In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Jumping Ship (2001). We discuss surviving on deserted islands, emus, and most importantly, the Island Boyssssss. If you listen to the end, you'll get to hear Sam singing beautifully.

Sam & Jo‘s Official Top Ten, Third Ten

Nov 11th, 2021 37m 47s

In this episode we rank the third ten Disney Channel Original Movies from worst to best.You can reach out to us via:Instagram - @disneychanneloriginalnoobiesTwitter - DisneyNoobiesEmail - [email protected] Music:Afterparty R

Halloweentown II: Kalabar‘s Revenge

Oct 31st, 2021 40m 38s

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge (2001). We discuss cool costumes, dog costumes, and which costume you'd live your life as. BONUS: We introduce a new member of the DCON family!Y

Halloweentown (1998) (Rebroadcast)

Oct 28th, 2021 1h 29m

PART II!In this episode, we review the classic Disney Channel Original Movie Halloweentown (1998). It is a spooky tale of magic, family, skeletons, ghosts, and everything Harry Potter. Our fact checkers have advised us that Reese's Pieces fi

The Jennie Project (2001)

Oct 14th, 2021 40m 53s

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie The Jennie Project (2001). We touch on red flags, monkey court cases, and the difference between animal hospitals and human hospitals.You can find us on Instagram at @disneychannel

Smart House (1999) (Rebroadcast)

Sep 30th, 2021 1h 12m

Hey guys, we've decided to rebroadcast one of our favorite, older episodes, Smart House (1999), which is still a Disney Channel Original Movie about a house that is...smart. Enjoy (again)!Intro Music:Afterparty Review by Sascha EndeLink: h

Jett Jackson: The Movie (2001)

Sep 16th, 2021 54m 4s

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Jet Jackson: The Movie (2001). We go in depth on standing people up (accidentally or on purpose), multiple realities, and Power Rangers fighting.You can find us on Instagram at @di

Hounded (2001)

Sep 2nd, 2021 46m 57s

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Hounded (2001). You'll find out what we think of psycho killer dogs, pet stories, and which one of us is a cheating criminal mastermind. You can find us on Instagram at @disneychan

The Luck of the Irish (2001)

Aug 19th, 2021 59m 13s

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie The Luck of the Irish (2001). Hear our takes on Gaelic sports, wearing hats in school, how to turn into a leprechaun. You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies,

Motocrossed (2001)

Aug 6th, 2021 53m 51s

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Motocrossed (2001). We discuss Amanda Bynes, N'Sync, the French, and surprisingly, motocross. Unfortunately, in this ep Joanna does not try out her Marge Simpson impersonation again.

Zenon: The Zequel (2001)

Jul 23rd, 2021 53m 19s

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Zenon: The Zequel (2001). We talk about a wide variety of topics, ranging from how the ewoks are the best characters in Star Wars, the logistics of Disney Channel Original Movies, and

The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000)

Jul 8th, 2021 46m 52s

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000). We also discuss meteorology, holiday memories, and Nutella burgling.You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email u

Phantom of the Megaplex (2000)

Jun 24th, 2021 1h 1m

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Phantom of the Megaplex (2000), which is about a workaholic kid who has to deal with a lot of shenanigans at the movie theatre he works at. It's a real whodunit. Your favorite podcast

Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire (2000)

May 27th, 2021 1h

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire (2000), which is about a mom who, get this, goes on a date with a...VAMPIRE! Scary! Spooky! The movie stars the aunt from Sabrina the Teenage Witch and

The Other Me (2000)

May 6th, 2021 59m 30s

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie The Other Me (2000), a movie about a kid who accidentally clones himself and uses the clone version as a slave so he doesn't have to go to school anymore. We discuss heavy topics such

Sam & Jo's Official Top Ten, Second Ten

Apr 22nd, 2021 31m 6s

In this episode we rank the second 10 Disney Channel Original Movies from worst to best.You can reach out to us via:Instagram - @disneychanneloriginalnoobiesTwitter - DisneyNoobiesEmail - [email protected] Music:Afterparty R

Quints (2000)

Apr 8th, 2021 59m 33s

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Quints (2000), a movie which features the queen of Halloweentown Kimberly J. Brown. We discuss why five babies is too many babies (at one time), weird teachers, and overbearing parent

Ready to Run (2000)

Mar 22nd, 2021 1h 3m

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Ready to Run (2000). We talk about the logistics of animals wearing headphones, hot hoofs (whatever that is), and Sam opens up about his deep distrust of the equine species. Oh, and a

Stepsister From Planet Weird (2000)

Mar 5th, 2021 57m 6s

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Stepsister From Planet Weird. In this episode, we do some sweet impersonations, Joanna gets her swagger back, and there's a (too) brief mention of Ryan Gosling. Also, pretty much none

Miracle in Lane 2 (2000)

Feb 4th, 2021 1h 13m

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Miracle in Lane 2. This film has the two things you need in a movie, a true underdog story and Frankie Muniz. In this ep was talk about the soap box derbies, vomiting slurpees, and wh

Rip Girls (2000)

Jan 21st, 2021 56m 40s

In this episode we discuss the tubular DCOM Rip Girls. We talk about surfing, CGI whales, Hawaii real estate, and how this movie is an off-brand Johnny Tsunami. Surfs up!Intro Music:Afterparty Review by Sascha EndeLink: https://filmmusic

Alley Cats Strike (2000)

Jan 7th, 2021 1h 14m

In this episode we discuss the strikingly fantastic DCOM Alley Cats Strike. We talk about Tony's Lasagna Heaven, yazz music, and 7-10 splits. If Brink and a bowling ball had a baby, it would be this movie. Have fun!Intro Music:Afterparty

The Color of Friendship (2000)

Dec 23rd, 2020 1h

In this episode we discuss the 2000 movie The Color of Friendship. We cover the tough topic of racial injustice, Apartheid, acceptance, and friendship. On a lighter note, we talk about 70s clothing, montages, and intense African drumming. In

Up Up and Away (2000)

Dec 7th, 2020 1h 12m

In this episode we toast the first DCOM of Y2K, Up Up and Away. We discuss superheroes, E from Entourage, George Jefferson, and saving the planet via compost. We also do a deep dive into the morality of brainwashing people for a good cause. If

Horse Sense (1999)

Nov 16th, 2020 1h 1m

We watched the ranch-focused DCOM Horse Sense. During this episode we talk about the Lawrence brothers, shoveling large amount of manure, property law, whether this movie passed the "Bledel Test," and much more. Come on down partner and take th