

It's it's tough. It has changed. I'm

12:21

certainly one hundred percent proof because

12:23

I have a security business and a lot of my clients

12:25

are now hiring me just to protect their homes

12:28

in the city because of the

12:30

changes on their blocks. It

12:32

could just be as simple as drug users

12:35

or somebody who uses their front

12:37

stairs or underneath their brownstone as a porter

12:39

party. Oh, being a New

12:41

Yorker, you know, born and raised here, my

12:44

issues to quality alife. There's a policy

12:46

where you can't really police that right

12:48

now, the urine eating and you

12:50

know, all the little petty things that sounds like it's

12:53

nonsense, and you definitely they

12:55

definitely had to do something about it. I mean, you can't just flood

12:57

the system with quality of life. But now

13:00

now it seems like it went too far the

13:02

other way.

13:02

So being someone on the inside

13:05

of all of this, do you think that there is

13:07

a fix. What is the solution? Because they're right, you can't

13:09

flood the prisons, But what.

13:10

Do you do? Great question, and I

13:12

truthfully have to say I don't know. Part

13:14

of it is younger cops. I think is good

13:17

because if you have older cops like

13:19

myself, where you've been on the job during

13:21

the days of you can

13:23

lock them up and that's it and let

13:25

the courts deal with it. Those guys

13:28

are burnt out because the new way, you

13:30

know what I mean, you need a young mind, You need a nice

13:33

young guy to come in and have to

13:35

know how to deal with this more. I

13:38

would say with honey.

13:40

Absolutely though I mean I clearly am not a

13:42

politician. I don't know how the money works. But it would seem

13:45

as though a lot of these people who were let out

13:47

of jail, prison, whatever it was, have

13:50

mental issues and there needs

13:52

to be some sort of mental help and a

13:54

facility for people who do not have

13:56

jobs, who are homeless, who are on the street, who are the people

13:59

shitting underneathone's brownstone or pissing on the

14:01

side of the road.

14:01

That's a great, good point. I would have

14:03

disagreed a few years ago. I would

14:06

have said, no, that's bullshit, and you commit

14:08

the crime. That's it. You gotta you know, doing

14:11

what I do now to security at against

14:13

somebody's blocks. And let's face it,

14:15

the truth of the matter is the blocks I'm doing

14:18

are people that probably are a little

14:20

more privileged because they could afford secure Of

14:23

course, my daughter says that all the time. Who has crippling

14:25

anxiety? She goes, Oh, god, Dad, I

14:27

wish I had one hundred dollars an hour to pay

14:29

some guy to stand in front of my house all day, I

14:32

would sleep amazing.

14:33

Oh yeah.

14:35

But the truth of the matter is there's

14:38

a guy I dealt with, and

14:40

what I tried to do. If I have a situation

14:43

where there's a reoccurring

14:45

event of somebody annoying the

14:47

neighborhood, I do try

14:50

to get to know him. It's the best way because

14:52

I can't go to the distation attorney. I can't go

14:54

to that local priest. And if I walk into the priests and

14:56

say, hey, this guy's shitting on the street, they're gonna

14:58

laugh at me too bad. So

15:00

I can't physically harm them, nor would I.

15:04

So the one or two cases I

15:06

had, I mean, these guys are just mentally

15:08

ill, and they really are. I don't think they

15:10

wake up in the morning and say I just want to

15:12

hang out, run up and down the block and do drugs and use

15:15

it as a bathroom. So I

15:17

don't know the answer on how do we get this

15:19

taken care of? It's it's good, it's

15:21

gonna be tough.

15:22

Well, it's a good thing that you are a retired police officer

15:25

now, so you don't have to worry about that.

15:26

Yeah, well that's it. That's

15:28

right.

15:29

It's crazy thinking that you're retired too, because when I hear

15:31

retired, I think somebody who's like in their sixties maybe

15:33

seventies, and you're obviously too young

15:35

for that.

15:36

But okay, fight apartment. You

15:38

get to do twenty years and get out not anymore,

15:40

and now it's more but my day, So you're

15:42

right. I retired at forty eight forty

15:45

seven and a half years old. People are like, you can't retire.

15:48

Funny. I thought I could live in golf for the

15:50

rest of my life on my New York City police pension.

15:52

How's that That only lasted about a year, And I really

15:55

that ain't happening. Okay, you got to go out and get

15:57

a second living.

15:58

Word to the wise. Now let's talk about your second

16:00

living. Yes, now you are a private investigator.

16:02

Yes, now you get to see all the juicy

16:05

stuff. And in my head

16:08

when I think private investigator, I think somebody

16:10

sitting in their car with a hat and glasses,

16:12

following cheaters around. What is the majority

16:14

of.

16:14

Your work, magnum p I right, the Hollywood

16:16

part of get to travel around and drive a Ferrari.

16:19

Yes, yeah, that's that's not happening.

16:21

Because who would notice a Ferrari?

16:23

Following there is a lot of domestic and

16:26

the biggest thing with domestic first, when you get a

16:28

call from a client, I really tend to

16:30

just only do it if I get a call from an attorney.

16:33

If I'm not dealing with an attorney, then it's

16:35

like, well wait, I'm not just going to find out something

16:37

and give you the information. I don't know what you're gonna do. You I

16:40

kill the person. So I like

16:42

to a good private eye or

16:44

a smart private eye usually just wants

16:46

to deal with an attorney for like a divorce case.

16:49

And in New York State there is no such thing

16:51

as adultery. It's not going to work for court. No,

16:53

it's just a moral thing. Maybe there's kids

16:56

involved, Maybe mom

16:58

wants to say your dad was a cheater, or wants

17:00

to say your mom was a cheater. Because it's going to

17:02

get ugly now. And this is why. There's a lot of reasons

17:04

why. And let's face it, you want to know the

17:07

other jobs. Occasional insurance

17:09

jobs are big. I've worked

17:12

out with people filming

17:15

them. They had no idea. I have like hidden body

17:17

cameras and they're not supposed to be in

17:19

the gym working out.

17:20

Oh, because they're like disabled or there's something horrible

17:22

that has caused a workman's comp injury.

17:23

Oh. I have insurance companies that reach out to

17:26

me and I'll join the gym for a month and

17:28

I'll walk in literally say hey, can I work in with

17:30

you? We're both lifting weights and

17:33

you're getting video.

17:34

I didn't know insurance companies did that. This explains

17:36

where all the money's going.

17:37

There's all it's workmen's comp. This

17:39

comp is big, so interesting.

17:42

So do any of the people that you're investigating find

17:44

out that you are investigating?

17:46

Yeah, usually it's funny.

17:48

I always think that too. I had an adultry

17:50

case. Here's one and I yeah,

17:53

this is a here. This is a good one

17:55

with changing everything because I assure you discreet,

17:58

I will never ever give up any kind or speak

18:00

about any client. But this was

18:03

the attorney reached out to me to

18:05

find this couple that

18:08

was dating, and it was for the

18:11

husband. The husband's attorney said, my wife,

18:14

you know, to find his wife out on a date. So

18:17

we had a night on the town and they had a concert

18:19

in Lower Manhattan, one of these small venues

18:22

which she wasn't aware of. The

18:24

iPhone but she didn't know

18:27

is married to the iPad.

18:29

I feel like that happens so much.

18:32

Out there. Clean your shit up. Your

18:35

iPad might be saying everything your

18:37

iPhone. Those I get that a lot, at least at least

18:39

three occasions when they get hit

18:41

with that. If however, they do it like

18:43

aha, look at what we got. I always think back,

18:45

like the expression of their faces. It's

18:47

got to be horrible.

18:48

It's got to be I mean, could you imagine, have you so

18:51

you've never had somebody figure out that

18:53

it was you and then confront

18:55

you about it later during

18:57

you try.

18:58

To be a mystery person. Get some shots.

19:00

And that's why better people that taught

19:02

me this job try to deal with

19:04

like a third party attorney, have no point of

19:06

contact in and out. Now,

19:09

if you came to me and said, hey, my boyfriend's

19:11

cheating on me. My husband's cheating on me. I live with

19:13

him, no lawyer's involved. I just want to

19:15

know. I personally, I would recommend

19:17

somebody for you. It'll take your money. I

19:19

don't want to get involved in that because I don't know what you're

19:21

going to do if I come back and give you all the footage.

19:24

I bet I. So I have a theory

19:26

about cheating, going through phones, hiring

19:28

investigators. I think once it gets

19:30

to that point where you feel the need to pick up

19:33

somebody's phone and go through it, it's over. Just

19:35

call it thank you, Because even

19:38

if I'm the type of person, you can never prove a negative

19:40

right. You can never prove something did not happen.

19:43

You can only ever prove that it did happen. So

19:45

just because you don't find something, in

19:47

my head, if you come back and you're like, listen and I follow this

19:49

person around, I never found anything,

19:52

then I'm thinking, Okay, it doesn't mean it didn't happen.

19:54

You just didn't find anything.

19:55

That's right.

19:55

The trust is gone at that point, it's broken.

19:58

Just move on. There's something wrong, whether it's the whether

20:00

it's to you, whether it's the two of you together. Once you

20:02

get to that point, I just can't imagine ever.

20:04

Actually I have a GPS. Now that's

20:06

also very interesting. You can't just legally

20:09

GPS. There's a whole system

20:11

on how you have to do that on somebody's car.

20:13

Oh really? Yes, I've watched a lot of Breaking Bad.

20:15

Are you sure that's it? Breaking Back the

20:17

Chicken Polo places? Putting it on

20:19

Walter, that's it because

20:22

of that episode. I have so many friends with

20:24

Kai Bardi GPS you have. I just want to see where my girl

20:26

is going. I want the tracker if you're feeling that

20:28

way like and then I come from the maybe

20:31

the old school, and don't want to say I'm tougher, but

20:34

I don't want to know. No happy I'm

20:36

in my relationship. I'm happy, we're

20:38

happy. If that's something that's going on, I

20:40

don't want to investigate. If it's I'm gonna

20:42

know if you're really gonna do it throughout our relationship.

20:44

I think I'm gonna see some tail signs.

20:46

So that was gonna be my question. How does this translate

20:48

into your personal life. Are you

20:50

constantly looking around and observing things,

20:52

or do you try to keep them separate and say, yeah,

20:55

I'm not gonna poke around. I'm just gonna live

20:57

this separate life.

20:57

It never ever affects me. I actually look at it.

21:00

Like, because you're married, right right, I'm.

21:02

Married a long time. We were like high school

21:04

sweethearts, so yeah, we're at

21:06

that point. I think now my wife actually,

21:08

long as her bills are paid, she

21:10

would just throw me out of house. Marriage

21:16

long marriage. As you get older, there's less

21:18

and less people checking you out.

21:20

I don't know about that, all right, all

21:22

right,

21:31

my boyfriend and I will I can't even say

21:33

argue. But I'm not jealous at all. I

21:36

just think, oh, I think you're cute, so I assume other people

21:38

are gonna think you're cute. And we were at a resort

21:40

not too long ago, and this woman swam up to him and I

21:42

was standing right next to him, and she starts

21:44

going on and on about he's handsome and look

21:46

at these tattoos, asking about.

21:48

I met him at the tattoo gallery. He's a

21:51

handsome. He's a handsome boy.

21:52

Pain in my ass, But you

21:54

know, this woman's talking to him. So I just swam

21:56

away because I was like, you know what, and go

21:59

ahead do your thing. She saw me standing here.

22:01

She gives no fucks, so I'm not

22:03

your security. So I just swam off and let them finish

22:06

talking. And he said, how could you do

22:08

that? I can't believe you would just leave me there. First of

22:10

all, you're a grown man. You can take care of yourself

22:12

with this woman. But I didn't want to be the person

22:14

in their cod blocking and it's

22:17

hot, thanks.

22:17

It's a turn on, a

22:20

turn off. And I have

22:22

one an older school, high school sweet art type

22:24

wife where she would look at me in the background shaking

22:27

her head like nice. As I'm engaged in the conversation

22:29

where I'm like, all right, can we do this later. It's like

22:32

way to Rockey.

22:32

I don't even care if people are flirting. I think go ahead,

22:35

have fun, enjoy yourself. We'll see where you go this

22:37

evening.

22:37

I'm flirty, you are flirt with It's it's

22:39

just more good energy, right. You just know

22:41

the level. I know the level. It ends at

22:43

the bottom.

22:44

So, speaking of that level working in

22:46

private investigation, is there a

22:48

common thread that you notice before

22:51

you actually catch someone in the act a behavior

22:53

that you're like, yeah, they're cheating.

22:56

Ah, yeah, what is it? Yeah?

22:58

Two cell phones phones

23:00

is without a doubt.

23:02

You know, if you, if you, if you're significant

23:05

other has two cell phones and it's not a work phone.

23:07

But then again, it can be a work phone. They

23:09

can utilize it. Yep, two

23:11

cell phones is. I'll say half the

23:14

time, let's not because now I'm going to start fights

23:16

with all these people that two cell phones.

23:18

Two cell phones is one after

23:21

dinner disappearing. If

23:24

I gotta take a ride, I gotta run out and get something

23:26

from the store, I forgot something that usually

23:29

could be that, like I got to make that quick phone

23:31

call. Hey, you know what's going on the.

23:33

Majority of your clients are they men? Are they women? Or

23:35

is it split?

23:36

You know, it's it's it was in

23:38

the beginning when I started this. Obviously

23:40

it's more men, but it's

23:43

women are catching up. Yeah, yeah, they're

23:45

they're coming around, they're coming around.

23:48

Wait, so the clients are men or the clients

23:50

are women?

23:51

Are more female clients catching

23:53

the men? But that has changed?

23:55

Really? Yeah?

23:56

That do you think it's because

23:58

women are getting stupid or they're cheating?

24:00

I have my theory. I think tell

24:03

us, Bravo, okay, TV shows

24:05

women see moore of being exposed

24:08

Internet just more of that kind of gossip

24:10

type. And then they're like, you know what, I do like that guy

24:12

in the gym, he is cute. You know what, I'm gonna live my

24:14

best life?

24:15

Or so you think social media has made people

24:18

TV and social media has made people more

24:20

apt to cheat.

24:21

Sure, Now let me ask you this, Chris.

24:23

You have two daughters to their adults. Yes,

24:25

they're dating. Yes, you meet the dude

24:28

they're dating, or the girl they're dating, whatever it is.

24:30

You don't do some snooping. Come on, man, So.

24:32

This is funny. I'm meeting my daughter, my older

24:34

it's their name's Jessica. She's gonna be twenty

24:37

five, meeting her boyfriend for

24:39

the first time this Friday. She's

24:41

been dating him for a few months and now it's

24:43

time to But how do I say a confession

24:46

I have when we're on air?

24:48

But go ahead, I run them,

24:50

Yes, as you should. I want to run

24:52

them. And I'm not even a cop. I don't know how you don't do it.

24:54

Love clients to come to me and they

24:56

want a general comprehensive run

24:59

and people go, that's horrible. No, it ain't fuck

25:01

that. Why would you want

25:04

to know about some I want to know his probably work

25:06

history. Yes, I want to know if he was arrested.

25:08

Credit score and I wouldn't and I'd.

25:10

Have no problem credit score. Leans,

25:14

that's right. I want to know everything about

25:16

this person. So yeah, that answers that

25:18

for sure.

25:19

Okay, So let me ask you, this got a lot

25:21

of interesting personalities in this building. You

25:23

run them.

25:24

I have not run anybody in.

25:26

This You haven't. I don't even believe that.

25:28

I don't even believe that for a second.

25:30

I have

25:32

not run anybody in this building.

25:35

I would never do that. There have to be some

25:37

interesting people around here doing

25:39

some interesting shit. Yeah, and you're

25:41

not allowed to talk about.

25:42

It, are you? No? No? But yeah, it's a colorful

25:44

building, that's for sure.

25:45

I bet it is.

25:45

We have all shapes and sizes as

25:48

far as.

25:48

The colorful Okay, can you say this, as far as

25:50

the colorful people go? Right, which

25:53

station gives you the most to

25:55

deal with? I think I know it?

25:57

Right?

25:57

But which? Because you only walk you know certain people

25:59

out of this building?

26:00

Right? Right? Well? Right? Power

26:03

definitely has more people

26:05

looking to get with them. We've

26:07

had that from time

26:10

to time.

26:10

Well, they're also a lot more controversial. There

26:12

you go, they're out there, they start shit. We don't really start

26:14

shit over here.

26:15

WR. I've had three Oh

26:17

yeah, they start too here you go. I've had three

26:19

cases with WOLR. We

26:22

had to do again power in WLR.

26:24

We had to do a super like get a whole team

26:26

out here and just beyond high alert.

26:29

What's the craziest thing you've seen happen around here?

26:31

We had a guy in Tribeca

26:33

who came by looking for one of

26:35

our talent, and he was

26:37

out here at four o'clock in the morning. So that

26:39

alone alarms me because that's motivation.

26:41

Yeah, oh yeah, you're up early waiting.

26:43

That shows some good motivation. We

26:45

asked him if he needed anything. The security at

26:47

the front desk. You know, it's a suit. We call that a

26:49

suit because it shows the first sign

26:51

of authority. You got a suit on the lobby security.

26:54

Hi, is there anything I can help you with? Because he's standing

26:56

right at the window and it's four o'clock.

26:57

In These guys are the first ones out.

26:59

There twenty four

27:01

hours. So the guy on the midnight shift would be

27:03

the one that will alert me.

27:04

Oh for Anthony, here you go.

27:06

And this was at this time was in Tribeca, which

27:08

was Steve Sure And Anthony, by the way, is amazing,

27:11

he really is.

27:12

He was great too.

27:13

Yeah, he was funny. I got a call from Anthony

27:15

this morning for something like he's just so good. They're

27:17

great. The guy said to the overnight

27:20

security guy at four o'clock in the morning, Fuck you, free

27:22

country. I'm out here. Don't tell me what I got to do. Mind

27:25

you business. Then I have to

27:27

roll up and again

27:30

just stand here. And now I'm not going to engage with him,

27:32

because He's right, it's a free country. You could

27:34

stand in front of a building at four o'clock in the morning. So

27:36

now the job details where I have to

27:38

stand there to try not to make it

27:40

like I'm watching him, but I'm watching him to wait

27:43

to see. As far as our procedures,

27:45

we will just have talents stay home that

27:47

day, really work from home.

27:49

There you go. There are so many times, because

27:51

you know, we all walk in from different places all

27:53

the time, so you never even know where somebody's coming from, or if they're

27:56

coming up through the basement whatever. But every

27:58

now and then at the old building would see

28:00

somebody looking outside and we would just walk by and be like, hey,

28:02

Steve, I think someone's here for Charlotta Magne. This

28:05

is always like, I know you said some shit yesterday

28:08

and here yeah,

28:10

yeah, yeah, here it goes.

28:11

I love it.

28:12

That's funny. So nothing nothing

28:15

too crazy with the people

28:17

here. And if it was, you wouldn't even be able

28:19

to tell me anyway. That's right, we'll talk off

28:21

the air, Chris, what

28:23

about celebrities like you have to again? I

28:26

know you are Yeah, you can't see that because

28:28

this is a podcast, but Chris has a big old grint

28:30

on his face. I will find out. But I can't tell

28:32

you how about celebrities because I know

28:34

that you've done with deal dealt with a lot

28:36

of them. Yeah, yes, without using a name.

28:39

Are you allowed to say some crazy

28:41

things that you have seen within the celebrity world, like a page

28:43

six type of thing.

28:44

Sure, blind item.

28:46

Right, blind item? Celebrities.

28:49

Uh. Even my experience

28:51

in the police department before I was doing

28:53

private security, we

28:56

caught one celebrity in

28:59

the meat past area,

29:02

which is in Lower Manhattan, performing oral

29:04

sex on the

29:07

prostitute. Oh a male prostitute.

29:10

Fascinating.

29:11

Yeah, in his suv with his driver was

29:14

out getting coffee.

29:15

So that was quick.

29:16

My thing is like, you got all this money in the world, get

29:19

a room. Another one was fun

29:21

was I was called

29:24

at the Ritz Calton on Central

29:26

Park back with

29:29

a certain celebrity. You can guess it. I'll

29:31

shake my head. I didn't work for him, so I didn't

29:33

sign to an NDA so I could say it during

29:35

the Was it Denise.

29:37

Richardson Charlie Sheena?

29:40

That incident was

29:42

an incident of like an assault. Charlie

29:44

Sheen had an issue in a hotel room.

29:47

I wasn't working, but the manager told me, you

29:49

know he was at There was nine

29:51

one one calls. Yeah, and

29:53

then there was a celebrity who loved

29:56

prostitution coming to his room.

29:59

He would stay, of course I can't say his

30:01

name. He would hire security and

30:04

he would rent the whole floor just so nobody

30:06

else was up there and just have escorts come like all

30:09

weekend. And that was Central

30:11

Park Hotel.

30:12

Sounds like a party.

30:13

It's a party.

30:14

Speaking about NDAs, I have some questions about

30:16

this. So with a lot of the

30:19

Diddy and Cassie stuff that we have seen when

30:21

it comes to an NDA, even take

30:23

him out of it. Just in general, when it comes to an NDA.

30:26

How protected is somebody by

30:28

an NDA if they're committing a crime, Like,

30:31

are you never supposed to talk about it? Do you

30:33

get in trouble if you blow the whistle

30:35

on somebody because they're doing something horrible and you've signed

30:37

an NDA.

30:38

I mean the legal answer to that is if

30:40

you're subpoena or authorities are

30:42

questioning you, now the NDA's out. If it's

30:44

the commission of a crime, you're not sup If

30:46

you're professional, I'm not going to go to a barbecue and say I

30:48

was just out with so and so, because it's

30:51

just going to get out and it comes back to me and then

30:53

I'm not going to get work right. So I'm going to assure

30:55

you so discreet any of my clients.

30:57

So if it's in a commission of a crime

31:00

and now you're working with the authorities, you're

31:03

gonna you're not gonna get sued. You still might get

31:05

sued, but you're gonna win.

31:06

Now, what if the authorities don't come to me but say I sign

31:08

an NDA and I'm out partying with We'll say

31:10

Diddy because he's the one that's all over the news. Right now, I

31:12

sign an NDA. I'm hanging out with him. I see

31:15

him commit a crime. Right Nobody has come

31:17

to me and asked me did this happen. I

31:19

go to the authorities and say, hey, I saw this happen. Do

31:22

I get in trouble.

31:23

By the NDA standards? Now you'll

31:25

win that you will. He could still make

31:27

your life miserable and ssue you, bring

31:29

you into depositions in court paid attorney,

31:32

so he could still make your life a pain in

31:35

the ass because you're gonna have the lawyer up and

31:37

now it's going to hit your pocket. But in the end, there's

31:40

nobody gonna find you guilty for that, because it's the

31:42

moral of the right thing to do. It's a crime.

31:44

Because I'm just wondering, you know how so many people

31:46

now are coming forward and saying, oh, we knew this, we

31:48

saw this, it was all going on, but you didn't have shit to say. Then

31:51

now you have a bunch to say. And I feel like it's not the flex

31:53

people think it is.

31:54

I think it's the domino effect on the on the

31:56

one side of it, where let's say it did happen,

31:58

what these people are saying. I think it's the ritual.

32:00

You always need a leader, You always need that one person

32:03

to come out, kind of like in the classroom, we all wanted to

32:05

say something, nobody wouldn't. Then the one kid say, speaks

32:07

his mind, Now we all want to talk. I

32:09

think there's that, and then I think there's people, of

32:11

course capitalizing on sure nonsense.

32:14

There's a little bit of cloud chasing, for sure,

32:16

But I'm getting a little irritated at

32:18

some of these celebrities who are like, oh, we knew that we been knew

32:20

that, we knew that it had happened, blah blah blah. Well

32:23

where the fuck were you?

32:23

Then?

32:24

Why did you say anything?

32:25

Then why didn't you want to do the right thing? Yeah,

32:27

all of a sudden, that's that's the problem in

32:29

this world is everybody just kind of has

32:31

the shuggers on. They do know a lot

32:33

of bad things going on, nobody wants to get involved.

32:36

Do you ever have to do security detail

32:38

for somebody that while you guys are doing it, you're

32:40

like, you know, I wouldn't really hate it if you accidentally

32:42

got punched in the face by someone because you're so terrible.

32:45

Absolutely, Yes, who

32:47

Chris who.

32:48

Yeah, you wouldn't lose sleep, that's for sure if

32:50

it happened. But the job is to protect them, Yeah,

32:53

the fullest. So you're going to make sure that doesn't happen.

32:55

But yeah, and nine

32:57

out of ten, it's always good. It's quick

33:00

in and out, get him safe for tonight. It's

33:02

an honor if I'm known at

33:04

one of many former cops as the

33:06

New York City connection for who's coming in from

33:09

La Miami. We need a guy biggest

33:11

human beings if we need that kind of job, or

33:14

just again the guy that just keeps you out.

33:16

Of trouble, you're gonna have to hire you for some more things.

33:18

You get the friends and family right

33:20

there.

33:20

Hey, and you guys are great, and you always

33:23

treat us well and always be nice to the security

33:25

because they're the ones that are going to help you.

33:27

Smile, not give me a shake, be happy.

33:29

I sure you your accounter won't be as bad.

33:32

That's a good. So okay, let's talk about

33:34

that. Give us tips to make an

33:37

encounter with a police officer less

33:39

shitty, because, let me tell you, scary does something

33:41

that I don't agree with at all. But as soon

33:43

as he gets pulled over. He just immediately

33:46

starts dropping. I'm on the radio on the Elvis stor In

33:48

Morning show. I'm on the radio.

33:49

I'm like, do you know who

33:51

I am?

33:52

Yes? Yes, which I always say.

33:54

If you have to say do you know who I am? You lost

33:56

because either they know and they don't give a shit, or they

33:58

don't know and they don't give a shit, And now you're just sitting here looking

34:01

like an idiot. Like in the history of do

34:03

you Know Who I Am?

34:04

Does it ever work nowadays? Remember

34:06

the cop is on camera, so anything

34:08

you say is going to be on his camera.

34:10

So you might not want too much because

34:12

those cameras, even even the police camera,

34:14

I'm sad to say, end up leaking out and end up on these

34:16

TV shows. Yeah.

34:17

I remember Reese Witherspoon getting pulled over for duy

34:20

and she pulled a do you know who I Am?

34:21

Thing?

34:21

And it looked awful.

34:22

A police encounter is public.

34:24

I think it should be.

34:24

Yeah, I guess yeah. I would be

34:27

more like, I don't show that. What is that going to do?

34:29

But they have to now show their side

34:31

of what they encounter. You know, we've seen

34:33

bad things on the other side. I'm not naive.

34:36

We know that it happens. With that said,

34:38

here's what I told my kids when they drove. When

34:40

a cop, especially in the dark, gets

34:42

out, he pulls you over on the traffic stop

34:45

and he's walking to your car, I assure

34:47

you he's as scared as you that first

34:50

moment when he's walking to that car. He don't know

34:52

what he's especially when there's multiple bodies

34:54

like you and your friends are hanging out, you get pulled over this three

34:56

heads that he sees as he's coming up. So

34:59

my thing with my my own children was,

35:01

well, I don't know this cop, and I don't

35:03

know if he's a little bit of a loose cannon or

35:06

had a bad day, or has a PI and

35:08

his wife's cheating on him. I don't know what

35:10

is coming to that car to engage with

35:12

my children, and he does have a firearm.

35:15

My theory is, listen to me,

35:17

put the freaking light on, put your hands on

35:19

the steering wheel, and just answer the

35:21

questions. I'm very, very confident

35:24

that he's there because of the traffic steps.

35:26

I'm not making it now like I'm against the police, because

35:28

I'm not. I'm a police officer, but I know safety,

35:30

if you move the wrong way and it's dark,

35:33

or just go forbit your friend does something stupid. You just

35:35

never know.

35:36

So let's say you do have a bad encounter with a police

35:38

officer who was acting out

35:40

of line, who did something he should or she should

35:42

not have done. Okay, what is your recourse?

35:45

How do people reford? What do you do?

35:47

What I would do? I would shut up and let him

35:49

win. He's gonna win on the scene, and lawyer

35:51

up and have your day later.

35:53

But even from that point, like say, okay, you

35:55

win. Now you're searching my car illegally

35:58

or for no reason, whatever it is is, or

36:01

now you've physically harmed me, where

36:03

do you go from there? Like, yes, you get a lawyer. What if

36:05

you can't afford a lawyer? What's your first course of action?

36:07

Right?

36:07

Who do you tell?

36:08

Yeah, well, they have a whole process. There's

36:10

like a civilian complaint. And at the moment

36:13

at the scene, I would eat it. Yeah

36:15

really, and I have. I've had, you know, an

36:17

issue. I had an issue down south once when I

36:19

was pulled over and I didn't

36:21

agree with where it was going. But

36:23

I ate it. I just ate it. You want to take

36:25

a look and I just did because

36:27

I'm just for that moment, live for

36:30

that moment. You know it could be. I don't

36:32

want it to become combative.

36:33

It's really tough though, because you know, people are so scared

36:35

now because you are seeing these videos of people who were complying,

36:38

people who were not acting out

36:40

of line to get the treatment that they then got.

36:43

So it's it's a tough one.

36:44

Especially Well, we were talking about

36:46

short and we were talking about this before. Like the

36:48

media, it's so much pounding the social

36:51

media. If you just search it once, it's going to

36:53

keep coming on your phone.

36:54

Absolutely, they like the.

36:55

Police department has so many

36:57

great stories going on with their

36:59

doing in the community. Especially again I said,

37:02

this new way of policing I'm for with these

37:04

young cops, cops and kids

37:06

boxing softball, and it's

37:08

not on that social media like that

37:10

one.

37:11

Well, police needs a better pr then that's where

37:13

we need to fix it.

37:13

Yeah, beat it up, Gandhi, get in there. I'll

37:15

get you some resources.

37:16

Let's go all right. I don't want to only highlight

37:19

the bad shit that happens. I mean there is a lot. We

37:21

know that there's a lot. I do want to highlight the

37:23

good things that happen. And I do want to give

37:25

people recourse if they feel helpless,

37:27

because I think that that's a big part of what's

37:30

really setting everybody off. Just in general. It feels

37:32

like a powder keg right now, exactly. And I think

37:34

it's because people feel helpless

37:36

in so many different areas, whether

37:38

it's how much money you're making, insurance

37:41

companies, doctors' offices, dealing

37:43

with police officers. People don't know where

37:45

to go and what to do to actually affect change.

37:48

And I think that that's what's really stressing a lot of people out.

37:50

So if we can give them answers, I love it. If

37:52

we can highlight the good, I'm always

37:54

on board for that.

37:55

I think it's great.

37:56

So when you have these great stories or things that are happening

37:58

community, Chris, you got to tell me yeah, so now

38:00

I can talk about it.

38:01

I love it. I will.

38:02

Now you don't expect me to go do research, do you.

38:04

I'll put you in touch with somebody I know in

38:06

the NYPD with that they do a lot in the community.

38:09

So Chris, you also, and I will wrap it up

38:11

with this, You're not just a former police

38:13

officer in our security and

38:15

own a private investigation business. Yes, you

38:18

also have a.

38:18

Bar, Yes, a wine bar.

38:20

Yes. My family, my brother

38:22

and I, we have a wine bar

38:25

in Bronxville, New York called Ernie's Wine

38:27

Bar.

38:27

Where's Bronxville, Bronxfield's in.

38:29

Lower Lower Westchester. It's one of the first stops

38:31

coming out of the city, out of the bronx What's

38:33

called Ernie's Ernie's Wine Bar.

38:35

So if you want to see Chris, are you there?

38:37

Off it? I will always be there. Just

38:39

just let me know who's coming ex for Chris

38:42

and I'll get over there.

38:43

Ernie's Wine Bar in Bronxville. Chris,

38:45

our lovely security guard, and I think

38:47

we can call you security guard, our lovely

38:50

security security and private

38:52

investigator. Chris.

38:53

We love you, Thank you, thank you for having me.

38:55

Of course, if people can people find you online or do you

38:57

not want to drop that information?

38:58

Oh sure, shoot me. Let's give

39:01

you a few emails.

39:03

Well you have a few emails.

39:06

One he's got three phones for emails.

39:09

Nothing he's doing is sketchy.

39:11

Chris Consulting at gmail dot

39:13

com.

39:14

Chrisconsulting at gmail dot com.

39:16

If you have some issues that you

39:18

would like to be solved or looked at. That's

39:20

how you get ahold of our Chris, and have

39:22

your lawyer reach out to him. If you want to creep on

39:24

a significant.

39:25

Lawyer first please, I don't want no more

39:27

anti domestic case.

39:29

Good job, Thank you, Chris, thanks for joining us, Thanks for

39:31

having me. Okay,

39:43

pretty interesting. Chris has some things to say. I

39:45

think I'm gonna have to talk to him

39:47

off the air about some of the stuff he was being

39:50

very hesitant about. But anyway,

39:52

let's get to the other fun stuff because we need

39:54

to get Andrew's ass in here, because, like I said, I want to burn

39:56

him and we have to do and ask me

39:58

anything. So please hold on one second, Andrew,

40:03

can you come here?

40:09

What he's such a victim's

40:12

losing? H Well, go take the mic you

40:14

deserve it today.

40:16

Oh wow, there he goes. There he goes learn something. I'm

40:18

out podcasting. Oh my god, he's gonna take out a whole

40:20

computer. Look at him.

40:22

Well, why would they put the arm of the computer where

40:24

it could hit the computer? That's dumb.

40:26

The computer hit the arm.

40:28

Yes, this is a microphone.

40:30

Yes, just what do you need?

40:33

I'd like to burn you. Okay, do you

40:35

have any idea why I want to burn you.

40:37

Because of

40:41

the podcast being

40:44

spoken over.

40:45

Oh yeah, he knows.

40:46

Yeah, I'm not going to burn me. I'm gonna burn you.

40:50

Wait, how are you going to burn me for that?

40:52

Yeah? Hold on.

40:53

So here's what happened. I

40:55

had doctor Brad Schaeffer in for actually

40:58

what I thought was a really good episode, Diamond, you were

41:00

in there for it. What did you think? Amazing? Amazing

41:02

episode? And we

41:05

got to a lot of really cool things. You talked about

41:07

all kinds of stuff, and we had people come in,

41:09

like guests come in. But in the

41:11

other studio recording

41:13

what the hell were you recording?

41:15

It was a boll chat.

41:16

You were recording a.

41:16

Bowl chat for the serial Killers. Yes, Andrew

41:19

and a guy named Ben were in the other studio.

41:22

We love Ben, He's very nice, like him a lot. Their

41:25

entire podcast recorded

41:27

on top of my entire

41:29

podcast. So Doctor Brad

41:32

was rendered unusable. But the

41:34

serial Killer podcast just went on to

41:36

do this fucking bold chat. I hate

41:38

you for it? And why did I flame you?

41:40

I guess maybe learn how

41:42

to use the board and then it won't happen.

41:44

Oh really, wait a minute, because

41:46

I'm pretty sure that you had

41:49

something in your side that

41:51

you one didn't know how to shut off, and two

41:53

had you known how to use the board, it would not have happened.

41:56

Well, to be honest with you, I am terrified

41:58

of the boards should because I am

42:01

always afraid of them. I do not touch

42:03

the board unless it is in

42:05

studio I and I know how to use that because I have

42:07

written out instructions of what too press

42:10

to make it work. I never touch Elvis's

42:12

board. I never touched Scotty's board because I did

42:14

my impression. I swear on my life,

42:17

I never touched it, and that was the problem. I

42:19

didn't touch it because Scott's always like working

42:21

radio, and I'm always under the impression

42:23

that if I touch anything there, I could

42:26

be on the radio at any second and shut

42:28

everything down.

42:28

Worse, destroy an hour long podcast.

42:30

Well, I will say, I apologize.

42:33

Well, this isn't fun. I don't want an apology.

42:35

I want you to fight back.

42:36

But then when I fight back, it's, oh, look at him

42:38

playing the victim. Let's talk about that manipulation.

42:41

I'm also so sorry I spit on your hat.

42:45

Sorry that.

42:49

I burn you.

42:51

Okay, find Andrew, that was it? Whatever?

42:53

Well, I'm sorry. I mean, if you want,

42:55

like, I'll fight you for something

42:58

else. So apologizing

43:00

is not good. Now you're doing the

43:02

thing. No, no, no, now, you the one

43:04

always got his pangle in arms up.

43:07

He did just he just whipped up a little panglin arms though. Did

43:09

you see it? He went like this, You can't see

43:11

what I'm doing, but it's kind of t rexy anyway.

43:14

No, here's the problem.

43:15

You know.

43:16

I always say this, if people just take accountability

43:18

for what happened and say sorry, you have to move on.

43:20

You can't keep sucking them up. I was

43:22

hoping for a lie or a pivot

43:25

or it's not my fault because I

43:27

didn't get any of that. So when somebody just says

43:29

like, oh I fucked up, let's move on, then you gotta move on. Boo.

43:32

Sorry, did I just ruin your show once

43:34

again? Okay?

43:36

Oops, that's fine. We'll have doctor

43:38

Brad back in because he's cool.

43:40

Ok sorry

43:42

again, Okay, bye.

43:43

See that little voice? Fuck you?

43:45

Hey, bye.

43:48

Bye, Andrew.

43:49

I have a great podcast.

43:51

Okay, let's get to the ask me anything

43:53

since Andrew just ruined it all. Mama

43:57

Mony Cat no, Mama

44:00

Monica. T oh maybe that.

44:04

Okay, anyway, Mama, she

44:06

wants to know where is your next

44:09

vacation exotic destination.

44:11

Ooh, that is a great question. Vacationing one of my favorite

44:13

things to do. And as you hear this podcast, our

44:15

show is currently on vacation, which

44:18

means I am in Mexico

44:20

with my boyfriend and a bunch of his friends and

44:23

hopefully I'm having a good time. But who knows?

44:26

These people are crazy? Well, I hope so what.

44:29

There are two of his best friends from when he was in the military,

44:32

and these dudes like tu Porta, and

44:35

they're bringing their significant others and I

44:37

don't really know any of them, so this is kind

44:39

of gonna be my first time meeting them. Pray for me, Diamond,

44:41

Pray for me. You're gonna have a good time. Are

44:43

you a good time? I'm here? Why are you

44:45

here?

44:46

Because I couldn't plan a trip around

44:49

this time because all of my friends are working, so I was like, I

44:51

don't really know what to do. It's okay, don't worry about it.

44:53

So you're just gonna be making money.

44:54

Hello.

44:54

You hear that sound? Diamond making money? It

44:58

was very similar to your flame. Love

45:02

it, okay? If they want to find you online, where do they find

45:04

you?

45:05

At Diamond Sincere and then on Twitter

45:07

or x whatever at Diamond Sincere

45:10

with an underscore.

45:11

And I am at Baby Hot Sauce. Please feel

45:13

free ask any questions like, subscribe,

45:16

follow, leave a review, but only

45:18

if you like us, and we'll be back next

45:20

week, hopefully with the podcast. Andrew has not ruined.

45:24

Okay, bye bye