Speed is the bus film no one wanted. Especially us. Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves somehow fall in love despite the bomb that's waiting to blow them into 2018.

13 ghosts is 13 too many. Matthew Lillard is a psychic with IBS who can't control his liquids. Oh and there's this annoying family that inherit a haunted house made of glass that looks like an old timey watch and it's run by the devil or some shit.