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The main show, DLC is
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the show all about games and there are many 476 games
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played on desktops, laptops and consoles,
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also games that involve dice and
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cardboard. I'm your host, Jeff
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that's spelled with two n's and one t, and I am joined.
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As always, by my friend slash
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cohost, slash nemesis.
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The guy who has been doing this show
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with me for nine
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full years now
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and it shows. Mister Spicer,
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hello, Christian. Hello, Jeff.
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I'm reporting to you live from
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mountain time zone just like you. I'm
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huddled on the floor and I've got
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some sound dampening, nice throw
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blankets next to me if you're watching the video
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version and You
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know, I'm I'm sitting on the floor, so let's get
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to it. Tell me everything I got right from -- I got last
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year. -- I I thought you were just just
2:52
trying to recreate the way we did the show
2:54
the first time. When you were sitting on the floor in
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the closet surrounded by
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coats. Well, yeah, I was like this show's not gonna
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last. I don't need to invest in a mic
3:02
arm. I'd just sit in the closet and talk to
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Jeff for ninety plus
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minutes, easy, busy, and then And here we are.
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Full circle. 476. Full circle. You're
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back. This is a very special
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episode. This podcast
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started on January eighth
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two thousand fourteen, I believe. Gross.
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Gross. Yes. Which
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means that we are starting our tenth
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full year. We have
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completed nine years of this program.
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And and this is always
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the the first episode in January
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because our show started the first week of January.
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Well, technically a second. But we always do the
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first episode in January as
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our annual. I like to talk about it in
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like the old annuals that comic books
3:48
used to do. And it's our chance
3:50
to kinda get back to our roots. Christian
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gets back into a closet. Pulls a
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microphone in his hand, gets all sweaty
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inside inside a very
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small space. I don't know. It's his it's his method.
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He just likes to get back to it. And we
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take a look. We take we assess
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the year that was. We
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talk about the state of the podcast.
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And then we do what we like
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to call. The reckoning. Because
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in this annual episode every year,
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Christian and I make
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predictions about the year to
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come. And in this episode,
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we will both look back at
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the predictions that we made in
4:30
twenty twenty two and
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find out in the reckoning whether
4:35
we were correct or
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we got wrecked. And
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I will just say, maybe
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we wanna skip that this year. Just maybe
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I wanna skip that this year. 476
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like I got way more wrecked than
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co wrecked. We won't find out.
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We won't find out. And then And then
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we'll talk about the games that we know are
4:59
coming in the calendar year twenty twenty
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three and give the games are most excited
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about kind of our feelings about
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the roadmap that lies
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ahead. And then, ladies
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and gentlemen, we will step
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up to the plate and
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give our predictions for
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twenty twenty three And,
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you know, there's a lot of places around the Internet, a lot
5:21
of podcasts perhaps that predict
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the year to come, and they all
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like to do bold predictions. We also
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do bold predictions. We stand
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right there on
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that outstretched limb
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of the tree, out on the
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on the branch, out out on a limb,
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making our bold predictions, but do we stop there,
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Christian? No, we don't. We
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don't stop it bold. No. We go
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further into flavor country and we
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go full cool ranch getting
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predictions that frankly are
5:55
just unlikely to happen at all.
5:58
We step off that branch. And just
6:00
fall. We as free fall. Just
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utter free fall. But that's
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the fun. And that's the fun. And every once in a
6:06
while, we catch a little truth
6:08
on the way down. We
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were we're gonna find out
6:13
how we did this last year and we're gonna
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make some some really awesome bold and cool
6:17
ranch predictions for twenty twenty three. It's always a
6:19
good time. Thank you for joining us.
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But Christian, let's start
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just talking about the podcast
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because this was a very big year
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for the podcast. Ninth
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476. We we started our ninth year,
6:34
and I listened back to the
6:36
the annual from last year as I always
6:38
do in preparation for this episode. And
6:41
we were kind of teasing at
6:43
that time that there was gonna be some big changes
6:45
for the show because we knew
6:48
that we were we were no longer
6:50
going to be associated with the the podcast
6:52
network five by five because they no longer
6:54
existed. We
6:55
were getting acquired. Yeah.
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Yes. Oh, we acquired. As
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as was nice to say. So we we
7:01
we went on on our own. We we started
7:04
a Patreon shortly after our
7:06
annual last in just the next couple of months, I
7:08
believe it started. And that was,
7:10
you know, for me, I
7:12
won't speak for you, but for
7:13
me, that was a little scary.
7:15
I
7:15
didn't know how people were gonna react to a show that
7:17
had been, you know, ad supported
7:19
and hadn't asked for any support from
7:22
the audience for eight years.
7:24
And then starting our ninth year, we're like, oh, by the way,
7:27
could you support us, ladies and gentlemen? Are
7:29
we important enough to you to
7:32
support with your dollars? And
7:35
I'm so delighted to say that people
7:37
responded very well to that,
7:39
and and the show has continued. And and it
7:41
looks like it will continue we have
7:44
such an awesome community of people.
7:46
And I say it every year, but we've we've cultivated
7:49
just a a really great group of
7:51
positive, awesome folks
7:53
and all the touch points that we have, emails,
7:55
and discord, and
7:57
the subreted, and all the ways we
7:59
interact with folks. And now on the Patreon
8:01
especially, it's it's
8:03
always so cool to see the kinds
8:05
of people that value
8:07
the show and that listen to us it
8:10
makes me very proud of the
8:12
audience that we have. It's not the biggest
8:14
podcast in the world, but it I think
8:16
our audience values
8:18
what we we're doing it
8:19
clearly, and and
8:21
they're, you
8:21
know, the kind of people that I wanna be interacting
8:24
with as well. Yeah.
8:26
I mean, I think the the variety
8:28
of our audience I love, you know. The
8:31
older listeners, younger listeners, women,
8:33
people in the industry people
8:35
that maybe have don't have the time to game like
8:37
they used to anymore, but still wanna keep up
8:39
with it. I love it. And I love
8:41
the interactions we see 476 the community. And
8:43
I love that my parents, your parents,
8:45
your 476, and my wife are the
8:47
only eight people that support the show. But by
8:49
god, they put their money where their mouth to keep us -- You
8:51
know, doing this -- Yeah. -- two hours on Sunday
8:53
so they can be left alone for a little
8:55
while. Yeah. You go ahead, boys. Go do your
8:57
podcast. I
8:59
often ask my wife why she's giving half 476
9:01
money to you. She
9:04
really
9:04
wants to support the show. My
9:06
wife says 476 just wants to make sure Patreon
9:08
gets their cut. So she's, you know,
9:11
she's all about that ten percent. That's
9:15
amazing. Actually, I think Pietro might be
9:17
more than that. I don't even know.
9:18
Anyway, but it's more. Holy cow.
9:20
We joke, but it, you know, it really was
9:22
a a really uncertain time
9:24
for us. And didn't
9:25
know, you know, the show had been been
9:27
going along for a long, long time,
9:29
and, you know, COVID happened
9:31
and and you know, the our
9:33
audience was uncertain that our numbers
9:35
went down. During COVID, it's,
9:37
you know, it's a scary thing. And then
9:39
all of a sudden, you go, oh, no. We don't even
9:41
have the 476 of of of
9:43
of this network of that we've
9:45
we've, you know, since our very inception
9:48
had been part of and had handled our ad
9:50
sales and how that was all gonna work. And You
9:53
know, it it was the
9:55
the future of the show was very much in question.
9:58
And I was
10:00
uncertain about whether we should even do a
10:02
Patreon and it has been a really
10:04
positive experience. Most notably
10:06
because we have begun to
10:08
do these extra bonus shows,
10:11
and they've been so fun, you know,
10:13
and bringing Atlanta on boarding Atlanta
10:15
has been a great guest on the
10:17
show for years and a great friend
10:19
and one of my favorite people in
10:21
the world And that
10:23
fact that she has been willing to be with
10:25
us every week --
10:26
Mhmm. -- on Wednesday has has just been a
10:29
delay. It's been I mean, I'm like, oh
10:31
my gosh.
10:31
I don't just have
10:32
to hang out with Christian every week. Hey, there's somebody
10:35
else. Yes. It's amazing. And I
10:36
just gotta get to talk to somebody that knows
10:38
video games. You know? Like, I'm finally
10:42
You're
10:42
welcome to someone that I'm like, so
10:45
on that note, how
10:47
was Marvel Snap not in your top
10:49
five? I was thinking about
10:51
that. Like, I get the setup for
10:53
Vampire Survivor's Well Play, 476 setup.
10:55
Thank you. But Like, that's
10:57
the state of the podcast that I wanna talk about. Every
10:59
week after it came out, you're like, I'm addicted. Won't
11:02
put it on my phone. It's all I play. stop
11:04
playing. Gotta love it. Yum. Yum.
11:05
Yum. Yum. We do our five 476 games and you're like,
11:08
Anyway, no Marvel Snap.
11:10
I think it probably should have
11:13
been in my top five, but I I knew I wanted
11:15
vampire survivors to be my number
11:16
one. And I couldn't resist
11:18
the swerve. You know, I could resist
11:20
the I
11:21
couldn't resist that. And and I felt like, you
11:23
know, there's a
11:25
poor Marvel snap dev just crying right
11:27
now, knowing that, like, they will be
11:29
476. Kanada's Yeah. I mean, the the one thing
11:32
that they have that was it. That's all they had
11:34
going for. It was to be Jeff Kanada's 476 five
11:36
favorite of the
11:36
year. Why don't you talk about this?
11:38
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's
11:42
it probably should have been my top five, 476, you
11:44
know, if if we're doing a top ten, there's
11:46
no way I would have been able to leave it out of the top ten, and it
11:48
probably should have been my top 476, but
11:50
I I also feel like I I carved out
11:52
that other category for it and
11:55
I just have a
11:57
really hard time making a
11:59
mobile card game, my my number
12:01
one
12:01
game. Even even as much as I love Marvel
12:05
Snap. And it just felt like I don't know. It
12:07
just it just felt like the right thing
12:09
to kind of I
12:11
I still don't know how I feel
12:13
about the overall seasonal
12:15
thing. I mean, honestly,
12:17
It leaves a sour taste in my mouth
12:19
every month when I get knocked back
12:21
down. Yeah. And I don't know if I'm gonna be
12:23
able to continue doing
12:25
that too. I mean, I love the game a lot,
12:28
and it's a very, very good game. And, you
12:30
know, that is
12:32
clear. But
12:32
I
12:34
it does kind of leave a sour taste in my mouth every
12:37
time I grind and I grind and
12:39
I grind and then I get knocked back down,
12:41
you know. Anyway, it's not
12:43
a It's not a podcast about Marvel Snap, but I
12:45
appreciate you bringing it up. No. It's the
12:46
state of this podcast. I we're talking about the state of the
12:48
podcast. My state of this podcast was what
12:50
happened last week? Yeah. You need
12:52
to talk about it.
12:53
Fair enough. Fair enough. The
12:55
other thing is, you know, I always like to say at this
12:57
time, you know, this show
12:59
is Christian and I every week
13:02
And, you know, hey, nine
13:04
full years Christian, nine full
13:06
years, I don't know
13:09
Obviously, I don't listen to every podcast, but I don't know
13:11
of any other podcasts
13:13
that
13:13
has gone nine years
13:16
without a single week
13:18
without a new episode. We have
13:20
new
13:20
content, full new content
13:22
episodes every week for nine
13:24
years. We haven't missed a single week
13:26
No. And sometimes we have to be out of. And sometimes
13:29
we have multiple intros to
13:31
those podcasts that we
13:33
that don't make it to air, but we're so
13:35
committed to reaching difficulties almost
13:37
every time. Yeah. And
13:40
and and we also have, you
13:42
know, guest signed with us every single
13:44
week. And the
13:46
the it's always our
13:48
intention to have diverse
13:51
interesting voices that are that, you
13:53
know, that contrast us.
13:55
And I'm really proud
13:57
of that fact that we've been doing that for nine years and
13:59
always had a third person
14:01
that is from the world of games in
14:03
some interesting different way. And
14:06
I'm committed to continuing that and
14:08
and finding more interesting, unique
14:11
voices that that
14:13
might agree with us, might not agree with
14:15
us, might bring in perspectives that we
14:17
just don't have, might bring in games that we
14:19
don't know about. That's the fun. Mhmm. And
14:21
this is always the the part of the year where
14:23
I reach out the community and I say, hey, if
14:25
you're listening and there is somebody
14:28
that you know about that we might not even
14:30
know about a a
14:32
podcaster, a journalist a
14:35
YouTuber, a Twitch streamer, anybody
14:37
that you think would make a great guest on our
14:39
show, great third voice on our show, please.
14:41
Let us know. Email us a
14:43
DLC feedback at gmail dot com.
14:45
Make a thread in the discord. However, you get
14:47
us that information. I love reaching out and finding
14:49
new people to bring on the show and as
14:52
the more diverse, the better. I think it makes
14:54
great conversations. So
14:56
please continue to suggest folks It's
14:59
always, you know, we've been very lucky the
15:01
way people respond when we reach
15:03
out has been genuine generally
15:05
very very receptive
15:08
and we wanna keep finding out
15:10
about new people to bring them on board.
15:14
So I'm proud of this year
15:16
of guests as as I usually am. And I but I think we can
15:18
continue to do better and find more more
15:20
people, but it it requires the audience helping
15:22
us because, you know, we are
15:24
limited in our
15:26
our our scope of of who we
15:28
know.
15:30
What else? What else can we talk about this? I mean, I think
15:32
the Patreon was the big thing and and
15:34
and expanding the show to multiple shows.
15:36
You and Alex are just knocking it out of the park
15:38
with feeling this. It's just awesome. That's
15:41
a part of the the Patreon
15:43
experience. And I think the audience has really
15:45
respected it and and responded to
15:47
it. And I'd
15:49
say the community
15:50
on the community on Patreon
15:52
is really great. As well. Like, I love our discord
15:55
community, the subreddit, of course, email
15:57
all that stuff, and I am on
15:59
other social media less and less. And
16:01
I I really am
16:03
proud of the community and
16:05
how they handle themselves. And
16:07
there's not always agreement. There's
16:09
often you know, we the the
16:11
community's favorite game of the year based on
16:13
an incomplete sampling, you know,
16:16
polling has wrapped up. You know, it's
16:18
fun to see people you know,
16:21
vying for their game and and
16:23
disagreeing with others about why that game shouldn't
16:25
be this or whatever, but it's always respectful
16:28
It's always handled in a
16:30
delightful way and
16:32
that is in part
16:34
largely, almost exclusively to
16:36
you all. The community members for --
16:38
Yeah. -- bringing that and really,
16:40
you know, taking heart to making
16:42
the world a better place. And I'm super proud
16:45
of this little corner of the video
16:47
game Internet world that
16:49
has kind of rallied around this show and it would
16:52
not be what it is without you
16:54
all and those interactions that you
16:56
bring in the tone you set, both on the
16:58
Patreon and on the Discord, and
17:00
you know, that that makes my day because the Internet is
17:03
often a dark scary place, especially
17:05
when you're looking at gaming news a lot.
17:07
And I'm it brings me
17:09
so much joy to see our community having these enlightening
17:12
discussions and also doing it in a
17:14
way that
17:15
mean, this sounds cheesy, but it makes me proud. Yeah.
17:18
No. I I agree. It's it's
17:20
wonderful. And I'm honored to be a
17:22
part of it and, you know,
17:24
476 folks supporting the show
17:26
and and stepping up to the play this year and and really
17:28
saying that, hey, we value you, not just not
17:30
just because we download and and listen to you,
17:32
but we're valuing you with our dollars. That's it's a huge thing. And
17:34
it is not something we take lightly.
17:37
And, you know, we
17:39
appreciate it. And, hey, you know,
17:41
even if you can't Support the show
17:43
financially. We would never want
17:45
anybody to support the show financially if it puts you in
17:47
any kind of financial hardship. There
17:50
are other ways to support the show. You can you can tell your
17:52
friends about it. You can post about it on
17:54
social media. You can
17:57
grab a t shirt at DLC swag
17:59
dot com or a hat. We have mugs and
18:01
and fun stuff as well. So
18:04
You know, the Patreon has been wonderful and and
18:05
great, but we also appreciate support and just
18:08
getting the word out and letting folks know about the show
18:10
as
18:10
well. Alright. So that was, you
18:13
know, that was twenty twenty two. It it it
18:15
tumultuous year in in a lot of
18:18
ways. Personally, for me, a tumultuous year
18:20
globally, it continues to be, you know,
18:22
as we sort of try to crawl out of
18:24
the of the
18:26
pandemic. And
18:29
a really, I think, exciting year for video
18:31
games in a lot of
18:32
ways. And, you know, we we try to cover
18:35
it as best we could.
18:37
And we made some predictions. And
18:39
we're gonna see if those
18:42
I mean, we don't have to do
18:44
this segment. We could just skip
18:45
it, Christian, because I don't I
18:48
don't think people
18:48
need to know how wrong I was exactly.
18:51
I I mean, last year,
18:53
476 one. I knocked out of the
18:56
park. This year,
18:58
not so much.
19:00
mean, I'm
19:01
okay if
19:01
we wait a little bit because I think I'll I
19:04
think I'll net one more prediction here in a
19:06
short amount of time because somebody didn't
19:09
realize that they were supposed to do this in twenty
19:11
twenty two, and they're like, oh, we'll just wait.
19:13
And I'm
19:13
like, no, dude. Do it
19:16
already. So, you know, if we wanna wait, for me to
19:18
get put one more green check mark next to my
19:19
spirit. What was that supposed to do?
19:21
I'm okay with that.
19:23
What? I'm I'm not following. What was that supposed to do? Did
19:25
I mean, I'll say you forgot 476 you want if you want
19:27
to wait, not you, a a large video
19:29
game company. I was supposed to
19:32
announce something by now, and they're
19:34
just sitting on it sitting on
19:36
it. Just killing me. Take
19:38
it personal. It's like when, you know,
19:40
major announcements happen right after he posts the
19:42
show like this, there are someone sitting at a big
19:44
video game company that listened to last year's show
19:46
and they're like, oh, yeah, Christian, you could be
19:48
right. We could announce this right
19:50
now. But we're not gonna we're not gonna announce it all twenty twenty
19:52
two just to screw
19:54
you
19:54
over. And
19:56
you Lesson
19:57
learn. That's one of
19:58
the things that, you know, doing this nine
20:00
times now. It's one of the things
20:03
that
20:04
I have noticed that it's
20:06
really hard to predict stuff
20:08
that's 476 happen the immediate
20:10
year you're
20:11
about to enter. It's easier to predict
20:13
stuff like two or three years out. Like, this
20:15
is actually even. Yeah. Yeah.
20:18
Yeah. Because it feels like most
20:20
of a lot of my predictions are just like, I feel like I'm just
20:22
like a year early on this. And I I
20:24
feel like I'm still confident that that's gonna happen.
20:26
That just was a little soon on what
20:29
I was
20:29
know, when I was the time frame, I was putting it in.
20:31
Yeah. I mean, that one though you and I both
20:34
were like Elon twenty twenty
20:36
four. Like, I feel like that one didn't
20:38
work that well.
20:40
Yeah. Yeah.
20:42
Maybe by
20:43
twenty twenty four, yeah, maybe by twenty twenty four, I'll
20:45
go full circle and we'll be like,
20:51
Alright. Well, let's get into the reckoning
20:53
and revisit our
20:55
bold and cool ranch predictions from
20:57
twenty twenty
20:58
two. Starting. Are you ready,
21:01
Christian? I haven't started
21:02
my notes on my phone. I'm
21:04
ready. Notes on your phone. Alright.
21:06
Okay. Well, here is the audio.
21:08
I put in a little
21:11
underlying music because it's kinda hard to tell when
21:13
we're talking or when we're talking, you
21:15
know, which which us is talking.
21:17
Now us or time traveling is
21:19
hard, you know, to put
21:21
a little music bed on the
21:23
predictions. But here is
21:25
Christian Spicers' 476
21:27
bold prediction from twenty
21:29
twenty two. My first bold prediction and
21:32
one where I'm
21:32
I win either way. I either win because I'm
21:35
right or I win because I'm wrong. And
21:37
that it's like Game
21:37
Pass, it's a price
21:40
increase. Did
21:43
not happen? I'm very glad you win
21:45
because you're wrong, I
21:46
guess. And we all win with that. This is that's the
21:49
best music back music bed
21:51
you put on these, Jeff. That 476
21:52
mean, we all win with those. Great
21:54
to hear the The cool ranch has
21:56
a pretty cool. Cool with you guys.
21:57
Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. I I did I did
22:00
one music bed for the bowls, one for the
22:02
cool ranch. You know what I mean? I'm gonna spice it up a
22:04
little
22:04
bit. Yeah. This one, I
22:06
am I I yes. I got it wrong, but
22:09
Phil spent I I took I
22:11
took hardcore notes this year because I knew, but
22:13
Phil Spencer hinted at it. At
22:14
The Wall Street Journal
22:17
live. And he said, I do think at some point,
22:19
we'll have to raise the price on
22:21
certain things. But going into this
22:23
holiday, we thought it was important to
22:25
maintain the
22:25
prices. At which point I was watching Can we
22:27
afford
22:27
to buy multibillion dollar
22:31
companies? I mean, come on. I mean, if you read
22:33
between the lines, this is still
22:35
saying I listened to DLCs
22:37
the annual. And
22:39
screw Christian Meiser. We're gonna do
22:42
it. Come tomorrow. Not
22:42
today. Not
22:43
today. Yeah. So, you know,
22:45
thanks a lot, Phil.
22:49
Alright. So that's a
22:51
miss, but Christian, you're confident 476 gonna happen.
22:53
I don't like that I don't
22:55
want this to happen.
22:57
I think that the low price point for
22:59
476 Pass is a part of its
23:01
charm, obviously. And part of the reason
23:03
why it feels like such a no brainer
23:06
is, you know, ten bucks
23:08
or fifteen for
23:10
Ultimate. And all the games you get just
23:12
feels incredible. And,
23:14
you know, I don't want that to go up. I
23:16
I'm wondering if if you think it's gonna go
23:19
up, like, you know, how
23:21
Netflix has been going up a
23:23
dollar, two dollars. Do you think it'll do
23:24
that? Or do you think they'll do, like, a big chunk?
23:26
Like, five dollars? No. It's gonna be
23:28
a little bit, and there have been rumors and
23:30
rumblings that they're gonna try to do, even do an
23:32
ad supported. Like, the all this stuff is
23:35
very fluid, right, and how they're gonna
23:37
price this stuff and and what the price
23:39
elasticity is and and what consumers can tolerate. And
23:41
I think that part of the reason it also
23:43
didn't go up this year is that Spartacus,
23:45
if PlayStation's answer, quote
23:47
unquote, at one point, rumored
23:49
answer to Game Pass out and everybody was like, yeah,
23:52
Game Pass still
23:53
great. Not a competitor. It turns
23:56
out. No pressure. No
23:58
market pressure. Yeah.
23:59
Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Well, let's just not lose sight
24:02
of the fact that you were completely wrong
24:04
about that. Sweet. Alright.
24:07
Here's my first bold prediction from twenty
24:09
twenty two. Alright. My first bold
24:12
prediction I guess
24:14
I'm doubling down a little bit from last year.
24:16
But I will say, I
24:18
think this year, Nintendo is
24:21
all in on breath of the wild out
24:22
too. It is their fall game. It actually
24:25
comes out this fall 476 it
24:27
is the tentpole. It's basically all
24:29
they've got there. No Metroid Prime
24:32
four. Metroid Prime four is a
24:34
twenty twenty three game and breath
24:36
of the wild two. And I will also double
24:38
down and say, as I said
24:40
last year, It ain't called
24:42
breath of the wild too when it releases.
24:44
You'll have some other name, you
24:46
know, the the stones of fates,
24:49
you
24:49
know, legend Zelda ruins of glory or whatever
24:51
it
24:51
is. Peers of the
24:54
kingdom. So,
24:56
you know,
24:57
the most obvious part of my prediction is
25:00
true. Well, I will say
25:02
this. That was this is maybe the
25:04
only example of keeping talking and eventually
25:06
getting something right. Like, usually, the
25:08
longer we
25:08
talk, the wrong we get. And you did that, you
25:10
talked, then
25:11
doubled down and got more wrong and more wrong.
25:13
But then you kept talking, Yeah.
25:15
And you spun around. Yeah. Yeah. You spun
25:17
around with the first pitch. You spun around and
25:20
hit the second pitch, you know.
25:23
Actually, the back of the bat hit the second
25:24
pitch. Yeah.
25:27
So clearly,
25:28
very wrong about that. There's
25:30
even a question about whether Here's
25:32
the king that is coming this year. We'll be talking about that
25:34
very shortly in the
25:35
show. Oh, you just have last year's predictions.
25:37
As this year's predictions, Jeff just plays it
25:39
with a new music bed under
25:41
it. Yeah. That's what I keep saying. I feel like a lot
25:44
of these are, like, I'm just a year early on some of
25:46
these predictions. But
25:48
yeah. So I was very wrong about that.
25:51
But, you know, think
25:52
it's it's hard to it's hard to remember that.
25:55
But at that time, every everything was
25:57
calling it breath of the wild too. They were they were calling
25:59
it breath of the wild
26:00
too.
26:00
So like saying that it had a different title,
26:03
maybe not too much of
26:05
a not very bold,
26:08
bold ish. But, you know, that
26:10
that little sliver of it was
26:12
correct. And then me saying like Metroid
26:14
476 four in twenty twenty three. I don't even
26:16
know if that's that feels wrong too. But
26:18
we'll see. We'll see. Anyway, I
26:21
I have a a sliver of
26:23
correct but mostly wrong on my first
26:25
bold prediction. Christian Spice's
26:28
second bold prediction. Consoles
26:31
are generally available
26:33
come Black Friday.
26:37
Usually, it wouldn't be bold to
26:40
say you can actually buy a thing in a store,
26:42
but, you know, these are the times we
26:43
live
26:44
in. Yes. You know, in
26:46
the in the heat of of
26:48
COVID, we were staring down the barrel
26:50
of Omnicron variants. In
26:53
January of twenty twenty two. So it
26:55
it was bold to say, hey,
26:57
you could actually buy something
26:59
on Black 476. I
27:01
don't know. How do we how do we rate that one? I think you
27:04
could. I don't think you could get APS5
27:06
if you wanted
27:06
one. Could you?
27:07
So I I posted this in
27:10
our disc card when it happened. And I
27:12
also saved two IGN
27:14
articles that
27:14
signed for Thomas with the
27:17
receipts all year long. X
27:19
box series x in stock
27:21
now for everyone, Black Friday twenty
27:23
twenty two, and Black Friday twenty
27:25
twenty two, Walmart has PS five
27:27
consoles in stock now. And on
27:29
top of that, on
27:31
the day after Black Friday, whatever that is,
27:33
I went to my local
27:35
target there were five PS
27:38
fives sitting in
27:39
there to
27:40
buy. And I dude, I was like, I'm
27:42
taking a picture of this and sending it to
27:44
476. And I waited till now to
27:46
tell you this. I took a picture
27:48
of it and sent it to my
27:51
friend Jesus, who's a comedian who
27:53
had not talked to since the beginning of
27:55
the pandemic. And
27:57
my text was my text
27:58
was, Spicer 476
28:01
on
28:01
this. You just hit
28:03
the run context. I just
28:05
hit Jay and it went auto I don't know why, hey, Jesus.
28:07
I was gonna pull it
28:09
up. And
28:09
he replied,
28:09
he replied, that's dope, but I already
28:12
got one. How you been?
28:13
I love that.
28:16
That's how you
28:16
reach out to you haven't talked
28:18
to in a long time. I haven't
28:21
seen a Walmart, thinking to you, bro.
28:23
Like, I haven't talked to you
28:25
since the pandemic. He's great. Hey,
28:28
Zustrae. Great great comedian. So
28:29
funny, and I just texted him.
28:32
You know? What are you gonna
28:34
do? Cheers. Yeah.
28:37
Amazing at predictions, fat
28:39
thumbs. You know what I'm saying? That's But
28:41
I
28:41
I mean, that's a it's not
28:44
widely available. But I will say when
28:45
we recorded that in the peak of
28:48
Omnicron, the fact that, yes, there was
28:50
not a queue and you could get one
28:52
without a scalper getting in front of
28:54
you, take it I take a w and I get a w.
28:56
Alright. I I gotta I gotta give you the
28:59
w on that. Although, I'm I'm
29:01
sure that'll be some listeners who
29:02
are, like, I tried to get and I could
29:05
not. But
29:06
I don't know. Maybe not. So I said generally generally.
29:09
Generali. Alright.
29:11
Okay. Christian
29:13
has a win. And I think this is the
29:15
trend this year. Again, twenty twenty one
29:17
was my year. Twenty twenty two.
29:20
Whoof. Speaking of Wolf, here's
29:22
my second one. Cronos
29:24
Trigger remake announced
29:28
for a twenty twenty three release.
29:31
Nope.
29:33
Nope. That didn't Maybe. Maybe
29:35
I'll get the back half. Right? You
29:37
know? Twenty twenty three. Maybe. Maybe I'm
29:39
just a year early. That's is my spring
29:41
theme. Maybe just a year early.
29:43
But, no, there hasn't been a whiff of
29:45
a corona trigger remake.
29:47
That I know
29:48
of, unless I missed missed the announcement.
29:50
But I wasn't in Walmart sending
29:52
pictures to my friends to prove I was right
29:54
all year
29:55
long. What
29:55
are you
29:56
gonna do? So, you know,
29:58
not doing good. The
30:00
old Jeff 476.
30:04
Christian's third
30:06
bold prediction from twenty
30:08
twenty two
30:10
is this. Another major
30:13
franchise goes free to
30:15
play at least for a
30:16
mode. At least for
30:19
a mode, And we went into a long
30:21
discussion in that podcast
30:23
last year about what that
30:25
meant exactly and you were talking about Call of
30:27
Duty and how it sort of was doing
30:29
that and What game
30:31
are you gonna use as
30:34
your example of being right on this one?
30:36
Because it's pretty
30:36
general. A game, free
30:39
to play.
30:39
What do
30:40
you think? Overwatch two
30:42
nailed it. Alright.
30:45
Do we
30:45
not
30:45
know that at that time that Overwatch two was gonna be
30:47
a free to play game? Alright. Not it was
30:49
a SQL, numbered, SQL, boxed,
30:52
retailed item. Yeah. There you
30:53
go. Yeah. No. That's a that's a w.
30:55
Because that that That game,
30:58
that's a huge thing that I
31:00
went for you to play
31:01
huge. And I think
31:04
I think that I I gotta you full points for that. I
31:06
mean, you could argue that
31:07
the watch too isn't like
31:09
a major franchise, but
31:12
No. It is. Mean, think it is.
31:14
It is. Of course Clifford wants it to
31:16
be. Yeah.
31:17
Yeah. Alright. Christian
31:21
crushing me this year. He
31:24
burns burns everything
31:26
that can
31:27
burn. Everybody
31:28
sleeps better with a weighted blanket, Jeff. It's okay.
31:30
That's all you're feeling. It's a hug.
31:33
This is
31:34
the weighted blanket of podcasting.
31:37
Alright. My
31:37
predictions are like a weight of
31:40
correctness on your
31:41
chest until this
31:44
year's
31:44
Alright. Here's here's the weight
31:47
of incorrectness coming at you with my
31:49
third bold
31:51
prediction. Peers of War
31:53
six is announced, again,
31:56
not for this
31:56
year, but twenty twenty three or
31:58
beyond. And
31:59
it's open world Open
32:02
world gears of war.
32:04
Nope. And
32:05
nope. I mean, maybe maybe I'm
32:07
early. Maybe I'm fast early.
32:10
I think you have a time machine and this is like how you
32:12
choose to reveal it to our audience. You're like, oh,
32:14
I did so bad last year.
32:16
I did so bad.
32:18
All of
32:20
these feel like this year to
32:23
me. Yeah. It's just
32:26
my my time machine is
32:28
mis calibrated. Is what
32:30
it is. Yeah.
32:33
Alright. Not doing
32:35
well folks. 476 is why we do this
32:37
because Jeff sometimes gets
32:38
wrecked. You mister was so fun because I got
32:41
476 gloat and be happy. We
32:43
have a jingle that goes like Jeff was wrong
32:45
476 it makes Christian feel happy for at
32:47
least a bit. Jeff was wrong and
32:50
Christian has doesn't have
32:52
a hole in his heart for at least five
32:53
seconds. Is there one I
32:55
would say 476 anyone is listening and it's
32:57
thinking of turning that into an actual jingle, it's
33:00
not gonna get played. So
33:02
don't waste your efforts. And
33:05
besides, I only get to use it, like, once a
33:08
year anyway. The happiness is
33:10
fleeting, so don't worry about it.
33:13
Alright. Fourth, bold
33:17
prediction from twenty twenty two from
33:19
Christian Spicer.
33:20
PS Plow doesn't add day
33:23
one triple a games this
33:25
year. No day one
33:27
triple a games to Plow
33:29
in
33:30
twenty twenty two.
33:34
Stray is
33:36
my retort. That's, you know, we can argue
33:38
whether that's AAA or not.
33:40
But it was a
33:44
day one exclusive
33:46
release that was up
33:49
for end of the
33:51
year
33:51
awards. I I don't
33:53
know if you I mean, it's it's a double
33:55
a game at the minimum. Right?
33:57
I don't know if triple I don't
33:59
know. We didn't really define what
34:02
your
34:02
your you know,
34:02
your idea of AAA was at that time. If you
34:05
meant, 476 a war and all that
34:07
stuff, I think you know, 476, a AAA
34:09
game. Yeah. I
34:10
don't know if they were at. Are
34:12
you Straight feels like the Straight bullet
34:15
that might Straight is
34:17
Straight
34:17
is the
34:17
question mark.
34:20
Me being me, I will take credit for it.
34:22
And that
34:23
when Stray was announced day and day,
34:25
you did not hear folks being
34:27
like, oh snap.
34:29
We get in stray. Like PS plow, we're
34:32
feasting over here. Now don't we
34:33
rush stray face? It
34:34
has to look pretty excited that
34:36
it was that it was hitting day and day
34:38
on on that service? Sure. But it it's not
34:40
you know, I'll let the audience decide
34:42
that one. I feel good about
34:45
my predictions. I'm okay with it. I think that's a
34:47
pretty dang good bold
34:50
prediction and to even just be
34:52
mostly
34:52
right. Again is, I'm right, but we all lost.
34:55
Yeah. Yeah. Your
34:58
predictions
34:59
had a real bumper 476
35:02
the tone last year.
35:03
I predict this will be the last episode
35:05
of this podcast. We're
35:08
all bad.
35:09
I predict nothing turns out
35:11
great. I mean, I I think I
35:13
said everything is delayed, so I can't I
35:15
can't be the voice of not
35:17
bummer. Hey,
35:17
Jeff, including your predictions.
35:20
That's all it is. Everything is delayed including
35:22
my Yes.
35:23
Oh. So
35:26
we may I'm reflectively
35:28
right. I'm I'm right.
35:30
Your old prediction makes
35:32
your new current predictions right.
35:36
Time travels hard. It
35:38
is
35:39
It's like looking in an infinite
35:41
mirror, you know? Yeah.
35:43
Yeah. Just accept it.
35:44
The the the same way the movies do now. Like, your
35:46
time traveling, how does that work? Just accept it.
35:48
That's all we're doing. It was accepting it.
35:50
Just accepting it. Alright. Here's my fourth
35:53
bold prediction.
35:57
PS VR two does released in twenty twenty
36:00
two.
36:01
Whoa. I'd
36:02
still think half life Alex 476
36:06
watched. Idle. And I will I will add something else
36:08
to make it more than just last year's same
36:10
prediction. There will also to
36:13
be a title from Insomniac.
36:17
Three wrong predictions
36:20
in one.
36:22
Now here's literally, as I was
36:25
sitting down this year to make my the
36:27
He's leaning in. Still
36:30
I still think Insomniac is gonna do a BSVR title. I
36:32
just don't think it's been announced yet, and
36:34
I still think half life Alex
36:37
is coming. I really I I have a hard time letting go of
36:40
these. Jeff, but a lot of tickets. Give
36:42
me the numbers. Give me I'm playing it a year
36:44
from now. 476 me the winning
36:46
numbers a year from now
36:48
to
36:48
now. Here's
36:50
here's my
36:51
only hail Mary to making
36:53
this not a complete disaster of
36:55
a prediction.
36:56
I purchased
36:56
PlayStation VR two in twenty twenty
37:00
two. I
37:02
my money was spent on it. Wasn't I
37:04
don't think it is. I don't think they've taken it out
37:06
of here. They've not charged me yet. I think they charged me.
37:09
I think they charged me dude. I'm
37:11
sure they charged me. I don't
37:13
know. That stinks. Anyway, I
37:15
have a receipt. How can it not be out if I
37:17
have a
37:17
receipt? Answer me that one. What is
37:20
this? What is this? It says
37:21
twenty twenty two clearly on
37:23
it. Clearly, it's really turning two on
37:26
it.
37:26
Three wrong predictions and what? You
37:28
say it every year to me?
37:30
That I keep
37:33
talking, and it's never almost never I
37:35
mean, we had that one instance where it kinda got a
37:37
little not good, not bad, but
37:39
Alright. But this is
37:42
this is a disaster year 476
37:44
disaster for predictions. Like,
37:47
I think I earned The
37:48
title, which I can never remember, what might you're Canvas Spicer
37:51
canvas canvas canvas canvas canvas canvas
37:53
canvas canvas
37:56
Yeah.
37:56
I have
37:57
to give that up this year. It's so
37:58
I it's a disaster
38:02
of predictions.
38:04
I'm gonna make up fourth though at the end of the show. I'm
38:06
gonna make up fourth. Okay. Here we go.
38:08
My Christian's fifth bold
38:10
prediction from twenty twenty
38:12
476.
38:14
I think Microsoft makes another sizable
38:16
acquisition. I went from Sony last year
38:18
to Microsoft this year. I don't think they're done. Yeah.
38:20
I don't know if it's
38:23
I said, I'd again last year,
38:25
but but for Microsoft, I think they
38:27
have another pop in
38:30
them. I almost had this
38:32
I think this they kind
38:34
of talked in various interviews
38:36
about still being actively interested
38:39
in making
38:39
acquisitions. Like, that's part of
38:42
their strategy. I I almost put this
38:44
down.
38:44
And I should've. I should've.
38:48
Almost only works in horses and hand
38:50
grenades,
38:51
Cannata, Well,
38:52
Idas is wrong Christian,
38:55
and technically, it
38:57
hasn't happened yet. He
39:00
The 476 government says no.
39:02
Well, but also though, yes,
39:04
you're correct there. But also, Idas
39:06
was also kind of correct.
39:09
Because it also was acquired. Yeah. It's just
39:11
not by Microsoft. Yeah. It's 476 not
39:13
by Microsoft. So --
39:13
Yeah. -- you know, the -- Me -- people
39:16
476 Pieces of light also requires. Yeah. Wide also showing its
39:18
leg lifting up the skirt a little bit, you know.
39:20
Yeah. And Microsoft
39:23
was not done. I
39:24
think yeah. I mean, I think
39:26
I think if anything you you were
39:29
wrong in how understated
39:32
you were about it. You know? Yeah. You
39:34
weren't saying Microsoft is gonna do something
39:36
here. It was like, hey, I
39:38
don't know. They'll do something,
39:40
but man. You know, Activision Blizzard, I don't think anybody saw coming,
39:42
but I gotta give you credit. That that
39:44
I I did not
39:46
have the
39:47
the kahone is to to actually say
39:49
it. You did.
39:50
And clearly, Microsoft was
39:53
not done. Well, it remains to be seen seen if it actually
39:56
happens and maybe maybe there'll be some predictions later
39:58
in the episode about that.
40:00
It's it's certainly one of the biggest questions of
40:02
twenty twenty
40:04
three is how that is all gonna play out. But the fact
40:06
that you saw 476 the inkling of
40:08
that coming, I think, is
40:10
impressive. And
40:12
Spicer Tourists had a had a good year in twenty twenty two,
40:16
clearly. Alright. Here's
40:19
my fifth one.
40:22
Yubisoft announces
40:24
a game with a
40:28
marvel
40:28
license. Or they
40:29
don't, or maybe they don't,
40:32
or possibly
40:33
they don't. Gotta just turn
40:35
to my spit laughing.
40:38
Was
40:38
was Avatar announced this year? No. I
40:40
think
40:40
that was actually
40:41
announced in twenty twenty one. Does that give you a
40:43
partial credit?
40:43
That's a big Disney, you know,
40:46
a huge Disney IP, but that's that wasn't twenty Well, they showed more of
40:48
it this year, but I think they announced it. Because, you
40:50
know, the movie's been announced for a
40:52
decade now. Yeah. But
40:55
Okay.
40:56
I mean, again, Jeff, that Gannett, I I I'm
40:58
gonna love if all of these are right for twenty
41:00
twenty three. They feel
41:01
right. You know what the problem
41:04
is Christian?
41:05
We're not gonna any of this in a year. I'm gonna be
41:07
worried about what we're
41:08
saying today in a year and all the stuff
41:11
I said last year, you know what
41:13
I
41:13
can remember? And that's, like, you know, I got maybe I gotta do the Christian
41:16
sponsored method of keeping notes and not just,
41:18
like, check back in a year later.
41:24
Alright. We have two
41:26
more of the bold
41:28
before we even get to our
41:30
cool ranch. And
41:32
here is Christian's final
41:34
bold
41:35
prediction. Gaming isn't a focus
41:37
for set. Here's more about
41:40
their ARVR headset this
41:42
year. And despite last
41:45
year, things that they would make gaming a big focus for Apple TV,
41:47
which they did not. I think
41:49
gaming might exist on this
41:51
headset, but I don't think that's how
41:53
they're positioning it.
41:55
Well, we don't know. This is
41:57
a big question mark still. Right? Because we
41:59
have not even heard any whispers of
42:01
I mean, we heard heard whispers, but it
42:03
was no official announcement of the Apple headset or
42:05
or any indication of what it's gonna
42:08
be. So this might be your
42:10
your kind of this year
42:12
or next
42:13
your kind of premature
42:16
prediction? III will say that
42:18
this is a miss, but I also
42:20
say Apple
42:22
you
42:22
were ready to announce it. You you had it. It was
42:24
there. Yeah. I blame I blame production
42:27
shortages, chip shortages, and
42:30
just manufacturing. And then also Apple is always a hard
42:32
prediction because unless it's like the
42:34
iPhone or whatever, a lot of
42:36
their stuff takes
42:38
a while to come out. I mean, how long
42:40
has that car been rumored? You know?
42:42
Yeah. I still unfortunately stand
42:44
by that prediction that it won't be
42:47
a gaming focused headset just
42:50
based on everything else they've shown in terms of of the
42:52
gaming landscape.
42:53
But, yeah, this this this
42:55
was not a twenty twenty two prediction
42:57
the way it worked out. Yeah. Yeah. I
42:59
mean, I'm very curious if we're even gonna hear about
43:01
it this year. I mean, people have
43:03
been talking about this this rumored
43:06
ARVR thing or maybe even
43:08
two headsets that one one is
43:10
pure VR and one is an ARVR
43:12
thing and There's been so many rumors swirling about
43:13
it. We've heard about, you know,
43:17
components that they've
43:20
sort of had in the pipeline and people are speculating, oh, it might
43:22
be this you there's they're
43:24
the kind of company that could spend billions of
43:26
dollars working on something and then just
43:29
never put it You know, like
43:31
the car. So I'm I'm hopeful.
43:33
I think if Apple enters
43:35
the ARVR market in the near
43:37
future, it'll really
43:40
solidify that as a major,
43:42
you
43:42
know, a a major tech
43:45
sector. And -- Yeah.
43:47
I
43:47
think we vitalize the interest in
43:50
ARVR, and
43:51
I do think it's
43:52
inevitable. I just don't know if it's inevitable in the
43:54
near term or if it's, you know,
43:56
if it's gonna be AAAAAA
43:59
thing where Apple will wait for the
44:01
market to mature
44:02
a little more as they all do.
44:06
Yes. I do wonder what the whatever
44:08
that business quest or
44:10
whatever that meta the fancy meta
44:13
headset. I do wonder if that
44:16
the reception of that or the adoption of that or
44:18
how Apple's looking at Horizon
44:20
or whatever Meta's thing is and
44:23
kind of looking at the spend
44:25
that Meta is doing and wondering, like, is this
44:27
the market we be in yet? I think you and
44:29
I are both pretty bullish
44:32
still on ARVR being the
44:32
future, whether we want it to be or not as dystopic
44:34
as it can be, but also how
44:36
cool
44:36
it can be. And I do think
44:40
that they're playing in the space. But, yeah, who knows how long they're gonna sit on
44:42
this thing before they, you know, enter
44:44
the space and don't be gaming on
44:46
it? Yeah.
44:48
Yeah. And, you know, here we
44:50
are recording this on New Year's Day on
44:52
on the first of January. And
44:57
next week is CES.
44:59
And I suspect we'll
45:01
hear some ARVR news. I mean, obviously,
45:03
not from Apple. They don't do stuff at
45:05
at CES. But HTC potentially
45:08
gonna introduce a new
45:11
ARVR headset at at CES. And
45:13
there may be other companies that there
45:15
it may be more in the news and it may be more in
45:17
the zeitgeist after CES than sitting here just a
45:19
few days beforehand. So
45:22
obviously PSVR coming out in February, I
45:24
think will be a boon to that market as well.
45:26
So this may be
45:28
closer to a year where we're
45:31
it moves back into the consciousness
45:34
of more people, more than just you and
45:36
me, or
45:38
me. Alright. Here's my
45:40
final bold prediction for
45:43
twenty twenty two. Microsoft
45:45
476 three event has
45:48
a fable reveal, a lot
45:50
of
45:50
476, but the big mic drop
45:53
game at the end of the
45:55
show His machine games
45:56
is Indiana Jones game.
46:00
Nope. Nope. There was
46:03
no Indiana Jones. Although I'm still really excited about that game. And
46:05
maybe now that, you know, we're getting an indie movie this
46:08
summer, maybe it was just a year
46:10
early Christian.
46:13
Man, I
46:14
seriously, I am going to love it if
46:16
all of these come true. That's literally
46:18
this year's e three because it
46:20
could be because Starfield is still in November or
46:23
no, it is. It's early. You don't know. I don't
46:25
know in Starfield. They 476
46:27
know. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I
46:29
was thinking
46:29
that it was still after
46:30
e three. Dan They changed the release date from eleven eleven
46:32
twenty two to question mark.
46:36
No. So we don't know when it'll be.
46:38
But we make it
46:40
fable. We make it more starfield. If it's
46:42
after the
46:44
e three, And we might get any it could it's it's
46:46
plausible. Yeah. Especially
46:48
if any if any other Jones five comes
46:50
out and it's a hit,
46:52
And people like
46:53
it, you know, and there may it may be synergy that they wanna
46:55
capitalize on. I
46:58
mis
46:59
calibrated my crystal ball.
47:02
What happened?
47:04
Alright. So that concludes our bold predictions.
47:06
Other than basic
47:08
at least say what everybody knew, which is breath of the
47:10
world too, wasn't gonna be called
47:11
that. I went over, whiffs.
47:14
Huge whiffs.
47:16
Which
47:17
might be the first time in nine years where I literally just
47:19
didn't get anything remotely
47:22
correct.
47:23
That hurts. It hurts.
47:26
But I'm I'm
47:27
man enough to be here and admit when I
47:29
was repeatedly
47:31
wrong. Just just a yearly. Just a
47:34
yearly. I dude, Matt props to you
47:36
Christian for great great
47:38
predictions last
47:40
year you know, you you have earned the title of mister Thomas
47:42
over and over again, and you
47:44
did so in twenty twenty
47:45
two. I'm being so
47:48
confident right now because I'm so
47:50
nervous for this year's show, Jeff. I've
47:52
been driving, like, cool. Just
47:54
basking the glow of these w's while
47:56
I can. Like, you know, in the Marlin's
47:58
to do another baseball analogy, the Marlin's won the world series and that where that was
48:00
ninety seven. And then you just sold
48:03
the entire team that feels like
48:06
me this year in twenty twenty three. I feel
48:08
like my payroll's been slashed. I already sold
48:10
the season tickets. I'm just coasting on last
48:12
year's victories.
48:14
You gotta ride
48:14
it. You gotta do it. Save for
48:15
it as long as you 476, Christian, because literally it's the
48:17
first half of this episode. The second half. Hey,
48:20
everybody. I'll come
48:22
crashing down. But again, the thing that I've learned, especially, it feels
48:24
like especially in the last few
48:26
years with 476 COVID and
48:28
and and delays
48:30
being much more common than they ever were
48:32
before, it really feels
48:34
like it's hard
48:36
to predict the next
48:38
year because -- Yeah. -- kind of
48:40
know everything about the
48:42
next year in a lot of ways. Because
48:44
all the games that were supposed to come out
48:46
this year are the
48:48
next year. So the whole fun of
48:50
predicting is coming up with unexpected
48:52
things and to be able to just
48:53
say, like, Yeah. We know 476, like,
48:56
five or six exciting things are coming out. Anyway, I'm just
48:57
making excuses because I
48:59
was so abysmal.
49:02
Alright. Let's
49:03
get to the real stuff, the
49:05
boldest flavor country, the
49:09
the the tingle in your mouth
49:12
that is cool ranch.
49:14
And again, I say it every year,
49:18
Christian. Frito Lay
49:20
476, we're right here.
49:22
We
49:22
will take your money. We
49:26
want the synergy of the
49:28
sponsorship, it makes so much sense.
49:30
Sponsored the show?
49:33
You know? And
49:35
The
49:35
cool wish. Do we know if it presents
49:37
the cool ranch predictions? Come
49:39
on. I'll go
49:41
as far to say 476 we're
49:45
too there. Maybe next year,
49:47
it's the
49:47
Pringles, predictions. Nice.
49:50
Just the threatened Doritos.
49:51
Is that what we
49:54
do? Yeah. And so
49:54
we have bold and once you popped, you can't stop predictions.
49:58
I like it. I
50:00
like it. Yeah. I don't
50:02
even I would I would even
50:04
do the bold and
50:06
the happy Honda days for you know, I I don't
50:09
even care. I don't you know? I'm forced to sail
50:11
is what I'm saying, ladies and
50:12
gentlemen. I will do I will do miss Vicki's
50:15
jalapeno kettle crisp.
50:22
Yeah.
50:22
Please 476. Please.
50:23
Mainstream America. You can
50:25
give us money. That's all I was saying. That's all
50:27
I was saying. Alright. Here we go.
50:30
Cool ranch prediction number one from
50:32
Christian 476 is
50:34
the pier where I think that we get
50:36
a now oust a new
50:38
476 skew. Nope.
50:43
Yes. Wait.
50:46
What?
50:47
Playstation five
50:48
with a new die that has
50:50
a new SKU was released in
50:53
twenty
50:53
twenty two. No discernible
50:57
difference. No discernible
50:59
difference. Exactly what you intended
51:01
with this prediction was a a
51:03
literally a new skew a number
51:08
that Target and Walmart will use
51:10
is what Christian
51:11
was predicting. Play that clip again. That's what I said. I said a new ski I said
51:14
it'd be announcement here where I think
51:16
that we get announced a new
51:18
PS
51:19
five skew.
51:20
So the only thing I got wrong, that
51:22
it was announced. All I had to do
51:24
was cut off the clip just slightly
51:26
476. A
51:29
new PS five. And if it just cut off right there, you would been
51:30
wrong. All I got wrong. It
51:32
but they did not announce it. They just quietly
51:35
released a minor you
51:37
know, inside refresh. 476 we
51:40
did get rumored that the
51:42
detachable disk drive, you
51:44
know, to plug in, like, that's out
51:46
to devs Yeah. Yeah.
51:48
And so, again, I'm in
51:49
coolant. I mean, I'm in once you pop, you
51:51
can't stop territory.
51:52
And again, you're gonna take
51:54
any technicality you can possibly find.
51:57
I am bat I'm still on the
51:59
parade route of twenty twenty two, Jeff, and you
52:01
can't stop it. A hilly cupboards have to gonna
52:03
come in because the crowd
52:05
is so
52:06
To get me through this parade. Okay? So, yeah,
52:08
that's a w bro. All of
52:10
Christian's predictions this year are gonna
52:12
be like, internal memos
52:14
476 big box retailers. My
52:17
prediction is this
52:19
year. The box will be listed in column b
52:21
of the Excel spreadsheet of Walmart's
52:25
internal
52:25
memoing. This
52:28
year's Black Friday ad by
52:29
target. We'll have a Xbox listing on page
52:31
twenty six of the digital
52:34
PDF. I was just writing
52:35
that that's
52:38
silky skew prediction all the way to the bank.
52:40
Alright. Yeah. Here's my
52:43
here's
52:43
my my first cool ranch, and I think might I
52:46
might have
52:48
to do similar technicality. Microsoft
52:50
announces a new Xbox
52:54
skew that is
52:56
streaming only. They
52:58
did and
52:59
they said it's not
53:01
coming out. We have it. It's
53:03
on
53:03
my shelf. 476 don't do
53:05
it. It. The whole we made a whole thing and
53:07
we just decided not to put it
53:10
out. They acknowledged that they
53:12
were making
53:14
the Was it project was it called project is
53:16
it an s? I will I will also
53:18
give you that one, Jeff, because again, we
53:21
are in wavy waves. Waivey
53:24
lays
53:24
territory. I guess that's
53:25
still I guess that's still the same that's the
53:27
same manufacturer. Because
53:31
they did do the
53:34
Samsung TV x
53:36
cloud integration. And I think that's pretty big.
53:38
Like, it's not a skew that you could buy of
53:40
just x box, but they put Xbox
53:43
on something that is one
53:45
hundred percent not
53:46
Xbox. So again, out in out in
53:48
cool ranch territory, you claw
53:51
for those
53:51
w's. 476, the medical examiner
53:54
looks at you and goes, there's w under the
53:56
nails. We're gonna count
53:58
that one. So I looked it up.
54:00
It's it's called it was called
54:02
Keystone. Yeah. That's
54:02
right. And they said they
54:06
they canceled Keystone, private keystone, it was
54:08
the All Xbox Game Pass streaming device. And
54:12
they were they even he he
54:15
our
54:15
friend, what's
54:16
his bucket? Put it on his shelf? Yeah.
54:18
Phil Spencer. Yeah. Phil put it on his You
54:20
have to get us this
54:21
year. Phil
54:21
was out 476 good as he
54:24
let's big fan. And just throwing
54:25
us under
54:25
the bus left hand around.
54:28
Anyway,
54:29
Keystone didn't work out.
54:32
But I I when I when I
54:34
announced that, by the way, we didn't know anything about
54:36
Keystone or, you know, I guess, we were kind of
54:38
rumoury. But it was a it was a
54:40
cool ranch. Could have been a thing, but nope. In terms of Like
54:42
someone was driving through
54:43
Montana, looked out their window and go.
54:45
That's a cool ranch. Like, that's kind
54:47
of territory we were
54:50
in.
54:50
Yes. Labor
54:51
country. Labor country is
54:54
what it is. Alright. Here
54:56
is
54:57
Christians. Second cool ranch prediction.
55:00
Bobby
55:00
is out in Activision. Yeah. I
55:02
I think that's the saddest part is
55:04
that it has to be cool ranch.
55:07
has be
55:08
more unlikely. Yeah. I
55:10
know. And unlikely it
55:13
was because Babikonic is
55:16
still employed with the with
55:18
that sweet sweet
55:18
job. And and who knows, you know, with
55:21
it with this acquisition,
55:24
In
55:25
play, who knows what his future is gonna be at this point? Thanks a
55:27
lot. FTC.
55:28
I hope you're happy. Yeah. You're ruining
55:30
my cool ranches. Yeah. Well,
55:34
I mean, I think you knew that it was
55:36
an unlikely relatively unlikely
55:38
prediction because you put it in cool range,
55:40
and that's kinda what we talked about. Right? And
55:43
that clip how it's not a no brainer even though
55:45
it seems like such a no brainer to get
55:48
rid of the guy who
55:50
presided over all
55:52
the problems. Yeah.
55:54
In fact, they just and said Blizzard was
55:56
like, you know what? Let's bring back one
55:58
of the other
55:59
guys. That was in charge during all of
56:01
these problems. Yeah. Yeah.
56:04
Uh-huh.
56:04
That's a
56:05
big whiz. Big whiz. Oh.
56:07
Big whiff, but I think it was a more hopeful one than than
56:09
anything else on your part.
56:12
Yeah. Alright.
56:14
Cool ranch.
56:16
Number. Where's oh, I
56:18
didn't get my number to
56:20
load it up. Let me do that. Cool Ranch
56:22
number two
56:24
from me. Here it
56:26
is. Apple's
56:28
VR headset is announced
56:31
at CDC
56:33
for release in early twenty
56:35
twenty three. Making twenty
56:38
twenty three,
56:40
your v r.
56:42
Could
56:42
be? Could
56:43
still be? The last part could be.
56:46
Yeah. It
56:47
could be. The
56:48
last part
56:49
could be. They did not announce it in WWE. And no
56:51
indication of when or if they will
56:53
announce it.
56:55
But
56:56
PSVR two is coming
56:57
out in February. Who knows? 476 be the
56:59
year VR? Yes. Yes.
57:02
Yes. Next week. The
57:04
new ACV That's a
57:06
competitor. So, yeah, it still could be. You're you're
57:07
okay. You're hanging in there. I'm hanging in
57:09
there. Yeah. A
57:10
solid chance
57:11
of not being completely wrong, which is
57:13
all I hope 476 hoped
57:15
for. Yeah. You just wanna have a little bit of that dust on your
57:17
fingers when you're in orange territory.
57:20
Right. That's right. Just to be able to
57:22
remember what it was like to
57:24
taste anything. You know? Yeah.
57:26
Alright. Here is your
57:30
third.
57:31
Cool ranch prediction. Metroid
57:33
Prime comes out to switch even if it's just
57:36
a re rerelease
57:38
of
57:38
one. Still waiting
57:40
on that one too. That's
57:44
any day. Now,
57:46
does
57:47
476 like you're right?
57:48
I
57:48
did I did emulate it on my steam deck, so I guess for
57:51
me 476. That
57:54
came true. It's
57:57
like 476 you see the episode of
58:00
Cheers where Cliff goes
58:02
on
58:04
on jeopardy? And he's -- Yes. -- crushing
58:06
everybody. And then the final jeopardy answer question is or
58:10
answer is you know,
58:11
a list of famous people 476, like, what do these people have
58:13
in common? And he
58:16
he writes, all these people
58:18
have never been in
58:19
my kitchen. And
58:21
they're they're they're like, well, he's fine as long as he didn't as long
58:23
as he didn't
58:24
wager everything. And then, of course, he
58:26
wager everything. And he's like But it's
58:30
true. None of them have been in my
58:31
kitchen. Anyway, yeah. I mean, I
58:34
do have it on my steam deck
58:36
with the HD texture pack. So it
58:38
feels no.
58:40
N Nintendo, just do it. You have it. You have to have
58:42
it. There's no way you don't have it. Just
58:44
do it. That's that's like this that's gonna
58:46
be Monday after this show
58:49
goes out. People gonna be listening this and being like,
58:51
sorry, bro. They just released
58:54
it. Well, for
58:54
now, it's
58:55
a mess. Yeah.
58:58
Yeah.
58:59
We we we still wait any Metroid News. You
59:02
know, Metroid News
59:04
for twenty twenty three. We'll see. We'll
59:06
see if you predict that later in the show. Alright.
59:10
My third cool ranch
59:11
prediction. Hang on.
59:15
Here it goes. The next
59:17
big Mario game is
59:19
a new version of
59:21
Super Mario RPG.
59:26
No. No. It's not. No. I mean, we don't know what the next big Mario
59:28
game is,
59:29
but it's true. Again, you could be right.
59:31
It'd be right?
59:34
Probably
59:34
not. But it was a big swing. I took
59:36
a big swing on that 1II felt good
59:38
about that, but it it
59:40
was a big swing. Alright. Christian's fourth
59:43
core inch prediction This one, ladies and
59:45
gentlemen, maybe the best thing you did
59:48
all
59:48
year. Core
59:50
Ranch prediction,
59:52
a core substantial, end quote,
59:54
new mode comes to Fortnite.
59:56
I like it when
59:57
you
59:59
quote yourself You're I mean, it's all a quote, Christian. It's
1:00:02
just substantial. Like, putting it
1:00:03
in air quotes, like, sub like,
1:00:05
bolding it. Substantive. If
1:00:08
you decide substantial. It's still the word still works.
1:00:10
You don't have to put it in scare quotes. You
1:00:12
know? I you know, when you get it right,
1:00:14
Jeff, I understand why
1:00:16
you just need to nitpick, but
1:00:18
when
1:00:18
you rush when you crash. Right.
1:00:20
Like, when you call a shot, like,
1:00:22
after 476 called his shot, like, you
1:00:24
know what? I wanna try that
1:00:25
too, and then you also call a shot and then
1:00:27
hit another home run. Yeah. Like, I I get where you're trying
1:00:28
to take me down a peg, but you know what, Jeff? It's
1:00:30
twenty twenty two Christian, and I'm living
1:00:34
large still. So I still feel great about nailing
1:00:36
-- Yeah. -- that quarantine. And I was like, oh, of
1:00:38
course, they were gonna do that really. In
1:00:40
January twenty twenty two, you
1:00:42
all were like, of 476, Fortnite's gonna
1:00:44
do
1:00:45
that. Get out of town, I was.
1:00:47
And by I mean, if just
1:00:49
a prayer, it came true.
1:00:52
It was It was, quote, substantial, end
1:00:54
quote, because it has become,
1:00:56
quote, the most popular
1:00:58
mode, end quote,
1:01:00
I think, be in no build
1:01:02
mode, which Christian alone
1:01:04
saw
1:01:05
coming. Pretty impressive.
1:01:07
Saw, quote, that coming. So Very
1:01:10
impressive. Very impressive. And
1:01:13
Fortnite continues to
1:01:16
become ready player one. You
1:01:18
know, I mean, it continues to become the
1:01:20
the the multiverse on its own
1:01:22
somehow. Quote
1:01:23
unquote. Quote unquote. Quote unquote. Yeah.
1:01:25
Alright. Here's my last one, which is a little
1:01:27
goofy, but we'll listen to it
1:01:29
anyway. Christian Spicer. Now
1:01:32
again, this is cool
1:01:34
ranch,
1:01:34
ready. Before twenty twenty two ends,
1:01:37
owns an NFT.
1:01:41
476
1:01:43
thin entities are gonna be
1:01:45
a bigger thing. You're not
1:01:48
wrong. The problem is, I
1:01:50
didn't buy any of them. Like, as a
1:01:52
DC universe, subscriber. They're
1:01:54
like, here's your Batman cow and 476 team.
1:01:56
I'm like, no. In like Angel City, we have
1:01:58
season tickets to the in WSL team.
1:02:00
And they're like, thank you for being day one
1:02:02
supporter, get your Angel City crush. And I'm like,
1:02:04
476. I literally didn't do the thing they
1:02:06
said to do. And they sent another email.
1:02:09
They're like, just to make sure no one missed out, you have it.
1:02:11
And I'm
1:02:11
like, give
1:02:12
me one moment. So you got
1:02:14
that one right over my dead body.
1:02:17
I didn't say you buy
1:02:19
one. I
1:02:19
said you have own one.
1:02:22
Yeah. Also, I should say that the Open
1:02:24
Sea wallet that Jeff keeps gifting
1:02:26
me. It's just
1:02:27
ridiculous. I
1:02:30
I the spirit of that one was that I thought
1:02:32
there was gonna be some
1:02:34
as much as I didn't completely believe in out of
1:02:36
t's, I thought there was gonna be some compelling thing
1:02:38
by the end of the year
1:02:41
But man, that the spirit of that could not be
1:02:43
more wrong because I think we saw it could just, you
1:02:46
know, fall away and
1:02:48
not be nobody's talking about it anymore. I mean, some people are,
1:02:50
but it's very
1:02:54
much not
1:02:56
what we all thought it was gonna be at the beginning of the year, which is
1:02:58
like a major part of the gaming industry.
1:03:00
It just it's kinda fallen on
1:03:02
space and a lot of people 476 happy about that.
1:03:06
And so, you know, I can't I can't take any points even though you
1:03:08
actually have You get you get full
1:03:09
credit. I
1:03:10
own them. I 476 not know how to access them.
1:03:13
But I have them somewhere. Alright.
1:03:16
Well, that's that was a total
1:03:18
and complete disaster 476
1:03:21
me, but Christian Again, Spiced Spicer
1:03:24
represent in full effect kudos. You're
1:03:26
gonna have to now you gotta repeat.
1:03:29
Nobody care nobody cares about last
1:03:30
year's victories. It's one They do, though. No. They
1:03:33
own a hat. They all like it. They have the they
1:03:35
have the patch. They give the shirt to
1:03:38
their kid. The team grows up remembering how, you
1:03:40
know, the last dance for twenty
1:03:42
twenty two was Christians, so I stood on
1:03:44
his
1:03:45
last hand
1:03:45
is this just a
1:03:47
gift of you looking at your
1:03:49
your iPad and looking
1:03:51
up like, what? Be
1:03:53
looking at the new SKU that Sonya
1:03:55
and
1:03:57
Alright. Let's talk about some of the games that we know
1:04:00
are coming
1:04:02
out. None. None zero, but potentially
1:04:04
zero. Well, the games that have been announced,
1:04:06
the games that are on the docket
1:04:08
for twenty twenty three
1:04:10
at least
1:04:11
at the moment. Twenty twenty's
1:04:12
games is what you're saying. The games that were
1:04:14
rumored to come out in twenty twenty. A lot
1:04:17
of games that we thought might
1:04:19
be coming out this last year now dated
1:04:22
for twenty twenty
1:04:23
476. There's a lot of, you
1:04:25
know, unknowns as to whether they'll
1:04:27
even make these
1:04:29
dates dates are more of a feeling
1:04:32
than anything else. Not not
1:04:34
rock
1:04:35
hard certainty anymore?
1:04:38
It is a When you make a prediction to happen
1:04:40
in twenty twenty two. You it could
1:04:42
also be twenty twenty three.
1:04:45
Like Right. Who's to say? Who's to say? So
1:04:47
there's a lot of games that we could talk about. I
1:04:49
I wanna, you know, throw the
1:04:52
doors open, for you
1:04:54
and and find out about the games you're most
1:04:56
excited about. I mean, there's a lot of ones we
1:04:58
know. I just I'll start the conversation
1:05:00
off with this. Because there's some awesome games coming
1:05:03
out January, February. This last
1:05:06
year, February really
1:05:08
was the date that all of the twenty
1:05:10
delayed 476, not all, but many of
1:05:12
them. Yeah. February felt like this
1:05:14
jam packed
1:05:16
crazy week after week release schedule, which is what the
1:05:19
fall used to be in the olden days. In
1:05:21
the days, you know, when we first started doing
1:05:23
the podcast 476, like, 476
1:05:26
end of October, early November, mid November time frame
1:05:28
was just where everything was concentrated,
1:05:31
not the case anymore. last
1:05:34
year, it was February. This year,
1:05:36
I present to you Christian.
1:05:41
May and June. Listen
1:05:43
to this.
1:05:43
Listen to this. Well,
1:05:44
actually, it it starts even earlier. April
1:05:48
fourth, Hogwarts
1:05:50
legacy. Well, actually,
1:05:52
I mean, March seventeenth, we
1:05:54
got Jedi's Star Wars Jedi's survivor,
1:05:56
March
1:05:56
seventeenth. That's the date for that.
1:05:59
Yeah. Two
1:05:59
weeks later, 476 Remake.
1:06:02
One week later,
1:06:06
Hogwarts legacy. It's big game. I mean, there's a lot of mixed feelings
1:06:08
about the Harry Potter franchise now, but
1:06:10
undeniably a big
1:06:11
game. Two weeks
1:06:14
after
1:06:14
that, Verizon Forbidden West, Burning Shores, DLC,
1:06:16
which I'm excited about, maybe others aren't.
1:06:18
And then end of April is
1:06:20
Dead Island
1:06:20
two, and that that's where
1:06:24
it gets starts getting
1:06:25
really cool raunchy up in here.
1:06:27
Dead Island two,
1:06:30
May twelfth, If it
1:06:32
holds, legends delta, here's the
1:06:34
kingdom. Two weeks later,
1:06:36
suicide squad killed the justice
1:06:38
league on May
1:06:40
twenty sixth. One week later, Street Fighter
1:06:42
476. Four days later,
1:06:44
Diablo four. Two weeks
1:06:46
after
1:06:47
that, 476 Fantasy sixteen. 476
1:06:52
that stretch
1:06:53
of huge
1:06:56
triple in in the summer,
1:07:00
which used to be when nothing came
1:07:02
out.
1:07:02
Oh, Sony released infamous in the summer
1:07:04
because it putting it out to die. Like,
1:07:06
no one plays during yeah.
1:07:09
This, like,
1:07:09
May June, the end of, you
1:07:12
know, March, April, May, June.
1:07:14
These are the months when we used
1:07:16
to be scrambling to come up with stuff to
1:07:18
talk about. Games to
1:07:20
play. You know, we I've been delving
1:07:22
into the nineties. And now it
1:07:24
is this
1:07:26
section is Honestly,
1:07:29
overwhelming. Zelda, suicide
1:07:30
squad, street fighter six, Diablo
1:07:33
four, final Fantasy sixteen.
1:07:35
What
1:07:36
how those are all
1:07:40
sixty
1:07:41
hundred hour two hundred hour
1:07:44
experiences. What's
1:07:46
how? Crazy.
1:07:50
I don't I mean, I don't even know. That's I just wanted to
1:07:52
throw that out as just
1:07:54
a
1:07:54
data point. You can feel
1:07:57
free to games or any other games that we
1:07:59
know about coming in twenty twenty
1:08:01
three. So I'm
1:08:03
gonna throw out three
1:08:06
and they are hopefully known, you know. One
1:08:08
is a little less known as
1:08:11
a twenty twenty three game. And
1:08:13
they're all sequels, which, you know, say what you will about that, but I get
1:08:16
down with the sequel as this
1:08:18
year's favorite of the year has
1:08:20
shown. First,
1:08:23
Spidey two. I am so
1:08:25
down for Spider Man two from Insomniac
1:08:27
Games. I'm really playing. We think we'll
1:08:29
be a fall game. It doesn't have
1:08:31
an exact date yet. May or may not slip. I
1:08:33
don't know. I I hope it doesn't It doesn't slip unless
1:08:35
it's totally the
1:08:38
Spider Man two where, you
1:08:39
know, Sticks. You're right? It does stick.
1:08:41
In the wall. Yeah. Sticks. Spidey
1:08:44
sticks. I'm replaying Spider Man remastered on PC
1:08:46
with my Spicer I'm also
1:08:48
476 playing it on
1:08:50
steam deck. My oldest daughter has a super gone into it on steam deck. She just loves, you know, the open world
1:08:52
and playing it. Do you
1:08:54
recall that the teensy Jeep?
1:08:59
Is it handheld? A
1:09:01
teensy GP? It's a
1:09:03
teensy GP. The army GP?
1:09:05
The RP GP? The DP Army?
1:09:07
I don't know. I'm very excited for that in
1:09:09
a in a big big way. I love that first game. I love
1:09:11
Miles Morales. I'm very excited to see
1:09:14
where that story goes. I love the
1:09:16
original yeah, the original story
1:09:18
that they're telling, I think it's so cool. What they did in the first game, which I won't spoil for people, if they still haven't played it, they 476
1:09:20
it up on sale here
1:09:22
this, you know, holiday, it respects
1:09:27
the character in a way that I
1:09:29
think really respects the character and everything in
1:09:31
the comics and media, but
1:09:33
also does things
1:09:36
vastly different and has been done in Spider Man Media
1:09:38
before, and and I I love them for that. I think it's a fantastic story
1:09:40
476, of
1:09:43
course, great Suicide squad to kill the
1:09:45
justice league. Like, please. You know, like,
1:09:48
rocksteady. I
1:09:51
love your games. They had big shake
1:09:53
up this year with, I believe, Chefton Hill saying, you know, bye
1:09:56
bye. I think staying
1:09:58
on for a bit, but
1:10:01
transitioning away. And, you know, mind understanding of that studio is that it is large has
1:10:03
largely been him. Right? Like, you think about,
1:10:05
like, Kojima and stuff like that as
1:10:08
studios. And
1:10:11
I think I'm getting my my announcement correct
1:10:14
that, you know, stepping
1:10:16
away as suicide squad has
1:10:18
yet to come
1:10:19
out. But I love those arkham games, nights just left such a bad
1:10:21
taste in my mouth. I love Harley
1:10:24
Quinn. I think
1:10:26
the way they're doing
1:10:28
with
1:10:29
Captain Boomerang, looks hysterical, like, what that character has
1:10:31
just always cuts me up. Obviously, we're excited for
1:10:33
that. I I hope I hope I hope
1:10:35
I hope it's good. And
1:10:39
it, I think, will also stick twenty
1:10:41
twenty
1:10:41
three. You think the twenty
1:10:44
twenty
1:10:44
six is is happening for suicide
1:10:47
squad.
1:10:47
I do. I I
1:10:47
really I mean, that that already feels like
1:10:49
a bold prediction, but -- Yeah. --
1:10:51
because
1:10:51
they had etched
1:10:53
would they write, like, October on
1:10:55
Harley's bat, you know, before for twenty
1:10:57
twenty two, and I feel like fool me one. So I I think that's on track. And then the
1:10:59
one that's kind of just now picking up steam as
1:11:02
a potential twenty twenty
1:11:03
three release Alan
1:11:06
Wake two. If Alan Wake two
1:11:08
comes out in twenty twenty 3II
1:11:10
texted you this to actually to you
1:11:12
and not to someone else whose name
1:11:14
starts with AJI was replaying
1:11:17
control on my 476
1:11:20
think Jeff controls an all
1:11:23
time like
1:11:23
top five
1:11:23
fave game of mine. 476? I'm also replaying
1:11:26
that on
1:11:26
my steam deck now as I'm not
1:11:28
at home. I love
1:11:31
that world. I love the way
1:11:33
the environment works in the old pitch for Alan
1:11:35
Wake two before the stuff they are
1:11:37
doing with enemies
1:11:40
and encounter and environmental encounters
1:11:42
like in remedies pitch deck for it. Looks so fascinating,
1:11:44
and I cannot
1:11:47
wait to see what
1:11:49
they bring to that franchise, especially
1:11:51
what they did with it in control
1:11:53
and and kind of seeing that connected
1:11:56
remedy universe I
1:11:58
think there's a good chance 476 it comes out in twenty twenty three that Allan Wake two might be a Gody contender for me. I mean,
1:12:03
a a Gody Very excited. Yeah.
1:12:06
Very excited for for Allan Wake too. And it'll be interesting to see
1:12:08
if it makes
1:12:11
476 dates. As
1:12:14
of yet. And again, these dates are
1:12:16
just dates. I don't wanna spoil any potential prediction
1:12:18
you might have in the next segment of the
1:12:20
show. But
1:12:22
I'm very curious if you think that Zelda is gonna
1:12:25
hit me
1:12:28
twelfth. Yes. Yes.
1:12:31
Just because I I think, again,
1:12:33
you were off a year, Jeff. Yeah.
1:12:35
I do. I I think I
1:12:37
do. Do you think it comes out? I
1:12:39
think I think
1:12:40
that machine can start turning in
1:12:42
a big way. I
1:12:43
do. I you know, I
1:12:45
have started to learn never bet against a
1:12:47
delay and yet another delay. Yeah.
1:12:52
But it does it it does feel like they wouldn't have
1:12:54
I keep saying that. I said that to about Starfield last
1:12:56
year. They wouldn't have said eleven eleven eleven
1:12:58
eleven twenty two if they weren't sure.
1:13:02
You know, it could definitely
1:13:04
be, here's the situation that
1:13:06
I wanna lay out to
1:13:09
you. For what I think would be
1:13:11
the most hilarious sequence of events. I think it
1:13:13
would be
1:13:14
we don't know when Starfield is coming out.
1:13:17
476 lot of people speculate it will be
1:13:19
in the same kind of summertime
1:13:21
frame. I think that
1:13:23
would be foolish.
1:13:26
476 not make that a fall
1:13:28
game 476 out of the way
1:13:30
of all these this this glut
1:13:33
of games? This
1:13:36
it's incredible in the middle of the year, it's just
1:13:38
like Bangor after Bangor after Bangor. I don't need a star field in there. I'm not gonna
1:13:42
have enough time as it is, to play all of these games
1:13:44
as they come out. So
1:13:46
I don't need another two
1:13:49
hundred hour experience in the middle
1:13:51
of Zelda and suicide squad and Diablo and it's
1:13:54
just too much. Right?
1:13:56
So Clariously,
1:14:00
if they do take
1:14:02
that strategy and and
1:14:05
476 Starfield in the fall and
1:14:08
then get out getting out of the
1:14:10
way of Zelda and then Zelda gets
1:14:12
pushed
1:14:13
to, like, the week right
1:14:15
before Starfield. And then you have the classic the classic situation
1:14:17
of Zelda overshattering literally everything
1:14:20
else
1:14:21
that comes
1:14:22
out. Yeah. I mean, I
1:14:24
feel 476 was the horizon
1:14:26
DLC coming out again? That's
1:14:28
a little early. It's April
1:14:30
nineteenth. Okay. So
1:14:31
maybe maybe Zelda gets moved up then. Just
1:14:33
mess with the poor
1:14:35
gorilla 476. Continue to just yeah.
1:14:37
Just continue to put his thumb
1:14:40
over four. Eloy. Yeah. I
1:14:41
mean, it's it's so
1:14:42
I I'm I'm really excited about Diablo IV. I
1:14:44
think that game is gonna be so much
1:14:46
fun. It's you know, I'm I
1:14:50
get addicted to diab to diabble games. I think I'm gonna
1:14:52
be addicted to that game.
1:14:54
But coming out so quickly after
1:14:56
Zelda's suicide squad, it just feels like,
1:14:58
oh my gosh. I need to breathe a little bit. I need of the wild. Or
1:15:01
I'm or, you know, so much
1:15:03
is gonna make me
1:15:05
have tears of the kingdom. Terrible. That was terrible.
1:15:08
No. Keep going.
1:15:08
I mean, I am go ahead. I
1:15:10
am at this point, Christian,
1:15:14
I'll be completely honest with you. I'm
1:15:16
a little nervous that
1:15:18
I might not love
1:15:20
Starfield. I'm nervous. You said that
1:15:22
what show was that that we I think that was on our e three show. Right? Because I I seemed the highest
1:15:24
on it. I think
1:15:26
you and Anthony were like,
1:15:28
But what the I think when they were in the
1:15:31
past, you're like, but what they showed and what they and I was like, I don't know. I'm still believing in the promise
1:15:33
of their premise and you
1:15:35
all were
1:15:36
like, I just I
1:15:38
mean, well, I know you might be right, but
1:15:40
I don't wanna be right. I and and honestly,
1:15:42
I've never not loved 476 Bethesda studio's game.
1:15:45
I mean, I love the Fallout Games. I love the Aldous
1:15:47
Girls Games. I love those games. And I love that's the kind of game that
1:15:49
I became a gamer to
1:15:51
enjoy as those spelling
1:15:54
open world exploration story
1:15:57
games. So there's no
1:15:59
reason why this shouldn't
1:16:01
be another one that I fall in love with, but I
1:16:03
just am a little nervous about
1:16:06
falling in love with this
1:16:08
fiction. And IIII worry
1:16:10
that it's gonna feel a little too much
1:16:12
like outer worlds or or it's gonna
1:16:15
it's just not which a game is
1:16:17
a game I did not click with So
1:16:19
anyway, I hope I'm wrong, but I'm
1:16:21
I'm a little worried about that
1:16:24
game.
1:16:25
Whereas I'm I just
1:16:27
have no doubt that I'm gonna love Diablo four. And Zelda,
1:16:29
I hope, like, clicks
1:16:31
with me
1:16:32
in
1:16:32
a way the breath of the wild
1:16:34
did not. And maybe post Phoenix rising,
1:16:36
I'll I'll just feel more
1:16:39
connection to that style
1:16:42
of game. Ironically, you know, like, maybe that's
1:16:44
the game that gets me into that more.
1:16:46
And I you know, people will make
1:16:48
fun of me for that, but I maybe
1:16:50
it's if it'll work for me. So I'm
1:16:53
hopeful that that game is as
1:16:55
glorious as it probably
1:16:58
will be for most. 476
1:17:00
for me it is as well. And,
1:17:02
you know, there's a lot of I'm I'm genuinely excited
1:17:05
about the Avatar
1:17:07
game from Ubisoft. Think that could
1:17:09
be really great. There's a lot of stuff that's that doesn't have dates that
1:17:11
-- Mhmm. -- you know, like,
1:17:14
like, stuff like metal metal slung
1:17:16
tactics. Super
1:17:19
excited about that game. You know? There's I'm
1:17:21
a I'll go ahead. Go
1:17:23
ahead. I'm gonna say Redfall is another
1:17:25
I
1:17:25
mean, I can do that. Yes. This isn't this isn't predictions
1:17:28
time, but I feel like,
1:17:30
you know, Microsoft got some
1:17:32
crappy on for
1:17:34
their game awards lack of presence.
1:17:36
And there we talked about kind of
1:17:38
the lack of big Microsoft games on Game Pass this
1:17:41
year. And, you know,
1:17:43
476 Spencer said that not having starfield
1:17:46
yet. You know, there's that gap in the lineup. I think this year, twenty twenty
1:17:48
three, Fort Samo
1:17:51
476 port 476, Red
1:17:53
476, Starfield, other games we don't know about that maybe you predicted
1:17:55
last year to come out
1:18:00
already. I think there's gonna be a
1:18:02
lot there and I mean, twenty twenty two is a great year for gaming,
1:18:04
but I I
1:18:07
look at the and silk song. If I
1:18:10
mean, per Microsoft's announcement, I think it was at e three where they said everything we're showing is
1:18:12
coming out in the next twelve
1:18:14
months, and people were like, wait.
1:18:17
That means 476 songs for
1:18:19
sure coming out before summer twenty
1:18:21
twenty. Like, if that comes out, oh, that's
1:18:23
that's exciting. That's super exciting. Yeah.
1:18:28
Yeah. The other big question mark for
1:18:30
twenty twenty three for me is, is
1:18:32
this finally the year
1:18:34
where it feels like we're
1:18:37
firmly in the next generation of consoles. You know? Does it feel
1:18:39
like it's essential to have APS5
1:18:43
or an 476 series console
1:18:47
to experience the height of gaming.
1:18:49
Right? And and maybe folks are not hoping
1:18:51
for 476, but as somebody who
1:18:53
happens to have those sounds I am, I wanna
1:18:55
see them push to limits. I I wanna see stuff
1:18:58
that isn't
1:18:58
paused. I mean, as great as Ragnarok looks,
1:19:02
it looks great on PS4 and I wanna see something that
1:19:04
proves to me why I needed to
1:19:06
upgrade to that new console
1:19:09
more than just, you know, faster
1:19:10
load times. Maybe, you know,
1:19:11
maybe Or Or Use those faster load times more,
1:19:13
you know.
1:19:14
476, that sort of thing. Faster load times could
1:19:16
be enough. But, like, double down.
1:19:18
Yeah. They're not. Right? Right. Yeah.
1:19:20
They're not optimized for that because they also
1:19:23
have to work on these previous generation of consoles. So and and maybe maybe
1:19:25
Star Wars Jedi
1:19:27
survivor is that. I am --
1:19:30
See. -- the stances and the stuff they've said about that game. Oh, I mean, for the
1:19:33
fact 476
1:19:36
So Yeah. Yeah. I was gonna say 476 fact
1:19:38
that it's next gen only and and it feels like it's the first wave of these
1:19:40
games that are kinda gonna be
1:19:43
next gen only, maybe that is
1:19:46
that. But anyway, you were saying the first game was what? It showed so much potential and
1:19:48
the fact 476 they've allowed
1:19:49
it, I was gonna
1:19:49
say the same thing that it's next gen only or current
1:19:52
gen still seems
1:19:55
weird to say because it's been such long cross
1:19:56
gen. Yeah. But the fact that they're really committing
1:19:58
to this franchise and it seems like learning from
1:20:03
what the first game was and what that potential could be to make
1:20:05
it better. Often gets thrown around assassin's
1:20:07
creed to assassin's creed
1:20:10
two. But I feel like the Jedi franchise
1:20:12
now for Star Wars could be that.
1:20:14
I could see this really fascinating leap
1:20:16
of uncharted to uncharted to and
1:20:18
creating this thing and that they're not doing
1:20:20
a cross gen game that they're doubling
1:20:22
down on this current hardware to make it hopefully something truly special from
1:20:25
a team that arguably
1:20:27
has only gotten better. Since
1:20:30
the last game came out
1:20:32
and, like, doubling down on their Star Wars
1:20:34
experience and building out this 476, the
1:20:36
folks over at Respawn, I mean, that
1:20:39
is an an early FODI for
1:20:41
sure. I'm
1:20:42
super excited about that.
1:20:45
476 saying FODI though. FODI. 476 not FODI,
1:20:47
not like forty ounce. 476 favorite of
1:20:49
the
1:20:50
year. Yeah. Yeah. And and, you know,
1:20:52
Marvel's Spider Man
1:20:54
two is also not Christian.
1:20:58
So maybe that shows
1:21:00
a leap forward as well. I mean,
1:21:02
I have a hard time imagining it
1:21:04
looking any better than the first one
1:21:06
on PC right now with my 476 because that's
1:21:08
like if the you know, if
1:21:10
they deliver that one on console, something
1:21:13
would be amazing too. But yeah. Yeah. There's lots
1:21:15
of great stuff. I I think it's
1:21:17
gonna be a big full year.
1:21:20
We'll see if
1:21:22
any of these games get pushed. But,
1:21:25
you know, this is all the first half
1:21:27
of the year. 476 most of the
1:21:29
stuff we're talking about, Spider Man not
1:21:31
included starfall potentially not or I keep saying that. Starfield not include
1:21:33
potentially not included. But so many of
1:21:36
these, what would be
1:21:38
like an entire year's worth
1:21:40
of the biggest games
1:21:42
in the world feel like they're happening in the first six months, which is wild. Wild.
1:21:48
Yeah. Lot to look forward to lot lots
1:21:50
of it, you 476, we'll be here talking
1:21:52
about as much of it as we
1:21:55
can cram into our eyeballs. I'm
1:21:58
I'm I'm genuinely worried about that maybe June period. It's like No kids. You're
1:22:00
still in school because dad needs to play
1:22:02
more
1:22:02
yes. Go back to school's out. For
1:22:07
summer, not for it's Yeah. Go.
1:22:08
Man, I tell you. Oh, who
1:22:10
do we need to
1:22:14
do? What? We get our kids
1:22:15
playing we gotta start farming out these games. You're right. You're
1:22:17
right. I did
1:22:18
starfield. Actually, it was my daughter. But it
1:22:21
was fan Alright. Something about your field. I know you
1:22:24
have six, but you you
1:22:26
get Dead Island too. Dead
1:22:29
Island. Nice. Sorry, Astell. You're playing Dead Space. I don't
1:22:31
care. You picked a short straw. Nothing
1:22:33
476
1:22:35
a bad game. But
1:22:37
you gotta play Dead Space this year. I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm playing hard
1:22:39
work's legacy.
1:22:41
You have to
1:22:44
play Dead space. You
1:22:45
got resume before remake dead space?
1:22:48
476. Damn
1:22:52
it. Alright.
1:22:54
Let's move on to the to the to
1:22:56
the to the real
1:22:58
No. We're good.
1:22:59
Thanks for
1:22:59
listening to me today. Patreon dot com
1:23:02
slash GLC pod. Remember Christian nailed In
1:23:04
twenty twenty two. And we think back at
1:23:06
twenty twenty
1:23:06
three, just think I did the same. Okay. That's the same. If
1:23:09
I This is where we
1:23:11
climb out onto the limb. Okay.
1:23:14
Off. Oh my god. This is the part of the show that I will be clipping next
1:23:17
year. And
1:23:20
hopefully hopefully, redeeming
1:23:23
myself.
1:23:24
Can you imagine, Christian,
1:23:26
the
1:23:27
next time we listen
1:23:30
to this, We will
1:23:32
be celebrating a decade of
1:23:34
doing the
1:23:35
show. Yeah. This is our
1:23:37
tenth year. We're we're starting
1:23:40
our tenth year when we complete
1:23:42
this next January, we will have done this show for a decade.
1:23:48
That's just That's not right. That's
1:23:50
not right. I'll I'll say this right now, Jeff. I really wish. I I
1:23:52
know I texted you when I
1:23:54
said I had my predictions done.
1:23:58
And I know that I kept notes for my predictions. 476.
1:24:01
But my friend, you
1:24:02
you have
1:24:02
to believe me, I did not take
1:24:06
note for your predictions.
1:24:08
Your predictions were
1:24:09
just a year off, buddy. I'm looking at
1:24:11
my predictions. Some of
1:24:14
the things I said, It's
1:24:17
gonna be amazing. You're gonna you're gonna wipe the floor with
1:24:19
me next year with my own words from the
1:24:21
previous
1:24:22
year. So not
1:24:24
right. It's
1:24:26
been a fun episode.
1:24:29
Alright. Let's start. Let's
1:24:32
start with
1:24:34
our bold predictions.
1:24:36
For twenty twenty
1:24:37
three, Christian Spicer, what is
1:24:39
your first
1:24:43
bold prediction? I'll set the stage and say I have five. Okay. I
1:24:45
have five five chances to be
1:24:47
completely wrong. Alright. This one you
1:24:49
did not make last year or
1:24:51
any year
1:24:52
prior. And it feels 476. Some
1:24:54
people might be like, that's not a little it's been next year since this game came out. I
1:25:00
think
1:25:00
Oh, god. How do I
1:25:02
wanna say this?
1:25:03
You wanna say it's announced or released? of those.
1:25:08
This is the problem, Christian. You know, how hard it
1:25:10
is for me to clip out your audio when you're like, oh, okay. Sorry. Sorry. Say that again.
1:25:12
State it clearly and succinctly so
1:25:14
I can just clip it next year.
1:25:17
Here we go. A new naughty
1:25:19
dog game in twenty twenty three. That so that
1:25:21
does not mean There's your
1:25:23
clip. There's recent. That
1:25:27
does not mean a PC
1:25:29
version of
1:25:30
something. This is a I
1:25:32
mean, are you
1:25:34
asking me are you asking me now are you asking me in twenty twenty four?
1:25:36
I will 476 to write the version
1:25:38
of it. What what what constitutes
1:25:40
a new non deducting new
1:25:43
brand new content? Right? Yeah.
1:25:45
Yeah. I'll
1:25:45
I'll leave remake or remaster out of this. Okay. And and the
1:25:48
reason behind this, I this
1:25:50
isn't like, oh, inside information. 476
1:25:55
believe me. I won't I wouldn't burn
1:25:57
that bridge if it
1:25:59
was. This is a
1:26:01
bold prediction based on the amount
1:26:03
of great PS five work
1:26:06
we've seen from that studio
1:26:08
without
1:26:11
new game, new thing. Like, yes, there's
1:26:14
new content in last of us part
1:26:17
one. Right? With, like, new animations
1:26:19
and taken from us. was part two uncharted on PlayStation
1:26:24
five with the
1:26:26
uncharted four bundle lost
1:26:28
legacy. And we're seeing I
1:26:31
I have to think
1:26:33
that that work is being put to something that like, oh, how
1:26:35
they've been releasing all this stuff? What have they been working on? I think
1:26:37
all of that stuff has been
1:26:39
rolling into something 476
1:26:42
I I I'm boldly predicting that twenty twenty
1:26:45
three. Like, it's all been that snowball's
1:26:47
been rolling down a
1:26:47
hill. We just haven't been looking in
1:26:50
the right place, and we're gonna get
1:26:52
it.
1:26:52
There's that multiplayer
1:26:53
game that they supposedly were staffing up for that we kinda heard
1:26:55
of counting that. Yeah. 476. That sounds
1:26:58
good to
1:26:58
me. That
1:26:59
sounds like
1:26:59
the new 476 factions
1:27:03
is gonna be. Sign up. I have a
1:27:05
hard time believing it'll be in it'll
1:27:07
be released. And anything new
1:27:09
will be released, but but maybe announced.
1:27:11
Man, it's pretty bold. It's pretty bold.
1:27:14
I like it. Part of the
1:27:16
I think part of
1:27:18
the genius of Spice Tradonis is is
1:27:21
how you leave room for
1:27:22
vagaries. Vagaries of your of
1:27:25
your prediction will
1:27:27
be a great triumph and
1:27:29
tragedy. Yes. The guy A man with glasses
1:27:32
will proclaim.
1:27:35
I I am not that
1:27:38
wise. You will notice with
1:27:40
my first
1:27:43
bold prediction, the specificity with which Spicer setting myself up
1:27:45
to fail. Here it is.
1:27:47
My first bold
1:27:48
prediction.
1:27:48
476
1:27:51
will be a Nintendo Direct, the
1:27:53
week that the Super
1:27:55
Mario Bros. Movie
1:27:58
comes out.
1:27:58
Revealing the next mainline
1:28:01
Mario
1:28:02
game. Synergy. That
1:28:04
feels
1:28:06
Synergy. That's bold because
1:28:07
I feel like Nintendo has not done that. Right?
1:28:09
Like, they've explicitly said, like,
1:28:11
this director's
1:28:13
just the movie, no games. Right.
1:28:15
No kidding. You don't wanna talk about the movie because the movies,
1:28:17
like, the movies, but the movies in the zeitgeist, I
1:28:19
think the movie is gonna crush.
1:28:21
I think it's gonna make
1:28:23
all the money. And I think they're
1:28:26
gonna recognize that at Nintendo and go, hey, is this the perfect time
1:28:28
to tell everybody that
1:28:30
there's more Mario to play?
1:28:33
I'm not saying it's gonna this is
1:28:35
gonna, like, come out this year. I'm just saying they reveal it, the
1:28:37
next Mario, mainline Mario game, the week the Mario Bros. Movie comes out
1:28:40
in April.
1:28:43
Jeff, here's how you do a bold 476. Because my
1:28:46
next bold prediction is, in twenty
1:28:48
twenty three, we get
1:28:50
a new Mario game from
1:28:52
Nintendo. She helps.
1:28:53
Broad that is. Very big. It could be very easy. Even mean -- Yeah. -- you know,
1:28:55
like, what is
1:28:56
that? But that's when
1:28:59
I wrote down Newmark. I
1:29:01
mean Yeah. And he's like, what does he
1:29:03
even get mean? Get means news? Does get mean, like,
1:29:05
I have it in my
1:29:06
house? I don't know. What does get? Really,
1:29:09
you can
1:29:10
write horoscopes. Christian, you're amazing. Yeah. I mean, to double down on
1:29:12
a I
1:29:15
hope you're right, Jeff. I
1:29:17
hope you're right. Like, yes. Is mine a
1:29:19
little vaguer? Yeah. Is yours way too specific? You're dang right. This is how
1:29:21
I fail. This is how
1:29:23
I always lose. Well,
1:29:25
no. Let's be let's be honest. In
1:29:28
twenty twenty two, you just failed.
1:29:29
Like, well, there's specificity right now. That's very true.
1:29:31
Specific in that 476 specific
1:29:34
ideas
1:29:35
were wrong. I like this idea. Yours. I I like
1:29:37
my better because it
1:29:39
also encompasses yours.
1:29:43
But yours is like the bigger fish that
1:29:44
comes along and feeds my fish. There's
1:29:46
always a bigger fish, Quai Gon.
1:29:47
Oh, 476 is. I guess
1:29:50
Obi Wan. Quai Gon says that.
1:29:53
They already have to have this ready, though, for yours to be right. Right? It's not they
1:29:55
recognize Mario makes all the money. It's that You know, I think they're
1:29:57
just planning like, they know when the movie's coming
1:30:00
out. They
1:30:03
they're planning the the Nintendo Direct's gonna be synergistic.
1:30:05
It's gonna it's it's
1:30:07
smart.
1:30:07
Mario Land opens in LA in
1:30:09
February. When does the movie come
1:30:12
out March? April. Is that
1:30:13
right? I
1:30:14
have the April? February and March. If it's April. Maybe we get the game announcement
1:30:16
in March. It's like Land
1:30:18
opened February. Game announced
1:30:20
March. Movie in
1:30:22
April
1:30:22
or whatever. Yeah. 0II do think we're here about On Mario Day?
1:30:24
It's is
1:30:27
that Mario Day? Isn't
1:30:31
it I don't know. 10310
1:30:33
Is it March tenth? Mario? Yeah. It is
1:30:35
March tenth
1:30:38
is Mario Day. I do think we're due for a new Mario
1:30:40
game. And I'm I'm ready.
1:30:42
My my son is ready.
1:30:46
He literally the last day and a half, he'd he'd beat
1:30:48
Odyssey again from a fresh
1:30:50
save.
1:30:51
I'm like, I'm
1:30:52
like, he's like, daddy, they
1:30:54
they they played the cinematic again.
1:30:57
It's like, daddy never saw that. Cannata
1:31:00
on? Alright.
1:31:05
That brings me to
1:31:07
my second bold
1:31:09
prediction. Amazon acquires a
1:31:12
major developer.
1:31:13
Wow. Yeah. I think Amazon makes a move this
1:31:16
year.
1:31:19
I don't know
1:31:21
I think
1:31:21
I almost put this as a bold prediction. I think
1:31:23
somebody's gonna scoop up Square
1:31:26
Enix. It might be Sony,
1:31:28
but
1:31:30
I'm not I'm not gonna be I'm gonna try to
1:31:32
be a little more special dominoes. It's a
1:31:34
little more vague, but I think
1:31:35
Amazon buys somebody
1:31:36
and it's it makes kind of
1:31:38
a it makes a
1:31:40
splash. And so, yeah, so that's
1:31:42
what I wanna get 476 little clarification on. It's not like they buy
1:31:45
roly poly
1:31:48
games. You you're thinking, like, a
1:31:50
thing that when they announce it, it's not doesn't need to be activation, but it's like, oh, yeah. I
1:31:53
think
1:31:55
they've got it. It's a oh,
1:31:57
they they're serious about making making video games. Yeah. Mhmm.
1:31:59
Okay. Okay. I like that. I like
1:32:02
that. Alright. You're number three?
1:32:05
I mean, this is just I I think I think we
1:32:07
get my prediction is we get fable
1:32:12
gameplay. This year. I don't think
1:32:14
we get into game to play. Yeah. So you We don't even
1:32:16
we haven't even really had
1:32:18
the, like,
1:32:19
cinematic trailer yet. We've
1:32:22
only
1:32:22
had, like, a teaser a teaser scary.
1:32:24
Yeah.
1:32:25
Nothing. Yeah.
1:32:25
Yeah. Do you think we
1:32:27
I think we do you think we
1:32:29
just skip right over the cinematic trailer or you think we get us cinemat trailer
1:32:31
one part of the year and we get the gameplay
1:32:33
later in
1:32:36
the year.
1:32:37
I'm done
1:32:37
with my prediction, and
1:32:39
I'll answer your question. I could see I
1:32:41
could see like e
1:32:43
three being the cinematic
1:32:46
and then game awards. Yeah. Game awards being the and Jeff can
1:32:48
be like, look at that
1:32:50
awesome gameplay kinda like he did
1:32:54
this past year for some of the games that had gameplay.
1:32:56
But I feel like that's
1:32:58
an incredibly talented team. The Hot
1:33:01
Wheels DLC has come out for I think they have one more expansion
1:33:03
for announced expansion for
1:33:06
for 476 to Horizon five.
1:33:08
476 that
1:33:11
team has staffed up. It's so talented. Yeah. That
1:33:13
game wasn't out so long
1:33:15
ago, maybe prematurely. But
1:33:18
I feel
1:33:18
like we're ready. We're
1:33:19
ready to see something. Now, will that gameplay they show
1:33:21
you the gameplay we actually end up playing?
1:33:23
That I don't. I
1:33:26
think we're gonna have I think I mean, this isn't a bold
1:33:28
prediction. I I think Microsoft is gonna have a
1:33:30
really strong year. They they had a kind of
1:33:33
a weak year last year because so many
1:33:35
of the things got delayed. And I think
1:33:37
there twenty twenty three is gonna be a huge year
1:33:39
for Microsoft. And if they back up the
1:33:41
games that are actually coming
1:33:43
out, like, yeah, you
1:33:46
know, like Red 476 and and and and the games we know about that are slated to come
1:33:52
out with promises for the
1:33:54
next round, I think people are gonna be like, oh, wow. Micro Microsoft. Microsoft.
1:33:56
It could really be their
1:33:58
year. Whereas, I think Sony had
1:34:03
the big year this year and feels like,
1:34:05
you know, Spider Man's undeniably huge
1:34:07
and awesome, but I don't think
1:34:09
the cupboard is as 476. And that
1:34:11
That's dog That is undoubtedly happening
1:34:14
as you predicted it.
1:34:16
Alright. We're up
1:34:18
to my number three.
1:34:20
Yeah. Oh, stick
1:34:22
with Sony. A major old old, whatever, major
1:34:28
known Sony franchise
1:34:30
is brought back on PSVR two.
1:34:36
Major
1:34:37
So there's
1:34:38
a franchise into ESMO getting VR support.
1:34:44
I'm done with my prediction.
1:34:46
I think there's gonna be a franchise that we all know
1:34:51
that is brought to PSVR two, and
1:34:54
it's like, oh, wow. Sony's bringing that franchise to PSVR?
1:34:56
I think that that
1:34:59
will happen this year.
1:35:01
I mean, if
1:35:02
you like the year to do it, right,
1:35:04
pop out. I mean, they're doing it with horizon, like,
1:35:06
their current big juggernaut. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
1:35:10
Interesting.
1:35:11
I'm excited. I'm curious what
1:35:13
that IP is. Okay? This is where
1:35:15
I just continue to play back Jeff's from
1:35:17
last year. I think this is a year
1:35:19
we get new gears. That's my that's my
1:35:21
next bold prediction. Interesting. I'm keeping on that Microsoft
1:35:24
train to to,
1:35:26
like, in gears 476. Q
1:35:29
two baby. And I think with the, you know,
1:35:31
ad app patient, the screen ad app patient's kind of
1:35:34
in the
1:35:35
works. Skiers 476, It's it's
1:35:37
a good game. There you
1:35:39
go. And it's out for a long time now. The coalition, I
1:35:41
know, is maybe working on
1:35:43
some other stuff. 476
1:35:46
I think we get I think we get some gear stuff this
1:35:49
year. This feels like the year end. The only
1:35:51
reason I think we wouldn't would
1:35:53
be because of the other delays. Like, it's this weird world where Microsoft
1:35:56
has too much. You know? They're like, do we
1:35:58
do Hindi or gears? What do we show this
1:36:00
year? I
1:36:03
think
1:36:03
years whatever I don't know if you think it's gonna be year six per se.
1:36:05
Oh, you don't think it's gonna be year
1:36:06
six? Or you're just not gonna die
1:36:09
from that? Correct. I could see -- Yeah. -- being
1:36:11
the next mainline gears, but we'll start getting up
1:36:13
to, like, 6789 ten that
1:36:15
starts to
1:36:17
476 fun. Yeah. That's just final fantasy. Right. Right.
1:36:19
Interesting. You're gonna love my next
1:36:22
prediction, which is literally contradicting myself
1:36:25
from last year. My my
1:36:27
bold prediction is Coalition
1:36:31
announces a new
1:36:34
IP before 476 six.
1:36:36
Well, you're very
1:36:39
poor right now. Yes.
1:36:42
Either I was right or I
1:36:44
was wrong or I'm now I'm wrong
1:36:46
twice or write one I don't know.
1:36:49
Whatever the case, I think I I've
1:36:51
I've switched my opinion and I I really
1:36:53
think they're gonna surprise us with some new
1:36:55
IP that they've been working on. I know, because
1:36:57
co coalition, as you said, has been working
1:36:59
on other stuff other than gears. I
1:37:01
think they're gonna I don't know if it's gonna
1:37:03
be, like, a major like, big triple a
1:37:05
new IP franchise or if it's
1:37:07
gonna be, like, their 476.
1:37:10
Right? They will
1:37:11
Microsoft will announce something
1:37:14
from coalition that is
1:37:16
a new IP before
1:37:18
they announce the
1:37:19
next year's. Interesting. Well, I hope you're
1:37:21
wrong. So that I will have been
1:37:24
right. Yeah.
1:37:27
Yeah. Previously.
1:37:28
Unless you must fail to
1:37:30
succeed. To succeed. My last bold prediction. And
1:37:31
if I had made this in
1:37:34
twenty seventeen, I'd be laughed out
1:37:36
of
1:37:37
the bold prediction room, which is where we
1:37:40
all gather together -- Yeah. -- to talk about
1:37:41
our Bolton to recognize everyone. It seems like that's
1:37:44
Mountain Dew. You
1:37:46
know? That's not bold. That's just like
1:37:48
a prediction. But -- Yeah. -- living in the year of
1:37:50
our podcast twenty twenty three, this is a bold prediction.
1:37:54
E three is
1:37:57
great.
1:37:58
That. How is that
1:38:00
measurable? You can't.
1:38:03
You can't make that as a prediction. E3 is
1:38:04
great. Most of the
1:38:07
commentary around twenty twenty's
1:38:09
threes e three is that it
1:38:12
is good and exceeds expectations. Yes.
1:38:14
You definitely because you you
1:38:16
get the headlines like one of bummer.
1:38:18
That wasn't And the first repop year, the coming back
1:38:20
in
1:38:21
person, the that's why I said twenty
1:38:23
seventeen, not a bold prediction. The
1:38:25
year of our podcast
1:38:27
twenty twenty
1:38:28
three, both predictions. You think it's
1:38:30
gonna be great in the sense that there will be awesome announcements or that the, like, live event
1:38:35
itself is handle better, like, all the
1:38:38
above. All of the all of the above. Yeah. We're gonna get some good announcements. People are gonna enjoy
1:38:40
going there. It's gonna have a good feel. People
1:38:42
are gonna be like, I'm glad this is
1:38:44
476. All
1:38:47
of that stuff I just said is not part of
1:38:49
my prediction. I think that I think it's a
1:38:51
pretty safe bet that people
1:38:53
will enjoy going back because people like seeing
1:38:55
people. And like being around humans --
1:38:56
Yeah. -- me,
1:38:59
except you.
1:39:03
Interesting. Alright. E three is good. That's the one
1:39:04
you're ending on on the Bolt's is e three
1:39:06
good. Yeah. It's a little Again, fizzled
1:39:08
out at the
1:39:09
end, I
1:39:10
think, a little bit busy. Okay.
1:39:12
Fortnite is getting
1:39:14
another May 476. Shut
1:39:16
your face, Kevin. Give me your big stinker here. Here's
1:39:18
my here's
1:39:18
my
1:39:19
bold. Here's my my fifth bold. 476
1:39:23
big budget, live action
1:39:26
Pac Man movie is
1:39:28
announced.
1:39:30
Did they announce that already? Well, they announced that they're
1:39:32
working on a Pac Man movie. They're they're, like,
1:39:35
they they wanna make like, like,
1:39:37
they announced in the Hollywood report, like, oh, it's
1:39:39
you know, somebody is working on but it's live
1:39:41
action. And they've officially announced
1:39:43
it's it's common.
1:39:46
Wait a minute. I need you to move your camera to the
1:39:48
right. Is Dan Trachtenberg in Colorado? Like, you
1:39:50
know something. This felt so
1:39:51
confident. No.
1:39:52
You're saving
1:39:53
that for your last oh, here's my last
1:39:55
Come on out, Dan. Where are you at? You were all just together and -- I don't know. -- springs
1:39:57
or whatever. What did
1:39:58
How dare you? This isn't this isn't a
1:40:02
Jeff prediction. This is inside information. You always use Hollywood
1:40:04
right
1:40:04
now. I like to I like to
1:40:06
pepper my predictions with things I
1:40:09
actually know that I'm not allowed to
1:40:11
say. I'm not saying I did that. That's your accusation. But I am
1:40:13
also saying your accusation is a thing you do
1:40:15
all the time. I'd say that so
1:40:17
that
1:40:18
people think I'm smarter than I am,
1:40:20
Jeff. Come on. I don't
1:40:22
know. 476 no inside
1:40:23
information here. Golly. Unbelievable. I'm quarter man.
1:40:24
What do you think I am?
1:40:26
There's a blast from the past.
1:40:30
Yeah. Alright. Anyway,
1:40:31
Pac Man movie, you know. It shouldn't it
1:40:34
shouldn't
1:40:34
work, but I think
1:40:35
they're gonna announce it. Also, is
1:40:37
Avatar live action? Like, what
1:40:39
is live action?
1:40:40
Yeah.
1:40:41
Yeah. I I think there are they're gonna be human beings in the Pac
1:40:43
Man movie. That's what I'm saying. Okay. It's
1:40:45
it's it's it'll have
1:40:47
lots of CG but
1:40:50
it'll it'll be human be like, I would consider the Sonic the Hedgehog movie live action. Got it.
1:40:55
Got it. Yeah.
1:40:57
The last episode of the last of us on HBO is
1:40:59
actually just Pac Van goes, wow, wow, wow, it just,
1:41:03
like, nailed it. This would be
1:41:05
a real twist for the last of
1:41:07
us. Oh, hey. Dog's new game
1:41:09
is a
1:41:10
Pac Man. A super realistic
1:41:13
backman. My understanding was that was
1:41:15
original beginning of of us too is just like has a golf club
1:41:18
and he's just wailing
1:41:19
him. Wow. 476. Wow.
1:41:24
Wow. Alright.
1:41:28
Alright. I have one
1:41:31
more bold. I know you only had five, but have one more I could just throw
1:41:33
in there. This is do it?
1:41:35
Not as not
1:41:36
as extreme as
1:41:38
as some of the other ones.
1:41:40
But I do
1:41:41
think that the big the big
1:41:43
teaser trailer game that everyone is
1:41:43
talking about after
1:41:46
e three, which is
1:41:48
great. Which
1:41:50
is gonna be universally regarded
1:41:52
as great. There will be
1:41:54
headlines e
1:41:55
three, colon, great exclamation
1:41:57
point. Also
1:41:59
shown to this trailer Here. Here. Here.
1:42:01
Here. Here we go. E3,
1:42:04
great.
1:42:05
This is
1:42:07
the boy. Was on the side of
1:42:10
the road. I will pay
1:42:10
that boy. I'll pay your boy to go out there and do that just
1:42:12
so I'm right. Be the first
1:42:15
to read all about
1:42:16
476. E three.
1:42:18
Great. So the
1:42:19
big teaser trailer game that everyone is talking about after
1:42:21
E3I think,
1:42:24
I predict.
1:42:27
Is Dragon Age Red Wolf. I think
1:42:30
they show that
1:42:33
game that
1:42:35
game is has a coming out party at
1:42:37
e three or whatever, you know, e
1:42:39
a is like
1:42:42
e three time period thing is, you know, maybe
1:42:44
it's not officially e three, but around
1:42:46
that time, and I think Dragon
1:42:48
Age Red Wolf's year to and
1:42:50
not to
1:42:51
come out, Not to be released. No. But till
1:42:51
god, darth the hype train of
1:42:54
role in is is this is this
1:42:56
year. I
1:42:58
like that. And that is another game that I feel
1:43:01
like we're ready for, you know. Yeah. And I know
1:43:03
games take forever to make, and I'm not saying
1:43:05
rush or crunch or whatever, but it does
1:43:07
feel like we got the cartoon,
1:43:09
the Netflix -- Mhmm. -- the Netflix
1:43:11
Dragon Age 476 or
1:43:16
cartoon. Mhmm. Yeah. I
1:43:18
think the world's ready for more
1:43:20
dragon
1:43:20
age. Sounds good. I like
1:43:22
it. Alright.
1:43:22
So we have we have been bold.
1:43:26
But again, that is not where we stop here
1:43:28
at the DLC podcast. That is
1:43:31
where we start. Our destination is
1:43:34
476 country. Our destination a little on side of the road.
1:43:41
A cool ranch if
1:43:42
you will. Here we go. Our cool ranch predictions for twenty twenty three
1:43:45
where we just leap
1:43:47
off the the limb. Into
1:43:52
I'm potentially being
1:43:54
very wrong. Christian Spiker. Spicer
1:43:58
is your cool ranch prediction number one?
1:44:00
I also
1:44:01
have five cool ranch predictions. Jeff,
1:44:03
I am sorry. Please know
1:44:05
I
1:44:06
love you. No. In regards to your 476?
1:44:08
No. No half life 476 for
1:44:11
PlayStation VR two
1:44:13
in twenty twenty
1:44:16
three. Wow. That
1:44:16
would just
1:44:17
be AAAA
1:44:19
massive missed opportunity
1:44:22
in my opinion. That would be, like, if just can't
1:44:23
make that work or somebody didn't
1:44:26
get that contract to happen, that
1:44:28
just and for both
1:44:30
sides, like, why would that not
1:44:33
want that to happen. Why would Sony not
1:44:35
want that to happen? Everybody. It feels like it's perfect for everybody. I
1:44:39
again, by being wrong, we all win. So, you know, like, I'm
1:44:41
not rude to you. I do appreciate it. I feel
1:44:44
like 476 I
1:44:46
feel like it's it's
1:44:48
January. It's
1:44:49
out in February. Well, that doesn't mean we have a whole time, Alex. It doesn't mean
1:44:51
I know. All the games for
1:44:51
PSVR two aren't gonna come out
1:44:54
in February. There's probably more coming
1:44:56
out.
1:44:58
I hope so. That's my
1:45:00
that's my first that's how I'm setting the cool
1:45:02
ranch table, you know. I do like Enjoy
1:45:05
that you make it easy for
1:45:07
me to root against you. You know?
1:45:09
Alright. You're welcome. My first cool my
1:45:12
my
1:45:15
cool ranches are out
1:45:16
there. Out there.
1:45:18
My first cool ranch to start things off
1:45:20
in real cool 476 country,
1:45:23
ladies and gentlemen.
1:45:25
I think there is
1:45:27
going to be a game that is announced in twenty twenty three.
1:45:32
That is that
1:45:36
leverages the current
1:45:38
trend in AI
1:45:43
technology, the you know, chat GPUs of the world -- Okay. --
1:45:45
is basic isn't
1:45:47
this exact IP,
1:45:51
but is basically a new version
1:45:53
of Sea Man for the Dreamcast. I'm not saying it is I'm not saying it's like Sea Man
1:45:56
two or anything. That it but
1:45:58
it is basically the the concept of
1:46:02
raising, chatting with,
1:46:05
nurturing, talking to, interacting
1:46:08
with
1:46:11
an AI As
1:46:12
a video game. I think somebody is
1:46:14
gonna make using the the current sort of advances
1:46:19
in AI.
1:46:19
You're gonna see that as a as
1:46:21
a semi mainstream game
1:46:24
released. Man, you
1:46:25
were right on until you said
1:46:27
semi mainstream game released. Feel
1:46:29
like this could take the world by storm
1:46:31
as, like, a little indie. But, like, I don't well, what's the guy? Semi. it's something we will all
1:46:33
have heard of. It's not
1:46:35
gonna be, like, some
1:46:38
guy on itchy or you know, HIO or whatever. It's gonna be like a a product.
1:46:43
Okay? I
1:46:47
like that. Cool
1:46:49
ranch baby. Cool
1:46:52
ranch. Yeah. Yeah. Alright.
1:46:54
Which is
1:46:54
working for ranch. Remember how, like, good I felt when I nailed that Fortnite thing? I'm
1:46:57
476 in
1:47:00
that territory. Halo
1:47:02
infinite. Night
1:47:03
and adds another
1:47:07
new mode.
1:47:10
476 infinite. Pivots
1:47:11
to something else. What do
1:47:13
you
1:47:13
mean? Oh, you mean,
1:47:15
like, not a first
1:47:18
person shooter? No.
1:47:20
Like, and Battle Royale maybe doesn't feel quarantchy enough
1:47:22
even though at this point it does because it still hasn't happened.
1:47:27
Right. It as it happened. But I feel like, you
1:47:29
know, I was singing the praises of a single player campaign
1:47:32
when it first launched. I think
1:47:34
it made my five faves of the
1:47:36
year And since then, the
1:47:38
momentum on that game has just fizzled out. So that's a cool ranch prediction that is now over,
1:47:40
but I will speak broadly about
1:47:42
things that I mean, like,
1:47:45
I don't know. Maybe they transition totally to unreal five, and Halo Infinite
1:47:47
is finite, you know. And like, we're still
1:47:50
building on that backbone, but here's the
1:47:52
next 476. Mhmm.
1:47:55
Or they get this battle royale out. Or I
1:47:58
I just feel like
1:48:00
this is in the
1:48:02
discord a little It's like,
1:48:04
in twenty twenty two, the Halo TV
1:48:06
show came out and kinda just
1:48:10
nad. In Halo Infinite,
1:48:12
which launched with such premise also had a nth
1:48:14
of a twenty twenty two. Yeah. And I think despite that,
1:48:18
Spicer still too big of a franchise for Microsoft
1:48:21
to let, you know,
1:48:23
for for far too for
1:48:25
for too much longer. And so
1:48:28
I think I don't know if
1:48:30
we'll see it this year, but I
1:48:32
think that the mainline halo will pivot in in some big
1:48:34
way. And I think we'll hear about it this year. Wow.
1:48:36
Okay? That'd
1:48:38
be interesting? It'll be that would be
1:48:41
interesting to see. Hello.
1:48:43
KartRacer. Twenty
1:48:43
twenty. There you go. I mean,
1:48:46
workhogs. It could be fun. Yeah. Yeah. There we go.
1:48:47
Yeah. Alright. My second
1:48:49
cool ranch. Again, these are
1:48:52
I'm going for this year. Big
1:48:54
swings. I gotta make up for last
1:48:56
year. These are big
1:48:59
swings. Nice year. Yeah. Valve
1:49:03
announces a game
1:49:06
subscription service. Whoa. Like like Game Pass.
1:49:12
So
1:49:12
it's sort of it lives on
1:49:14
steam, but you get you pay a monthly fee and you get games.
1:49:19
That what makes that really cool ranch is just
1:49:21
the publisher buying required. Because I
1:49:23
feel like that's kind of what GeForce
1:49:25
NOW was when it first launched. It
1:49:28
was like And all your games
1:49:30
work, and I was like, this is too good to be true. And then all publishers were like, yeah, that's too good to be true. can't
1:49:32
do that with
1:49:35
our
1:49:35
game. Like, I still love GeForce
1:49:38
NOW, but like early GeForce NOW. You're like the steam deck of cloud gaming. You own it. You can play
1:49:43
in the
1:49:44
cloud. But if
1:49:45
anyone could do it, Valv is I think they have the resources to make that
1:49:47
happen. I think they have the resources. They have the connection. They have the
1:49:49
platform. And they now they
1:49:51
have the console. Like,
1:49:54
the steam deck is what really makes
1:49:56
me think that it makes sense is
1:49:58
you get the steam
1:49:59
you pay your twenty bucks a month
1:50:02
or whatever it is. And you get
1:50:04
these hundred games or whatever it
1:50:06
is. You know? That's and
1:50:09
they're all certified for steam
1:50:11
deck. They're all, like, ready to
1:50:13
go for steam deck. I think
1:50:15
that would be awesome. It'd
1:50:17
be interesting if we get that before, like, GamePass on
1:50:19
because that had been the rumor for a while. Right? GamePass
1:50:22
is gonna come to
1:50:24
Steam. And I
1:50:26
hope that it does check-in a world. I want pass on my steam deck, know, and do
1:50:27
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Other than the
1:50:30
cloud. Yeah. Yeah. I like that.
1:50:32
See, I'm
1:50:35
rooting for you to win, Jeff. really 476 you. I'm rooting. I
1:50:37
feel like everybody's doing this year. I'm
1:50:40
I'm
1:50:42
I'm trying. Alright. Your number three cool ranch
1:50:45
prediction. The next
1:50:48
mainline
1:50:51
Nintendo console. don't this year, but it's portable
1:50:53
also, whatever. And I don't think
1:50:55
it's gonna be the switch
1:50:58
too, but I think they
1:51:00
have that they're gone
1:51:02
from having a discreet home console and there's no looking
1:51:08
back on portability. And I I don't think they're gonna
1:51:10
have a separate portable and a separate home. I think from this point, for
1:51:14
the foreseeable future, the next Nintendo console is also a
1:51:16
portable of some former fashion. And
1:51:19
476 I'm making that
1:51:22
prediction this year, I think we hear about
1:51:23
it. You do think we hear about it.
1:51:25
So why
1:51:26
why isn't this you predicting switch
1:51:30
two? I don't know if it's gonna
1:51:31
be because Nintendo's Nintendo. I don't know if it's gonna
1:51:33
be switched to I
1:51:34
think it's gonna be like a Game Boy.
1:51:36
I think or a steam deck. I don't know. Well,
1:51:38
gay I mean, Switch is a steam deck, basically.
1:51:41
Oh, I don't know if there's I don't
1:51:43
know if there's money
1:51:45
in that name.
1:51:45
Because I mean, switch. You you already can't switch with the switch light. I
1:51:47
think it's Nintendo. I'm here in this point
1:51:49
where I'm hiding from all
1:51:52
of them. 476 I
1:51:54
will tell you that all of I was surrounded by nieces and
1:51:57
nephews, these this end of
1:51:59
last year and beginning of
1:52:01
year twenty twenty
1:52:01
three, and they almost all refer to it as
1:52:04
Nintendo. I don't
1:52:04
know if I
1:52:05
find Nintendo. Where's my Nintendo? But the
1:52:07
switch is sold hundred million dollars
1:52:10
console and whatever it is. And so did the wii and the wii u was
1:52:11
but Nintendo, until the wii u had,
1:52:14
I guess, game. No.
1:52:17
They did a Game Boy advance. But, like, Nintendo's
1:52:19
not afraid to just name things. No, I got it. I
1:52:21
get that. There's certainly possibly a
1:52:24
super switch.
1:52:27
Yeah. Super Switch could be a lot of people have speculated that.
1:52:29
The thing I don't understand why you think this is
1:52:31
cool ranch, it feels
1:52:33
like it's a no brainer to me that they're
1:52:35
in the handheld place now. Like, you can't go back from
1:52:37
you can't go back from switch to 476 now having
1:52:40
like a
1:52:42
game cube You know? It's got a it it can't just be a home
1:52:44
console anymore. I feel like there's 476 feel
1:52:46
like that's a no
1:52:47
brainer. Oh, I feel
1:52:48
like Nintendo has the maybe they don't know when you're
1:52:50
I wonder if they do know how many
1:52:53
people play 476 versus handheld. But I feel like when I would
1:52:55
talk about the console for years on this show about saying how I played exclusively handheld
1:52:59
mode, you and so many people like, oh, it hurts
1:53:01
my hands. I got these grips and now I can use it or I'm only docked and you gotta get a pro controller.
1:53:04
Yeah. Maybe I haven't been reading
1:53:05
the tea leaves, but to me as
1:53:08
a big handheld
1:53:10
proponent and I think twenty twenty two
1:53:12
having been the year of the handheld in a lot
1:53:14
of ways. I think that's what pushed this into a
1:53:16
thing how happening. And I think when the
1:53:18
switch launched, I don't know if Nintendo was like, yeah,
1:53:20
we're going all in
1:53:21
on one handheld, one thing pushing forward. And I think
1:53:23
the progress of mobile chips and
1:53:27
stuff like that has made this a reality that it wasn't before. So
1:53:29
that's why I feel like we're still living
1:53:31
in that cool ranch
1:53:33
world because
1:53:34
Nintendo, Nintendo's. But, you know, III
1:53:37
went back and forth. I
1:53:39
really struggled. I for the longest
1:53:41
time, I I was I had one of my
1:53:43
predictions being switched to or Switch pro or super switch
1:53:46
or whatever they're gonna call it. You know, whether
1:53:48
you know, from it's 476 pardon
1:53:51
me, it was like, definitely gets announced this
1:53:53
year at the end of the year. It definitely doesn't get announced at all this year. I went
1:53:55
back and forth. I was like, I can't it's too hard
1:53:57
for me to predict because I
1:54:00
feel like Nintendo could
1:54:02
just wait a whole other year now at this point. And part I had I literally wrote
1:54:04
down a a bold
1:54:07
prediction of of, like, pickman
1:54:10
four is the last big hurrah for the 476 is coming in twenty twenty four. But
1:54:15
476
1:54:17
feel like whatever it is, it has to be the next extension of the switch. The
1:54:20
switch has just become
1:54:22
the the facto Nintendo
1:54:23
console, but 476
1:54:27
maybe so. Yeah. Because I love handheld
1:54:29
gaming. Well, here's here's
1:54:32
my cool
1:54:35
ranch Nintendo prediction. Ready for this
1:54:37
one? This is cool ranch.
1:54:39
I'm ready. Let's do it.
1:54:41
Nintendo
1:54:42
announces a
1:54:42
new fitness peripheral for Switch.
1:54:45
Whoa. Like, the, you know, the
1:54:46
whatever that thing was. What was that thing called?
1:54:49
I like I like that game. Switch.
1:54:51
No. Switch sports. No.
1:54:55
Yeah. That game. I liked it.
1:54:56
Yeah. But the bandie thing. The bandie thing. But because
1:54:58
they're Nintendo, they're not gonna just put out another
1:55:01
game that supports the peripheral they already made.
1:55:03
They'll just invent a new peripheral. That's what makes it 476 range
1:55:05
to me is, like, they already have a
1:55:08
fitness peripheral, but they're not
1:55:10
gonna support it with another game.
1:55:12
They'll just make a new
1:55:14
kind of peripheral that we'll work on switch and yeah. Feel
1:55:18
like it's cool ranch.
1:55:21
Yeah. That is cool
1:55:23
ranch.
1:55:23
Alright. Your number four.
1:55:23
Cool ranch. 476 is
1:55:27
maybe the coolest of the
1:55:30
cool cool raunchiest of the
1:55:33
I know
1:55:35
it got leaked. But it's also rockstar.
1:55:38
I think I don't know if it's GTA six, but I think we get new
1:55:44
rockstar shown this year by rockstar. I think
1:55:46
twenty twenty three is the year of rockstar, whether it's Bully two,
1:55:48
you know, the long
1:55:51
rumored Bully two or Red
1:55:53
Dead three, somehow, 476 before GTA six
1:55:55
or revamped GTA Online two built in unreal
1:55:57
five. Like, I think this
1:55:59
is the year that
1:56:02
Rockstar peels starts peeling
1:56:04
their own onion and to
1:56:06
start showing something something and
1:56:09
something
1:56:09
big. I really don't think we're gonna hear anything about GTA six
1:56:11
this year. I think it's at least another year off
1:56:13
before they even announce
1:56:16
it officially. Especially
1:56:18
because of the leak. I think they're gonna, like,
1:56:20
let that just sit and
1:56:23
not touch any GTA six
1:56:25
stuff. But know, your prediction isn't just limited
1:56:27
to that. So it'll be interesting to see if
1:56:29
there is something else from
1:56:30
rockstar. Right. Any same person agrees with you,
1:56:33
476 I am my eyes are blinded
1:56:35
with cool ranch powder, and I can't have them. If you stick your face into the bag we
1:56:37
476, to see
1:56:40
the 476. I tried
1:56:42
to cut out little eye holes
1:56:44
and it just burns so bad. I wanted to be
1:56:46
fantastic for Batman, Spider
1:56:47
Man, and it just hurts so bad.
1:56:48
Spicer. This
1:56:51
is my last
1:56:51
quarantine. I know you have one
1:56:54
more, but this is my last
1:56:55
one. This is very
1:56:58
cool raunchy because it feels
1:57:01
almost impossible. It's almost
1:57:03
a wish
1:57:05
more than a prediction.
1:57:07
Sony releases drivers for
1:57:10
Playstation VR two that work with PC. Like official Sony
1:57:16
support
1:57:17
for plugging your PSVR two into
1:57:19
a PC? I mean, twenty twenty
1:57:19
one, I would have said
1:57:21
it's hard, hard, hard cool
1:57:24
ranch, but I
1:57:26
was as I was sitting here playing my steam deck
1:57:28
away from home and playing a lot of
1:57:30
these Sony PC
1:57:31
ports, I really had this
1:57:33
feeling of like, I love my PS
1:57:35
five. But these PSPC ports
1:57:36
have been so good. I don't think I could
1:57:38
wait the year that it takes for them to
1:57:42
port them over. But I
1:57:43
do think that they're best played on PC.
1:57:45
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, some
1:57:48
of them So I don't know about
1:57:50
sackboy necessarily. I mean, a lot of them,
1:57:52
but
1:57:53
man it's Marvel Spider Man for
1:57:55
sure. But Yeah. And on Target and I don't think that war and horizon. I
1:57:57
don't
1:57:58
think that
1:57:59
necessarily means that
1:58:02
they're like
1:58:02
What I'm saying is they've been they've invested
1:58:05
in the PC yet side in a way
1:58:07
that they hadn't three years ago. For sure,
1:58:09
And it does feel like they're more open to
1:58:11
this than they've ever been. I think it's a bigger thing
1:58:15
to say, hey, peripheral of ours, you can
1:58:17
plug into your PC and play games that we didn't sell to you or we
1:58:19
didn't take a
1:58:22
piece of. But dual sense works. The dual sense works on PC.
1:58:25
I like this, Jeff. Thank you. Thank you.
1:58:27
I think this would be a
1:58:30
really shrewd move for them to sell more
1:58:32
of these things too, especially if p
1:58:34
s fives are still kinda hard ish to
1:58:36
get a hold
1:58:37
of. And and it's a way that they don't
1:58:40
have to release half life Alex.
1:58:42
Man, that are these retroactively
1:58:43
right. We're both
1:58:46
right. Both right. No. But I think I think this will be super true because
1:58:48
it it it, you know, it
1:58:50
I mean, it's it's probably just
1:58:53
gonna be a USB
1:58:55
c plug. Why not? Why not?
1:58:57
And and 476 feels like they've had the why not? Like,
1:58:59
there's a whole other market here that wants to buy our games. Let it
1:59:01
happen, man. I think
1:59:02
that could be really cool.
1:59:06
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
1:59:09
Alright. You
1:59:10
have one more. My
1:59:12
my last Core
1:59:14
Edge prediction is part
1:59:16
of what makes e three
1:59:18
great.
1:59:19
I'm getting specific. I 476
1:59:21
showed my specific face. I'm getting
1:59:23
specific. This is e three.
1:59:28
Main line
1:59:30
Metal gear solid.
1:59:32
Without Kojima.
1:59:35
Yeah. Kanami does a a
1:59:38
metal gear solid without Kojima's involvement
1:59:40
at all. I
1:59:41
mean, they still love the
1:59:41
rights, so they keep publishing it. But I don't know if it's not bluebird
1:59:44
team, silent hill,
1:59:45
but something
1:59:45
-- I like the song that
1:59:48
I've used
1:59:49
too valuable. And and Koji was doing
1:59:51
great. He's got his movies. He's got Desjardins. Too.
1:59:56
Yeah. I think you'll still be
1:59:58
like, oh, that's my baby, but I feel like it's also been enough that it's not as disrespectful
2:00:00
if it had come like
2:00:02
that first metal gear multiplayer game
2:00:05
that was trash that they did after him.
2:00:07
I think Kojama was like, 476. Okay. Jirks have
2:00:09
fun with that. I said
2:00:11
Kojama. I combined Kanami and Kojima.
2:00:13
I think the team was like, yeah.
2:00:15
Every night before I go to bed, I put 476 my cajamas.
2:00:20
Which are
2:00:20
just your kojima pajamas. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. They're not based on
2:00:22
any of these games. It's just based on him.
2:00:26
It's like little glasses.
2:00:27
It's it's it's his top and a
2:00:29
Kylie bottom or vice versa. It's like
2:00:32
a two set. You can change
2:00:34
him. You really think Kylie's the
2:00:36
bottom?
2:00:36
I said,
2:00:37
you could change them. You could change them.
2:00:39
It's a two
2:00:40
salem. Love Jeff Shealy.
2:00:42
He's a two
2:00:43
under the salem. Jeff.
2:00:46
476 a two set. You can mix and match. I'm
2:00:48
saying, with one, you get the other.
2:00:50
That's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's
2:00:54
a packet. But I think I think I think metal gear. Twenty
2:00:56
twenty three. I love this prediction. I love
2:00:58
this prediction. This this is my favorite
2:01:00
one I think you've done this year. This is
2:01:02
this is
2:01:03
great. I think that way. And if it is just a remaster, I'm claiming that still
2:01:05
because we're in a cool ranch territory. Oh,
2:01:07
clear. And remaster would not be as fun.
2:01:09
I want the the one that,
2:01:11
like, makes the fanboys the smoke
2:01:13
come out of their
2:01:14
ears. Like, you were doing it without
2:01:15
the master himself. And I don't know if it'll be good, you know. And it
2:01:17
it might be rise. I'm not saying it's gonna
2:01:19
be metal gear solid
2:01:22
six. Like, would metal gear rising to count
2:01:24
maybe? But, like, like, you're walking it back
2:01:26
in a way that I'm not stopping
2:01:28
you. No. No. About the step. I'm
2:01:30
about
2:01:30
to step back into it. A main line -- Yeah.
2:01:32
-- like Peace Walker. Peace Walker to
2:01:34
be was a mainline matter of your game. Definitely.
2:01:37
Like, some something like that. Rising
2:01:39
One was a side story, but rising two could be a you know that there's
2:01:41
room for a main line that doesn't need to have a
2:01:44
six
2:01:45
after it. That's what I'm I love the audacity of
2:01:47
this and it does feel like they would, you
2:01:49
know, they have something valuable. Why not use it?
2:01:52
Not
2:01:53
make something. It would be interesting. Would be
2:01:55
interesting to be overly specific. They don't have
2:01:57
their own, like, direct presence. So I
2:01:59
think e three could be or
2:02:01
see, I don't think it'd be game awards
2:02:03
because I think that's Could
2:02:04
you Jeff would be Cannata think
2:02:07
not allowing that. I think if it does happen or he'd have to get 476 to
2:02:09
approve it. Right?
2:02:12
Or he'd respectfully 476? would that be okay? So I
2:02:14
think if it does happen, e three is a great place for it to happen.
2:02:16
Oh, 476 just like Maybe
2:02:19
even on Sony's face. Sony
2:02:21
stage, you know? Because Sony is still part of e three in a way. I know I'm
2:02:23
getting overly specific now
2:02:26
for my thing, but
2:02:29
Well, that was awesome. That's a great one. I like that one a lot.
2:02:31
We'll see. This this is always one of my
2:02:34
favorite episodes of the
2:02:36
year. And it's always, you
2:02:38
know, just like it was the first time we did the show, just you and me. It's fun. Thank you,
2:02:40
Christian, for being with
2:02:43
me for nine years.
2:02:46
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2:02:48
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It it quite literally would
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2:03:04
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2:03:07
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2:03:10
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2:03:13
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2:03:37
definitely not coming true. Because
2:03:39
you're really
2:03:42
twenty four.
2:03:43
Okay. That means more
2:03:44
years of the podcast than that
2:03:46
works on a slow go. Well,
2:03:49
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2:03:52
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