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the five words I said suspicious of I

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got a problem for not even multitasking like

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still to appear that is how many windows

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this episode a guaranteed to be hilarious because

2:57

of that because I'm not participating in the

2:59

games. These two guys are gay. I'm

3:01

one of these two. S is Bob

3:03

and Wade and more weight and Bob

3:05

it doesn't have to be in that

3:07

order. Been a lot of ways it

3:09

would be Bob. and with alphabetically tired

3:11

tallest as short as sad as disc

3:13

is the so you're looking for Mark.

3:16

This is great. I already said because

3:18

of clairvoyance, this is an excellent choice

3:20

of an episode so we can't live

3:22

that down. Every decision that you guys

3:24

make is hilarious and earns points. And

3:26

because of that was he writing on.

3:29

My. Paper but it looks like you're

3:31

holding like of a paper bag of

3:33

the grocery store like celery. Stick him

3:35

else if I took the mixer. Now

3:37

that these that be dumb, why would

3:39

I do that? That's silly. Gonna give

3:41

you a silly point because silly. Silly

3:44

paper that what is it is my

3:46

home. Maybe a brown paper bag? Notes

3:48

on a brown paper bag? C o

3:50

It's cardboard. Okay, it's like an Amazon

3:52

box or goes nuts seller. It's like

3:54

tape or something. Okay, oh heck. so

3:56

it's so hot with kids. Ah

4:00

okay, I lose rule of physical writings

4:02

man, you'd You'd be shocked by how

4:04

little paper either your the man who

4:06

lights journaling and writing your ideas down

4:08

and everything was visit or is it

4:10

was tangible I left I let. Well,

4:13

actually there's this dish. We're not sponsored

4:15

by the people, but they make a

4:17

digital like eating right journal thing that

4:19

I like. It's way overpriced, don't buy

4:21

it, but he does replicate the sensation

4:23

of writing and the most accurately I've

4:25

ever seen any digital device would be

4:27

I've had a nice with. It's like

4:29

Silas. The young as Samsung has or tablet

4:31

with their pens and even phones but do when

4:34

I did get does it but I left it

4:36

at and in L A so I don't have

4:38

it covers read this and actually also replicates writing.

4:41

As as a guest on and. Tell

4:45

ya that saying of are saying about I

4:47

think I know what you're talking about. In

4:49

the world of writing is such a big

4:51

deal that when I was in law school

4:53

they were in ah like beta testing it

4:56

and a guy came to our law school

4:58

and when lights lawyers right all the time

5:00

and don't you just hate writing on na

5:02

paper look at this and they had us

5:04

like give them consumer feedback on the writings

5:07

the it's it's very expensive I'm on a

5:09

warehouse bunch of that thing is is way

5:11

overpriced. It is cool if betty so overpriced

5:13

stuff I'm not recommending. It nor saying what

5:15

it is if you won't get it but I'm

5:17

not gonna help you who for him Anyway last

5:19

I helped the the beginning so I've done all

5:22

the help I need to be way I'm gonna

5:24

help you buy segue into an opportunity for you

5:26

to win points by telling us about your life.

5:28

I'm ready. Ah, Life's

5:30

good. We had our ducks clean yesterday which

5:32

I don't know was kind of a thing

5:34

you do but I guess is both have

5:36

your ducks claimed ours is part of like

5:38

the H back replaces it was for he

5:40

wasn't a problem. no house broke this the

5:42

nice positive thing that might help my breathing

5:44

a little bit. That was what was clean

5:46

air ducts and that as I give there's

5:48

a T in that word stuff yeah said

5:51

again. ducks. Now say it in the sentence.

5:53

We had our air ducts cleaned as see

5:55

how to us ducks. Now I guess I

5:57

say the same way. We had our air

5:59

ducts cleaned. We had our air dukes

6:01

cleaned. Well I don't know where

6:03

that came from. That's not the part, that's

6:05

not the thing that we're- We had our

6:07

air dukes cleaned. Alright Wade, you must, I

6:09

will give you so many points if you do

6:12

that accent the entire episode. Okay,

6:14

well we had our air dukes cleaned and

6:16

next thing I knew my breathing was just

6:18

a pam. I can't do it

6:20

man. Aww, I was about to write the point down, I was

6:22

literally about to write it. I

6:25

don't deserve it, I can't do it. There's leaves

6:27

on the trees. It's nice to go outside, sitting

6:29

on the porch is really nice. I don't know, just

6:31

like, good vibes, you know, just

6:33

good vibes. Nothing crazy going on but good vibes.

6:35

Do you have a rocking chair on your front

6:37

porch? A little table to sit

6:40

some lemonade on. No, we do have rocking

6:42

chairs on the back. Well I call them rocking

6:44

chairs, they're like those chairs that like have the

6:47

cushions but they turn but they also can rock

6:49

a little bit. A rocking

6:51

chair? I think a rocking chair is

6:53

like the sleigh bed wooden thing that

6:55

like old lady in the- You

6:57

don't have rocking chairs, you just have chairs

7:00

that rock. Beverly Hillbillies, I think of that. What

7:02

are your thoughts when the children are

7:04

playing but they keep going into your

7:06

lawn? Oh they know better.

7:10

Do you have any sort of

7:12

reputation for having stolen kids baseballs

7:14

or murdered their dogs because

7:17

they stuck onto your property? Anything like that in your

7:19

neighborhood? They don't make it that far. What

7:21

is that? You kill them before they get

7:24

onto your property. I see the dogs making

7:26

a run for it and I'm like don't

7:28

do it. We have an understanding with them.

7:30

Interesting, ominous, okay, alright. Sounds like a casual

7:33

fun summer. See you have all this like

7:35

you start your small talk very boring and

7:37

then you give small snippets into the windows

7:39

of intrigue that are your life and I

7:42

hope just someday to experience the full magnitude

7:44

of that intrigue. Well some things I gotta

7:46

keep for myself, you know. You can come

7:48

visit and experience it. I'm going to, I'll

7:50

finish something down with this. Nothing like hearing

7:53

the snap of an alligator's jaw as a

7:55

small child crosses the lawn. Okay,

8:00

nature is so beautiful. The

8:02

earth is healing. All

8:05

right, that's great. Good.

8:09

Bob, how's your life? Speaking

8:12

of nature, we had a nest

8:14

that was dormant over the

8:16

winter, but then a robin came and moved into

8:19

it on our back porch and

8:21

then laid three eggs. And we've been following

8:23

the saga of the three little robin chicks

8:25

who've been growing up in the nest on

8:27

our back porch. And they're gonna like fly

8:30

away any day now. They're apparently up

8:32

to like 10 to 14 days is kind of

8:34

the window from when they hatch to when they

8:37

try and leave the nest, I guess, which seems

8:39

crazy, but they're standing, they're looking big. You can

8:41

see that when their head peek up over and

8:43

mom feeds them, and even the dad is here,

8:45

which I didn't know dad birds did that. So

8:48

the mom and the dad are around and they

8:50

take turns like hanging out the nest and bringing

8:52

them food and stuff. They're less likely to join

8:54

Batman, I'd say then. Well, you have to have

8:57

parents for them to get murdered. Plus,

8:59

aren't they more likely to become

9:01

robin anyway? I don't know

9:04

his main origin story. I just know in like

9:06

the movie. Cause they're robins. Literally,

9:08

I said that they're robins. They

9:10

would definitely be robins. Robins, some

9:12

banks. Now that

9:15

you've got that sorted, I'm going

9:17

to give Bob the honorary segue.

9:19

Wait. Wait. What?

9:22

Oh, I didn't say my bit about the tickler. See, he didn't

9:24

tell his bit about the tickler. I had to stop him. Oh,

9:26

nevermind. I thought he was done. I

9:29

think it's before we were recording or before the

9:31

episode started anyway. I saw a thing about, have

9:33

you guys ever heard of the

9:35

movie, The Tickler? No.

9:38

Should I look it up or not look it up? No, you can look it up. It's

9:40

not a long story. This

9:43

is from, I think, an Eddie Birkbeck video.

9:45

Him and his brother put out a video

9:47

in the past week talking about like

9:50

movies and TV and stuff. The Tickler

9:52

movie that I'm referencing is a movie from

9:54

like the fifties, I think. The tingler. Oh,

9:56

the tangler. That might be it. That's a

9:59

very different thing. them the ticular.

10:01

The tingler, okay, it's equally dirty

10:03

sounding. The tingler was a movie

10:05

where they put electric connections onto

10:07

each seat in the auditorium where

10:09

the movie was shown and it

10:11

would zap you when the tingler

10:14

appeared on screen and the audience

10:16

was encouraged to scream to scare

10:18

away the tingler and the marketing

10:20

for this movie was like, it's

10:22

guaranteed that the tingler will make

10:24

its way into your theater as

10:26

you watch this movie. You must

10:28

scream as loud as you can

10:31

to scare him away or he'll

10:33

tingle you forever or something. But

10:35

like, it just sounds like like

10:38

the most hilarious 4D sci-fi movie

10:40

experience from the 1950s

10:42

or whatever it was like time period, the heyday

10:44

of the silver screen. It just

10:47

is fucking hilarious. Like could you imagine

10:49

someone trying to do that modernly where

10:51

it's like, I mean, they have rides

10:53

like that at like, you know, Disney

10:55

and places where it's like a 4D

10:57

experience, but just a movie where your

10:59

seat like vibrates and they're like, scream,

11:01

scream to make the little girl go

11:03

back into TV. Oh

11:07

man, that's horrifying. I mean, that'd be a good way to

11:09

give people put their damn cell phones away and shut the

11:11

fuck up. Whoa. Okay, add that

11:13

to Wade's list of old man things. I

11:16

don't know. It drives me nuts, dude.

11:18

Bright phone screens. Like they actually do

11:20

driving those certain movies. It's always a bro

11:22

right in front of me somehow. They're

11:24

like, dude, look at this girl respond.

11:26

I'm like, I am trying so

11:28

hard to watch this movie. It's

11:30

part of the entertainment man. You just

11:32

kind of enjoy it. I'll never forget.

11:34

There was, uh, we went to the

11:37

California Academy of Science in

11:39

San Francisco and they had like an

11:41

omni max movie about like the origins

11:43

of life and you know, like the

11:46

way the evidence for, uh, how life evolved

11:48

on earth and all these things, this sort

11:50

of stuff like that. And there was this

11:52

dude who was so fucking

11:55

stoned that he could not deal with

11:57

what was happening on screen. It was

11:59

an omnivore. thing right so like

12:01

it goes outside of your peripherals and it's

12:03

just like you're just like flying through space

12:05

and like oh maybe there was a micro

12:08

organism on an asteroid and it's like whoosh

12:10

asteroid anytime any movement happened on screen this

12:12

dude was just like whoa oh

12:15

it was just him and he

12:21

could the whole time he couldn't even

12:23

together it was so funny that's great

12:25

honestly like someone getting such pure enjoyment

12:27

out of it I don't mind that

12:29

yeah that's different than like the dudes who

12:31

are snickering and laughing while like some sad

12:34

things happening on screen that they're clearly talking

12:36

about something completely unrelated it's like oh my

12:38

god shut the fuck up why are you

12:40

even at the movie well anyway back to

12:42

the segue point I might have to retract

12:44

it because it's too far removed from the

12:46

segue now sink bugs are making a comeback

12:48

beware I've seen them are you just

12:51

shooting for segues or what's mark back to you

12:53

uh-huh okay all right no one gets

12:55

the segue point I thought we only

12:57

made right decisions what happened mark nope

12:59

you made poor ones because you didn't

13:02

listen that you didn't choose this episode

13:04

you were obligated to be here oh

13:06

my segue got shot to hell I

13:08

don't even feel like doing it anymore

13:10

segue no there's no segue I remember

13:12

Bob originally talked about the make a

13:14

segue but it's gone yeah it's pretty

13:16

good all right here's my segue ah

13:20

wait thank you can you identify what

13:22

is making this sound yeah

13:28

it's whatever you we'd eat and you hold it

13:30

too close to the little stones in the garden

13:32

while also getting the weeds that are real thick

13:35

incorrect Bob do you have any

13:37

idea what the sound is that

13:40

is a flock of DJI Mavic

13:42

minis attacking the person recording with

13:44

their cell phones also wrong you're

13:46

both wrong that's the game we

13:48

lost it's uh bees

13:52

that's right Bob all right not

13:55

the bees it is bees you

13:57

get a point because you properly

13:59

identity The animal

14:01

that made the sound oh you

14:03

get one B point I've

14:06

been for another long day now

14:09

Wade you have a chance here

14:11

because there's a second point available

14:13

It's whoever can mimic the animal

14:15

better Oh and the other gets

14:17

another point and if no and

14:19

this also applies no one can

14:22

identify the animal It still applies

14:24

so there's points to be had

14:26

okay, so now Wade imitate that

14:28

sound I

14:33

said

14:35

that was pretty good. I even think he got the

14:37

duration correct Bob. You think you can do better? Yeah,

14:46

no, why do you did it you

14:48

did it you you you be the

14:50

bee better than Bob be the bee

14:52

That wasn't it. Are you how far off was

14:54

I it was pretty far cuz Wade was surprising

14:56

as well He had a golem in his bees,

14:59

but I think it was just golem twitching on

15:01

the ground after being stung This is my voice

15:03

man. Yeah, it's gonna say his kind of just

15:05

satellite golem pretending to be bees But I guess

15:07

it was still pretending to be bees we learned

15:09

when we were filming one that sometimes I just

15:11

devolve into golem It does make a lot of

15:13

sense. All right, so if you haven't guessed this

15:15

is the game we're playing I have a

15:17

bunch of animal sounds and you guys

15:20

are going to guess what these animals

15:22

are for points and then Make

15:24

up points if you didn't get it by

15:26

imitating them. I get to sit and enjoy

15:28

all of it good I also have a

15:30

story that relates to this in some way.

15:33

I just it's a it's a actually not

15:35

a story I experienced it. It's an article

15:37

that I'm stealing Don't

15:41

don't you know how to do that just a story

15:43

tell it I was a little worried about identifying the

15:45

animals mark I gotta say that making animal noises I

15:47

gave the girl in college. It made me do the

15:49

same thing. I'm prepared for this Hmm

15:52

did she involuntarily make you make animal noises or

15:54

are you saying that she asked you to do a

15:56

lot of imitations of animals? Well, I just made her

15:58

up in my head I was like, that'd

16:00

be funny to say out loud. What's

16:03

the imaginary story? I'm here for it.

16:05

Yeah, yeah. Sounds like a good imaginary

16:07

story. Oh, it was a pillow talk.

16:09

Some women liked back rubs before, some

16:11

like donkey impression. It's just like your

16:14

Canadian supermodel girlfriend that was very definitely

16:16

real, probably. She was American,

16:18

but she modeled internationally, international model, and she was

16:20

real, is real. She just spent a lot of

16:22

time in Canada, and that's why she can't be

16:24

here right now. I don't know where Canada came

16:27

from. I never said Canada. I was just talking

16:29

about this with Tyler, and I was

16:31

confused because he said, because we were reminiscing

16:33

about putters, right? Or not putters, a village

16:35

tavern. And he said, you met this model

16:38

at putters. I didn't. See,

16:40

that doesn't make sense to me. That doesn't

16:42

make any sense to me. Why would that

16:44

have occurred? At putters of all places in

16:46

Milford? You expect an international model to be

16:48

at the putters in Milford? Let me tell

16:50

you a secret. Her family lived in Milford.

16:53

Oh. And putters on a Friday

16:55

and a Saturday night had a bar. You

16:57

telling me. You telling me. You

16:59

telling me? Oh my God. All

17:02

right. Well,

17:05

let him have this, Mark. We don't

17:07

need to take this away from him. I'm gonna invite

17:09

you two over and just log on and show you

17:11

that she exists. How are you

17:13

gonna show that she exists? She has

17:16

a Facebook account, man. I think we're

17:18

still friends. There's gonna be a bunch

17:20

of advertisements from online ads for like

17:22

whatever she models. They just snipped out

17:24

really sloppily in Photoshop. Like, see? I'm

17:28

gonna show you a scrapbook of like different people

17:30

cut up and like put together. Like,

17:32

see? Here she is. I don't know

17:34

about that. That's concerning. Well, anyway, the

17:36

article that I have here by Jessica

17:39

Glenza of The Guardian that pertains to

17:41

the thing I was just doing. Oh

17:43

sure, she can be real. Anyway, North

17:45

Carolina Child's monster in the closet was

17:47

in fact 50,000 bees in the wall.

17:51

Oh geez. That sounds like a lot of bees. I don't

17:53

know if that's a lot of bees. That sounds like a

17:55

lot of bees. I think Molly linked me to that article.

17:57

I didn't read it because I saw that and I was

17:59

just like. I'm good don't need

18:01

to know I mean it's just

18:03

it's it's a fascinating read because

18:06

it continues ongoing family discovers Terrifying

18:08

gigantic bee colony in wall of

18:10

home with blood like honey oozing

18:12

down wall Yeah, I don't

18:14

know why it was blood like I'll ask

18:17

AI Maybe they had a

18:19

red wall to the honey like some of

18:21

the red dye on the way out It's

18:23

possible or that they were like sampling some

18:26

very red fruit or some red flowers or

18:28

something like that Or

18:30

they got their pollen from people the

18:32

color of honey Primarily depends on the

18:34

types of flowers from which the bees

18:37

collect the nectar. Okey-dokey. Well, there you

18:39

go Anyway, that is nothing to

18:41

do with anything that we're talking about other than

18:43

the first segue was about a bee That.

18:46

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20:44

You should get that, Mark. It's probably important. Oh,

20:46

no way. Do

20:48

I need to repeat what the game we're playing is? I

20:50

pretty much got it, I think. I'll

20:53

get all the questions correct and Wade will make all the

20:55

noises and it'll be a tie. Well, Bob, I got a

20:57

tough one for you. You can identify

20:59

this sound. You could get a

21:01

point. Oh, God. I

21:04

want to say this is some kind of a rax-nid.

21:06

No, I'm going to go with cow. That

21:09

is correct! It was a cow! Hard

21:12

to believe. You get a point! All right, Wade.

21:14

All right, here we go. Here we go. Sorry,

21:17

I sniggled again. I was a complete accident,

21:19

guys. No, actually, Wade, I totally forgot there

21:21

was something wrong with that. I'm sorry. I'm

21:23

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

21:26

sorry. Wade, I totally forgot there

21:28

was some other thing I was going to do. Wade,

21:30

is there any other thing that you think that animal

21:32

could be that would be more convincing than the correct

21:34

answer? Yeah, so after Tuesdays whenever I usually do podcasts,

21:37

stream, and then record, I sit in this chair for

21:39

a long time. That's also the sound my knees make

21:41

whenever I stand up after being here for 12 hours. That's

21:44

incorrect! You don't know that. You're

21:47

right, I don't. If you can record that sound and

21:49

it sounds exactly like this recording. All

21:52

right, well, that

21:54

was a tie because I think you both made the exact same thing. I

21:57

don't know who did it better. My first one was clearly.

22:00

the best yeah if Wade gets credit for

22:02

his first one doesn't that mean that I

22:04

win I have no idea was that should

22:06

we count that that was the official your

22:10

ability to do a golem s cow is

22:12

very impressive Oh

22:17

precious move precious

22:19

me it's me me hey is that my ring

22:21

where did you find that

22:29

what is potatoes precious golem

22:31

how do we get to mordor well

22:33

it takes four or five follows

22:35

me if you reach

22:38

the city of the damned you've got

22:40

you for wrong one's one's problem

22:44

just cow all right

22:47

Wade you win you convinced me yes

22:49

that's a good cow impression I could

22:52

have a cow fire this is fun

22:54

to do I don't want to make

22:56

a rule saying that you know he

22:58

can't win every time but I think

23:01

you know no fair fair is fair fair

23:03

is fair all right wait are you

23:05

ready for your next animal yeah man can't wait here

23:07

we go okay I

23:18

feel like that's a little

23:20

bit more challenging than

23:22

the cow and I get marks

23:30

rubbing his toe while falling down the flight

23:32

of stairs no you know what that was

23:34

that was Tyler six minutes into a hard

23:36

laugh because

23:39

please I

23:56

Want to qualify? These are all animals.

23:58

Okay, This. The little the

24:00

European Jackrabbit pony sounds like a motorcycle

24:02

and I whenever you ride around you

24:05

have to tilted ear a little bit

24:07

makes you get the full speed mirza

24:09

pretty good guess but unfortunately that is

24:11

not correct or Bob Mosier guess my

24:13

god my first guess was this is

24:15

Tyler six minutes and do a really

24:17

good last. I also think it kind

24:19

of sounds like a jockey. you forgot

24:21

how donkeys are supposed to sound as

24:23

it were My first thing I thought

24:25

was marked the biggest toe or falling

24:27

down a flight of stairs. Valid

24:30

as the second half is marks or small it

24:32

other sad as. It.

24:36

Was your impression Three kids just couldn't

24:38

be another voice of move forward. I

24:40

want to understand it neither. You got

24:42

what it was. Forty Six Campbell Oh,

24:44

there's a lot of stairs in Tamil

24:47

and god the sorts.if I really go

24:49

over this, I feel like this is

24:51

going to physically hurt me. You both

24:53

just didn't exist. Fifty supposed to. Be

25:01

I. Felt

25:04

good time. do? I don't think it's good?

25:06

Isn't Little your food critics? I know if

25:08

I felt better than I thought it would.

25:10

Okay, hard way. And

25:21

Rowdy to are. On

25:23

the that's what I hear ma'am I can't

25:25

tell which one of us to better myself

25:28

who were both really close. You both did

25:30

a great job I think Bob didn't she

25:32

are little better he was very close I'll

25:34

give you that way. There was a good

25:37

impression by think he had a longer gap

25:39

in between the two part summer or on

25:41

on on. A

25:45

singer bob deployed as when to redeem myself.

25:47

Thirties or it. Sir Bobby as you are,

25:49

you are a camel. Better, I did

25:52

go to a school whose

25:54

mascot was a camel. Saw

25:56

Marlboro University Almost. It was

25:58

a North Carolina. The every the

26:00

Marlborough the that you know it's camels.

26:03

the sword was a cam Know that's

26:05

right, it's a camel. Swallowed

26:08

up with a cigarette brand is

26:10

is it Camels? Supposed

26:13

a backhoe before he could assess

26:15

whether Moscow is a camel then.

26:19

I never put it together. I

26:22

really thought I was correct. Okay,

26:24

Marlboros, The Springs. Is this a

26:26

cowboy guy? Is this is them?

26:28

The marlborough man, right? Mister Cowboys.

26:30

Was the guys as a big time smokers?

26:32

I said no with stuff of. Which

26:35

is fair. Which is fair. You know I

26:37

am certain. Totally unrelated but like I remember

26:39

because I've always said I'm the subject. but

26:41

the smell cigarette. Like. For some reason I

26:43

am. I don't smoke. I'm never going to

26:45

smoke. But the smell of cigarettes A lot

26:47

of people in and Bill Nye I Bundaberg

26:49

use. My dad also had a secret drawer.

26:51

but you're thinking that this is where the

26:54

cigarettes or it's not something even more valuable

26:56

than cigarettes. And they're fast and loose. Know

26:58

how many stars? how much will

27:00

have no ammo box? Who said

27:02

every parent li every pack and

27:04

this is not indicative of a

27:06

good habit to There were a

27:08

lot in there and every pack

27:10

of cigarettes came with one little

27:12

mini like monopoly dollar of Camels

27:14

and I don't know what it

27:16

meant by knew that if I

27:18

open that or their riches untold

27:20

because it was in Wickets head

27:22

office draw it was half full.

27:24

goddamn he emptied it every day.

27:28

Know, I mean he he smoked a lot

27:30

and he was very loyal. Their brand he

27:32

did quit at some point is cold turkey

27:34

straight up don't smoke. Everybody is bad for

27:36

you. I always wondered what happened in that

27:38

drawer of Camel box. Anyway, this good way

27:41

to go seem like funfair. Yes sir, I

27:43

get way for a cat meowing man with

27:45

the here. this

27:54

is after we talk of

27:56

diarrhea ah that was definitely

27:58

a lion's roar You are

28:01

correct! That was a lion, which meant

28:03

it's very funny the way that you said a

28:05

cat's meowing This is all that like, we can't

28:07

win the episode where I get fucking camel, he

28:09

gets cow and lion No, I was saying, I

28:12

was literally saying like it wasn't, that's not what

28:14

it is No, it's cool, it's cool man I'll

28:16

have a lot of points on my tome I

28:18

can't wait for the African skeet beetle to be

28:20

my next noise Is that real? I have no

28:23

fucking idea, man, but that's the kind of animal

28:25

you lose Is it an African skeet beetle? Is

28:28

it attracted to jizz? What is

28:30

a skeet beetle? Wait, I'll

28:33

give you another point, if you can

28:35

do an impression of the African skeet

28:37

beetle WOW! Holy

28:40

shit! I didn't know you could beep box,

28:42

what the fuck? You wanna do an impression?

28:44

Me? Of the lion or of the African

28:46

skeet beetle? I don't know, anything Give me

28:49

a second, come on, I'm ready to give

28:51

a point, who's it gonna be? I just

28:53

did one, I thought that was... must

28:57

call me crazy Oh my god, you just... Anyway,

29:00

give it to an impression Man, Mark only... I'm

29:04

ready to give a point to anybody Anybody,

29:06

not you The way you are

29:09

with words, apparently Mark is with animal impressions,

29:11

he only catches every other one He's like,

29:13

man, nice job, anyone wanna do an impression

29:15

now? Alright Wade, but here's your, that was

29:17

a bonus point, so you're welcome, and you

29:19

got it, it's here Can you do

29:21

a lion? Rawr Do

29:26

I have to do the underbelly growl? No, that

29:28

was your attempt, what are you talking about? Yeah,

29:30

well I've definitely got this one, hang on, wait

29:32

for it For

29:41

those not watching, Bob has his ass to the

29:43

mic... Well

29:49

that was pretty good though, right? That was pretty close?

29:51

I got another lion impression Keep

29:57

going, keep going I

30:00

love this song because I've got no

30:02

hair. Alright, that's enough. Bob,

30:04

I don't think I can give you the point for

30:06

that one. Oh, but he took mine. I was just

30:08

gonna do the silly roar, cause I- how do you

30:10

make lion sounds? I don't know. So what

30:12

happens? You get to go first, Bob,

30:14

you get the easy animals, I get the easy noises.

30:16

I even cut him off with his dumb first try

30:18

and it was still better than your fart in the

30:20

microphone trick. Ah, that was a growl. That's

30:23

how growling works. To be fair, it's better than the growl

30:25

I could have probably pulled up. Yes. Uh,

30:28

Wade, you got the point for the lion. Well done. Alright,

30:30

Wade, your sound is coming up next.

30:33

Open your ears. You

30:43

know this one, Wade? I

30:46

know this one. What the fuck?

30:48

Yeah, dude, I've got one toilet just keeps

30:50

clogging and the plunger doesn't quite form the

30:52

seals when you're trying to clean it out.

30:54

It just keeps making that noise. I'm

30:57

gonna say a boar. You know, that's

30:59

a pretty good guess, but it's not

31:01

correct. That's a hippopotamus. It's

31:03

not. And if I heard this sound blind,

31:05

I would think that too. Cause I'm like,

31:07

what the hell else could that be? Yeah.

31:10

Cause I'm an idiot. Fuck my guess. It's not

31:12

a boar. Everyone knows what boars sound like. I

31:14

said your guess was a good guess. Wait, no,

31:16

did you just not hear that? I said that's

31:18

a good guess. I did. But then

31:21

you're like, Bob, his guess was good. Your

31:23

guess is what everyone would think. Even

31:25

the animal knows that it should be a hippo.

31:28

But Bob, I love you. You want another chance, Wade?

31:30

I'll give you a guess boar. You

31:32

know what? Pig. No.

31:35

Oh. Blug. No,

31:37

that's not what it is. Now

31:44

unless, unless Lixian's playing a

31:46

prank on me, that's apparently

31:48

a koala. What? No,

31:51

you're right. Never would have got there. I

31:53

just searched on YouTube for Lixian Markiplier

31:55

prank. She's live right now and that's

31:57

not a koala. Yeah. No. But

32:00

it is a koala unfortunately. Now

32:02

who amongst you, any of

32:04

the three of ya, who can do a

32:06

better impression? Huh? Is

32:08

there a third person here? I thought I

32:10

saw another person in here. Where?

32:14

Oh they're gone. Anyway, of you, however

32:16

many they are, who can do a

32:18

better koala? I

32:21

feel like this one's definitely gonna hurt. Yeah I

32:23

know. Alright wait you go first. Great.

32:26

You were right Bob, it

32:29

did hurt. It

32:33

hurts man, it hurt. I

32:37

should have just gone rink. Alright

32:39

Bob would you like to give it a stab?

32:41

Oh sure, that looks really fun. It's

32:44

like... It's

32:50

like the dude who chases around to talk

32:52

through freaking stuff. Just to show, I

32:54

don't want to talk to you guys, I'm gonna try to

32:56

do them. It

32:59

was like... It

33:05

like did an inner thing. That

33:09

part of my throat doesn't exist. Yeah,

33:12

I'm gonna give the point to me because I

33:14

did a better impression than both of you. You

33:16

just did gorilla dude, you did shitty gorilla. Well

33:18

it was better than your coughing human. I don't

33:20

think so, I tried to access the actual part

33:22

of your vocal box that would do it. You

33:24

were just like... Is

33:29

that your me impression? Alright

33:32

I'll give you a mark impression point. Bob,

33:35

let me get you an easy one. Yeah, give

33:37

me dog or something. Alright, it

33:39

may be difficult, it may be

33:41

difficult. Alright hold

33:44

on. It's the

33:48

whole thing one animal. Yeah, that's goats,

33:50

that's what goats sound like. I

33:53

got that one. Holy shit. I

34:00

should know is that right you could also abstain if you don't

34:02

want to Very

34:14

good that's gonna be hard to beat. Oh

34:17

god. I don't know if I can make this noise, but

34:20

I'll try That was

34:27

a good attempt I think Wade gets

34:29

it for the horrified scream and the

34:31

discrepancy between the two it truly is

34:35

I can't even do it. He did great. All

34:37

right Wade you want a hard one. Oh

34:39

boy do I? No,

34:41

you might be you might be able to get this. Yeah Yeah,

34:51

I'm Hmm one more time

34:53

for posterity being an ancient human must have

34:55

been terrifying if you were surrounded by these

34:57

kinds of noise all the Time how scary

34:59

are humans if you're hunting things that sound

35:02

like this Deer

35:12

no No, that's

35:14

not gonna get me anymore. You got your you're out

35:16

of gallop points and honestly you're on thin ice Oh,

35:18

no, and you you keep giving me attitude and I'm

35:20

gonna give you I'm gonna give you a hard one

35:23

Bob my beloved I'm

35:33

gonna stick with it. I think

35:35

that's a epiphanus. No, but again

35:37

excellent guess incredible guess say fantastic

35:39

guess Beautiful. No, it's

35:42

a sea lion. Oh Dude

35:44

I forgot how many sea lions we have in Ohio.

35:46

Well if you ever went anywhere you might go somewhere

35:48

that has sea lions It's

35:55

pretty good and it's pretty good Bob I honestly need

35:57

to sit this one out or I feel like I'm

35:59

gonna throw up Alright. Why are you

36:01

gonna throw up? I don't know. Whatever

36:04

I've been doing, I'm in, uh,

36:06

it's not feeling good. Let's take

36:08

a breather, Len! Let's kick back!

36:10

Relax! What about an intermission? Oh,

36:12

is that an ad break? What

36:16

if I get an animal that probably isn't

36:18

going to be painful to imitate? Well, you

36:20

should probably pick a really easy one, like,

36:22

a dog, because it's Bob's turn. Yeah, it's

36:24

my turn. No, that would hurt the voice,

36:27

even though my finger was over... Dog?

36:30

Like, my thumb was literally over dog!

36:33

I'm not even lying. My thumb is hovering

36:35

a millimeter above dog. Wait, how about camel,

36:37

koala, sea lion? Bob, do you know what

36:39

sound a cow makes? We all have different

36:41

strengths, okay? Well, I don't even know what

36:44

this says, because the file name's too long,

36:46

so... Whoever's going first, this is the sound.

36:50

Is it me first? Yeah, it's me, Bob. I'm

36:52

gonna go with sheep. That's

36:55

great. I didn't even... I couldn't read

36:57

the name! The name was too long! It just said

36:59

SH! I didn't know what it was! Wait,

37:02

I didn't know what it was! There

37:05

we go. We don't have an impression, dude. I

37:08

don't care where you give the point. It's gonna be the fucking next animal. Fine,

37:11

no one's gonna do an impression on that

37:13

one. No one's gonna do an impression. It's

37:15

fine. Look, Wade, it's fair. I

37:17

know it doesn't seem this way. Doesn't

37:19

it feel fair, or look fair, or

37:21

seem fair? I'm

37:24

just gonna go ahead and throw it out there. North

37:26

Korean jumping spider. That's gotta be what the noise is.

37:28

I bet it's fantastic, but I got you. I got

37:30

you. What noise does that make? Just like a... Doing!

37:34

But in Korean, of course. At least say Doing in Korean,

37:36

Mark. Doing! Doing!

37:39

I'll just leave that one to you. Oh,

37:44

come on, Wade. Come on,

37:46

buddy. Get there. A

37:50

pig. YEAH!

37:53

I was really hoping he'd be like, what kind of

37:55

thing? Ah,

37:57

the pre-slaughtered kind. Well, yes.

38:00

But I'm sad now. Can you imitate it with

38:02

that sick beat? I

38:08

don't know. How do you make that sound? All

38:13

right, that was a good attempt. Wade What's

38:17

up with some in? Is that your

38:19

impression or are you just having a time? Both. Oink.

38:23

I think you get a wig. I think

38:25

Wade you got it. You got both the

38:27

pig and the impression. Congratulations, Wade. Thanks, man.

38:29

I appreciate the pity noise after um, okay.

38:31

Well, I can't win with you. Do you

38:33

want it fair? Do you want it easy?

38:36

What do you want? Huh? I'm in a

38:38

tub. Give him something more interesting than fucking

38:40

sheep or cow. What do you

38:42

want? What do you want for him? You

38:44

gave me sea lion, dude. Sea lion. You've

38:47

prefaced it with, oh Wade, you probably know

38:49

this one. Well, he didn't get it either.

38:51

Because no one knows what the fuck a sea lion

38:53

sounds like, Mark. All right, okay. We got

38:55

this though. We got this. Okay. I'm gonna give Bob

38:57

one. It's gonna be really tough. Okay. I

39:04

don't know if anyone can guess what that is. Do you

39:06

know what that is, Wade? It's a

39:09

swinging gate, Bob. Very obviously, it's

39:11

a swinging gate that needs some

39:13

WD-40. That's so close. We're guessing

39:15

animals. That's a that's a donkey.

39:17

Yeah. What? That's

39:19

crazy. I literally sort of go by random

39:21

and I'm just picking. Okay. I gotta do

39:23

the impression. No, you know what? You don't

39:25

even get the impression. You don't even get

39:27

the impression. I don't even know how to

39:29

do an impression. All right. I'll do the

39:31

impression. Hello, everybody. My name is Markiplier. Sorry.

39:33

I was being an ass. I

39:37

got you, dude. Give

39:43

me an ass point. Give me an ass point. All

39:46

right, fine. Fine. If I can't make a fair

39:48

game to save my life, then I'm just gonna

39:50

end it. I'm gonna end it right here early

39:52

before we even get to the good stuff. Dude,

39:54

I want a beatbox of that fucking pig noise,

39:56

man. I'm gonna listen to that. Can you send

39:58

me that? Sounds fun. have a

40:00

chance again because I'm believing this episode clearly

40:02

I was off to a wrong start by

40:04

saying this was the right choice of an

40:06

episode it was the wrong choice and after

40:08

I tabulate the points is this episode is

40:10

gonna be gone I probably

40:13

not so Bob you got a point for

40:15

Sarah boy and the animal oh no you didn't get

40:18

the animal segue I have to take that away I

40:20

don't want to correct you

40:22

on giving me points but I believe

40:24

I said Sarah annoyance cuz clarify they're

40:26

not they're in laws or something do

40:29

you want the point or not do you do you

40:31

want the point whatever you wrote down is correct mark

40:33

good choice all right well I already took away the

40:35

animal segue point you know I don't think you want

40:37

me to take away too many more give it back

40:39

to him the animal segue point oh yeah

40:42

and then I got oh whoa

40:44

point for that got B cow

40:47

can you clarify oh

40:49

whoa please oh thank

40:53

you thank you for a second my handwriting

40:55

so that I thought this said Hitler

40:57

laughs it says Tyler laughs I'm sure

41:00

he'll love that you completed him with

41:03

Hitler no I mistook my writing for

41:05

that no one could possibly associate those

41:07

two and anyway camel good lion goat

41:10

and sheep wait you got a silly

41:12

point because you were a silly little scoundrel

41:15

this episode you were such a scam you

41:17

got a point for they know better they

41:20

don't make it that far all the kids

41:22

and the alligators yeah oh yeah that's right

41:24

you were the bee you were the cow

41:26

you got the skeet beetle lion me

41:29

you got both the me point and the

41:31

ass point which was also me you were

41:34

a goat you were a sea lion you

41:36

didn't guess a goddamn thing except pig I

41:38

mean I guess a lot of things they

41:40

were just wrong yeah see how was it

41:43

you know I feel like you

41:45

weren't only getting hard ones but how

41:47

how even I looking back this seems

41:49

unfair that you wouldn't have guessed anything

41:51

was it unfair was it actually unfair

41:53

I think it was fine I don't

41:55

see any problems anyway just complaining you

41:57

know I'm just gonna take my lump

42:00

We got through the game, I said what

42:02

I had to say at this point, I

42:04

just want to hear the scores. And Bob,

42:06

you were left with 10 points, Wade, you

42:08

were left with 11 points! Because

42:13

you were that good at impressions,

42:16

and you made me laugh with the

42:18

ass point, which could have gone the

42:20

other way, I could have subtracted it,

42:22

but you clinched it with making me

42:24

laugh. So, today's winner, the champion of

42:26

animals, the king of the jungle, the...

42:30

Something else! Bald Tarzan! What?

42:34

The Bald Tarzan, no, I like that, that's good. Oh

42:36

yeah, that's good. Wade, you win!

42:39

Wooo! That makes me feel

42:41

like saying it was unfair against Wade,

42:43

somehow just rings less true. Given the

42:45

outcome, also given that you literally at

42:47

the end told Mark to give me

42:49

a bonus point that I didn't even

42:51

earn. Well you did, but then like

42:53

you took it away because we kept

42:55

talking. Yeah, but like you and Mark

42:57

could give me more points on your

42:59

own behalf, and it still wasn't enough. I

43:01

just didn't want anything like, if you were gonna win,

43:04

if I was gonna win, I just wanted all the

43:06

points on the field, you know? All the points were

43:08

on the field, and I congratulate you for that. I

43:10

felt like you were beating me the whole time, I

43:12

think. I felt like you were winning, but maybe the

43:14

difference was I did a lot of the impression points,

43:17

and we just didn't guess a few of the animals.

43:19

Yeah, that is true. Yeah, sometimes animals were not guessed.

43:21

Because every animal that we got right, other than pig,

43:23

you got right. But I guess we didn't guess Koala,

43:25

and we didn't guess... I didn't get sea lion. You

43:27

got sea lion, Koala. Yeah, Bob, you got the bees,

43:29

cow, lion, goat, and sheep. So a lot of

43:32

farm animals, you know your farm animals. Well,

43:34

I do have a toddler in the house,

43:36

so you got farm animal practice. The

43:39

lion goes... The

43:44

ones I got to guess first were not farm

43:47

animals, typically. They were sea lion, Koala. You're really

43:49

hung up on that sea lion, like I feel

43:51

like that's not too crazy. What about this?

43:53

What about this, Wade? Yeah. That's

43:58

Wade when he steps up. on the

44:00

Lego. I was gonna say my mom whenever I told her I would do my

44:02

chores in a minute. Now

44:04

that that's in my head you know what that did kind

44:06

of sound like. Sounds like a low quality recording of a

44:09

thwomp in the wild. It's

44:13

like if the the witch from Banjo Kazooie

44:15

was doing a thwomp impression. That's pretty good.

44:17

That's pretty good. I will not tell you

44:19

what this is. I'll leave it up for

44:21

the subreddit to uh figure out

44:23

what this is. I agree. I'm glad we all agreed

44:25

on that. I forgot to answer your question there. So

44:27

this is that you guys can play along. For those

44:30

not watching I gestured with my hand at

44:32

you and looked at you. But not at

44:34

you because you're not watching. Interesting. Remember I

44:36

said that was C-line that was a two.

44:38

That was C-line two. Here's C-line one. Maybe

44:40

this would have been easier. Big

44:46

maybe. But the Joker once he like

44:48

was getting over COVID and locked in

44:50

a room with echoes. All right

44:54

sure. All right well congratulations guys. Thank you

44:56

for playing my fun fun game and uh

44:58

for making this truly the episode of Choice.

45:00

I think I'm going to win the podcast

45:02

listeners Choice Awards for best host ever and

45:04

most handsome host. And uh I can't wait

45:06

to get some lines. Thank you. Would you

45:08

like a winner's beach? I was wondering if

45:10

we were going to get a platform to

45:12

say anything or uh you know

45:14

what Mark very fair episode. I appreciate that. Knowing

45:16

that I was a master impressionist I feel

45:18

like Bob was given a disadvantage which is

45:20

why you gave him things such as dog,

45:22

cat. None of those came up. By the

45:24

way ultimately you know regardless of fairness it

45:27

was fun. It was a fun idea. It

45:29

was fun to execute and my throat will

45:31

be paying for the next two or three

45:33

days. But you know that's my own choice

45:35

to try to go all out with. So

45:38

thank you. Killing it. I appreciate

45:40

you bringing your A-game every every week that

45:42

we're here. Well every twice a week. Every

45:44

bi-week that we're here. You know this podcast

45:47

is bi-weekly maybe. I don't know

45:49

what that means for sure. Semi-weekly.

45:51

Bi- weekly. It's die weekly. Ah

45:54

frick. Every week our podcast goes both ways.

45:56

I almost said win your loser speech just

45:58

out of habit. Alright, well, thank

46:01

you guys. No problem. Everything

46:03

felt really fair right up to the

46:06

point where I lost somehow, and I

46:08

realized retroactively that none of it was

46:10

fair at all. You know, I just

46:12

would love to see the subreddit come

46:14

to my defense for how unfairly I

46:16

am treated on this show. And, you

46:19

know, so go get them, kids. That's

46:21

fair. That's very fair that it's unfair. Very fair

46:24

of you to say that. I'm very fair for

46:26

all of you to have stuck around listening all

46:28

this time. Suck it, watchers. You didn't get

46:30

anything this round. Ha ha! We love

46:32

the listeners! We love the listeners! I'm

46:34

trying to offset, like, the apparent favoritism

46:36

that we have for, like, viewers. All

46:39

they were doing was, we love the

46:41

company. We love the listeners! The listeners!

46:44

The listeners! Keep

46:47

us alive! But the watchers are still our favorites.

46:49

Shh! Shh! Anyway, no, I really made this whole

46:52

episode as like, I want to throw a bone

46:54

to pure listening so that no one has to

46:56

try to even look at their phone. Oh, but

46:58

the visual gags were so funny. Yeah, go back

47:00

and watch it again for those that just listened.

47:03

Really pump up those numbers. We got to get

47:05

those numbers up. Where are we in

47:07

the rankings? Not as high as we used to be. Top 50? Down.

47:10

Bottom 50? It's because we haven't been

47:12

playing any games together. That's probably it.

47:15

Probably. And we haven't done any video game tier list

47:17

episodes in a while. Mmm, that's good. Well, you have

47:20

to wait for the next episode for when Wade does

47:22

both of those ideas. Thank you so much for listening

47:24

and watching. Have a good day. Be sure to follow

47:26

the podcast for more, uh, episodes. We do do to

47:28

a week if you didn't know that. And also, we

47:30

have merch! If you go to a distractable store. Yeah.

47:34

Not so easy, is it? See? It's not so easy

47:36

to remember. I can take away your win. Can I?

47:38

I can't. I don't think I can at this

47:40

point, no. We did the company retreat bylaws. What

47:42

if I pissed myself? I'm in a tub.

47:44

I can do that. That is like the

47:46

best place you could ever piss yourself on

47:49

purpose. Imagine the host pissing themselves to take

47:51

the win back. The host again. That's a

47:53

power move, dude. I wouldn't bomb the win.

47:57

Have a good day. Be sure to listen to this

47:59

five more times. it's the best choice you'll

48:01

ever make today. Hotcast out.