It’s been a long hot summer and the populace of Swanage are ready to sing in their annual summer fete, but beneath the sands a sinister evil is beginning to stir… What strange fate brings Chaps, Dervish and Bod together once more?What treas

DistinctlyAverage.AI

Dec 14th, 2022 2m 34s

After minutes of dedicated research, Distinctly Average Radio are proud to present the future of audio drama!Writer: ChatGPTCast: Natural ReadersMusic: Aiva.AIArt: DALL-EEditing: A Human Male

At Great Expense 3 (1/2)

Sep 23rd, 2022 48m 24s

Things are looking a bit flat for (former) Cola-Corp Corpa-Colleague Buck, who’s slipped off the Corporation ladder and into the dank embrace of a franchised saccharine mine. Every can has an aluminum lining however and it’s not long before h

At Great Expense 3 (2/2)

Sep 23rd, 2022 42m 51s

The cans been pulled and it's gotten a bit frothed up for the Fallen Corpa-Children! Slapped awake beside a subterranean lake our adventure continues...

At Great Expense 3 (2/2)

Sep 23rd, 2022 42m 51s

The cans been pulled and it's gotten a bit frothed up for the Fallen Corpa-Children! Slapped awake beside a subterranean lake our adventure continues...

Man on Film (Going Outside)

Jul 12th, 2021 10m 6s

Grab your legs and rest your ham and cheese baguette, it’s time for the latest instalment of Man on Film with Geoffrey Jones, brought to you by Geoffrey Jones Productions!**(a Geoffrey Jones Company)Man on Film is part of Going Outside, a f

The Harvest Festival (Going Outside)

Jul 12th, 2021 8m 51s

In a world long decayed, a lone radio station broadcasts ancient tapes from the past out into the wilderness… and occasionally some adverts.The Harvest Festival is part of Going Outside, a five-part anthology of short plays about… going outsi

The New Abnormal (Going Outside)

Jul 12th, 2021 7m 11s

As the desolation of Boolock-69 fades, a cadre of wizards are convened to discuss their return to work.The New Abnormal is part of Going Outside, a five-part anthology of short plays about… going outside!Author: Joe AskewCast: Joe Raczka,

The Last Man to Leave the Cave (Going Outside)

Jul 12th, 2021 11m 57s

Normality resumed and people went back to their lives. But was it really the best option?The Last Man Leave the Cave is part of Going Outside, a five-part anthology of short plays about… going outside!Author: Joe RaczkaCast: Daniel Abbott

Hermit and the Ray (Going Outside)

Jul 12th, 2021 9m 27s

After leveling parts of Wolverhampton with a horrifying death ray, a scientific genius is locked-away and tasked with the creation of new weapons of terror. Unfortunately, they quite enjoy the peace.Hermit and The Ray is part of Going Outside

Going Outside with Distinctly Average Radio

Jul 12th, 2021 33s

A five-part anthology of short plays about… going outside!

She Only Drank Pinot, A Noir (Part 2/2)

Apr 5th, 2021 34m 21s

When a desperate dame wanders into Dick Richards' office, bulging about the purse and bemoaning a missing husband, it seems lady luck may have finally thrust a few crumpled euros his way. What follows, however, is a troubling investigation into

She Only Drank Pinot, A Noir (Part 1/2)

Apr 5th, 2021 30m 6s

CUBED

Oct 23rd, 2020 25m 8s

Strange things happen in the Midlands, like the discovery of ancient cubes possessed by lesser demons with an aversion to bubblegum. CUBED is a vaguely halloween-themed one-off inspired by true events, featuring indecent volumes of joss stick

At Great Expense 2

May 1st, 2020 49m 22s

Cola-Corp Corpa-Colleague Buck, fresh from being kidnapped by the soda criminal Johnny Fantango, has been bumped across to the Corporation's Propaganda Division to represent Cola-Corp at an upcoming conference. What could possibly go wrong?At

What Is At Great Expense? [Summary]

May 1st, 2020 3m 12s

At Great Expense 2 flops on to the internet on May 1st... but what actually happened in part 1?

Man Child

Nov 1st, 2019 14m 17s

What does it take to make a man - is it purpose, cosmic-chance or just a spot of patience and enough pork pies? Find out in this horror-themed short with Chloe Couper, Joe Askew and art by Heather Charters.Man Child is a change of pace from o

Deep Freeze

Aug 14th, 2019 1h 11m

"A tear sloped across her cheek, clear and acidic as white cider, pausing mutely for a moment on the gentle curve of her chin before throwing itself groundwards with sorrowful intent. The wet driplet burst upon his exposed chest, rigid with def

Rory and Macklemore are Mildly Moist (3)

Apr 29th, 2019 23m 59s

‘For Sergeant Macklemore Smith of the Humberside Police, Grimsby Special Division, justice is a warm gun and half a pork pie. When a dangerous new drug starts to the streets it’s up to him and his enthusiastic protégé Rory to mop up crimes’ gub

Rory and Macklemore on The Ivory Coast (2)

Apr 22nd, 2019 20m 1s

Rory and Macklemore vs The Juice Boxer (1)

Apr 15th, 2019 16m 7s

At Great Expense

Sep 24th, 2018 33m 31s

Fizzy pop is big business, especially for Cola-Corp Corpa-Colleagues like Buck. Living the carbonated 9-5pm (inc. 15 minute unpaid sustenance break) means the occasional trip off-world to visit a promising new supplier isn’t completely out of

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